@@darrenswails It was years back. I heard about it on a talk radio show and confirmed it online. Scary that such groups exist. But this BLR video was hysterical. Guess America is now polarized with party politics that even BLR vids hit a nerve.
Same. my dumb self thought I could listen while driving. I turned it off immediately. This channel never fails to make me do the ugly laugh, the one where you jerk your head back and laugh out loud. I hope I described it good enough lol.
@@jeje-le9oy BLR makes all these people seem smarter than they actually are and that's scary considering they run the country. Well it's hard to make Trump sound dumber than he already does but still.
“I could’ve spiked that and you’d never know till you fainted” I knew this was gonna be gold when I couldn’t last 30 seconds without dying of laughter 😂
@@Cypresssina you watch too much MSM - do a little INDEPENDENT research the morality rate is hoovering around 2% - the virus has been HYPED by the media as a political ploy - very similar to SARS virus during the Obama years. The flu has a higher morality rate
@@garsonhedrick3420 Ah yes, in this world .1% is larger than 1-2%. I have done my own research. It was mostly what people call a joke. Perhaps it wasn't to your taste. Bless your heart.
@@Cypresssina that response really makes no sense .1% is greater than 1 - 2% - and don't go blessing anyone's heart - if you don't think it's being politicized for dirty purposes look no further than the dirty liberal haven of San Fran...declaration of state of emergency WITHOUT 1 case reported...declaration of state of emergency allows federal and state funds to be redirected with minimal oversight - follow the money
(4:00) A poem, by Donald Trump: Korean shoelaces are easily made The more you got cash, the more you got paid The more you eat vinegar, I don't need to smell ya, Cause your smell isn't good, listen to what I tell ya. The bees in the shed The gum on the ankle Goblin goo on the goblins And a party later for March.
ZOD4 “Cluttered the comments section” Well then pat yourself on the back for almost making a difference, my little social justice warrior. You must suck at parties. 😂 Go sit over there, fun sucker.
This channel never fails to make me do the ugly laugh, the one where you jerk your head back and laugh out loud. I hope I described it good enough lol.
@@MetalSStar196 I had stomach cramps and projectile vomiting. I thought I had IBS too until I quit gluten and dairy and started taking probiotics and digestive enzymes.
What I love about this channel is that everyone can enjoy it, regardless of politics. This video was golden lmao Edit: Make one post about saying it's nice to overlook politics and everyone goes wild in the comments about...politics. Wow. Really love the flipping internet...
@TheWhite Mamba You're wasting your breath; some people just buy into the idea of us vs them hard. They don't see grey, they don't care about facts or reality; they are just directed by their two minutes of hate what group to vilify and that is that. You'd have better luck convincing a stone wall.
Rabenpoet Can’t let it keep you in a permanent bad mood. Yes he is still president, but you can’t let him keep you down, otherwise he’s winning in every way imaginable. Smile and be happy and it will surely piss him off
Hey. Lol my other youtube account I have the same profile icon. You copying me bro? Lol seriously though. Just that it was funny we both had the same profile icon.
When the woman makes the chair look supple, smooth and luscious, is it really the worst chair anymore?...Not with Nancy in front of it. I would rather look at the chair all day.
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I fear for the future of Bad Lip Reading, as we enter this new lifestyle of wearing masks in public.
It won't last.
Surely it will just make things easier
Well it will make it easier for them to make up words that people are saying
Republicans are less likely to.
It's ok, the fungus-brained pumpkin muffin never wears one
"The fire will have your soul. Your soooul".
That's what she actually said
😆
🤣🤣
😆😆
That made me howl. I mean, the whole thing is great. But that was *cheffkiss*
Danae Lum I saw this comment right when she said that
I almost choked to death when she said “the fire will eat your soul”.
Same 🤣
I'm fairly confident that she actually said that.
The ONE clap did it for me lol
I played that over and over. Too funny.
Lol me too. I hope she's a prophet.
“I want you to make an effort to quit being boring” 😂
Request still pending
You're a stump in a tie
@thomas russo I agree boring isn't the worst thing a politician can be.
@@mellertid 😂🤣😅
@thomas russo hahahaha oh boy, that's almost as funny as the video. 'Intelligent', oh boy, what a card!
The squeaky hammer sound almost made me die
Same here :)
Same
Seriously! 😂😂
😂😂
It's called a gavel.
This is the type of humor that both parties can enjoy.
Agreed
Can I get an amen?!
What about the independents and vegans
@Ali S Honestly, WTF are you even going on about "Ali S?"
Agreed, why can't this really be what its like? This is way more interesting.
“Your breath hurt me. I think you fried my retinas.” I’m dying with laughter
Best phrase in this one
Same 👍🏾😂 and the fire will have your soul part 2:14
All of the Dems dressed in white? Are they going to be wearing white pillowcases as hats next? My God these people make me sick!
"Oops, I forgot my juice, NOOOWW WHAT DO I DO" that sent me 😂😂
I thought I was the only one that died on that part 😂😂
The fire will have your soul and his poem at the end plus the turkey is the bisarkest
"The fire will have your soul..."
I'm certain that was NOT a bad lip reading.
Lol!😂 Exactly what I was thinking!
MamaBoots1111 my thoughts exactly!!
The demon would wish that upon someone.
@@itsjt9523 You're right!
That slayed me!😂😂😂
"A giant?! There's a big giant there!"
His facial expression matched perfectly 🤣
You're so right
I read this comment right when he said that. It was fate. 🤟🏻🤣
Omg, he just started speaking when I read, this, absolutely PERFECT!! 😂😂
"You're a stump in a tie." - nearly killed me!
Had me roaring
“The thing is... I coulda spiked that and you’d never know till you fainted”
Pelosi's random noises are hilarious 😂
The shuffling paper made me laugh. She did that throughout the whole speech--looking for the wine list, maybe.
Moving the microphone.... 🤣
They match her creepy face so well 🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Except that was actual sound from the original video
Mike Pence is the only person on earth who is capable of smiling and frowning at the same time
I used to think Tony Sirico was pretty good at it, lol.
Nah, Musk can, too.
Hes hung not be making and more faces
Was this really in February? It feels like years ago.
Yep
I know right?
I never noticed trump tried to kiss Mitch what the hell
It still feels like March
I was doing laundry and My bra got stuck in dryer. Pina colada. Pelosi made me angry so tamekka punched her out
1:47
Melania's clapping looked like someone was rewinding a VHS tape while it was still playing.
She was un-clapping.
“The fire will have your soul” 🤣🤣🤣 wouldn’t surprise me if she actually said that.
Ditto. Of the many evil people in America, she ranks in the top. Maybe she plans to March again in support of the NAMBLA as she has in the past.
That was the best part of the whole thing! And yea the fire will have his soul. 🔥
haha jokes on you idiots. PRISON 2021
@@barrykelly2722 im not a fan of her but when did she do that march??
@@darrenswails It was years back. I heard about it on a talk radio show and confirmed it online. Scary that such groups exist.
But this BLR video was hysterical. Guess America is now polarized with party politics that even BLR vids hit a nerve.
The squeaky gavel was hilarious!!
@BuffyGranger That sounds like something they'd say in one of these videos lol
It's squeaks when you bang it...that's what she said.
"The fire will have your soul" 😭 dude I'm telling you I haven't laughed this hard in YEARS. My asthma is severely flaired up
BLR you are just about killing them with your skills!😂 ✌️
Same. my dumb self thought I could listen while driving. I turned it off immediately. This channel never fails to make me do the ugly laugh, the one where you jerk your head back and laugh out loud. I hope I described it good enough lol.
You need to do the Biden-Trump debate.
IMMEDIATELY.
Y.E.S.
He will eventually but it is taking a while. On the BLR twitter account it shows that he is working on it
@@fostersamels oh God thats gonna be fun to watch lmao
I mean that’s pretty funny on its own.
Hey! Have some manners
I refuse to believe that Nancy DIDNT say to Pence "I want you to make an effort to quit being boring"
I refuse to believe she could actually put a coherent sentence like that together
@@jeje-le9oy BLR makes all these people seem smarter than they actually are and that's scary considering they run the country. Well it's hard to make Trump sound dumber than he already does but still.
@@jeje-le9oy are we talking about her being the most consistently incoherent person featured here? cuz uh, i think there's a guy who has her beat
@@yeetsmith1105 well yes, Biden definitely makes less sense more often
I like Pence's calm, stable personality. It's soothing 😊
2:35 That one random clap made me spit out my tea.
How though?
Randive It made me laugh.
Gianfranco Torres hahah so funny orange man bad... Am I right?
Gianfranco Torres hahaha yes!
Randive lol wtf dude
“When I saw a TV in my car I punched a book” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 almost spat my drink out
oh my god this one is really REALLY good.
I can't till they come out one from the debate last night...... when I saw the tv in my car I punched a book
The fire will have your soullllll
Trump's profess 2020 - 2021 incredible
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Trump 2020 Prophecy - Kim Clement
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Why Pelosi sounds like Erick Cartmen
It’s not right to use God’s Name in vain. Just letting you know and God bless
4:05 "Korean shoelaces are easily made
The more you got cash, the more you got PAID"
ART
I've been laughing for days at this so funny
I love how Pelosi stands up and just rips those pieces of papershe does nothing throughout this entire video and then she does that
Bars!
Trump's been unleashing his inner Bob Dylan lately.
*"...The more you got cash, the more you got PAID."*
Pretty much trump-pelosi relationship in a nutshell:
Trump: eww
Pelosi: you too
Haha! Good
👏👏👏
I think it’s the other way around
@@Electragirl5 still the same thing
@redd kneck haha so true
That "Back up my car" song has just grown on me
"Trump, Trump, Trump!"
"Muuah!"
"Oh stop!"
I'm dying.. 😂😂😂😂
“I could’ve spiked that and you’d never know till you fainted”
I knew this was gonna be gold when I couldn’t last 30 seconds without dying of laughter 😂
RIP
“it’s not so bad if you’re boring it’s just no one wants to be stuck around you”
💀💀💀
“Because you’re a stump in a tie.”
"Mmmhmm"
looooool
TheBestUsername I literally can’t get over how accurate of a description of Pence that was
I want this a on a t-shirt
"I had planned to tell you about the Asiatic Lemur..."
Pelosi claps once.
"...the perfect, perfect animal."
Pence smirk when Trump says he'd planned to tell them about the Asiatic Lemur. Godlike.
"I had a very terrible January..."
_*Jan 2021 has entered the chat_
8 months ago 👀
Uh oh - January 2022 here, and you don’t even want to know
Whispering: "The fire will have your soulllll...." 🤣
Totally believable
I’m pretty sure that wasn’t a bad lip read 😂
Nancy knows... cause thats exactly what already happened to her...
Hope she's right lol
i almost spit out the soup i was eating. hahaha
Trump "I should be chief of gravestones forever!"
*Disappointed Shake*
I see you watched the video too.
With his plan for the coming pandemic, he may get that wish.
@@Cypresssina you watch too much MSM - do a little INDEPENDENT research the morality rate is hoovering around 2% - the virus has been HYPED by the media as a political ploy - very similar to SARS virus during the Obama years. The flu has a higher morality rate
@@garsonhedrick3420 Ah yes, in this world .1% is larger than 1-2%. I have done my own research. It was mostly what people call a joke. Perhaps it wasn't to your taste. Bless your heart.
@@Cypresssina that response really makes no sense .1% is greater than 1 - 2% - and don't go blessing anyone's heart - if you don't think it's being politicized for dirty purposes look no further than the dirty liberal haven of San Fran...declaration of state of emergency WITHOUT 1 case reported...declaration of state of emergency allows federal and state funds to be redirected with minimal oversight - follow the money
🎵 *“Pack up the car! Don’t break the telephone; I just got it!”* 🎶
"I will be chief of gravestones forever"
Well, that was...prophetic.
I havent seen the original, therefore this is the original.
This one makes more since than the original
The original is pretty fash, soooo ... I prefer this over the original
Same 😂😭
yes
Original good too
Mike Pence watches BLR. So he chooses wisely when to move his lips lol
He does? That would be cool.
really?
Synikal really? that’s crazy
@@Testiculitis I can’t find it
😂😂😂😂
(4:00)
A poem, by Donald Trump:
Korean shoelaces are easily made
The more you got cash, the more you got paid
The more you eat vinegar, I don't need to smell ya,
Cause your smell isn't good, listen to what I tell ya.
The bees in the shed
The gum on the ankle
Goblin goo on the goblins
And a party later for March.
I thought he was gonna say "laid."
BHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You have just summoned Satan.
I've never cried of laughter like this while watching a State of the Union address.
“I will never have a gluten pocket!”
* thunderous applause *
(Really? That one?)
"hmm?...hmm." Translation: Maybe that was a good one....naw.
I see you watched the video too.
I see you copy/pasted too. 😑
@@Afurthyclays It was easier than typing it out again and again to everyone who cluttered the comment section like you did.
ZOD4
“Cluttered the comments section”
Well then pat yourself on the back for almost making a difference, my little social justice warrior.
You must suck at parties. 😂
Go sit over there, fun sucker.
"The turkey is the bezerkiest, isn't it? That's a good one for the holidays." 😂😂
better than the real deal
Best Tweet of the speech!
What is "bezerkiest"?
Bezerkiest is a great word, I'm going to adopt it.
@@therealaakarjain A better question would be: what isn't bezerkiest?
I’m not sure WHY this is so funny, but even now, 2 years later, I’m dyin’!! 🤣 seriously, laughing so hard my husband asked me if I’m all right.
This channel never fails to make me do the ugly laugh, the one where you jerk your head back and laugh out loud. I hope I described it good enough lol.
@1:37 “Oop’s I Forgot My Juice Naw what I do”?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I will never have a gluten pocket"
Uproarious applause*
"really? that one? Hmmm, hmmm"
I can't breath... 😂🤣
There must be a lot of Celiacs in Congress.
@@V.E.R.O. Suffering the pains of IBS and near-death experience from explosive diarrhea.
@@MetalSStar196 I had stomach cramps and projectile vomiting. I thought I had IBS too until I quit gluten and dairy and started taking probiotics and digestive enzymes.
Your profile picture is now my sleep paralysis demon
Nobody:
Most definitely Nancy Pelosi: “The fire will have your soul.”
"Good, good, let the hate flow through you..." XD
... soul...
This honestly killed me
I lost it when I heard that 😂🤣!
Umm hmm
Tears in my eyes from laughing! This is absolutely brilliant.
"I should be chief of gravestones forever", how did you know?!
Oh man!! 😂😂 we need to bring in a new chief of gravestones this November
For a split second I thought it was Herman Cain they cut to reacting to that line.
He really is
@@martinemesguitar BLR doesn't have that kinda foresight.
What I love about this channel is that everyone can enjoy it, regardless of politics. This video was golden lmao
Edit: Make one post about saying it's nice to overlook politics and everyone goes wild in the comments about...politics. Wow. Really love the flipping internet...
But still....Democrats are just horrible people. Simply the worst.
@@michaeldiebold8847 Not necessarily ^^ there are good and bad people in every political stance.
I don’t recall anyone asking
& nasty peloski is all three of those 😖 as well with Omar tliab Waters Cortez & Hillary did I forget anyone?🤔
@TheWhite Mamba You're wasting your breath; some people just buy into the idea of us vs them hard. They don't see grey, they don't care about facts or reality; they are just directed by their two minutes of hate what group to vilify and that is that. You'd have better luck convincing a stone wall.
"I want you to make an effort not to be boring, because you look like a stump in a tie" just got me
😂 me too😂😂
I LOLED on that one.
Nancy's opening line was perfect: "I could have spiked that, and you wouldn't know until you fainted." Comedy Gold.
"The chief of gravestones" is probably one of the most prophetic gaffes delivered by Bad Lip Reading
And how is that prophetic?
@@user-zr6pl6nb6z think about it
1:37 wtf was that?! 😂🤣
You can’t be in a bad mood after watching these masterpieces of art.
Truth!! Best 10 minute break ever.
@@danae5578 10 minutes? Did you watch it at half speed? You must have *really* needed that break. :)
Trump is still president, so: yes, you can.
Yeah, you can, because the BLR version made more sense than what the Orange Fool actually said!
Rabenpoet Can’t let it keep you in a permanent bad mood. Yes he is still president, but you can’t let him keep you down, otherwise he’s winning in every way imaginable. Smile and be happy and it will surely piss him off
These videos just crack me up. They always put a smile on my face
If Bernie wins it'll put an even bigger smile 😁 on ALL our faces.
Couldn't agree more. MAGA and Dump Trump, Bernie 2020! ✌
J C
Nope, he’s so biased
@@johncusack2483 Idiot. Go live in Venezuela if you wanna know what Sanders will do.
@@Counter-Intuitive No way in hell Anericans are going to elect an 80yo marxist. Bernie is a worthless, hypocritical POS
Nancy Pelosi loudly moving the microphone at 3:51 is the funniest part of the video 😂
Don't remember the last time I laughed so hard.
1:10 “Hey if you touch me everyone will think were friends” 😂
Oh, they've missed it in subtitles.
It overlaped with what Trump was saying, which is more important I guess 😂😂😂
Hey. Lol my other youtube account I have the same profile icon. You copying me bro? Lol seriously though. Just that it was funny we both had the same profile icon.
And his reply was 'Your breath will dry my retinas' 😂
“Your breath hurt me”😂
Everytime I look in the mirror -
“You’re a thicc white chunk”
M
This had me rollin
That made me die
Then how am I alive?!?!
"A white chunk "
LMAO
'THERES A GIANT BESIDE YOU BUDDY' THAT GOT ME
"We've always known you were a goober. We've knoooownn...and that's on you, Mike."
That part had tears streaming 🤣🤣
As someone with a pet Asiatic Lemur, I can confirm that they are indeed the perfect animal...
In the words of Bob Dylan I dont believe you
Napoleon Dynamite says it's the liger.
Straight_Edge Spartan this is the perfect comment 🥴🥴😂😂
King julian approve this
...then one lone hand clap
Trump: “Thanks for the jar of pickles”
Pelosi: “The fire will have your soul”
Perfect speech.
@@aviatorboss9978 no because I don’t want crazies like you talking to me
@@aviatorboss9978 they say you shouldn’t argue with crazy people on the internet.
She's just a crank pickle. Super crankyyyyy
@@aviatorboss9978 perfect thread
The part that gets me laughing the most is the music at the end. Can you imagine if they really played that at the end of the SOTU address?
0:40 When I'm president, this will be the official song of the State of the Union
Awesome. Cant wait til they do a bad lip reading of this.
The original was awesome, he talks about everything he accomplished, trump 2020!!!
LMAOOOOOOO
Legend has it, Nancy Pelosi still has the worst chair.
Or maybe it is the that chair that has the worst Nancy Pelosi 🤔
The Pale Snake illuminati confirmed
@@AxerisArden 🤔🤔🤔
When the woman makes the chair look supple, smooth and luscious, is it really the worst chair anymore?...Not with Nancy in front of it. I would rather look at the chair all day.
Any chair Nanci Pelosi is sitting in is the worst chair.
"you touch me everyone will think we're friends" LMAOOOOO
☠️
"Don't moan reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee no really don't"
2:58 "I should be chief of gravestones, forever"
This aged in......an interesting way
To pence: "hey dude"
To pelosi: "EW"
made me die
And she went you too
🤣
"I want you to make an effort to quit being boring." lol
“You’re a thick chunk.”
“You’re a thick white chunk, a white chunk.”
What’s thick chunk? 😂
Albacore
Fleshhhh
"I want you to make an effort to stop being boring, 'cause you're a stump in a tie!"😂
When she crrrrrrrrrrrkkkkked the microphone I lost it! 🤣
"You're a thick, white chunk"
"I forgot my juice. NOW what do I do?"
Joe Human , chew her cud?!?
I was having dinner and I actually forgot my juice so that line was crazy for me
The “Juice” being her ‘in’ peach Schnapps, of course.
@Johnny Hammersticks is that alcohol?
Loooooool
@Johnny Hammersticks I can only game weaker drinks.
Like Mike's hard lemonade and Smirnoff.
Vodka is nasty
And it hurts.
"Chief of the gravestones" - 2020
*Thanks to COVID19!*
The masterpiece . Holly shit . This channel is beyond perfect.
“The janitor took all the evidence out to the country & dumped it in his pit!”
* general looks around suspiciously *
Omg I LOVED that side-eyeing he did under his giant eyebrows. Like "is...anyone else... hearing this? Should we like...do something?"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sounds like he stole that line from Hillary
roscodogg
I see what you did there. 😉
I broke out laughing at work when I saw that part
"THE FIRE WILL HAVE YOUR SOUL" followed by "I had a very terrible January" oh my god I choked
Your Pelosi is brilliant. Thanks for staring my day with a good laugh!!
I just discovered Bad Lip Reading. Watching one after another absolutely crying out- of-breath laughter. Thanks I needed this.
Hey Bad Lip Reading, we need you to do some new content on these covid19 briefings.... PLEASE. I need to laugh!!
Yes!
I don’t think coronavirus was around back then
Came here to say just that!
I think these guys died. 😩. Where are they??? I mean come on! Cuomo.
Please
“Trump trump, trump trump”
“Mwah”
“Stop it”
That was so good! xD
The random clap was the best!
Trump says so many odd things sometimes I forget he’s dubbed in these. XD
Yes, this one is Really good!!! I can watch these things over and over. They just make my day.
"I had planned to tell you about the Asiatic Lemur . . . [single clap] . . . the perfect, perfect animal."
The best
Pence is very fond of lemurs 😊
I died 🤣😂
I see you watched the video too.
Your president is fun...
“I don’t want to know your thoughts. I want you for your silhouette” lol
Any woman's dream way to be courted by her love interest! XD
Isn't that this one famous Ed Sheeran-song?
jaan08011 So poetic. 🤣
xxMaro92xx no joke I was gonna say that 😆
Most honest thing trump has ever tweeted. He's a perverted idiot.
0:14 “I could’ve spiked that & you’d never know it was me.” 😂😂
1:12 "Your breath hurt me."
I think it fried my retinas
I was hoping the “pack up the car” song would comeback
fashi0nistaemgal - I know, right? What does he say.. “Don’t break the top off, I just got it” ?
Patty J. Ayers telephone
I waited and it was just as sweet as the first time.
It was pack up my car
It's at 0:41
2:14 "The fire will have your soul, your soul..."
Now listen to that at .5 speed. It's awesome.
@@victrola2007 That was amazing
@@victrola2007 that's hilarious
@@victrola2007 omg lol😂
@@victrola2007 you are an evil genius
I'm dying here! How hilarious! My friend just turned me on to this channel and not a moment to soon... I needed this so much ☮️
"I had planned to tell you about the Asiatic lemur..."
Pence: *smiles knowingly*
PACK UP MY CAR, DON'T BREAK THE TELEPHONE I JUST GOT IT
Billboard Music Award material right there
🤘
The main reason I re-watch this over and over 😁
i can’t stop rewinding that part 😭😭😭
Hard to believe what he's actually saying is "Madam Speaker, the president of the United States"
If Turkey ever starts a nuclear war the headline should read: TURKEY GOES BERSERKY!
PROVEN FACT VIDEOS 😂😂😂
Yes
😂😂😂😂💀💀
Agreed😂
PROVEN FACT VIDEOS turkey has a pretty berserky history...
That was absolutely genius! Great job to who made this! You made so many smile when they really needed it!! Amazing comedy! Well done!
Bahahahahaaaaaaaaa!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. You are a genius. Thank you for brightening my day, so glad I discovered this! Cheers from down under Australia.
0:41
Nice! You guys did the “pack up my car” bit from last year!
Back up, not pack up
AndreiTupolev Sorry.. it’s pack up.. look at the subtitles
Yeahr, I heard thet, and thought... wait is this really the 2020 edition?
We really, REALLY need an extended version of "Back up the Car!!!!"
@@AndreiTupolev 2019: Pack up the car. Don't break the telephone- I just got it! 2020: Pack up my car. Don't break the telephone- I just got it!
“THE FIRE WILL HAVE YOUR SOOOUUULLLLL” I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I literally busted up laughing for a solid minute. 🤣
Same it killed me lol
The princess of darkness should know
@@blaws6684 Thats trumps nickname
@ are you really that stupid? I said princess. You’re going to be a sad little child in November
OMG! I just spat my drink laughing at this! Brilliant! Well done 👏🏼😂
3:50
😂 All the stuff Pelosi does is so hilarious 😂