@@exclusiveextremo5799 those were jokes about how their rituals are never used. Relinquished IS used but not because it's a ritual but a name. Different category
"You're both REALLY Obnoxious, but you're really BASED at the same time" As a Blue-Eyes Player, I've never been so insulted by something I completely agree with.
Relinquished: "Oh my God I LOVE Maximillion Pegasus from the anime! ... ... ...Wait, what's a Toon Monster?" (Calling myself out on this because it's my favorite)
I'm not stuck in the past, Konami just refuses to print a BLS card for the actual BLS deck that manages to surpass super soldier. Yes, this includes legendary swordsman.
Dogmatika ritual is pretty pog. But you missed the most important part. "Oh I can't special summon from the extradeck? WELL YOU CANT EITHER NOW GET MILLED
As a Mikanko player, i don't pay attention to the thighs. I pay attention to how aware my opponent is to see how quickly i can get them to otk themselves by summoning their own big bungus and crashing it into my 0 Atk Amazoness Swordswoman deck.
I just love making THEM do it to temselfs by playing metaverse into heavenly gate + Ceremony summoning Ohime then equiping via her own effect the double edged sword. It's scoop or faceplant.
@@thecursed_1lordofcats738 The best part of Heavenly Gate is that it has Battle Mania incorporated into it's effect. Once you are at the Battle Phase, it's over, the only way to exit said battle phase is by scooping.
Except it's already 2023, everybody and their mothers have access to non-destroy monster/back row removal...there won't be any thicc little girl left when the battle phase finally comes around.
@@Argenta_Rosa Actually @ignister is actually fairly competent at spitting out it’s Ritual completely in-archetype and regularly. It’s just that the way the deck is played nowadays is Arrival Cyberse turbo, ignoring the other 2300 ATK bosses the deck has.
@@vxicepickxvnot really, its just that konami refuses to make them better, it doesn't even take much, for a while megatron decks and drytron variants bullied the meta despite being rogue,
Illusion of Chaos: You don't even play your Ritual Monster. Alternatively: Summoning a Ritual Monster? What year is this? They're handtrap searchers now.
1:27 I was honestly expecting a "normal monsters are good" joke but as an avid Magikey enjoyer, I have no complaints. Drytrons are like that one really cool kid that got stuck in the wrong crowd (in this case, Heralds) and gets a bad rep as a result. Megalith Drytron is actually really fun from a casual standpoint.
Honestly... for some people the Nekroz one could apply... but also it might just be the fact that the more the game progresses, the more absurd Extra Deck monsters become... and nothing says "I am to old for this shit" than having a Unicore on the field and the opponent wonders why his Monsters don't do anything. Puts a smile on my face.
A sequel to the Nekroz one. "Boy I sure do love being one of the few viable ritual strategies in the history of the game, with such cool combos and boss monsters and- Is that another board breaker? Alright, gg go next. **Scoops** "
Bud, a few months ago, the shinobird community would agree with you, save for Almonds, the big rock, who got his own spin-off show as an unfun floodgate... but now... now these streets will run red with the blood of any monster that dares stay on the field during the end phase,* and those who doubt spirit monsters... Until the cards actually release anyway, or a few months thereafter... At least we get our 5 minutes of fame, unlike the 2 chemicritter players who will spend the rest of their lives wishing catalyst field wasn't printed so that they could get something interesting instead. *Neo-spacians do not count... Majestic dragons may just be based enough to stick around.
That fact the Legendary Flame Lord isn’t is also both correct and sad, I just love my flame king is that too much to ask. He’s a good Endymion extender I guess😢
Dark Master Zorc: What do you mean I'm not the strongest monster in GOAT format? I took out all three Egyptian Gods, Exodia, AND Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon in the anime! Why can't I even beat over Dark Necrofear in defense mode?
Yes miao yes because can't afford another deck, rent also need to be paid and also "I heckin love do cl 1 cir target Dante cl 2 Dante target cir, send cir overlays for Beatrice"
Well someone got pissy that someone dropped a black magician of chaos max on his turn thanks to och XD. i am of the opinion that ritual summon is a good mechanic, i'd argue fusion is worse, considering how so many fusion monsters had to become a wannabe synchro/xyz to be good (looking at you Neos fusions and two headed blue eyes motherf*cker)
It's okay, but Konami's put as much effort into letting the mechanic keep up with the other summoning methods as they have into figuring out what Red-Eyes is actually supposed to do. (I really do want to build a Ritual deck, I just don't know which deck to build)
No Relinquished, I'm sad.
Only 1 ritual and the deck just uses it for fusion fodder, doesn't count 😜
He included BorrelRokket, @Ignister and fucking Photon Dragon, of course Relinquished counts
@@exclusiveextremo5799 those were jokes about how their rituals are never used. Relinquished IS used but not because it's a ritual but a name. Different category
Oops I missed it. Lucky for you, Relinquished has a Link monster, so it'll be there.
"You like the succ"
"You're both REALLY Obnoxious, but you're really BASED at the same time"
As a Blue-Eyes Player, I've never been so insulted by something I completely agree with.
I think we got of pretty easy in this video.
Stop saying Chaos Max, he ain't playing it.
Alternative entry for Revendread: "You either really like Resident Evil, or you really like Spawn."
Both? Both. Both is good.
BOARD WIPE is the most accurate depiction of a demise/ruin player
yup, nothing to add here, its just true.
@@cesarmenoncin7396 sometimes I blow up my own cards just for the hell of it.
I feel like if you’re playing any ritual deck, you’re either playing too many negates, some form of ftk, or are extremely based.
There is no in between
Relinquished:
"Oh my God I LOVE Maximillion Pegasus from the anime! ... ... ...Wait, what's a Toon Monster?"
(Calling myself out on this because it's my favorite)
As a Magikey player, thank you
Let's pour one out for the homie Instant Fusion; Ansyalabolas hardly knew ye
2 batosbuster to make gear giant to search cyberstein, yeah very based
@@mimerfb stein is banned now anyways kek
@@exafawn yea ik, but magikey become best card to make a combo
Honestly the thumbnail in itself is basically correct. "You're stuck in the past".
I'm not stuck in the past, Konami just refuses to print a BLS card for the actual BLS deck that manages to surpass super soldier. Yes, this includes legendary swordsman.
As a Nephtys player i only picked up the archetype because phoenixes are dope. Also blue ckicken is funny
Sacred flame at full power is no joke though. Well, at least if your opponent can't Kaiju him away
Dogmatika ritual is pretty pog. But you missed the most important part.
"Oh I can't special summon from the extradeck? WELL YOU CANT EITHER NOW GET MILLED
Cyberse Magician: Wait, WHERE IS MY LINK ARROW?
1:32 "thick thighs save lifes" those are one of the most fucking skinny ass skeleton legs I seen
That's 90% of the internet; foregoing the definitions of basic English words and substituting them for whatever they want them to mean.
As a Mikanko player, i don't pay attention to the thighs. I pay attention to how aware my opponent is to see how quickly i can get them to otk themselves by summoning their own big bungus and crashing it into my 0 Atk Amazoness Swordswoman deck.
I just love making THEM do it to temselfs by playing metaverse into heavenly gate + Ceremony summoning Ohime then equiping via her own effect the double edged sword. It's scoop or faceplant.
@@JorgeSanchez-zk6zw Add Traptrick into Battle Mania to force them to attack for insult to injury.
@@thecursed_1lordofcats738 The best part of Heavenly Gate is that it has Battle Mania incorporated into it's effect. Once you are at the Battle Phase, it's over, the only way to exit said battle phase is by scooping.
Except it's already 2023, everybody and their mothers have access to non-destroy monster/back row removal...there won't be any thicc little girl left when the battle phase finally comes around.
Thighs? sorry, busy giggling at the japanese basis of the deck and also wiping the opponent out with their monsters or a Kaiju.
... I mean I pulled Black Luster Soldier out of a 25 cent card vending machine from a bowling alley arcade but otherwise accurate
“You are in the past” should be the entire headline. Ritual decks are feining for new support
Vendread is characterised by pain that we all felt in all waves after the first one.
I love how they gave like half the VRAINS cast Rituals yet NONE of their decks use them.
It's like rituals are still a garbage card type.
It's because they gave ritual monsters to decks that aren't based around rituals, simple as that.
@@Argenta_Rosa Actually @ignister is actually fairly competent at spitting out it’s Ritual completely in-archetype and regularly. It’s just that the way the deck is played nowadays is Arrival Cyberse turbo, ignoring the other 2300 ATK bosses the deck has.
@@vxicepickxvnot really, its just that konami refuses to make them better, it doesn't even take much, for a while megatron decks and drytron variants bullied the meta despite being rogue,
Mikanko - aka: „Why are you hitting yourself?“ the deck
Lord of the Red is one of my favorite cards ever. I really hope it gets more fusion support in the future.
"Wait, whats an Imperm?" -dead
Also, yes my extra deck is a toolbox, deal with it
Having a toolbox extra deck is based.
Illusion of Chaos: You don't even play your Ritual Monster. Alternatively: Summoning a Ritual Monster? What year is this? They're handtrap searchers now.
1:27 I was honestly expecting a "normal monsters are good" joke but as an avid Magikey enjoyer, I have no complaints.
Drytrons are like that one really cool kid that got stuck in the wrong crowd (in this case, Heralds) and gets a bad rep as a result.
Megalith Drytron is actually really fun from a casual standpoint.
Or just pure drytrons, even though the deck lacks turn 1 plays.
Edit : The deck is scary now.
(I regret nothing with Dogmatika)
Honestly... for some people the Nekroz one could apply... but also it might just be the fact that the more the game progresses, the more absurd Extra Deck monsters become... and nothing says "I am to old for this shit" than having a Unicore on the field and the opponent wonders why his Monsters don't do anything. Puts a smile on my face.
They respect my boi Clavyss :)
As a Prediction Princess enjoyer...look, I just wanna play 4 DM staples in one card leave me alone
As a Demise player i agree, board wipe. Also i need Impcantation to even be able to play my deck effectively.
As a Nephthys player, I feel called out.
Me the insulted black luster player: ............*Banish*
As a libromancer player that's a perfect description of me
I was expecting a war criminal joke with Magikey but I'll take the compliment!
Herald players: I've just accepted I'm not gonna make friends.
For the Amorphage one, I'm surprised its not "How do we even summon you?"
For Dogmatika..."If I cant play from my Extra Deck, neither can you!"
A sequel to the Nekroz one. "Boy I sure do love being one of the few viable ritual strategies in the history of the game, with such cool combos and boss monsters and- Is that another board breaker? Alright, gg go next. **Scoops** "
Is it bad that I use Sephira (Zefra) with this archetype?
I just liked Dante's Inferno and demons, so of course I like Burning Abyss 😢
i have a dogmatika nekroz deck, it's ok at the very least
Dogmatika megalith, i am still building the better version, but GAH DAYUM these cards cost a lot
I like how you picked the least used Dogmatika ritual to represent them lmao
As a Magikey player, the deck is indeed very based.
Today I learned that Armed Dragon has a ritual monster
You forgot
The new visas ritual archtype thats incoming!
Yo where are my Crab Turtle players at
Bud, a few months ago, the shinobird community would agree with you, save for Almonds, the big rock, who got his own spin-off show as an unfun floodgate... but now... now these streets will run red with the blood of any monster that dares stay on the field during the end phase,* and those who doubt spirit monsters... Until the cards actually release anyway, or a few months thereafter... At least we get our 5 minutes of fame, unlike the 2 chemicritter players who will spend the rest of their lives wishing catalyst field wasn't printed so that they could get something interesting instead.
*Neo-spacians do not count... Majestic dragons may just be based enough to stick around.
You know, as a magikey enjoyer, I very much appreciate that.
Cyber angels one was spot on hahaha. Pure cyber angels ftw
I wish there was a ritual cyberse dragon.
Aside from paladin of storm dragon
Heralds: Negate this, negate that, why dont you negate your fucking life
My experience with megalith they're pretty based. (And fun)
As a Magikey player:
Woo!
That’s it…I challenge you to a DUEL!
HUNGRY BURGER MENTIONED 🗣️
Dokurorider and Skull Guardian are the best Ritual Monsters. Can't be argued.
That fact the Legendary Flame Lord isn’t is also both correct and sad, I just love my flame king is that too much to ask. He’s a good Endymion extender I guess😢
Ma Boy Reliquished was ignored!
As someone who prefers Ruin over Demise, it's on brand that she didn't even get a spot on the list.
Ruin: You don't exist.
Meanwhile my dumbass runs both because I yearn for the days where battle phase matters
My Northwemko just stand there in the corner of my deck
@ignister water leviathan is actually really good if you use it, its just that its a ritual that ruins it
1/2 of these explanations
wAIt i HAve a RiTUaL mONsTeR?!?!?
ooo my fav is relinquished
video: skips relinquished
as a still BA player with ONE malacoda and ONE G&E in the BA in the deck i agreed
So much hate for summon skull(also as a fire fist player, that comment on eland hit hard)
I was so Hype when I drew Zorc out of some random pack
Hey where was my one eyed toon adjacent succ demon?
There's something so fun about summoning those blue ritual cards, right?
Hungry burger is the GOAT
Love nouvelles. ...but voiceless voice has them beat as my favorite
Voiceless voice:
"Cost?...what cost?"
As a megalith player, whats a ritual spell. I just know that rocks go hard and make me rock ha-
ZERA THE MANT! ZERA THE MANT! ZERA THE MANT!
Lol, never thought of my Vendreads that way but yeah I suppose. Was expecting something edgy as a joke though😂
Nephthys, so much fun and unique!
Dark Master Zorc: What do you mean I'm not the strongest monster in GOAT format? I took out all three Egyptian Gods, Exodia, AND Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon in the anime! Why can't I even beat over Dark Necrofear in defense mode?
Yes miao yes because can't afford another deck, rent also need to be paid and also "I heckin love do cl 1 cir target Dante cl 2 Dante target cir, send cir overlays for Beatrice"
I use Mikanko because shrine maidens are cool, and I’m a huge Touhou fan!
All decks: I just like to lose.
BOARD WIPE
BOARD WIPE
BOARD WIPE
BOARD WIPE
I will live and DIE! On the hill that is my Black Luster Soldier ritual and Gaia champion Fusion decks lol 😅
PLEASE STOP I ACTUALLY PLAY SUMMONED SKULL ITS REALLY FUN
Then you don't exist /j
nouvelles to the TOP man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck yeah magikey getting respect
imagine having a ritual deck
as a mikanko player, can confirm
Legendary Flame Lord is my favorite
LET HIM COOK
BOARDWIPE !!!!
Megalith and Magikey go brrrr
Magician of Black Chaos MAX? o_O
...that exists?
>Mikanko
>Thicc
Pick one.
Oh you don’t understand us shinobird plays only believe in one spirit monster and that’s rocky boi
As an ogdoadic player and an ancient nephthys main. I am addicted to egypt like cards
Nouvelles? Why yes I did go to my local card shop today before they opened to be the first one to get some
Well someone got pissy that someone dropped a black magician of chaos max on his turn thanks to och XD.
i am of the opinion that ritual summon is a good mechanic, i'd argue fusion is worse, considering how so many fusion monsters had to become a wannabe synchro/xyz to be good (looking at you Neos fusions and two headed blue eyes motherf*cker)
It's okay, but Konami's put as much effort into letting the mechanic keep up with the other summoning methods as they have into figuring out what Red-Eyes is actually supposed to do.
(I really do want to build a Ritual deck, I just don't know which deck to build)
I also pendulum summon pendulumgraph for the lols
I choked on my scone at libromancer
Both Egypt and feet 🐶
Should I even play Nouvelles?
Yes let me cook
As a BLS player, I hate how right you are...
relinqished players crying in the back
No Relinquished? Pity
As a blue eyes player i approve