Kyle Forgeard | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

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  • @TheoVon
    @TheoVon  Год назад +87

    bit.ly/theo-von

    • @liluziburnt7678
      @liluziburnt7678 Год назад +10

      Love your content Theo, keep up the good shit dawg!!! 🤙🏽

    • @evannash1960
      @evannash1960 Год назад +6

      ⛽️⛽️🫶

    • @Palestinian_holocaust
      @Palestinian_holocaust Год назад

      Theo is gayyyy honeeeyyyy

    • @cowboythomas5904
      @cowboythomas5904 Год назад

      His son is the grown one in the picture that is the real killer, he was 18 and a chef with mental problems and had mental episodes and been in hospitals after. I think OJ tried to protect his son most likely or OJ killed her. It's one of the two

    • @zensation.
      @zensation. Год назад +4

      @theovon you gotta find and upload your cribs bits 😄

  • @ErickKhan
    @ErickKhan 2 года назад +3106

    "what's that term for a big wave of immigrants coming over at once?"
    "I think it's a quinceañera, depends how old they are" lmfaooooo Theo is too much man

  • @rural2684
    @rural2684 2 года назад +8507

    Theo asking his computer guy for unsearchable google searches is always hilarious

    • @GingerGingie
      @GingerGingie 2 года назад +740

      Spot on! My absolute favorite part of the show. "Google 'most gays'." 😂🤣🤣

    • @chrishughes8398
      @chrishughes8398 2 года назад +1174

      “Google if you can pick up a little one”

    • @MattIsLoling
      @MattIsLoling 2 года назад +138

      Gotta start asking chatgpt it can actually give an answer to these odd questions lol

    • @alexandersideris
      @alexandersideris 2 года назад +16

      @@chrishughes8398 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MikeJohnCore
      @MikeJohnCore 2 года назад +66

      39:36

  • @TAD4841
    @TAD4841 2 года назад +1321

    “Google that if we can pick up a little one”
    Theo never fails 😂

  • @JSC_27
    @JSC_27 2 года назад +436

    18:58 I bursted out laughing when Theo said, “google that if we can pick up a little one” 😂😂

    • @syphonunfiltered
      @syphonunfiltered 2 года назад +31

      "it unsettles their system" lmao

    • @zacspruill
      @zacspruill Год назад +5

      @@syphonunfiltered that killed me the most lol

  • @yeahnahyeahnah2932
    @yeahnahyeahnah2932 2 года назад +1318

    I love how confused Kyle gets with certain jokes Theo says. Absolutely hilarious

    • @perrslice
      @perrslice 2 года назад +52

      Was disappointed Kyle didn’t banter a bit with Theo. Especially when he was talking about Khabib and Islam “all of them have rocket launchers” “he still sleeps in his childhood bed”

    • @Doriamo
      @Doriamo 2 года назад +83

      Kyle isn’t very smart.

    • @bmptn7327
      @bmptn7327 2 года назад +15

      @@Doriamo neither is theo🤣

    • @BenDover-de7tf
      @BenDover-de7tf 2 года назад +11

      @@bmptn7327 kyle is about as comedicaly smart as you lol

    • @stillsmokntrees
      @stillsmokntrees 2 года назад +28

      @BMPTN theo is a genius in an unconventional way he's not book smart, but he is street smart and very savvy

  • @jehoqz
    @jehoqz 2 года назад +1074

    Theo Von’s ability to tell a story to the point that NO ONE knows what’s fact and what’s fiction is unmatched. True master of Storytelling, Call Backs and jokes that are are on a level of sophistication that comes across as ‘stupidity’ will never cease to blow my mind. This man’s a true genius. Period.

    • @ethanteer6952
      @ethanteer6952 2 года назад +16

      you must be forgetting Si Robertson

    • @Exhibitiononly
      @Exhibitiononly 2 года назад +1

      This comment fucks

    • @eastonwinship2016
      @eastonwinship2016 2 года назад +13

      Comedy genius. Idk what’s a real story and idgaf it’s all gold. 👌🏽

    • @jehoqz
      @jehoqz 2 года назад +3

      @@ethanteer6952 touché sir lol touché

    • @DepthFromAbove
      @DepthFromAbove 2 года назад +7

      Norm MacDonald, my dude. Look into it.

  • @brittney2965
    @brittney2965 2 года назад +1492

    “I think it’s called quinceniera depending how old they are” just went right over Kyle’s head 😂

    • @tedbonedog
      @tedbonedog 2 года назад +39

      I legit spit water on my keyboard when he said that 🤣

    • @rubenurango5745
      @rubenurango5745 2 года назад +42

      He said i think it's a cumpleaños at first😂😂

    • @SnailHatan
      @SnailHatan 2 года назад +31

      Everything did. This dude should have been on another show

    • @eliarmon
      @eliarmon 2 года назад +1

      😭😭

    • @bradchevy1316
      @bradchevy1316 2 года назад +1

      Y’all are simple minded that shit was a flop

  • @stephensniff
    @stephensniff 2 года назад +430

    I love how theo treats his assistant like he’s an Alexa. He says the key words for the google search to his assistant lol.

    • @spfadden082711
      @spfadden082711 2 года назад +20

      Haha and notice how he never ends up getting the results? 😂

    • @KevinSanchez-xx4yv
      @KevinSanchez-xx4yv Год назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @CSERepair
      @CSERepair Год назад +3

      “Google that if we can pick up a little one “ …no answer🤣🤣💀

    • @rawjitt_trent3867
      @rawjitt_trent3867 Год назад

      Not his assistant, his job is literally to look up stuff

  • @AnotherLameBot
    @AnotherLameBot 2 года назад +1019

    Everytime I hear Theo refer to “Urban”, I instantly bust out laughing cuz I already know where it’s going.

    • @CrakerzANDcl1tz
      @CrakerzANDcl1tz 2 года назад +72

      That shit will fly over most of his guests heads and im just sitting here dying 😭

    • @ericafrenk6747
      @ericafrenk6747 2 года назад

      ❤😂

    • @aliabdelaziz905
      @aliabdelaziz905 2 года назад +16

      @@CrakerzANDcl1tz trust me it don’t go over anyones head

    • @masongreen1371
      @masongreen1371 2 года назад

      Is it any deeper than what I’m assuming?

    • @James-Lifts
      @James-Lifts 2 года назад +6

      @@aliabdelaziz905 yes it does hot shot

  • @EliminateNA
    @EliminateNA 2 года назад +298

    This past weekend is like conversations you'd have in a bunk bed sleeping over your friends house as a kid kinda feeling

    • @AK-hw9ij
      @AK-hw9ij 2 года назад

      That’s why it’s not good.

    • @joshmoxey.
      @joshmoxey. 2 года назад

      This is so well put 😂

    • @spfadden082711
      @spfadden082711 2 года назад

      Haha true. No direction no organized dialog… it’s just a hilarious mess

  • @TheGenerationalGap
    @TheGenerationalGap 2 года назад +553

    Best part
    Kyle : jokes that could fly back then
    Theo: I still use them

    • @joebarra1010
      @joebarra1010 2 года назад +5

      As long as the jokes are actually funny you are fine

    • @jpk9902
      @jpk9902 2 года назад

      @@joebarra1010 Get your sensitive ass out of here

    • @TheGenerationalGap
      @TheGenerationalGap 2 года назад +6

      By the way @theo von i can be your assistant I cook i freestyle rap sometimes and I can shit

    • @joebarra1010
      @joebarra1010 2 года назад

      @@jpk9902 found the racist

    • @jemharrison
      @jemharrison 2 года назад +1

      @@TheGenerationalGap omg I can shit too and clean, can I also be an assistant? 🥴😂

  • @matthewkivnani
    @matthewkivnani 2 года назад +159

    I love when Theo starts a sentence with "Man, I remember when uhhhh..." I know I'm about to laugh when I hear those words

  • @betotalancon8139
    @betotalancon8139 2 года назад +1198

    Seeing Kyle on Theo's podcast is like watching a power rangers/ ninja turtles cross episode 😂

    • @itsnineoclocksumwhere5980
      @itsnineoclocksumwhere5980 2 года назад +11

      @@m.r.9.0.7. I also want to give out mine

    • @bacoon6499
      @bacoon6499 2 года назад +7

      @@theovon1 yeah want my social security dawg? skip the whats app shit just take my money you seem like you need it

    • @dallinc3753
      @dallinc3753 2 года назад +2

      Ik no one saw this one coming

    • @Trappincham
      @Trappincham 2 года назад +2

      Lmao I know exactly what you’re talking about 😂

    • @ngonzales3781
      @ngonzales3781 2 года назад

      U r a gen

  • @jœyBagg
    @jœyBagg 2 года назад +204

    I swear every convo Theo's got a new childhood story. Like theres no reruns.

    • @Oliver69420.
      @Oliver69420. 2 года назад +40

      It’s bc he’s making them up lmao

    • @BattleBro77
      @BattleBro77 2 года назад +7

      Except Billy Conforto (RIP, we need to ban embankments)

    • @jasonolinger7585
      @jasonolinger7585 2 года назад +2

      yea he makes them up lol still funny.

    • @jq7323
      @jq7323 2 года назад +4

      @@Oliver69420. Welcome to comedy!

    • @UFCresultsweekly
      @UFCresultsweekly 2 года назад +2

      Think he's just lived a funny life and probaly exaggerated them but I believe there genuine

  • @jimbojones9118
    @jimbojones9118 2 года назад +566

    This is legendary. It makes it funnier that Kyle doesn't crack up too much 😂

    • @enreker
      @enreker 2 года назад +10

      Perfect str8 man to Theos off the wall shit!

    • @thechildfromthevillage
      @thechildfromthevillage 2 года назад +10

      It works well just like with joe. Theory’s jokes are going completely over kyles head. I wonder if he’s doing it purposely trying not to laugh

    • @mougiemoist1
      @mougiemoist1 2 года назад

      @@thechildfromthevillage fuck me how can't people see Kyle had the iq of a toaster

    • @EXITLlFE
      @EXITLlFE 2 года назад +9

      Alot of jokes go over his head he's a lil awkward haha

    • @kingbone2613
      @kingbone2613 Год назад +3

      For real he agrees with most of it😂

  • @slav7221
    @slav7221 2 года назад +157

    “See if you can pick up a little one” Theo telling his tech guy to google it 😂😂😂😂

    • @HenryLuna12
      @HenryLuna12 2 года назад +10

      He said “See if you can pick up a little one” makes it funnier 💀

    • @slav7221
      @slav7221 2 года назад +4

      @@HenryLuna12 I fixed it cause you right 😂😂

    • @liadenlinger
      @liadenlinger 2 года назад

      @@HenryLuna12🤣🤣🤣

    • @_2315_
      @_2315_ 2 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @matthewkivnani
    @matthewkivnani 2 года назад +390

    Theo has molded into one of my favorite faces on the internet over the past month. What an absolute legend and genuine human.

    • @terpy6001
      @terpy6001 2 года назад

      He eats llamas and goats for breakfast

    • @jordanusenicnik8393
      @jordanusenicnik8393 2 года назад +8

      Imagine just finding him😂

    • @jordanusenicnik8393
      @jordanusenicnik8393 2 года назад +6

      Aye tho atleast you found him

    • @doctordark3527
      @doctordark3527 2 года назад +3

      The past month? Dude blew up and was on a roll like 2 years ago

    • @mikep7.
      @mikep7. 2 года назад +1

      Welcome to the gang 🤟

  • @kian3527
    @kian3527 2 года назад +319

    I had the chance to work with the NELK boys a little over a year ago, they were throwing a last minute merch release party and they hired my bartending company. I normally don’t drink on the job but I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to take a couple shots with Steve & Bradley Martin lol. Kyle stayed mostly sober and was making sure the party ran smoothly. Really cool dude, I told him during the party that I was a fan of the channel and he gave me a hug and thanked me for being there. I hope I get a call to work with then again soon!!!!

    • @andrewashford5617
      @andrewashford5617 2 года назад +22

      🤡

    • @kian3527
      @kian3527 2 года назад +117

      @@andrewashford5617 why you upset lil bro

    • @jordanhouskeeper2325
      @jordanhouskeeper2325 2 года назад +41

      @@andrewashford5617 mad😂

    • @damondriver6363
      @damondriver6363 2 года назад +1

      @@andrewashford5617 grown man hating on another grown man for telling us about him meeting another grown man. Lmao imagine being this big of a loser

    • @axiom4694
      @axiom4694 2 года назад +28

      @@andrewashford5617 someone hurt you little bro?

  • @milosellhi8261
    @milosellhi8261 2 года назад +103

    I can’t remember the last time I had tears from laughing this much. This is the first Podcast of Theos I’ve seen, will be watching many more.

    • @eddiec116
      @eddiec116 2 года назад +10

      Highly recommend Theo's Pods w Bobby Lee 😂 they're absolute gold

    • @OfficerCaptain
      @OfficerCaptain Год назад +5

      Ah man this is a good one no doubt but if this is your first you're in for a treat. If you really wanna lose it watch some solo episodes

    • @kayla-hv1bm
      @kayla-hv1bm Год назад +1

      @@eddiec116 I made my boyfriend watch it yesterday when they made the kim Jong un movie 😂😂 we were dying

  • @ter1996
    @ter1996 2 года назад +117

    Kyle was spot on throughout. We all know how free this pod can get and it’s good to see him nervous but chill, answer questions n be in the hot seat. Treads well to protect his brand. Theo class as always, get him involved in some skit 😂

  • @Nicklafuego
    @Nicklafuego 2 года назад +765

    Theos humour is unmatched

    • @kristivaught2511
      @kristivaught2511 2 года назад +8

      He is funny even when he doesn't try to be!!!

    • @jsharkey5738
      @jsharkey5738 2 года назад +5

      "i dont know where shes from or whats her last name." LMFAO

    • @Keeith7
      @Keeith7 2 года назад

      @@phobia8879 don't hate it's not good

    • @brianb6689
      @brianb6689 2 года назад

      have you listen to Cumtown or the Adam Friedland show? Nick Mullen......

    • @michaelgonzales5599
      @michaelgonzales5599 2 года назад +1

      @@kristivaught2511 trust me, he tries he's just very nonchalant and so good at it that it comes off as him just saying dumb stuff that comes off funny but no he definitely says things on purpose for a reaction u must be new here

  • @michelleklalonde88
    @michelleklalonde88 2 года назад +93

    these 2 have unexpected chemistry.. id watch these 2 on a pod anytime

    • @DepthFromAbove
      @DepthFromAbove 2 года назад

      You just did.

    • @brandonjohnson1257
      @brandonjohnson1257 2 года назад +6

      I couldn't disagree with you more

    • @Alan-rw3ez
      @Alan-rw3ez 2 года назад +4

      @@brandonjohnson1257 Kyle just isn’t that funny compared to Theo, Kyle is that cool dude but Theo is so naturally witty.

    • @brandonjohnson1257
      @brandonjohnson1257 2 года назад +3

      @Alan "That cool dude" haha ok

    • @ixine-ni7vt
      @ixine-ni7vt 2 года назад +7

      @@brandonjohnson1257 right, they have 0 chemistry. Theo ripping jokes the whole time and Kyle doesn’t laugh.

  • @jibjhbjhbkh
    @jibjhbjhbkh Год назад +138

    This podcast is 10 times funnier because they don’t laugh when they crack jokes they are both just serious and there face expressions are hilarious 😂

    • @mattm8441
      @mattm8441 Год назад +5

      It helps when you're just dumb. Sort of like someone who doesn't know the difference between their, there, and they're.

    • @vvinterghost
      @vvinterghost Год назад

      Theo cant handle normal conversations, thats facts.. He can't speak normal or he doesn't understand. Theo's brain is not working as a normal person..

    • @angel-ht7gj
      @angel-ht7gj Год назад +5

      ⁠@@mattm8441nice one grammar police

  • @Peppercorn69
    @Peppercorn69 2 года назад +100

    “Did he get scratched up?”
    “Oh definitely dude, it was two cats. it was 4 p.m.”
    😂😂 theo’s mind is an enigma

  • @slayiteazy24
    @slayiteazy24 2 года назад +73

    “It’s Mexico! There’s glass in the sand.” Theo is a machine ☠️😂

  • @colelankey7771
    @colelankey7771 2 года назад +63

    This is a great collaboration for me I been watching Theo for 3 years but I’ve watched Kyle for like 6-7 years

  • @halfbasic2990
    @halfbasic2990 9 месяцев назад +22

    "I heard P Diddy is gay" .. aged very well.

  • @BrianDeCosta
    @BrianDeCosta 2 года назад +234

    Theo's jokes come so far outta left field lmao. I'm always wondering how he's gonna connect to the topic

    • @frightmikesart
      @frightmikesart 2 года назад +5

      100%. I'm still laughing at "somewhere there's a lizard licking a nickle." LMAO.

    • @Blessedbethedawgs
      @Blessedbethedawgs 2 года назад

      Lol I think Theo wonders the same thing sometimes lol

    • @nomad2076
      @nomad2076 2 года назад

      There is always a connection. Even if it's distant 🤣

    • @donn1473
      @donn1473 2 года назад +1

      @@frightmikesart What does that mean?

  • @jaypitchford9497
    @jaypitchford9497 2 года назад +334

    Kyle:’You had a blunkin’
    Theo:’I don’t know what her last name was’
    Killed me 😂

    • @CBReptiles1
      @CBReptiles1 2 года назад +1

      Same hahaha! Blumpkin 🎃

    • @dpsheals
      @dpsheals 2 года назад +2

      Isn’t that when you’re taking a shit and getting head!?

    • @jaypitchford9497
      @jaypitchford9497 2 года назад +3

      @@dpsheals yes 🤣

    • @brandonelkins2015
      @brandonelkins2015 Год назад

      Theo has became one of my favorite people lol

    • @joseal1072
      @joseal1072 Год назад

      Then he thanks good for remembering 😂

  • @pdxjets3104
    @pdxjets3104 2 года назад +121

    “In the urban section of the pool” Theo got the best one liners 😂😂😂

    • @stevel8270
      @stevel8270 2 года назад +10

      Bro said the Memphis of the pool 😂😂😂

    • @seanfisher1550
      @seanfisher1550 2 года назад +2

      I live in Memphis and that shit was funny af 😂

    • @TheDearrestFamily
      @TheDearrestFamily 2 года назад +2

      I think I just got the joke minutes later 😂😂

  • @SpringBeachGang
    @SpringBeachGang 2 года назад +38

    Kyle is an infallible leader. He never changes tune or attitude on camera. Guy is working on another level. Great homie

    • @Interkomkomind
      @Interkomkomind 2 года назад +1

      lol no

    • @SimonVanliew26
      @SimonVanliew26 2 года назад

      Bro you simping for a Canadian. Nelk is lame as hell

    • @addyfilm
      @addyfilm 9 месяцев назад

      @@Interkomkomindi think he pays people to post comments

  • @Cheddyfral
    @Cheddyfral 2 года назад +17

    Great episode, I’m Kyle’s age and have grew with them. They’re videos are corny but love their pod and happy dads. Keep growing Kyle and love ya Theo !

  • @jsherman4622
    @jsherman4622 2 года назад +83

    When Theo says German on the babble add it gets me every time 😂😂

  • @jesseking6114
    @jesseking6114 2 года назад +44

    I could've watched these two for hours. Cannot wait for Theo to go on Full Send now

  • @habowtat
    @habowtat Год назад +5

    Much love Theo! You've gotten me through some tough times boy! 3 years sober and getting my first apartment next month! Signed the lease this weekend! You're a shining light in this world man and you mean a lot to me.
    Thanks for being there for me and many others brother. Gang gang

  • @chairforcegaming6230
    @chairforcegaming6230 2 года назад +496

    So many AMAZING jokes flying over Kyles head 😂😂😂

    • @baksy5889
      @baksy5889 2 года назад

      lmao. Kyle doesnt know anything comedy, dude got rich off being weird in colleges he wasnt even a student at. The internet can inflate ur fucking head with the stupidity that influences how these guys make money trying to be the bootleg jackass, Now theyre on to being the bootleg joe rogan experience with their sad podcast

    • @Spvceman333
      @Spvceman333 2 года назад +19

      What a surprise

    • @logankowalyk2580
      @logankowalyk2580 2 года назад +59

      Dudes iq is in the single digits

    • @BigRuuuuu
      @BigRuuuuu 2 года назад +44

      @@logankowalyk2580 bruh , dude is like 28 and has absolutely killed it off what he built alone

    • @filipzugec8346
      @filipzugec8346 2 года назад +28

      he missed jokes because he has to think about how many times to say "like" in a sentence

  • @Wakethefuckup427
    @Wakethefuckup427 2 года назад +104

    Theo is a national treasure. We need to protect him at all costs

  • @jacobshreves5594
    @jacobshreves5594 2 года назад +48

    “Google that if we can pick up a little one” I laughed unnecessarily hard at that 🤣

  • @BushWookie603
    @BushWookie603 Год назад +5

    The way kyle looks at theo after theo says something ridiculously funny, like waiting for him to laugh, and then he doesnt cuz hes 100% serious hahahhaha.

  • @abdelrahmanalshamsi9331
    @abdelrahmanalshamsi9331 2 года назад +38

    Man theo's guy keeping him hanging when he says "look it up" makes me crack every time 😂

    • @Vincent12
      @Vincent12 2 года назад +1

      Fr 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @PearlDrumsHead
    @PearlDrumsHead 2 года назад +2030

    Kyle’s on Rogan’s level of missing jokes so far Lmao

    • @MisterWealth
      @MisterWealth 2 года назад +321

      He's like a college girl, even on his own podcast. He just smiles blankly and misses every opportunity.

    • @HRM.H
      @HRM.H 2 года назад +169

      He's constantly drunk and has the intellect of a seashell , what did you expect. But having said that , Theo wasnt making any jokes that required intellect..

    • @AcidSh33tz
      @AcidSh33tz 2 года назад +58

      ​@@HRM.H he doesn't really drink a lot, maybe at parties he sends it, but I think your thinking of SteveWillDoIt and even he doesn't drink like that anymore.

    • @MattIsLoling
      @MattIsLoling 2 года назад +145

      @HorologicalHeretic yes the multimillionaire has the brain of a seashell /s

    • @inFiniteTraCer
      @inFiniteTraCer 2 года назад

      @@MattIsLoling only takes one confident moron to make money off a bunch off naive morons. didnt this dude scam and promote gambling to get to the top?

  • @MegaBloodrush
    @MegaBloodrush 2 года назад +16

    Kyle: " so that's like a blumpkin no?"
    Theo: "I don't know her Lastname" 😂😂

  • @austinballard7792
    @austinballard7792 2 года назад +16

    I think your chemistry with Kyle is perfect. You need a podcast with him! No ads. Id pay to watch fr

  • @wrongway611
    @wrongway611 2 года назад +20

    These podcast are the best part of my work day. Thank you for keeping this show going 🙏

    • @tyrusmorissette3805
      @tyrusmorissette3805 2 года назад +1

      Man if only they knew. At work got tho pod going, gets you through the day

    • @muddyguns
      @muddyguns 2 года назад

      Man your lives must really suck

  • @peakcontent777
    @peakcontent777 2 года назад +11

    Theo and Kyle have such an incredible chemistry, it's like watching two old friends having a conversation. Absolutely hilarious and enjoyable to watch. Love it!

  • @Krispy42
    @Krispy42 2 года назад +66

    This is the exact podcast I needed in my life 😂 Love Kyle and Theo together

  • @lutherdespain7908
    @lutherdespain7908 3 месяца назад +7

    The Diddy party comments aged well 😂

  • @HITSFROMANOTHERDIMENSION
    @HITSFROMANOTHERDIMENSION 2 года назад +56

    Theo has the perfect voice for an infomercial for barbeque grills

    • @blakelangley7085
      @blakelangley7085 2 года назад +4

      This'll take you to charcoal church baby!

    • @crat1726
      @crat1726 2 года назад

      Man grate

    • @ZHENRY-hl5hw
      @ZHENRY-hl5hw 2 года назад

      @@blakelangley7085this is my favorite comment ever

  • @Jackleston
    @Jackleston 2 года назад +5

    been doing youtube since i was like 12. watching them has always been an inspiration bc kyle and jessie spoke everything they did into existence from the start.

  • @Shiestywizard
    @Shiestywizard 2 года назад +24

    This is soooo crazy to me. Watching Kyle grow with Nelk. And now seeing him do a podcast with my favorite comedian is the best thing to watch for in 2023

    • @muddyguns
      @muddyguns 2 года назад

      You're such a loser

  • @OfficerCaptain
    @OfficerCaptain Год назад +3

    Took a break from your pod Theo so I could binge your episodes and these new episodes are great. You seem to be in a good place or these guest are just perfect idk but I'm loving it. Gang Gang

  • @yungsaintj
    @yungsaintj 2 года назад +8

    Theo von has a story for every situation imaginable

  • @xmidgewon736
    @xmidgewon736 2 года назад +49

    Kyle is a truly humble dude. Been following since 25k subs. They blew up with the merch n alcohol they r def gunna be a multi billion dollar company

    • @lollawren
      @lollawren Год назад +5

      What 😂 he’s not humble at all😂 he constantly name dropped through this podcast and also said that going back home and seeing old friends he grew up with sucks because he’d rather be partying with P Diddy💀 what part of that sounded humble to you

    • @humanuponearth
      @humanuponearth Год назад +3

      Not humble at all. He’s not even funny and he talked about himself the entire time.

    • @Logan_93
      @Logan_93 Год назад +1

      I do not understand why anyone likes the dude. He is extremely unlikable.

  • @karlmoody4891
    @karlmoody4891 2 года назад +94

    Theo inspecting O.J.'s little son's zoomed-in face, contemplating if he had been able to carry out a double murder at that age is amazing.

    • @jimbojones9118
      @jimbojones9118 2 года назад

      😆🤣

    • @Sojack
      @Sojack 2 года назад

      @@chandraverlie6352 preciate the input Sherlock 💪🏼

  • @Dylan-zm8vs
    @Dylan-zm8vs Год назад +2

    Facts on all this pod great interview Theo and Kyle gang gang- full send

  • @xNoahAC
    @xNoahAC 2 года назад +127

    As a long time nelk fan and theo von fan, this is a collab i have always wanted. Would love to see Theo in a Nelk video also!

    • @yokoyuhudo5060
      @yokoyuhudo5060 2 года назад +1

      Your in a degenerate cult

    • @highvalue1195
      @highvalue1195 2 года назад +1

      Omfg same!!!!

    • @arturcuryllo5832
      @arturcuryllo5832 2 года назад +8

      IQs are apart by way too many points here for that to ever work out. Theo is just a very patient man.

    • @Shrnirpledorp
      @Shrnirpledorp 2 года назад +1

      @@arturcuryllo5832 Man said IQ 😂 I already know roughly what u look like

    • @andrewashford5617
      @andrewashford5617 2 года назад

      Who and what is nelk? I only watched it a couple times and from the looks of it this Kyle dude and the other brown shalam dude know nothing about culture and never have anything smart or important to say just brain dead and concerned with current trends. It’s that one dude that knows all the celebrities and actually has a real convo with the guest that runs shit

  • @johne1986
    @johne1986 2 года назад +56

    When kyle was talking about how he doesn't like electric cars because going to the gas station to get gas is therapeutic made me realize how true that is. I never thought about how much I loved gas stations until that lol

    • @kpalldayx
      @kpalldayx 2 года назад +7

      i only like going to the gas station to throw away the trash lol

    • @SnailHatan
      @SnailHatan 2 года назад +4

      It’s like he doesn’t know charging stations are the same thing

    • @johne1986
      @johne1986 2 года назад +3

      @@SnailHatan That's dependent on your area. I rarely see charging stations at gas stations where I live.

    • @athinasoup
      @athinasoup 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂 what

    • @wcc4269
      @wcc4269 2 года назад

      @@johne1986 Same and my city has 5 million people. Feel like most EV people just use the home charger.

  • @Jawvz
    @Jawvz Год назад +27

    "I would watch him fight a cat" 😂
    That aged well

  • @jamesharrington4502
    @jamesharrington4502 2 года назад +163

    New drinking game: Take a shot every time Kyle says “shit”

    • @WOAHKODI
      @WOAHKODI 2 года назад +7

      5 min in i would already be blacked out and throwing up 😂 im not gonna be able to listen to this episode without listening for it now lmfaooo

    • @Breezesplease
      @Breezesplease 2 года назад

      And shit. Type shit. And shit. Type shit. And shit. Type shit

    • @arturcuryllo5832
      @arturcuryllo5832 2 года назад +7

      It is honestly sad to hear that filler in each sentence. It doesn't make anyone smarter or tougher. Just the opposite, actually. The word "stuff", instead, works 100% of the time.

    • @seankennedy7428
      @seankennedy7428 2 года назад +5

      "I don't really give a shit about that shiiiiiit" - Kyle Forgeard

    • @dvvvvvd
      @dvvvvvd 2 года назад +3

      10 mins in im shitfaced

  • @nastynoles7946
    @nastynoles7946 2 года назад +42

    "If they try to bring Covid back again I think people are gonna get shot."
    - Theo Von 😂😂😂

    • @thatjack4
      @thatjack4 2 года назад +7

      It’s true though lol

  • @ianstammer5188
    @ianstammer5188 2 года назад +10

    The fake cough-push off a building is a killer combo 😂 great ep boys!

  • @SHMACK90
    @SHMACK90 18 дней назад +1

    20:19 the bleeping of the word Midget is beyond hilarious

  • @ijustiini
    @ijustiini 2 года назад +11

    Kyle the canadian accent is so profound here and the way you hide your smile at Theo is hilarious!

  • @georgethomas5417
    @georgethomas5417 2 года назад +130

    Theo said a midget fighting a cat is like us fighting a lion 😂

    • @sirnicholibraden86
      @sirnicholibraden86 2 года назад

      Facts.

    • @swvch
      @swvch 2 года назад

      Did he lie? No

    • @georgethomas5417
      @georgethomas5417 2 года назад

      @@swvch wow really dude? That’s pretty insensitive to little people don’t u think?

    • @swvch
      @swvch 2 года назад

      @@georgethomas5417 no but Theo and Kyle calling them m*dgets multiple times within a 2 minute period is

    • @georgethomas5417
      @georgethomas5417 2 года назад +2

      @@swvch ur right, I’m getting them cancelled

  • @drew.gassman
    @drew.gassman Год назад +5

    notice how he brought on kyle and no one else from nelk. shows the direction nelk has gone in

  • @alexanderjimenez926
    @alexanderjimenez926 2 года назад +5

    5:05 Theo singing "Nelly"
    And Kyle reacted like he was insulated.
    "THATS LOW BY T PAIN!"

  • @Asmus17
    @Asmus17 2 года назад +12

    1:32:56 lmfao best convo ever and I’m a native guy from Canada found it hilarious, big fan of both guys! Gang gang

    • @trocity9389
      @trocity9389 2 года назад

      Thank u for saying where it is lol been looking for This

  • @brandoncausey645
    @brandoncausey645 2 года назад +105

    As a long time NELK and Theo fan, this is awesome!

    • @thacoolbean
      @thacoolbean 2 года назад +2

      Two sides of my brain collaborating at last.

    • @sethb8831
      @sethb8831 2 года назад

      Yeah fax. Haven’t watched a podcast since the cop one but had to tap in for this

    • @nastynoles7946
      @nastynoles7946 2 года назад

      So random tho 😂

  • @NiddyGriddy_
    @NiddyGriddy_ 2 года назад +34

    “It looks like if you get in it it’s going to take you to meet some guy..” - Theo talking about the Cyber truck 😭😂 literally hilarious

  • @joshmoxey.
    @joshmoxey. 2 года назад +45

    I’ve seen many shorts of Theo Von and I thought him to be insanely funny, but never watched any long form. Because I have major respect for Kyle however, I had to check out my first full length episode… and it this way funnier than I could’ve imagined. I swear every time Theo speaks he delivers the most wild, suspect, and/or completely out of left field takes. So many hilarious one liners - I was laughing the whole episode. Amazing entertainer. W Theo, W Kyle

    • @salimthedream.....
      @salimthedream..... 2 года назад

      👆Congratulations
      You won a gift on my giveaway Telegram only 🎁🎁🎁

  • @coltonbuzash9821
    @coltonbuzash9821 2 года назад +47

    That "everyone's afraid to beat their wife" joke was golden.

    • @mdilla
      @mdilla 2 года назад

      i wanted to comment something like that but had to check first... im canadian didnt know that was a sterotype lol

    • @jackblack3763
      @jackblack3763 Год назад

      @@mdilladouchebag males are around in every country.

  • @B-doll
    @B-doll 2 года назад +20

    Bless the Lord Theo! You never fail to make my week a little bit better. And you don’t know how great-full I am for it. Just being able to sit down and laugh for about an hour every week does so much for my mental health! One love, bless god!

  • @eriksteverman
    @eriksteverman Год назад +3

    58:55 theo: "people were just f*ckin and drinking doctor pepper"
    has to be one of the most iconic lines ever

  • @brianjackson3703
    @brianjackson3703 2 года назад

    Man what I'm so geeked y'all finally made this happen. Theo been on Rogan & impulsive it's that time he's on the best pod of all time.

  • @LaceUp207
    @LaceUp207 2 года назад +49

    Theo needs to go on The Full Send Podcast!!!!!!! #supernecessary

  • @michaelloy717
    @michaelloy717 2 года назад +19

    It’s even funnier that he accidentally brought up Flo Rida who just won a settlement against Celsius for like $80mil and they have Celsius drinks as a sponsor sitting on the table 😂

  • @michaelgonzales5599
    @michaelgonzales5599 2 года назад +6

    I died when Theo kept zooming in on ojs sons face lmfao 🤣 😂

  • @adequatequality
    @adequatequality 2 года назад +7

    The NELK boys were genuinely one of the pioneers of successfully creating businesses around your RUclips channel and using it as a marketing tool instead of bitching about it all day long. The way these guys created a type of cult around their "Full Send" merchandise, Happy Dad, and other ventures took a really good business mind to do it. Props to them.

  • @ryanlakatalovestheworld4692
    @ryanlakatalovestheworld4692 2 года назад +6

    Theo and Kyle need to collaborate as much as possible. The energy is hilariously awesome!

  • @Tdrury32
    @Tdrury32 2 года назад +4

    I have been a fan of Theo and nelk for the longest time. This is so dope!!

  • @blakenix7286
    @blakenix7286 2 года назад +256

    We definitely need more Theo and nelk.

  • @davidmeza10
    @davidmeza10 Год назад +2

    59:03 just casually “he just threw him back in” 😂😂😂 he hyped the dude up in the story like he came out of the fire and won, just to be thrown back in

  • @codylittlewolfe4147
    @codylittlewolfe4147 2 года назад +8

    I'm a Native Guy Ftom Canada 🇨🇦
    Been Watching your content and pods for years bro ❤️
    That natives in Edmonton made me laugh 😃 so hard...Love Your Show Bro! Keep It Coming 💯

    • @itsStylized
      @itsStylized 2 года назад +1

      Me too I thought it was fucking hilarious lololol

    • @muddyguns
      @muddyguns 2 года назад

      Awe you two are so lame!

    • @T0T0-Annhilation
      @T0T0-Annhilation Год назад

      When does he say that

  • @corbin8930
    @corbin8930 2 года назад +7

    49:50 Kyle: “so thats like a blumkin no?” Theo: “idk, I don’t know where she was from, i don’t know her last name” 🤣🤣

  • @ericizaguirre8263
    @ericizaguirre8263 2 года назад +50

    Loved watching Kyle try to not crack up for over an hour 🤣😂

    • @Cosmos273
      @Cosmos273 2 года назад +11

      He didn't understand his jokes

    • @ericizaguirre8263
      @ericizaguirre8263 2 года назад

      @@Cosmos273 lol a lot of people don’t but it’s just so funny

    • @MValleysMostWanted91
      @MValleysMostWanted91 Год назад

      Bruh I don't understand ½the shit he says and it's hilarious.
      Watch him with Rogan . Joe looking at him like wtf but it's him thats howhe is.

    • @vvinterghost
      @vvinterghost Год назад

      Kyle doesn't want to be rude, most of the things Theo says is his way of normal, and I think Kyle knows it that Theo hasn't a normal brain and cant handle normal conversations , his brain doesn't understand. I would lOVE to know what he got or what's wrong with his brain.. Something has happened when he was a kid or maybe born with some damage or something. but would love to know what it is!

    • @Logan_93
      @Logan_93 Год назад +1

      ​@@vvinterghostLmao. This is a gigantic cope. Theo was cracking jokes left and right and Kyle literally just wasn't intelligent enough to understand them.

  • @skydeku_
    @skydeku_ 2 года назад +173

    Bradley Martin sold me my first drugs ever and ruined my entire life I now live in a box

  • @nealcunningham6408
    @nealcunningham6408 2 года назад +6

    “Brazilian and gay, I didn’t think they were making that?!” 😂We don’t deserve Theo!

  • @djrichards7132
    @djrichards7132 2 года назад +11

    20:17 I died laughing!! He bleeped put the word midget* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @KelTheGroovyHuman
    @KelTheGroovyHuman Год назад +10

    The confusion Kyle has when Theo just flies by the term "ditch fire" 😂😂😂 he had questions for sure.

  • @thehh5118
    @thehh5118 2 года назад +3

    The funeral DJ having a stroke and accidentally playing Low by FloRida has to be the most random curveball story I've heard 😭

  • @andrew-ev1uj
    @andrew-ev1uj 2 года назад +13

    I feel like I lose brain cells listening to theo😂 love it

  • @animeguru6954
    @animeguru6954 2 года назад +37

    Although some of Theo’s jokes went right by Kyle, I’m convinced this man can gel with anyone because of his level of comedy alone 😂😂

  • @thankshockey
    @thankshockey 2 года назад +1

    glad i came across this episode, and also didn't realize you have this podcast. looking forward to listening

  • @ForeThePeople
    @ForeThePeople 2 года назад +20

    This man Theo is top tier comedy

  • @Dogecoin831
    @Dogecoin831 2 года назад +10

    Theo was dancing circles around Kyle . 😂😂😂😂

    • @peytonmoe5024
      @peytonmoe5024 2 года назад +1

      Damn i must’ve not been watching that part

  • @bigred9049
    @bigred9049 2 года назад +13

    Great job getting Kyle on the pod absolute legend love you two

  • @marshallstrander3922
    @marshallstrander3922 Год назад +2

    “The other little one kind of looks like el chapo” - had me rolling 😂

  • @myrlclipsps5
    @myrlclipsps5 2 года назад +4

    “I feel like its not a good shit unless your legs fall asleep” kyle got one

  • @millionfps
    @millionfps 2 года назад +24

    Pls we need part 2, Kyle and Theo are such genuinely fun guys