The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants (Official Music Video)
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- Опубликовано: 15 июн 2009
- REMASTERED IN HD!
Official Music Video for Jizz In My Pants performed by The Lonely Island.
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This song has aged like a fine wine
Not original
Fine jizz.
@@tommybro5313 what was the original
@@elitemangudai1016 The comment, that's nothing new.
The older the berry the sweeter the juice
i remember back in grade 8 i had to pick a song to analyse the lyrics in a poetic way, and i chose this song, got in so much trouble but it was hilarious
spunkflunk 😂😂😂😂
Danial Thapper that was the best pun I've seen all day XD
Lol
spunkflunk me to
You're my hero
“Last week, I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film”
Is unironically one of the best rhymes I’ve seen in a while
Also he says "saw" with a British accent "sawr" to make it rhyme. Lmao
@@gamingbtc sawr uh film
And hawr uh film
That’s what makes it so great, it’s like a perfect rhyme in a different accent. How many songwriters can actually do that?
That doesn't really rhyme
@@rmacgregor5823 it rhymes in British English but not in American English. That’s why it’s impressive. It requires the linking R between “saw” and “a”, the unstressed “a” and “or” and dropping the R at the end of “horror”. Wouldn’t even remotely rhyme in an American accent.
@user-qv8zs4vb6n it's a bit like how Shakespeare doesn't really seem to rhyme... but it does when you read it in it's original pronunciation
After watching Brooklyn 99 these videos hit so fuckin hard. What a throwback.
I bet it makes you:
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
RIGHT!
“Last week I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film” might be the best lyrics ever written, performed, and recorded.
"You call it premature but I call it ecstasy" is a good competition
@@kevanmodi6017 Also “do things alone now mostily”.
And don't forget the anglo pronunciation... "I sar a film" lololol
@@casey9081 no
@@casey9081 I'm pretty sure self promoting makes you the loser
What are you doing, Peralta?
Sincerely,
Raymond Holt.
Booooooneee!!!!
C A S E ! ! !
Lmao!!
You Even Signed with the sincerely Raymond holt! It must be you!
He’s trynna B O N E
All these years later and the faces they make still crack me up. 😆
I just JIZZED in my pants reading this comment
Fr bro 🤣 might as well label it a classic
“I need a few things from the grocery- doing things alone now most-ely”.
Brilliant.
I agree that’s my favorite line as well haha
Same
2:01
Literally the greatest chorus in musical history.
Agreed
Timbaland and Timberlake style
I agree
You at 69 likes. Nobody like this comment
@@torin6258 They messed it up. Now we gotta get to 420.
When she stands five feet from you instead of six...
seriously underrated comment
@@izzybeth >.>
A lot better than “HaHa GuYs QuArAnTiNe GoT mE wAtChInG tHiS”
cringe comment
And I *jizz* in my pants
the breakdown part at 2:00 is unironically so good
i thought i was the only one
Cook
Definitely is. I saw someone say it sounds like an Eminem/D12 breakdown. They're not wrong, as if I heard it without knowing who the artist was I would definitely guess the same.
@@ericlane8077 exactly . i was just about to say all i hear is eminem . i hope they asked permission . ^_ LOL
@@trig763 I actually started to look into this, as after listening to the song one more time I was trying to figure out which member of The Lonely Island was singing damn near identical to Eminem. There's a Vice article that revisited this song a decade later, and they actually think Eminem sang on the breakdown (they speculate that since Samberg hosted the MTV music awards that year, where Eminem agreed to be in on a joke with Sacha Cohen, that he also secretly agreed to sing on this track). Unfortunately, just as they say in the article, if he did sing it was entirely uncredited/in secret.
"When you accidentally click 'shuffle' and 'Jizz in My Pants' plays right after 'Careless Whisper' - my playlist has a sense of humor."
If you like this kind of music, have you heard of Bloodhound Gang
Much better sound, while still being a joke band
@@RetroKingOGcmon now bloodhound gang are not better than lonely island they're way more obnoxious
🤣🤣🤣
@@user-cr8tn5ic1w real
@@RetroKingOG Gunther's not bad in style, it's not just ding ding dong
Back when I didn't understand English this song was fire.
Now it's even better
Same!
Same lol
Welcome ta bri'in
Saaaaaaaaaame
I wish I could have experienced the song like you did 🤣
"last week I saw a film
as I recall it was a horror film"
11 years later and that line delivery still gets me for some reason
mutt streams its because he rhymed saw with horror
The funniest lyric and I can't explain why lol
Fact the sign in the background just says "horror film" gets me
@Damian Howard sounds veryyyy much like an infection .weak bowel?
Damian Howard this just killed me
The production value on these though… so good that I-
Jizzed in My Pants
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
The Bruce Willis line catches me off guard every single time 😂
I remember watching Sixth Sense for the first time recently & then during the middle of the shit,I remembered this 😭💀
@@shahanahsan05 Tell us what happened next... pants-wise
Watched this video a decade later and I...
*JIZZ IN MY PANTS.*
Nobunaga1981 lol
I read this comment and I J1ZZED IN MY PANTS
Gave This Comment A Like and I *JIZZED IN MY PANTS*
I laughed so hard I *JIZZED IN MY PANTS*
Saw this comment and I scrolled on down and I
*JIZZ IN MY PANTS.*
I’ll always love how Andy Samberg does his part in an English accent
Fr😂😂
Man, what did you do
I've been listening to this for more than a decade and I never noticed that. Seven seasons of B99 and I haven't noticed he did this...
if it was truly english song, it's be called "jizz in my trousers"
@@kermitthefrog6787 Nope, in British English, pants is short for underpants (i.e. boxers)
Sorry, but as an Englishman I can categorically state that at no point in this song did an English accent appear...
Making “saw a film” and “horror film” rhyme deserves a Grammy alone
These guys are absolute poets
When I was younger, I thought he was peeing in his pants. Boy was I off.
Karen's Divorce Money this comment now has 69 likes
@@12345673581 wish it had stayed that way
Iden Elliott DAMMIT 😢🤣🤣
SAME
Facts bro😂
I was still in high school when this song came out... I'm glad my sense of humor hasn't matured any.
This song is truly timeless and ageless.
Same
sandakureva same here
It’s a classic
Saaaame
2024 and still in rotation. Who wit me?
🙌
*May 4th 2024*
J1zz In My Pants !!!
Imagine being Jamie-Lynn Sigler. Her two most prominent roles being Meadow Soprano and the cashier from the “Jizz in my Pants” music video.
Don't forget playing herself on Entourage
She’s so fucking fine back then
@@niggnoggs7725she's still a knockout
Thank you for confirming my suspicions.
Her: What's your favorite Justin Timberlake song?
Me: It's complicated.
Lol
Lmaooo
Mine's Motherlover
You kow this isn't Justin Timberlake, right?
@@AA-jb5cs he’s the janitor
Me age 9: This song is hilarious
Me age 20: This song is hilarious
probably your opinion will be the same when you are 41 mate
@@llneo Hope so!
That's exactly when I found it and how old I am now too. This song is a bop.
Imma be an old man and still have this humor
@@llneo I'm 40, this shit is still hilarious!
The way he opens this song is amazing
Isnt it funny how years pass by and this just randomly pop up in your head and you gotta check it out one more time.. Well see you all in a few years i guess..
Discord mods when they walk past a playground
BRUHHH LMAOOOOO
@crowthrone Trump when he saw 14 year olds on epstein's Island.
@crowthrone Trump when he sees his daughter.
crowthrone did trump win the election yet? Wait... he didn't so why are you still talking about him?
@@pleasesendhelpk413 Well he’s not dead and he’s still very famous regardless if he’s the president of the US or not.
The absolute pinnacle of the 2000s
2008.
No it wasn't
lol
@Ghost Heart what do you consider the 2000s? 2000 to 2009?
Late 2000s
All time the best
I think I recognize that second girl. Her dad used to work as a waste management consultant and always ordered gabagool sandwiches by the carload.
I just jizzed in my pants
Horn and Andy trading off the chorus lines is one of the thousand genius moves in this production.
When your crush asks if you have a pencil they can borrow.
*cousin
Dave Does Animation I see your into incest
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Christian Grey you’re*
My crush asked me for a ruler
So I gave her
Then she asked why there's mark on 11cm?
I Jizzed in my pants
Girls during puberty: omg life sucks I hate everything!
Boys during puberty:
Hahaha true. My teenage years were the worst 😃😃😃
Not true its the same as boys
@@meepmeep7321 I just ate a grape and I jazzed in my pants
(he pet his can)I jizzed in my pants
At least your not a human ketchup packet of blood
14 years later and it still makes me laugh through most of it lol.
Who's here in 2024
🙋
True fans.. :)
나
2024 🙋
I just had to re-educate a friend who's 2 years older then me and didn't know who these Gods were, I'm 25...🙃🙃
"Last week, I saouwre a film
as I recall, it was a horror film"
Incredible rhyming right there
*re-coall (in british)
Caiden Kempt the nonce Hunter I’m English and I agree
Lmaooooo
And I-
High quality shit right there 😂
I remember showing this to my dad when I was 13 and he yelled at me. Then pulled me aside and told me it was one of the best things he’s ever seen but my stepmom was pissed about it.
@@casey9081 wow, self promo. Not cool dude
@@Kwasmo i do what i want
@@casey9081 I can tell, just try not do it too much. People get annoyed
Had a similar encounter too once. Was young and didn't understand what jizz was and was singing it when my stepmom asked me about it.
@@rafmaciejewski7477 let me clarify, I was well aware what I was showing them
This came on at the strip club and I started dying laughing. I hadn’t heard the song is years. It’s hilarious!
And now you know where the phrase "a little too on the nose" comes from.
Objectively speaking, one of the best songs/music videos of all time.
His face after the, "when Bruce Willis was dead at the end of 6th sense" is priceless.
I didnt even hear that yet
I just kept listening to...
"JiZz In My pAnTs"
@Grubby Grubb Spoiler alert
I knew it was coming, still brilliant
It's so priceless that it's the thumbnail
Edit: well, it WAS the thumbnail at one point
"Last week, I saw a film. As I recall, it was a horror film." BARS 🔥
@@Bladeck1234 It probably has in the UK.
kanye eat your heart out
@@Bladeck1234
He said "I sore a film"
Like an English accent😎
Guy Ferz top ten rappers Eminem is afraid to diss
Idk why but I love that line
I wish they'd make more songs like this, I miss The Lonely Island :(
One time i was listening to this while home alone as a kid and wrote down the lyrics so i could sing along lmao and my dad found the paper like a day later and was so pissed off XD
You wouldn't know it today, but these dudes and specifically this song literally ruled the world for a while. Hit after hit.
I just had seeexxxx
These songs and the SNL sketches like dear sister, that was a great era for comedy, imo right before the declining in comedy overall.
Indeed man, the lonely island was HUGE when i was in high school. Those songs were even played at local parties and they got a lot of air time on local music TV. They dominated the early meme game with their songs
Facts
@@alfredogonzalez9420 Comedy is illegal now. It offends the attention seeking woke brigade 🙄
Andy Samberg is honestly a work of art himself
Yes 😍
Hot Rod will always be my favorite movie😂
@@shhlimmy *replies
Spewn Disaster how you going to tell me how to spell my name nigga😂
@@shhlimmy hahahaha
this song never gets old
I remember this being the first ever HD video I saw on the internet. I was blown away by the video quality. Wild
Good point, it's uploaded 14 years ago yet has a 4k version, that's shocking that tech has been around for that long
yeah dude@@Niberspace
Girl: Shows a millimetre of her shoulder.
How schools think boys react:
Nah this is actually how boys react
Wtf type of boys yall be around?
Are they wrong though?
Where is this, Iran?
@@flawless_Cowboy exactly
I remembered this song just now and I
*J I Z Z E D IN MY PANTS.*
😂
I read your comment just now and I
J I Z Z E D IN MY PANTS.
I replied to this comment and I
*J I Z Z E D IN MY PANTS.*
I just started to read your comment and I...you guessed it, Jizzed in my Pants
I read this comment and I JIZZED IN MY MY PANTS
This is worthy of a grammy. Its that good.
JT in the grocery still cracks me up
I discovered this song 12 years late and I
*J I Z Z E D I N M Y P A N T S*
Me too
this was blast back in 2009 .... lonely isalnd and weird al yankovic were the shit shit back than
Same my man🤣
Kk me too
same
Andy Samberg the only artist able to make "film" rhyme with "film"
Hahahaha...
Ozzy Osbourne can rhyme masses with masses
'saw a' rhymes with 'horror'
"sawr a film" and "horror film"
And can make it work elaborately
First heard this at 10 years old, I am now 24 and this is still a banger 😂
I realized Justin Timberlake plays the janitor and I
*J I Z Z E D IN MY PANTS*
“Last week... I saw a film. As I recall, it was a horror film.”
😂
I don't know why but that's my favourite line out of the entire song 😂
That’s my second favorite line of the song 😂 my favorite is “She turned to me, that’s when she said it, looked me dead in the face and asked ‘Cash or credit?’ and I...”
😂😂😂 shit is so funny
Shit still funnier than most shit out there😂😂😂😂
*I SAWR A FILM*
“Hey what film did you watch last night?”
“As I recall it was a horror film”
Years have passed, but today YT algorithm recommended this song again and I
Quality music. Quality lyrics.
I listened to this, when I was 10 years old and couldnt understand english. This song was so fire and I always wondered what the song was about. Today I'm just sitting here and realise that my parents could speak english in that time...
Mine was the opposite lol. Played this a lot of times cause my parents first of all couldn't make out the words properly and second they didn't know what jizz meant.
@@spacejesus4747 Haha.
That was me with "Scotty doesn't know". I never understood what exactly he didn't know and then i listened to it 10 years later and felt so bad for poor Scotty
When you understood what the lyrics meant you jizzed in your pants
LMAOOOO
Now that I am a cashier the “One more thing. I’m gonna pay by check.” line has me laughing so hard.
Hello pfp bro
@@rocksen9283 pfp?
@@daviddoe6228 ProFile Picture
I think I need sleep.
I read that last sentence without the word “laughing” … and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
i've seen people pay by check at the grocery store, it's so weird
Still can’t get over the fact that they sing it with BRITISH ACCENT for some reason??!! :D and also that this was Jamie Lynn sigler
Jorma's accent is everything 😭
It’s been fourteen years and this still goes hard as when I heard it in middle school
When I was a kid, I thought he just peed himself out of nervousness.
When I was younger I thought it said 'I shiz in my pants' and I genuinely thought he would just shit himself and was dancing in front of my mam in the living room to it 😂😂
And I wondered why jizz was censored in roblox
I was pretty young when I heard this song and asked my older brother what jizz meant, he told me it was saying I pissed in my pants. Couple days later in school during a class I raise my hand and asked the teacher if I can go to the bathroom cuz I need to take a jizz. It made some classmates burst into laughter and even the teacher was smirking I’m guessing trying hard to hold in her laugh. She just said yeah go ahead and walking to the restroom I couldn’t help but be confused af thinking wtf I did to get a reaction like that lmao
@@zombiealien100 Oh my god😂😂😂😂😂
Isn't that what it actually looks like
Besides the joke, the song is actually really good and well constructed.
No
Agreed
I love this song. I wisht they'd have made some "serious" songs, I'd love these too
Facts
It’s really not, it’s just kinda verse chorus verse chorus bridge. Like, I don’t know, every song ever? Not super hard. The hook is kinda catchy I guess...
I'm here 14 years later 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 26yrs old still jizzin in my pants 👖
Lonely Island...I gotta say, whenever I have a sh%t day I can listen to one of these and absolutely laugh my head off, then go to bed with a smile on my face. Perfect mix of humor and nostalgia. Thank you so much.
Real legends don’t wait for this to be in their recommended. They SEARCH it every day
Mobius _ I swear I’ve watched it every day for a week now
They don't search it, it's on the daily playlist haha
Got me there
Us.
Yes
If this isn’t played at my funeral I’m not going
my first vid is up :p
Wait what
lordzerobeast u read it right
@@water4486 yee
There's no way your relatives would play that song at your funeral.
I M M O R T A L I T Y
you don't have to take you to your funeral without asking for consent
This song is on my play list and always start laughing so hard no matter where I am LOL
1:57 LOVE THIS PART! DROP DA BEAT!!!
Best part! 😂😂😂 like If I was drunk at a club not paying attention it would be a major bop!
see u guys in 10 years when this is back in everyone’s recommended
wanted to like but you got 69
I’ll be waiting brother
MrKanez well was this in your recommended
hello sir, this was on my recommendations. Hope all is swell Brooks ! :)
Probably only 6
two college degrees, a divorce, three moves across the country and two kids later... STILL A BANGER
damn
Lol add a divorce. Likewise
@@unlmtdmndst cant restrict the JIZZ
Everything same for me just not the kids
Get a life lmao
Came back bco I needed a laugh from the good times of SNL 😂😂😂
Sometimes this song gets stuck in my head and I gotta come back to it
Heard Brooklyn 99 is not getting canceled and I...
Spirit Guard Eli JIZZED IN MY PANTS
@Ranter What??? never......
@@lambohh8172 he is lol
@@karimaii8378 woosh
@@Laughstation loosh?
The fact that they're singing in British accents makes this sound like some fancy shit
Are they?
They're making fun of Pet Shop Boys
Jizz in my trousers
You're clearly not British then cos I can't think of a place where'd they speak like this.
@tek O It is though.
Still jizzin in 2023
havnt heard this song in so long and the second it started i remembered all the words LOL
"You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy"
This line alone broke me
😂😂 that part was definitely inspired by eminem
I don’t get it
@@shinigami1357 get what?
what it means@@LordLloyd478
15 years later and The Lonely Island STILL lives in my head at least a couple times a week, every week for all these years. No, I will not grow up.
“There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.” 4th Doctor (Doctor Who).
I was talking a out this song a few days ago n today I was watching a CinemaTherapy video where they use a clip from this video I eneded up wanting to keep singing so I stopped watching n came here to sing outloud to the full song xD
Grow up sucks anyway
nieherwilli
@@locabsgg94 You came here :) I hope you cleaned it up.
You don't have to grow up
The crescendo at the end is just brilliant.
This beat just goes so hard
You might even say the rhythms boom
Now that I'm older...... I can truly I appreciate the lyrical genius
Haha
This song is way better than it should be, like most of The Lonely Island's work
that's the art
Eat your cereal
@@andremartinez3140 Do you put the milk or the cereal in first?
eat your cereal
There really needs to be more appreciation for the cleverness of leaning into a British accent to make a slant rhyme of "Last week, I sawr a film, as I recall it was a horror film". Fucking brilliant.
Pet Shop boys feel. Song is genius.
OPEN THE WINDOW AND THE BREEZE ROLLS IN
Love how he casually spoils Sixth sense to everyone.
That’s hardly a spoiler; Bruce Willis always dies in his movies!
@@joehumpston7937 uhhh....wat
@@np9145 well obviously no always, I mean, he doesn’t die in the 5th Element, but have you never seen Armageddon, or Sin City or Glass?
@@joehumpston7937 die hardx4 ....i'm assuming you're trolling...
@@np9145 Yep! Also, Willis does often appear on lists of Actors who always die on screen
I was 8 when this song came out.
I could not stop singing it.
My parents were very concerned.
@@ludvigs2389 What is wrong with his spelling?
@@ludvigs2389 Literally doesn't say Editted
@@kevino2657 hei på deg din jævel
I don't fucking doubt it
Ludvig S a shit tonne of people lie about their ages on social media and it really doesn’t matter
15 years already !?! Damn!
14 years later and it is still freakin EPIC !!!
I spent six months in quarantine
I’m back on the street, and I’m 18
A girl walks by and brushes my arm
And I...
JIZZ, IN MY PANTS.
...assert my dominance and punch her in the face out of reflex
buttraep her.
She says “please socially distance” and I...
Omg these comments, I-
”please stop acting like you’re not impressed” has me floored every time 😂
one more thing and I'll pay by cheque!
@@zainaman710 because I'm a motherlover.
@@zainaman710 That caught me off guard xD
as i JIZZ IN MY PANTS
This changed my life forever.
I am as old as this song, boy did I miss out. Even though I wasn't born yet I wish we could go back to this. It's just one of those things that make you feel nostalgic even though you never experienced it you know?
I think their facial expressions make it that much funnier😂😂
Lol
U gotta watch the clean version
I used to do that in Class but got sent to the office
Me after the quarantine when a female shakes my hand
Great comment!
thought I was the only one here bored from quarantine
@@rationalrad6950 really?
What’s a female?
Yes...
Re-watched this 14yrs later in 4K and...
This song never gets old