Dragon Ball Z - King Kai jokes (Goku & Tien)

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024

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  • @MetaITurtle
    @MetaITurtle 4 года назад +1079

    When Goku said "knock knock, who's there, Krillin" I don't know why that was so damn funny

  • @BrandonKohout
    @BrandonKohout 6 лет назад +1000

    YOU CAN TUNE A PIANO, BUT YOU CAN’T TUNA FISH!!!!!!!

    • @a.jthomas6132
      @a.jthomas6132 5 лет назад +34

      I’ve been using this joke recently.

    • @princeoftacs6961
      @princeoftacs6961 5 лет назад +15

      Brandon Kohout I have picked up chicks with that joke

    • @neofang229
      @neofang229 4 года назад +2

      Hehe I just got that.

    • @aniya2633
      @aniya2633 4 года назад +5

      Absolutely the best moments in the series

    • @yakshpatel3301
      @yakshpatel3301 3 года назад +2

      Hahahhahhahaahahaaahaahahahahahahahahahaahahhhhhhhhhhhaaaahahahahahhahahhhhhhhhhhaaahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahhahhaahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahaahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

  • @OiSugoi
    @OiSugoi 4 года назад +360

    WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A JEWLER AND A JAILER? ONE SELLS WATCHES ONE WATCHES CELLS

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 4 года назад +361

    I've never heard someone make jokes so...aggressively

    • @Beregond1861
      @Beregond1861 3 года назад +20

      I could watch this video... *FOR E-TIEN-ITY!* 💪😡🤜

    • @Polysthenes
      @Polysthenes 2 года назад +2

      You should watch Takamura vs Itagaki's dad.

    • @tentaplayz3691
      @tentaplayz3691 Год назад +2

      @@Beregond1861 stop😭😭😭

    • @ChristianNeihart
      @ChristianNeihart 7 месяцев назад +3

      With Tien's four arms technique he could have a viable career as a HANDYMAN!

  • @jmcsquared18
    @jmcsquared18 4 года назад +330

    0:09 "Why... did the chicken... CROSS THE ROAD!?!" *King* *Kai* *is* *stunned* 😂 🤣

    • @veljkostejic9594
      @veljkostejic9594 3 года назад +25

      probably because the joke is older then kingkai so he was stunned to hear it

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 2 года назад +14

      @@veljkostejic9594 how old is that damn joke

    • @zackiejama5592
      @zackiejama5592 2 года назад +6

      @@painvillegaming4119 older than king kai appearantly

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 2 года назад +5

      @@zackiejama5592 that say a lot

    • @TheChamp820
      @TheChamp820 Год назад

      @@zackiejama5592nope

  • @mattgerrish908
    @mattgerrish908 4 года назад +360

    0:32
    DBZ Kai
    Goku: "I sold my car for gas money!"
    That floored me when I first heard it, surprised King Kai didn't have a heart attack!

    • @hoshiryu
      @hoshiryu 2 года назад +23

      I just love how in Kai it's like a stupid remark made by an Idiot and it's considered a Joke .... and yet i Laughed too

    • @CornaOnTheCob
      @CornaOnTheCob 2 года назад +3

      That has aged well 😂

    • @lukecodz
      @lukecodz Год назад +1

      same

    • @ftwsam2246
      @ftwsam2246 Год назад +3

      The clock says my hands are tied

    • @TheChamp820
      @TheChamp820 Год назад +3

      @@ftwsam2246a harp is a naked piano!

  • @Mrgokujr2012
    @Mrgokujr2012 4 года назад +683

    Best battle in the entire series.

  • @E_blanknamehere
    @E_blanknamehere 3 года назад +352

    goku's jeweler jailer joke was actually pretty clever

    • @deadman2502
      @deadman2502 2 года назад +7

      Yeah

    • @squashmallow2006
      @squashmallow2006 Год назад +16

      The real question is how Goku even knows anything about jewelers and jailers. He's unironically stupid enough to think watches grow on trees. (This is after all the same guy who thought a bride was something to eat.)

    • @BCHolbrook
      @BCHolbrook Год назад +1

      I agree. 😆

    • @tentaplayz3691
      @tentaplayz3691 Год назад

      @@squashmallow2006 ikr

    • @inkchariot6147
      @inkchariot6147 Год назад +15

      ​@@squashmallow2006 Super Goku is the dumb one, Z Goku is a Harvard graduate compared to him.

  • @barackobama129
    @barackobama129 4 года назад +306

    The voice acting really shines in this scene

  • @damondriver6363
    @damondriver6363 2 года назад +125

    LMAO I love the Tien scene
    *Tien, who recently saw his best friend desperately fail to stop a foe, dying in the process. Lost an arm, and literally battled to the death against said foe to protect the literal Earth from imminent destruction-* "Man, ive never felt pressure like this...."
    😂😂😂

  • @endarasman
    @endarasman 4 года назад +147

    Goku's joke in manga version ch 210 :
    "I don't even know what comedians read, COMIC books ?!!"

    • @hoshiryu
      @hoshiryu 2 года назад +6

      .... huh ..... why did that make me snicker?

    • @RoseGarden17
      @RoseGarden17 7 месяцев назад +2

      It’s really interesting because it’s always different, in my colored scan it’s “My futon flew away!” I wonder how they decide

  • @Chris-sr2ib
    @Chris-sr2ib 4 года назад +538

    All these jokes are Krillin me.

    • @ninjapleasehellno3782
      @ninjapleasehellno3782 4 года назад +53

      Your jokes are cool but mine are cooler

    • @ninjapleasehellno3782
      @ninjapleasehellno3782 4 года назад +27

      you jokes a funny i almost choked om my garlic bread

    • @The_Blue_Otaku
      @The_Blue_Otaku 3 года назад +41

      These jokes are too corny... What?.. I'm just Saiyan

    • @99thJediWarrior
      @99thJediWarrior 3 года назад +20

      Have you heard about the new sports team from the Saiyan planet? They're called "Vegeta-Bulls"!

    • @themandalore7780
      @themandalore7780 3 года назад +15

      Guys, all these jokes are just dragon on now

  • @dpersaud2001
    @dpersaud2001 6 месяцев назад +7

    "Knock knock, who's there? Krillin."
    Got me dead 😂😂

  • @supremeking1730
    @supremeking1730 5 лет назад +158

    With Tien's, I'm not sure if I'm laughing at the joke, the over the top delivery, or both.

    • @99thJediWarrior
      @99thJediWarrior 3 года назад +7

      I'd say all of the above is what made it work lol

    • @Beregond1861
      @Beregond1861 3 года назад +5

      Yes... The answer is yes.😊👍

    • @seijin4426
      @seijin4426 6 месяцев назад +1

      Did anyone notice that tien started sounding like Maurice LaMarche when he screamed "but you can't"?

  • @Pdalow
    @Pdalow 5 лет назад +139

    This is the epitome of DBZ.

  • @IndigoWolfTail
    @IndigoWolfTail 3 года назад +58

    I had a music professor in college who was about as "punny" as King Kai, if not more so. One day I mentioned in his class that my father enjoys bad puns, too. Without missing a beat, Dr. Chien said, "Ap'parent'ly."

    • @hoshiryu
      @hoshiryu 2 года назад +9

      ..... i hate it ... i hate the fact that i love it

    • @tentaplayz3691
      @tentaplayz3691 Год назад +2

      Oh WOW I just got it--

    • @b.b.s7545
      @b.b.s7545 Год назад

      So such thing as a bad pun
      .

  • @JohnnyROCK65
    @JohnnyROCK65 4 года назад +117

    It’s been so long since I’ve watched the series in its entirety with all the fillers. I forgot how genuinely hilarious this show was sometimes.

    • @rashotcake6945
      @rashotcake6945 2 года назад +13

      Going back and watching the original Dragon Ball, shit was comedy gold, so many silly but good jokes

    • @zeldafan6124
      @zeldafan6124 Год назад +6

      Technically the part where Goku makes King Kai laugh isn't filler because it appears in the manga

  • @dirkdino6867
    @dirkdino6867 2 года назад +37

    The jokes are kind of funny but them screaming it with that conference make it 100000x funnier

  • @jeremysorejian
    @jeremysorejian 4 года назад +67

    I love how serious Tien gets

  • @naturalharmoniagropius3262
    @naturalharmoniagropius3262 3 года назад +53

    3:13 Tien happily smiling? I never thought I'd actually get to see that!

  • @E_blanknamehere
    @E_blanknamehere 3 года назад +26

    *I SAID YOU CAN TUNE A PIANO!*
    but you cant!
    but you cant!
    but you cant!
    but you cant!
    TUNA FIIIIIIIIISH!
    Tien's strongest move

    • @tentaplayz3691
      @tentaplayz3691 Год назад

      lmaooo you really said it four times😭😭💯💯

  • @mctoba2330
    @mctoba2330 6 лет назад +133

    Oh my hes taking it seewisly 😂

  • @alc3062
    @alc3062 2 года назад +29

    He told the joke like he was setting off a Tri beam cannon 😂🤣 Tien is hella funny. King Kai losing his shit every time someone delivers a punchline is rediculous 😂 dude flew back into a void three times 🤣

  • @prettyboi89ify
    @prettyboi89ify 4 года назад +50

    king kai reactions are funny as hell😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @Vjx-d7c
    @Vjx-d7c Год назад +14

    Those effects after each joke was like a Vine Boom before its time😂

  • @mr.knightthedetective7435
    @mr.knightthedetective7435 Год назад +30

    That jeweler/jailer joke was actually brilliant 😂👌

  • @tokwasoby
    @tokwasoby 6 лет назад +40

    When youre telling your friends a joke but youre the only one laughing.

  • @memesandbasketball1041
    @memesandbasketball1041 4 года назад +18

    Goku could barely walk in the planet at first but yet Yamcha can go running around no problem

    • @unfoldedperson8737
      @unfoldedperson8737 4 года назад +11

      Its official, yamcha was holding back and already has mui mastered

    • @Phoenix-pm2qr
      @Phoenix-pm2qr Год назад +5

      At this point, Yamcha and Tein have a higher power level here than Goku. Goku was getting owned by Raditz at 1200. Goku was in the Hundreds. After training with God, Yamcha and Tein were about 1800, proving with their fight vs the Siabaman man.

  • @kuro1559
    @kuro1559 4 года назад +28

    Yo that knock knock Krillin joke was pretty funny though lol

  • @e.j5813
    @e.j5813 2 года назад +34

    “ somebody stop me!” I swear that was so improvised 😂

    • @VSaber365
      @VSaber365 2 года назад +6

      Jim Carey as THE MASK, right?

    • @tentaplayz3691
      @tentaplayz3691 Год назад

      @@VSaber365 YES I KNEW I HEARD IT FROM SOMEWHERE LMAO

    • @b.b.s7545
      @b.b.s7545 Год назад

      That shit made laugh so much as a kid

  • @Syphorce
    @Syphorce 2 года назад +13

    This was the gold ol Dragonball we know and love

  • @dbsfan9984
    @dbsfan9984 2 года назад +9

    “ somebody stop me!” GOKU WATCHES THE MASK?!?!?

    • @christyely2545
      @christyely2545 8 часов назад

      There’s a theme song about the mask ❤

  • @Beregond1861
    @Beregond1861 3 года назад +5

    Oh man, I could watch this for e-Tien-ity. *"Did ya catch all that?!💪😤"*

  • @danielhelin596
    @danielhelin596 4 года назад +63

    Anyone else here after in the dbz kakarot clip.

  • @Gilbert_Dice_Gottfried
    @Gilbert_Dice_Gottfried Год назад +2

    Goku is actually pretty clever to think of these jokes right off the bat. People who say he’s dumb are wrong.

  • @Phoenix-pm2qr
    @Phoenix-pm2qr Год назад +6

    Yamcha is such a good friend.

  • @BloxZilla
    @BloxZilla Месяц назад +1

    0:01 “knock,knock who’s their? Krillin”😂

  • @Swames665
    @Swames665 4 года назад +14

    Yamcha’s joke be like:
    “You won’t believe it, I was so weak I was blown up by a green midget”

  • @aquafloats1466
    @aquafloats1466 4 года назад +17

    “Why did the chicken cross the road” that mess had me weak

  • @Onio_Saiyan
    @Onio_Saiyan 5 лет назад +20

    Freaking piccolo at the end there.

    • @Beregond1861
      @Beregond1861 3 года назад

      *scoughs in masculine, green, pointy-eared monkey's uncle*

  • @EnchantIsHere
    @EnchantIsHere 6 лет назад +75

    1:22 it sounded like Chiaotzu said Goten

    • @xnortheast1106
      @xnortheast1106 4 года назад +1

      The Dark Star Invades no

    • @xnortheast1106
      @xnortheast1106 4 года назад +1

      Alex With Internet no

    • @xenowreborn
      @xenowreborn 4 года назад

      Goten is a funny joke
      I shall now see myself out and lay on a bed of Spikers (Spider+Spike)

    • @teekumfyb
      @teekumfyb 4 года назад

      He then said Raph instead of laugh

  • @azmanmohamad9097
    @azmanmohamad9097 Год назад +5

    King kai 😂😂😂😂 what a character

  • @spongyafiu2138
    @spongyafiu2138 2 года назад +4

    In hungarian dub before kai laughs on tien we can hear his mind saying "he is going too far he needs to be stopped he's dangerous.... I think it's best if i laugh"

  • @OrvilleArnold
    @OrvilleArnold Год назад +6

    1:07 man I'd kill for the chance to have Yamcha be that close to me

  • @RandomBros88
    @RandomBros88 4 года назад +19

    0:47 So Goku's a Jim Carrey fan eh? Explains the goofy demeanor.

    • @joynelbonetdelgado4952
      @joynelbonetdelgado4952 4 года назад +8

      Fun fact: in the latin American dub, goku is dubbed by the same mexican voice actor who dubs Jim Carey to the Spanish dub.

  • @thisistodd190
    @thisistodd190 Год назад +1

    “somebody stop me?” my boi was watching The Mask? I love when anime characters are cultured

  • @blackdog5186
    @blackdog5186 8 месяцев назад +3

    Sean Schemmel is telling jokes to Sean Schemmel, so that Sean Schemmel would train Sean Schemmel

  • @majinish
    @majinish 4 года назад +43

    Knock knock
    Who’s There
    Not Yamcha, he’s dead again 😁

  • @emu2746
    @emu2746 3 года назад +26

    What's the difference between Gohan and Chemotherapy?
    None, they both kill cells

    • @tentaplayz3691
      @tentaplayz3691 Год назад

      damnnnnnn

    • @stillgotyourmom
      @stillgotyourmom 6 месяцев назад

      and whats the difference of a cell form and a jailer? None! They both open cells

  • @thesoulclinic_
    @thesoulclinic_ Год назад +3

    The Joke really hit home when Tien shot that Ki blast

  • @JaketheJust
    @JaketheJust 2 года назад +4

    All you need is some Dad jokes and you’re fine

  • @alexandraw3854
    @alexandraw3854 2 года назад +3

    When mr carrot breath said knock knock krillen it was unnaturaly funny.
    This was *Krillen* me..
    (This was killing me)

  • @lordseelenfresserdemonking1168
    @lordseelenfresserdemonking1168 6 лет назад +28

    Knock knock whose there
    Krillian
    Krillian who
    Krillian gets stab by a feminine alien

  • @AstralApple
    @AstralApple 2 года назад +4

    I wonder how well ultra instinct omen Goku could crack a joke? Would it knock him out of such a stern state of being? I doubt it. Just look at how stern Goku is here when he delivers the punchline. Goku's fists are literally clenched when he delivers his punchlines.

  • @huskaroar6869
    @huskaroar6869 6 месяцев назад

    King Kai getting overwhelmed before brraking out in giggles was the best part

  • @pratikdodake7645
    @pratikdodake7645 Год назад +1

    This video is Sean schemmel making himself laugh (Goku and king kai voice actor) and Chris sabat suggesting a joke but also finding it pathetic (yamcha and piccolo voice actor)

  • @Hi_My_Names_Ryan
    @Hi_My_Names_Ryan 11 месяцев назад +1

    I love how Krillin is a punchline in Goku's mind, his best friend😂

  • @caos1925
    @caos1925 2 года назад +3

    keep in mind before Goku and friends King Kia may have never heard an earth joke before

  • @MaskedManMikeMD
    @MaskedManMikeMD 6 лет назад +26

    Still can never get a read on that guy...

  • @damjanstoimenov
    @damjanstoimenov 6 лет назад +34

    Whos there krilin

  • @tentaplayz3691
    @tentaplayz3691 Год назад +2

    Piccolo at the end lmao

  • @melisastone231
    @melisastone231 Год назад +1

    I love how agressive they are when tell the jokes

  • @godzillaop6106
    @godzillaop6106 2 года назад +2

    Goku: knock knock whos there??
    krilin: me bro, krillin 😂😂😂😂

  • @tophatgeo
    @tophatgeo 6 лет назад +23

    BUT YOU CAN’T TUNA FISH!

  • @jackerr2513
    @jackerr2513 Месяц назад

    When your recruit is worse than you are. “haha okay kid. You’re in”

  • @ItsYaBoyYogi
    @ItsYaBoyYogi 2 года назад +3

    did goku make king Kai laugh with a Jim Carrey quote lol

  • @alexandraw3854
    @alexandraw3854 2 года назад +1

    Knock knock...
    COMMENT WHO'S THERE!
    Ciaotz
    COMMENT CIAOTZ WHO!
    Thats who! Chiatotzu!

  • @Harivishnu5575
    @Harivishnu5575 4 месяца назад

    The way tien walked to king kai like he was about to battle the ruler of the underworld already made me laught

  • @ploopnuts9939
    @ploopnuts9939 2 года назад +1

    Goku : WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD
    king Kai : NANI!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • @koshka02
    @koshka02 2 года назад +3

    I actually think Goku is a natural when it comes to telling jokes.

  • @jackerr2513
    @jackerr2513 2 месяца назад

    When you recruit a random just as bad as you and wants to join. “Haha… oh my, my. okay kid, you’re in”

  • @oceanman2264
    @oceanman2264 4 года назад +4

    The most intense knock knock joke

  • @KaijuForceNeo
    @KaijuForceNeo 2 года назад +1

    Have a nice trip! See you next Fall!

  • @GodisGudd
    @GodisGudd Год назад +1

    Yamcha should have just said, "I was killed by a Sainamen"

  • @akira1072
    @akira1072 4 года назад +4

    That Tri beam tuna tho

    • @Beregond1861
      @Beregond1861 3 года назад +1

      Yes, it was truly breath-taking.

  • @jslaytv194
    @jslaytv194 3 года назад +4

    Aww man the classics lol

  • @tentaplayz3691
    @tentaplayz3691 Год назад +1

    Chiaotzu got major R-Factor lmao

  • @Product59Lietz
    @Product59Lietz 2 года назад +1

    DID YOU CATCH ALL THAT?? HUH KING KAI???!??

  • @extremeheat1233
    @extremeheat1233 2 года назад +1

    Goku be like:
    Knock Knock
    King Kai: Who's there
    Goku: Kakarot
    King Kai: Kakarot who
    Goku: It's not Kakarot who, it Kakadoodledoo

  • @zombiedodge1426
    @zombiedodge1426 Год назад

    REO Speedwagon brainstorming the title of its seventh album

  • @jakoballfather224
    @jakoballfather224 2 года назад

    0:45 the smarkbusters when talking about a Japanese Spider-Man

  • @jasoncosmic1996
    @jasoncosmic1996 Год назад

    2:26
    This is the exact quote that Super Mario Bros Heroes of the Star been using!!

  • @Swaggajay92
    @Swaggajay92 4 года назад +6

    Did he just diss Krillin? 😂😂😂

  • @Double_D__
    @Double_D__ 2 года назад +7

    Fun Fact, Goku and King Kai are voiced by the same guy!

  • @mihbo6016
    @mihbo6016 3 года назад +5

    can we just give credits to the people who instead of telepathic conversation between tien and chiatzu put him whispering a joke to tien

  • @mystikgleam9541
    @mystikgleam9541 Год назад

    man for a moment I thought this was all one episode and was like hold up

  • @giocido
    @giocido 3 года назад +5

    How many saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb
    1, but it will take 5 episodes to do it!

  • @superkamiguru7985
    @superkamiguru7985 Год назад

    "I sold my car for gas money"- Goku dbzkai

  • @tentaplayz3691
    @tentaplayz3691 Год назад

    THE WAY ITS SO DRAMATIC LMAO

  • @giocido
    @giocido Год назад

    Sean Schemmel tells a joke to Sean Schemmel to make Sean Schemmel laugth so Sean Schemmel can train Sean Schemmel

  • @moisesrumie8077
    @moisesrumie8077 2 года назад

    -Knock knock
    -who's there?
    -Yamcha
    -Yamcha who?
    -Yamcha who got killed by a saibamen

  • @Ly_Lord
    @Ly_Lord Год назад

    The amount of thinking Goku had to do should have created a black hole with a mass and size that would swallow the whole other world immediately.

  • @jessportz4149
    @jessportz4149 4 года назад +3

    My futon flew away, gone.

  • @devastator9412
    @devastator9412 Год назад

    King Kai, want to hear a joke? Yamcha.

  • @shadowx2652
    @shadowx2652 Год назад

    “Somebody stop me”😄

  • @darkwolf135883
    @darkwolf135883 Год назад

    2:15 this is what happens in D&D when a player rolls a Nat 20 persuasion check and the DM asks them to describe how they succeed

  • @vero._.2209
    @vero._.2209 4 года назад +1

    Goku ~ WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD
    King kai ~ To cross to the other side
    Goku ~ IT WAS TO FAR AWAY TO FLY
    Me ~ WHAT THE *Laughs*

  • @Mick-q8b
    @Mick-q8b 10 месяцев назад

    king kai tell me a joke goku. goku said krillin king kai start laughing goku i did't even tell you the whole joke

  • @supportpatriarchyordietrying
    @supportpatriarchyordietrying 6 месяцев назад +1

    I wonder what the original jokes in the Japanese manga were and if I would understand them in translated form ....

  • @sergantanthony216
    @sergantanthony216 2 года назад

    I love how dramatic it gets