Woman Has A Seizure At My Show | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
  • This was wild. I was doing shows in Orlando and all the sudden a woman in the audience passed out. Turns out she was having a seizure. It was crazy but hey, the show must go on...
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  • @jasminecarter9594
    @jasminecarter9594 5 лет назад +12152

    I love how when the lady yelled “ that’s not funny”. The crowd just went “ohhhhhhh”
    Like it’s about to go DOWN.

    • @normang3668
      @normang3668 5 лет назад +453

      There's always some asshole who thinks the comedian isn't funny, even though everyone else in the room is laughing.

    • @nwikendulue4824
      @nwikendulue4824 5 лет назад +117

      She about to get it

    • @darrylferguson3622
      @darrylferguson3622 5 лет назад +388

      They knew she was about to get the "front row" treatment

    • @ClanSbC
      @ClanSbC 4 года назад +16

      Norman G how is she an asshole for what she said

    • @darkozosel9114
      @darkozosel9114 4 года назад +19

      Lol i was the 1000th like. First time I've seen that change to a 'k'

  • @Fangirl-kk3zt
    @Fangirl-kk3zt 2 года назад +4004

    I really appreciate that he stopped and told her she didn't need to feel embarrassed. I think that was very sweet.

    • @dakotabrooke8985
      @dakotabrooke8985 2 года назад +5

      She kinda did tho…. 👀 a paramedic YIKES

    • @icy7472
      @icy7472 2 года назад +120

      @@dakotabrooke8985 The girl that had a seizure didn’t need to feel embarrassed is what Andrew shulz said. The paramedic that didn’t help and got offended should’ve been embarrassed

    • @dakotabrooke8985
      @dakotabrooke8985 2 года назад +5

      @@icy7472 I agree!!! 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @ExternusArmy
      @ExternusArmy 2 года назад +10

      @@icy7472 I don’t just carry some carbamazepine on hand at The Improv. There’s not a lot you can do besides wait it out and make sure she didn’t injure herself

    • @natalie1730
      @natalie1730 2 года назад +2

      @@ExternusArmy i agree with you. however, her comment was very obnoxious lol

  • @michaelgeorge2719
    @michaelgeorge2719 5 лет назад +20009

    his control over the audience and ability to think on his feet is so impressive. well done sir

    • @mvrckisk97_39
      @mvrckisk97_39 5 лет назад +19

      Comment

    • @ZeeGron7
      @ZeeGron7 5 лет назад +47

      Pure gold, definitely

    • @thetruth9405
      @thetruth9405 5 лет назад +94

      Every good comedian can do that. That's why hes a comedian.

    • @ethanaelricky3950
      @ethanaelricky3950 5 лет назад +7

      Word.

    • @TheIcemanthomas
      @TheIcemanthomas 5 лет назад +6

      going back and forth with ctg has helped him in his improv a bit too

  • @rishivaja9288
    @rishivaja9288 3 года назад +8713

    She had a seizure..
    As a comedian, he did his job. He made jokes.
    As a paramedic, she didn't!

  • @cohenfromdiscord2551
    @cohenfromdiscord2551 5 лет назад +6609

    Not gonna lie... when he said “now she smiling” that killed me . You know the roasting is TOO GOOD. When the person you roasting can’t help but laugh

    • @gitbint
      @gitbint 2 года назад +44

      Ngl, this comment is undervalued.

    • @mycitysucks8096
      @mycitysucks8096 2 года назад +31

      @@gitbint you're back 2 years later too? 😂

    • @OutXast
      @OutXast 2 года назад +13

      @@mycitysucks8096 Better late than never ig 🤷

    • @mycitysucks8096
      @mycitysucks8096 2 года назад +4

      @@OutXast true indeed

    • @subman23
      @subman23 2 года назад +29

      @@mycitysucks8096 I'm guessing the one where he references this incident came up in RUclips Shorts... That's why I'm here, anyway😁😁

  • @saltzy4568
    @saltzy4568 5 лет назад +7669

    "I'm a paramedic" that's the worse thing she could have said

    • @ExplorationRandomDestination
      @ExplorationRandomDestination 4 года назад +46

      Jarrell Thoms nothing wrong with that tbh its a hard job low pay low reward little place thanks. Its also nice to want to help people in theory and a whole new ball game actually seeing the bullet hole.

    • @supremeballen6407
      @supremeballen6407 4 года назад +18

      Literally

    • @tuttosalve8352
      @tuttosalve8352 4 года назад +116

      fr did you hear the wind up to his ffffUCK as wel lol

    • @briantravelman
      @briantravelman 4 года назад +53

      And he responded brilliantly

    • @Lbdataz1469
      @Lbdataz1469 4 года назад +308

      @@thesonsoftx6897 Yeah she's the type that only saves people when she's on the clock. Complete insult to the field.

  • @triiio3
    @triiio3 5 лет назад +8888

    “So why tf weren’t you helping!” I started crying real tears

    • @classmst89
      @classmst89 5 лет назад +92

      That killed me 😂🤣

    • @xXpiere17Xx
      @xXpiere17Xx 5 лет назад +64

      That was the best off the cuff reply

    • @StylinRed
      @StylinRed 5 лет назад +102

      Yo that was fucked up of that lady tho

    • @roixin4601
      @roixin4601 5 лет назад +59

      Came here for this. 7:47

    • @samsmith6265
      @samsmith6265 4 года назад +2

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Thiccjimbobway
    @Thiccjimbobway 2 года назад +162

    As a comedian he did his job. He lightened the mood of an entire room after they witnessed a seizure but the paramedic sat there and complained about jokes

  • @rpfcreates4476
    @rpfcreates4476 5 лет назад +12603

    Seizure at the comedy show sounds like a panic! at the disco cover band lol

  • @AIRTIME96
    @AIRTIME96 5 лет назад +17811

    Only Andrew Shultz could get a whole room of people to laugh at a woman who just had a seizure 😂🤣 Legend

    • @AuroraIsBeautiful
      @AuroraIsBeautiful 5 лет назад +162

      Maybe Bill Burr or Patrice O'Neal but yea andrew gonna be a legend

    • @foxymoxi2231
      @foxymoxi2231 5 лет назад +16

      Now, what’s a seizure?

    • @douglasjackson9017
      @douglasjackson9017 5 лет назад +6

      Facts

    • @Prachtoshsonu
      @Prachtoshsonu 5 лет назад +15

      Insensitive andrew with his lame dumb fangirls

    • @Platerpus7
      @Platerpus7 5 лет назад +6

      A I R T I M E a whole room full except 1

  • @Click-ClickBOOM
    @Click-ClickBOOM 5 лет назад +15690

    “White women are something special man, a lady almost died and you made it about you” 😂😂😂😂💀

    • @ItsBFrizzy
      @ItsBFrizzy 5 лет назад +176

      that was fkn godly

    • @terttunewaka8097
      @terttunewaka8097 5 лет назад +106

      A 'lady' almost died... hhhm how accurate is quote. Lol just trolling don't mind me

    • @muddyhotdog4103
      @muddyhotdog4103 5 лет назад +169

      @GlockWiseSB According to people at the show she actually tried to go help the lady who had a seizure, but the boyfriend telling her to stop also stopped her from helping.. Kinda feel bad after hearing that.

    • @parsajavanshiri1079
      @parsajavanshiri1079 5 лет назад +8

      *DESTRUCTION 100*

    • @ultimateleader8435
      @ultimateleader8435 5 лет назад +167

      Smokie Davis Lol white women today are the most privileged group that ever lived and somehow they’re always crying about something. They’re the worst/toxic SJW and feminist offenders.

  • @andreas49er
    @andreas49er 4 года назад +474

    This is the perfect clip to describe Andrew:
    -He will roast anybody
    -He is genius any time
    -He will enter in your psyche , play with it, laugh with it , only to leave it more humble .
    This guy is the real deal.

  • @FireHeartXz
    @FireHeartXz 5 лет назад +3451

    Husband: "Shhhhhhhhh"
    Wife: Proceeds to set herself up to get roasted

    • @vampire64
      @vampire64 5 лет назад +297

      I bet after the show she was so mad and took it out on her husband even though he didn't roast her.

    • @PaintedHoundie
      @PaintedHoundie 5 лет назад +199

      @@vampire64 yeah you know she was heated when they got home.
      just 20 minutes of
      "Why didnt you say anything"
      "Babe, its a comedy show!" back n forth

    • @johnbowardli4644
      @johnbowardli4644 5 лет назад +24

      @@vampire64 nah she agreed when he said, she was really mad at herself. it wasnt a sarcastic nod

    • @ickyvicky680
      @ickyvicky680 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @DeadE5iah
      @DeadE5iah 4 года назад +8

      He was warning her that she would feel the wrath of Andrew

  • @d.spencer116
    @d.spencer116 5 лет назад +7565

    Comedians are the best kind of jerks.

    • @SavonSays
      @SavonSays 5 лет назад +189

      DΣΛƬΉ aw, which comedian got you in your feelings?

    • @miwats1
      @miwats1 5 лет назад +3

      Blizzy lmao

    • @SavonSays
      @SavonSays 5 лет назад +35

      ༒ΣVΣПƬ ΉӨЯIZӨП༒ Of course you’d reply with that.

    • @MycketTuff
      @MycketTuff 4 года назад +7

      This type of comedian are called jesters.

    • @radiophobia1974
      @radiophobia1974 4 года назад +15

      @༒ΣVΣПƬ ΉӨЯIZӨП༒ oh so you're 9

  • @scottieadams4472
    @scottieadams4472 4 года назад +4060

    I couldn’t breathe when you said “white women are something else. A women almost died and you still gotta make it about yourself” lmaoooo

  • @weresmurf5731
    @weresmurf5731 3 года назад +1095

    Andrew: As an epileptic, no shit, you did the best thing you could have done here mate. You alleviated peoples worry and tension, as well as hers. I know some people think otherwise, I don't care. I've been an epileptic all my life, and I'm really, really impressed how you and the others handled it. I've seen far too many people get overly serious and worried, when they should be trying to get people to relax. Great job and great thing to see. You kept the crowds tension low, and you kept things really calm. Fantastic job :)

    • @eharper7
      @eharper7 2 года назад +11

      THIS ONE!! Say it louder for the people in the back! 🙌 Bro, I'm already anxious enough after having a seizure and having just woken up, you need to chill out! I can't be calm if you aren't. 😂

    • @weresmurf5731
      @weresmurf5731 2 года назад +16

      @@eharper7 bingo!
      Mate, true story. I was 15 years old, I had a major series of 'rolling grand mal seizures', where I'd have one that led into another and another and another. Apparently I had around 10 in total spanning nearly an hour or so (this was during a time when I was unmedicated). My sister (14 at the time) says to me 'You put your arms straight out ahead like superman and looked like you were flying! I thought you were gonna take off!' and laughed her head off, I was in hospital, she'd stopped by and grabbed me a 'superman' shirt from a nearby two dollar shop. On it she wrote 'super'eppo'. We both laughed at it. My mum told me she spent most of the afternoon joking with people around me, trying to make them feel better, and for the most part it worked. She told me though that she found her later, crying her eyes out over me, worried that I wouldn't be ok but more concerned everyone else would be ok for when I came to. I'll never ever forget that.

    • @DaveS71
      @DaveS71 2 года назад +3

      @@weresmurf5731 So can we make fun of you flopping around?
      (Kidding, of course. It's scary as heck.)

    • @weresmurf5731
      @weresmurf5731 2 года назад

      @@DaveS71 mate I always appreciate people making fun of my epilepsy, it's a way of coping and having a mutual laugh. I mean I always get told I shouldn't be using a computer when talking about etpwiuohtnwepitoughnafgioufnfpa[w9eojhn9p[0o83j398-0jh39-[2pw8oj3w9op48eighnpe4iguohn4EW9OPHP49O08h49o48h4p9o08h4p9o4[8HJAEWSPO9[gHJE9OWPA8[h gg9we48o h904og[-tp8hg4 0-[3w8gh40-[8phg 08p4gh 8904hg9-[o8g4h 4g4 g4...
      Fuck. Not again!

    • @johnny40bagz69
      @johnny40bagz69 Год назад +2

      Thank you I appreciate this comment as a fellow epileptic

  • @battleaxe5518
    @battleaxe5518 5 лет назад +8608

    Dude probably spent a year writing and rewriting and perfecting his set for that night, but instantly threw that out the window and absolutely killed it with pure improv. This dude is awesome.

    • @levmccor54
      @levmccor54 5 лет назад +1446

      it says improv in big letters behind him

    • @jeremiahbarron2158
      @jeremiahbarron2158 5 лет назад +273

      LDMc I’m dead

    • @juliorodriguez9789
      @juliorodriguez9789 5 лет назад +199

      @@levmccor54 dam exposed him lmao

    • @yoursilly2106
      @yoursilly2106 5 лет назад +173

      A year of writing is farfetched... months is more like it. But this is an improv show so this set could take weeks to prepare

    • @sc_arriola382
      @sc_arriola382 5 лет назад +6

      @@levmccor54 lmao

  • @JorgeOrtizIII
    @JorgeOrtizIII 5 лет назад +770

    "A bitch almost died, and you made it about YOU". 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lastmanstanding5423
      @lastmanstanding5423 5 лет назад +12

      I loled so hard when he said that...

    • @JorgeOrtizIII
      @JorgeOrtizIII 5 лет назад +38

      @@lastmanstanding5423 Funny Story, I was at one of his stand ups maybe a year or so ago. It was cramped and I was sitting in the front row. Couldn't be with my friends at another table because I was late. Legit, this dude is just fucking with the crowd, picking out random targets for roast...and he picks me.."You're like a Dominican Paul Blart". I was Pablo Blart for the remainder of that evening. It was awesome, 😂😂😂.

    • @GabeOutOfOffice
      @GabeOutOfOffice 5 лет назад +1

      Not a woman... A bitch* 😂😂😂

    • @Idk-fo6zl
      @Idk-fo6zl 5 лет назад +2

      @@GabeOutOfOffice yeah😂😂 he'd do rude I love it

    • @marcthemeatman
      @marcthemeatman 6 месяцев назад

      And you're trying to make it about YOU !😅

  • @akshar7819
    @akshar7819 5 лет назад +5298

    Andrew : "roasts the lady with seizure"
    White woman : "that's not funny"
    Andrew : *Imma end this woman's whole paramedic career*

  • @molotochi
    @molotochi 2 года назад +406

    I love when comedians display their terrific observational skill.
    Andrew did that twice:
    1. When he told the guy to get rid of her.
    2. When he told her that she was projecting her anger for not helping at him.
    Genius.

    • @vancedadder
      @vancedadder 2 года назад +3

      I'm curious, is that observation or just empathy?

    • @williamxchau
      @williamxchau Месяц назад

      He’s damn well demonstrated that he’s a lot more than just a joker that’s what it is 👍🏻

  • @TheGoddessLili
    @TheGoddessLili 5 лет назад +5029

    "White women. A bihh almost died and you still made it about you." - The Legendary Andrew Shultz

    • @m.leslie6281
      @m.leslie6281 5 лет назад +36

      I almost died when he said that.

    • @ste2158
      @ste2158 5 лет назад +52

      the joke is that he was the one making it about him, but he puts it on the other lady. great use irony and self-awareness on his feet

    • @Alexjamesfreirik1556
      @Alexjamesfreirik1556 5 лет назад +15

      Bitch*

    • @221b8
      @221b8 5 лет назад +100

      @@ste2158 Nope bro. You got it completely wrong. She was making it about herself with the fake sympathy tear swipe action, but before she could make it all about her and hop on the moral high horse, Andrew called out on her.

    • @anonymousperson4674
      @anonymousperson4674 5 лет назад +32

      That woman laughed once he exposed her. That means she really tried to get the attention by being sympathetic.

  • @kp5602
    @kp5602 5 лет назад +11952

    "We need medical attention!"
    "So anyways ive been eating healthier"
    "We need medical attention! We need immediate medical attention!!"

    • @baiomarlaye3165
      @baiomarlaye3165 5 лет назад +192

      I can't take away the 69 likes

    • @patrickragland1032
      @patrickragland1032 5 лет назад +78

      Right?! 😂😂😂😭😭

    • @myahjones2485
      @myahjones2485 5 лет назад +99

      This comment made me laugh way to loud

    • @Hectoralejandroguerrero
      @Hectoralejandroguerrero 5 лет назад +260

      Dude that guy killed me. He just walked off 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ryanhmm132
      @ryanhmm132 4 года назад +84

      the way he looked out the in crowd i missed that the first time lmao the hand over your eyes look

  • @Robin-vq2gu
    @Robin-vq2gu 5 лет назад +3184

    you know this lady thought that her paramedic line would shut him up

  • @stealth1474
    @stealth1474 4 года назад +170

    I love how he diffused the situation with laughter. And the lady brought it back to the negative energy.

    • @andynonymous6769
      @andynonymous6769 2 года назад

      Yeah wtf
      Going to a comedy show and then after the comedian makes light of a scary situation you start saying “that’s not funny!” And then arguing with him. Like, what did you think was going to happen?

  • @Slman_Alotaibi
    @Slman_Alotaibi 5 лет назад +4773

    The paramedic’s husband is having the time of his life 😂😂😂

    • @Brynwyn123
      @Brynwyn123 5 лет назад +76

      He's the reason it's happening, he wouldn't let her go and help

    • @altairdub
      @altairdub 4 года назад +172

      @@Brynwyn123 either that or the paramedic comment was used as an attempt to shut him up

    • @evanislost
      @evanislost 4 года назад +259

      He's like hell yeah Andrew, take this bitch down a few pegs. She's been so fucking extra at home, I cant deal with it no more.

    • @jedidiahs.3047
      @jedidiahs.3047 4 года назад +3

      evanislost lmao the girl was like hey whattt to him eyes lmao

    • @muizrahim861
      @muizrahim861 4 года назад +36

      The ambulance school part was the best...

  • @ChillinWithTJ
    @ChillinWithTJ 5 лет назад +3107

    😂😂😂😂😂 "nobody's texting you" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that whole roast had me dying of laugher at work

  • @javyg4336
    @javyg4336 5 лет назад +2720

    All those jokes was on the spot
    Nothing was written, that’s how he’s brain works at 100 mph🤣

    • @AmishMicrowave
      @AmishMicrowave 5 лет назад +55

      Were* and His* your brain seems to work at 5 mph.

    • @AmishMicrowave
      @AmishMicrowave 5 лет назад +16

      @@javyg4336 The way you spell I doubt you could read the street names to my house Jr.

    • @javyg4336
      @javyg4336 5 лет назад +35

      01100110 00100000 01110101 its reading not spelling,idiot by the way your mom is picking me up.
      Clean your room before I get there.🤣

    • @deadringer-cultofdeathratt8813
      @deadringer-cultofdeathratt8813 5 лет назад +19

      Not to be that guy but the average brain sends signals around 287mph so that's terrably slow.
      Source: (had to take Anatomy in 12th)

    • @SoulSlayingKing
      @SoulSlayingKing 5 лет назад +5

      Dead Ringer -Cult of Deathrattles none of this comment section matters cocaine is the real reference

  • @dbongoloid9541
    @dbongoloid9541 3 года назад +970

    4:33
    Andrew: "carla what happened?"
    Carla: "she had a seizure"
    Andrew: "she had a seizure?"
    Carla: "yeah"
    Snowflake karen: "tHaTs NoT fUnNy"
    7:44
    Karen: "because im a paramedic"
    Andrew: "why the fuck werent you helping her then?"
    Camera man: *laughs louder than entire audience*

    • @tuffnutlevern9363
      @tuffnutlevern9363 2 года назад +5

      😂

    • @ledarbyromeo9667
      @ledarbyromeo9667 2 года назад +11

      Im certain that deep bah ha ha ha is the husband!

    • @PsychadelicWolf
      @PsychadelicWolf 2 года назад +8

      "It's my night off, why would I help her on my night off that's crazy. You're crazy, expecting me to work on my night off that's insane and you need to be quiet. That's not funny sir. Not funny."

    • @TheOutlawMan
      @TheOutlawMan 2 года назад

      Because she's a fuckin liar, or a shit paramedic 😂 I'm an EMT, omw home from work rn and that shit was hilarious

    • @richby30
      @richby30 Год назад

      @@PsychadelicWolf 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @drakashrakenburgproduction5369
    @drakashrakenburgproduction5369 5 лет назад +2866

    "I'm a paramedic!"
    "Then why didn't you help her!" he's got a point yo.

    • @misters1r900
      @misters1r900 5 лет назад +75

      Draka Shrakenburg Productions Apparently her husband stopped her from helping. I actually feel bad for her. She wanted to help and then when she got emotional for not being able to help, Andrew started roasting her and she can’t even defend herself.

    • @weldonhanson5799
      @weldonhanson5799 5 лет назад +268

      @@misters1r900 bruh she tried to act like "the bigger person" when it wasn't needed.

    • @svetamakoveeva318
      @svetamakoveeva318 5 лет назад +99

      Kevin Cordoba she fuckedup when she said it’s not funny

    • @AFR0MAMBA
      @AFR0MAMBA 5 лет назад +26

      Weldon Hanson yup haha, some people just love getting on that high horse

    • @qwettttttt
      @qwettttttt 5 лет назад +34

      @@misters1r900 can I get a source? I don't think he did that

  • @mauri3938
    @mauri3938 5 лет назад +1917

    You can see Andrew's mind running at 1000 mph thinking about shit to say and it all hit... wow!!!

  • @erisedeye
    @erisedeye 5 лет назад +1645

    My dude said “extra shmedium” shirt 😭🤣🤣 I deadass roast my dad like this lmfaoo

    • @kwam89
      @kwam89 5 лет назад

      That's Mike Epps Bit 🤷‍♂

    • @erisedeye
      @erisedeye 5 лет назад +5

      Kwamee Blackmon ok? Lol

    • @el_propagz1229
      @el_propagz1229 5 лет назад +12

      my dad would roast my with the belt afterwards

  • @wellsht7830
    @wellsht7830 3 года назад +39

    9:06
    “I ain’t go to ambulance school”
    THIS was the one that killed me😭

  • @cielsebastian5145
    @cielsebastian5145 5 лет назад +5102

    I have multiple seizures a day and I have a good sense of humor about it. Whenever I get going I'm like, "it's time to go to the multiverse let me know when I'm back. Lord knows I won't know"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @BlowT0rch
      @BlowT0rch 5 лет назад +237

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO wish I was there for that line dude, what a way to handle shit life throws your way!!!!.

    • @evanmiles2652
      @evanmiles2652 5 лет назад +53

      Ciel Sebastian I had a seizure and I’ve been making jokes about it ever since.

    • @kunaguero2034
      @kunaguero2034 5 лет назад +31

      My vlogs did you have one while typing as well?

    • @ahmadmahdee9495
      @ahmadmahdee9495 5 лет назад +7

      Respect

    • @isaiahzamarripa1164
      @isaiahzamarripa1164 5 лет назад +12

      That’s fuckin hilarious 😂😂😂let me know when I’m back😂😂😂😂

  • @nii_amart
    @nii_amart 5 лет назад +1921

    The guy she's with keeps telling her to stop responding but she still does and makes this the best Andrew Schulz roast I've watched....The dude just gave up and started laughing along.

    • @nii_amart
      @nii_amart 5 лет назад +12

      @MythMethuselah agreed

    • @jedidiahs.3047
      @jedidiahs.3047 4 года назад +32

      MythMethuselah lol who holds ur legs during a fight

    • @babymoon555
      @babymoon555 4 года назад +32

      I hope the guy took Andrew's advice and dumped her. She is definitely a narcissist.

    • @karl1091
      @karl1091 4 года назад +19

      His face is "Not again, she does this everytime"

    • @photon6490
      @photon6490 2 года назад +2

      @MythMethuselah it's a comedy show and not the movie creed 🤓

  • @neftaliperez3726
    @neftaliperez3726 5 лет назад +2314

    It's impossible to argue with a comedian

    • @angeldejesus1847
      @angeldejesus1847 5 лет назад +101

      Cause they'll always have the last laugh, and shit might make you laugh w em

    • @angeldejesus1847
      @angeldejesus1847 5 лет назад +1

      @Napoli 88 Hools why not talk even louder ? Fuck it

    • @Icecube88
      @Icecube88 5 лет назад +27

      yeah especially since they have a mic and you have to be shouting to get heard when they can just talk into their mic

    • @Icecube88
      @Icecube88 5 лет назад

      @Napoli 88 Hools oh lol i didn't see that

    • @Icecube88
      @Icecube88 5 лет назад +7

      @@angeldejesus1847 takes more energy to do that. you gonna be tired going back and forth with the comedian who can just casually talk into the mic. and it will sound more clear.

  • @anonymousme3571
    @anonymousme3571 2 года назад +932

    I love how when he said "So why TF weren't you helping out there?", he actually seemed genuinely angry.
    And then he proceeds to in a genius way let her know that he at least went over with concern to ask of her wellbeing while she sat there doing nothing.

    • @willowakiokami
      @willowakiokami 2 года назад +9

      She did try to go over to help but her boyfriend held her back and refused to get out of the way so she could.

    • @mnvh888
      @mnvh888 2 года назад +59

      @@willowakiokami how tf did u know

    • @melastasiaa
      @melastasiaa 2 года назад +4

      @@mnvh888 ppl at the show said that

    • @melastasiaa
      @melastasiaa 2 года назад +8

      @Tanjiro Kamado if a bunch of ppl at the show are saying she tried to help…she’d tried to help lmao…like no one’s going to lie for her for no reason 💀💀 stop kissing famous ppls asses just for the sake of it. This guy is an asshole.

    • @ljg7911
      @ljg7911 2 года назад +34

      @@melastasiaa where’s these people at the show you spoke too? I’m calling 🧢

  • @HotelBedSheets
    @HotelBedSheets 5 лет назад +1400

    "I ain't go to ambulance school." 😅

    • @nickgarcia153
      @nickgarcia153 3 года назад

      I also have multiple seizures a dawh#hashfihweewlkweqmfewpjfqmjdfnwdoqjpfrqmkpnpdnkf

    • @natoalvarez5762
      @natoalvarez5762 3 года назад +1

      Smoke weed bro . Or take CBD . My brothers both suffer from multiple seizures they started smoking when they were teenagers and after that they stop taking their meds and haven't taken any since ,they are both in their 30's now

  • @pushshipping5562
    @pushshipping5562 5 лет назад +9392

    You ever seen someone peel grape skin. Thats how thin the line was between him being extremely funny and him crossing the line and losing his career 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @oseiwalker7154
      @oseiwalker7154 5 лет назад +538

      That's What we came for lmao

    • @dallionrenfroe6248
      @dallionrenfroe6248 5 лет назад +344

      Osei Walker exactly this is the comedy we need

    • @TheIcemanthomas
      @TheIcemanthomas 5 лет назад +207

      welcome to Andrew schultz

    • @dar3ali5tfame62
      @dar3ali5tfame62 5 лет назад +95

      Yuu havent seen much Andrew Lol hes a God of dark witty humor

    • @adityachatterjee9928
      @adityachatterjee9928 5 лет назад +65

      Why else would you watch folks like Andrew and Burr? They are offensive, that's why it's worth it

  • @evanislost
    @evanislost 4 года назад +4120

    People who say things like "that's not funny!" don't really understand humor. Making jokes about serious things is how we deal with the serious/hard parts of life.

    • @chicaloca5307
      @chicaloca5307 4 года назад +132

      True. We laugh at Corona. That bitch be fucking the whole world up atm.

    • @ASymbolicSymbol
      @ASymbolicSymbol 4 года назад +139

      Sadly I think there are just such people that are as they would say, the sensitive type, and I personally think it's ok if you're a more emotionally driven person. However, think we can all agree that people like this should probably reconsider going to live audience comedy show. Because many comedians will roast a person about anything! Like I"m a gay guy married to a black dude, that shit would write itself.
      I think at some level you have to be ok with a little humiliation to go to a live comedy show. If not then honestly I think such a person shouldn't go to comedy shows.

    • @hanneswurstbrot6902
      @hanneswurstbrot6902 3 года назад +56

      "that´s not funny" often accompanied with "i have a great sence of humor but...".

    • @zichithefox4781
      @zichithefox4781 3 года назад +19

      @@chicaloca5307 Like when it *first* started the Plague Inc. memes went freaking viral.

    • @vitoscalettagaming4007
      @vitoscalettagaming4007 2 года назад +8

      If we don't have jokes what the fuck is the point

  • @user-bq2ej4ge8f
    @user-bq2ej4ge8f 2 года назад +245

    As an epileptic I just wanna say, Andrew I love you for making fun of this. We need a little humor in our lives, because our lives get so fucked up by our illness the first thing we need is a laugh. The last thing we need is another person worrying about us. THAT'S WASSUP!!!!

    • @MrWarmchocolate
      @MrWarmchocolate 2 года назад +1

      It's not funny

    • @danielmanriquegarcia6041
      @danielmanriquegarcia6041 2 года назад +4

      @@MrWarmchocolate dude, if THE person that should be affected by the joke can laugh and appreciate it but you can't and it doesn't affect you, you trying to shut down the party does nothing for no one.

    • @MrWarmchocolate
      @MrWarmchocolate 2 года назад +1

      @@danielmanriquegarcia6041 it's repulsive and disgusting. This should not be on the internet.

    • @danielmanriquegarcia6041
      @danielmanriquegarcia6041 2 года назад

      @@MrWarmchocolate no u

    • @MrWarmchocolate
      @MrWarmchocolate 2 года назад +1

      @@danielmanriquegarcia6041 no, u, "Daniel"

  • @jgriffith007
    @jgriffith007 5 лет назад +1835

    Clowning the EMT's while they helping save someone is amazing 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JohnnyNada
      @JohnnyNada 4 года назад +12

      Crazy lol!"

    • @walalopez6735
      @walalopez6735 3 года назад +6

      LOL SO EDGY ! HA! SO EDGY AND FUNNY!

    • @rahul327
      @rahul327 3 года назад +5

      Genuinely next level comedy

    • @MirrorMale
      @MirrorMale 2 года назад +14

      @@walalopez6735 someone's got your balls in a knot

    • @mathuchavivi3352
      @mathuchavivi3352 2 года назад +5

      @@MirrorMale she's that emt lady that didn't help

  • @mccdrew7012
    @mccdrew7012 4 года назад +1047

    You could see the excitement in Andrews face strutting on that stage with a fresh seizure to make fun of 😂

  • @mikewebb612
    @mikewebb612 5 лет назад +2579

    This was a real psychological social situation broken down in steps. Scary situation, people react anxiously, comic uses the situation to sway the crowd, politically correct "nancy do right" speaks up, comic calls her out 100%, she says something else and he rips her a new one, she reveals her own hypocrisy. Rare moment here.

    • @johnathanadams3763
      @johnathanadams3763 5 лет назад +10

      Mike ive seen you before on youtube

    • @doesnotcompute3174
      @doesnotcompute3174 5 лет назад +51

      Mike Webb How do you turn an emotionally charged situation into one of your rants about “political correctness”?! That girl was pretty emotional after that, maybe she’s seen some real bad things happen to people who have strokes, maybe she’s seen the effect it’s had on families. She came around after that, and you still come on here bitching about “political correctness” with your useless fucking comment. Not everything you don’t like is “PC”, it’s about time to learn that.

    • @SkillsDatKillsTv
      @SkillsDatKillsTv 5 лет назад +25

      DoesNotCompute did you even watch the video? She had a seizure not a stroke

    • @doesnotcompute3174
      @doesnotcompute3174 5 лет назад +21

      SkillsDatKillsTv Thanks for pointing out a minor mistake instead of addressing my argument.

    • @jforozco12
      @jforozco12 5 лет назад +2

      that had nothing to do with pc , she was obviously scared and reacted like that, maybe a little bit drunk

  • @masoomshafi7406
    @masoomshafi7406 3 года назад +63

    As soon as he said "DONT BE EMBARRASSED" her embarrassment just went up like 100% 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @violetcandy
    @violetcandy 4 года назад +4496

    "Are you OK sweetheart?"
    Me: *awwww that's sweet*
    *_proceeds to make jokes about her_*

    • @YosiahW
      @YosiahW 4 года назад +12

      Sweetheart
      Sweet heart
      A literal sweet heart
      Sugar induced seizure
      And yes, if your blood sugar is too high or too low you are at risk for a seizure.

    • @akumaisreal2090
      @akumaisreal2090 4 года назад +284

      It's funny as long as they're okay in the end

    • @maria.maverick
      @maria.maverick 3 года назад +57

      Future boyfriend goals.

    • @RCBackstaber
      @RCBackstaber 3 года назад +25

      Keep the joy in the world

    • @rayromano6249
      @rayromano6249 2 года назад +18

      Room is full of disgusting ppl that laugh over someone's near death experience

  • @patdoc
    @patdoc 5 лет назад +1442

    where did this guy come from? i've been seeing him recently on youtube and he is one of the funniest people ever

  • @khanaveli91
    @khanaveli91 5 лет назад +802

    When she said she was a paramedic. I was dying laughing!

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 4 года назад +4

      Many medical professionals decline to assist when they’re off duty due to legal liability look it up

    • @hopelovegood8131
      @hopelovegood8131 2 года назад

      @@calisongbird I agree. But what makes her worse is the fact that she tried to come at him

  • @impossiblyindecisive
    @impossiblyindecisive 2 года назад +55

    As an epileptic, I want to say thank you for how you handled this. Having a seizure is terrible in public. Being disoriented with strangers staring at you is annoying. You brought light to the room. So you do you man.

    • @blakebrown8084
      @blakebrown8084 2 года назад +4

      I had one at a party and woke up to paramedics and the guy who owned the house thanked me because he had a test the next day lmao I felt bad but then I was like aye something good came from it 😂

    • @impossiblyindecisive
      @impossiblyindecisive 2 года назад

      @@blakebrown8084exactly! We get few pleasures in the world and helping someone who had a party the day before their test is one. Did you ever find out if that excuse worked?

    • @blakebrown8084
      @blakebrown8084 2 года назад

      @@impossiblyindecisive well everyone left very fast except my roommates once they saw what was happening lol

  • @david02129
    @david02129 5 лет назад +6249

    someone needs to get this guy a couple netflix specials so he can get washed up quick because i don't think i can take shit this funny for the next few years. masterful.

    • @LoserGopher
      @LoserGopher 5 лет назад +15

      David02129 sound like a hater

    • @solo1001
      @solo1001 5 лет назад +331

      thta's a weird complement

    • @iTzDeyo
      @iTzDeyo 5 лет назад +54

      Fuck Netflix hes better than that shithole

    • @adityakaushik3781
      @adityakaushik3781 5 лет назад +4

      Its about time we start a petition. or fucking bring netflix down!

    • @HolidayJZ
      @HolidayJZ 5 лет назад +45

      Christen it was a compliment if you know how to read.

  • @kreglfromworld
    @kreglfromworld 5 лет назад +4417

    Andrew would roast Jesus for carrying the cross too slow lmao

    • @Sethclement96
      @Sethclement96 5 лет назад +4

      kreglfromworld Jesus didn’t carry the cross dingus

    • @orthoking2722
      @orthoking2722 5 лет назад +150

      @@Sethclement96 yes he did

    • @Sethclement96
      @Sethclement96 5 лет назад +1

      ORTHOKING no Simon did

    • @orthoking2722
      @orthoking2722 5 лет назад +149

      @@Sethclement96 He carried his own cross till he couldn't anymore then Simon carried it the rest of the way.
      (Matthew 27:31-32) - "And after they had mocked Him, they took His robe off and put His garments on Him, and led Him away to crucify Him. 32And as they were coming out, they found a man of Cyrene named Simon, whom they pressed into service to bear His cross." (It says as they were coming out they found a man named Simon so before that who was carrying the cross? For sure it wasnt the Roman soldiers who were gonna carry the cross for Jesus)
      (John 19:17) - "They took Jesus therefore, and He went out, bearing His own cross, to the place called the Place of a Skull, which is called in Hebrew, Golgotha."

    • @josephvargas9891
      @josephvargas9891 4 года назад +31

      seth clement you sir are a dingus

  • @juandelossantos4000
    @juandelossantos4000 4 года назад +801

    "The reason I ----"
    "We don't care"
    Best line ever.

  • @lisasolier504
    @lisasolier504 3 года назад +20

    He hit the nail on the head. She didn’t help and then projected her guilt on to him. She figured well I didn’t help, I can act like a hero and “stick up for her.” I love this guy.

  • @jacobhiggins819
    @jacobhiggins819 5 лет назад +2232

    Lady: I’m a paramedic
    Andrew Shultz: I’m about to end this whole ladies career!!!

    • @vannahmacdonald
      @vannahmacdonald 5 лет назад +69

      She's a paramedic but didn't go to help in a medical situation lol

    • @oodjee
      @oodjee 5 лет назад +13

      whole lady? as opposed to...? lol

    • @user-uc7ui8lx9f
      @user-uc7ui8lx9f 4 года назад +12

      @@oodjee half a lady

    • @Ernest-Li
      @Ernest-Li 4 года назад +5

      oodjee idk about the laws exactly. Depending on her qualifications at the time of the incident. She may have been legally required to assist even though she’s off duty at the time. Her knowledge may have benefited the situation and as far as I know if she wants to keep her career. Her lawyer needs to somehow prove that she was not aware of the situation despite the intercom etc

    • @DivinPoonacha
      @DivinPoonacha 3 года назад +3

      @@Ernest-Li then don't say you're a paramedic. You're not a paramedic until you are one.

  • @theoutlet9300
    @theoutlet9300 5 лет назад +1524

    2 ladies almost died that day. 1 from seizure and other from fire 🔥😂😂

    • @pedromatus4038
      @pedromatus4038 5 лет назад +4

      Rahul Gahlawat more like a burn victim 😂

    • @pedromatus4038
      @pedromatus4038 5 лет назад +1

      Rahul Gahlawat more like a burn victim 😂

    • @theoutlet9300
      @theoutlet9300 5 лет назад +5

      @@pedromatus4038 and that too 3rd degree 🤣

    • @dbongoloid9541
      @dbongoloid9541 3 года назад

      Im your 999th like.

    • @muditbaid
      @muditbaid 3 года назад

      🔥🔥🔥

  • @zain1132
    @zain1132 4 года назад +419

    I don’t think there’s alot of comedians out there that can control the crowd after such an incident.

  • @Kellyirish75
    @Kellyirish75 2 года назад +44

    As a severe epileptic who has had seizures in many public places, Andrew's response was the BEST! The main thing that embarrasses me when I have seizures in front of people is that I feel like I made everyone around me feel uncomfortable and Andrew not only fixed that problem, but made it a hilarious roast! I loved it! The white Karen needed to get over herself!!🤦‍♀️

  • @victormalet8445
    @victormalet8445 5 лет назад +320

    Bro, that level of calm and improv humor, thats next level

  • @blackaurora1551
    @blackaurora1551 5 лет назад +4279

    Andrew: We’re gonna take good care of you miss
    Miss: leaves the room
    Andrew: Starts roasting the lady ( SAVAGE )

    • @verstappen9937
      @verstappen9937 5 лет назад +73

      Michael Jay Vazquez “I’m gunna roast that bitch that almost died” 😂

    • @PenguiNation
      @PenguiNation 5 лет назад +52

      I mean when he said he was gonna take good care of her, he wasnt lying lol

    • @jimgritty7064
      @jimgritty7064 5 лет назад +8

      Savage mode

    • @ishadowpeople6577
      @ishadowpeople6577 5 лет назад +4

      I wish I could like this more than one time 😂

  • @cmoney121993
    @cmoney121993 5 лет назад +3271

    I was at this show and the funniest part was that the girl was trying to go and help, but her bf wouldn't let her. Then she got roasted for not helping lmao.

    • @_Peregrine_
      @_Peregrine_ 5 лет назад +875

      I can confirm this. I was the floor.

    • @thecasino8022
      @thecasino8022 5 лет назад +605

      I confirm this was false, as I am the boyfriend

    • @cmoney121993
      @cmoney121993 5 лет назад +131

      @@thecasino8022 If you are the guy then idk why you're lieing when there was a room of people around you who heard her asking you to get out of the way.

    • @matthewhintz5308
      @matthewhintz5308 5 лет назад +647

      @@cmoney121993 think you missed the joke there buddy. I gotchu
      Basically you said some stuff and claimed to be a witness, but at the end of the day this is the internet and you could be anyone trying to make something up and there's no real proof. I'm sure you're telling the truth, but then again you might not be. I could say I was there too and nobody has any more reason to believe you than they have to believe me.
      So ultimately this kind of thing becomes a joke where everyone chimes in with some variation of "I was there too". The first guy claimed to be the actual floor, clearly joking. The second guy claimed to be the boyfriend, also clearly joking.

    • @cmoney121993
      @cmoney121993 5 лет назад +143

      @@matthewhintz5308 yeah I thought abt that, but I was in my feelings for some reason and responded lol.

  • @M_EZ_A
    @M_EZ_A 2 года назад +21

    “I didn’t go to ambulance school” 😂😂😂😂😂 protect this man at all costs!

  • @viclor2876
    @viclor2876 5 лет назад +858

    Laughter is the best medicine especially during these dark times.

    • @chrislloyd-jones5075
      @chrislloyd-jones5075 5 лет назад +27

      victor griffith Turn on the lights then, bitch. 🙄

    • @Alex-xe3dx
      @Alex-xe3dx 5 лет назад +11

      Chris Lloyd-Jones dang dude! You’re a savage!

    • @WhiteSage2
      @WhiteSage2 5 лет назад

      @@chrislloyd-jones5075 How orginal!🙄

    • @chrislloyd-jones5075
      @chrislloyd-jones5075 5 лет назад +1

      Jordan fisher Thanks Jordan 💁🏻‍♂️

    • @guydives1246
      @guydives1246 5 лет назад +2

      Nothing dark here chief

  • @RgUnitedFC
    @RgUnitedFC 4 года назад +281

    “I’m a paramedic”
    “Oh your a paramed-so why TF werent you helping her out!!!”

    • @normang3668
      @normang3668 4 года назад +3

      Am I crazy, or is there a hidden edit in there to make his timing seem more immediate?

    • @jedidiahs.3047
      @jedidiahs.3047 4 года назад +4

      Norman G u high bro

    • @Matthew-Anthony
      @Matthew-Anthony 2 года назад

      7:44

  • @BicJack
    @BicJack 5 лет назад +420

    Aye lowkey, Andrew is one of the best out right now... NO DEBATING! He killed this, no pun intended.
    Praying for that lady well being! 🙏🏽

    • @ashm9953
      @ashm9953 5 лет назад +1

      >lowkey
      >NO DEBATING
      Pick one.

    • @CarissaConti
      @CarissaConti 5 лет назад +1

      Wish people would stop inserting "low key" into everything. It doesn't mean what people are trying to make it mean.

  • @slyjetprime5614
    @slyjetprime5614 2 года назад +367

    She’s a paramedic. She legally has an obligation to jump in and assist. On or off the clock

    • @renatalosada
      @renatalosada 2 года назад +39

      Prob didn't bc she didn't want to miss the show she paid to complain, apparently.

    • @Ithrial420
      @Ithrial420 2 года назад +40

      Been years since i looked at the medical field but i believe they follow the same protocol as police and security. Once a drop of alcohol enters your system you cant help. If you do you can and will be sued for malpractice

    • @mrjuanderfuI
      @mrjuanderfuI 2 года назад +8

      Not arguing but just adding information. If she'd been drinking, she may not. Depends on the level of emergency, level of intoxication, etc. Medical professionals may be held liable unless there was no other options and they're not too drunk and the level of intervention needed is low complexity.
      That being said, she could have at least checked out the situation and directed people. Epileptic seizures are generally not too hard to assist with. Protect their head and put them on their side. Call 911. Watch for other symptoms.

    • @Bobby_Go
      @Bobby_Go 2 года назад +2

      I also wonder if location could have been a factor. Since they were in Florida, there's an above average chance that she might have been on a vacation. Each state has their own laws pertaining to the expectations, limitations, and the extent of immunity for off-duty and/or out-of-state medical personnel. She might not have known what she was legally allowed to do in that situation.
      Still not an excuse, but maybe a contributing factor. Especially if she saw that the situation was already under control.

    • @OnionNinja
      @OnionNinja 2 года назад

      @@Ithrial420 You're a civilian off the clock so you're protecred by law.

  • @mulaedza2505
    @mulaedza2505 5 лет назад +309

    This should be called "the day I collected 1.5 bodies". He killed the lady in audience.

  • @Nich_B23
    @Nich_B23 5 лет назад +278

    “Don’t be embarrassed!”
    As I make sure ALL eyes on you! Lol

    • @beyond_hjaemmetraening
      @beyond_hjaemmetraening 5 лет назад

      Yeah I didn't like that part

    • @kennygerberich4985
      @kennygerberich4985 5 лет назад +9

      @@beyond_hjaemmetraening The eyes were alread on her, man. What are the options? Have no one talking, and this woman just recieving medical attention in the middle of a packed room, or have a comic talk at the crowd so at least their's some degree of deflection and a lighter air surrounding all of it. And it's not like you can just do material that isn't addressing the situation, it's not going to connect and it's going to seem inconsiderate.
      Besides all that, you can tell he's being sincere. Like he honestly knows the position she was in and wanted her to know she didn't have to feel bad about it. There'a a very good chance it didn't make her any less embarrassed at the moment, obviously, but there's also a very good chance she appreciated it in hindsight. Had he not said anything to her as she was walking out, she's really left with nothing but an indication that she was an interruption to everyone's good time. That just carries this alienating, dehumanizing element that seems way worse to me.

    • @beyond_hjaemmetraening
      @beyond_hjaemmetraening 5 лет назад

      @@kennygerberich4985 I did not say that he should not joke about it. It is just the annoying "don't be embarresed" comment . I would be furious if he did that to me in that situation. Such a dickhole comment imo.

    • @kennygerberich4985
      @kennygerberich4985 5 лет назад +3

      @@beyond_hjaemmetraening I didn't accuse you of saying he couldn't or shouldn't joke about it. That's not the reason I was trying to explain why he probably felt like he had to joke. I went into describing that in order to draw a plausible line of reasoning that would have led him to make the "don't be embarrassed" comment. He was tasked with trying to provide a distraction and get the show back on track, but there was no way talking about anything else would work. That doesn't mean he wanted her to feel bad about herself, so he said that to her. I'd agree it was a dick comment if he said it condescendingly, but I only saw sincerity in his words. And he was showing obvious concern for her throughout all of it, so I see no reason for her to share your outrage at that comment, but hey, idk. I know if it were me, I'd appreciate it. Maybe not right then, but later on for sure.

    • @McFwoupson
      @McFwoupson 4 года назад

      Nah I'm fucking glad he said that. It's already a scene, people are already looking at you. The worst thing about having a seizure is the embarrassment afterwards, and most people don't understand the guilt/embarrassment people feel after having one. Also she likely doesn't even remember this lol. Shit is hella confusing after a seizure.

  • @irvinsilva2527
    @irvinsilva2527 5 лет назад +462

    Adding attending one of this man’s shows to my bucket list 😂

    • @kel638
      @kel638 5 лет назад +26

      Sit at the front 😭😭🤣

  • @nightshadehelis9821
    @nightshadehelis9821 2 года назад +13

    As someone who had a seizure, this is my biggest fear. I love his compassion and genuine concern. Being said, there's absolutely nothing you can say to make the person not feel embarrassed, especially when the entire show was derailed and all the attention was on you. It especially sucks because it's forever online. When you have a seizure you just want to have a normal night and it royally sucks when it randomly happens and people see you at your worst. It's always on the back of your mind.
    I'm constantly thinking "what if I had a seizure right now?"

  • @24EYF
    @24EYF 4 года назад +449

    All jokes aside, the way Andrew says “sweetheart” makes me go 🥺💕

    • @hekutoru_2131
      @hekutoru_2131 4 года назад +11

      Lol shut up

    • @jedidiahs.3047
      @jedidiahs.3047 4 года назад +1

      “All jokes aside” u just sucked the fun

    • @24EYF
      @24EYF 4 года назад +1

      Silence Is Golden oh wow that really hurt my feelings 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

    • @24EYF
      @24EYF 4 года назад

      Jedidiah S. ...what?

    • @jedidiahs.3047
      @jedidiahs.3047 4 года назад

      Ella Ik u don’t know what I’m talking about if u do ur bf would hang out with u more often

  • @RyanWinnInking
    @RyanWinnInking 5 лет назад +256

    What a wild 10 minutes. "I'm a paramedic!" killed me.

  • @chriscole9893
    @chriscole9893 5 лет назад +399

    I didn’t go to ambulance school😆

    • @jason17179
      @jason17179 4 года назад +4

      lookin for this comment

  • @eharper7
    @eharper7 2 года назад +47

    As an epileptic, I feel bad that she had to miss the show. I miss out on a lot of things because of seizures and skipped med doses. I'd be pissed if I woke up with paramedics over me, taking me out of the room.

    • @danielmanriquegarcia6041
      @danielmanriquegarcia6041 2 года назад +4

      I can only imagine how much that must suck, tho on the bright side, this lady just co-authored a killer improv session she should charge royalties for those laughs xD

  • @Jamiewaltjr
    @Jamiewaltjr 5 лет назад +85

    “I brought her back to life”
    Boyfriends points and nods 😂

  • @tomcruz9118
    @tomcruz9118 5 лет назад +192

    I’m glad I watched that TED talk lol

  • @menios.
    @menios. 5 лет назад +314

    Amazing skill of using the accident on making people laught , great improvization. and you handled the shouting lady perfectly

  • @justinarazo8857
    @justinarazo8857 Год назад +82

    I’ve had epilepsy for 20 years and I appreciate this video. I am very embarrassed to tell people and this just makes me look at it a lot differently. 👍

    • @brainlet99
      @brainlet99 Год назад +2

      Damn right, also this kinda humour that hits home makes me less hurt by seizures.
      Would you rather be scared or laugh at this illness thats how i think about it.

    • @justinarazo8857
      @justinarazo8857 Год назад

      @@brainlet99 Yes good point. But 20 years ago ppl would be scared when I had a seizure thinking I was possessed! So that made me very embarrassed bc I can’t help it, u know? But this guy makes it like everyone is human and we are the way we are, so no reason for judgement.

    • @brainlet99
      @brainlet99 Год назад +1

      @@justinarazo8857 it can be a humiliating event and even more than that a fricking irritating one.
      Couldn't go to my brothers birthday party and bowling (for the first time in about 10 years) cause the day before i had a bad seizure and smashed my shoulders.
      I still kinda feel left out in a way.

    • @aamishazeem3770
      @aamishazeem3770 Год назад +1

      Hope you’re doing good

  • @kevinkaol3681
    @kevinkaol3681 5 лет назад +494

    That moment the white shouted "That's not funny" I knew Andrew was about to Schulz the hell out of her 😂

    • @youngski249
      @youngski249 4 года назад +15

      Kevin Kaol imagine if the race was switched and someone said “the black”. wouldnt be ok

    • @spiro_g
      @spiro_g 4 года назад +7

      Youngski and just knowing that pisses me off fucking racism has just turned back on white people anyone can just take the piss out of us and when it’s black you’re A RACIST you’re A RACIST get the fuck out of here with your black ass shit ffs

    • @melu0o
      @melu0o 4 года назад +4

      Lamp ok fortnite player

    • @melu0o
      @melu0o 4 года назад

      Lamp jk i love u no homo

    • @emankhan3105
      @emankhan3105 4 года назад +3

      Lamp wtf r u ok

  • @urwahi4534
    @urwahi4534 5 лет назад +122

    “Did somebody die what happened” I died

  • @multiestonian
    @multiestonian 5 лет назад +202

    7:45 Her husband was trying to save her, but it was already too late. As soon as she said that, she sealed her fate.

  • @randomlygenerated2182
    @randomlygenerated2182 3 года назад +33

    Dude knows how to reassure the girl, Control the audience and destroy a paramedic.
    What a legend

  • @FLYIN_DAGGERZ
    @FLYIN_DAGGERZ 5 лет назад +96

    He's roasting the paramedics😭😭😭 I'm done ....this dude is a legend

  • @louwaars
    @louwaars 5 лет назад +107

    He got her date on his side tho 😂

  • @Zerej89
    @Zerej89 5 лет назад +64

    I was blessed to see this live. Absolutely phenomenal. I have never in my 29 years of being alive have ever laughed so damn hard. Superb. And my wife and I got to meet you. Best night ever.

  • @captivated388
    @captivated388 Год назад +9

    I think she was more mad that he was roasting the paramedics on the scene and she felt personally attacked by that 😂

  • @huntergatherer8972
    @huntergatherer8972 5 лет назад +220

    Andrew looks like a scottish rugby player

  • @KingMikeHall
    @KingMikeHall 5 лет назад +166

    Alex dying in the bakkground 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @darrylb.roberts7181
    @darrylb.roberts7181 5 лет назад +132

    When He started roasting the EMTs...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MaggotDiggo1
    @MaggotDiggo1 3 года назад +25

    This man needs to be on the next Comedy Central Roast. He wouldn't even need to write jokes. He could just ad lib.

  • @adamg6284
    @adamg6284 5 лет назад +18

    "nobody's texting you, what're you looking at your phone for?" LMAO

  • @dylanjames7082
    @dylanjames7082 5 лет назад +68

    My dude looks like the doodle-bob G-Eazy.

  • @EMGamerEM19
    @EMGamerEM19 5 лет назад +36

    7:45 the guy in the corner was like give up 🤣

  • @jeremywright8688
    @jeremywright8688 3 года назад +11

    This is probably the greatest moment in stand-up. He is so quick on his feet. Crowd work KING!!!!!

  • @zahn_1244
    @zahn_1244 5 лет назад +50

    "we need medical attention, hey Greg"
    "Someone die? Oh shi"

  • @Corndog4382
    @Corndog4382 4 года назад +82

    The fact that he could just make all this up on the spot, dude is a natural

  • @xnrivudxkskalflvk4075
    @xnrivudxkskalflvk4075 5 лет назад +29

    "I didn't go to ambulance school"
    -why is this so hilarious

    • @beberivera7011
      @beberivera7011 5 лет назад

      Cause its GOLD!!👏👏😹👏😹👏😭😭😭😭💀

  • @sammystuustyuu9381
    @sammystuustyuu9381 2 года назад +22

    I love how the boyfriend is entirely on Andrew side🤣

  • @puksindheep7561
    @puksindheep7561 5 лет назад +135

    Heckling at an IMPROV show is literaly askimg to get roasted for 8 straight minutes 😂 These guys are looking for stuff to say and now you give him the oportunity to kill two bird with one stone by caling out a heckler and do his time on stage 😂👌

  • @Martin99acr
    @Martin99acr 5 лет назад +66

    "...THEN WHY THE F DIDNT YOU HELP HER!?!?!?"

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 4 года назад

      Many medical professionals decline to assist when off duty due to legal liability look it up

  • @alexdurst6180
    @alexdurst6180 4 года назад +106

    *is making jokes about it* “don’t be embarrassed”

  • @Thiccjimbobway
    @Thiccjimbobway 2 года назад +6

    “They don’t make those shirts bigger?” Underrated joke on this set💀