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  • Опубликовано: 27 май 2020
  • Conan trades his shorts for a graduation robe to share some words of encouragement (and foolishness) with Harvard’s graduating seniors.
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  • @natalieh1323
    @natalieh1323 4 года назад +8441

    I like to think he just has a Harvard university podium in his garage at all times

    • @hiyukelavie2396
      @hiyukelavie2396 4 года назад +129

      University of Phoenix

    • @frightenedsoul
      @frightenedsoul 4 года назад +17

      Hiyuke La Vie - nah, that reference only works when it’s funny and makes sense

    • @Bottomsupyours
      @Bottomsupyours 4 года назад +31

      That also has a University of Phoenix banner attached to it

    • @kavyac9437
      @kavyac9437 4 года назад +3

      Idk why I read garbage

    • @ImmundaDeus
      @ImmundaDeus 4 года назад +2

      I know I would.

  • @danielw2712
    @danielw2712 4 года назад +5089

    From now on Conan should do all of his episodes from his backyard and with a Harvard podium.

    • @DS-rt1ed
      @DS-rt1ed 4 года назад +41

      I'd watch that. lol

    • @danielw2712
      @danielw2712 4 года назад +20

      honestly, the podium looks so much better than the couch the have on the "updated" regular set.

    • @pibly7784
      @pibly7784 4 года назад +5

      Daniel W AND the dog !

    • @bigpesa6166
      @bigpesa6166 4 года назад

      WORD 👊

    • @doesobamacare
      @doesobamacare 4 года назад +1

      @Aaron Friedman are you smol brain?

  • @catecrutch
    @catecrutch 4 года назад +1526

    I like how he said “since my first marriage” as if he’s been married multiple times

    • @miq482
      @miq482 4 года назад +32

      He doesnt put all his eggs in one basket

    • @CLSGL
      @CLSGL Год назад +25

      I often say “Just like my ex wife!”
      I have never been married.

    • @selfishstockton6123
      @selfishstockton6123 Год назад +4

      @@CLSGL then it doesn’t make sense to say

    • @CLSGL
      @CLSGL Год назад +44

      @@selfishstockton6123 Just like my ex wife!

    • @aymenesserraj5963
      @aymenesserraj5963 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@CLSGL bless you, that gave me a good laugh 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CFCMICKTH33BHOYCFC
    @CFCMICKTH33BHOYCFC 4 года назад +2559

    He’s not talking to Harvard, he’s talking to an entire generation 👏

    • @teresitauy5532
      @teresitauy5532 4 года назад +11

      👏👏👏👏👏

    • @blakej4924
      @blakej4924 4 года назад

      👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @tejasnair3399
      @tejasnair3399 3 года назад +6

      The ballsack generation?

    • @kevinflores9517
      @kevinflores9517 3 года назад +1

      @@tejasnair3399 loser

    • @timjesse8432
      @timjesse8432 3 года назад +4

      @@tejasnair3399 I'm not a native speaker. could you explain me what the "ballsack generation" is?

  • @obi-wankenobi4301
    @obi-wankenobi4301 4 года назад +6221

    Lmfao I like how all of the sound effects just instantly cut off

    • @foolishsamurai
      @foolishsamurai 4 года назад +52

      Yup too good!

    • @imghost3689
      @imghost3689 4 года назад +282

      Everyone decided to be respectfully Quiet at the same time there was no Sound effects.

    • @ziccyfilms803
      @ziccyfilms803 4 года назад +73

      Just like Anakin’s legs and left arm amirite

    • @obi-wankenobi4301
      @obi-wankenobi4301 4 года назад +19

      ZiccyFilms oof

    • @zzzmzzz4466
      @zzzmzzz4466 4 года назад +30

      never underestimate conan videos' editing

  • @ReticulatingSplines_
    @ReticulatingSplines_ 4 года назад +3451

    When the applause stopped 😆

    • @TheWestlifebigfan
      @TheWestlifebigfan 4 года назад +32

      yeah, i scrolled down to the comment section so right at the moment when the applause stopped, I thought the video was loading, turned out 😆😆😆...well you knew what happened

    • @CaptVitaGamer
      @CaptVitaGamer 4 года назад +54

      The cut was so abrupt LOL. 🤣

    • @buemogari
      @buemogari 4 года назад +100

      Harvard graduates are a very very organized crowd

    • @stephenkane2464
      @stephenkane2464 4 года назад +4

      dyin lol

    • @ureawizardharry
      @ureawizardharry 4 года назад +6

      Smooth transition 🤭

  • @Cazygamer38
    @Cazygamer38 4 года назад +1612

    And this is why I love Conan over the rest of the talk show hosts. He is able to deliver his jokes in a timely fashion and make me laugh even without a live audience or a laugh track. Truly a testament to his comedic ingenuity.

    • @ubesan496
      @ubesan496 4 года назад +9

      Agree 💯 always comedic gold!

    • @RipTheJackR
      @RipTheJackR 4 года назад +18

      His genius is most apparent in old interviews where hes talking to some random ditz promoting some mediocre movie yet he manages to be entertaining - that takes skill.

    • @coxxcock5121
      @coxxcock5121 3 года назад +2

      You kinda look like Joji

    • @badreddineennajih
      @badreddineennajih 15 дней назад

      Away of all this talk show hosts debate he is just a great person

  • @pj101
    @pj101 4 года назад +855

    Also Harvard couldn't find a better person to make this speach. Only conan could deliver an online speach

    • @kenangedik3678
      @kenangedik3678 4 года назад

      Eric Andre did a pretty good one too

    • @alexchan6303
      @alexchan6303 4 года назад

      To be fair, Carl Brutananadilewski from Aqua Teen Hunger Force holds his own in comparison to Conan.

    • @1060michaelg
      @1060michaelg 3 года назад +11

      @pj101 They needed someone who could spell "SPEECH"...and know that his name should be capitalized.

  • @amazighdz2909
    @amazighdz2909 4 года назад +3589

    can think of no one better to do this, he's a great comedian and he went to Harvard

    • @JonahSA
      @JonahSA 4 года назад +20

      This is true

    • @JoseGranny
      @JoseGranny 4 года назад +148

      Harvard Driving School

    • @lmcellrath
      @lmcellrath 4 года назад +6

      He never went to Harvard.

    • @emudeko
      @emudeko 4 года назад +30

      And he worked on the Simpsons

    • @NoctemGaming
      @NoctemGaming 4 года назад +64

      Luko he majored in history

  • @rzl5625
    @rzl5625 4 года назад +676

    Conan: "One of you, will stand where I stand."
    Graduates: Wow, so inspiring!
    Conan: "Here in my backyard, and I will have you arrested for trespassing. THANK YOU."

    • @hewwartt
      @hewwartt 4 года назад +18

      Lol. I love that part.

  • @el__2handed
    @el__2handed 4 года назад +1183

    I imagine Conan's wife and children are sitting in the house while he filmed this.

    • @181cameron
      @181cameron 4 года назад +114

      Staring at him from the kitchen window...
      "MOOOOMMMY! Daddy's doing that speechy thing again!"

    • @battybatshytcrazy4365
      @battybatshytcrazy4365 4 года назад +7

      181cameron 😆

    • @asfhasifowaejoifa
      @asfhasifowaejoifa 3 года назад +4

      ...and don’t give a damn

    • @nyamheria
      @nyamheria 3 года назад +1

      James Ratliff trust me they don’t

  • @Tsuruthargay
    @Tsuruthargay 4 года назад +1369

    Team coco: The world's most trusted comedy brand in the universe

    • @psynchro
      @psynchro 4 года назад +10

      had to like before i started watching
      . never been wrong before

    • @zeeegeee
      @zeeegeee 3 года назад +2

      The parameters of your statement are confusing me dawg

    • @Tsuruthargay
      @Tsuruthargay 3 года назад

      @@zeeegeee watch the video jackass

    • @pleappleappleap
      @pleappleappleap 3 года назад

      Vaguely reminiscent of Cracked. Their slogan is "America's Only Humor Site".

    • @eridaskunt1856
      @eridaskunt1856 2 года назад

      what you just said made no sense

  • @HeyThisIsLui
    @HeyThisIsLui 4 года назад +2174

    So this is what he was filming without wearing sunscreen.

    • @prestonpope
      @prestonpope 4 года назад +38

      The big steaming tomato

    • @felipegonzalez8549
      @felipegonzalez8549 4 года назад +55

      Ah so this is what he mentioned in the podcast

    • @benjaminhoover6427
      @benjaminhoover6427 4 года назад +8

      Sunscreen doesn't work on true Nords! Hahahaa

    • @jeremiahmunguia1136
      @jeremiahmunguia1136 4 года назад +13

      Preparing the future careers of college graduates in various ways, ensuring that their success is very successful

    • @timrohan1296
      @timrohan1296 4 года назад

      What a catch!

  • @youisstupid2586
    @youisstupid2586 4 года назад +2705

    The start of the video is like Stalin giving a speech.

    • @olgaordina
      @olgaordina 4 года назад +36

      Including the wardrobe

    • @stephaniemoore1930
      @stephaniemoore1930 4 года назад +17

      Or Trump

    • @myman8336
      @myman8336 4 года назад +6

      @@stephaniemoore1930
      What are you insinuating -_-?
      Lol

    • @SwoonGaming
      @SwoonGaming 4 года назад +21

      ​@@stephaniemoore1930 Please don't compare a hateful moron with an evil mastermind who had over 20 million people murdered.

    • @limemime565
      @limemime565 4 года назад +1

      @@SwoonGaming same egos

  • @zakiyaslater7042
    @zakiyaslater7042 4 года назад +368

    I came here today to witness Conan roasting Harvard, Cornell, Dartmouth, Phoenix, and do a paid ad all while burning his skin in various ways. This entire video is gold. Welcome to RUclips, Coco. 👏🏻

    • @ethans7917
      @ethans7917 3 года назад

      How does he roast Dartmouth

    • @kennedyngumbau1231
      @kennedyngumbau1231 3 года назад +2

      Burning his skin in various ways😂😂😂🙌🏽
      You are definitely a Coco fan

  • @bfkc111
    @bfkc111 4 года назад +192

    Everyone regularly watching Conan basically officially has a Harvard education by now.

    • @langtryvlogme
      @langtryvlogme 3 года назад +5

      Wow. 3 adverbs in a VERY short sentence. That must be a talent #GrammarNaxi

  • @milo.ibrado
    @milo.ibrado 4 года назад +925

    Only Conan can be ridiculously silly but also philosophical, reflective, and inspiring at the same time.
    Love you, Conan!!
    Congrats to the Class of 2020!!

    • @TheUrbanEpicure
      @TheUrbanEpicure 4 года назад

      You mean his writers.

    • @sumitpathak565
      @sumitpathak565 4 года назад +10

      @@TheUrbanEpicure speaking what's written with such energy & passion is still remarkable

    • @fallencolossi
      @fallencolossi 4 года назад +10

      @@TheUrbanEpicure nah, he got an IQ of 160, why would he want people to write his joke…his writer only wrote the joke, because he wrote it to them, to be written by…the writer…

    • @christofarien
      @christofarien 4 года назад +9

      TheUrbanEpicure you realize his career started as a writer? SNL, the simpsons, etc. this speech was obviously written by him. Don’t be so cynical.

    • @TheUrbanEpicure
      @TheUrbanEpicure 4 года назад

      @@christofarien Of course I know this. And of course this speech was not written by him. Don't be so ignorant.

  • @jakemarsing2615
    @jakemarsing2615 4 года назад +709

    Conan is an amazing commencement speaker. If you haven’t seen his Dartmouth speech, I highly recommend it.

    • @Christopher-ms5ke
      @Christopher-ms5ke 4 года назад +30

      Also the one at Oxford :)

    • @lukasky03
      @lukasky03 4 года назад +5

      His Stuyvesant High speech is hilarious as well.

    • @StaceyCaryl
      @StaceyCaryl 4 года назад

      True!

    • @adnanshahriar6283
      @adnanshahriar6283 4 года назад +7

      He also gave a speech for harvard class of 2000. That was great too. Check that out

    • @curiousgangsta
      @curiousgangsta 4 года назад +3

      His speech for Stuyvesant High School Class of 2006 is still my favourite

  • @stgjokes3117
    @stgjokes3117 4 года назад +422

    I didn’t think his hair could get any taller. Then the wind picked up 😂

  • @FamilyToyReview
    @FamilyToyReview 4 года назад +437

    So this is the project he mentioned on his podcast. Where he got too much sun in his backyard.

  • @robertmatheus8004
    @robertmatheus8004 4 года назад +281

    The older he gets, the faster he descends into madness and the more I love him

  • @Michelle-ck5mi
    @Michelle-ck5mi 4 года назад +1295

    "I promise to do my best since everyone is in such a big hurry to get back to doing
    *ABSOLUTELY N O T H I N G* "

    • @nairocamilo
      @nairocamilo 4 года назад +20

      I want that framed

    • @fart7505
      @fart7505 4 года назад +3

      I, too, watched the video

    • @user-xg7oe6es7w
      @user-xg7oe6es7w 4 года назад

      Iol

    • @PositiveZ7
      @PositiveZ7 4 года назад

      I wish, while the rest of us are going to school online and going to work in the real world.

  • @kirdnehh
    @kirdnehh 4 года назад +577

    That was a really inspiring speech. Felt like he was talking to me

  • @firefist_03
    @firefist_03 4 года назад +132

    Jokes aside, he made some serious points about the struggle of this generation. This is why Conan is my favorite host and comedian. Thank you Conan.

    • @bianca1205
      @bianca1205 3 года назад

      that last 5 minutes was great, i started to tear up lol

  • @brandondavidson4085
    @brandondavidson4085 4 года назад +585

    Conan went to Harvard so Harvard could have a Conan.

    • @lanzer22
      @lanzer22 4 года назад +18

      Conan went to Harvard so Harvard then went to Conan to have Conan give a graduation speech for Harvard.

  • @anewokwithinternetaccess117
    @anewokwithinternetaccess117 4 года назад +1872

    He should prepare himself in various ways.

    • @artvandalay13
      @artvandalay13 4 года назад +38

      And shave his entire body.

    • @Ryan-vi5mz
      @Ryan-vi5mz 4 года назад +15

      Can we stop comments like these please. It’s funny when it relates, but this doesn’t. Just stop

    • @theswissmiss69
      @theswissmiss69 4 года назад +6

      Ryan d’Costa I agree. But how this that ewok get internet access tho?!😳

    • @colinr4860
      @colinr4860 4 года назад +4

      schlansky isn't even in this video, wtf are you talking about

    • @artvandalay13
      @artvandalay13 4 года назад +2

      @@theswissmiss69 Probably C3DPO gave him access.

  • @TsukiNaito1
    @TsukiNaito1 3 года назад +158

    I'm not a Harvard graduate, but this nearly made me cry. To see someone from the older generation recognize what we've had to fight through, and praise us, and express hope for what we can achieve is just so... thank you, Conan.
    I'm getting my masters from Durham University in January. It's a prestigious school, a top programme, and the greatest accomplishment of my life. But I might not get a ceremony in our beautiful cathedral, and I face poor job prospects. It almost makes my achievement feel mute. Thank you, Conan, for reminding us how we've preserved, and how we will continue to persevere.

    • @lizwei1967
      @lizwei1967 3 года назад +2

      I hope you can doing well

    • @theworldaroundsha1181
      @theworldaroundsha1181 3 года назад +6

      Congratulations on graduating from Durham University, a very prestigious school indeed! Proud of you!

    • @TsukiNaito1
      @TsukiNaito1 3 года назад +1

      @@theworldaroundsha1181 Thank you!

    • @allahm-ast3mnlywlatstbdlny164
      @allahm-ast3mnlywlatstbdlny164 3 года назад

      Mashallah tbark Allah alhamudillah inshallah better astgfrallah

  • @legasiguy551
    @legasiguy551 4 года назад +181

    Yeah Conan is a comedian but he's also a Harvard graduate! He was funny AND eloquent! Brilliant speech!

  • @dinolandra
    @dinolandra 4 года назад +144

    1:43 "Nice job nerds"
    He could have stopped right there

  • @ScottWaa
    @ScottWaa 4 года назад +485

    I'm concerned about Conan being in the sun this long. I'm not sure where the robe starts & the sunburn begins.

    • @visualsynthese
      @visualsynthese 4 года назад +12

      Listen to his newest podcast episode xD

  • @alexchan6303
    @alexchan6303 4 года назад +267

    Didn’t graduate high school, didn’t go to college, never set foot on Harvard campus property, but I am a 21 year old who has known only a world that he described. So even though I’m an uneducated woman with no promising future, I really appreciated the sincerity and thoughtfulness Conan brought to this ceremony.
    Also cool to pretend I was a Harvard graduate for 12 minutes.

    • @zulucement2908
      @zulucement2908 3 года назад +14

      Degrees make you well trained, not well educated. Your actions make u better person.

    • @edwardheaney3641
      @edwardheaney3641 3 года назад +1

      @@zulucement2908 Most degree don't even make you well trained

    • @TofuTeo
      @TofuTeo 3 года назад +5

      My mother never graduated high school and never went to university, and yet she’s one of my favourite people in the world. She’s wise and thoughtful and creative.

    • @edwardheaney3641
      @edwardheaney3641 3 года назад

      @@TofuTeo What's her job?

    • @TofuTeo
      @TofuTeo 3 года назад +9

      ​@@edwardheaney3641 She used to be a nurse back in the 1970s when they employed nurses without qualification (she was only 16 years old then) Now she's a personal assistant to her company's boss. Been working there for over 25 years and is making quite a lot of money!

  • @kirbfx
    @kirbfx 4 года назад +494

    I never knew Harvard University was in Conan’s backyard 😧

    • @viankayoo6931
      @viankayoo6931 4 года назад +64

      That's why it's so expensive to attend

  • @callasiegrist6979
    @callasiegrist6979 4 года назад +426

    I used Conan's 2000 Harvard commencement speech this year for Speech competitions. It really stuck with me, and it eventually qualified me for nationals in first place. I was really upset when it all got cancelled, but this really cheered me up. Seeing the sequel to that speech 20 years later really brings closure to the whole situation. Thanks Conan :)

    • @joannahp7223
      @joannahp7223 4 года назад +13

      If anything, I would like to congratulate you for doing a great job! 😊👍

    • @akilasmith6063
      @akilasmith6063 4 года назад +7

      You would've rocked it, congratulations. I will look up that school.

    • @gwynbleiddzireael4391
      @gwynbleiddzireael4391 4 года назад +7

      Congratulations!!

    • @Ritsard007
      @Ritsard007 4 года назад +3

      I liked his commencement speech at Darthmouth more than that 2000 Harvard

  • @emudeko
    @emudeko 4 года назад +293

    I'm a Phoenix university graduate, thank you CONAN

    • @emudeko
      @emudeko 4 года назад +21

      @ me too, I don't study in USA

    • @cowl6867
      @cowl6867 4 года назад +15

      You did it in only 2 years.

  • @Dollightful
    @Dollightful 4 года назад +254

    Awesome speech Conan

  • @aghost9614
    @aghost9614 4 года назад +162

    His backyard is where Robert Pattinson died in Harry Potter

  • @wwebb1
    @wwebb1 4 года назад +371

    Conan is the best late night talk show/host in my opinion...

    • @EG-uu3kr
      @EG-uu3kr 4 года назад +3

      Nobody asked

    • @Havanorange
      @Havanorange 4 года назад

      Wyatt Webb I agree. But in fairness to Jimmy, Seth and Jimmy, maybe just keep that to yourself.

    • @wwebb1
      @wwebb1 4 года назад +12

      Havanorange Nah see that’s the beauty of free speech I can say whatever I want when I want. Don’t like it? Nobody asked y’all to post

    • @prplmonkeysrule
      @prplmonkeysrule 4 года назад +3

      This was all over Reddit earlier. So true.

    • @Havanorange
      @Havanorange 4 года назад +2

      Wyatt Webb hahaha so true!

  • @SuperBC1975
    @SuperBC1975 4 года назад +248

    Conan: "Nice job nerds."
    I think this should be on the diplomas of all the grads of elite colleges like Harvard.

    • @darielgreen2824
      @darielgreen2824 4 года назад

      BE C Degrees

    • @SuperBC1975
      @SuperBC1975 4 года назад +7

      @@darielgreen2824 Nope, I meant diplomas.
      ""In the US, the word diploma usually refers to the actual document received at the end of high school, undergraduate studies, or graduate/professional school."

    • @bredrick.
      @bredrick. 4 года назад +5

      @@SuperBC1975 Degrees; of which there are a maximum of six, where the objective is relation to Kevin Bacon.

    • @DS-rt1ed
      @DS-rt1ed 4 года назад +4

      Only for those of us who went to MIT....not Haaaavahd. lol

    • @SuperBC1975
      @SuperBC1975 4 года назад +9

      @@DS-rt1ed LOL. My sister went to another elite school in the Boston area and referred to Harvard as "that community college in Cambridge."

  • @AnaCosta-sq7lo
    @AnaCosta-sq7lo 4 года назад +63

    This was the most sincere and heartwarming message I've heard someone older give to a younger generation.

  • @carolyneluna341
    @carolyneluna341 4 года назад +62

    Ok I'm in tears. I'm claiming this commencement speech for myself, and I graduated years ago nowhere near Harvard. Thank you, Conan. 😭❤️

    • @berhanecole872
      @berhanecole872 4 года назад +2

      Lololol but u graduated from somewhere far more prestigious fellow ignatian 🤣

    • @carolyneluna341
      @carolyneluna341 4 года назад +1

      Berhane Cole BERHANE!!! HI!!! You are so right! ❤️😂

  • @expertexcavatinginc
    @expertexcavatinginc 4 года назад +117

    His 2011 Dartmouth speech is legendary. What a time to be alive to be able to watch this man. Wholly and unequivocally awesome.

  • @YeeSoest
    @YeeSoest 4 года назад +68

    "I know that one day, one of you will stand where i stand...in my back yard...and I will have you arrested for trespassing"
    Good lord, what a legend

  • @UltimateBrofist13
    @UltimateBrofist13 4 года назад +37

    I genuinely love this man with all my heart. I’ve never had a father figure to look up to. I don’t care that you don’t know me, Conan. But you’re my dad. And I love you.

  • @pGar
    @pGar 4 года назад +32

    The fact that he had a Harvard banner under a university of Phoenix banner under a Harvard banner speaks volumes 😂😂

  • @kevin1234gg
    @kevin1234gg 4 года назад +346

    Conan's dog has hair that's as majestic as Conan's

  • @justinemarquez533
    @justinemarquez533 4 года назад +322

    Andy Bernard is punching the air right now at your Cornell bashing my good sir 😂

    • @giovannigiannelli2374
      @giovannigiannelli2374 4 года назад +5

      Ahahahah i was waiting for this comment

    • @Baaghbaan
      @Baaghbaan 4 года назад +7

      Nard Dog!!!!

    • @Andrew-eg7fy
      @Andrew-eg7fy 4 года назад +3

      Thought the exact same thing ahahaha

    • @ejlare
      @ejlare 4 года назад +1

      x4

    • @Alkatross
      @Alkatross 4 года назад +2

      I'll bet he punched through the wall when he heard that.

  • @rciesi1
    @rciesi1 4 года назад +206

    As a community college alum, I now feel like I can add online Harvard grad to my rezoomay 🙃

    • @funcats1999
      @funcats1999 4 года назад +14

      I studied higher french, but now i will always spell rezoomay

  • @hiderrsupbrah23
    @hiderrsupbrah23 4 года назад +102

    The blue Angels fly over, artillery fire and the ship shooting water in the first 45 seconds gave me a very clear picture of how the rest of this was going to go

  • @danielw2712
    @danielw2712 4 года назад +241

    "No one's touching that thing..." - the Cornell diploma joke had me rolling on the floor xDDD

    • @Renenko
      @Renenko 4 года назад +6

      I go to Cornell right now 😂😂

    • @danielw2712
      @danielw2712 4 года назад +10

      @@Renenko Well, best of luck to you then, my friend! This joke was made because of the two unis rivalry with each other, which only testifies to Cornel's greatness and importance as an institution! ;)

    • @Aryanval
      @Aryanval 4 года назад +1

      Renenko me too xD

    • @doctora3262
      @doctora3262 4 года назад +3

      @@danielw2712 Nice save

  • @ricardobjj24
    @ricardobjj24 4 года назад +168

    The World Needs More People Like Conan

  • @wreck-itralph938
    @wreck-itralph938 4 года назад +76

    Atleast everyone can say that they have seated at first row of their graduation

  • @protoville4251
    @protoville4251 4 года назад +213

    Even through the jokes and hilarious ending about having them arrested in his back yard, this is quite a tribute to a generation that has seen more than its share of problems.

    • @bedfordnhdonkey
      @bedfordnhdonkey 4 года назад +8

      No more so then the baby boomers. Who lived under the constant threat of nuclear annihilation, lived the through the tensions of the civil rights era, and were parents during 9/11

    • @TofuTeo
      @TofuTeo 3 года назад +5

      I can’t think of an era safer and more comfortable than ours though. Our ancestors have lived through much worse. 🥺

    • @cassandro9445
      @cassandro9445 3 года назад

      This is just the warm up, kiddo xDDD

  • @jenniejeon4105
    @jenniejeon4105 4 года назад +302

    the Cornell joke was priceless

    • @sampacker6547
      @sampacker6547 4 года назад +21

      My Cornell diploma was mailed to me and was stolen. That was 3 years ago.

    • @Bottomsupyours
      @Bottomsupyours 4 года назад +12

      @@sampacker6547 Did they think it was a Harvard diploma?

    • @johnree6106
      @johnree6106 4 года назад +24

      Stole a couple of Cornell diploma's because I ran out of TP

    • @FredQuijada
      @FredQuijada 4 года назад +1

      Go Big Red (just kidding)

    • @Renenko
      @Renenko 4 года назад +3

      Sam Packer I go to Cornell 😂

  • @prestonpope
    @prestonpope 4 года назад +367

    Sandal Conan is a force to be reckoned with

  • @angrykumu8147
    @angrykumu8147 3 года назад +36

    Conan in the beginning: "Reality can be whatever I want"

  • @dkiceman10
    @dkiceman10 4 года назад +85

    "I know that one day, years from now. One of you will stand where I stand. Here in my backyard and I will have you arrested for trespassing" - Conan2020
    I died 😂

  • @olgaordina
    @olgaordina 4 года назад +249

    Shaking hands is a class d felony lol

  • @XICO2KX
    @XICO2KX 4 года назад +104

    _"Here... in my backyard..._
    _And I'll arrest you for trespassing!"_
    😂😂😂

  • @giovannitv5620
    @giovannitv5620 4 года назад +81

    Conan: "And congratulations to the 2020 Harvard graduating class"
    *claps twice
    *silence
    Conan: "Yes"

  • @Yeehaw7686
    @Yeehaw7686 4 года назад +14

    As a graduate of Cornell University, I found Conan's punchline at 4:52 HILARIOUS :D

  • @jamesl9194
    @jamesl9194 4 года назад +118

    He insulted both Harvard and Phoenix at the same time 😂

  • @tannerbuschman1
    @tannerbuschman1 4 года назад +75

    I always like when Conan gets serious, he speaks with such good wisdom that it is a funny contrast to his normal act.

  • @jeffreyfletcher1780
    @jeffreyfletcher1780 4 года назад +133

    If you squint, Conan looks like an albino Quentin Tarantino.

  • @mrrd4444
    @mrrd4444 4 года назад +18

    Start of video: Crying from laughter
    End of video: Crying from crying

  • @ShaunRachel-ux
    @ShaunRachel-ux 4 года назад +199

    Conan is a legend.

  • @austingregory4565
    @austingregory4565 4 года назад +44

    This was hilarious but I was caught off guard when he got serious at the end... like I felt loved. Wow!🤯

  • @vexthegr8577
    @vexthegr8577 3 года назад +5

    11:45 "and I will have you arrested for trespassing" what a great way to end the speech

  • @Dira091998
    @Dira091998 4 года назад +30

    Why do I feel like a graduating harvard senior right now? Lol

  • @MyroslavaRm
    @MyroslavaRm 4 года назад +42

    His Dartmouth address remains the most amazing motivational speech I have ever seen (and keep coming back to whenever I'm feeling down), but seeing this commencement, as a 2020 grad, is incredibly, incredibly meaningful. I'm glad Harvard got him for this year, no one would've handled this better. Love ya Conan, thanks for getting us through this 💖

  • @amiriskandarazizi763
    @amiriskandarazizi763 4 года назад +165

    Look, Harvard is a great university, but to have Conan as an alumni, that's perfected it all

    • @Havanorange
      @Havanorange 4 года назад +3

      Amir Iskandar that's so true. Conan boosts their image.

    • @TheUrbanEpicure
      @TheUrbanEpicure 4 года назад +3

      *alumnus
      Proud London South Bank University graduate here. Also, know-er of words.

    • @OleanderProducing
      @OleanderProducing 4 года назад +1

      @@TheUrbanEpicure thank you, I was about to do the same, now, I simply had to like :D

  • @darthgon146
    @darthgon146 3 года назад +6

    Conan has given commencement address to Harvard graduates in 2000, Dartmouth graduates in 2011, and Harvard again in 2020. I conclude that in 2030 or so Conan will give a commencement speech again and I will live for it.

  • @LOLERXP
    @LOLERXP 4 года назад +398

    "banning hot dogs and donuts for promoting cis-gender identities"

  • @dflosounds
    @dflosounds 4 года назад +125

    I got all emotional towards the end as if I was in the graduating class, then I remembered that I graduated from college 8 years ago, and I went to the university of HARTFORD, not Harvard.

    • @elizrebezilmadommdo1662
      @elizrebezilmadommdo1662 4 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @jck1794
      @jck1794 4 года назад +7

      ayy UHart is still pretty darn good lol, especially if you were in the music program

    • @s0ulshad0w
      @s0ulshad0w 4 года назад +7

      I felt that too, and I haven't even graduated either. Lol

    • @dflosounds
      @dflosounds 4 года назад +3

      @@jck1794 hell yeah! I was in the acoustics and music program.

    • @ddebenedictis
      @ddebenedictis 4 года назад +3

      You will always be one-up on those University of Phoenix graduates

  • @jazztonish
    @jazztonish 4 года назад +42

    Till this day, I still watch his commencement speech for Dartmouth. He is such a great and witty speaker.

  • @1808Tessa
    @1808Tessa 4 года назад +23

    Yo those last 5 minutes hit deep

  • @HowtoSpeakAmerican
    @HowtoSpeakAmerican 4 года назад +19

    I'm not sure whether to be pissed as a Cornell grad or just start crying

  • @sll255
    @sll255 4 года назад +41

    At this point, why do other late night shows exist even. Conan is the only one who has made me laugh out loud in isolation

  • @LOLERXP
    @LOLERXP 4 года назад +189

    not gonna lie I wanna chill in Conan's back yard it looks nice

    • @landonmiles97
      @landonmiles97 4 года назад +5

      And he’s got cannons.

    • @WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU
      @WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU 4 года назад +2

      Imagine his neighbors watching him

    • @jovijestas662
      @jovijestas662 4 года назад

      RACISM ON CAMERA..BLACK BOY ATTACKED BY A DOG ... ruclips.net/video/FOsDZDLjAOw/видео.html

    • @tsfbaf303
      @tsfbaf303 4 года назад

      Landon Miles Not just cannons, also jets

  • @lalakuma9
    @lalakuma9 4 года назад +62

    I do think that comedians should receive honorary degrees for making times like these bearable.

  • @lordlabukdas
    @lordlabukdas 4 года назад +7

    The second half of the speech was absolutely great and inspiring.

  • @SuperBC1975
    @SuperBC1975 4 года назад +292

    Conan goes the casual route in the address to the Harvard class of 2020.

  • @rararita
    @rararita 4 года назад +432

    “Two miles south of Tufts!” - should be Harvard’s new tag line. Time to retire “Ve Ri Tas”

    •  4 года назад

      Rita--love that!!!

    • @playmaker.3596
      @playmaker.3596 4 года назад

      Ve Ri Tas Ium

  • @jamiestryker5898
    @jamiestryker5898 4 года назад +87

    Conan is so much better than all the other “late night” comedians, omg.

  • @kyledonahue33
    @kyledonahue33 4 года назад +5

    conan. can bring you to laughter and tears in one 10 minute speech. one of the greatest.

  • @urmomshaus
    @urmomshaus 4 года назад +275

    I thought he was wearing socks under his Birkenstock’s, then I realized that’s just his natural palor :/

  • @nakyumkim6409
    @nakyumkim6409 4 года назад +214

    His graduation speeches just get better and better, but it'd hard to top the dartmouth one

  • @pianobench6319
    @pianobench6319 4 года назад +9

    Hm... a few from Harvard may have heard this speech and graduated on the toilet! What a world we live in! Thank you Conan!

  • @jaehokim9266
    @jaehokim9266 4 года назад +3

    Brilliant writing! So much wit, humility, creativity...felt like i was on an emotional rollercoaster of joking and then super serious

  • @bob48219
    @bob48219 4 года назад +281

    Conan's dog, letting out a little involuntary, weary, sigh. lol

  • @ir0nN33dl34
    @ir0nN33dl34 4 года назад +168

    His deep voice moment should be a Wizard of Oz Easter egg in a game. The great and powerful Conando!

    • @mediamannaman
      @mediamannaman 4 года назад +1

      He also plagiarized The Wiz when he told them that he could not give them anything that they did not already have.
      Now we know where he gets his inspiration from.

    • @7vanave
      @7vanave 4 года назад

      And just like in the story, it’s actually all just a dream to wake up from.

    • @miraaaak
      @miraaaak 4 года назад

      good news - he's in the game death stranding !

  • @solidkingcobra
    @solidkingcobra 4 года назад +5

    Another masterful commencement speech from Conan
    Congrats Class of 2020.

  • @squatch545
    @squatch545 4 года назад +77

    I bet his address to the University of Phoenix grads would be even funnier.

  • @chefjeff1366
    @chefjeff1366 4 года назад +73

    Sounded like he was zipping up a tent

  • @omegalpha777
    @omegalpha777 4 года назад +70

    12:00 Dog: Hey, take it easy, don't love too much

    • @DarrinSmith2520
      @DarrinSmith2520 4 года назад

      Lol - I was thinking the same thing. Pretty sad that Conan has to drag him back...

  • @pj101
    @pj101 4 года назад +11

    Every university speach of conans is amazing and I m not an American

  • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
    @JohnSmith-ox3gy 3 года назад +17

    Plot twist: Conan just zoombombed the online graduation.

  • @sol.f
    @sol.f 4 года назад +187

    If I watched the whole thing can I also say I was a Harvard student?

    • @nikkitynakkity3418
      @nikkitynakkity3418 4 года назад +13

      I’ll allow it

    • @jacobr5627
      @jacobr5627 4 года назад +2

      Or you could take one of their online courses and buy a certificate for less than a fee of a few hundred dollars.

  • @josueorfao7680
    @josueorfao7680 4 года назад +28

    That croud mute LMAO

  • @MilgrineGenio
    @MilgrineGenio 3 года назад +5

    Wow, when he's serious, he's effin legit, a real Harvard grad.

  • @ninsyoung3985
    @ninsyoung3985 3 года назад +1

    This was actually so well-spoken and incredibly inspiring 💕