I'm convinced Kurtis has perfect pitch but doesn't know it. All the times he's broken out into song in his videos and streams and added the backing track after, he's been perfectly in key
kurtis is complaining about how batman isn’t in minecraft when the joker already is. if you recall, “it’s not just a joker-like character it’s just _the_ joker.” “ahahahahaha” *”batman.”* rip the baddie smp 🙏🙏
I'm so obsessed with this series. I came back to minecraft in a similar fashion to Kurtis - hadn't played in years and started after the caving update and was SHOOK by all the new things. Watching him experience geodes and pandas and lush caves and all the other new things Minecraft has to offer has been so funny, and I feel l'm reliving the experience! The editing is genius, and I love every minute of this series.
i remember when i was trying to broadcast this stream to the living room tv i accidentally sent it to my parents' room and my mom said she thought kurtis was god coming to take her to heaven
Kurtis, just so you know, poison can't kill you. It takes you down to half a heart, which makes it easier for other things to kill you, but it can't do it on its own.
Kurt u know when ur having one of those days where it seems the little man can never win? Welp that’s me rn but your video helped me take my mind off of the biggest Ls I’ve taken this week (it’s only Tuesday) thank u bro
I mean… the people who tell you that diamond is found at a certain level aren’t trying to trick you, that’s LITERALLY how the game was coded by the devs ON PURPOSE, you are indeed supposed to look at certain levels for the highest chance of diamonds. Nobody said they COULDNT be found at level 2, but they’re pretty rare at that level, so Kurtis got super duper insanely lucky when he found it there
'Cause Curdis my boyfriend Curdis is a god Curdis is the breeze in my hair on the weekend Curdis is a relaxing thought Aren't you envious that for you it's not? Sweet like honey, Curdis is a cat Purring in my lap 'cause it loves me Flexing like a goddamn acrobat Me and Curdis vibe like that
i always look forward to the guy in the comments who says “kurtis you are SLAYING right now” it makes my day
it’s nightbot :) it does that when someone says slay
hi my name is mia too and i always spell it like that online
its a bot but yes its so cool!
yo momma
If kurtis ever comes across a baby zombie and spider at the same time I’ll start crying
Kurtis' fear when the zombie broke down the door is like the yo mama incident all over again
Wow I knew Kurtis was a magician but making the top of his head disappear….colour me impressed😂😮
bowie pfp
Camo A24 hat was definitely made for the worst type of man in existence, good thing it made it’s way to the best
a great way to describe it
i NEED to know where its from i want it so bad
I’m begging to know where the hat is from
Isn’t A24 that company that makes woke movies
@@badpiggies4926 how in the world did u get to kurtis when u say woke
I can't tell u how happy I am you're keeping this series going, thanks for making today better sir mayor
I'm convinced Kurtis has perfect pitch but doesn't know it. All the times he's broken out into song in his videos and streams and added the backing track after, he's been perfectly in key
the way they edited out kurtis' billion failed attempts at a 360 kill on that skeleton 💀
kurtis is complaining about how batman isn’t in minecraft when the joker already is.
if you recall, “it’s not just a joker-like character it’s just _the_ joker.”
“ahahahahaha”
*”batman.”*
rip the baddie smp 🙏🙏
i watched that episode last night💀 seeing kurtis doing a hardcore world is stressing me out knowing how little and bad he used to be
Kurtis refusing to believe that his mic is quiet every stream will forever make my day
BABE WAKE UP NEW KURTIS MINECRAFT HARDCORE VIDEO
I find it so funny when Kurtis brings up jesus cus like, yes he was a carpenter, but the commandments were not his doing
Kurtis, if you dig around under and around the one diamond you may find more.. it's definitely helped me find more diamonds
Boosting this! Ores now spawn in veins so it's important to mine around them for sure
Idk why, but the spinning zombie at 10:42 is the best thing I've ever seen in Minecraft. They look so happy, like they're dancing!
i love kurtis taking no sass from chat and just sassing them right back
I love it when kurtis chuckles at his own jokes and then doubles down on them. Truly top teir
I'm so obsessed with this series. I came back to minecraft in a similar fashion to Kurtis - hadn't played in years and started after the caving update and was SHOOK by all the new things. Watching him experience geodes and pandas and lush caves and all the other new things Minecraft has to offer has been so funny, and I feel l'm reliving the experience! The editing is genius, and I love every minute of this series.
the cush caves are pretty cool! revisiting for me has also been fun
i dont think any minecraft video u make can ever be boring lmao
I’m so happy you’re still playing mc Kurt
SAME i miss it sm
I read that as McKurt like it was the name of a mcdonalds meal
Every time Kurtis doesnt mine all adjacent blocks around a diamond, an angel dies.
i remember when i was trying to broadcast this stream to the living room tv i accidentally sent it to my parents' room and my mom said she thought kurtis was god coming to take her to heaven
he did say he was this generation's jesus
Just a tip for when you’re underwater, if you go up against a wall and spam torches your breath will regenerate :)
Oh heck ya!
Kurtis, just so you know, poison can't kill you. It takes you down to half a heart, which makes it easier for other things to kill you, but it can't do it on its own.
who up romanticizing their kurtis pogger
why is no one talking about the fact that he was fishing for like 5 seconds and got A SADDLE?????
"Turn that off because it said bad words :(" - My nephew
TURN IT OFF
kurtis is truly becoming a proud country boy
i love that every stream just starts with him arguing with us
Curtis giving nascar realness
Logen is slaying
No YOU’RE slaying Nea😙
i think Eren is slaying😏
i was about to take my first bite or spaghetti right when kurtis said “who else feels like romanticizing spaghetti tonight” he’s always watching.
loving all the new variations of "yo mama *curses you *", it gets me every time lmao
At 4:21 I guess you could say he was offishally bored
you’re the funniest person ever
can't believe he almost drowned as ted nivison asked who he even was in chat
Great heavens
Terrible hell
I’m so glad kurtis is still playing and posting Minecraft. Please never stop
11:55 LMAO Ted Nivison in chat
cliffhanger? I hardly know her
kurtis is looking like a real texan rn
If you can get feather falling 4 on your boots, please do!! It might save you in the dragon fight if you get hit and fall.
And if you get fortune 3 on a pickaxe then you'll get more diamonds, if you need to mine any more
this video title had me stressing the entire video
minecraft hack for kurtis: for 4 block trees, you can chop them like a stair case and climb up so you don’t need to stack up when it gets too tall
kurtis you are just a hoot and a half
hELP kurt your "kill the batman" bit has been my vocal stim for the past 2 weeks
Criminally early, but I’m okay with being put in Kurtistown Prison
5:51 slaughtered me, his face
Great work kermit
Kurt u know when ur having one of those days where it seems the little man can never win? Welp that’s me rn but your video helped me take my mind off of the biggest Ls I’ve taken this week (it’s only Tuesday) thank u bro
Rewatching this, it’s so 😼🔥🤩🥶😛🤓🤪😤😰🙏😍🫦
I mean… the people who tell you that diamond is found at a certain level aren’t trying to trick you, that’s LITERALLY how the game was coded by the devs ON PURPOSE, you are indeed supposed to look at certain levels for the highest chance of diamonds. Nobody said they COULDNT be found at level 2, but they’re pretty rare at that level, so Kurtis got super duper insanely lucky when he found it there
Yessssm glad Kurtis has picked up Minecraft again.
I like how when his fighting epic music kicks in. Truly imersive
The Kurt Conner x Kurt cobain crossover was wild
Kurtis cobain ftw
architectural genius
6:16 - 6:26 Kurtis says dude 5 times 😭
11:55 Ted in chat “Who the hell is this guy!!!!”
kurtis is one of the few youtuber who can atually lmake me laugh out loud. His videos honestly makes my day
living my minecraft dreams thru u till i can get a PC 😌
your burp sounded like a creeper lol
i desperatly want him to run into the warden
Omg I watched that stream from beginning to end! I loved it!
the zombie banging on the door was so terrifying i've never seen them do that i was so scared
hahaha great editing. also the zombie breaking in had me rolling hahah
Kurtis’s mc videos are my weekly dose of serotonin
5:48 i had to rewind a few times thats golden
This guy could definitely defeat the ender dragon in his next stream
I watched this live, i have never felt so anxious in my life
doing my homework last minute to kurtis screaming and crying at minecraft
omg ted nivison in his chat
0:37 THAT WAS MEEE
The Zazziest of the Zas
ily you're one of the few youtubers who make me laugh out loudddd. keep slaying
Kurtis saying "the 11th commandment from jesus" absolutely killed me. Moses actually wrote them 👍 fun fact bud
some would say he was ofFISHially bored
4:19 i’m so confused on how kurtis didn’t say “i’m oFISHally bored”… isn’t he supposed to be a comedian 😔
can’t believe you didn’t make the joke “o-fish-ially bored”! 4:20
the funniest thing is when he turned up his volume or whatever in stream he actually got louder
I love that he doesn’t give a fuck about what his chat says.
Nobody:
Levar Burton: 1:27
Early bird catches the worm
bro uploaded on my birthday im CRYING yee yee kurtis
happy birthday!
happy birthday! :)
mayor kurty with the hollow knight music, let's go
Cliffhanger I hardly know her
The added music is top notch
Zombie heard new AJR he just wanted to dance with kurtis
The tiktok Hooray! :D sound is so funny fkagjdggd
lmao teds chat while kurtis was drowning
3:03 DID HE JUST ….
Someone else noticed lmaoo
i kept thinking his burping was a zombie💀
when he said “oh there’s a chest dude.. (hooray!) bOOks 😮” i started fucking cackling what the hell
i saw this at 14 seconds omfg HI KURT I LOVE UR VIDEOS AND I ALSO LIVE IN TORONTO
kurtis saying dude reminds me of the start of the song my band
take a shot everytime he says dude
5:56 I cried
And he’s back🫢‼️
'Cause Curdis my boyfriend
Curdis is a god
Curdis is the breeze in my hair on the weekend
Curdis is a relaxing thought
Aren't you envious that for you it's not?
Sweet like honey, Curdis is a cat
Purring in my lap 'cause it loves me
Flexing like a goddamn acrobat
Me and Curdis vibe like that
LET'S GOOO
Kurtis should bring back the baddie smp
Nobody else noticed the diamond next to the very first lava pool at 7:12 ? He would have seen it if he went down😔 it was on the right
my favorite republican ❤️