Oney Plays Polar Express (Complete Series)
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It's my tradition to watch this video every December, the sequence on top of the train never fails to crack me up.
@The Gravy Train Merry Christmas to you too!
Christmas isn't complete without the sound of a child's body being crushed and crumpled
Mushmouth look out!
"Lalalala OEOUUGHHHHH"
Coming soon!
12:00 hearing Julian's laugh build up after processing Chris's response always gets me
“I’m gonna call this one Julian!”
“Merry Chris!”
“Ding-Dong! Ding-Dong!”
Now that’s true poetry.
An oddly adorable line
Yr funny
"JvumnnG"
Ding dong has diabetes
1:01:51 Julian’s laugh after “There he is, Father Christmas!” Gets me every single time
Relatable
“ *I love you little boy* “
Noooo!! There's more!!
Jackson Crim lol he sounded like he was in genuine agony
@@alucarda4357 I want this game to end!!
Julian's laugh after "It's Woody Allen!" fucking slays me every time. 11:55
The ferg-face before and that too for me
"CUZ HE'S BLAC-'
Amen
@@CoffieRaptorStudios brother
You mean it.... SLEIGHS you
ha
hah
The comedic gravy train from when Chris glitches off the hamper with the puppet in it until they meet Woody Allen is one of the funniest stretches of any let's play ever
Ding Dong realized what he said literally the second he said it, but by then it was already too late.
Ding Dong heartily laughing is one of the few things in this world that brings me real joy
idc.
@@Kirodev Literally the single most useless reply in ALL of youtube history. You added nothing to the comment. You took nothing. Your comment is 100% nothing.
@@jonathanarbuckle3424 idc.
@@Kirodev Epic
Jonathan Arbuckle idc.
58:11 always gets me, no matter how many times i come back to this video. just the image of this tiny girl fucking t-posing through the air is enough to send me to tears jesus christ
And going “WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
I mean Jesus also T-Posed.
Here for my yearly tradition of watching this before Christmas lmao
23:47 Im laughing way too hard at the kid hitting things and the metallic sounds. My head hurts, I've laughed so much
Honey You Mean, 23:52?
i thought that Popup thing said 'Congratulations! You found part of a boy!' and honestly i can't get over it
Have (part of) a boy!
*eat the boy*
If you all the pieces it says "Have a Boy! "
you and son eat wife
The very matter-of-fact “I could fit you all inside my body!” at 33:43 is criminally under-appreciated
"...okay."
True
11:59 the laugh that follows “it’s woody allen” always gets me
I remember someone saying that Chris laughs like Elmo and I can’t unhear it
Why did you do this to me?!
I CAN'T UNHEAR IT!!!
To me at some times his laugh sounds like Ross's laugh
Oh no what did you do...
It has begun.
Sometimes he sound like a foonee munke
"do you dnow how to dwive a twain?"
"I-I fink so!"
*tilts entire train car to a side*
5
@@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
4
@@cresoma 3
@KadeM8 2
@@roasdrubale9137 1
I wanna organise an entire reanimate collab based on this compilation.
Too long
@@itspice8737 two words:
Shrek retold
Crismo better yet, Shrek 2 Retold
Do it! I'm sure everyone would enjoy it!
Do it based on the best of
"The snow falls, the wind calls,
Santa screams across the hills and then he falls"
Put the present under the tree everybody's going to squee
Everyone run inside and sing along
Toni-CHRISTMAS! Welcome home!
LeeLo daddy brought home a... toblerone
Mommy cooks it inside the heat, and then we eat our sweets.
54:12 is the best edit of all time
The first time I saw it I thought it was part of the game! 😂
@@inkgamer6891 same
"laugh so the people can hear it! Don't try to friking hide it!" That has to be my favorite part lmao
This play through was a masterpiece and a godsend to humanity
Holy fuck I just watched it. I can't believe I ignored this. This is like one of their best series in this channel.
Charlie1234500 Dude it’s so good, my mom sat down and watched the whole thing with me two summers ago. One of my favorite memories. I watch this series so much.
DingDongs laugh makes me so happy, its so precious i love it
🥶
1:01:00 has to be the most brutal punishment I’ve seen for a single misstep
What about Mario Kart, where you finish dead last for the egregious misstep of being in first place?
Polar Express with Bennett Foddy
I love the part in the game when the leeches attack the train killing everyone on board.
Destroyahweapon just so we are on the same stage, your talking about resident evil 0
Tom Hanks had such good hair in that scene lmao
For some reason, I was thinking more like the creatures from PM:TTYD
@@bjnovak1 What?
@@jackgebhardt2932 Paper Mario thousand year door, there's a part in the game where you're on a train and the passengers go missing
23:41 he was misbehaving so they put him on the roof LOL!!!
It became a tradition for me to watch this every year..
Not only on christmas but also around the year because its so good.😊
That it is my child
This is a Christmas classic worth watching every year.
58:10 WEEEEEEEEEEEEE
this is the humor equivalent of making stupid noises and dumb faces and it's the most hilarious thing ever to me
2:53 "If we go in there together, it won't be so scary."
Face hanging from the ceiling: *_A H_*
I just want to imagine the conductor looking back in absolute horror as he sees the little boy getting pummeled by railroad fixtures.
also merry christmas everyone
UNCLE AUSCHWITZ
Crossing the line twice.
Its that time of year to break out the ol Oneyplays polar express dvd!
Back for my yearly watch.
Man who knew a game could be so… polarizing
It's a personal tradition to watch this every Christmas Eve
The fact that they all say their names at the beginning without even realising it is so good! "I'm gonna name this Julian - aw meeeerry Chris - dingdong dingdong"
Well, this will give me something to watch while I hide in the toilet from my family at Christmas
You too?
Same
We all have poos
I play this out loud on my speakers, so my visiting family can have the funni and lol too :)
Joseph Murphy in or on the toilet? Because now I imagine you trying to climb into the toilet
11:57 joolian's laugh are just joy
*WHO IN THE BLAZES APPLIED THAT EMERGENCY BRAKE?!*
(Points at protagonist boi) *HE DID IT*
@@gaprisun9465 *YOU*
@@hobojoey3195 *In case you didn't know, that cord is for E M E R G E N C Y P E R P O U S E S only!!!*
No way this series was only an hour in total.
10 videos?
@@jayfolk there were 6
*Never heard of a round trip ticket to Auschwitz before.*
Of you empty your pockets of sheckles you can climb out the chimney
Its called the soviet express
It’s called Soviet liberation
@@SeanEncarnado more like under new management
I was literally like "what's Auschwitz?" the first time I heard Chris say that because I momentarily forgot what that was...
Full filling the yearly tradition of rewatching this classic series every time Christmas comes, this is the 5th consecutive year now 🙏
Highlight Reel
0:00 Never ceases to be funny
0:45 Uncle Auschwitz
1:44 I hope so
2:05 This is scary
2:40 Not so scary
4:00 The Polar Express is stupid
4:20 How you handle a ball
5:55 Do it now
6:05 Press B to throw
6:53 Aiming Down
7:22 Ow Ow
7:59 Just aiming up
8:42 Puppiks
9:10 Silencing the POC
9:50 Dear God
10:05 Over Here! No!
10:48 Scrooge Dies
11:35 Ferg-Face
11:56 It’s Woody Allen
13:35 Mario
14:19 Just hop off the train
14:54 Asian/Italian Kitchen
16:38 Sounds Easy
17:12 Stupid Idiot
18:10 Papa
18:20 Last Words
18:32 Neo
18:53 Uncle Chefington
19:15 Too Small
19:59 Warp Pipe
20:41 Two chances
21:00 Getcha sword!
21:07 Chris would never
21:18 Trapdoor
21:42 Bonker
22:06 Nononono!
22:49 He took it
23:07 Seizure Warning
23:40 He was misbehaving
23:47 - 24:39
Brain Scrambling
24:40 You’re not Rudy
25:05 Trying his hardest
25:21 wait what
25:43 Scary Skiing Pedo Hobo
26:05 Apparently not
26:14 Just seeing it
26:45 - 27:04
Chris did go skiing
27:05 We got Hurt!
27:23 We live up here now
27:47 Too constipated
28:10 Snowboard footage
28:20 Doing it all over
28:41 Mel Gibson
30:00 Interrupting a discussion
30:42 - 31:09
The Kid’s Name
31:10 Long peek
31:35 You did it
31:51 JUMP
32:00 What’s Next?!
32:20 You there
32:51 Hard Puzzle
33:44 I could fit you all inside
33:51 Overwrite successful
34:00 Jim Hanks
34:08 ^v
35:00 One matter outstanding
35:06 Video Delay(guess who?!)
35:39 Trapdoor again
36:00 Bottom of Hell
36:20 Caramel Goddess
36:23 come on babee
36:40 Wheee!
36:44 Can’t move
37:07 We live here now pt.2
38:11 Heartwarming Music
39:22 Levitation
39:40 Trap her forever
40:08 I Love You
40:17 Watch Out!
40:26 Toy Moice
40:39 Only A Test
40:54 RAT-scallion
41:07 yes.
41:13 Cooking With Gas
41:22 - 43:18
Scrooge fight pt.2
43:19 Brown Bricks
43:53 - 46:16
Not very refreshing
46:17 Quick Quack
46:30 Everyone’s Dead
46:35 - 48:18
San FrancisOh-NO
48:19 Remember the Time?
48:25 - 49:38
Boring(?) Segment
49:39 All of them are dead
49:49 - 50:00
Chris can’t hear the cues
50:00 Ready Rudy
50:45 - 51:56
Textureless Tubes
51:57 - 52:36
Motion Sickness Warning
52:37 Zoning Out
52:48 - 52:36
Once More
53:37 Conveyor belt
53:52 Rhymin’
54:13 Funny Falling
54:17 don’t die on the slide
54:39 Pull the funny lever
54:55 R.I.P. legs
55:05 Going in The Hole
55:52 getting KIDnapped.?.??…
56:30 Julian was wrong
56:36 Too Funny
56:46 Help!!!
57:22 Too Too Funny
57:46 Stuck in the Pole
57:52 There He Is! (Who is he?)
58:10 T-Pose
58:18 Gonna Squee
58:45 Hell
58:52 This whole level is Hell
59:10 R.I.P. legs pt.2
59:26 Proud Family
59:45 R.I.P. legs pt.3
1:00:18 Cloister
1:00:25 The game is still scary
1:00:54 Near Ragequit
1:01:43 Father Christmas
1:02:00 There’s still more
1:02:34 We all heard
1:02:55 You’re bruising a big bloody testicle Chris.
1:03:13 You WERE there
1:03:46 Now THIS is podracing
1:03:55 No Ending
1:04:06 Too much mileage out of rhyming
5:01 Julian knows something...
5:55 every time... every god damned time XD
Chris' laughter gives me so much joy
I liked the part of the game when Santa’s prolapse was hanging out of the hole in the bottom of his sled and birds kept pecking at it
Get away birds! You flying rodents!
And after watching this about three times, I finally noticed that Chris' golden ticket says "Ape"
Merry Christmas time to watch this again
"We gotta catch the train Dad!"
"Don't worry son, I know an out of bounds strat!"
Still waiting for The Criterion Collection to release this playthrough on Blu-Ray
imo this one's up there with Friday the 13th and GTA as one of the definitive OneyPlays series. It never fails to make me laugh.
I like to think that Chris, Julian, and Ding Dong went insane after finishing the game when they started improving a Christmas song.
Merry Oney Sleighs, ye rewatchers
"They're going to Auschwitz." Has be one of my favorite lines from chris
Polar express? More like Polar Oppress the minorities, gamers are forever.
Caramel children don't need life
what if minority gamer THEN WHAT???
@@Flash020201 honorary gamer status
@@Flash020201 you join forces to rise up against the non gamers
Gotta oppress fast
Happy Holidays everyone, nice to see everyone coming back to this gem :)
Honestly, this is one of my favorite playthroughs on OneyPlays
I wish I could watch this for the first time again
The editor's sound effects on this channel slay me
It's that time of the year once again to watch this every single day of December!
Tis the season to re-watch this classic complete series
Still my favorite series on the channel.
MooseyFate
Mine too. I’ve watched this probably 6 times over the months/years.
A yuletide tradition
Don't know how many times I've watched this but the hot chocolate part kills me every time
The uncle chefington part is probably the most I've ever laughed at oney plays 😂
This series literally got me through a major depression.
Keep on keepin on
OH BOY! RERUNS FOR CHRISTMAS!
like a christmas story or its a wonderful life or die hard or Rudolph or grandma got run over by a reindeer or the grinch or the nightmare before christmas or the polar express
@@jayfolk that's the joke
This is the most I’ve heard Ding Dong laugh and I am living for it
IT'S KWISMAS
I said it 2 times IT'S KWISMAS
They said shut up! I said MERRY KWISMAS!
sweet sleepycabin zack quote 🎄🎄🎄
Squmpus oh my god please tell me what episode that quote’s from I’ve been trying to find it
@@squeenyboy3312 Sleepycast episode 12
Julian Wheezer thank you my child
I love how Julian dying of laughter at the end with the singing just like the Halloween Monster Mash song
0:45 where the train's heading to
11:38 ferguson
43:24 brown bricks
58:32 sqwee or xd?
I love ding dong laughing. Its a joyous noise
58:35 I remember when Chris asked Julian that on the wild woody playthrough
This series has become a holiday tradition for me!
I play this with my sister every Christmas Eve. It has become tradition.
Watching this while pretending to love my relatives I haven't seen since I was 5
this is legit one of the funniest series i laughed so hard my stomach started to hurt
I missed the oney sleighs intro
once a year
This entire video basically had me wheezing, but 53:48 made me pee a little as well as wheeze
I couldn’t stop myself from laughing
This is probably the most Ding Dong has ever laughed
🅱️rown girl on my 🅱️rown train
On the N🅾️rth P🅾️le
I love oneyplays soo much I listen to it to sleep
Wow, 4 years later, i'm just noticing the ticket on the thumbnail says "APE"
You know this is a good playthrough when I am already laughing less than a minute in
This game is better then the day before and gollum together
I watch this every Christmas now
43:23 there it is, gets me every time.
Easily the best playthrough of any game online.
there is something so surreal about watching this on christmas eve instead of sleeping
I think this is the best OneyPlays series. No other series has made me laugh every time without fail.
Imagine being the author of The Polar Express book and seeing this game.
Father Christmas: behbuhlehbuleh
boy: beh
boy: waahhh
the end
Ding dong: That's it?
I watch this series at least 3 times every December. It is my favorite Christmas Oneyplays. 🎄
This has probably been done before but here's lyrics for the end song:
The snow falls, the wind calls
Santa screams across the hill and then he falls
Puts a present under the tree
Everybody's going to squee
Everybody run inside and sing along
(Tonight)
Christmas! Welcome home
Daddy brought home something warm
(A Toblerone!)
Daddy brought home a Toblerone
Mommy cooks it inside the heat
And then we eat our sweets
That's a stocking above the fire
Santa walks in with his pyre
He walks on a telephone wire
And kicks us across the floor
Daddy sleep so loud he snore
Crystal eyes is in his wars
My favorite fetish has to be vore
Merry Christmas every whore
39:45 Julian predicted cyberpunk
36:42 no reaction for that hit???lol
You mean 36:43
@@stonks_memer9899 you mean 36:43
@@anthonysalo7791 you mean 36:43
@@menialbee no I think I meant 36:43
Those fucking loud sound effects get me every year.
HERPLESTIMERS
HERPLESTIMERS
my favorite series from the boys. love ya. merry christmas, christ, juul, and donger!
This is a holiday tradition for me
0:46 *You know what kind of train this is?*