British Family React! 6 Most Disturbing Forest Encounters Caught on Camera!

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  • Опубликовано: 5 ноя 2024

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  • @Gashouse69
    @Gashouse69 Год назад +30

    I'm an introvert who has spent years camping alone in secluded locations in the forest. However, I always have protection with me. I won't camp or hike alone without it. Self defense from bears, pigs and other wild animals along with any human encounters is a must when you don't have numbers.

    • @fluffylittlebear
      @fluffylittlebear Год назад +2

      Bears are the only thing I worry about in the woods. You at least have a chance against anything else. The only way to live through a bear attack is play dead and hope it's merciful. Even shooting the bear isn't a guarantee. People have emptied an entire magazine into a bear and still been mauled to death before the bear died.

    • @IAMHIM15
      @IAMHIM15 Год назад +2

      I've been dispersed camping/boondocking and Rving for years The safest place from crime is out in the wilderness. Faaar less people which makes it waaay safer than the city or even suburbs. Bears, rattlesnakes, mountain lions have been the worse things I've encountered. Noise while hiking usually prevents encounter.

    • @laziojohnny79
      @laziojohnny79 Год назад +2

      @@fluffylittlebear Depends on what kind of bear and what gun or caliber, not a single bear, not even a Grizzly, Kodiak or Polarbear can withstand a .44 or a 30-60 Springfield, let alone a complete mag of .44's .

    • @fluffylittlebear
      @fluffylittlebear Год назад

      @@laziojohnny79 From a pistol, it's possible a bear could survive 6 shots from a 44. It depends on the ammo type and load. I wouldn't put my faith in a .44 snubnose, for sure.
      But yeah, obviously a 30-06 will do the job. I have a 30-30 that is even better. It isn't really practical to carry a rifle around while hiking though. And if you're carrying a bolt-action, you only get one shot, and if the bear is charging at me, I don't like those odds!

  • @stocks1000
    @stocks1000 Год назад +22

    The laughing in the woods just sounds like coyotes to me. We hear them every night in the summer.

    • @IAMHIM15
      @IAMHIM15 Год назад +2

      Yes I think your right. I live next to a riverbed/flood channel which is next to a mountain where late evening and into the night coyotes gather to drink water and hunt the wild rabbits. When there are many they sound like crying or laughing children. I found this out one night as a teen walking home alone. Wasn't fun.😂

    • @pabloes.4945
      @pabloes.4945 Год назад

      And some birds sounds like if they are laughing too

  • @japcar84
    @japcar84 Год назад +8

    Thanks for releasing this at 7:00 PM (US Central Time) on Halloween night. Perfect timing!

  • @andirandolph8830
    @andirandolph8830 Год назад +15

    You’re right, Daz, you did see the cougar video with the other Office Blokes in a compilation. Mom was just escorting the threat away from her cubs, and he was smart to not turn his back nor try to run, she would’ve killed him.

    • @fluffylittlebear
      @fluffylittlebear Год назад +1

      I think backing up might have been a mistake too. He's acting afraid, which just triggers the cougar's predator instincts. Which is why it ran as soon as he threw a rock at it.

  • @Seeker6192
    @Seeker6192 Год назад +15

    More of this type of content please.. I love scary stories at night!

  • @jacenjustice
    @jacenjustice Год назад +6

    Imagine being in a whole vehicle, and wondering how you're going to get away from the guy on foot. 🤦🏿

  • @jamesmiller3548
    @jamesmiller3548 Год назад +9

    Lots of people do this. Some people live in their vehicles and travel the country. There are vast places out west, and many people like to drive into a wilderness and camp with their vehicle.

  • @dupaski
    @dupaski Год назад +5

    8:22 Sounds a lot like a giant red-headed woodpecker. Racoons can make a laughing sound as well.

  • @mymymy9452
    @mymymy9452 Год назад +5

    *Going into the woods without at least bear spray / pepper spray which is legal to have without a license in every state, is your problem.*

  • @MatthewLikesToRead
    @MatthewLikesToRead Год назад +3

    The last one was from the the tower. I work at a TV station and our tower makes that exact sound. Even if it's not windy close to the ground. You can still get winds above ground. Especially how tall the towers are. It doesn't happen with every windy day. But coming from the right direction and angle it'll make that sound.

  • @raamjames1
    @raamjames1 Год назад +1

    The laughing noise is Bigfoot getting his feet tickled.

  • @Cruz2917
    @Cruz2917 Год назад +2

    I have heard a Coyote sound like a woman screaming in severe pain when camping. Someone called the park rangers about it and they told him it's just one of the local coyotes they get a call about it every once in awhile

  • @reelingminnesota2855
    @reelingminnesota2855 Год назад +3

    The third one is a pissed off fox. I've had them start doing that at me in the pitch black of night while coming back from fishing or mushroom hunting. They will make the hair stand up on your neck at first even when you know what is making that sound.

  • @ESUSAMEX
    @ESUSAMEX Год назад +34

    The first story is yet another reason to carry a gun while camping.

    • @rmk2336
      @rmk2336 Год назад +11

      So is the one with the guy and the cougar, the guy with the bear and the woman sleeping in her van.

    • @firefighterchick
      @firefighterchick Год назад +4

      Agreed

    • @e-reptiledysfunction2243
      @e-reptiledysfunction2243 Год назад +5

      I wouldn't even go camping without 1, especially by myself and especially if I was a woman

    • @IAMHIM15
      @IAMHIM15 Год назад +1

      They didn't do anything other than knock. 😅If the person or persons really wanted to commit a crime they would have broken in. hahaha The dude either made it up or he was trespassing on private property. Maybe even just a prank. The safest place from crime is the wilderness. haha Put the weapon away. 😆🤦‍♂

    • @IAMHIM15
      @IAMHIM15 Год назад

      @@rmk2336 Someone here says the first one was fake. The girl in the van one seems fake too. Why didn't she leave if she felt unsafe? I've seen other solo female van lifers in the same situation but at a walmart and Crackle barrel and they left right away. The thing is, sht090ing someone just cuz they knocked would not hold up in court. lol I've dispersed camped in my RV and I always have the van pointing towards the road with windows covered. In the event of this happening, I would just leave. Never happened to me tho except at a campground and the dude went to the wrong van. He apologized the next afternoon. lol

  • @Mt2pserverGplays
    @Mt2pserverGplays Год назад +1

    1 was most likely someone who wants to steal something out of the car or even the car . 2. was most likely a mother that wanted him as far as possible away from the kids 3. yes a bird or something like that, animals make the weirdest sounds and sometimes the cutest animals make the most terrifying sounds :D 4. could be something really dark or just someone who wants direction or something. 5. everything done right (for a black bear, he should act diffrent with a brown bear and with a white one just call the people you love and say good bye) 6. no idea

  • @Mello-oq4de
    @Mello-oq4de Год назад +1

    Really enjoyed this one! Halloween here,saw two Among Us characters, very cute. Also xTRex😊

  • @IrishInvasion
    @IrishInvasion Год назад +5

    Sleeping in your truck is 100 times safer than a tent. And be armed with something when you go into the woods, i always carry a hip knife(large) a pocket knife, and a machette, coupled with a hachet, in my bag.. Even a walking stick can save you

    • @japcar84
      @japcar84 Год назад +4

      Yeah, if the guy in the first story and the lady in the other story had been sleeping inside of tents instead of inside his truck and her van, their stories might have had different endings.

    • @IAMHIM15
      @IAMHIM15 Год назад

      @@japcar84 They just knocked calm down. No crime committed. lol Someone here says the first one was fake and it was his buddy who was outside. The one with the girl in the van seemed sus too. Why did she not leave? I've seen other solo female van lifers who've had similar encounters but in the city at a Walmart and Crackle barrel They left right away. Seems sus to me. lol

    • @japcar84
      @japcar84 Год назад +1

      @IAMHIM15 Ok. I'll TRY to calm down, but I don't know if that is possible. Because, you know, I was super-super amped up. I mean, anyone looking at my comment can clearly see just how worked up I was.

    • @IAMHIM15
      @IAMHIM15 Год назад

      @@japcar84 I accept ur apology. 😉

    • @user-wr9ej6xe4j
      @user-wr9ej6xe4j Год назад

      @@IAMHIM15 Why are you trolling people about wanting to have a gun for protection sleeping in the woods? Its not like you have to actually shoot someone. You can SHOW IT, or shoot it in the air if need to get someone to fuck off and get away from you if needed. I dont even own a gun but theres nothing wrong with having protection in a situation like that. Stop saying it isnt illegal to knock on someones car door at 4 am because youre purposefully avoiding the point that someone could be in serious danger in those scenarios

  • @cinemacodey
    @cinemacodey Год назад +4

    I had a similar experience to the first guy. Me and my bf when we were young you know went parking in the middle of nowhere in the woods at night. My bf had a big white van that looked like a serial killer van and we had a blow up mattress in the back. We heard what sounded like a person or animal rubbing along the outside of the van. I was terrified and so was my bf although he tried to act tough. My best guess is it was a deer or a cow or something bc it was tall. We were in the middle of nowhere and we saw no lights and heard no car come up but it was the same sort of situation as that guy.

    • @fluffylittlebear
      @fluffylittlebear Год назад +3

      I was camping with my cousin as a kid, we were alone in the woods probably 2 miles from my house. We heard something moving outside our tent, scratching against the tent and breathing heavily. We were scared for our lives. Turns out it was my dog. He got off the porch and followed our scent.

  • @anthonyramirez9003
    @anthonyramirez9003 Год назад +1

    Ha, the last one. When I was a kid in primary school, there was this one boy's bathroom that when it got windy. It would blow through the bathroom and make this loud eerie moaning sound. And of course the harder the wind blew the louder the moaning would get. And of course during our recess we all would have to take a wizz, but didn't want to go into the bathroom alone. So we would go as one big group. But us being kids would always finish fast and leave one kid straggling as the rest of us took off, with that kid yelling.. Hey guys wait up I'm not done yet!

  • @EricLovesthe80s
    @EricLovesthe80s Год назад +1

    the last one sounded like someone play an instrument badly

  • @christinefaul3811
    @christinefaul3811 Год назад

    The laughter in the woods sounds like an owl mating call. I think one of the smaller ones. The last one, it sounds like when my baby monitor gets too close to the camera. Radio tower could be the source.

  • @thomasandersson367
    @thomasandersson367 Год назад +1

    I feel safe in the woods at nights. It´ś much safer than streets at night.

  • @Cody38Super
    @Cody38Super Год назад +1

    The "laughing" is a Coyote!

  • @susancrouthamel760
    @susancrouthamel760 Год назад +2

    Always carry a gun n bear mace when going in deep woods

  • @carls1959
    @carls1959 Год назад +1

    If that first guy was a hunter, he would have had a gun and been less scared.

  • @kinjiru731
    @kinjiru731 Год назад +1

    A lot of people truck camp in the USA in the forests. It's quite common, there's a lot of RUclips channels dedicated to that kind of content. My money is on it being a meth head outside his vehicle. Remote areas are commonly frequented by people making and/or using meth.

  • @laziojohnny79
    @laziojohnny79 Год назад

    Indeed; you never turn your back on a cougar.... OR START WALKING BACKWARDS!!
    Stand your ground, make a lot of noise and if the cougar still is in front of you; charge!
    It's not used being attacked and thus it's instinct will make it sprint for several 100 feet giving you the required distance and time to get out of the erea yourself, of course in opposite direction of where you were going. But it's even better to avoid a close encounter in the first place and thus not visiting those kinda bars ...

  • @todtiger
    @todtiger Год назад +4

    I believe 3 of them, the rest of them naaa

  • @FiresCollide
    @FiresCollide 11 месяцев назад +1

    I think you guys have to remember that the United States has far more wilderness and natural predators than the UK, so it's not necessarily a natural thing that you'd experience in England. Going out and camping in the backcountry, living off the grid, or wanderers who just live out of their trucks or campers isn't uncommon here in the U.S. I always went camping when I was younger. Rules for predators in the U.S.: cougars and wolves, make yourself as big as possible and yell. Bears, there's a saying: If it's black, fight back; if it's brown, lie down; if it's white, say good night. Never, ever run from a predator or turn your back on it. As to the woman who travels around alone, apparently without protection, and decides to talk back to the guy knocking on her van wtf, lady??

  • @Mary-xc9dh
    @Mary-xc9dh Год назад

    Black bears are the easiest to scare and to get away from you. Not saying they weren't in danger because they can do some damage but they're more apt to run away than not. (Note* We really only have black bears in Maine so 🤷🏼‍♀️)

  • @onetruthmediacompany
    @onetruthmediacompany Год назад +1

    These people that go into bear and mountain lion territory are ignorant for not caring a firearm or at least bear mace. Especially if they're alone. And just like that woman sleeping alone in her Van in the woods. She should definitely have a firearm if she's going to participate in such a vulnerable dangerous situation. But chances are those filming someone supposedly walking around their vehicle that they're supposedly sleeping in in the middle of the woods or probably fake anyway.

  • @AxelFoleyDetroitLions
    @AxelFoleyDetroitLions Год назад

    The First Video….sure did have a lot of Cars Parked nearby in the morning.
    All the animal videos (that’s actual threat)…..They did the right thing, make noise, act big, don’t look away, and slowly back away!
    I’ve seen Bears scared off in this manner….loud yells and claps….The Canadian Biker played it perfect….the Hiker near the cougar could have kicked rocks (but well played , obviously against their natural instinct too).
    The others….#vanLife 😂
    Come near me while i’m asleep, i’ll just yell out “im going to shoot you if you don’t leave”

  • @thekegster92
    @thekegster92 Год назад

    How do you hear footprints? You hear footsteps you see footprints.

  • @christinedebessehoch
    @christinedebessehoch 7 месяцев назад

    I “ran away” from home for a night after arguing with my parents at 19 (still lived at home). Took my dog and went to my favorite camping spot. Slept in the car so that could have been what the first kiddo was doing. Though I don’t understand why he didn’t jump in the driver’s seat and bolt. I would have flown out of there at 70 mph!

  • @margaretsimmons1598
    @margaretsimmons1598 Год назад +2

    I don’t understand why somebody mountain biking in the woods doesn’t carry bear spray

    • @fluffylittlebear
      @fluffylittlebear Год назад

      I live in bear country and I'm afraid to walk around my own house in the dark. Bears are really fast. They're what are called "ambush predators." They can be on top of you before you even realize they're there.

  • @DavidZinselmeier
    @DavidZinselmeier Год назад +3

    The first one was a set up. I was not real....the guy outside knew the guy inside...they filmed it that way

    • @rmk2336
      @rmk2336 Год назад

      You was not real?

    • @TLL1969
      @TLL1969 Год назад +3

      Exactly. I was gonna call bullshit on that one too. I mean...who the hell is gonna be in that situation and what they think of is to do is narrate it...give a play-by-play, and express their thoughts and feelings on what's happening?? Pfft...no way.

  • @margaretsimmons1598
    @margaretsimmons1598 Год назад +1

    I would think maybe a coyote

  • @pattaccone
    @pattaccone Год назад

    This guy’s voice is great for shit like this !

  • @Eijianthony
    @Eijianthony Год назад

    Better pull out that Springfield!

  • @luk35kywalk3r8
    @luk35kywalk3r8 Год назад

    When I was about 13 me and my friend were walking through the woods at night and we came across a guy wearing all white, white bandanna everything he had tear drops tattooed all over his face and he stopped us, everything felt weird then he told us he was the Devil after that we ran. At 13 that scared the shit out of me

  • @joshuaverkerk4532
    @joshuaverkerk4532 Год назад

    Animal encounters don’t strike me as “disturbing” scary or crazy maybe, but not really disturbing in the way eerie human encounters can be.

  • @bigbk3278
    @bigbk3278 Год назад

    15:16 yo for some reason that some West Virginia keep poppin up in my head

  • @DaFonz808
    @DaFonz808 Год назад +1

    First video didn’t know what time it was? Doesn’t your phone show time before you can open you camera? Or wouldn’t you check time first? Idk.🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @KneeJerkReactions13
    @KneeJerkReactions13 Год назад

    9 minute mark that is clearly a coyote. Certainly not a bird 😂

  • @rg20322
    @rg20322 4 месяца назад +1

    Have a gun if you are camping.

  • @colleenmonell1601
    @colleenmonell1601 Год назад

    The laughter from the trees I think is coming from a bird like a dang peacock. There are some in my area and they sound like a woman is being murdered.

    • @christinefaul3811
      @christinefaul3811 Год назад

      Peafowl don't make those sounds lol I have 6. Definitely a bird, though.

  • @richardmiller7018
    @richardmiller7018 Год назад

    How do you hear footprints

  • @Sky2-n4g
    @Sky2-n4g Год назад +1

    This why I carry a gun when I camp I love camping but living in Alaska I always carry a gun with me when I go camping

  • @terihumphrey6624
    @terihumphrey6624 Год назад

    Sounds like a bunch of hyenas or a kookaburra bird but we don't have either of those in the United States

  • @justintreadway100
    @justintreadway100 Год назад +1

    I call BS on the “knocking” stories.

  • @jonduude
    @jonduude Год назад

    I think the car and van ones are bogus. who stays if there is something life threatening?. lol

  • @TGill22
    @TGill22 11 месяцев назад

    Cougar, narrator said when that man throw rock cougar ran away. I don’t think so she ran away because of Rock. I think she was going far from cubs

  • @sdv73168
    @sdv73168 Год назад

    Lol, the third video was just a Hyena. So ridiculous how people sometimes can't seem to tell the differences between animal and human sounds.

    • @bcbritt777
      @bcbritt777 Год назад +3

      A hyena in North America Oregon???😂😂

    • @sdv73168
      @sdv73168 Год назад

      @bcbritt777 Google sounds that Hyenas make, and get back to me. The sound in the video is exactly the same. To the t. Maybe someone in Oregon has a pet Hyena, lol

    • @rukus9585
      @rukus9585 Год назад +3

      Yeah, so many damn hyenas nowadays in Oregon... Just, do better.

    • @IAMHIM15
      @IAMHIM15 Год назад +2

      Yeah, if they lived next to a zoo or a animal sanctuary maybe. I grew up next to a mountain and semi concrete riverbed/storm channel and would hear similar laughing but from coyotes who came down to feed. They can sometimes sound like children laughing, crying or screaming.

    • @IAMHIM15
      @IAMHIM15 Год назад +2

      @@bcbritt777 YES! ... like 3 million years ago. 🤣

  • @whiskybooze
    @whiskybooze Год назад

    You're going camping alone in a secluded area of the woods...bring a gun next time buddy. Do not turn your back on a mountain lion and run...it will automatically trigger their hunting instinct and they'll attack and also you're not out running a mountain lion.

  • @TreyM1609
    @TreyM1609 Год назад

    I thought it was common knowledge you don’t go out into the woods especially on trails or in the mountains without a firearm. Am I alone here? I never do and never have and never will without at least a pistol.

  • @kovacs88
    @kovacs88 Год назад

    Definitely a coyote.

  • @onetruthmediacompany
    @onetruthmediacompany Год назад

    Videos like that first one are so bogus because they're so easy to fake and there's never anything to prove otherwise.
    NOT SCARY, JUST FAKERY

  • @thekegster92
    @thekegster92 Год назад

    Really? People go camping by themselves all the time it’s nothing unusual.

  • @MrGlenspace
    @MrGlenspace Год назад +1

    I fear for all these women who travel alone around the country for RUclips. In America I as a guy would never travel from state to state without a gun or two. Even if no license it can get dangerous and to many opportunities for predators. Plus help may come to late. Even if illegal it is better to be judged by 12 then carried by 6.

    • @fluffylittlebear
      @fluffylittlebear Год назад +2

      It depends. I'd much rather die than spend 20+ years in jail.

    • @rukus9585
      @rukus9585 Год назад +1

      ​@@fluffylittlebearvalid point. But I'm sure I'd shoot first, then decide what I'm likely in for, then decide if I should use another bullet, you know...

    • @IAMHIM15
      @IAMHIM15 Год назад

      Maybe the outside is not for u. I feel for anyone who is that afraid of the country, that they feel they have to carry a gun and potentially sh090t someone just cuz they knocked. lol Pretty hard to convince a jury that a person sht another person with an illegal weapon cuz they knocked and walked around their vehicle but didn't break in. lol smh

    • @IAMHIM15
      @IAMHIM15 Год назад

      Maybe the outside just isn't for u. 😅It would be a task trying to convince a jury that someone shot another person just because they knocked and walked around their vehicle at night and didn't break in. lol

    • @fluffylittlebear
      @fluffylittlebear Год назад +1

      @@IAMHIM15 It's happened plenty of times. It's harder to prove self-defense than most people think.

  • @StayProteus
    @StayProteus Год назад

    The truck camping video is definitely fake for a multitude of reasons but the main things are his reaction, you wouldn't be talking to the gopro in that situation, you'd stay silent until they started to break in and then either yell something like "you're about to die mfer" (yelling aggressively in a deep voice usually scares people off in my experience) or you would just blow their brains out the second they started to break in if you had a gun which the NRA sticker on the side of the truck would indicate either he or the owner of the truck had.
    The second reason is because the the hand prints and marks all over the car look 100% intentional and wouldn't look like that if you were actually "trying" to break in or look through the glass and tied in to that you would definitely be able to hear the guy inside talking if you were that close to the car and even if you were on drugs or not scared or whatever you would either immediately leave, break in or start talking and instead according to the video and hand prints the dude just walked around the truck without doing anything when you could literally just open the back area because it can't lock from the inside so either the dude locked it and crawled in through the rear truck window or he didn't and either way the video makes zero sense from either perspective

  • @laziojohnny79
    @laziojohnny79 Год назад

    The first vid is clearly fake a.f, his story doesn't add up with the images,
    he claims he was parked in a dense forest .... so he first drove out the forest, parked his car on some sort of driveway next to another car, puts the sunscreen infront of his window and THEN starts walking around the car looking for any marks..... BS!

  • @terihumphrey6624
    @terihumphrey6624 Год назад

    That's why we have the 2nd amendment

  • @user-tb2jy9lu3d
    @user-tb2jy9lu3d Год назад

    The fact that people will go camping without anything to protect themselves is absurd. At the bare minimum a large fixed blade knife in a sheath on the front of my belt is what I would want. If you're in bear country, you need bear spray, too. I'd prefer bear spray, the knife on the belt AND a semi-auto handgun if I'm camping in a tent. Bear country or not. If you encounter a mountain lion or other wild animal, rather than having to stab or shoot it, it would be best to use the spray. The bear spray also works on humans with bad intentions and keeps them at a distance so that you don't have to worry about using the last-resort knife at close distance or gun at all. Guns are for protection, but if I can help it, I still wouldn't want to kill a human or creature unless my life was in direct danger and I had no choice. Even in a Stand Your Ground state in the USA, you only stand your ground when you have no choice and your life is literally on the line. You should also have a very bright flashlight with you at all times. If he would have been armed, he could have shown the light right through even a tinted window and flashed a gun and the guy would have been gone.

    • @fluffylittlebear
      @fluffylittlebear Год назад

      People who are ignorant about bears will tell you bear spray doesn't work. In reality, it's more likely to save your life from a bear attack than a gun is. Bears are harder to kill than people think. Especially with a pistol. I've heard stories about shotgun slugs bouncing off a bear's skull.

  • @cp368productions2
    @cp368productions2 Год назад

    Why wouldn't someone go into the woods to camp? You guys are way too citified.
    Running toward the cougar probably would have scared it off.
    Why in the world do you guys think woods are scary? You guys don't make any sense in that, the woods are the safest place you could be.

  • @robtintelnot9107
    @robtintelnot9107 Год назад

    Bobcats, Cougars, Mountain Lions are the same cat.

    • @mikeandmae
      @mikeandmae Год назад +2

      Cougars and Mountain Lions are the same, but a Bobcat is smaller and does not have a tail.

    • @xxdeviousv2
      @xxdeviousv2 Год назад +2

      Mountain lions and cougars are the same cats. Bobcats are different. They're about half the size of mountain lions.

    • @betooo331
      @betooo331 Год назад +1

      @@xxdeviousv2half? Try a less than a quarter

    • @xxdeviousv2
      @xxdeviousv2 Год назад

      @@betooo331 It's been a long time since I've seen either but mountain lions/cougars are not the same as bobcats and bobcats are smaller. Better?

    • @betooo331
      @betooo331 Год назад

      @@xxdeviousv2 It's not about "better". People are just constantly wanting to be first at saying something that they could care less if they're wrong. When you're uninformed, silence is golden.

  • @rodneysisco6364
    @rodneysisco6364 Год назад

    BS

  • @Bonebraker18
    @Bonebraker18 Год назад +1

    first

    • @rukus9585
      @rukus9585 Год назад +1

      That's adorable... I didn't know anyone still did this. At least anyone over the age of 7.

  • @Bucketcity126
    @Bucketcity126 Год назад

    He's lucky it wasn't cocaine bear