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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

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  • @ryanhampson673
    @ryanhampson673 8 месяцев назад +134

    “How could you do this?”
    Commander Stone: “My armor is contempt, my shield is disgust, my sword hatred.”

    • @SimonRiley135
      @SimonRiley135 8 месяцев назад +23

      And the Emperor Protects

    • @syrhassan116
      @syrhassan116 6 месяцев назад +10

      In the Emperors Name... Let NONE survive.

  • @HomicidalTh0r
    @HomicidalTh0r 8 месяцев назад +108

    War happens. Humans: vibrate with excitement. Everyone else: sweats.

    • @mikkelnpetersen
      @mikkelnpetersen 7 месяцев назад +10

      *WAR*
      Human: "Playtime?"
      All aliens: "No, not playtime"
      Human: "All work and no fun"

  • @eliaspanayi3465
    @eliaspanayi3465 7 месяцев назад +42

    "Theyre weak, they need rules for war" to "holy shit, thats what happens when they have no rules"

  • @PrimarchMJ
    @PrimarchMJ 8 месяцев назад +40

    People: Go to war with humans somehow involved.
    Humans: HANS!!! REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WE DON’T REALLY TALK ABOUT BACK IN 45?!

    • @pencilcase8068
      @pencilcase8068 7 месяцев назад +2

      well that was a fun time wasn't it :)

    • @Hoadorfer
      @Hoadorfer 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@pencilcase8068 yes it was fun

  • @WardGray-yo2mx
    @WardGray-yo2mx 7 месяцев назад +40

    Corpral!
    Yes, General?
    Get my geneva checklist!
    Yes, General!

  • @ioele1000
    @ioele1000 9 месяцев назад +79

    Stories like these forget that most Aliens aren't Hive minds. They would also have "extremists", racists, anarchists, etc. As long as they are capable of being individuals, it will be there.

    • @atoriusv5070
      @atoriusv5070 4 месяца назад +1

      There's a difference in culture. If a medieval army fought a modern one, they'd be outraged at how barbaric and uncivilized they are. War before WWI used to be organized and meant to inflict only enough injury to incapacitate a fighter (if possible) - which is why bullets used were always solid metal slugs, and mushrooming bullets were banned by every major country because they caused undue suffering and injury.

  • @TheHighborn
    @TheHighborn 9 месяцев назад +169

    Hans, get ze Geneva Checklist

  • @butterbar9680
    @butterbar9680 9 месяцев назад +30

    Silly aliens, if God wanted you to live, would create you in his image! Humanity First!

    • @KingJim97
      @KingJim97 8 месяцев назад +5

      Human supremacy 😂 i love it

  • @sephuris5555
    @sephuris5555 9 месяцев назад +39

    Look at our boy sanguinis launch an all out defense

  • @willadeefriesland5107
    @willadeefriesland5107 7 месяцев назад +16

    War isn't a game, but humans play it to win. We need other opponents... nonhuman ones. Wonder why we have no alien visitors here?...

  • @ddooodddoo
    @ddooodddoo 8 месяцев назад +31

    The picture looks like it belongs in warhammer 40k

    • @BarredRock
      @BarredRock 6 месяцев назад +1

      It does

    • @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it
      @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it 6 месяцев назад +5

      That is Astartes mk.8 armour but the shop designs are not. I do love how AI is getting introduced to 40K imagery but no one tell it what the Imperium thinks of AI...or what happened in the past with the Men of Iron.

    • @ΘΑΝΟΣΠΑΠΑΣΩΤΗΡΑΚΟΠΟΥΛΟΣ
      @ΘΑΝΟΣΠΑΠΑΣΩΤΗΡΑΚΟΠΟΥΛΟΣ 4 месяца назад

      I am not sure if what we often call ai will be classified as true AI or just highly advanced algorithms the only one that might have problems is probably anything self learning algorithms developed by self learning ones should be fine too​@@WhiteIkiryo-yt2it

  • @Guardias
    @Guardias 9 месяцев назад +15

    Some serious scapegoating of humanity.

  • @NoOne-nv6fj
    @NoOne-nv6fj 5 месяцев назад +6

    Rule # 6 Never leave an enemy alive. If you do. You are giving them permission to come after you again.

  • @nikpapado9785
    @nikpapado9785 9 месяцев назад +41

    Ya all into 40k but you dont know yet.

  • @warpstrike
    @warpstrike 9 месяцев назад +9

    Ai art here pulling a "Games workshop" move here, taking "inspiration and totally not plagiarising existing work". Just funny to see the table turning. 🤣

  • @benmag9830
    @benmag9830 8 месяцев назад +26

    If they thought the humans were brutal they haven't met the doom slayer and master chief yet!

    • @Hoadorfer
      @Hoadorfer 7 месяцев назад

      Everything of human creation

    • @altairkenway5436
      @altairkenway5436 5 месяцев назад

      dont forget the Black Templars

    • @EpicMogi
      @EpicMogi 3 месяца назад

      Or Sly Marbo!

  • @gg3251
    @gg3251 4 месяца назад +1

    SUFFER NOT THE XENOS TO LIVE‼️

  • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
    @stillcantbesilencedevennow 9 месяцев назад +23

    Tbf, Stone wasn't wrong. It seems this is set during a new war against the Zorgans. Maybe they should have wiped em out. I dunno...

  • @joerivas9847
    @joerivas9847 5 месяцев назад +1

    A human general: Robert E. Lee, a renowned military commander of the Confederate Army during the American Civil War, once said, "It is well that war is so terrible. We should grow too fond of it."

  • @holarndius
    @holarndius 9 месяцев назад +6

    Why do so many of these stories have leaders going hand to hand? We stopped fighting like that a LONG time ago IRL, because its more dangerous than just shooting the thing in font of you.

  • @pheonixheart1125
    @pheonixheart1125 6 месяцев назад +2

    Ah another instance of "Silly aliens, we were made in God's image, not you."

  • @3RAN7ON
    @3RAN7ON 5 месяцев назад +1

    Humans might be the bad guy in the story but we're not bad guys 😅

  • @mounopatsas
    @mounopatsas 5 месяцев назад

    "The Real Reason Humans Are Banned From Galactic War" i dont know mate but using a warhammer 40k image gives the vibes of why we are banned !

  • @BSasafrasK
    @BSasafrasK 9 месяцев назад +9

    I fully support the humanity first movement, Stone was already proven right by the new conflict. Also they should get rid of the president and appoint a sort of immortal empire leader type person.

  • @Firearmclown
    @Firearmclown 7 месяцев назад +9

    This story’s veil is so thin, you can just see “Orange Man Bad” written under it. Lol

    • @peenoice5176
      @peenoice5176 7 месяцев назад

      I dunno, at the end the extremist was right and a war was starting again.

    • @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it
      @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it 6 месяцев назад +1

      @shootingjester2780 really? I'm a trump guy but I saw more of a Mass Effect Cerberus vibe. I didn't see the Trump angle, honestly. It's more of humanity has and will bend or break the rules to defend and achieve our goals, it's just part of our nature but we also have a moral side that does wish to be better than that, just like the Geneva Conventions, Nuremburg Trials, the idea behind the U.N...not the reality of the U.N.

  • @tobolulo
    @tobolulo 9 месяцев назад +15

    Humanity First Humanity First Humanity First.

  • @tommothedog
    @tommothedog 9 месяцев назад +4

    America cant hold Afghanistan but Humans are the moat dangerous things in space.

    • @WarmasterWirMustard
      @WarmasterWirMustard 8 месяцев назад

      Thats cause america and afganistan are filled with, guess who? Humans.

    • @rancidmarmot1994
      @rancidmarmot1994 8 месяцев назад

      If you don't know what the fuck you're talking about don't talk. You can kick all the ass you want to if you're ordered to drop everything and leave you have no choice. If you weren't there, don't comment.

    • @willadeefriesland5107
      @willadeefriesland5107 7 месяцев назад

      Of course America held Afghanistan. We just couldn't do what we wanted with it... what with not being allowed to keep alive only the population we wanted. Casualty counts that high of your enemies gets frowned on by others. It's called genocide. We have to 'play nice'...

    • @scottlail9210
      @scottlail9210 7 месяцев назад

      Afghan space commando, would pretty much unbeatable.

    • @pencilcase8068
      @pencilcase8068 7 месяцев назад

      it was a pvp match to be fair, if we were to go against other space guilds they'd likely be horrified at our tendency to war while being fragile by animal standards

  • @MattM.Silva01
    @MattM.Silva01 5 месяцев назад

    In Humanity we believe 🤠👍🏼
    Make humanity great again 🫡

  • @gprivat812_my_selection6
    @gprivat812_my_selection6 6 месяцев назад +2

    12:00 Human warcrimes? Sounds similarly to Collective West's strategies in Libya, Syria, Ukraine and now in Palestine!
    Who sets the cultural parameters, Killary?

  • @tvbme438
    @tvbme438 9 месяцев назад +7

    It’s called human rights for a reason

  • @johnkochen7264
    @johnkochen7264 9 месяцев назад +6

    A lot of these stories glorify how utterly ruthless, brave and proficient humans are at war and killing others. I’m not sure if this is a message I want to keep hearing time and time again. It gets really old really fast.

    • @findiwindles
      @findiwindles 9 месяцев назад +1

      The stories of inter-species comradeship and co-operation are far more preferable, in my opinion.

    • @nikpapado9785
      @nikpapado9785 9 месяцев назад +10

      Yes Inquisitor, these heretics right here.

    • @findiwindles
      @findiwindles 9 месяцев назад

      @@nikpapado9785 Yeah, that's pretty funny. Thanks for the giggle.

    • @nikpapado9785
      @nikpapado9785 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@findiwindles There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.

    • @findiwindles
      @findiwindles 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@nikpapado9785I'm not very familiar with Warhammer 40K, but I think the upcoming film may well be worth a viewing. Henry Cavill playing an Inquisitor could make for some good entertainment.

  • @cmdr_stretchedguy
    @cmdr_stretchedguy 6 месяцев назад

    The human leadership, eager to prove their worth, negotiated a deal where they can be called upon for defensive purposes only, and in return they will require any troops assigned to this task to have a full background check to weed out any anti-xeno factions.

  • @hadesdogs4366
    @hadesdogs4366 6 месяцев назад

    Nothing beats the cold hard truth of reality and that’s simply that humans will never let go of our point sticks😂

  • @donttreadonme1474
    @donttreadonme1474 6 месяцев назад

    Apparently war becomes civilized.

  • @aennaenn7468
    @aennaenn7468 4 месяца назад

    Oh man careful with that thumbnail my guy. That's almost not legally distinct.

  • @Doku71
    @Doku71 4 месяца назад

    Here's the TL;DL
    200 year long war, Zorgon-Draconis, Draconis need aid to avoid genocide, wants to understand ban on humans, jump to 200 years earlier, they permit humans to aid them with a "team", Zorgon still intending to genocide Draconis, humans turn tide, Draconis adopt cowabunga and let's go mentality of humans, back to present and changes to some lame investigation while they're presumably still getting genocided, recording of human team leader saying to genocide Zorgon else they won't stop, decides to go on investigation while race still gets genocided in present day, humans bad, find still living people who participated, interview, apparently that team part of secret organization of humanity first, Draconis still presumably being genocided, present to galactic council human bad, presumably Draconis genocided and what's the point of this story again?

  • @calebhebert2733
    @calebhebert2733 5 месяцев назад

    It was man that was made in God's image. The stars are ours.

    • @calebhebert2733
      @calebhebert2733 5 месяцев назад

      Also why you making humanity lovers the villians. Eh?

  • @LordJunes
    @LordJunes 5 месяцев назад

    I've heard the name Zorgon in 40 other stories xD

  • @Real-Agent-Meta
    @Real-Agent-Meta 4 месяца назад

    Vivat imperator! Vivat Humanitas!

  • @VioletWolfe-x5v
    @VioletWolfe-x5v 2 месяца назад

    Abbott Junctions

  • @richardgould4392
    @richardgould4392 5 месяцев назад

    TRINITY --- The trinity doctrine did not come from the Bible. Here is extensive proof of that.
    Trinity; Definition: The central doctrine of religions of Christendom. According to the Athanasian Creed, there are three divine Persons (the Father, the Son, the Holy Ghost), each said to be eternal, each said to be almighty, none greater or less than another, each said to be God, and yet together being but one God. Other statements of the dogma emphasize that these three “Persons” are not separate and distinct individuals but are three modes in which the divine essence exists. Thus some Trinitarians emphasize their belief that Jesus Christ is God, or that Jesus and the Holy Ghost are Jehovah. Not a Bible teaching.
    And please make no mistake about this; this is why the destruction of religion/the prostitute (Rev 17:15-18) is what begins the end of this system of things, i.e. the Great Tribulation. Not a Bible teaching means it did not come from the Father and thus it is a lie, and it is far from the only lie in Christendom and all other ‘religions’. What is the origin of the Trinity doctrine?
    The New Encyclopedia Britannica says: “Neither the word Trinity, nor the explicit doctrine as such, appears in the New Testament, nor did Jesus and his followers intend to contradict the Shema in the Old Testament: ‘Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God is one Lord’ (Deut. 6:4). . . . The doctrine developed gradually over several centuries and through many controversies. . . . By the end of the 4th century . . . the doctrine of the Trinity took substantially the form it has maintained ever since.”-(1976), Micropædia, Vol. X, p. 126.
    The New Catholic Encyclopedia states: “The formulation ‘one God in three Persons’ was not solidly established, certainly not fully assimilated into Christian life and its profession of faith, prior to the end of the 4th century. But it is precisely this formulation that has first claim to the title the Trinitarian dogma. Among the Apostolic Fathers, there had been nothing even remotely approaching such a mentality or perspective.”-(1967), Vol. XIV, p. 299.
    In The Encyclopedia Americana we read: “Christianity derived from Judaism and Judaism was strictly Unitarian [believing that God is one person]. The road which led from Jerusalem to Nicea was scarcely a straight one. Fourth century Trinitarianism did not reflect accurately early Christian teaching regarding the nature of God; it was, on the contrary, a deviation from this teaching.”-(1956), Vol. XXVII, p. 294L.
    Jesus said; Matt 10:36 because I said, ‘I am God’s Son --- & Jesus said in John 5:41 I do not accept glory from men…
    The Bible tells us; Genesis 17:1 When Abram was 99 years old, Jehovah appeared to Abram and said to him: “I am God Almighty. Walk before me and prove yourself faultless --- & Isaiah 43:13 Also, I am always the same One; --- & Isaiah 45:22 … For I am God, and there is no one else. --- & Isaiah 46:9 …. That I am God, and there is no other. I am God, and there is no one like me.
    There are more instances of ‘I am God’ in the Bible. If you have questions, please ask, or email me at rich515151@yahoo.com. The full explanation of Trinity is 22 pages. If you would like to receive a copy of all 22 pages, please request it through email. I can answer any question you may have about the Bible by using the Bible to answer such question and this service is always free. I also conduct free online Bible studies if you are interested.

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    LOL

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      @EpicHumanTales 2 месяца назад

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    @JoanneBanks-m6u 4 месяца назад

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  • @andysteel8297
    @andysteel8297 5 месяцев назад

    AI generated crap.

  • @timothymay6548
    @timothymay6548 9 месяцев назад +3

    That was a awful waste of time. What a terrible story!! Won’t be back

  • @michaelrosenberg2332
    @michaelrosenberg2332 5 месяцев назад

    40k type image