The Real Reason Humans Are Banned From Galactic War | Best HFY Stories

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Комментарии • 82

  • @ryanhampson673
    @ryanhampson673 2 месяца назад +59

    “How could you do this?”
    Commander Stone: “My armor is contempt, my shield is disgust, my sword hatred.”

  • @HomicidalTh0r
    @HomicidalTh0r 2 месяца назад +41

    War happens. Humans: vibrate with excitement. Everyone else: sweats.

    • @mikkelnpetersen
      @mikkelnpetersen Месяц назад +3

      *WAR*
      Human: "Playtime?"
      All aliens: "No, not playtime"
      Human: "All work and no fun"

  • @ioele1000
    @ioele1000 2 месяца назад +39

    Stories like these forget that most Aliens aren't Hive minds. They would also have "extremists", racists, anarchists, etc. As long as they are capable of being individuals, it will be there.

  • @TheHighborn
    @TheHighborn 2 месяца назад +90

    Hans, get ze Geneva Checklist

  • @WardGray-yo2mx
    @WardGray-yo2mx Месяц назад +11

    Corpral!
    Yes, General?
    Get my geneva checklist!
    Yes, General!

  • @sephuris5555
    @sephuris5555 2 месяца назад +26

    Look at our boy sanguinis launch an all out defense

  • @eliaspanayi3465
    @eliaspanayi3465 Месяц назад +7

    "Theyre weak, they need rules for war" to "holy shit, thats what happens when they have no rules"

  • @Guardias
    @Guardias 2 месяца назад +11

    Some serious scapegoating of humanity.

  • @benmag9830
    @benmag9830 2 месяца назад +10

    If they thought the humans were brutal they haven't met the doom slayer and master chief yet!

    • @Hoadorfer
      @Hoadorfer 12 дней назад

      Everything of human creation

  • @ddooodddoo
    @ddooodddoo 2 месяца назад +8

    The picture looks like it belongs in warhammer 40k

  • @nikpapado9785
    @nikpapado9785 2 месяца назад +26

    Ya all into 40k but you dont know yet.

  • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
    @stillcantbesilencedevennow 2 месяца назад +17

    Tbf, Stone wasn't wrong. It seems this is set during a new war against the Zorgans. Maybe they should have wiped em out. I dunno...

  • @butterbar9680
    @butterbar9680 2 месяца назад +14

    Silly aliens, if God wanted you to live, would create you in his image! Humanity First!

    • @KingJim97
      @KingJim97 Месяц назад +3

      Human supremacy 😂 i love it

  • @PrimarchMJ
    @PrimarchMJ Месяц назад +6

    People: Go to war with humans somehow involved.
    Humans: HANS!!! REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WE DON’T REALLY TALK ABOUT BACK IN 45?!

    • @pencilcase8068
      @pencilcase8068 Месяц назад +1

      well that was a fun time wasn't it :)

    • @Hoadorfer
      @Hoadorfer 12 дней назад

      ​@@pencilcase8068 yes it was fun

  • @warpstrike
    @warpstrike 2 месяца назад +7

    Ai art here pulling a "Games workshop" move here, taking "inspiration and totally not plagiarising existing work". Just funny to see the table turning. 🤣

  • @shootingjester2780
    @shootingjester2780 Месяц назад +5

    This story’s veil is so thin, you can just see “Orange Man Bad” written under it. Lol

    • @peenoice5176
      @peenoice5176 Месяц назад

      I dunno, at the end the extremist was right and a war was starting again.

  • @willadeefriesland5107
    @willadeefriesland5107 Месяц назад +2

    War isn't a game, but humans play it to win. We need other opponents... nonhuman ones. Wonder why we have no alien visitors here?...

  • @tobolulo
    @tobolulo 2 месяца назад +11

    Humanity First Humanity First Humanity First.

  • @holarndius
    @holarndius 2 месяца назад +3

    Why do so many of these stories have leaders going hand to hand? We stopped fighting like that a LONG time ago IRL, because its more dangerous than just shooting the thing in font of you.

  • @pheonixheart1125
    @pheonixheart1125 День назад

    Ah another instance of "Silly aliens, we were made in God's image, not you."

  • @BSasafrasK
    @BSasafrasK 2 месяца назад +7

    I fully support the humanity first movement, Stone was already proven right by the new conflict. Also they should get rid of the president and appoint a sort of immortal empire leader type person.

  • @hadesdogs4366
    @hadesdogs4366 7 дней назад

    Nothing beats the cold hard truth of reality and that’s simply that humans will never let go of our point sticks😂

  • @tvbme438
    @tvbme438 2 месяца назад +6

    It’s called human rights for a reason

  • @tommothedog
    @tommothedog 2 месяца назад +3

    America cant hold Afghanistan but Humans are the moat dangerous things in space.

    • @WarmasterWirMustard
      @WarmasterWirMustard 2 месяца назад

      Thats cause america and afganistan are filled with, guess who? Humans.

    • @joshsnethen2440
      @joshsnethen2440 Месяц назад

      If you don't know what the fuck you're talking about don't talk. You can kick all the ass you want to if you're ordered to drop everything and leave you have no choice. If you weren't there, don't comment.

    • @willadeefriesland5107
      @willadeefriesland5107 Месяц назад

      Of course America held Afghanistan. We just couldn't do what we wanted with it... what with not being allowed to keep alive only the population we wanted. Casualty counts that high of your enemies gets frowned on by others. It's called genocide. We have to 'play nice'...

    • @scottlail9210
      @scottlail9210 Месяц назад

      Afghan space commando, would pretty much unbeatable.

    • @pencilcase8068
      @pencilcase8068 Месяц назад

      it was a pvp match to be fair, if we were to go against other space guilds they'd likely be horrified at our tendency to war while being fragile by animal standards

  • @wobatan8833
    @wobatan8833 22 дня назад

    LOL

  • @johnkochen7264
    @johnkochen7264 2 месяца назад +5

    A lot of these stories glorify how utterly ruthless, brave and proficient humans are at war and killing others. I’m not sure if this is a message I want to keep hearing time and time again. It gets really old really fast.

    • @findiwindles
      @findiwindles 2 месяца назад +1

      The stories of inter-species comradeship and co-operation are far more preferable, in my opinion.

    • @nikpapado9785
      @nikpapado9785 2 месяца назад +8

      Yes Inquisitor, these heretics right here.

    • @findiwindles
      @findiwindles 2 месяца назад

      @@nikpapado9785 Yeah, that's pretty funny. Thanks for the giggle.

    • @nikpapado9785
      @nikpapado9785 2 месяца назад +3

      @@findiwindles There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.

    • @findiwindles
      @findiwindles 2 месяца назад

      ​@@nikpapado9785I'm not very familiar with Warhammer 40K, but I think the upcoming film may well be worth a viewing. Henry Cavill playing an Inquisitor could make for some good entertainment.

  • @timothymay6548
    @timothymay6548 2 месяца назад +3

    That was a awful waste of time. What a terrible story!! Won’t be back