TAU TIME LINE IN WARHAMMER 40,000
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- Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024
- TAU TIME LINE IN WARHAMMER 40,000
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I’m so sick Uncle Baldermort. I have COVID-19. Trouble even sitting up writing this on my phone. They won’t let me into the hospital instead I’m under house quarantine until I have severe issues ( if I do) like breathing, etc. Your video has brought a smile to my face. Thank you. I told you before I’m 50 and just quit smoking….and now this happens. My God in Heaven I hope at some point life gets easier. Your channel helps me. Now I’m watching your Space Wolf video then your Dorn videos. Thank you Uncle for these tales. Kenneth Henshaw.
Ouch!!! Make sure you rest, lots of vitamins and do what the doctors tell you brother!! I’ll keep everything crossed for you!
Damn, feel better.
I hope you get better soon! A no trouble recovery, stay well and blessed!
i know I am late but I hope you recovered well and you are doing fine overall!
Stay safe out there!
Fear not. Nurgle loves you!
...Totally gonna listen to this... and I paint some of my first WH mini's.. which are Tau... specifically the Broadside battlesuit...
Heck you the Tau are cool!
Listening to this on a rainy day is the relaxing therapy that we all need! Outstanding work and I greatly appreciate it.
Strangely soothing listening to Balder's voice. He could read the phone book and make it sound great.
@@daverage4729 that is nothing but the truth
Nigga it's June why tf is it raining
Can confirm. It’s cats and dogging here in northern China
Forreal, im at my graveyard shift and this has staved off the overwhelming boredom that puts me to sleep halfway through my shift
It's about time the Tau got shown some love, and the finest author of WH40K stories brings us something gorgeous, thank you uncle Baldy, just perfick on a rainy day too
... as Inquisitor Maria finished repeating the words she looked to Inquisitor Holt and waited. Inquisitor Holt smiled lightly while CPT Loest quietly ground his teeth. "I will admit that this Inquisitor you selected has some merit. I will inform the others that have already made planetfall that their information is flawed for the battle at hand." CPT Loest turned and walked away continuing to grind his teeth. "Don't get too smug. It is never good to annoy an Astartes." Inquisitor Holt didn't bother looking at his young charge; however he did smile to himself as he knew that every word that Inquisitor Maria had spoken were the words of that odd little servitor skull... =][=
my favourite malfunctioning servoskull delivers again, bless you baldy
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
All Hail the Almighty Algorithm, A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne
amazing work baldermort, yet another testament to your well hidden genius level storytelling skills.
I actually have a funny tabletop story involving a Tau player and my astra militarum army. They were rolling to hit with a marker light from a drone and mistakenly followed up his successful "hit" roll of 6 with a "wound" roll and got a 6, out of instinct I absently mindedly rolled a 5+ flak armor save and rolled a 2 and removed a random guardsman as a casualty. Only for us both to realize our mistake when an observer started laughing then we all had a laugh about it, I kept the guardsman out of play as a casualty and thus began the legend of Petty officer fourth class Billy Williamson from the 11th Kracian sea guard and his death via marker light headshot.... Emperor rest his soul
The TAU must really hate the adeptus mechanicus and blood Ravens and iron hands they know good shit when they see it.
Gue'vesa stories are sorely lacking. Thanks for filling a niche Baldermort! That being said; AVE IMPERATOR!
But also Hydra Dominatus
@@trajanfidelis1532 I am Alpharius
I have made 6 Gue'vesa using the old chapter approved rules for a long while til I couldn't anymore. Sigh.
Lol dude he literally said like 1 thing about the gue'vesa unless I missed something
If you're still looking for a Gue'vesa stories there's a short story called ''Voice of Experience'' which is about a law enforcement gue'vesa in the Nem'yar Atoll on the other side of the Startide Nexus.
I swear some of these lil blue buggers were handing out pamphlets at the North Quad when I was in college.
Ah yes. The legendary Smurf on Smurf wars. Jokes aside, thank you for covering Tau. Probably my favourites with the Eastern Enclaves and getting grim darked very quickly after release!
once again love the intro and voice do a audiobook plz
I always love hearing about the Tau
Not really into the tau as a whole but u kept me interested right to the end and i have to admit yet another banger video man well done
Listening to all this Lore has got me buzzed for WH+ hopefully there's some good content on there I'd love to see the WH Universe turned into a quality series or a couple film's.
Also thanks to you Balde I'm officially hooked on plastic crack, just started my Tyranid army!
Wonderful work! Please, Brother, more of them!! Get into the the Mech suits and all the other jolly good things this faction has!
Thank you as always - my gratitude to you and Mrs B 🙏
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@@baldermort All Hail the Almighty Algorithm, A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne
Im surprised how often tau fought against orks after hearing this. Ya orks fight everything but I didn't expect tau most if the time compared to how many times they have fought the imperium or chaos. Yet again I could be missing more lore. Well done looking forward to more timline vids like these :D
Blessed the great one has given us sustenance! My skin is cleared, my crops are watered, and my bills are paid! May your children Thrive and your heart be filled with its greatest desires! The work that you've done will not go unrewarded. It is for the greater good! May all the good fortune that the cosmos has to offer smile upon you!
Love your content, I’d love to see more human interactions with the other auxiliaries. There’s so little lore on the others.
Sorry for my tardiness brother. Thank ye for the generosity!
*bows to brother Doyer*
@@baldermort of course sir thank you for your stupendous content, hope to see more!
I always forget how insanely fast the Tau empire has developed in comparison to everyone else. Another fine offering Brother!
Wonderful thankyu lore master Baldermort thankyu good sir
I have great respect for the TAU even more so with this story told
Attention citizen! You have been charged with being "a dirty, xeno sympathizing weeb". Please report to your local arbites for repentance and summary execution. Thank you, have a great day!
From banging rocks together for fire to railguns and mobile suits in about 8000 years. If the Tau survive the near future, they could be the most formidable race in the Warhammer 40k galaxy.
as an Ork palya, i can confirm smashy rocks > shiney splodey lights
@@randomicus4782 which is why you keep the brutes at range
a video to watch well I eat dinner thank you good sir
Inquisition log: the tau taint is strong here. 2 out of 5 hab blocks will have been in possession of xeno... dakimakura! (That's a waifu body pillow for the clueless uncultured)
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@@OEFarredondo Do not close your eyes to this heresy! But hate it!
@@HenchmenNo616 No, no it’s not like that! It was so awful to see that I had to keep my mind clean of xenos taint. Please don’t shoot me!! I wished only to be untainted….
BAM!!!
Brother Baldermort your channel and voice is the best lore videos I have ever listened to I greatly appreciate all that you do and I have been listening to you when I’m at work and when I go to sleep. Best Warhammer channel other than Brother Alfabusa
FOR SANGUINIUS FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
Honestly, while the Tau empire is currently growing at a snail's pace (atleast it's actually expanding unlike some others) the moment these guys figure out a faster way of space travel they could potentially do some serious damage, especially if they manage to allie with other smaller xenos empires like the Q'orl.
Well, snail pace because they only had 100 worlds, they already nearing 200, just give it time and they'll grow exponentially
@@michelecastellotti9172 Actually it was stated that they had way more than 100 worlds at the end of the 2nd expansion, durring the 3rd expansion they conquared more planets than the 1st and 2nd expansion combined and they also made decent gains both durring the 4th and 5th expansion pluss they did took over other planets in between large expansions.
At this point I'd say they probably have around 500 worlds like Ultramar, the reason why they still look small on the map compared to it it's because their Empire is concentrated instead of being spread out
@@_NIKOS9_NIKOS i fucking hope they have near 500, but i wanna see it canonically stated on a book, so people can start to stfu
Thank you for being my favorite Warhammer lore master! Also i noticed that sadly your amazing iron warriors video isn't on your chaos playlist idk if that was intentional or not so i just wanted to give you a head up. And thank you again ❤️
Many within the Ordo Xenos believe that the Tau are a relatively minor threat compared to the other hostile xenos race, and while that may be true in the sense of military strength they are growing in power with the security of aliens alliance and territorial gain. Give them two hundred years of peace and they will gain ten times strength they once had, and the Imperium can ill afford this to happen.
thats what ppl refuse to see they were like impirium smashed tau at damocles crusade and how stornger are tau now?
My opinion on the top 5 threats:
1.Chaos
2.Tryanid
3.Necron
4.Tau
5.Ork
My dude orks are the only xeno to invade terra and nearly destoy the imperiam beast level orcs tech beats anything tau can create
@@supremercommonder ye, but the regular fights between them and the imperium, while maybe not enough to keep them down, should be enough to keep the imperium aware of them
@@supremercommonder if we start to see them grow greatly, then they'll probably jump up a tier or 2
Thanks Baldermort, some nice fun listening while working.
The 5th sphere got very lucky, that The Herald of Nurgle and his forces had to break of their engagement with them and head for Ultramar to support daddy Mortarion.
The whole empire was lucky that the tyranids attacked the Imperium in the middle of Damocles Crusade.
Yep, we got lucky. Much like the imperium got lucky during the horus heresy that horus didn't just swung two times 1 to kill the useless human and one right after to finish the emperor.
Loved the video, whats the outro track called?
Your videos gave me the want to write a book in 40k thank you for the great push to do this. This will be my time for fun. Ps when I complete it would you like to read. this will be some time though, and you may use any part you would find interesting.
I hope you do a Kais, The Living Weapon video at some point! You'd do him justice!
I love the Tau!
It's OUR channel, comrade.
🔥🎸🔥
Not a faction I'd play but certainly a welcomed and interesting edition in 40k. ♥️
Grimnir's fury! we are blessed once again!
imagine downvoting this, true heritics!
The way Balders says “expansion” is strangely satisfying 🤔
LOVE ya lad keep up the good works , this is what youtube should before ...entertaining us ....
For the greater goods!
Last time I was this early the Emperor was still alive
I've been waiting for my BlueBoys!!
Work at the moment has left my listening somewhat sporadic and ad hoc, but for Baldermort waxing lyrical on the history of the blueberries, you couldn't keep me away with a pack of carnodons
BALDY GIT IZ 'ERE. AT 'IM, BOYZ.
Waaaaaaaaaaagh
Where did that tid bit of lore about Shas'O Kais come from? Finding it difficult to find anything on the Sept, which I am not sure I have been spelling right when searching for more on the web, I have yet to find any Septs beginning with F so it has been difficult. Fa'y'as? Fa'ry'as? Far'ryas?
Codex. Most of my lore comes from codices. I think people miss a lot out when they skim read them. :)
A pleasure as always lord Baldemort.
Amazing content brother
I'm interested in Tau but I had a hard time connecting this one because it lacks your usual strong narrative. I can't be sure, but it sounds like you're just reading the two pages of narrative from the codex so this feels like a whole lot of exposition instead of your usual great storytelling.
That’s exactly what these are. The time lines are just from the codices. They add context. But I do ‘light work’ on Mondays. I can’t do massive entries three times a week as I already di about 50-70 hours or more a week.
Few - very few - have all the codices. So I do these things as light bites.
It’s also in the description and pinned comment.
@@baldermort Good to know! I watched this one fresh off of your recent skulltaker video, which was a masterpiece, and I was still riding that high. I hope there's a narrative video for Tau slated some time soon.
PS. I kitbashed a skull servitor that I named Baldemort and I make every effort to keep you alive on the field of battle. Keep doing the Emperor's good work!
thank you for the info
Another great video; well done Brother B:)
Yes more Tau content.
There is so little content for them in YouToube.
Fantastic!
lights scentend candles to appease youtube's machine spirit
This was interesting. I didn’t know most of that about the Tau but no matter, interesting Xeno scum is still Xeno scum.
Good stuff!
Painting up some Necrons for my youngest Son's army and listening to Baldermort go over my armies timeline. Nice eventhough I do not play the 8th edition. Or now the 9th I understand.
I must admit that I am indeed impressed. I had no idea blueberries would keep for so long.
Some Tua timeline to start the week off well!
Love your videos
This help so much thank you
AH !Tau! The mystery of mysteries. well, them and the nids. As always, beyond reproach! It is rare for an old curmudgeon not to find something to bitch about, but you and oculus bring peace to the house.
people really should like there own comments to appease the Almighty Algorithm, A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne
@@Uzzgub
I'd rather eat my keyboard, that like my own comment. I cringe any harder i'll need a chiropractor.
@@peterwall8191 i know what you mean but the interaction helps with the Algorithm
@@Uzzgub
some things i wont do, no matter the provocation, or the justification. Yt's algorithm can do us all a favour and go feth itself.
Anymore changeable and i'll swear Tzeentch inspired it, if not written it outright.
Chaos doesn’t care how advanced the taus weapons are in there eyes they will still fall all the same
Hungover as all hell. Thanks for making my day a bit less shit
I had the same issue. Crippling hangover. Rare for me. :)
All Hail the Almighty Algorithm, A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne
"A fusion reactor, that destroyed the moon" HA HA That was not a mistake or failure, it was planetary annihilation by raining chunks of moon rocks down on several Hives of the Imperium. Shadowsun committed mass genocide, but that is unpalatable for the Tau history makers....
how do you think they have evolved so quickly?
I suspected it was the silent king. But I’m never certain. It could be the Eldar. But I doubt it. There’s not much of concrete out there that I am aware of anyway. :)
there was one last Old One hiding around there who is playing silly buggers is my guess
Because GeeDubs needed a new faction ;)
I have waited 3,000, no, 5,000 years for this
Perfect
I just bought a pair of grandiose new headphones and this is the perfect thing for a first listen
(Meze 99 Classics for anyone curious)
is that a pair as in two or a pair as in a pair of 2 twos ?
@@randomicus4782 a pair as in a singular headphone
Oh... Mezes. Those are nice. Congrats.
Beautiful. I'm definitely a xenos guy!
Name of song at the end?
Thank you! I see Tau, I click!!! FTGG!!!
Finally, Skull Dad addresses the only race as bald as he is!
Shame on the blueskins they don’t even fight in melee
because CQC is seen as uncivlized & barbaric.
Melee hardly exist in today form of combat in a war lol
what's the outro/patrons list music? i like it!
Ah, a bit of the bald for the day =)
I'm gonna take that and start saying it everytime I watch a vid!
@@thalljoben3551 =) lol
what is the song at the end called?
Happy riptide noises
Long live Baldermort
I need to know what is the name of the ending song
Baldermort has a mansion with ten Ferrari's and horus illegally lives in a shipping container by the river. Baldermort legion always wins! 😎😎😎
Question:What of the accidental birth of the Tau God in the Warp..?
Comments to appease the Almighty Algorithm! Thought you might like to know, this is now keeping my overlarge hungry head most enjoyably occupied while I'm making my friend's wedding outfit (the second prototype, anyway).
Im waiting for Farsight next move its gonna be interesting i just cant w8! anyone got idea what he is going to do ? :P
Your work is to good to be this short and far between
NOOICE!!
How long to Tau live?
I think its about 30 odd years normally. Its pretty low.
@@baldermort In that case, they should be able to reproduce like rabbits. Do they? Or do they have a low birth rate?
@@baldermort could you imagine living to the ripe old age of 30! Lol. Brother Baldermort, you'd be known as 'The Ancient'. J/k.
The Smol Boyz with the BIG GUNS and big hopes for the future
More ........... tau
Your voice was made for this
Hellz yes.
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The song starts at 29:50
Tau timeline
2nd edtion: Released
9th edition: Squatted
Everybody know TAU can't fight psykers imperial psykers are too op.
Aww what!? Are you serious? Well that sucks I know they were a small little empire. I didn't realize that they got wiped out. Who did it??
@@vagabond594 GW did it. I'm being sarcastic, the army still exists but hasn't gotten a 9th codex yet, and is widely considered the worst on tabletop.
@@ionshatter9622 well here is hoping that a new codex comes out soon. I don't play the Tau. But I am quite fond of them in the game. last time I fought them all my vehicle got wiped by like smart missiles. it was alot of fun.
These Blue Xenos need some Emp'rer in thar 'ives... Sisters prepare the Flamers for your surmon....
Blood for the Blood God!
Skulls for the Skull Thrown!
Farts for the Inquisition!
Comments for the Algorithm!
We must feed the algorithm comrades, for ther glory of space communism
The Covenant
Clicked so fast not even the Khan could catch me
Yet i did.
This proves to me that I am in fact, the true Khan