@@jackwatsonepic626 britain has become a shit hole that absolutely hates its citizens, unless of course you are from abroad or a fruit or you think a boy can be a girl simply by saying it but if you are a British hetro who works full time and doesn't have a drug habit or foney mental health condition, you're fu#£ed.
😂 Warburtons man was marvellous. He was having such a hard time trying to figure out why he couldn’t completely control you. He probably went back inside and punched the crap out of a toastie loaf. 😂
One thing I don't get - if you can't film private property and you have to get peoples permission, why do these phone companies keep putting cameras in their phones 🤷🤣🤣
@@stevethomas1884 the reason im flying over your property is because that business down the road said i should fly over someone elses property like yours so now im complying with their request ....
Whatever you do, don’t capture footage of private property from five miles off! An employee will magically appear next to you and tell you that you’re not allowed!
@@wellybobs4403 I think it is a minimum wage job nobody else wants to do. They either don't speak English well enough to get proper training or they deliberately don't get educated on British laws. The nonsense they keep coming out with makes you wonder.
The second clip is a classic, we have a security issue. But we’ll be leaving the gates to the property wide open 😂😂😂😂. And I also love it when they come out to their property to confront a member of the public who is on a public pavement. And they start demanding that you follow their rules and directions
It's not like they've even mis-read something either, they just believe in what they make up without question. Dumb people used to know they were dumb.
999 what's your emergency... Yes I've got a guy just stood in public filming... That's fine miss, we've despatched the whole of North Wales police they'll be there in a few mins.. 🤣🤣🤣
She had one of those permanently thick looks on her face. Constantly clueless and a very limited understanding of the world around her . . . and they let people like that vote!
Laurel and Hardy at the start were ridiculously hilarious, as was the eco-warrior midget with the mysterious mask obsession. Great film NA, brilliantly funny and lethal as always, thank you.
Bonus clips thank you mate. I did think cutting room floor wouldn’t have anything worth watching but I was wrong. This clown show buffet was actually v good to watch 👍
Sorry that the Warburton employee, felt it necessary to contact the security! There may come a time when that person needs to know "which side his bread is buttered on"!!
Heddlu....That was the most brilliant descaltion ever...Is that an electric car? To which she turned away, back to the car and left... I presume she looked at the lights & thought they better get back to the muckfurry shed before it went flat...lol...
Look forward to my Sunday morning Northern audits experience. Another masterclass, as usual, it is full of dimwit people, cla😢ssic fat security dude following your every move while covering up his badge with his hand . Keep em coming .
That was bloody brilliant all of it,so many coming out, the old battle axe just did not have a clue. But the best one was the man over the fence, why you filming, wearing a mask what you want. Why why why you flying stuff about. Cocky little man don’t point brilliant🚨🚓 best one eco-warrior lol
A cracking compilation, NA, with some very amusing bits. That guy at Proserve seemed to be trying to intimidate you with his forklift truck, whilst his colleague threatened to "get the airgun" to deal with your drone. Some shot that would be!
@russellsaunders9502. Too right, bro. I'm still waiting ... about 30 years now ... for the tossers to arrive at my house after I'd phoned them and told them that someone had tried breaking into my shed whilst I was in there. They're bound to turn up soon, 'cos I bet the body's stinking by now, and someone's PROBABLY reported it. 😉
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So many offspring of sibling parents out there.
@@ianpennington5856 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
The sheer arrogance and stupidity of these two fools is typical of the country talking rubbish then demanding if 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ignorant people are so quick to phone cops, about time call handlers stopped calls
All those potential “Brain of Britain” contestants.
Their ignorance is our bliss.
You can't film private property 🤣🤣
True, luckily there's so much ignorance on offer------- everywhere.......
Pcso's driving police cars what has Britain come to?🇬🇧
Just shut up, darling. You’re making yourself look daft.
@@jackwatsonepic626 britain has become a shit hole that absolutely hates its citizens, unless of course you are from abroad or a fruit or you think a boy can be a girl simply by saying it but if you are a British hetro who works full time and doesn't have a drug habit or foney mental health condition, you're fu#£ed.
😂 Warburtons man was marvellous. He was having such a hard time trying to figure out why he couldn’t completely control you. He probably went back inside and punched the crap out of a toastie loaf. 😂
but nice Fella 👨🍳👍
Warburtons is a company which donates to the Tory party. I won't buy their stuff even when it's reduced to clear.
🤣😂🤣great vision whack whack why not just phuching answer my biff biff phuching questions whack biff bash bosh. 😂🤣👍❤️
😂😂😂😂 toastie loaf
@@cedricredwood9409 expensive shite
The 1st woman Walking out to you, that’s the most exercise she’s done in 20 years
I thought she was a copper when I seen the size of her.
Battle axe could turn milk sour with one look
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Why did you think of milk?
@@bobikdylan it’s a old saying
@@bobikdylanstrange question
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Walking up and down while on the phone was probably the most exercise Waynetta has had for a while.
😂
😂😂😂😂😂 Weighnetta
Fine figure of a human
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Sunday morning complete.
I love watching these belters and their demands
One thing I don't get - if you can't film private property and you have to get peoples permission, why do these phone companies keep putting cameras in their phones 🤷🤣🤣
@@northernaudits and they always want you to fly over other people's buildings, never theirs.
The confidence in some of these people too 🤣😂
@@stevethomas1884 the reason im flying over your property is because that business down the road said i should fly over someone elses property like yours so now im complying with their request ....
@@tonymatthew9659 exactly 🤣🤣😂😁
In my opinion the only reason companies hire security is to lower their insurance policies. This is why they hire the cheapest security they can get.
Those first two 😂 so demading and out of control. Their poor husband's
And totally wrong
Doubt she’s got a husband, just a cat
@@Stazi2tierkierpoor cat
Husband naaaaa who would take them on
No, there poor wives more like🤣🤣🤣
The Baker who thought he had some sort of authority was hilarious
he was crusty
@@Wiganparadiddle115 he says “ no matter how you slice it , it’s plain “ 😮
Let the clown show begin! Usual rubbish about privacy laws that people believe exit. Very entertaining. Love your videos.😂
You can't film private property and you have to get everyone's permission, so we might aswell bin cameras 🤣
Whatever you do, don’t capture footage of private property from five miles off! An employee will magically appear next to you and tell you that you’re not allowed!
@@northernauditsPlease get a shotgun mic. I can hear engine noises more than I can hear your own voice!
Why are there so many foreign security?
@@wellybobs4403 I think it is a minimum wage job nobody else wants to do. They either don't speak English well enough to get proper training or they deliberately don't get educated on British laws. The nonsense they keep coming out with makes you wonder.
The second clip is a classic, we have a security issue. But we’ll be leaving the gates to the property wide open 😂😂😂😂. And I also love it when they come out to their property to confront a member of the public who is on a public pavement. And they start demanding that you follow their rules and directions
The absolute confidence in what they are saying when they are completely wrong 😛
It's not like they've even mis-read something either, they just believe in what they make up without question. Dumb people used to know they were dumb.
He’s a spy for Hovis.😂😂😂
😂🤣 Hovis, James Hovis 🤣👍
These fools do make me laugh ! 🤣. I don't know why you have labelled this as a second mate ? It's spot on ! Great work, as always.
Much appreciated 👍
"We've got security issues"
I can see that, its you dude.
🤣
Poor lady hasn’t a clue and should just go back to her soapy job. The police should charge these companies as a fine for misusing 999 service.
999 what's your emergency... Yes I've got a guy just stood in public filming... That's fine miss, we've despatched the whole of North Wales police they'll be there in a few mins.. 🤣🤣🤣
I had a soapy job once in Pattaya, it wasn't from her thank Christ!
Hi Vis jacket gives them power... Beware of the power rangers 😂😂😂
What a pair. To think they have the vote and can sit on juries.
That first one is quite the battleaxe.
Walks out into public to tell someone what to do 🤣
that is an understatement
She had one of those permanently thick looks on her face. Constantly clueless and a very limited understanding of the world around her . . . and they let people like that vote!
And it's wearing a wedding ring, Holy F+ck !!
@@johnfellows2867 her girlfriends. 😭
Female Mick Hucknall security guard, lol😂😂😂
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🤣🤣🤣👍🏻
Underrated comment..
@@risingstorm4239 rising storm ✌️
Along with a female meatloaf
In the Warburtons guy we have somebody who is too used to being surrounded by yes men. He seems to think that it extends to in public.
Exactly 💯. He wants answers and I'm just giving him a load of flannel🤣🤣🤣
@northernaudits A very amusing breakfast video. 😁
@@northernauditsthe JD security is comical too 😂😂
Laurel and Hardy at the start were ridiculously hilarious, as was the eco-warrior midget with the mysterious mask obsession.
Great film NA, brilliantly funny and lethal as always, thank you.
High-viz jackets are the new SS uniform.
Stasi
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The Warburton’s blue coat guy was hilarious, he was so sure that he was right but just talked utter rubbish! 😂
I think he was Headmaster back in the 70s when I was at school. "Don't give me that flannel" spot on 😂😂
She wasn't old enough to remember 'The League Of Gentlemen'.
Maybe you should audit dressed as Papa Lazarou? That would certainly get a reaction 😂
Hello Dave...🤣🤣
@northernaudits "You're my wife now" 🤣
don't give Reggie ideas...
Her vacant look said it all 😆
@@peterhemmings2929 Reggie is 90% there already. Just needs the face paint.
Little man at the fence firing questions at you like a jack russell
😉
Absolute tit. He puts viagra eye drops in to “look hard!” Chews that gum really aggressively!!
No, the Jack Russell is his girlfriend
Riallo girl calling ‘Boss Man’…..hilarious 😂 Beyond her to come back and apologise then?
Time to get me brew and settle down for another Northern treat ! 😁
Cheers ☕
Bonus clips thank you mate.
I did think cutting room floor wouldn’t have anything worth watching but I was wrong. This clown show buffet was actually v good to watch 👍
Glad you enjoyed it
They ask you: 'What are you doing?' Your answer:
'Minding my own business, what are you doing?'
What a pair of karen’s they think this is “ their moment “😂😂😂
Fair play the security guy is very very thorough with his description reporting. 🤣
The little Greek security should just look at you intensely and then say “ I CURSE YOU “ 😂 Paul Whitehouse…..
Sorry that the Warburton employee, felt it necessary to contact the security! There may come a time when that person needs to know "which side his bread is buttered on"!!
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@@northernaudits Ha Ha! And thankyou Northern Auditts!!
He just wasn’t using his loaf.
Heddlu....That was the most brilliant descaltion ever...Is that an electric car? To which she turned away, back to the car and left...
I presume she looked at the lights & thought they better get back to the muckfurry shed before it went flat...lol...
Did you hear the way they pulled out of the junction in that electric car 🤣🤣🤣😉
Bakery-Man should have come out with a treat 🍞. ✅
The one who didn't want to be pointed at was a charmer. I'd have pointed the camera at him and said "And this, kids, is why you shouldn't do drugs'
I reckon he had a bit of roid rage. Thought he could verbally bully Northern Audits.
Heddlu didn't even bother to try and conceal her contempt.
Did you hear how they pulled out of that junction 🤷🤣🤣🤣😉
they'll have to charge that again now, the EV will be wheezing after doing a wheel spin and having the flashing lights on@@northernaudits
The security guard sounds like A B from Auditing Britain could ask if he is his brother 😂😂😂
compliant SNOWFLAKES,JUST GETS BETTER HAHAHAHAHA
Look forward to my Sunday morning Northern audits experience. Another masterclass, as usual, it is full of dimwit people, cla😢ssic fat security dude following your every move while covering up his badge with his hand . Keep em coming .
Cheers 🥂
"Are you local?" . . . You heard the PCSO Tubs, get undressed 🐽
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love that series
Boss man and the two empty heads 😂,get the airgun😂😂JD sports back to work with the cocky guy...eco warrior😂😂great stuff.
Glad you enjoyed
Waynetta and Mike Hucknell in one video, WOW What a scoop.
Warburtons have had major problems with straight haired people stealing crusts.
🤣
That first woman was so funny. It’s difficult to believe that someone thought it to be a good idea to promote her.
I wanna be on RUclips. Go tell him he can't film private property then threaten to call bossman 🤣🤣🤣
Good parking on the bend , by the PCSO , who has the same power as lollipop crossing lady
That was bloody brilliant all of it,so many coming out, the old battle axe just did not have a clue. But the best one was the man over the fence, why you filming, wearing a mask what you want. Why why why you flying stuff about. Cocky little man don’t point brilliant🚨🚓 best one eco-warrior lol
Kate Humble at the start has fallen on hard times 😂
Some great interactions, these compilations really work well 👏👏👏
Cheers 🥂
Mick Hucknall and Waynette Slob at the start lol
Wow a non Anglo Saxon security guard
Shocking.
Love these short clips as much as the full length one. Keep 'em coming.
Encounter videos, these are the best ones 😂
Quick fire interactions 🙂
Warburton are now Warburtons unlicensed private investigators 😂
What a tool he was 😮
Giving him loads of flannel 🤣
I love the new series! Thank you!
🥂
There's a gentleman stood on the public footpath minding his own business, what shall we do about it! Strange woman!
The planks are thick enough to build a ship
And there's enough of them to build a complete navy, not just a ship.
😂😂😂😂😂
He’s in the Wrexham area (canal boats only)… The local parlance sez ‘thick as a brick). How many bricks’ worth here d’ye think?
Love the little audio clips added in... especially the car driving off, very good. 😃
19:51 "Ask if he is DJ Audits?"
LOL, they all thought they were up for some free keyrings 🤣🤣🤣
If DJ ever leaves a keyring near my gaff I'll probably lose my license fly across to get there 🤣
A cracking compilation, NA, with some very amusing bits. That guy at Proserve seemed to be trying to intimidate you with his forklift truck, whilst his colleague threatened to "get the airgun" to deal with your drone. Some shot that would be!
Love this format but but but i wanna see what happened with the first one, that was comedy gold 😂
That was it, I think they were enlightened 🤣
I was hoping the BossMan would come out for a final battle 😅
I really enjoyed that video. Especially the , “Clearly up to no good.” at 25:09 😂🤣😂
Warburton's, bleaching bread for generations.
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@@northernaudits white bread is poisonous, I got a bread machine,best bread ever.
Don't forget the additives that make it mouldy after a couple of days.
@@Itisfinished.do you use white flour?
Security issues 🤣🤣🤣 your reply 🤣🤣 brilliant love your banter it’s class
League of Gentlemen.
It was filmed in Padfield.
My field was used in several scenes as was my house.
There will be a day we all wish drones were never invented!😂
The two security guards were clueless. The face of the company. 😂
Only give your name if they give you their bank details.
Bloody hillarious👍👍👍👍
Top man NA😂😂😂😂
We used to have Monty Python and Benny Hill, now we have audits like this. Home Schooled Barristers are always hilarious!
These people demand you don't film their building, can't fly a drone, see your ID etc, seriously should consider moving to China or N.Korea.
Why , why, why , 7 people asking the same question multitude times.
Makes for good content !
Your reactions make it perfect, AB is great but you're teh best industrial filmer. Always entertaining.😸👍
Excellent content and enjoyed the format 👍
Did that African security guard ask permission from the 1000’s of properties he flew over when he came to the uk?
Love it, great collection of Clowns, if you started a circus you'd have no shortage of staff 😂
First 2 up look like Kevin and Perry 😂😂😂
Great audit ...watch Yardley ski next at charing cross police station 😂
Cheers I'll take a look. Not seen ski in my list for a while
When they phone the cops, it gives the cops something to do, cos they don't seem to solve or investigate REAL crime!
@russellsaunders9502. Too right, bro. I'm still waiting ... about 30 years now ... for the tossers to arrive at my house after I'd phoned them and told them that someone had tried breaking into my shed whilst I was in there. They're bound to turn up soon, 'cos I bet the body's stinking by now, and someone's PROBABLY reported it. 😉
You bring so much excitement to these jobsworths and their dull day's!
Enjoyed those clips.👏👏
Cheers 🥂
Don’t tell them not to phone the police as it gives them the impression that you are scared. Encourage them to do so
I think that's the point
Somewhere a robbers dog must be missing its face.
I reckon she must have been on the front line during covid and she has remembered her training 😅😅
Great interaction again love your videos chum .Excellent
Cheers 🥂
Great video with lots of interactions. Thank you NA.
Cheers Eliz ✌️
She does a great penguin impression 4:13
Steroids may cause aggression
“I’m from ENGLAND”
I wonder if she has heard of it? 😂😂😂
The warburton man had a lovely dress on though🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your audits are some of the best keep up the good work.
A pcso officer wanting a member of the public I D for a man with a camera and drome and breaking no laws keep up the good videos etc
The man with the giant bunch of keys on his belt! The jailer. 😂
Warburton's got a new sausage range by the looks of it, good vid n1👍💯
I 🙋🏽♀️love the compilations videos! They are funny 😁 😂
You're disarming demeanor really shows these deluded tyrants up. 👍🏻
Loved it. More please❤❤❤
That interaction with the PCSO was bizarre
Yes, that's how it went down, then they just sped off🤣
Loved how you handled the welsh police lady . Basically, it's just laffing all the time to the point she just gave in and left 😊
😉 pcso I think, and she had handcuffs 🤔