we’re balatro guys of course we explain the joke to make it funny. see the funny part of the joke is that i combined two overused jokes to make an even worse one
24:43 me when I'm revising Macbeth and I am reading the part where his hamartia is mentioned (Currently in pain because I do not know the text and gcse is tomorrow good luck anyone else doing gcses right now)
You’re right NL there’s no reason we can’t make good ramen in St Louis. Ramen at Menya Rui is insane and Yelp thinks they are the second best restaurant in the United States.
33:28 He not wrong. I'm not smart enough to explain this properly. Basically the thermoreceptors of our cells also react to specific chemical compounds. Which is why mints taste ❄, and chili peppers taste 🔥.
I’m gonna be that guy 🙃: if you had 300 IQ you’d realize it’s a quotient, not a direct measurement. 500IQ is technically functionally identical to 400IQ and both are technically impossible. Thank you for your time 🤓
36:15 WTF is he talking about? No one brought up him being white, they were not saying anything about that, they were bringing up the fact that Tajin is sweet and hot, not cold. I have no clue why he reacted like that.
The initial drawing of 4 cards to a 4-flush leaves you 9 outs out of a 44 card deck, which is going to hit about 61% of the time and miss 39%. So it's not as much of a lock as one might think. Of course since the cards are not replaced the second draw has a slightly better chance at hitting (about 66%), and so on. Side note: the best Thai restaurant I ever ate at was in Oklahoma.
On the topic of statistical analysis of Balatro, something to note: Firstly, I can't find anything other than some simulations. Secondly, analyze a single specific run, or what? Ideally automate playing the game to: 1. start game 2. Discard 5 cards 3. Take screenshot of hand (for late calculation) 4. Rinse and repeat Then run the numbers. Sounds like turbo nerd shit, or Localthunk can SHOW US THE CODE
Literally the best American style Chinese food is in Springfield Missouri. If you’re ever there go to Leongs and get the cashew chicken that stuff is ambrosia man.
hey nl do you think you could add a watermark that indicates whether its a vod or yt recording. I love watching the yt recordings and then watching the vod stuff on the librarians channel.
seeing the polychrome gluttonous joker made me feel I had to share my big fumble from yesterday: purple stake, polychrome gluttonous, foil eternal blueprint, and hologram raised to x3.5 and I failed cuz I didn't slow down the game for boss blind ante 8 which was Acorn t^t (I did complete purple stake the next run and had foil crafty joker, foil raised fist, polychrome rocket, negative smear, holographic certificate, and hologram by ante 8 and replaced crafty and raised fist for ancient stone and cavendish by ante 11)
The sweet is cold thing i see the vision but toothpaste is cause of sls it contains, but besides that when you get a cold coffee thats sweet you go thats refreshing but if you have something that isn't that sweet its well not like bitter ones not really or at least as much, and if you have something hot and sweet its not so yea, it could also be cause we are used to having sweet things cold
Assuming a 1 in 4 chance to draw each suit, the odds of drawing 8 non-clubs is (3/4)^8≈10%. A 5 card redraw with no clubs is (3/4)^5≈23.7%. Both happening is 2.4%, and a draw and 2 redraws is 0.6%
@@luin6788 Oh, he was actually being an asshole on that one. Bummer. I've been hearing about how "everyone suddenly has ADHD" since I got diagnosed in like 1993. I was one of those Ritalin kids everybody seemed to like to lampoon for the following decade or so. 😮💨 Synesthesia isn't a disability though is it? I think of it like aphantasia, in that it is more of an inexpressible perceptual difference.
the miso soup topic was actually the first time I've truly disagreed with NL, miso soup is such a top tier starter before eating anything especially if you're feeling a lil under the weather or your stomach needs a revive.
Miso soup mix to upgrade the ramen experience ive done just miso paste and tofu to make my own just a nice light soup. And go to missouri they actualy have some realy cool sushi places go to the college town part its almost like across the universe resturaunts with apartements above em its pretty nice experience
we’re balatro guys of course we explain the joke to make it funny. see the funny part of the joke is that i combined two overused jokes to make an even worse one
Actual +2 tho
+4
That's a +6 or something according to the math, damn
we're balatro guys, of course we beat this blind, of course we beat this blind with diamonds
+2×2
"Reroll boss blind might save our life" and boy did it
31:03 me when I'm Jeff Keighly at the Game Awards about to present a trailer for the most average looking shooter you've ever seen
+2
+2
+2
+2
+2
"Black deck is the easiest"
*10 minutes later*
"Ok we hold R on this one"
8:49 ethnic Asians are everywhere, good noodles can be found in middle America. You cannot change my mind.
You're right. Only ethnic Asians can make good noodles
I would have been a Balatro guy too if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
+2
And your Wee Joker too!
The real jokers are in the comments
I identify as the vagabond joker
I am the basic +4 mult joker
I and I alone am the Balatro guy
he's Balatro guy
he's the Balatro guy
Balatro 2
bro is THE Balatro guy
me when im reading the balatro guys comment
5:26 pov: cowboys inner thoughts
+2
+2
+2
3:55 .am i crazy or is that actually an insane bar
26:32 Me checking the time when flushing to make sure I’m waking up everyone
we're balatro galatro of calatro we're
calatro am abulatro i'm halatro a stralatro
I think you have given me brain damage
-1
When a -1 hurts more than a -2
@@thekingofseals6832you forgot to swap accounts
Eminem recorded this in 20010
For the IQ question, rent a Port-a-potty while you build yourself an outhouse, and just be that guy in public restrooms
shrimply think of a smart solution to the flush problem with your 300IQ brain.
0:01 me when my friend asks what I’m playing for the rest of all time.
24:43 me when I'm revising Macbeth and I am reading the part where his hamartia is mentioned (Currently in pain because I do not know the text and gcse is tomorrow good luck anyone else doing gcses right now)
36:56 me when my friend asks what that red card that NL has in balatro is
16:32 bro didn’t even CONSIDER the roided up Temperance from Egg 😂😭😭
7:34 If I had a nickel for every time NL mentioned a place where i've lived, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but weird that it's happened twice
Bro I'm telling you. Like why did he choose that location of all locations to make fun of!? lol
7:38 Hey don't throw Knoxville under the bus we have 2 ramen restraunts.
LocalThunk is a distant relative to the bogdanoffs
Prove it
I get it
me when I have a holographic egg carrying me early and all i have to do is sort my eco: TIME TO GET GREEN JOKER
Miso soup catching strays.
Where are my miso soup defenders
We’re balatro guys, guys balatro we’re
We're balatro guys, syug ortalab er'eW
4:38 hotboytoke when he is soup
"Raw dogging the Earth" is a wild statement which will now be added to my repertoire.
We're balatro guys, of course we mult the chips. We mult the chips with jokers.
Chaps
If middle america can slow cook meats for 14 hours to acheive godliness they can handle a ramen surely
You’re right NL there’s no reason we can’t make good ramen in St Louis. Ramen at Menya Rui is insane and Yelp thinks they are the second best restaurant in the United States.
46:49 me when I'm a guitar salesman
bruh you commented this twice
@@jayykeyyProbably a youtube issue, sometimes it bugs out and does that
46:00 thanks NL I’m gonna start using this one
With my 300 IQ I invented a robot that flushes toilets. I could probably make a less cool looking one with 150 IQ too, but I dont know about now...
33:28 He not wrong. I'm not smart enough to explain this properly. Basically the thermoreceptors of our cells also react to specific chemical compounds. Which is why mints taste ❄, and chili peppers taste 🔥.
we're balatro guys of course we order by suit and discard full houses
accredited scientist doesn't understand probability
it's crazy how before the update i only had one gold deck but i haven't lost a single run since the patch
Brother, we were forged in the fires of 1.0.0
yeah it kind of messed up the balance a lot... extreme easy mode is extreme
yall lyin
1:15 If I have 300IQ I'm smart enough to make a non flushing toilet
I'd shit out of windows
I’m gonna be that guy 🙃: if you had 300 IQ you’d realize it’s a quotient, not a direct measurement. 500IQ is technically functionally identical to 400IQ and both are technically impossible. Thank you for your time 🤓
Turns out this patch only had to break one egg to make its omelette
19:38 buys Telescope on the first shop of the ante with 13$ and no Celestial Pack in sight
3 minutes later: "I think we should get our econ pumping"
We are Balatro. Guys?
Guys?????
We're guys
of course
36:15 WTF is he talking about? No one brought up him being white, they were not saying anything about that, they were bringing up the fact that Tajin is sweet and hot, not cold. I have no clue why he reacted like that.
0:18 when Batman's deciding what outfit to wear
The initial drawing of 4 cards to a 4-flush leaves you 9 outs out of a 44 card deck, which is going to hit about 61% of the time and miss 39%. So it's not as much of a lock as one might think. Of course since the cards are not replaced the second draw has a slightly better chance at hitting (about 66%), and so on. Side note: the best Thai restaurant I ever ate at was in Oklahoma.
5:12 -infinity always add a miso
11:57 ive had one grocery store appear in a nightmare and it was walmart thats all im sayin
0:01 so LocalThunk is already working on the sequel ?
maybe i missed a video, just wondering if he did jokerless or he decided to stop bashing his head against the wall
We’re Northernlion fans, of course we take a time stamp of what he said and re-contextualise it with a new joke hoping for +2’s in the reply’s
On the topic of statistical analysis of Balatro, something to note:
Firstly, I can't find anything other than some simulations.
Secondly, analyze a single specific run, or what?
Ideally automate playing the game to:
1. start game
2. Discard 5 cards
3. Take screenshot of hand (for late calculation)
4. Rinse and repeat
Then run the numbers.
Sounds like turbo nerd shit, or Localthunk can SHOW US THE CODE
if spinach makes your teeth feel gritty you're overcooking your spinach, blud
1:15 I have a 300IQ surely I am smart enough to just shit outside.
Literally the best American style Chinese food is in Springfield Missouri. If you’re ever there go to Leongs and get the cashew chicken that stuff is ambrosia man.
3:19 me when im going into the fremen settlements on arrakis
NL *makes a run-destroying mistake* "Our plans are measured in centuries."
hey nl do you think you could add a watermark that indicates whether its a vod or yt recording. I love watching the yt recordings and then watching the vod stuff on the librarians channel.
9:20 how it feels to talk about oil refinement while living in Alberta
0:00 me when im LocalThunk and can’t think of another indie game to make
1:30 northernlion hits em with the MUDA MUDA MUDA.
30:35 She didn't throw him so much as let go of him.
It'd be cool if they gave some bonus if you doink the score perfectly.
seeing the polychrome gluttonous joker made me feel I had to share my big fumble from yesterday:
purple stake, polychrome gluttonous, foil eternal blueprint, and hologram raised to x3.5 and I failed cuz I didn't slow down the game for boss blind ante 8 which was Acorn t^t
(I did complete purple stake the next run and had foil crafty joker, foil raised fist, polychrome rocket, negative smear, holographic certificate, and hologram by ante 8 and replaced crafty and raised fist for ancient stone and cavendish by ante 11)
NL has definitely never had Tajin before LOL
Just because he doesn't know how to pronounce it?
38:22 me when I'm asking my friend Dan if he had a good weekend
+1
The sweet is cold thing i see the vision but toothpaste is cause of sls it contains, but besides that when you get a cold coffee thats sweet you go thats refreshing but if you have something that isn't that sweet its well not like bitter ones not really or at least as much, and if you have something hot and sweet its not so yea, it could also be cause we are used to having sweet things cold
Assuming a 1 in 4 chance to draw each suit, the odds of drawing 8 non-clubs is (3/4)^8≈10%. A 5 card redraw with no clubs is (3/4)^5≈23.7%. Both happening is 2.4%, and a draw and 2 redraws is 0.6%
Calculating with a standar poker deck, with removal of drawn cards, the likelihood of drawing q8 consecutive non-clubs is about 0.15%
Wait how did madness buff itself on boss blinds? Was this recorded before 1.01? Thought I’d seen RUclips vids on the new patch tho
most centrist vaguely conservative nl vid in a while we got the "i dont have synesthesia im 35" AND the tajin bit in less than 10 minutes
Could you explain the synesthesia thing?
@@dudekazoo disabilities are often framed as a young millennial/zoomer "trend", rather than things that went undiagnosed previously
@@luin6788 Oh, he was actually being an asshole on that one. Bummer. I've been hearing about how "everyone suddenly has ADHD" since I got diagnosed in like 1993. I was one of those Ritalin kids everybody seemed to like to lampoon for the following decade or so. 😮💨
Synesthesia isn't a disability though is it? I think of it like aphantasia, in that it is more of an inexpressible perceptual difference.
A spectral card that adds an eternal if a joker doesn’t have one, or removes one if it does would go hard
totally understand his gritty teeth feeling when eating raw spinach, not sure why it happens but I don't mind it
My teeth feel squeaky after eating cooked spinach. I get it from cooked chard as well.
the miso soup topic was actually the first time I've truly disagreed with NL, miso soup is such a top tier starter before eating anything especially if you're feeling a lil under the weather or your stomach needs a revive.
It's not a 1/4 because you burnt a whole club flush before fishing for another one
We are indeed buying your wheat.
20:58 me when im throwing some dookie
7:43 the real rookie mistake is only eating tonkotsu imo
Waiting for NL vids to catch up to patch gang
init
stuff tasting sweet if it's cold is the same as stuff tasting hot if it's spicy. same on ramps different exits
Miso soup mix to upgrade the ramen experience ive done just miso paste and tofu to make my own just a nice light soup. And go to missouri they actualy have some realy cool sushi places go to the college town part its almost like across the universe resturaunts with apartements above em its pretty nice experience
RYUKA MENTIONED!!!! RAHHHH!!! 🐈🐈🐈‼️‼️‼️🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈WHAT THE FRICK IS LETTING TOMO EAT HIS FOOD IN PEACE‼️
The japanese food bit was fire lmao
as someone raised in kansas city, no place has pizza like kansas city (as in, there is nowhere where it sucks as bad as it does in KC)
You are my background noise because the discourse is better than lo mein
I'm really struggling on checkered purple stake!
Oiistar on Milwaukee and Wood in Chicago is the best Ramen I've had in the city.
This man talking about food and sensation makes me want to tear my fucking hair out lmaooooooo
"Italy aren't buying our wheat"
Welp , Barilla does use canadian wheat...
/marker balatro 2
slæʃ ˈmɑrkər ˈbɑːlɑːtroʊ tu
For the sushi restaurant appetizers I’m a takoyaki tyler personally
I am, therefore of course we are
NL: Black is the easiest deck ever.
Also NL: Restarts 50 times.
Big fan of the Missouri praise, KC has very good food
Did he go back to previous patch?
No, the videos are from the past not recent.
I’m convinced NL has just become a parody of himself
What does this even mean
1:36 ushiromiya battler be like
5:27 cuisine in 1929
That last run was a thing of beauty. 182.25 x mult from two jokers!
@1:13 then I would invent a flushless toilet
Arkansas catches too many strays 😭😭
Did NL give up on jokerless
my niece is finally old enough to play sap with me. Lol, you even hit a NL style Lets go on are first few wins. You would of loved it.
Has he updated his game yet?