The Dark Angels INVADED The IMPERIAL PALACE?!?! - Ft.
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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
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Big shout out to The Remembrancer for being featured on this video, go check out his channel!
I was about to say what the hell happened😅
Enjoyed the collab! His channel is dope!
Hell yeah!
His voice is truly magnificent
Cheers boo 😘
I can think of at least nine legions that have invaded the Imperial Palace
😂😂😂😂
Awwww, beat me to it.
@@Dakooties 😉
I wanted to say it first.
Custodes also
“Mordacai, get cypher back before the daemon incursion ends or your fired!”
Take my like, that’s peak comedy
Mussehl Manus: " Oh no, battle bro. "
-chapter commander benson-
The story starting with a new boss arriving for the job and ending with a demonic invasion is peak Regular Show.
The moment I heard his name I knew someone would make a Regular Show reference and I was not disappointed.
"Dude, Azreal's gonna be pissed" - Libraian Mordechai to Battle Brother Rigb'y
Imagine receiving Power Punchies
Ouch
**AZMODAI INTENSIFIES**
@@chaeminkim5914*Vibrates furiously phasing through walls.
Deadlifts decide to do neck training and now his voice became stronger
I think this might be the second puberty some boys get around their 30s.
Real stuff apparently
Wait, neck training does that?
@@JoseTorres-ry9qeMaybe it's placebo lol. But hey, George Fisher and Corey Taylor have some thick af necks and their voices are deep as hell
@@JoseTorres-ry9qe having more muscles seem to cause your voice pitch to go lower.
He grows in power still
During the moments when he is alone, during the days when psykers are not sacrificed him to fuel his psyker capabilites, the emperor mutters to himself in text to speech,
"I'm surrounded by idiots...."
And one of those days is this one particular clusterfeth.
Yes yes it is a very dumb day seriously the fallen lore has become annoying at this point
To be fair big e himself apparently had a chat with Cypher through a custodian sockpuppet and told him to come back later
And Cypher just kinda goes aight and vanishes
Alpha Legionaires: **Evil French Laughter**
They do not need to infiltrate as they never left. They are Alpharius after all...
[snorting]
@@TheoKoulouristhis is a lie
Dorn raged at the sight of the upper decker dump alpharius left in his personal bathroom
Space Marine groups that had the audacity to attack the Imperial Palace.
Dark Angels
The Black Legion
Iron Warriors
World Eaters
Emperor's Children
Death Guard
Word Bearers
Night Lords
Thousand Sons
And Alpha Legion. And i bet they occasionally infiltrate the palace just for laughs.
Additions to the list
Imperial Fists
This list is incomplete. You can help by expanding it.
Hmm, one of these legions are not like the others.
Imperial fists put it under siege during the whole age of apostasy incident
The Ultramarines threatened to once with 50 chapters at their back, and the Imperial Fists did once when fighting Goge Vandyre or however his name is spelt lol
This is a summary of the book "Cypher: Lord of the Fallen" by John French if anyone is interested in hearing the full story
thank you so much! just diving into digesting the lore, and thus reading the books, and im creating a list of books to purchase
@@SultrySenpai You have to read, I recommend listening to the audiobooks, the Ciaphus Cain series. The ones I've read were all fantastic except for maybe the second book, "Cave of Ice". That one was sort of just meh with one really good joke near the end.
@Midnight-Starfish I don't like being read to, can't do audio books. Maybe once I have a better understanding of base lore but probably not
@@SultrySenpai When you see the prices of physical copies, you may change your mind; unless you're fine with digital copies then because roughly the same price as the audiobooks.
Also, buy from the Black Library. It's the 40k online bookstore.
I think the only thing that Tzeench needs to do to get himself a new legion is to tell Dark Angels that Emperor is a disguised fallen.
Cypher. Raining hide and seek champion of 40k
Reigning, it's a common mistake.
@@privatemcprivateson1054 You don't know bro, might have had some precipitation.
@@Lameyoutubehandle no. The inquisition won't let you in on this, but the emperor controls the weather. It was dry.
OMG THE EMPEROR CONTROLS THE WEATHER
Balls… sure, it’s the lack of BRAINS. That concern me, the Emperors home gets attacked and they completely ignore it. Holy hell
Definitely the blood raven's... I like to imagine that while all of this happened, the blood raven and trazyn went on a treasure hunt on the golden palace
Probably comparing notes the whole time, too. 😂
Angelos: I don’t need this artifact, but the one over there is crucial for the Chapter.
Trazyn: Oh is it? Well for me it is the other way around that first one would look beautiful in an display I am working on on Solemnace.
*they shake hands and have conversations like this every few meters. Later there will be wondering why a shitload of artifacts are missing*
Blood Ravens: what's this about personal property ?
At the moment Trazin has already tried to take the emperor with throne and everything 3 times but our banana boys protect Jimmy space well
@@matiasnoguera461 Trazyn just wants his toilet back...
The coolest part of the book for me was when a custodian, a shadow keeper, went head to head with the dark angels. He killed three and before he could slay the fourth, the first three bodies hadn’t dropped to the ground yet. Without mordachai’s powerful psychic power which wasn’t enough to completely stop the custodes only slow him, they would have all been killed within a matter of seconds. The custodes are truly built different.
The Custodian let them go. That's the only reason they survived
@@gardenthefermentingsound6218 even if you're joking I choose to believe it lol
Not normal dark angels mind you, terminators and the only reason they even scratched a shadow keeper is because custodes are utterly useless when faced against psychic attacks without the SoS
The Lion is going to be pissed when he hears about this.
When the Dark Angels get wind of one of the Fallen, they will stop at NOTHING to either kill or capture him. They are obsessive and paranoid to an extreme that goes beyond any known extremes.
Someone called it weaponized autism
It's called being a Heretic.
It is called: "Do not let it be openly known that half of one of the most 'faithful' legions betrayed the Imperium almost immediately during the heresy."
@Lameyoutubehandle because the Space Wolves with their Wulfen or the Blood Angels with the Red Thirst & Black Rage have never done anything to hide their own history...no, not at all.
@@WhiteIkiryo-yt2itI mean.. scale, dude. Wulfen are a few guys, the black rage isn't really treachery, but tens of thousands of dark angels turned on the imperium.
Not _balls_ but *Audacity*
Call it recklessness.
Call it treachery
Isn't it odd that all those Dark Angels were saying things like "Hydra Dominatus", and "I am Alpharius".
The Dark Angels before the return of Lion had fallen(pun intended) to such pettiness that they would rather invade the imperial palace than just ask Guilliman to return their 'traitor' brother and except that they had traitor's too like any other legion glad that Lion has returned and the First Legion shall be made anew
I do agree that the one really dumb thing about the Dark Angels is that they thought they'd all be killed and slandered for having traitors. Like... the White Scars actually lost nearly half their Legion directly, and the Dark Angels only sent back 500 that then raised a bunch of "traitors." It's only because nobody gives a shit about the Khan's little biker boys that the Dark Angels get shit for it.
Hopefully a few heads will roll.
The adding the ever growing list of nonsense the Dark Angel's consistently go through wins me over ever time
The Dark Angels and Black Templars are the "we're doing our own thing"s of the Astartes..
Can you think of anything else in 40K that has invaded the imperial palace MORE than astartes legions?
Demons and eldar....and even a very well spoken ork lol
@@sajadhoxhaj6603 Well spoken or was wild
@sajadhoxhaj6603 technically harlequins which makes it better
Or worse depending on your perspective
The BALLS… and the utter FAILURE. The Dark Angels sound like an embarrassment.
They are. They're pathetic. Hopefully the Lion will set them straight. With the Nemiel treatment.
The Fallen want all the smoke
Azreal: “GUILIMAN IS WORKING WITH THE FALLEN!”
*Dramatic music*
Another Dark Angeles derpy-moment.
Can’t even hit a fish in a barrel.
The Alpha Legion: "The day you infiltrated the Imperial Palace was the ballsiest day of your lives. For us? It was just another Tuesday."
"That's called treason. Looks like Hjorfar was right. Lock n load." - Brother Storn of the Imperial Fists, back from his tour in the Deathwatch where he served alongside Brother Hjorfar of the Space Wolves
What I love is that Cypher is basically the equivalent in 40k of a shitposter that can doxx your location at any moment, do something nobody understands in the moment and then leave
The Emperor’s Bachelor Pad. I’m dead.
Oh sick Deadlifts' voice finally dropped
I must remind you that the Legio Custodes tries to kill the emperor for sport.
They don't try to kill him. They try to get in a position where they could kill him. It's a big difference.
They always stop just short. Blood games find flaws in defenses to rectify
And sometimes they just kidnap Iron Warriors instead of doing it themselves
@@Xeraghusta yet, the fem-todes try to EXTERMINATUS Terra in those bloodgame. stupid character i suppose
@@isaacmaya1915yeah the emperor is never put in any actual danger during them
Cypher has a forest walk ability like lion
at this point cypher just gets captured to share some information and then just vanishes again 😂
My brain lagged when I didn't hear your voice after 5 seconds
Man, The Custodians must really hate all the space marines.
As it should be. Most of them are failures.
The Dark Angels are _not_ gonna have a good time when the Lion hears about this.
And now Deadlift is British. Someone must answer for this crime! *AZMODAIII!*
😂
REEEEPEEEEEEEENT!!!!!
I can think of 8 Legions that had the balls to try this… once.
cypher once again defends his title as reigning galactic hide and seek champion
it was just a prank, jeeze
What’s going to happen when The Lion finally meets Cypher
Very possibly one of the most heartwarming moments in all of 40k as he seeks to welcome his son back to the chapter
We'll find out in probably like 10 years when time advances
He’ll look at his Fallen son only to realize it was actually his long lost brother Omegon. Who fled the Battle of Pluto after Rogal Dorn killed Alpharius in single combat
maybe the Lion will spank him in the ass foe all of the shenanigans he caused over 10.000 years.
Hell meet his long lost brother alpharius at last. 😂
Cypher has to be under the influence of Tzeentch or something dude is LOST in the sauce
Blood Ravens.😂
Dark Angels will never get rid of the allegations
I don’t think that’s so much an “invasion” as it is “Hurry the fuck up before the custodians notice.”
"Can you think of any Legion that has the balls to invade the Emperor's bachelor pad?"
I can think of 9.
My boy Rouboute could casually stride into the emperor's throne room again no problem
Conniption - new word learned. Nice
I'm not even a Space Wolves, but I reckon the son's of Russ would probably do it as a drunken wager, just to prove they could.
"Dude, Benson is gonna be so mad" - Mordecai
The voiceover was really good. Not that yours is bad, it’s just the remembrancer has a more interesting voice.
THE SONS OF RUSS HAVE MORE THEN JUST THE BALLS!!!
if they did not live on an eternal hunt for the fallen, they would be a very good legion.
"were coming in to get someone, you need to help"
"and if we say no?"
"i suppose we could wake up one of those men of iron in storage"
"na we will help, you're good"
I'm just getting into warhammer lore but even I know that at least the harlequins have stopped by big E's flat before
Man Deadlifts is sounding more British than usual
I can think of several legions that have the balls to invade the Palace.
My Dark Angels oc is face-palming at this.
He also got to the point he could have gone in and killed the emperor, but the emperor using a dying custodes as a puppet told him it wasn't time yet, come back later, i know you can do it again.
The Custodes get their butt kicked again.
And the Emperor through one of his Custodes told Cypher now is not the time so he headed out of the palace.
Alpha Legion: I sleep
The team sent in almost fails because a single shadowkeeper killed 6 of them in "six human heartbeats" with the librarian almost dying of exertion trying to restrain him so they can unload plasma and heavy weapons on him. The custodian still lives for much longer.
This is also technically heresy and should result in censure of the chapter because the custodes are members of the Emperor's household
Well, there were nine legions who also had the balls, they just were lacking competence to pull it off.
How in the flying fuck did cypher escape from the dark cells, a place holding the most horrifying eldritch abominations known to man, and guarded by the shadowkeepers, the best of the best custodians
That secret must be really good if they're willing to pull a stunt like this.
Sounds like heresy
Good thing Asmodai didn’t try to invade the palace more blood would have been spilled. 😂
Hell nah why is remembrancers voice so high and enthusiastic? It's kinda freaking me out😂 I'm so used to his badass and stoic tone
Good, my boys had a good reason to errr test the palace defences...... yes, thats it
Guilliman: "What the fuck just happened here?"
Cipher: "They all came to kill me, sir."
Guilliman: "They WHAT? Why are the Dark Angels trying to do that?"
Cipher: "Because they've thought I was evil for the last 10k years and have been hunting me and others like me for that long, because your brother, my Primarch never understood people and so called us traitors when we tried to protect him when he didn't ask for it."
Guilliman: "... The Lion never really was good at reading people. Human emotion and motivations were blank to him."
Cipher: "As you say, sir. It's why our Legion ... our Chapter... cloaks itself in ritualized trials."
Guilliman: "Yeah. I can see how that would work. You'd 'prove' yourself to him, so he would be able to trust you. But if you did anything outside of that, his trust evaporates."
Dark Angels: The same legion that's too much of a coward to tell the others about having "traitors" in their legion and constantly use their own valuable resources to hunt them down instead of winning wars?
Those Dark Angels?
Yep. Biggest disgrace of the First Founding together with the Iron Hands.
One would imagine that by now the Dark Angels would know better than to keep trying to bring in Cypher. I mean its bloody Cypher. The guy that has the Emperor in is back pocket to get out of jams, or for grins. Either way.
Black Templars might invade if some shit happens
So the imperial palace has the distinction of being invaded by ten of the Emperor's legions at some point....
All traitors after all.
Well, every traitor legion, and most of the first founding legions too.
no legion, either side, is as motivated as dark angels when they catch wind of a fallen - multiply by fingers and toes when its concerning Cypher.
The balls, then the stupidity to fuck it up.
I mean the dark angels were at some point going to murder Guilliman.
theyre the son of the firstborn, after all. balls of adamantium.
And brains like shit.
Exactly why i hate the DA. Terra itself is under siege and they don't help.
Sometimes the dark angels are just stupid asf and need to chill you have no right to kill a custodies
I can think of at least 10 others, 11 if I squint at the Sisters of Battle hard enough
Angry Marines
There are probably some Alpha Legionnaires still in stasis under the palace from the Heresy.
Hell yeah they did! Shit was poppin! Great read!
Rogal Dorn appears
You have to admire the sheer brass balls of them invading the palace, even if it was incredibly stupid.
"Mordecai, invade the Emperor's Palace or YOU'RE FIRED!!!"
Guilliman, probably
Here one a blood raven look for ralic in Big E vault.😂
Here's a fun question: Can you see Joaquin Phoenix Playing Life Action Conrad kurz
And Keanu Reeves as clovix corax
It works
Meanwhile the the alpha legion is just watching this unfold
You sure Blood Magpies and Trazyn the Looter didn't have a field day while all of this happened?
Dark angel fans: nah we’d when
There is something different with the voice but i couldnt put my finger around it
I'd say the Alpha legion but we would never actually know.
Sonetimes i think they make overpower characters just for the fun of it. How can Cypher escape the dark cells, evade capture by the dark angels, the officio assassinorum and the custodes?!
do they have balls. I mean aren't they all sterile.
it's good for those two to work together