@@SnapStrategy when you're about to die either do one of two things make the kids take the vows OR kill the kids you dont want to inherit stuff. So imprison them and execute them
@@egon8534 Taking the vows could be rp'd in but that's why I disinherit instead of killing them. I look at it as even a morally good king wouldn't want their kingdom to fall apart after they die because of their petty children.
Forming the Bactrian Empire is quite a bit easier if you build up a power base elsewhere, then move in to the region. On the other hand, that Samanid guy who starts way over his domain limit is one of the most fun starts in the game in my opinion.
@@dingus6317 The third plague pandemic from the mid-1800s started in the far south of China. The second plague pandemic from the 1300s (the black death) started in what is now Uzbekistan.
Great vid as always. As for a suggestion for a next vid... The Outremer Empire! It's a super cool decision and the hoops you have to go through to form it should make things interesting
Here's a fun challenge I'd like to see a RUclipsr do if you're looking for ideas. I call it the dynasty challenge. Challenge Restrictions: -Start as a non-ruler designer duke or count character -Character must follow a male dominated faith with the polygamy doctrine at all times throughout the challenge -Character must have four wives at all times and is only allowed to marry fertile women no older than 30. (There is no need to divorce after they become infertile) -You are not allowed to disinherit, give to clergy/holy order, or murder your children/grandchildren. Children/grandchildren are not allowed to serve as knights. (Killing a child in a random event is allowed)
You win the challenge when you take the "Dynasty of Many Crowns" decision. Good luck with the challenge, if you can handle it!
Suggestion of a gameplay: Start as Islandian count, get some land in Norway and all islands around Britain, raid like crazy to be Illustrious and gain the Viking perk. Meanwhile foun Jomavings holy order. Conquer the Isle of Mann and create the kingdom via a special decision. Then conquere the rest of Norway and Sweden as you feel fit and reform Asatru faith. While you are well established, take a holiday in Iberia and finish it as Conquerer (move your capatical to Navarra ideally) and hybridize your culture with Basque culture (very nice stuff from it, especially succession). After that you will be probably Era Zaharrak faith (again lovely decision with all holy sites near). Then go for Rome and Constantinopole which is pretty much game over.
This suggestion is incoherent with no clear goal, no? I think he's looking for suggestions like "form outremer, form Germany X years earlier, unite slavs" etc. which involves clear ingame decisions
@@vexuria There are several such decisions: 1. Founding Jomavings holy order, 2. Elevate the Kingdom of Mann & the Isles, 3. Reforming Asatru faith, 4. End the Iberian struggle (involved) or Secure Iberian Foothold (not involved), 5. Champion the Faith of the Country Basques and many more along the way, so pretty much for several episodes.
5:12 - That is by far and away the best outcome there. He loses the reasons to punish you further, and swaps you over to a new character that can actually get their title protection back. I actually did this run (Ghurid into Bactria into the Ghurid Achievement) without swearing fealty, which as you can probably imagine, took a fair number of restarts, more restarts than any of my achievement run combined. If you don't have the right traits on spawning in and don't get the right combo of wars happening between your neighbors and the right opportunistic wars yourself, you just cannot do this run while staying an independent Buddhist. Swearing fealty or swapping to Muslim would have made it much easier, but I don't like to swear fealty unless it is literally impossible to do otherwise or for RP, and I felt that Muslim would be cheating, so no to that as well.
Yeah did end up getting pretty lucky there tbh haha and doing that without swearing featly is 100% just super hard mode haha! fairplay to you though glad you managed to get it in the end!
@@SnapStrategy Yeah to clarify, I don't look down on you for swearing fealty (Edit: nor am I trying to be backhanded about it)* or anything, it is entirely understandable and a valid strategy here, it's just not my preferred playstyle.
I just found a way to convert to hellenism as a greek byzantine and that could make for an interesting (although long) hellenic Roman Empire run starting as a byzantine vassal
Do you think you could make the longest kingdom? I'm curious if its possible for someone to have a kingdom that stretches from one side of the world to the other?
Starting is Sparta and forming a Greek empire might be interesting. I don’t know if that’s really an option but uniting Greece under Sparta might be fun
You can’t start as Sparta, as it no longer exists by this point, and there is no Greek Empire, only the Byzantines. I guess you could start as the ruler of the Peloponnes and LARP as a Neo-Spartan, and destroy the Byzantine empire from within in favor of a new Hellenic kingdom.
You could try to revive greater Armenia. In 867 start one have to fight both Abbasid empire and the Byzantines. But its a really funny campaign to be fair.
Yeah I used Bactria for the Ghurid achievement, it meshed together kinda nicely. Forged a custom Faith and Culture in the First lifetime, then expanded from there. Clan gov't was by far the worst part of it tho, hate clan gov't.
I've tried this once and it's so much fun! never swear fealty so I conquered lands the hard way. killing sultans, destroying alliances, convert to Zoroastrianism. I hope you can continue as Bactria and complete the achievement of restoring historical Ghurid border.
Nice to see a play through of this decision! I remember back earlier, you have to be feudal (not clan) to achieve this, which i sadly only found out after I got all the lands 😂
Btw there were some huge founds 2 years ago in one of the Bactrian army camp. There used to be a wall and a system of guardposts that are comparable to Great wall of China. As far as i understand there is a lot of archeological works still in progress now.
IDK maybe unite all Tibet? I kinda did it starting as a Qiang i think, worshiper of some white rocks thingy and conquered everything with my mountaineers but took me a while, the succession wars after every dead delayed me too much.
@@FACM. Well good for you sir, I also can trace back my ancestry to Timurlane, Karl the Hammer, Muhammad, Harald Hardrada, Kamehameha, Kim Jong Il, Merlin, Sir Lancelot, and even the tooth fairy
@@AcMrPro and even if they could, it's been proven that anyone from about before the year 800 who's lineages are still around are the ancestors of everyone alive (bar very remote groups i.e. Aboriginals, native Americans, etc.)
It would have been a nice touch if you got a special religion for forming Bactria that combines zoroastrianism, Buddhism, and hellenism and accepts all other Buddhist and Zoroastrian faiths
When did they change this decision to allow for Clan to form it? I remember having to play as the Saka and Kashmir to bring Feudal with me into the region.
idea: Try and form a kingdom that is the size of an empire in one life via decision. I did this as African tribal in Darfur and created a kingdom with 14 duchy titles.
The way I had done this was I immediately took advantage of the tahirid saffarid war and went after the tahirids, I picked up flexible truces from diplomacy tree and just kept battering the tahirids. Then I noticed that the samanids were in a succession war so that meant that I would be able to easily destroy them. Then by the point in my game I had created a new Buddhist faith and reformed my culture, the rest was easy as I had powerful men at arms and close allies. This forming my Neo-Bactrian Empire.
In the 876 start date, there is a county in Dithmarschen that starts with two republic holdings and two castles. Can you play as them since I struggled as them?
Huh, it's so rare? They are so quick to form and even give a permanent bonus. Did a game as them like a year ago and restored Alexander's empire... I have to do it again though. I did not understand how culture-spreading worked yet so my Neo-macedonian culture literally didn't spread at all ;.; I'll do it again once the Eu4 to Vic3 converter is up and running.
Greater Armenia with all the bonus Kingdoms can be rough if you don’t get an easy dissolution war against the Abbasids and or if the Byzantines stay strong.
Hey Snapstatergy here is an idea for you! I think you can form an Christian kingdom of Arabia by taking down the Abbasid Caliphate with intrigue and Rule the christian kingdom of Arabia, It will be interesting.
ok, next video challange for you, unlock all dynasty legacies by 1300, including vikings and iberic ones. starting in 867 with a nobody (no famous dynasty) forbidden to kill and disinherite you kids/grand kids.
@@SnapStrategy seems hard but its actually not have done it, not even trying With only a single empire to my dynasty. (i made the rules in a way that if you just follow them you should get it)
Alright, you want an insane idea, I got one. Siberian Culture that forms a Hybrid culture with a West African One. Reform either a West African or Siberian Faith. Witches Accepted. Enjoy the Madness.
I just checked on my phone! is should said "join" under my videos and also on my channel page! but ive heard its unavailable in some counties though for some reason! but even if you are unable to i appreciate the thought alot!
I don't understand why didn't you convert your faith I played this scenario and it was much easier to do so, alsou you could use the holy wars against your neighbors without need of claims. It gave me enough time to grow and easily overthrow my liege then.
You have to be zoroastrian or Buddhist for the decision, although I suppose you could convert early game You'd have to make sure not to convert too much tho otherwise its too expensive to convert back
At some point, people are gonna realize that Whole of Body is cursed. Every CK character to take it has gotten the 1 year left notice within months of taking it
Why don't you take golden obligations immediately when you're already in the stewardship tree and need gold? I just can't understand your thinking sometimes.
Why dö yöu keep wasting time and göld ön the wörst MaA Böwmen in every videö? Why dö yöu keep wasting time and göld ön fabricating claims when yöu have öther CB's?? Yöu dö knöw there are öther CB's right?
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Elder Kings 2 Multiplayer game being planned now! if you want to play join the discord! - discord.com/invite/6uEn8AAZHx
Hey brother what's your intro music?
Snap: Never manages inheritance and has tons of children
Also Snap: OMG everything has fallen apart why does this happen everytime?
Lol never change
i always get my mind set on getting the next title up to stop it splitting but it never happens haha
@@SnapStrategy when you're about to die either do one of two things make the kids take the vows OR kill the kids you dont want to inherit stuff. So imprison them and execute them
@@rronnie8883 that’s bad role play though unless you have a sadistic character
@Egon true I tend to not role-play my games so I didn't take that into consideration
@@egon8534 Taking the vows could be rp'd in but that's why I disinherit instead of killing them. I look at it as even a morally good king wouldn't want their kingdom to fall apart after they die because of their petty children.
Forming the Bactrian Empire is quite a bit easier if you build up a power base elsewhere, then move in to the region. On the other hand, that Samanid guy who starts way over his domain limit is one of the most fun starts in the game in my opinion.
the bacteria kingdom 💀
We discovered Bacteria in 1675 and the nation existed generations before its just a coincidental coincidence.
The Bubonic Plague did evolve in this region...
The leader: Corona Virus of the COVID dynasty
@@carl4889 i thought it was from chyna
@@dingus6317 The third plague pandemic from the mid-1800s started in the far south of China. The second plague pandemic from the 1300s (the black death) started in what is now Uzbekistan.
You played as ghurid and there is actually a achievement to get the ghurid empire. one of the hardest playthroughs i did
oh nice! I like to do big achievements as streams on youtube! and hopefully will get back into it soon so will try it for sure!
Great vid as always. As for a suggestion for a next vid... The Outremer Empire! It's a super cool decision and the hoops you have to go through to form it should make things interesting
Thankyou! and yeah its something i've been meaning to do for ages haha! will give it a go soon though! thankyou
Here's a fun challenge I'd like to see a RUclipsr do if you're looking for ideas. I call it the dynasty challenge.
Challenge Restrictions:
-Start as a non-ruler designer duke or count character
-Character must follow a male dominated faith with the polygamy doctrine at all times throughout the challenge
-Character must have four wives at all times and is only allowed to marry fertile women no older than 30. (There is no need to divorce after they become infertile)
-You are not allowed to disinherit, give to clergy/holy order, or murder your children/grandchildren. Children/grandchildren are not allowed to serve as knights. (Killing a child in a random event is allowed)
You win the challenge when you take the "Dynasty of Many Crowns" decision. Good luck with the challenge, if you can handle it!
Easy just annoying
Add a mod to remove the limit for the children cap and youd have A LOT to handle 😂😂
Suggestion of a gameplay: Start as Islandian count, get some land in Norway and all islands around Britain, raid like crazy to be Illustrious and gain the Viking perk. Meanwhile foun Jomavings holy order. Conquer the Isle of Mann and create the kingdom via a special decision. Then conquere the rest of Norway and Sweden as you feel fit and reform Asatru faith. While you are well established, take a holiday in Iberia and finish it as Conquerer (move your capatical to Navarra ideally) and hybridize your culture with Basque culture (very nice stuff from it, especially succession). After that you will be probably Era Zaharrak faith (again lovely decision with all holy sites near). Then go for Rome and Constantinopole which is pretty much game over.
This suggestion is incoherent with no clear goal, no?
I think he's looking for suggestions like "form outremer, form Germany X years earlier, unite slavs" etc. which involves clear ingame decisions
@@vexuria There are several such decisions:
1. Founding Jomavings holy order,
2. Elevate the Kingdom of Mann & the Isles,
3. Reforming Asatru faith,
4. End the Iberian struggle (involved) or Secure Iberian Foothold (not involved),
5. Champion the Faith of the Country Basques
and many more along the way, so pretty much for several episodes.
5:12 - That is by far and away the best outcome there. He loses the reasons to punish you further, and swaps you over to a new character that can actually get their title protection back.
I actually did this run (Ghurid into Bactria into the Ghurid Achievement) without swearing fealty, which as you can probably imagine, took a fair number of restarts, more restarts than any of my achievement run combined. If you don't have the right traits on spawning in and don't get the right combo of wars happening between your neighbors and the right opportunistic wars yourself, you just cannot do this run while staying an independent Buddhist. Swearing fealty or swapping to Muslim would have made it much easier, but I don't like to swear fealty unless it is literally impossible to do otherwise or for RP, and I felt that Muslim would be cheating, so no to that as well.
Yeah did end up getting pretty lucky there tbh haha
and doing that without swearing featly is 100% just super hard mode haha! fairplay to you though glad you managed to get it in the end!
@@SnapStrategy Yeah to clarify, I don't look down on you for swearing fealty (Edit: nor am I trying to be backhanded about it)* or anything, it is entirely understandable and a valid strategy here, it's just not my preferred playstyle.
@@dr0g_Oakblood ofcoruse! i didnt take it that way at all haha!
and yeah i dont often like to become a vassal either tbh
I just found a way to convert to hellenism as a greek byzantine and that could make for an interesting (although long) hellenic Roman Empire run starting as a byzantine vassal
Do you think you could make the longest kingdom? I'm curious if its possible for someone to have a kingdom that stretches from one side of the world to the other?
Would be a nice challenge! i did a straight line from norway to the papacy once! but i could definitely try go even bigger haha
Try to get only the coast
Yes please I love the coastal video but I'd love to see an Empire that stretches from England to India
@@SnapStrategyIceland to Sri Lanka
@@SnapStrategy if you do this i think you are obligated to call it Chile
"The smartest thing we can do is swear fealty."
>gets executed
Starting is Sparta and forming a Greek empire might be interesting. I don’t know if that’s really an option but uniting Greece under Sparta might be fun
You can’t start as Sparta, as it no longer exists by this point, and there is no Greek Empire, only the Byzantines. I guess you could start as the ruler of the Peloponnes and LARP as a Neo-Spartan, and destroy the Byzantine empire from within in favor of a new Hellenic kingdom.
Thats what I'm doing for my megacampaign, but I start in imperator to play sparta for real
You could try to revive greater Armenia. In 867 start one have to fight both Abbasid empire and the Byzantines. But its a really funny campaign to be fair.
Yeah I used Bactria for the Ghurid achievement, it meshed together kinda nicely. Forged a custom Faith and Culture in the First lifetime, then expanded from there. Clan gov't was by far the worst part of it tho, hate clan gov't.
you are so extra, there was no reason to add the 't if you just wrote gov everyone would know what you meant
@@Anthony-jh6xt It was done properly. Not everyone likes shortening already shortened words.
I've tried this once and it's so much fun! never swear fealty so I conquered lands the hard way. killing sultans, destroying alliances, convert to Zoroastrianism.
I hope you can continue as Bactria and complete the achievement of restoring historical Ghurid border.
I'd honestly love to see Snap do a Conquering every peninsula/Forming an empire with every peninsula
sounds fun actually thankyou! :)
Nice to see a play through of this decision! I remember back earlier, you have to be feudal (not clan) to achieve this, which i sadly only found out after I got all the lands 😂
oh god, i would have been so mad haha
Btw there were some huge founds 2 years ago in one of the Bactrian army camp. There used to be a wall and a system of guardposts that are comparable to Great wall of China. As far as i understand there is a lot of archeological works still in progress now.
Now you are halfway to the Rise of the Ghurids achievement
IDK maybe unite all Tibet?
I kinda did it starting as a Qiang i think, worshiper of some white rocks thingy and conquered everything with my mountaineers but took me a while, the succession wars after every dead delayed me too much.
I wish you could have played this challenge with RICE, it adds SOOOOO much content and flavor to this area
Love these videos with the unique decisions and stuff. Keep it up man.
Thankyou! :)
Bro is so calm when he got blackmailed 3 times in a row
I am very happy that you made a video on Graco-Bacteria because my family traces itself back to the Euthydemus I.
Ain't no way anyone can accurately trace their lineage back 2000 years
@@AcMrPro average afghani
My great great great great grandfather was Jesus' chinese brother
@@FACM. Well good for you sir, I also can trace back my ancestry to Timurlane, Karl the Hammer, Muhammad, Harald Hardrada, Kamehameha, Kim Jong Il, Merlin, Sir Lancelot, and even the tooth fairy
@@AcMrPro and even if they could, it's been proven that anyone from about before the year 800 who's lineages are still around are the ancestors of everyone alive (bar very remote groups i.e. Aboriginals, native Americans, etc.)
I've done this like 1 year ago , brings me memories
Awesome to see Bactria, I wasn't even aware that was possible! Very cool :)
neither did i! i was just checking out the formable nations on the ck3 wiki when i noticed it!
I remember playing and seeing Bactria and was like what the heck is this formable
Lore of Forming the RAREST EMPIRE in Crusader Kings 3 momentum 100
It would have been a nice touch if you got a special religion for forming Bactria that combines zoroastrianism, Buddhism, and hellenism and accepts all other Buddhist and Zoroastrian faiths
When did they change this decision to allow for Clan to form it? I remember having to play as the Saka and Kashmir to bring Feudal with me into the region.
idea: Try and form a kingdom that is the size of an empire in one life via decision. I did this as African tribal in Darfur and created a kingdom with 14 duchy titles.
Someone on discord gave me the idea to go straight form count to Emperor with no inbetween! kind of similar! but hopefully something i will try soon!
You could do a series where you recreate modern countries, do Algeria first if you do!
ohh nice! i never thought about that! just wrote it down something ill have to try soon thankyou! :)
@@SnapStrategy no, i should thank you!
The way I had done this was I immediately took advantage of the tahirid saffarid war and went after the tahirids, I picked up flexible truces from diplomacy tree and just kept battering the tahirids. Then I noticed that the samanids were in a succession war so that meant that I would be able to easily destroy them. Then by the point in my game I had created a new Buddhist faith and reformed my culture, the rest was easy as I had powerful men at arms and close allies. This forming my Neo-Bactrian Empire.
I'd like to see you conquer the entire of the British Isles only using Elephant men at arms
I actually really like that idea! see how far i can go with just elephants haha! thankyou ill mess around with the idea!
you should defintely create holy order. whole conquest could have been cheaper. besides, holy order buys citys and holdings, fund you for the purpose.
please do the outre-mer empire 🙏🏾🙏🏾
In the 876 start date, there is a county in Dithmarschen that starts with two republic holdings and two castles. Can you play as them since I struggled as them?
Huh, it's so rare? They are so quick to form and even give a permanent bonus. Did a game as them like a year ago and restored Alexander's empire... I have to do it again though.
I did not understand how culture-spreading worked yet so my Neo-macedonian culture literally didn't spread at all ;.;
I'll do it again once the Eu4 to Vic3 converter is up and running.
Funny you started with the Ghurids who would Conquer most of Persia and invade India
Use the Varangian adventure CB next or you could try the Asia Extended mod?
I appreciate the swashica in this video
Try forming the New England kingdom in southern Khazaria.
YES THE KING IS BACK 💕💕💕
Greater Armenia with all the bonus Kingdoms can be rough if you don’t get an easy dissolution war against the Abbasids and or if the Byzantines stay strong.
Next time murder the leader to break up the kingdom, I also murder any faction leaders.
Maybe you could play as Armenia at a later start date and conquer turkey?
The latest fallen eagle update has a new struggle! and i've been thinking about using that and taking the decision to form great Armenia!
Hey Snapstatergy here is an idea for you!
I think you can form an Christian kingdom of Arabia by taking down the Abbasid Caliphate with intrigue and Rule the christian kingdom of Arabia, It will be interesting.
Great video, in a very inderplayed region
Thankyou:)
He legit got Lover's pox in order to get a small alliance
Do the Ghurid Achievement now that you have already come this far with them
ok, next video challange for you, unlock all dynasty legacies by 1300, including vikings and iberic ones.
starting in 867 with a nobody (no famous dynasty)
forbidden to kill and disinherite you kids/grand kids.
damn! that would be a tough challenge! could make a nice stream maybe!
@@SnapStrategy seems hard but its actually not have done it, not even trying
With only a single empire to my dynasty.
(i made the rules in a way that if you just follow them you should get it)
Demands conversion.... No.
Revokes title.... No.
Executes you.... But whyyyyyy? 😂😝
Reverse conquest: colonize Europe as the Aztecs or Mayans
I hope you washed your hands after this.
Can you do a Swedish empire like the one from the 17 hundreds
LOL i was just today goin to start game with a plan to remake Bactria :D
Its definitely a good challenge! hope you have fun with it!
Challenge: form the outremer empire
Need a Viking run then convert and form hre with scandinavia/east francia then take Jerusalem with varingians
bro really said 🦠🦠🦠🦠
Thats not Greco-Bactria though. thats just Bactria
Alright, you want an insane idea, I got one.
Siberian Culture that forms a Hybrid culture with a West African One.
Reform either a West African or Siberian Faith.
Witches Accepted.
Enjoy the Madness.
Snap, how do I become an channel member ? I can’t ever see it on iPhone RUclips app. Do I need a laptop or pc to do it ?
I just checked on my phone! is should said "join" under my videos and also on my channel page! but ive heard its unavailable in some counties though for some reason! but even if you are unable to i appreciate the thought alot!
make the outremer empire
I don't understand why didn't you convert your faith I played this scenario and it was much easier to do so, alsou you could use the holy wars against your neighbors without need of claims. It gave me enough time to grow and easily overthrow my liege then.
You have to be zoroastrian or Buddhist for the decision, although I suppose you could convert early game
You'd have to make sure not to convert too much tho otherwise its too expensive to convert back
@@donpollo3154 Good point, but early and then to a fitting faith also you could get enough piety later to do so even it would be costly.
Make Lithuania HUGE
Historical borders zoroastrian Persian Empire
What is the mod you use for these vids?
Suggestion: Try to make Cannibal Catholicism! 😄
what’s the mod pack that you use?
Dear god I saw the clickbait and thought it was the Racist Empire
Is there something for Vallahia or Romania Or Dacia something like this ?
What is the tune in the beginning of the song
Is the objective for the decision to form these empires I see him form only on PC?
It's spread like bacteria
At some point, people are gonna realize that Whole of Body is cursed. Every CK character to take it has gotten the 1 year left notice within months of taking it
Why does the Byzantine Empire keep deleting itself lately lol
Conqueror Africa as the female leader for the achievement
Restore Rome starting from a Count or Duke while being Hellenic.
Empire*
Oh yeah my bad! thanks for letting me know!
@@SnapStrategy no prob mate, and it would be great if you form a Grek-Afghani culture lmao. Just roleplaying Greko-Bactria
Unite and make all of Indian continent, India
is it me or do you just constantly call it bacteria by accident
I don't get it, why's it the rarest empire in history?
Ayyar Lmao?
Georgia 🇬🇪
Why don't you take golden obligations immediately when you're already in the stewardship tree and need gold? I just can't understand your thinking sometimes.
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Why dö yöu keep wasting time and göld ön the wörst MaA Böwmen in every videö? Why dö yöu keep wasting time and göld ön fabricating claims when yöu have öther CB's?? Yöu dö knöw there are öther CB's right?
play more ate
EX SCAPed!???? what is that word? Escaped my friend , like your work keep it up. Plaese stop saying XXXXXXXXSKAPED. Good luck.
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I suggest recreating Turan. I propose to go to the main Turan, Kocho and Khorasan with Afghanistan, well, and Xi-sia. Culture, Tokarov mix ka with Scythians, whatever. The religion of Manichaeism.
Znaeş.
You know, you can choose the Empire of Cyrus the Great.
Slow down bro.
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