(More) Rules That Backfired 100% After Being Implemented (Funny Reddit Stories)

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  • @Niggychan
    @Niggychan 5 лет назад +595

    Top management got a restructuring at our place and didnt allow us to dress causally, even though we didn't have a dress or uniform code, they wanted us to dress sharply and formally.
    So everyone for a whole month came in dressed in 1700s era fancy dresses and suits, wigs and all (there was a costume shop down the block that loved and supported our protest)
    We were a trucking company btw

    • @petuniasevan
      @petuniasevan 5 лет назад +26

      ROFL I wish that hubby could do that where he works (also a trucking company). He'd do it, too!

    • @melikeham4860
      @melikeham4860 5 лет назад +64

      Who the fuck would make truckers dress in suits and shit? I'm lmao thinking about the stereotypical big, greasy, hairy trucking getting out of his truck at a rest stop for a piss and he's wearing a tux.

    • @enderamy321
      @enderamy321 5 лет назад +28

      MeLikeHam I’m thinking of the same thing, but in a Victorian dress and wig

    • @openthinker6562
      @openthinker6562 5 лет назад +17

      PLEASE tell me this got on a newspaper or something. I NEED to know.

    • @unknowuser1843
      @unknowuser1843 5 лет назад +5

      Dude, I love that

  • @alexia4431
    @alexia4431 5 лет назад +813

    My high school had these two rules, I'm sure many other schools have, that we cannot leave campus for lunch, and we cannot have outside food dropped off to us. This lead to not only kids becoming 100% sneakier in bringing outside foods and retrieving it, but literally a game of escaping school. There was a school wide meme of one of the principals always riding on a golf cart, that quickly turned into "Patton's Go Kart" because of how he started chasing down any vehicle that looked as if it was leaving campus around the lunch periods. There were even success stories of boys causing trouble on thr other side of campus so someone could escape unnoticed and bring back food for everyone. I swear to god, in the four years I spent there, they made us into Phantom Thieves.

    • @malkamanifested
      @malkamanifested 5 лет назад +42

      that- that right there, is amazing.

    • @LinvestigatesMC
      @LinvestigatesMC 5 лет назад +34

      Did you guys have a cat

    • @biohazardlnfS
      @biohazardlnfS 5 лет назад +2

      Not at my school wasn't an easy way to get out as everything was inside.

    • @benjamincortes9409
      @benjamincortes9409 5 лет назад +9

      Looking cool!

    • @slappy8941
      @slappy8941 5 лет назад +1

      In my school you couldn't even bring your lunch because the wanted everyone to buy from the cafeteria.

  • @jacobhoffman188
    @jacobhoffman188 5 лет назад +671

    That zero tolerance fighting thing hurt a lot of people. Same thing happened at my school. It would just result in the victim getting the holy hell beat out of them until teachers showed up, it sometimes took minutes. If they fought back they would get expelled, sometimes even if they didn't fight back they would still get suspended or expelled because "they were in a fight, and we have a zero tolerance policy". In my experience, zero tolerance is just a way for the people in charge to absolve themselves of blame.

    • @mar4566ify
      @mar4566ify 5 лет назад +62

      I’m shocked no-one sued a school for that rule.

    • @jacobwiren8142
      @jacobwiren8142 5 лет назад +14

      usually, yes, it's just an excuse

    • @John-doe955
      @John-doe955 5 лет назад +38

      Jacob Hoffman The best example I can think of of this is one where some kid at my school had snitched on some coward for doing something (carrying a dab pen I think) so this coward with the dab pen got one of his buddies to beat the kid so bad that he had to leave the school and get multiple stitches on his face and nose. I maybe wrong about this, but I think the kid would have probably just gotten a little ruffed up if not for this policy, as the guy with the dab pen had only gotten like a 2 day suspension or something. Worse part is that if you defend yourself you receive the same punishment as the guy who attacked you.

    • @masterzero9561
      @masterzero9561 5 лет назад +18

      If my school has a zero tolerance policy I just fight back as hard as I can. I'm in trouble anyway

    • @PaiSAMSEN
      @PaiSAMSEN 5 лет назад +24

      Saw from one redditor : a school have zero-tolerance policy toward any fighting, and that three fights will result in expelling. A bully attack a kid, then his friend attack the same kid, then another kid does the same. Despite the fact the kid never start any single of those fight, he was expelled. The three bullies get nothing.
      A bit glad that pretty much no school in my country have such stupid policy...though we have different problem.

  • @Kandy792
    @Kandy792 5 лет назад +789

    We had a no phones rule in our cafeteria, no matter what. Leave them in your locker or have them collected. Well here are some incidents....
    -My then GF jammed her phone down her cleavage and dared the facilitator to grab it
    -Many lost phones and one lawsuit for damaged property
    -One kid had an allergic reaction and it took them 20+ minuets to get a phone number to his family (emergency services were called on a teacher's phone and he was ok)
    -Numerous complaints
    -People set alarms to go off during lunch so the cafeteria had a box full or ringing phones
    -A pissed parent showed up at school when her kid didn't respond to her on an important family issue the staff had been warned about
    -Kids refusing to hand them over causing havoc in the lunch line
    Yeah that rule lasted for 3/4 of a year before admin said fuck it

    • @double-edgedallusionart6384
      @double-edgedallusionart6384 5 лет назад +35

      How did he react to your girlfriend stuffing it though?

    • @Predated2
      @Predated2 5 лет назад +80

      I love how the comment cut off at "jammed her phone down her..." And my thoughts instantly went like
      'wow, she must have had so much dedication against "the system" to put it in there'
      *Clicks read more*
      "...cleavage".
      'oh...'

    • @thegarlicgoblin3151
      @thegarlicgoblin3151 5 лет назад +26

      The absolute mad lass

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 5 лет назад +7

      @@Predated2 What did you think it was?

    • @ethann6573
      @ethann6573 5 лет назад +4

      You really aren't elaborating on the first?

  • @yellowishgreendragon.-.
    @yellowishgreendragon.-. 5 лет назад +210

    My teacher held a school assembly and banned Harry Potter. He said "you are not allowed to believe in Magic, the tooth fairy, Santa or the Easter Bunny. So I am banning Harry Potter". (This was a private primary school and most of these kids were between the ages of 5 - 12.)
    My school was holding a book fair where you would bring your favorite book and dress up as a character from that book. Harry Potter was a really popular reading choice at that time
    The next day hundreds of angry parents are writing letters to the school for telling their child that Santa, the easter bunny and the tooth fairy weren't real.
    The local radio station picks up the story and one caller says "I think he's an idiot".
    My teacher was then brannded with the quote "I think he's an idiot" and the annoying kid then said the quote every morning.
    The school went viral and there was an interview about the producers of the Harry Potter movies and their opinion on what my teacher did.
    To this very day when you search the school on google half of the pictures are related to harry potter and the school banning it. It was all of the pictures for about 3 years.
    The school then sent a letter home saying they only want their students to believe in (insert list of religions).
    about a year after me and my little sister found a collection of Harry Potter books in the restricted teachers only part of the libary that belonged to the teacher who banned it in the first place.

    • @Rokabur
      @Rokabur 4 года назад +12

      I remember seeing a story about a teacher getting in trouble (possibly even fired?) because they told their class that Santa wasn't real.

  • @RavenWolffe77
    @RavenWolffe77 5 лет назад +202

    My school had a massive bullying problem when I was in high school. The teachers with enough power to fix it didn’t care. I (and most of the other kids that weren’t in the possies of the bullies) absolutely hated bullies, and since the school had recently enacted a zero tolerance policy that punished you for even being in the same room as a fight, any time a fight broke out it turned into a massive Bully Vs. Non-Bully brawl.
    20-30 kids got suspended/expelled, some of the teachers got fired, and overall it was a massive shitshow.

    • @s873425
      @s873425 4 года назад +4

      Jack Neuenburg I was a little asshole but also a non-bully, I would have had a great time
      Edit: in later high school I mean. Early on I was bullied.

    • @ntfoperative9432
      @ntfoperative9432 3 года назад +7

      So basically, the rule started a literal war in your school

    • @dewolf123
      @dewolf123 Год назад +1

      @@ntfoperative9432 That should happen anyway regardless if students truly want to stop being targets just like a country would fight back against other countries bullying them.

  • @pre-debutera6941
    @pre-debutera6941 5 лет назад +2099

    Some kid got caught with beer in a canteen at my school, so they made a rule that only clear liquids in water bottles were allowed. Lots of vodka and white tequila/rum in water bottles. Lots.

    • @DoveAlexa
      @DoveAlexa 5 лет назад +180

      Do teachers even exist outside of school? Do they not think kids know about more than one thing at a time?

    • @luuk3213
      @luuk3213 5 лет назад +131

      in my school, alcoholic beverages are prohibited, even for students who are legally old enough to buy and consume them(16 for beer and wine, 18 for anything else), and I, as a 16-year old who likes to occasionally enjoy a beer while watching a movie, or sitting on the terrace with my dad, would never even think about bringing alcohol to school. It is not seen as cool, because it's normal to drink at that age, so bringing beer to school would not make you come off as badass or anything, you'd just look like a fucking alcoholic.

    • @pre-debutera6941
      @pre-debutera6941 5 лет назад +147

      @@luuk3213 Welcome to America, where drinking is illegal until 21 and every teenager is an alcoholic. 😂

    • @luuk3213
      @luuk3213 5 лет назад +45

      @@pre-debutera6941 come to germany, we have good beer and stuff

    • @luuk3213
      @luuk3213 5 лет назад +40

      @@pre-debutera6941 Most german teenagers i know are very responsible when it comes to drinking.

  • @AllCanadiaReject
    @AllCanadiaReject 5 лет назад +2470

    I love how teenagers have figured out that mass civil disobedience works wonders and then forget all of that by the time they're done school

    • @davidvondoom2853
      @davidvondoom2853 5 лет назад +329

      It only works with enough support. It's hard to get a large amount of people to ban together and rise up against things, as adults. It's hard enough just trying to get several friends together to HAVE FUN.

    • @RandyKalff
      @RandyKalff 5 лет назад +48

      I'm from western Europe.
      I know all about the problem.
      Good thing I'm used to being the odd one in a crowd who does things by himself and has to deal with the consequences thereof.

    • @BoomerTelly
      @BoomerTelly 5 лет назад +94

      Well that's because social problems are not as obvious and direct as a school mandate. You need to be aware of the problem, and know it's a problem, and then organize people.
      Teens also have the unique situation of being dependent on their parents, not society. So it's easier to critique society when you aren't a part of it really.

    • @a_businessman
      @a_businessman 5 лет назад +4

      @@BoomerTelly But of they aren't a part of society, then the civil disobedience shouldn't have an effect.

    • @grass7864
      @grass7864 5 лет назад +27

      To be fair, they have less to lose than adults, as well as their horde of concerned parents for additional support. I see what you're saying, though.

  • @lula.-.3350
    @lula.-.3350 5 лет назад +689

    My high school had a no phone policy and we weren’t aloud to take them in and were searched during ever first period. One day my friend felt ill and asked me to come to the toilets with her. She fainted on the way and I ran to the office to ask if I could call her mom. (My friend’s mom had a thing for not picking up unknown numbers because of something that happened when she was younger apparently) The school had gotten a new phone recently so her mom didn’t pick up. I tried to explain and they ended up giving us both attention for “faking injuries as an excuse to use our phones.”
    My friend was is hospital for the next two days.

    • @lauryn4022
      @lauryn4022 5 лет назад +109

      That's so ridiculous my school has the same rule and I wish it was banned it's really stupid that had to happen

    • @RandomPerson-yf4ox
      @RandomPerson-yf4ox 5 лет назад +31

      wtf

    • @FRGBlackBurn
      @FRGBlackBurn 5 лет назад +87

      These no-phones rules are pretty dumb, phones can be used to increase productivity and help with people learning, and in case of emergencies they're right at your hand, I'm lucky that in my school phones were banned but no one cared about it, students, teachers and even people from the administration would use them everywhere.

    • @SirBlueWhale
      @SirBlueWhale 5 лет назад +40

      Ursula Reynolds Did they sue the school? God I hope so.

    • @masterzero9561
      @masterzero9561 5 лет назад +10

      ohhhhhhhhhh i would get sooo angry

  • @skyshale
    @skyshale 5 лет назад +4211

    My school decided it would be a good idea to ban asthma inhalers because they were “distracting.” Needless to say, the school was sued.

    • @larzanthony2275
      @larzanthony2275 5 лет назад +385

      Medicine :3 what next, glasses?

    • @HululusLabs
      @HululusLabs 5 лет назад +453

      Next they're going to start banning kids that have had vaccines

    • @skyshale
      @skyshale 5 лет назад +81

      Probably

    • @Masuo15
      @Masuo15 5 лет назад +309

      Ban shoes because walking make noises.

    • @keinlieb3818
      @keinlieb3818 5 лет назад +51

      I call bullshit.

  • @maxireigl1919
    @maxireigl1919 5 лет назад +590

    Okay, when it said "the school decided to drug-test students", I first heard it as "the school decided to drug test-students".
    Painted a nice picture in my mind.

    • @EddSjo
      @EddSjo 5 лет назад +3

      Same

    • @austinjefferys4267
      @austinjefferys4267 5 лет назад +1

      Haha what would a test-student be?

    • @CiacNoris3
      @CiacNoris3 5 лет назад +31

      @@austinjefferys4267 a student you test drugs on

    • @headintheclouds01
      @headintheclouds01 5 лет назад +4

      Me too I nearly had a heart atack

    • @aalruu
      @aalruu 5 лет назад +6

      I had to read this 4 times to see the difference between the two lol

  • @briarrr__
    @briarrr__ 5 лет назад +260

    My school banned fidget spinners and everyone retaliated by bringing as many as they could. There were at least 500 spinners. A lot of people got in trouble and a lot of parents were unhappy. The day ended with someone pulling the fire alarm. Only in my school, I swear.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 5 лет назад +8

      Purpl3 P0ny Good on the students tbh. Fidget spinners were originally meant to be prescription assistive technology for ADHD and autistic people.

    • @buttersmoothmemes4233
      @buttersmoothmemes4233 5 лет назад +3

      What kind of a school bans fidget spinners?! What's the point?

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 5 лет назад +5

      Butter Smooth Memes When it became trendy to use fidget spinners, kids would do “tricks” and other bs with them. Hence the bans.

    • @icky7604
      @icky7604 5 лет назад +1

      My school allowed people who had a prescription or something to have them

    • @tara_1889
      @tara_1889 5 лет назад +1

      Purpl3 P0ny don’t worry my school was worse teachers start to play with confiscated items.
      My language teacher scratched her skiing with my nail file

  • @trevordavis2499
    @trevordavis2499 5 лет назад +213

    I worked as a cook for a very short staffed restaurant. The manager made a rule that you can't call in EVER. Unfortunately my Grandfather was sick, in late stages of cancer and heart disease. I told him and he said "You better man up, you have to stay". I went anyway, and came back a mess. With tears still in my eyes he had the balls to try to get me to sign a write up. We almost faught, mid dinner rush, I walked out and left him with the 1 other kid who just made pizza. My grandfather was like my dad. I miss him and my grandmother dearly.

    • @LilyMcFluffyButt
      @LilyMcFluffyButt 5 лет назад +65

      Pretty sure managers can't legally do that.

    • @trevordavis2499
      @trevordavis2499 5 лет назад +54

      @@LilyMcFluffyButt your right he couldn't. I had covered my ass though by telling the owners. I was a mess, only 2 days after :( I had this little ahole in my face, we were about to fight. I'm 6,5 350lbs in my emotional state I might have killed him. I wanted to. I could feel all that frustration, and sorrow bubbling. So I just walked away. Probably should have taken a week not 3 days.

    • @mychaelabeauregard8389
      @mychaelabeauregard8389 5 лет назад +29

      This sounds like something to be reported honestly

    • @perdedor3571
      @perdedor3571 5 лет назад +61

      When I was in the Air Force I had a Chief (highest enlisted rank) tell me "If you are ever forced to chose between the Air Force and your family, always choose your family. Because one day, the Air Force WILL let you down." It was one of the most profound things anyone has ever told me and it will stick with me forever and always.EDIT: Profound because it came from a Chief. Most of them these days just drink the koolaide and tow the "party line" so to speak. It was really surprising hearing someone that highly ranked saying that.

    • @sunshadow7XK
      @sunshadow7XK 5 лет назад +28

      @@perdedor3571 Probably because he got to the point where he's older and mature enough to realize that having your own priorities isn't a slight against you, and gotten to the point where he realized he messed everything up for himself by not realizing that.

  • @HoundofOdin
    @HoundofOdin 5 лет назад +2021

    My high school focused more on enforcing their dress code than actually educating. We had a big meeting at the beginning of the school year to talk about the new rules, and when the principal made the standard "girls distracting boys" comment, I raised my hand and informed him that no dress code would or could stop me from oogling boobs. I was suspended for three days and a hero for a year.

    • @jimmythornseed8605
      @jimmythornseed8605 5 лет назад +246

      Infinity Stones wtf. Not at all healthy that that's the first place you go.

    • @HoundofOdin
      @HoundofOdin 5 лет назад +187

      @Infinity Stones This happened in high school. I'm a 28 year old man. You do the math.

    • @hmdragon1638
      @hmdragon1638 5 лет назад +18

      @@HoundofOdin What year was this. (as in what grade where you in)

    • @fishgilbert6875
      @fishgilbert6875 5 лет назад +51

      r/thathappened

    • @justacupofbacteriophages9883
      @justacupofbacteriophages9883 5 лет назад +35

      Dr.Bright I’ve met my complete opposite
      (I attempt to avoid porn at all costs with a passion)

  • @pipesmokinggoose4273
    @pipesmokinggoose4273 5 лет назад +118

    My school made a no internet rule that didn’t last a week.
    They made it because some of us tech geniuses kept getting the password to the school WiFi.
    It didn’t take long for the school to realize that some important emails, messages, lessons, emergency calls, and attendance reports were not in the system.
    When students found that out, a lot of us skipped for the next 3 days and the school became almost bare.
    A lot of parents were angry because the school was the only access to Internet their child had ( some kids are rather poor )
    So assignments went missing and projects weren’t done.
    A whole school almost fell in the deep dark void that had no internet.
    Idk how our forefathers survived.....

    • @sebagomez4647
      @sebagomez4647 4 года назад +3

      In my school i was probably easier to smoke weed in the patio than to get the wifi password

  • @jabbathehutt888
    @jabbathehutt888 5 лет назад +296

    school made a rule we weren't allowed to hold hands, or hug for longer than 3 seconds. the next day people just held hands everywhere, and hugged the entire lunchbreak and honestly it was so funny.

    • @blandinus_8683
      @blandinus_8683 5 лет назад +6

      lmao people just naturally want to break rules and its great

    • @jabbathehutt888
      @jabbathehutt888 5 лет назад

      Blandinus Erastos big truth

  • @craigvaughn
    @craigvaughn 5 лет назад +172

    I worked as a Network Engineer (DOD) when our Government Manager put in place a new rule "No work without an email authorizing the work prior to it being performed". We told him it was a very bad idea but he didn't want to hear from the Network Engineers. Two days later the network went down. People were yelling that we needed to get it back up, FAST! We told them as soon was we received an email authorizing us to do the work we would get right on it. The problem was that with the network being down so was the email. This was two hours before quitting time. I left on time that day as I had not received an email authorizing me to do the work. Turned my phone off and had a good nights sleep. They were pissed the next morning but I still did not have an email authorizing me to do any work. The manager finally saw the problem with his policy.

    • @NightRavenGSA01
      @NightRavenGSA01 5 лет назад +43

      But did he make sure to get an email authorizing him to do the work required to change the policy?

    • @petuniasevan
      @petuniasevan 5 лет назад +1

      Sounds like a PHB.

    • @piggi5xtheawesome973
      @piggi5xtheawesome973 5 лет назад +4

      the manager is that numbskulled

    • @yoruichixx6951
      @yoruichixx6951 5 лет назад +6

      im amazed how they are getting those jobs

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL 5 лет назад +2

      What's the point of having a job if you can't do work without permission from your boss

  • @efthymis_mc34
    @efthymis_mc34 5 лет назад +350

    Good employees: (complete job quickly)
    Management: (tries to exploit it by enforcing a rule that encourages them to work slowly)
    Good employees: (work slowly)
    Management: **surprised pikachu face**

  • @arcanacapra9792
    @arcanacapra9792 5 лет назад +248

    My school banned white-outs, as some people were writing things in the bathrooms with them, so no one was allowed to bring and use them.
    Then people would just bring them to the bathrooms, write stuff and get away just fine (no one was checked whatsoever). But god forbid you from using it in the classroom to correct something.

    • @ex0lezz3
      @ex0lezz3 5 лет назад +3

      Arcana Capra should’ve used sharpies or paint

    • @kaidaluck648
      @kaidaluck648 5 лет назад

      god hasn't forbidden that!

    • @SirBlueWhale
      @SirBlueWhale 5 лет назад +6

      Amir Bakar Oh no, God didn't. The school administration did. If you know anything about American school administration, you'll know they think they're a higher authority than God. Until they get shat out and play the innocent card.

    • @kaidaluck648
      @kaidaluck648 5 лет назад

      @@SirBlueWhale someone wrote that god forbid something and now it's deleted and my comment is now lacking context

  • @yeetus7629
    @yeetus7629 5 лет назад +2517

    My school said girls couldn’t wear headbands and the next day all the boys showed up in headbands

    • @DoveAlexa
      @DoveAlexa 5 лет назад +310

      What the fuck problem do they have with headbands!!?

    • @JaredittonGaming
      @JaredittonGaming 5 лет назад +199

      I remember that episode of naruto

    • @yeetus7629
      @yeetus7629 5 лет назад +164

      DoveAlexa They got upset because they didn’t want kids to feel left out because a lot of people wore black nike headbands

    • @henrichkaminski9674
      @henrichkaminski9674 5 лет назад +14

      Lol

    • @Freak80MC
      @Freak80MC 5 лет назад +248

      Reminds me of an article I read where a school banned shorts during the summer but the girls could still wear skirts so the boys all came into school with skirts on.

  • @HECKproductions
    @HECKproductions 5 лет назад +289

    you cant be friends with people in grades above but you can with grades below... so does that not apply to lower grades then??

    • @vickycastellote
      @vickycastellote 5 лет назад +33

      So, if I am in second grade, I can be friends with a person in first grade, but that person can't be friends with me?

    • @SoftisNelaris
      @SoftisNelaris 5 лет назад +31

      @@vickycastellote Yep. Saw another comment that said "Everyone turn left and shake hands with the person in front of you."
      Since everyone is facing left, nobody is shaking hands at all.

    • @Tkdboy-gk1wk
      @Tkdboy-gk1wk 4 года назад +5

      HECKproductions What if you have a brother/sister a grade above you?

    • @theultumateprezes6379
      @theultumateprezes6379 4 года назад

      I think it might've been a situation where school is devided into levels, like 1st level- classes 1-3, second level- classes 4-6, third level- classes 7-8. So f.e. when you're in 6th grade, you can be friends with 5th graders, but not 7th graders. Still very stupid.

  • @ParadoxicalDrake
    @ParadoxicalDrake 5 лет назад +428

    My middle school started a weird card system for lunch. There were 3 colors if i remember right.
    Blue- Basically just meant whoever had one was a either great at getting away w/ shit, bought it off another student, or was simply ignored by teachers.
    Yellow- Basically a warning type deal, and a good third of the school.
    Orange/No Card- Almost everyone in the school.
    For lunch the color of your card determined wither or not you actually got to eat lunch. Blue cards went first and got an entire lunch period. Yellow next with most of the lunch period. And orange last with 15 or so minutes to grab lunch an eat. And as someone who regularly got her card hidden by her cats i can tell you every student who had an orange or lost theirs went home hungry because all we had time for was grabbing our food and sitting down before being forced to throw it away.
    This went on for two years. Students start bringing in snacks and selling them. Students would order food instead of lunch or literally walk off campus to the mall to eat. As far as i know its no longer a rule, but either way it was fucked up.
    Another fuck fact- it cost five dollars for every card you lost. Most students at this school had parents that lived paycheck to paycheck.
    And cards were exchanged every two weeks. Those that lost their cards never got new ones.
    So thanks fucked up school managent for starving your children.

    • @mal2ksc
      @mal2ksc 5 лет назад +49

      _So thanks fucked up school managent for starving your children._
      It's not a bug, it's a feature.

    • @nou5033
      @nou5033 5 лет назад +12

      I would've cuss the Frick out of the teachers even if I was in 6th grade and bring lunch. Good thing that my school doesn't do that

    • @pinkgirlthegamer7880
      @pinkgirlthegamer7880 5 лет назад +16

      My school has a WORKING card system, but from preventing people to buy a better card we had our names on them. Our cards worked during our free hour.
      Gold - Can go anywhere and doesn’t have to stay to a specific room
      Silver - Has to stay with the teacher who drafted you but we could go anywhere on days Tuesday and Friday.
      Bronze/ no card - has to stay in your drafted teachers room
      I have silver and I literally just ask to go to another class room and they let me so it’s no big deal. They put it in so that kids who had bronze (based on grades) had to work on stuff, but everyone just asks to go to a different room

    • @Invisibool
      @Invisibool 5 лет назад +26

      Lmao if my future children weren't properly provided lunch by the school and/or forced to pay for shitty cards I would be in that office so fast and raising such a scene. They'd need security/police if they wanted me out of there, that's such bullshit.

    • @clynesnowtail1257
      @clynesnowtail1257 5 лет назад +24

      I dont understand why they have to run schools like prisons.

  • @ezekielproctor7858
    @ezekielproctor7858 5 лет назад +562

    15:05 *Group of 100+ kids*
    _"gang gang"_
    Is there an application i have to sign to join this coolest of the cool gang?

  • @johndoef5962
    @johndoef5962 5 лет назад +274

    What's with those no-tuch or no friendship rules at some schools??
    Isn't (physical) contact to other humans, like, the most important thing for children???
    Seems, those people have never heard about the proper development of kids.

    • @bigchooch4434
      @bigchooch4434 5 лет назад +54

      There's some doctors who are proposing a no-physical-contact rule with patients or other medical staff.
      "Sorry your pet just died but I'm not legally allowed to give you a hug or even pat you on the shoulder so I'll just be my mandated 5 feet away."
      Further proof that bureaucrats aren't human.

    • @k.chriscaldwell4141
      @k.chriscaldwell4141 5 лет назад +37

      History informs that all tyrannies are predisposed to controlling thought/speech and human relationships, among other things.

    • @josephb.4640
      @josephb.4640 5 лет назад +41

      Physical contact is essential to growth development. If someone makes a no touch rule for elementary school students, you could technically sue for child abuse.

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka 5 лет назад +9

      @@bigchooch4434 That makes sense in cases where illnesses could spread (This is a hospital, after all), but in cases like that it doesn't really.

    • @MorgaineRiddlePrince
      @MorgaineRiddlePrince 4 года назад +5

      Babies have known to die from touch starvation and it also causes depression in adults.

  • @imlookinatya3830
    @imlookinatya3830 5 лет назад +655

    Without rules can lead to Anarchy.
    But creating idiotic rule will result in an Anarchy.

    • @ex0lezz3
      @ex0lezz3 5 лет назад +32

      ImLookinAt Ya basically
      No rules - Anarchy
      Certain rules - Anarchy

    • @originlights3050
      @originlights3050 5 лет назад +27

      So basically...everything is fucked regardless ?

    • @heiwiik8744
      @heiwiik8744 5 лет назад +25

      @@originlights3050 *P E R H A P S*

    • @worldsdeadlliest
      @worldsdeadlliest 5 лет назад +18

      Courtesy Flame The solution is compromise. No rule really works out in the end and strictly enforcing them results in further problems. So you need to compromise and edit the rules and punishments accordingly... the problem is that it is nearly impossible to find a perfect level of compromise, meaning someone/something will still suffer. It is, however, still far better than the alternatives

    • @pitioti
      @pitioti 5 лет назад +7

      Like said Lénine: "To set a revolution, you don't need to do something, you just need to let the learders act" (Subtext: They will do shit and fall by themself)

  • @CadillacKid
    @CadillacKid 5 лет назад +650

    my school punished people who fought equally.
    so if you jumped a guy he would get in just as much trouble as the guy that jumped him
    and there was a 3 strikes policy
    so if you knew a guy who had 2 strikes and you only had one you could jump him and even if you kicked the shit out of him he would get expelled and youd just get a suspension

    • @larzanthony2275
      @larzanthony2275 5 лет назад +145

      You and 2 of your friends should have beaten the crap out of the principle on different occasions.

    • @richard3365
      @richard3365 5 лет назад +187

      That's pretty much a typical "zero tolerance policy" situation. I graduated almost 25 years ago, and we had the same rule. The one and only time I got into a fight, I nearly killed the guy who hit me. When asked why, I said I knew I was going to get in trouble for fighting even if I didn't throw a single punch, so I wanted to defend myself to the point where nobody would attack me again. It worked.

    • @Wolfiexero
      @Wolfiexero 5 лет назад +64

      I got the shit kicked out of me in middle school. I got 5 days in school suspension, no class, 4 wall room with no windows or sounds. The douche who beat me up got 2 days out of school vacation.

    • @user-rv3nv7ov7i
      @user-rv3nv7ov7i 5 лет назад +12

      Well ur school is fucked

    • @Arterexius
      @Arterexius 5 лет назад +29

      That school sounds like the educational institute version of The Hunger Games

  • @everlastingjinx1159
    @everlastingjinx1159 5 лет назад +41

    The whole thing that if you skip school you're given an in-school suspension. Which means you sit in one room for the whole school day and do all your school work. Yeah so....you keep the kids that don't want to be in class...out of class. Great job guys.
    Plus tons of people like them because they can catch up on all their work easily. I've not met one person that dislikes them for any reason besides the fact that they go on your school record. Hell, even I, as an almost straight A student who almost never gets in trouble, thinks that it would be kinda nice. Plus you can't talk much in there so you don't have to deal with anyone's crap.

  • @azurebalmung4520
    @azurebalmung4520 5 лет назад +527

    Boggles the mind how many people in management positions don't seem to grasp that if you've had a long-standing 'task-based' system for the workday or paychecks, and you switch it to 'time-based' where it's per hour or hours, productivity is going to plummet.

    • @oceanbytez847
      @oceanbytez847 5 лет назад +69

      exactly. Why would we work 4x as hard and then get paid less for the effort? Seriously.

    • @spelcheak
      @spelcheak 5 лет назад +10

      Believers in equality of outcomes.

    • @Schregger
      @Schregger 5 лет назад +4

      @Labyrinth9000 Yes, yes they are... 90% of the crap I deal with at my job is because someone in the main office decided that things needed to be done differently for some asinine reason... And get upset when things get worse after the change, so they change it again.

    • @truekurayami
      @truekurayami 5 лет назад +4

      honestly "task-based" vs. "time-based" is a lose lose system, as in some cases the "task-based" system encourages employees to do a crappy job the first time to add in more "tasks" so everyone on those tasks make more money from the increased workload, and the video points out how "time-based" can hurt companies. I will also say call centers are the most common offenders with the "task-based" system problem I pointed out.

    • @vikramkrishnan6414
      @vikramkrishnan6414 5 лет назад +11

      @@truekurayami The overstuffing problem is relatively easily solved if you add a customer satisfaction component to the task. For instance, you need to do x tasks with a min 3 star rating. Time based systems on the other hand are the worst. Too input focused rather than output focused

  • @legendxcarisso
    @legendxcarisso 5 лет назад +189

    5:46 Holy hell. So about this "stoplight". Golden Rule Elementary in Denison, TX had a VERY similar system... and a very similar system was developed by the kids for dealing with it. I was in the fourth grade at the time. One day close to the start of spring, the old superintendent while we were screwing with this light walked in wielding a sledgehammer, and slammed that light off the wall and smashed it to pieces, turned back to us, and held the hammer up and grinned. The cheers and applause in that cafeteria was to the levels of a Superbowl game, I swear.
    That school does not exist anymore, sadly.

    • @quasimofo6811
      @quasimofo6811 5 лет назад +11

      My school had the same stoplight system. I think it took maybe a month before the cafeteria supervisors got tired of hearing it buzz all the time and turned the sound off. They kept it hanging on the wall for about a year after that, with nobody paying attention to it silently changing colors.

    • @dark-ambition
      @dark-ambition 5 лет назад +27

      "That school does not exist anymore, sadly."
      _One day, the superintendent went overboard..._

    • @astolfoismyhusbando2758
      @astolfoismyhusbando2758 5 лет назад +10

      HE SMASHED THE SCHOOL

    • @astolfoismyhusbando2758
      @astolfoismyhusbando2758 5 лет назад +1

      Dark Ambition HERE

    • @kevindynes4215
      @kevindynes4215 5 лет назад +2

      My elementary School had a light too, but it was a timer for the lunch period. Green was all good, yellow was start packing up you got 5 minutes, red was lunch over head back to class.

  • @ItsTheKerminator
    @ItsTheKerminator 5 лет назад +33

    The company I used to drive for had just implemented a "no shoulder, zero tolerance' policy on a suggestion from one of the head dispatchers a few days prior to the incident. It all began at the Port of New Orleans.
    For those who don't know, there's two ways of getting into NOLA; a TWIC pass that you pay for on a monthly basis or a fee of 50 dollars to wait for a guard to come and get you, then escort you to wherever you need to either pick up or drop off; unless you drive for the port or have a contract with them, the TWIC pass is useless.
    This new policy basically told us that we were subject to any punishments up to and including termination if we parked on a shoulder, exit ramp, on ramp...etc for longer then 30 minutes . Come a bright and floody day in New Orleans and I'm sitting on the right hand lane waiting to head into the Port of NOLA in a few hours; got a message saying to head over to the nearest company dropyard and then bobtail to the local terminal.
    I was terminated after I was observed, by my truck's tracker, to have been sitting on the side of the road (Designated parking spot where the guards want you to park) to wait to go through the gates. The dispatchers hardly ever send anyone to go down to New Orleans, so they were clueless on what kind of policy the port had in effect for driver parking.
    Several company drivers were sent there later and suffered my fate as well. This mistake cost the company several hundred grand and the loss of a big paper shipper based in the port. They changed the policy to include 'unless necessary' in the small print later on.

  • @harrydenton7201
    @harrydenton7201 5 лет назад +331

    At a previous job’s office we had a sign that always made me laugh.
    In the office in the kitchen there was a poster by the window that had a picture of the toaster with “Please do not throw burnt toast out of the window” written below it.
    We were on the 3rd floor, and the window opened up into the car park. Whoever kept burning their toast thought throwing it out the window, was a better solution than the bin. It made me laugh to myself every time I saw it, clearly it happened multiple times that the company thought they had to do something about it.
    The sign one day changed to, “Please do not throw any toast out of the window”.
    Love the way someone saw the initial sign, and thought they’d found a loop hole, if I don’t burn the toast, it’s fine to throw out the window.
    Around a week later there was another version, “Please do not throw anything out of the window”.
    I like to think said perpetrator changed to bread as another loop hole. I left shortly after this, but would have loved to have seen if “Toastgate” had carried on.

    • @DoveAlexa
      @DoveAlexa 5 лет назад +30

      I love secret shit disturbers who have fun without wrecking anything for real.

    • @keinlieb3818
      @keinlieb3818 5 лет назад +8

      Lol I would have been that guy to throw non-burnt toast and then probably some yogurt out the window when they changed the sign to "don't throw toast".

    • @davidvondoom2853
      @davidvondoom2853 5 лет назад +7

      They were probably tossing it to some birds outside, like the kind person they are, but someone's car got bird shit on it, so they put up that sign. :P

    • @Trixex
      @Trixex 5 лет назад +4

      thre's a bit of comment in your spaces.

    • @soulextracter
      @soulextracter 5 лет назад +1

      @Furkan der SSJ - Die Dönerbruderschaft That was not the least bit fun at all!

  • @aydenD0Texe
    @aydenD0Texe 5 лет назад +193

    Our school had a rule where you can only buy one thing from the canteen, this effected everyone including teachers
    And I was the one who triggered this rule cause one day I bought 2 burgers, 2 hash browns and Pepsi vanilla can
    Apparently I “ bought to much “
    But I was just really hungry

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 5 лет назад +12

      Wait, they have Pepsi at your school? And there's a vanilla flavor of Pepsi?

    • @yoruichixx6951
      @yoruichixx6951 5 лет назад +24

      "But I was just really hungry" this sounds so sad

    • @chand.4401
      @chand.4401 5 лет назад +19

      This literally makes no sense..what does "buying too much" even mean?? and even if ya did...why should it matter??

    • @josephb.4640
      @josephb.4640 5 лет назад +8

      Teachers are tyrants. They want to control everything the students do, just like a Communist dictatorship.

    • @zoedavies3252
      @zoedavies3252 5 лет назад +7

      Why tho, don't they want your money?

  • @unnamedvisitor1649
    @unnamedvisitor1649 5 лет назад +337

    Idk, that policy with the trashed pizzas seems like a pretty good deal for the homeless people

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat 5 лет назад +32

      Just stupid that workers cannot take their food that they have payed for, even if it is with workers discount, home with them, just stupid control freaks that deserve to have their business trashed by homeless if they going out of the way to spite their employees.

    • @DoomFinger511
      @DoomFinger511 5 лет назад +56

      I worked at a Papa Johns when I was in high school. We had a cool manager, so to get around that loophole he would let us make an order for a customer (right before our shift ended) and purposely mess up the pizza somehow (like adding the wrong topping, which were the toppings we wanted). Then right as we left work he would tell us to take the pizza and put it in the dumpster on our way out. He knew we would instead take it to our car or a friends car, but since he didn't "say" we could and didn't "see" us doing it, no one could get in trouble.

    • @MrXPeaceLP
      @MrXPeaceLP 5 лет назад +16

      @@DoomFinger511 some heroes don't wear capes, I guess :)

    • @theultumateprezes6379
      @theultumateprezes6379 4 года назад

      It causes in lots of homeless people (it depends on how big the city is) to suddenly appear in the same neighborhood. So it probably wasn't benefitial for the restaurant in a long term.

  • @jankuiper3422
    @jankuiper3422 5 лет назад +194

    When I was a teen I worked in a burger restaurant. Of course you can't give guests free drinks/food, but they decided to crack down on it unusually hard. A friend of mine gave away ONE cup of thee to a colleague that quitted a few days before; he didn't know. They decided to fire him over that cup of tea.
    He called me, I called my mother, she called her work (Layer company). The burger restaurant had to pay him 10.000 euro or face court. They choose to pay him. 10k for one cup of tea; rather expensive.

    • @yaboi1288
      @yaboi1288 5 лет назад +11

      Nice

    • @luuk3213
      @luuk3213 5 лет назад +3

      kann man mal machen

    • @FlyingThunderRooster
      @FlyingThunderRooster 5 лет назад +3

      Perhaps they wanted to a fire him and they guessed well paying 10k is cheaper hiring him for a year and is cheaper then going to court and lose anyways :shrug:

    • @yaboi1288
      @yaboi1288 5 лет назад +16

      @@FlyingThunderRooster yea but guess who got 10k without doing work for it

    • @FlyingThunderRooster
      @FlyingThunderRooster 5 лет назад +3

      @@yaboi1288 If you're looking it that way then yeah, you're goddamn right :sunglasses:

  • @punkrockphineasandferb4942
    @punkrockphineasandferb4942 5 лет назад +149

    My gym teacher was telling us about the dress code, about a week into school and said "girls, shirts must not be worn to show any skin on your stomach or chest" all the boys immediately stood up and started laughing and whistling while they tied their shirts into crop tops. The teacher immediately became very awkward looking and told the boys to sit down. The wording of that rule backfired on that teacher in less than a second.

    • @erinamuller5358
      @erinamuller5358 4 года назад +12

      Wish the boys were like that in my school they would just make fun of us

    • @ashaler__
      @ashaler__ 4 года назад +11

      i've always wondered about the gendered dress codes in school, especially now that my teacher knows i'm nb, like can i wear what i want or

    • @Boopandfriends
      @Boopandfriends 4 года назад +3

      They’re good

    • @kristentodoroki5688
      @kristentodoroki5688 3 года назад +5

      I'm non-binary, so that rule would have no effect on me

    • @TheMaskedFox288
      @TheMaskedFox288 2 года назад

      @@ashaler__ my suspicion is it started because perverts couldn't control themselves

  • @jaredmodisette6438
    @jaredmodisette6438 5 лет назад +325

    They added vape detectors in the bathrooms that, when set off, send a silent alarm to the on-campus police officers
    All the students ended up blowing their vapes directly into the detectors and just running off, thinking t was funny

    • @heroslippy6666
      @heroslippy6666 5 лет назад +33

      Who put toilets in the vape room?

    • @dragonlordthekingofdragons6373
      @dragonlordthekingofdragons6373 5 лет назад +9

      In my school kids put drugs in their vapes and overdused. Teachers had to watch the halls and the gym teacher was in the male bathroom and noticed I didn't vape and not kidding called me a good boy after I left the stall

    • @stephs8939
      @stephs8939 5 лет назад

      Well that is quite funny

    • @bigchooch4434
      @bigchooch4434 5 лет назад

      That's not even funny. Those kids should have gotten arrested for wasting police resources.

    • @SoulKiller7Eternal
      @SoulKiller7Eternal 5 лет назад +9

      @@bigchooch4434 You should get arrested for supporting draconian rules.

  • @superdead_2
    @superdead_2 5 лет назад +212

    We had to wear uniforms at school. The Guys Uniforms were sweat-proof, made of thin material, and was made from really comfortable stuff. And the buttons were detachable so they could make them have extra air flow.
    The girls ones were made of cheap material, very thick, buttons sewed together.
    School’s only explanation was that boys run around more and are more sweaty
    Many Complaints
    Never fixed because “it wasn’t such a big problem”
    Girls just didn’t wear uniforms. Got trouble for bra straps, not owning bras yet (Elementary/middle school) And tank tops. This was in CALIFORNIA

    • @mymaya
      @mymaya 5 лет назад +8

      I've worn uniforms my whole life but at least they were well made 😔😔

    • @rage8842
      @rage8842 5 лет назад +4

      What does it being cali have to do with anything? Is it because it's a predominantly liberal state?

    • @kashsmith6181
      @kashsmith6181 5 лет назад +20

      @@rage8842 California can get both very hot and very humid.

    • @persianwaluigi1166
      @persianwaluigi1166 5 лет назад

      kash smith only if it’s Southern California. In the Northern California, temperatures plummet down a lot.

    • @kashsmith6181
      @kashsmith6181 5 лет назад +2

      @@persianwaluigi1166 Yeah. I lived in North California. It was like I had a perpetual cold. Still though, even if cold, it was still very humid and misting like, all the time.

  • @tubercow
    @tubercow 5 лет назад +55

    My school years ago banded backpacks in class rooms. So we didn't have backpakes but large baskets of all our work. The baskets were about 1 foot and a half. They allowed backpacks after a week. God I love my school. BYW, everyone was in on it. I mean everyone. Every student, around 1400 student's. Lol

    • @doomslayer1793
      @doomslayer1793 5 лет назад +10

      At my school we brought anything that can hold things, I brought a microwave, and my friend brought a fucking refrigerator

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 4 года назад

      @@doomslayer1793 Dude what

  • @sofijeffrey9797
    @sofijeffrey9797 5 лет назад +331

    Idiots put one of those things that tell you your speed outside my high school. The Seniors did drag racing for a week until they removed it.

    • @Sillimant_
      @Sillimant_ 5 лет назад +35

      Well what did they expect?

    • @oceanbytez847
      @oceanbytez847 5 лет назад +16

      Funny shit man. Funny shit.
      Edit: If i wasn't always trying to avoid tickets id probably do it too. I keep my fast driving on the drag strip where it belongs (bc then im not endangering anyone but myself so it is an ethical way to go crazy with cars).

    • @bingle4551
      @bingle4551 5 лет назад +1

      Strike Ecozzocn a speedometer? It’s like the easiest word to figure out
      speed o meter

    • @Bankable2790
      @Bankable2790 5 лет назад

      That’s why they stop displaying speed after like 20 over lol.

    • @oceanbytez847
      @oceanbytez847 5 лет назад +3

      @@Bankable2790 Should stop at 10 over and just have a cam that snaps licence plate pics and issues tickets at 10 over. With the threat of a ticket they would not be so eager to race like morons. :)

  • @muhammadammarrasyid5780
    @muhammadammarrasyid5780 5 лет назад +62

    Apparently, my school was on a competition or whatever for the cleanest school. Then, a stupid rule came out : all trashcans are removed from the school area and the trash (supposedly) would be brung home by the students and teachers. Naturally the classes tried a system in which the cleaning secretary of the class would bring a trashbag and all the class's trash would go there and by the end of the day people on the class's cleaning schedule would throw the trash out somewhere else. The problem is that the students are reluctant to go the mile (and i would not blame them.) and just left the trashbag there for approximately a week or so. The trashbag eventually puts out a horrid smell, where the teachers would tell the students on the cleaning schedule that day to dispose the trashbag. Except, they wont, and the whole process repeats itself until someone cares.
    And yes the rule is still there.

  • @BullsMahunny
    @BullsMahunny 5 лет назад +299

    The dude who called off for 14 days, then took a day back at work, then booked another 14 days, only to call sick on his day back so he could circumvent the 14 day rule.
    Troll Level: 1000

  • @ElemXCR
    @ElemXCR 5 лет назад +292

    Yea the zero tolerance policy in my school district made shit even worst. The one who came up with it had the right mind. But as soon as news of a straight A student got suspended with another delinquent.... yea...
    Start a fight, everyone involved received equal punishment. REGARDLESS IF YOU WANTED TO PARTICIPATE IN IT.

    • @MisakaMikotoLuv
      @MisakaMikotoLuv 5 лет назад +8

      @MetraMan09 absolute madlad

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 5 лет назад +9

      @MetraMan09 Corruption 1 0 0

    • @captainwaa7274
      @captainwaa7274 5 лет назад +6

      In like 4th grade or something, (for some reason unknown to me) this kid tried punching me in the gut, I blocked the punch, and he ran over to a teacher saying that I hurt his arm. She didn't care what I had to say and made me sit by a wall for the rest of lunch. I am now entering high school and I still tell this story to my friends and we all get pissed off about it together.

    • @jeremynicholson0026
      @jeremynicholson0026 5 лет назад

      Same here

    • @jeremynicholson0026
      @jeremynicholson0026 5 лет назад

      @@captainwaa7274 Its like hockey, retaliation is worse than instigating

  • @Vanessa071
    @Vanessa071 5 лет назад +88

    My class from 5th to 8th grade was always pretty loud and rowdy. Our head teacher always claimed that it was because we consumed too much sugar, and we'd have those weeks where all sugary drinks and snacks were forbidden, or there would be consequences. We continued eating sweets and stuff in secret out of spite, therefore consuming muuuch more sugar than we usually did. Always after 2 weeks or so, he would claim that we had learned our lesson and stopped the rule again.

    • @LeTtRrZ
      @LeTtRrZ 5 лет назад +9

      Vanessa A textbook example of the placebo effect.

  • @fingerpainterman
    @fingerpainterman 5 лет назад +196

    A couple months ago my school banned "the r word" and would suspend anyone who said it for at least a day. On the announcements, they said "today is the first day we are implementing a ban on the r word" to which about 7 people in my class simultaneously said "that's retarded".
    Little known fact: 14 people were suspended immediately that day and 3 days later the rule was dropped.

    • @emilia-tan3635
      @emilia-tan3635 5 лет назад +9

      The R word is sometimes used to bully Special-needs kids/autistic kids/etc

    • @haelotny6523
      @haelotny6523 5 лет назад +28

      The school admin's heart was in the right place tbh.

    • @lovelydolltime8006
      @lovelydolltime8006 4 года назад +6

      That was actually a good rule to implement, honestly.

    • @skullsnbones_
      @skullsnbones_ 2 года назад +2

      that's.... that's a slur tho

    • @AyanoAishi888
      @AyanoAishi888 2 года назад

      As a neurodivergent, I'm telling u rn that using the r slur has the same rules as saying the n slur, only a certain minority can say it. In this case, the only ones that can use the r slur r the disabled/neurotypical/neurodivergent community. So I do agree with that rule being implemented into ur school, it sucks they lifted that ban

  • @TheAsylumchild
    @TheAsylumchild 5 лет назад +459

    When I was in high school, the new principal made a rule that we could only wear shorts on Fridays (we used to be able to wear them all week). This was during the hot months and we would all be sitting in class, sweating. The girls, however, could get past this rule by wearing skirts (as long as they reached their knees). The boys asked about this and the principal said that skirts were allowed as long as they were the proper length. The next day, over 50 boys showed up to school wearing skirts and more the next day after.

    • @yeng1855
      @yeng1855 5 лет назад +56

      This should get more likes for how genius the boys were.

    • @LilJbm1
      @LilJbm1 5 лет назад +41

      Holy shit that's amazing. I wish I went to that school just for the shits and giggles, and if I were the principal I'd probably just leave that rule in for a few weeks just because of how hilarious it is that a bunch of guys are just wearing skirts to school and cross dressing because shorts aren't allowed.
      Fucking amazing.

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 5 лет назад +21

      Once saw a picture of such an event. Could have been your school, of somewhere with same stupid rules. BTW: how did the girls react?

    • @luuk3213
      @luuk3213 5 лет назад +9

      i read that in a newspaper.

    • @davidvondoom2853
      @davidvondoom2853 5 лет назад +21

      Stuff like that wouldn't work in some schools. Maybe a handful of boys would be brave enough to try wearing a skirt to school, and would probably get teased like hell for it. I could never see something like that happening at the schools I went too. Too many mean kids.

  • @liamstanks1547
    @liamstanks1547 5 лет назад +243

    A couple I wanna mention.
    "Moving not standing policy" basically don't stand all in the hallways during transitions so you can't talk to your friends between classes, so everyone just walks around in circles to talk to them for 3 min before going to class.
    I had several teachers that tried to totally ban bathroom breaks during their class telling us to "just go during the transition". Bitch. I'm in this class for an hour and a half, there's a good chance I didn't have to go then, the bathrooms are so full during transitions you can't even get in them, AND I somehow always ended up with a schedule that had me jogging to make it on time because my classes would be on opposite ends of the school.
    Finally, it's junior year and I was in marching band. The band locker under mine was unused and had an outlet in the back, so me and my best friend put a coffee maker in it. We had coffee, coffee filters, ramen packets, bottled water, tea bags, loose leaf tea, disposable Dixie Styrofoam coffee cups, and pop tarts all in there with our little 5 cup Mr coffee (it was a pretty sizable locker that could comfortably fit a tenor sax case and a couple binders). One day, we're staying after school and making some ramen in the coffee maker, principal finds us and tells us to go home or go to his office, we gather our setup and go home. Next day he's pissed we didn't go to his office but we're adamant that there was no rule against our coffee maker, we don't get in trouble. The day after we argue it, there's an announcement over the intercom that home appliances are now banned and anyone caught with them will be punished, much confusion as people wonder who brought appliances and I'm trying not to bust out laughing. The next year the rule was added to the student handbook and during our beginning of the year "here's the rules, don't be dumb" seminar it even had its own slide on the PowerPoint. I was so proud, still am tbh.

    • @PurpleLightsaberAlex
      @PurpleLightsaberAlex 5 лет назад +27

      I'm also proud of you.

    • @jacobpieters4500
      @jacobpieters4500 5 лет назад +3

      That middle one happens at mine, after 5 times our band director just gave us detentions. I despise that woman.

    • @HululusLabs
      @HululusLabs 5 лет назад +14

      Today I learned I can make ramen in a coffee maker. Thank you for your wisdom

    • @Diabl05564
      @Diabl05564 5 лет назад +11

      Every rule that's ever been created has a story like this behind it. Always remember that when you find a rule or law that is particularly baffling. It is incredibly fun trying to imagine the scenario that could have caused the rule.

    • @wohlhabendermanager
      @wohlhabendermanager 5 лет назад +10

      "I had several teachers that tried to totally ban bathroom breaks during their class telling us to "just go during the transition"."
      Reminds me of my school. Teachers would tell us to "use the bathroom during the breaks, because that's what the breaks are for". They would also tell us that "we aren't allowed inside the school building during breaks". Which was kind of contradicting their first statement, because of course restrooms are located inside school buildings...

  • @Yora21
    @Yora21 5 лет назад +119

    In Germany we have historical problems with authority-mandated conformity.
    Pretty much none of that stuff would fly here.

    • @Nthantheslayer35
      @Nthantheslayer35 5 лет назад +40

      i believe it's called "We were literal Nazis once and we don't wanna go back" and i respect that.

    • @Silverfirefly1
      @Silverfirefly1 5 лет назад +1

      Keep going like that, and one day you'll be able to hang your washing out to dry on any day that you like!

    • @josephb.4640
      @josephb.4640 5 лет назад +3

      Duck Soup - Eh, not really America. I’d say it’s forced removal and genocide, but not holocaust levels of it. Not to mention, it was only fueled by expansion, not by expansion and racism.

    • @omafivargas9712
      @omafivargas9712 5 лет назад +10

      @@josephb.4640 Maybe America might count because of the Trail of Tears and the time where all Japanese people were put into camps (They weren't concentration camps, and it was understandable at the time, but it still happened), so a case can be made for both sides

    • @biohazardlnfS
      @biohazardlnfS 5 лет назад +2

      @@omafivargas9712 I have the term a case can be made. Anything can make a case for something doesn't mean it's worth a shit. Besides Germany is still doing the authoritarian. Shit it's just a diff party doing it now

  • @jakelownds8878
    @jakelownds8878 5 лет назад +621

    My school had a rule where you had to have the "hair you were born with"
    People took this literally

    • @nathanhernandez5075
      @nathanhernandez5075 5 лет назад +135

      They were bald ?

    • @Thegentechgamer
      @Thegentechgamer 5 лет назад +122

      @@nathanhernandez5075 Yes.

    • @Lugbzurg
      @Lugbzurg 5 лет назад +122

      I thought they;'d be carrying around bundles of their own hair.

    • @jakelownds8878
      @jakelownds8878 5 лет назад +28

      @HellcatHDno one died their any silly Colour, the head was just sick of half-blondes

    • @GamingDad
      @GamingDad 5 лет назад +15

      I would have to colour my hair blonde then... dang

  • @katasoarusrex5357
    @katasoarusrex5357 5 лет назад +94

    My high school tried to implement a no cellphone rule. We all got them confiscated by our first period teacher.
    So a group of kids put alarms on their phones to go off at random intervals all day.
    Full blast alarms at all hours all day.
    Faculty didn’t budge.
    Until they lost the rich kids brand new iPhone X.
    As soon as the office smelled the lawsuit they sent out an email saying the rule was over.
    They also tried getting the students to wear lanyards because apparently students who weren’t enrolled were coming to class.
    People would forget lanyards in their cars, lockers, classrooms, lunch tables, everywhere.
    They revoked the rule.

    • @Menfhis24
      @Menfhis24 5 лет назад +14

      "Students who weren't enrolled were coming to class"
      Do you mean students who weren't enrolled in that class or students who weren't enrolled in the school?

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat 5 лет назад +4

      Who the heck would willingly go to a school they are not enrolled in? Unless they are targeting homeless kids with evil/no parents...sad.

    • @katasoarusrex5357
      @katasoarusrex5357 5 лет назад +2

      Menfhis24 both, you had to pay for the school so kids would come

    • @katasoarusrex5357
      @katasoarusrex5357 5 лет назад +1

      cattysplat it was a private school

    • @hailstorm7868
      @hailstorm7868 5 лет назад +1

      Should've reported a theft

  • @ChemySh
    @ChemySh 5 лет назад +54

    One evening a few years ago, my high school principal called in a pickup truck to take away our soccer goalposts to the junkyard. The next day during morning service (Christian school, that why) he announced that students arent allowed to play sports on the field anymore during recess to prevent students from getting tired and sleeping in class. So we played in the car park area, which usually only holds the principal's car.
    Last I heard that principal was fired sometime after I graduated, moved to another school, fired again, and is now trying to cut down Chinese language hours in a school famous for exactly that.

    • @King-dsb
      @King-dsb Год назад

      Make dumb rules play great games

  • @Dosbomber
    @Dosbomber 5 лет назад +374

    I don't think any policy which upsets parachute riggers would be a good idea in any circumstances. Just sayin'...
    One of those "do it right", not "do it fast" kind of jobs...

    • @NightmareMindset
      @NightmareMindset 5 лет назад +24

      It would be like running a stop watch, and rushing EOD techs.

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat 5 лет назад +25

      Never underestimate the stupidity of management when it comes to making them and their department "look" good and that he's doing a good job because they are "improving" in the eyes of their superiors.

    • @Dosbomber
      @Dosbomber 5 лет назад +15

      Had to Google "EOD tech"..... yeah, don't rush those guys either.

    • @5peciesunkn0wn
      @5peciesunkn0wn 5 лет назад +20

      @@Dosbomber Always remember, a running EOD tech outranks *EVERYBODY* and if one tells you to run, you don't ask why.

    • @jackasshomey
      @jackasshomey 5 лет назад +7

      @Dosbomber yep lmfao upset the wrong parachute rigger and you might end up with the pack that's got silverware in it XD pfftlmao

  • @rosellathehedgehog18
    @rosellathehedgehog18 5 лет назад +318

    *Holy shit the stoplight buzzer. Finally, it's my time to shine with this story.*
    This was in my elementary school years, about 3rd grade. We had a witch-like old lady as our teacher, yelled at all the kids all the time, gave harsh grades etc. She complained we were always too loud (imo we were quiet, we were all scared to talk around her) so she got one of those stoplight buzzers and set the sensitivity on it up high. If someone's textbook fell, it'd go off. Everytime it went to red, we lost 5 minutes of recess time and stayed in the classroom. No matter what set it off, if it went off we lost 5 minutes. There'd be times we lost an entire recess period and lost 5 minutes off the second.
    One day during a test I finished it and had to walk up to her desk and deliver it to her personally. (Another weird rule I guess.) Except on the way up to the desk, I tripped on the extension cord connected to the stoplight. It fell off the table, and as I fell to the floor I remember seeing a lightbulb from inside the machine fly past me, and I looked over and the thing's colored light covers fell out. Looked busted as hell. I meekly got up and apologized, handed my test in and ran back to my desk expecting death. Teacher looked at me like I had cussed her and her entire family out but never said a word.
    At recess I was swarmed by my classmates who thanked me up and down for what I did and cheered me on. At the time I was an awkward ass kid who had no friends and bullied a lot, so having that happen to me was a FeelsGoodMan moment.
    Teacher retired that year after we graduated. Good riddance.

    • @mal2ksc
      @mal2ksc 5 лет назад +25

      Having to deliver your test personally is for several reasons: to make sure you stay engaged, to make sure you aren't (easily) swapping papers with someone, so that the teacher can easily tell how fast you're completing the test, etc. It's not weird at all.

    • @GreebleClown
      @GreebleClown 5 лет назад +42

      I always wonder why people who obviously don't like teaching bothered to become teachers...

    • @venomquill308
      @venomquill308 5 лет назад +13

      @@GreebleClown Teachers really don't get paid. Why bother? Pretty sure you could leach more out of the government by NOT working.

    • @ervinm.5065
      @ervinm.5065 5 лет назад +9

      Always handed my test personally to teachers. What kind of school did you attend?

    • @rosellathehedgehog18
      @rosellathehedgehog18 5 лет назад +10

      @@ervinm.5065 Guess I should have expected replies like that lmao. In our elementary school at the time, previously (and in higher grades in that school) we passed our papers from the back row to the front row, and usually teachers collected them that way. We had to turn our papers upside down and wait till everyone was done (or time was up). She did it differently which we all thought was weird. Not weird nowadays I guess especially to other schools but that was something unique to ours at the time I guess.

  • @slipperyh8390
    @slipperyh8390 5 лет назад +22

    01:00 High school I went to in Oz; administration put in a "snitch box" that people could anonymously tell on classmates/staff. Senior class stuffed it to the brim with ditch weed that grew in the woods behind the school.

  • @adamcappella8088
    @adamcappella8088 5 лет назад +333

    The first year my high school was opened (new school for the town) they decided they wanted to change the grading system.
    A was now a D
    B was now an A
    C was still a C
    But if you got anything below a C(70) like 69, it counted as an automatic 0. So it killed your grade point average. They believed this would make students try harder. The first year the school was open 20 students did not got to summer school, the rest of the students in the entire school went to summer school.
    This lasted for the first 2 years. After that they changed it back because the failure rate of students was so high the school was under an investigation and gonna get discredited. (I think I'm using the correct term)
    I still remember telling my mom about the change. She didn't believe me even after i showed her the student handbook. She went to the school on the 2nd day and had to hear it directly from the people in the office.
    Dumbest people running a school ever. Her words.
    There was so much wrong with that place I could write a book series about it.
    If anyone tells you that high school is supposed to be the best years of your life, they are full of shit, and we're probably failures.

    • @mexicanhero1999
      @mexicanhero1999 5 лет назад +52

      Please explain how an A would be A D

    • @sm5675
      @sm5675 5 лет назад +21

      What did I just read

    • @Menfhis24
      @Menfhis24 5 лет назад +44

      @@mexicanhero1999 I'm guessing the grading itself didn't change it's just the way that the grading was letter marked. So basically getting a 90-100 meant that you aced the class but it would just be marked as a D on your report card. Same thing with B now being marked as A. Sounds insanely stupid and meaningless if you ask me.

    • @adamcappella8088
      @adamcappella8088 5 лет назад +42

      @@mexicanhero1999 when your grade on a paper was 90-100 you got a D
      80-89 it was an A
      70-79 it was a C, but the teachers were not allowed to actually write down a C as a grade, they had to write Competent
      So many students were getting in trouble comming home with D on their paper cause they wouldn't write down the numerical grade and the parents wouldn't believe a D was good.
      My buddy Nate had a dad that was a cop and would literally beat the shit outta his son for coming home with D's

    • @adamcappella8088
      @adamcappella8088 5 лет назад +1

      @@Menfhis24 you got it

  • @FARBerserker
    @FARBerserker 5 лет назад +93

    we have such a noise light level thingie system at work.
    it is allergy time. i am only happy with my sneezes if they make the light in the next department go red.

  • @cielphantomhive785
    @cielphantomhive785 5 лет назад +89

    My school banned girls from spaghetti straps and the next day all boys were wearing spaghetti straps
    That rule ended

    • @MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr
      @MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr 3 года назад +5

      gender equality increased

    • @indrimza
      @indrimza 2 года назад +1

      "I yearn for true gender equality"

    • @TheTrueStrangeBee
      @TheTrueStrangeBee 2 года назад +1

      @@indrimza beat me to it

    • @TheMaskedFox288
      @TheMaskedFox288 2 года назад

      Honestly school dress codes are bullshit and sexist, if you can't control yourself around teenage girls showing shoulders maybe you shouldn't be working in a school

  • @blutact9931
    @blutact9931 5 лет назад +96

    Our school tried to put into practice the "no phones" rule...
    there were basically riots where people watch youtube on their phones on loud volume to annoy the teachers

    • @thespiderinyourcloset9462
      @thespiderinyourcloset9462 5 лет назад +8

      BLuTaCt Gaming Play earrape or a tone generator on full volume
      That will literally kill everyone in that room

    • @bigchooch4434
      @bigchooch4434 5 лет назад +4

      Honestly that's one of those situations where the teachers would be justified in punishing every person who did that. They could just say "this is exactly why we don't allow phones in school."

  • @VegetoStevieD
    @VegetoStevieD 5 лет назад +930

    D.A.R.E: "Don't do drugs, they're dangerous."
    Kids: "Why do people do them then?"
    D.A.R.E: "They do it because they think it's fun. It's dangerous though."
    Teens (full of testosterone): "I want to do something fun, and a bit dangerous...."

    • @fedyx1544
      @fedyx1544 5 лет назад +97

      They basically D.A.R.E.d them to do drugs

    • @Network_Eli
      @Network_Eli 5 лет назад +9

      Fedyx 1 hahahahaha

    • @DevilDaRebel
      @DevilDaRebel 5 лет назад +13

      I remember being lectured by DARE back in 2010. Looks like theyre still around.... Dont drink, but I enjoy my THC.

    • @Predated2
      @Predated2 5 лет назад +28

      There is not a single way to keep someone from doing something if they really want to. It's safer to educate on the dangers and teach them about overdosage than to say "drugs are bad, mkay?"

    • @jakeiscoming
      @jakeiscoming 5 лет назад +29

      DARE taught us that every single drug would ruin your life and you'd end up dead or in jail. They equated smoking cigs and drinking beer with doing cocaine or heroin. As a result, when you find out that drinking beer doesn't lead to your immediate demise, you go ahead and consider everything in the program to be false.

  • @yoshidasaki17703
    @yoshidasaki17703 5 лет назад +63

    This story came from my sister when she's still in Middle School. A kid die after the principal take her inhaler. The kid desperately need it and the principal say she just fake it
    She die. Parents try to sue but the school win (via bribing)
    And the principal die two weeks after due to some "incident"
    Plus 9 other teacher/board members "disappeared"

    • @yoshidasaki17703
      @yoshidasaki17703 4 года назад +10

      @@green_the_ninja tldr: school make stupid rule. Kid die. Dad mad. Dad kill the principal

    • @devanshkamdar8244
      @devanshkamdar8244 4 года назад +4

      Did this happen in Russia? All evidence points to that.

    • @yoshidasaki17703
      @yoshidasaki17703 4 года назад +3

      @@green_the_ninja English isn't my 1st language, sorry

    • @yoshidasaki17703
      @yoshidasaki17703 4 года назад +5

      @@devanshkamdar8244 Middle East

    • @Glombor
      @Glombor 3 года назад

      Wow that's dark

  • @angrynoodletwentyfive6463
    @angrynoodletwentyfive6463 5 лет назад +407

    In my elementary school, they had a reward system called lightning math where you would get rewards depending on how much faster you completed a Math sheet. So guess what scheming 6yo me did? Took the entire period given to do my sheet, than slowly increased my speed every time I did the sheet... the kids were making fun of me for being stupid at first... but then they came to see my genius around the third week when most of the students were leveling off on how fast they could do it and not getting consistent lollipops and yoyo's from the prize chest. and I even got the coveted RC truck that cost so many points you would have had to (as the teachers were expecting was impossible) do consistently 2 minutes faster every single round...
    In retrospect I am convinced that by the 4th week in the faculty knew I was cheating the system, but were to amused a 6yo has found a loop-hole they had apparently never considered they just let me get away with it anyway.

    • @XaiEia
      @XaiEia 5 лет назад +17

      You were probably so proud of yourself back then.
      Do you still have any of those toys XD

    • @mach186282
      @mach186282 5 лет назад +33

      Ah, the "Do Well But Not Perfect" trope strikes again.

    • @pre-debutera6941
      @pre-debutera6941 5 лет назад +11

      We have standardized tests that we take in the beginning, middle and end for every core class (it's annoying af). The point of those tests is to map out improvement over the year. They don't care about actual scores and most teachers reward those that improve. Most students Christmas tree the first test, half-ass the second, and only really try the last time. So similar, but on a state wide scale. 😂

    • @yatokami1783
      @yatokami1783 5 лет назад +4

      They did a similar thing in my gym class where we had to run laps, and they scored you every few weeks, and if you ran faster each week you got a passing grade. Well everyone just half assed it the first time, and slowly did better each time so passing was easy

    • @Agent-ic1pe
      @Agent-ic1pe 5 лет назад +3

      One time, our English teacher decided to grade our essays based on improvement from the rough draft. The categories for grading were "Grammar/technique", "Comprehension", "Organization", and "Creativity". As you can tell, everyone's rough drafts were misspelled single paragraphs that didn't answer the question. She changed the rule after the first essay.

  • @p1exes381
    @p1exes381 5 лет назад +173

    Imagine a group of kids in some dark corner of the school spinning their illegal fidget spinners.

    • @JaredittonGaming
      @JaredittonGaming 5 лет назад +9

      Kid has a gun or is bullying
      Teacher: I sleep
      Kid has a fidget spinner
      Teacher: Triggered

    • @PoetsAges
      @PoetsAges 5 лет назад +2

      You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?

    • @joshuagraham2715
      @joshuagraham2715 5 лет назад +3

      You have committed crimes against *(insert school name here.) what say you in your defense.

  • @FeyTheBin
    @FeyTheBin 5 лет назад +128

    Good thing I'm not American; this Zero Tolerance thing is the scariest thing I've ever discovered.

    • @emilia-tan3635
      @emilia-tan3635 5 лет назад +2

      Mexicans are technically Americans because they live in North America so never say that unless you want an angry Mexican yelling at you.

    • @tobos8909
      @tobos8909 4 года назад +2

      If I was American I'd ask the teachers who support zero tolerance "Do you own a gun?" If you own a gun, ESPECIALLY for self defence, you can not make the case for zero tolerance

    • @pastychomper4939
      @pastychomper4939 4 года назад +1

      @@tobos8909 Would that work? From reading comments I was under the impression that all USian teachers are extremely left wing and believe that guns should only be owned by their preferred political party. Course I could be wrong. 🤣

    • @Wi-Fi-El
      @Wi-Fi-El 4 года назад +2

      In my school, they punished bystanders too. Their goal was to encourage bystanders to peacefully diffuse the fight, but instead kids would either run away or join the fights, and nobody would report fights bc they'd be put down as a bystander and suspended

    • @dridtheasexualredneck6047
      @dridtheasexualredneck6047 4 года назад

      Yea I got in trouble so many times for not fighting back so one day I hit him with a chair still got the same punishment

  • @gb6710
    @gb6710 5 лет назад +86

    I had a job at an Ingles deli and the management decided we were not allowed to talk during work hours, at all. It didn’t work. Refused to listen or answer any customers.

  • @richardyork2626
    @richardyork2626 5 лет назад +47

    8:57 My school tried to do this at one point. Everyone brought in their phones, set alarms to go off at various points during the day and handed them in. It was great fun.

  • @piotrexyzerthefrumentarius7472
    @piotrexyzerthefrumentarius7472 5 лет назад +112

    My school had a rule called the no laughing rule: no laughing was allowed inside the school for any reason. During lunch, me and four other decide to start cracking offensive jokes. I made white jokes, Jamal made black jokes, Erin made Asian jokes, Jose made Latino and Puerto Rican jokes. The principal heard the laughter in the lunchroom, so he decided to come in and put a stop to it. When he came in, all four of us started dissing him. I started dissing him on his hair style. Jamal said the principal looked like a black captain spock with bad teeth. Erin started dissing him on how his name sounded like queef. I forgot what Jose was saying. All 4 of us got suspended. Shortly after, they had to remove the rule because it would cause %90 of the school to be suspended.

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 4 года назад +6

      I applaud you and your friends

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 года назад +2

      And then the whole cafeteria clapped

    • @witheeeeeerx
      @witheeeeeerx 2 года назад

      Hell of a squad ya got

  • @anderssorenson9998
    @anderssorenson9998 5 лет назад +541

    Yep that cafeteria idea has been tried by multiple "geniuses" in many different places.

    • @Alicia-jz8lg
      @Alicia-jz8lg 5 лет назад +75

      I'm a substitute and a lot of schools have stuff like that. God they're so stupid. Kids are allowed to talk and interact. They basically have not other time to do that

    • @ProjectW013
      @ProjectW013 5 лет назад +72

      @@Alicia-jz8lg just seems like those in PoP (position of power) want to treat school like prison or a business. That is obviously a bad idea cause it prevents social growth and unwinding from the monotony. These are children, not adults, and even then that's just cruel treatment. It is mind boggling how out of touch those in PoP can be.

    • @yaga9100
      @yaga9100 5 лет назад +32

      They did that at my school but kids weren't allowed to eat anywhere else in the school, so one day, every kid in the grade, skipped at lunch and went to a local fast food restaurant.

    • @egrs
      @egrs 5 лет назад +8

      Which one the one with removing chairs or the one with the buzzer

    • @sunshadow7XK
      @sunshadow7XK 5 лет назад +28

      @@ProjectW013 It's closer to a LACK of business sense. In a place where you buy food it would make more sense to have a comfortable eating area, particularly given competing restaurants around you. My old university had a baller cafe in house because right around the corner there was dominoes and mc d's. They didn't give a shit about people bringing food in because they charged a lot less for drinks.

  • @number1millipedefan
    @number1millipedefan 5 лет назад +44

    I have a story.
    So, my school has a thing where all the kids have to go outside and do a bunch of activities to raise money. For some reason, my school for some reason thought it would be a good idea to not give water to the kids that they were forcing to run around outside unless they had a water bottle. They had cups originally but threw them away after they were told to only give water to kids with a water bottle, so there were just a bunch of unused cups in the trash. A bunch of kids (including myself) began fishing the cups out of the trash, which the people who were providing water were apparently fine with and then gave us water.
    I'm pretty sure my mom reported them or something after I told her.

  • @dakevinmg
    @dakevinmg 5 лет назад +27

    My school implemented an hour long lunch period when EVERYONE at the school would eat (>2,500 students.) Needless to say fights broke out and it was stopped after a while

    • @kai1742
      @kai1742 5 лет назад +1

      Sounds scary af

  • @NightmareMindset
    @NightmareMindset 5 лет назад +158

    I'm always fascinated by the sheer arrogance of management:
    Manager: "We are enacting new rule 'x' which will help so much with productivity"
    - productivity utterly plummets as a result of new rule "x"
    Management underling: "Sir, maybe we should go back to the way things were before the new rule, things were running well, and people were generally happy and wanted to work? We wouldn't even have to admit that we were just being greedy, micromanaging pricks, we could just say that we've decided that things worked better before and are going back to it."
    Manager: "No. This will work, we just need more time. There's no way I could possibly be wrong about this. I AM GOD!"
    - 1 year later
    Manager: "I have an idea! What if we go back to the way things used to be. We wouldn't even have to admit our intentions for making the change. We could just say that we are going back to what we know worked at one time. Man, I'm good at my job."
    Why is damn near every manager, Zapp Brannigan?
    -"Do you want to talk to the person in charge, or someone who actually knows what's going on?"

    • @correctionguy7632
      @correctionguy7632 5 лет назад

      "I AM GOD" keke now sætre kjeks crumbs are all over my keyboard

    • @asmallemu9954
      @asmallemu9954 5 лет назад +1

      Your welcome for making this 100 likes :)

    • @captainwaa7274
      @captainwaa7274 5 лет назад

      Oh my god yes
      High five, Futurama fan!

    • @captainwaa7274
      @captainwaa7274 5 лет назад

      @@asmallemu9954 I just really like your name

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 5 лет назад +83

    No running in the halls, all staircases were one way only on opposite ends of the school, and no bookbags or backpacks. Oh, and no tolerance for tardiness. That means that if nearly all your classes were on the first floor, you had to go all the way to the end of one hallway, go up, get to your locker, open it and get your books, go all the way to the other end, go down, then walk all the way to your classroom. *In five minutes.*
    Lockers were assigned randomly with no procedure for requesting a change, and the school was a long rectangle, with one stairway at each end, and the one for going up was at the end furthest from the school's entrance, the one for going down right next to the entrance. Oh, and if you were caught running or even walking fast, teachers would force you to walk all the way to the end of the hallway or the other end of the stairs and make you walk it again. And there were eight classes a day, requiring eight books total for all classes. All of the books were large hardcovers. And the teachers regularly gave out homework assignments.
    After a teacher got fed up with my constant tardies, and wouldn't accept my explanations, I asked her to walk my morning walk. I was able to prove to her that it was physically impossible for me to go from one end of the school to the other, go upstairs, go to the other end of the school, go downstairs, and then walk to the end of the hallway *AGAIN* so I could get to her class within the five minutes between when the school opened its front door (It was literally locked until 8:00am, and no one but faculty was allowed inside beforehand). And that's without having to carry twenty to thirty pounds of books (At 12 years old, that's insanely heavy) without a backpack or bookbag (This was shortly after Columbine, so in spite of this being a well-to-do area, everyone was paranoid). The teacher asked me why I didn't just carry her book home with me and carry it with me when I walked in. I reiterated that all but one of my classes were on the first floor, so unless I carried all thirty pounds of book with me all through the school day, and both to and from home, I was going to be late for somebody's class. That, or I was going to end up with a hernia at twelve years old.
    The rules weren't changed or adjusted within my six months at that school, but I did get a new locker three weeks after that demonstration... which was a day before my family and I moved out of that town. F--- that school.

    • @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe
      @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe 5 лет назад +1

      No running in the halls.☝️ Detention.

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 5 лет назад +3

      @RogerwilcoFoxtrot i calculated that you can do this task three minutes faster when everything goes perfect, so i am giving you five minutes less per task. Now start moving, slave!

    • @davidvondoom2853
      @davidvondoom2853 5 лет назад +2

      I had a similar problem in high school and one bitch of a teacher would send me to the office for being a few seconds late. So, I would check my watch before walking through the door. If I was late, I just wouldn't go in. I wasn't going to waste my time in the office, every dam day. I'd sooner go to the library and get my homework done, so I don't have to do it at home.

    • @leonmercury3732
      @leonmercury3732 5 лет назад

      @RogerwilcoFoxtrot Wait, wait, wait... 4 minute passing time?! Absolute madness. I literally had to jog between classes, and I had 7 minutes of passing time! Of course, I suppose it depends on the size of the school, our pool was at least 50 meters away from the school down 4 flights of stairs.

  • @josephschubert6561
    @josephschubert6561 5 лет назад +17

    Reasons to convince my parents to enroll me in public school next year: "They'll probably have a bunch of stupid rules that I could convince half the school to rebel against."
    Reasons to stay homeschooled: Literally everything.
    Everyone has to sacrifice sometimes.

  • @gabeslist
    @gabeslist 5 лет назад +138

    School is half way to prison culture (sometimes more depending on where you go) but I remember that the teachers, staff, and faculty acted like prison guards. The thing that bothers me the most now that I am older is that teachers would shut down or punish students for putting forward legitimate criticism. It wasn't always the best worded argument, but if students are upset about something ignoring them is asking for trouble.
    In real life, in an office or general work environment putting down criticism is a good way to lose the respect (or more) of your peers and or workers. I mean, in college the Professors and instructors practically begged us to write criticisms for the class. Since they knew that at the end of the semester the evaluations would be read by their higher ups, so they wanted to fix any problems with the class before that.
    But something bothers me even more than that,
    While I was in school I accepted it.
    I would say, "Well they shouldn't have spoken up."
    Really says a lot about the kind of person I would be if I was living in a totalitarian regime. Though I've grown out of it, it's still shocking to think most of us go through that.

    • @Layarion
      @Layarion 5 лет назад +14

      well buckle up, because it's getting worse.

    • @Hyperion856
      @Hyperion856 5 лет назад +11

      And we wonder why we cant listen to differing ideas when teachers would basically ban out other ideas they didn't agree with whether its shitty or not.

    • @StefanReich
      @StefanReich 5 лет назад +5

      Exactly! School is preparation for prison. ruclips.net/video/H17lYymfq78/видео.html

    • @r.b.4611
      @r.b.4611 5 лет назад

      I like you gabe, you seem switched on.

    • @soulest2081
      @soulest2081 5 лет назад +3

      A lot of this in home life too. "I know what's best for you!", instead of, "Go and explore a bit but come to me for guidance. My mind and door are always open."

  • @silverbryophyta3763
    @silverbryophyta3763 5 лет назад +114

    I ended up having to take online classes in this dinky little room in my school due to medical issues causing me to be unable to walk between classes. The teacher- a total idiot narcissist- was not happy with the progress of a couple of the kids, who were in the online program due to behavioral issues. So he said that no one was allowed to wear headphones and listen to music for two, three weeks.
    Unfortunately I, like most of the kids in that classroom, used the music/headphones to block out the handful of kids that made a bunch of noise. Most of us had our performance drop significantly. It got to the point where I brought in ear-mufflers that I use to go shooting and tried to put them on when the teacher was talking about his recent vacation to an undeveloped country. He was essentially ranting about how the people there were treating him like a god and that we should be doing it. It made it really hard to work.
    He suspended me when he noticed that I was doing my work instead of listening to him. Like, that was literally the reason he gave when he suspended me. He even tried to make me call my mother, who just laughed at him. I ended up working from home the rest of the year and probably worked 3 times faster without him constantly trying to get us to do community work to make him look good. That man was a twit.

    • @mr.cringekid5117
      @mr.cringekid5117 5 лет назад +12

      idiots man

    • @commerceserverservercommerce
      @commerceserverservercommerce 5 лет назад +19

      i find it hilarious that you were suspended for doing work and not listening to his egocentric speech, moronic teacher

    • @starlite5154
      @starlite5154 5 лет назад +13

      W-what ? He's not an asshole,he's a fucking idiot,i mean,you're 100% gonna get fired if you literally tell a student to stop working

    • @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe
      @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe 5 лет назад +3

      Wow, what a fucking pathetic being. I don't even want to do these people the honor of looking at them, to treat them like a God is laughable, if only they weren't completely dead serious.

  • @ubz05
    @ubz05 5 лет назад +14

    4:29
    If you can't be friends with the people the grade above you and you can be friends with people with the grade below you, then it doesn't make sense.
    For example, I am in 7th grade and I wanted to be friends with someone in 6th grade. It wouldn't work out because the 6th Grade can't be friends with people the grade above them. Which is me in 7th grade.
    So you can only really be friends with people from the same grade.
    Nice logic, School.

  • @curerainbow4343
    @curerainbow4343 5 лет назад +63

    In 8th grade, my principle had the bright idea of Implementing "silent lunch". They thought it was a good idea to make us silent for the last few minutes of lunch every day. That rule didn't even last 2 weeks.

  • @godlygamer911
    @godlygamer911 5 лет назад +78

    12:30 that's the point where you sue... that is completely illegal

    • @benjaminwertz2379
      @benjaminwertz2379 5 лет назад +4

      Your picture adds flavor to your comment, my brain keeps screaming "ThAts IlLEgAl!"

  • @hook_electric4279
    @hook_electric4279 5 лет назад +48

    My school also said we couldn't be friends with people in grades above or below us and one of my friends got punished for it(he had to write "I will not talk to people in any other grades

    • @__sir7557
      @__sir7557 5 лет назад +2

      Why is that?

    • @omafivargas9712
      @omafivargas9712 5 лет назад

      What if you are smart and decided to skip? Would you not be able to talk to your old classmates?

    • @geniemiki
      @geniemiki 5 лет назад +1

      I once went on a school trip where the premise was that a handful of elder students (which I was part of) were to serve as guides for the younger ones. We got along very well. One of the older girls was always chatting up with a certain group of younger students, mostly males. The teacher freaked out that she wanted to bang them or something. The elders were therefor forced to stay at the back of the bus

    • @hook_electric4279
      @hook_electric4279 4 года назад

      @@omafivargas9712 I actually did skip ahead and I couldn't talk to my other classmates

    • @King-dsb
      @King-dsb Год назад

      @@hook_electric4279if I had this rule at my school I would have no friends

  • @adarcus4053
    @adarcus4053 5 лет назад +93

    Had a HS administrator try to tell me that I needed my parents to sign off on changing my computer password. I politely looked at her and informed her that my 18th birthday had been on Friday I was now of legal age so no I didn't need any parental oversight to change my password. She really was a control freak and I've no doubt that my parents were informed of my updated password.

    • @orppranator5230
      @orppranator5230 5 лет назад +7

      Adarcus You need to be 18 to change your password for school devices? Tf?

    • @mal2ksc
      @mal2ksc 5 лет назад +11

      It may be considered "entering a contract", which minors can't legally do -- and when they do, they basically can flake out on the agreement because the other party never should have accepted it. You can't enforce contracts made with MIMI: Minor, Intoxicated, Mentally Incompetent.
      So yes, parents _absolutely_ need to sign off on this stuff if there is to be any legal weight behind it at all, except in those cases of 18 year olds that haven't yet graduated.

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 5 лет назад +2

      Adarcus That shit is how I had “Strawberry” all the way till graduation lol

  • @iPLAYtheSTATION
    @iPLAYtheSTATION 5 лет назад +54

    At a grocery store I used to work at, some genius at corporate decided that the loose coin in the tills should not be counted as part of the balance to save money on hiring accounting employees. So every day, tills were always a few dollars short or over (or even more). Because any loose coin just stays in the till unaccounted for, and the till is rebuilt with the same number of coin rolls (which we account for).
    The accounting kept being off by lots of dollars ($10s, even $100s). All the time. So instead of fixing the obvious problem, they just kept revising the accounting procedures.
    Again.
    And again.
    And again.
    Progressively making the trial balance worse. This went on for years, and when I left they company they still didn't change back from the loose coin policy. It's like the corporate is run by monkeys or something.

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 5 лет назад +3

      It is, most are retards. Think about it, who the fuck went into managing , someone who was a complete tool at everything else.

  • @Dee-td1og
    @Dee-td1og 5 лет назад +8

    My school used to open all the entrances in the morning, which were closer to the parking lot (although still a significant walk). Now they only open one or two resulting in a dreadfully long walk. In conjunction with this they shortened the window in which the doors where open and you could go into school. This of course, caused everyone to drive to school around the same time, creating 15-20 minute traffic jams. On a rainy day it was such a crap show the traffic would go for blocks the line to the attendance office (where you have to go if your late) would be way out the door. Anyway being 1 minute late and being 90 minutes late = the same punishment (being marked as tardy, but certain number of tardys gets you a Lunch D.T.) . So on a rainy days I would sit in traffic and watch all the kids scramble to make it all the way from the parking lot around to the front, then I would drive right pass the school to a nice little coffee shop where I would dry off, relax, take a breather, have a nice cup of coffee for a bout an hour and then would proceed back to school. Nearly every time I was in traffic and knew I wouldn’t make it on time I would just go get some coffee. There was no reason not too. Some other kids were aware of the punishment being the same, but only a couple would take advantage of it. I think some day they’ll fix it (like they could open all the entrances, expand the time window, make exceptions for tardiness due to weather related traffic, change what classifies as tardiness) as a significantly large amount of kids are tardy each day.

  • @officialdrowsy
    @officialdrowsy 5 лет назад +398

    > No backpacks in the classroom
    Wh-

    • @shuriken188
      @shuriken188 5 лет назад +39

      Schools that institute this rule usually mean that you put everything in a locker and bring only what you need to class, but I got around it because I needed a laptop and thus a bag to carry it in, so why not put all my binders, pencils, etc. in it too?

    • @deniserunyon4473
      @deniserunyon4473 5 лет назад +20

      My school doesn't allow this either. They day it's so that you can't bring guns to school.

    • @ivbaleinevi
      @ivbaleinevi 5 лет назад +15

      Idk if my school ever did this, but no one likes to use lockers in my old high school because you have to rent them for the year, and kids would break into other kids lockers to steal shit. Oh, teachers also had to know your passcode.

    • @shuriken188
      @shuriken188 5 лет назад +9

      @@ivbaleinevi
      That's pretty weird. The strictest I've experienced is at my current college, where you choose a locker for free. If somebody reports that their locker was locked by someone else, they put a warning notice on it. Then a few days later, if the locker is still occupied, they cut the lock and empty the locker out for the owner to use.

    • @AmericanGirlGymnasts
      @AmericanGirlGymnasts 5 лет назад +5

      In JH we weren’t allowed backpacks in class but now in high school we are???

  • @swammy41
    @swammy41 5 лет назад +138

    My primary school in England, a catholic school, was quite mixed, but mostly white people and Pakistanis.
    In my last year, they brought in a rule where only catholic people could join the school from now on.
    The next year, the entire Reception was polish

    • @fuzzwobble
      @fuzzwobble 5 лет назад +17

      Considering the grooming gang scandals that have been happening for decades now, your school might have dodged a bullet there.

    • @raerohan4241
      @raerohan4241 5 лет назад +8

      Sounds fake. That is grounds for religious discrimination, and a VERY big lawsuit.

    • @ignoto82dr
      @ignoto82dr 5 лет назад +8

      @@raerohan4241 well, maybe not. As many catholic schools are private (owned by the church) they can impose whatever requirement they want for the admission. Just like the boss of a factory: he can choose whoever work for him, basing the chooise even on the color of the hairs. Neither can throw out those already inside, thoo, unless for justified motivation.

    • @raerohan4241
      @raerohan4241 5 лет назад +6

      ignoto82dr Ah, I missed the part of the comment that said it was a Catholic school. My mistake.

    • @tharnstonewall2005
      @tharnstonewall2005 5 лет назад +1

      @Marechal Zolotoy Have you even seen what Europe has turned into in the last 10 years because of eastern immigrants?

  • @thecelestialstarship
    @thecelestialstarship 5 лет назад +14

    “Woosh. You will pass your tests.”
    > Next day, drug test

  • @ryanm.191
    @ryanm.191 5 лет назад +144

    We have a corridor at school which we called the long corridor. It had about 25 class rooms but only two entrances/exits, one at either side of the corridor. 25 classes of 30 people equals 750 people. They then tried to implement a one way system and it caused riots to get to class on time (if we were late we got detention for an hour before school). The day it was implemented there were three kids hospitalised due to getting trampled (2 year 7s and one year 8 trampled by year 9,10,11,12&13 who are three times the size of year 7&8) and police had to turn up to control the crowds.
    It was gone the next day after the families of the school slapped law suits on the school

    • @QuadLamb
      @QuadLamb 5 лет назад +5

      The police showed up to control a crowd of kids trying to head to class? Yeah that totally happened.

    • @ryanm.191
      @ryanm.191 5 лет назад +12

      QuadLamb031275 yeah a couple of cops had to turn up. I have a phot of them out front of the door. I would upload it but it may have the schools badge and tbh I don’t really want to reveal my school.
      If you want you don’t have to believe me but I have the satisfaction of knowing it happened. If you’ve been lied to so much in life that you don’t believe stories like this then I feel for how depressing that js

    • @XaiEia
      @XaiEia 5 лет назад +6

      @@ryanm.191 You could just uh...
      Photoshop the school logo out?
      Or scribble over it?

    • @reececlegg9374
      @reececlegg9374 5 лет назад +1

      He just got 40 likes and comments your just giving him what he wants

    • @ryanm.191
      @ryanm.191 5 лет назад +9

      @@reececlegg9374 40 likes to me is literally nothing.
      @E-Aria the photo doesnt have a logo in it, but if i post it people who went to my school will recognise the building, but fuck it ill post it anyway. here:
      ibb.co/bLGxKP8

  • @nathand4268
    @nathand4268 5 лет назад +63

    Lunch should be a time for students to socialize.. In my school, you can talk as much as you want and you can literally eat anywhere like in cafeterias, malls, restaurants, fast food chains, etc. All that in an hour and a half.

    • @DoveAlexa
      @DoveAlexa 5 лет назад +11

      I guess wherever you live, they don't hate children?

    • @dragon6irl
      @dragon6irl 5 лет назад +3

      In my schools lunch was 30 minutes and you couldn't leave the cafeteria. You couldn't order delivery, either.

    • @hungryfordonuts6662
      @hungryfordonuts6662 5 лет назад +1

      Our lunch is fifteen minutes and we aren’t allowed to leave the room (cafeteria) can I trade lives with you dude?

    • @nathand4268
      @nathand4268 5 лет назад +1

      Hansillustrations What?? It takes me around 15 minutes to grab things from my locker and/or walk to a restaurant/get food from the cafeteria.

    • @hungryfordonuts6662
      @hungryfordonuts6662 5 лет назад +1

      Yup. I always have to pack really small lunches that usually are just like an apple and a few pretzels. And all the teachers wonder why we all try to eat in class 😐

  • @ppandballtorture8640
    @ppandballtorture8640 5 лет назад +16

    my school has this “no fighting policy” and for them this means that if you fight back or defend yourself you get in even more trouble, and even thought the school has cameras the teachers either come 20 min. later at the scene or just don’t come..... florida am i right...?

  • @teemoismymain
    @teemoismymain 5 лет назад +74

    When I went to grade school, recess was in the parking lot. Kids always used to play tag, but when someone got hurt they banned running.

    • @FBIAGENT725
      @FBIAGENT725 5 лет назад +20

      If someone trips they're going to ban walking

    • @zoedavies3252
      @zoedavies3252 5 лет назад +8

      Then they're going to ban standing because the kiddos couldn't get to class because they banned walking

    • @jonikyro1168
      @jonikyro1168 5 лет назад +2

      Ehh Hi, i guess no they have to sneak but then they ban standing when someone falls while sneaking

  • @Ranatosk
    @Ranatosk 5 лет назад +95

    >High school had a mandatory shaving rule
    >Can’t shave due to being Jewish
    >Next year it was changed to having a neatly trimmed beard, started to see more students with beards.

    • @Ranatosk
      @Ranatosk 5 лет назад +1

      eisblock men can’t shave at all, it’s considered a womanly thing.

    • @yoruichixx6951
      @yoruichixx6951 5 лет назад

      @@Ranatosk so its a society issue not a religious issue?

    • @TheDarkToes
      @TheDarkToes 5 лет назад +1

      @@yoruichixx6951 no.. its a religious issue

    • @matan8074
      @matan8074 5 лет назад

      @@TheDarkToes no its not, the only rule on shaving are about payot (sideburns)

    • @TheDarkToes
      @TheDarkToes 5 лет назад +4

      @@matan8074 "no its not! The only rule is...."
      And i rest my case. Thank you for making it for me.
      It IS a religious issue

  • @0Onyx13
    @0Onyx13 5 лет назад +11

    lol that bra one 😂my mom tells me how when she went to school (it was in the 60s, rules were stricter and people got away with a lot more shit) it was a rule that all girls had to be wearing pantyhose even when it was hot af (back then it was rare that girls would wear pants so they were all in skirts), and to make sure they did so, the principal would be at the gate every morning inspecting all of them when they entered. To this day my mom says he probably made it up cause he was "an old perv" in her words, and wanted to look at young girls legs lol

  • @tabytastick
    @tabytastick 5 лет назад +46

    My middle school tried a no touching policy and our class calmly rebeled. We would all hold hands with who ever was around us, some holding hands in large groups or chains. In class, between class, at lunch and before and after school. Didn't matter where it was or who it was you just held hands with who was there. Our rebellion only took 2 days for the school to relax on the no touching policy, no touching during class and no kissing on school property (and obviously if it was more "intimate touching there would be consequences). We became a very close class of students that year, with some friendships still lasting today, over 20 years later. No one picked on or bullied anyone eles after that because we had all become a team who worked together and accomplished something together.

    • @jimmythornseed8605
      @jimmythornseed8605 5 лет назад +7

      Imagine if they made a bogus rule everyone worked together to fight and stopped all bullying.

    • @StefanTravis
      @StefanTravis 5 лет назад +4

      So...if they institute a "No Kissing" policy....

    • @pressxfor7219
      @pressxfor7219 5 лет назад +1

      wish something like that would happen at my school. I'm known throughout my grade, but not in a good way. for example, students in class started singing some random song. When I joined in, someone shouted "GUYS, DAVID STARTED SING, LETS NOT SING ANYMORE!!!!" and everyone stopped. I didn't raise my head for the rest of the day.

  • @WhatComesAroundTM
    @WhatComesAroundTM 5 лет назад +157

    4:21 any school that doesn't see the flaw in this should probably not be teaching kids.

    • @Sillimant_
      @Sillimant_ 5 лет назад +21

      I can't believe how big of a fundamental flaw there is to that, and they didn't see it

    • @benjaminwertz2379
      @benjaminwertz2379 5 лет назад +55

      To prevent accidents on the stairs, we are designating students going up the stairs will stay to the right, while students heading down the stairs will stay to the left.
      _Sheer pandemonium_

    • @WhatComesAroundTM
      @WhatComesAroundTM 5 лет назад +15

      @@benjaminwertz2379 You have to fight to the death to use the stairs 😂

    • @Sillimant_
      @Sillimant_ 5 лет назад +3

      @@benjaminwertz2379 hol up

    • @seabassjames8222
      @seabassjames8222 5 лет назад +4

      @@benjaminwertz2379 Everyone must face such that the top of the stairs are to their right and the bottom of the stair are to their left, and must walk sideways on the stairs.

  • @markaplience727
    @markaplience727 5 лет назад +10

    My school decided to make the doors lock on the outside and always get closed in the moment that the bell rings.
    Problem is, the sports field was on the other side of the fenced area, and if you we're playing a sport, you had to leave 1 minute before the bell ringed just to make it in time.
    Also in our school teachers we're usually late, sometimes even 5 or 10 minutes, and the policy of locked doors was to not disturb the class after it started. The principal usually was late 20 minutes everyday to class. So if I get to school at x:59, I won't make it to class, because the door closes.
    Also a*shole classmates who would lock the door when entering.
    I remember that some guy broke the system and made a door open from the outside. No idea how he did it...

  • @Coolwoobyer
    @Coolwoobyer 5 лет назад +44

    My dad worked at a shopping mall when he was in college, and his manager would come up to him 15 minutes before closing, and saying that the shop must be restocked, only to be destocked 15 minutes later, of course.
    One day the manager did that again, and my dad quit 5 minutes later.
    *Good job, dad.*

    • @yoruichixx6951
      @yoruichixx6951 5 лет назад

      *and this was the story on how he got homeless* would be a way better ending imo

  • @scottdixon2505
    @scottdixon2505 5 лет назад +40

    Some people just don't understand how to manage employees. Banning people from talking to colleagues is just a stupid thing to do as it fosters an uncomfortable working environment. Happy workers are productive workers. Its really not complicated. Treat your employees well and they'll go above and beyond to make your business succeed.

    • @NightmareMindset
      @NightmareMindset 5 лет назад +7

      "The beatings will continue until morale improves."

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat 5 лет назад +2

      They just want to abuse and control their workers. They literally don't care, if they leave they can be replaced by a younger cheaper employee who will put up with the shit rules until they quit too. People wonder why nobody wants to take jobs that give them no respect and treat workers like they are inhuman robots, hmm I wonder why!

    • @davidvondoom2853
      @davidvondoom2853 5 лет назад

      Ya... I had a tech support job like that. We would literally talk about stuff we were trying to fix and so we were all learning from each other's solutions and improving our productivity. Productivity dropped when we were told not to talk and were forced to listen to the distracting radio instead of discussing work.
      Places like that have a revolving door of employees. They don't care about how they treat you, since they are always hiring... because people are always leaving.
      And whenever I see in a job posting, "must be self motivated" I steer clear! That's a red flag for low worker moral and asshole management.

  • @chrollolucilfer2573
    @chrollolucilfer2573 5 лет назад +8

    When I was in school our school implemented a rule that prohibited you from jumping down stairs.
    Thing is: No one had ever done that. It was a case of "Mhhh what if students do this? We better prohibit in advcance".
    Since it was middle school you can guess what went on in some 5th/6th/7th graders heads.
    Within a few weeks there were several accidents because of - bingo - jumping down stairs. The school abolished it after 1 month after some parents threatened them with serious trouble.

  • @tezcanaslan2877
    @tezcanaslan2877 5 лет назад +68

    My school added a rule added last year that we had to go down the stairs on left side and go up on right side.Even the school made footprints at different colors,red meant up and green meant down.
    Results:
    -Nobody gave a crap
    -Even the principal and teachers forgot their meaning.Only one teacher forced somebody to obey and im sure that he is gone.
    -Actually the footprints werent enough to cover -2 stairs (middle school side) and there were literally no footsteps at the new floor (both elementary and middle) that came on 2017 (after summer break)
    The rule is forgotten,and the footsteps remain as decoration.

    • @reyinterlude
      @reyinterlude 5 лет назад +2

      Tezcan aslan lol same at my school no one gives a fuck lol

    • @evelynstubbs7230
      @evelynstubbs7230 5 лет назад +6

      At my school that just naturally happens. The people who need to go up do it on the left, and people come down on the right :)

    • @mymaya
      @mymaya 5 лет назад +3

      Mine does it naturally, with the hallways too and if your going down the wrong side you are tutted 😂 and we do it and when a teacher goes the wrong way, they get complaints.

    • @jdp4720
      @jdp4720 5 лет назад

      Isn't that just normal ?

    • @tezcanaslan2877
      @tezcanaslan2877 5 лет назад

      J DP not for us

  • @MeepM33p
    @MeepM33p 5 лет назад +92

    My senior year, our principal tried to tell the seniors that if you had missed more than 3 days the entire year, you were banned from prom. We had a bad winter that year and a lot of kids got stuck in their houses due to ice. He announced this in front of the entire senior class and nearly had a mob of angry teenagers jump him.
    Edit: the announcement was made a couple weeks before prom, so understandably a lot of girls who already bought their dresses and booked hair appointments were the most mad. They changed it so you could write an appeal essay to the school board to allow you in.

    • @DoveAlexa
      @DoveAlexa 5 лет назад +34

      Sounds like some old bitter fuck who just wanted to 'get' some students. Doesn't matter if they deserved it, he wanted to hurt someone.

    • @hyperdimensionbliss
      @hyperdimensionbliss 5 лет назад +9

      They should have actually jumped him.

    • @Alexaction223
      @Alexaction223 5 лет назад +2

      They should've changed it to, let them come to prom like normal.

    • @jackasshomey
      @jackasshomey 5 лет назад +9

      pfft funnier result would have been if the parents just banded together and rented out a community centre for a night for the prom just to say go fuck yourself we don't need the school to have a prom. like honestly think about it the whole thing would only cost like 50 bucks a person for a kick ass time usually there's like 100+ people attending a prom do the math lol 5 grand or so is more then enough to rent the place get some speakers for the night hook up a laptop with a playlist grab a shitload of food and drinks and a couple of those cheap disco light machines and you'd probably have enough left over to hire a low cost bouncer for the night check for weapons at the door -.-' if that's a concern
      Edit
      hell even 20 bucks a head would probably cover the overhead cost 50 bucks might be overzealous

    • @user-rv3nv7ov7i
      @user-rv3nv7ov7i 5 лет назад

      Lol I'd like that 3 day rule no one in school likes me so free day at home

  • @MrBushMan
    @MrBushMan 4 года назад +3

    It's amazing how treating a employee with respect will make them work harder. But most managers treat them like garbage

  • @CwMGameplays
    @CwMGameplays 5 лет назад +234

    "No taking food home and employees may not cook or pack their own orders"
    So I just eat the food right out of the box whenever I am closing and about to throw it out anyway. I am not cooking it. I am not packing it. I am not taking it home. I was doing this before I even discovered r/maliciouscompliance lol

    • @sm5675
      @sm5675 5 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂💪

    • @Creeper_123
      @Creeper_123 5 лет назад +1

      CwM Gameplays So, if you brought a reusable Lunch Box, you couldn’t bring your food home because of that rule?

    • @CwMGameplays
      @CwMGameplays 5 лет назад +3

      Restaurant food, DiamondCreeper. 🤦🏻‍♂️ They don’t give a damn what you do with your own food. The rule refers to food from the restaurant, I thought that was obvious.

    • @oceanbytez847
      @oceanbytez847 5 лет назад +3

      Stupid rule. You treat your employees poorly and it will backfire eventually.

    • @tyusoliver9237
      @tyusoliver9237 5 лет назад

      Hi cwm! I know you from the Just Dance Wiki!

  • @swahilimaster
    @swahilimaster 5 лет назад +141

    This didn't happen when I was in school, but when was working there. All of the students had storage space on a central server linked to an account they could use for storing homework and related rescources, and these accounts were accessable from any school computer, as well as from home with proper software. Some students began using them to store games and music so they could access them while at school, and naturally as soon as administration found out they put a ban on non school stuff, making it punishable to have games and whatnot on thier account. So some smart little fuck figured out how the system worked and managed to setup an account with admin rights, set it to use roughly half the storage space available, and then spread the account info all around the school so people could put whatever the hell they wanted on it for access. The tech guys for the school were immediately tasked with removing said account, which they did, but whoever did it in the first place had anticipated it apparently because it seems he had backed up everything stored there and had it back online the same day it was removed. So over the next week or so there was a battle being fought between the tech guys and this student, every time they would purge his account he would recover it and take up even more server space. After something like a week of this happening, and daily threats from security and the principal over morning announcements they would find the culprit to pursue legal action, admin finally gave in and said they would allow students to do as they please with thier accounts within reason if the big account was deleted for good. Next day the account was gone and things went back to normal. I got a good bit of this from the IT guys myself, and apparently the way the system was programmed there was pretty much nothing they could have done about it permanently due to security flaws except pull the plug on the whole thing, and the school refused to do so because not only had they spent a lot of money on the whole thing, but apparently at the time most of the teachers files were stored on the same server, whoever it was had been nice enough to not just encrypt all of it or delete it. Shortly after this the school went about discreetly moving everything teacher related to a new server and software to preemt any future disaster.

    • @sm5675
      @sm5675 5 лет назад +4

      Genius

    • @lolk7726
      @lolk7726 5 лет назад

      hey no fair I barely know how to code

    • @oceanbytez847
      @oceanbytez847 5 лет назад +3

      @@lolk7726 Get used to knowing. It is basically a required skill in the modern world.

    • @lolk7726
      @lolk7726 5 лет назад +1

      @@oceanbytez847 lol I'm trying to but my schedule's really busy

    • @oceanbytez847
      @oceanbytez847 5 лет назад +2

      @@lolk7726 Same here.