Visitors To The US, What's Your "What The Heck America" Moment? (Reddit Stories r/AskReddit)

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @bluebean8543
    @bluebean8543 5 лет назад +3316

    "You speak such great English!"
    "Well, I am from England."
    "They.... speak.... English.... there? "
    Honestly, I'd feel bad for her, too.

    • @skyscall
      @skyscall 5 лет назад +418

      I'd imagine they'd have pieced together that ENGLish comes from ENGLand
      "whoa i didnt know they spoke spanish in spain"
      - your average Karen

    • @user-me8hy8ew4o
      @user-me8hy8ew4o 5 лет назад +161

      @The Puds Yes, they gave them english and so they called that country England when they discovered europe in year 1500

    • @hobabo9703
      @hobabo9703 5 лет назад +82

      Education at it's finest

    • @frauleinzuckerguss1906
      @frauleinzuckerguss1906 5 лет назад +162

      Probably one of these people who don't realise that there's other countries besides the USA

    • @sparklingsora
      @sparklingsora 5 лет назад +80

      The language is literally called english. Like seriously.

  • @juicymicrobe2216
    @juicymicrobe2216 5 лет назад +1419

    America: Land of the Free Refills 🇺🇸

    • @RageUnchained
      @RageUnchained 5 лет назад +30

      Probably the only thing America has done right in the last few decades.... Oh wait that causes diabetes and heart disease. Nevermind.

    • @vanessaladolcetta6660
      @vanessaladolcetta6660 5 лет назад +2

      Juicy Microbe22 love that

    • @MasterNcognito
      @MasterNcognito 5 лет назад +8

      TheWorstChannelYouKnow that just sounds like abortion with extra steps.

    • @RageUnchained
      @RageUnchained 5 лет назад +4

      @@MasterNcognito population control, keep the poor drinking sugary drinks and sick

    • @areulsois8411
      @areulsois8411 5 лет назад +14

      @@RageUnchained fun prank: make them sick for free, but charge them mountains for their health back

  • @4ll3sb4n4n3
    @4ll3sb4n4n3 5 лет назад +1402

    A woman once actually asked me (German) why there are so many languages in Europe. I said: "Because Germany lost the war" To which she replied "Oh, I'm so sorry for you"

    • @4ll3sb4n4n3
      @4ll3sb4n4n3 5 лет назад +190

      @Brenton Lewis it was a sarcastic/cynical answer

    • @TheRealGunWhisperer
      @TheRealGunWhisperer 5 лет назад +156

      ALSO-RAN ! It’s a dark joke lol, funny though, and yes it kinda is in a way 😂 I’m American, if a German said that to me I’d laugh pretty good

    • @mikepowell8611
      @mikepowell8611 5 лет назад +21

      Thats hilarious!

    • @-angelina9601
      @-angelina9601 5 лет назад +20

      Ok enough of Internet for today-

    • @katitax508
      @katitax508 5 лет назад +52

      “I’m so sorry for you” lmao

  • @cracc5127
    @cracc5127 5 лет назад +1728

    OP: "So, do all Americans carry guns?"
    Lady: *laughs in American*

    • @rotz394
      @rotz394 5 лет назад +37

      We use something better than guns up here.
      If we get caught in a mugging, we can actually call 911 to meet non-abusive, non-racist, polite cops.

    • @sockshandle
      @sockshandle 5 лет назад +110

      @@rotz394 Now not all cops in America are abusive and/or racist [and two of the people who go to my church are/used to be a member of the force three if you count state patrol and they are in No way racist] (and In some areas its actually the only way to defend yourself within a reasonable timeframe to own a gun because the police station is too far away for a reasonable response time) Also a Mugging? (Last I checked no mugger is going to wait for you to dial 911 before he mugs you. you would be better off with pepper spray)

    • @funnelingspace9268
      @funnelingspace9268 5 лет назад +45

      @@rotz394 get out of here kid most of the people who get shot by cops deserve it

    • @austinmonteavaro1268
      @austinmonteavaro1268 5 лет назад +74

      @@rotz394 holyshit your cops can teleport?!!!

    • @dankestvonmemen76288
      @dankestvonmemen76288 5 лет назад +18

      @@rotz394 you don't get trouble if you don't start it. black people are more likely to get in trouble due to their nature and attitude which is how the stereotype was born.

  • @Calthecool
    @Calthecool 5 лет назад +1938

    “have the honor and privilege of visiting a Walmart”
    Well, if you want to call it that, you can.

    • @thepurist7160
      @thepurist7160 5 лет назад +51

      I have to quote a puppet by the name of Walter when it comes to Walmart’s. Get your shit and get out, it’s a minefield in there

    • @connorwelcher
      @connorwelcher 5 лет назад +15

      @HexagramMan They do have some cool stuff though. However, Im gonna guess thay Amazon will take them over

    • @Loli_lover206
      @Loli_lover206 5 лет назад +33

      I hate the Walmart corporation but I love the store because it's close to my house and has everything I need

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT 5 лет назад +36

      @@Loli_lover206
      That seems to be everyone's mindset.

    • @animusharmony9092
      @animusharmony9092 5 лет назад +1

      I live in tex mex

  • @Darkrai110
    @Darkrai110 5 лет назад +2930

    Lol people actually get stopped for jaywalking? Never once been stopped for it

    • @Bl1ght1040
      @Bl1ght1040 5 лет назад +53

      Almost got caught by cops once doing this, all I did was take off my jacket and act like I was on my phone.

    • @izabelezyleify
      @izabelezyleify 5 лет назад +52

      had even 2 tickets back home. for jaywalking, so yes, you do get stopped for them. now i live in london and people jaywalk in front of the police and no one cares

    • @billybutts509
      @billybutts509 5 лет назад +24

      i literally have to jaywalk across the busiest road in town to get to the mailbox lmao

    • @adams6721
      @adams6721 5 лет назад +46

      @@izabelezyleify As far as I'm aware jaywalking isn't even a thing in London, you can just cross wherever you want, as long as you wait for a clearing, or the cars aren't moving. In some areas of Europe the law still applies though.

    • @johnyshadow
      @johnyshadow 5 лет назад +4

      From Czech Republic, I was going to school ( I was +-15yo) and there´s a crossing right in front of the building, but at a slightly weird angle.
      So I took the tiniest shortcut, walking literary not even a meter away from the crossing when a got stopped by a cop that threatened to fine me. (Asked for my ID and stuff)
      All while ignoring other people further away doing the exact same thing.

  • @nyb3672
    @nyb3672 5 лет назад +657

    "fat people on scooters who didn't feel like walking" - unfortunately true, but painfully funny.

    • @billolsen4360
      @billolsen4360 5 лет назад +20

      Some of them are so huge I can't imagine them sitting in Coach on an airplane. They'd HAVE to fly First Class or at least book two Coach seats.

    • @MrKezzerdrix
      @MrKezzerdrix 5 лет назад +4

      I can't wait for a solar flair to shut them all down! Sooo many dead land whales! Their rich tallow will keep the rest of us warm and well lit until we can recover. XD

    • @satoruriolu6132
      @satoruriolu6132 4 года назад +2

      I'm still shocked by this answer. I've only seen like three people like this in brazil in my life, and they weren't overweight, just old and seemingly have weird legs.

    • @DaneAraux
      @DaneAraux 4 года назад +1

      Words Disabled by weight.

    • @singing.winnie
      @singing.winnie 10 месяцев назад

      Technically, obesity is classified as disease now. It is pandemic. I too laughed at that line, but giving it a second thought, i think we shouldn't laught at them as they are suffering from morbid obesity which isn't just about being "lazy" etc but rather environmental too. The food industry etc. 🫠

  • @AE149823
    @AE149823 4 года назад +337

    As an American, the main thing I thought about while watching this was:
    We try so hard to be a polite nation. We'd be pretty good at it, if so many of us weren't so hopelessly stupid.

    • @austinteal3645
      @austinteal3645 4 года назад +23

      Exactly it's bad enough we live with it so why do we have to hear about it in our personal lives..

    • @blueheart8786
      @blueheart8786 3 года назад +19

      As a European I like how polite Americans can be

    • @IbrahimAli-ds1ns
      @IbrahimAli-ds1ns 3 года назад +11

      @@austinteal3645 I feel sorry for you americans you try so hard to be nice but it doesnt work for you guys😂😂😂

    • @user-qj8ud8xy9u
      @user-qj8ud8xy9u 3 года назад +1

      I would say we are nice but only in our own way wich aperntly not many foreigners like

    • @ralstonriverrat8268
      @ralstonriverrat8268 2 года назад +1

      We all seem stupid but are really smart in our own ways

  • @coolboombox1610
    @coolboombox1610 5 лет назад +2652

    “I accidentally pulled out some Canadian bills and the cashier asked why I kept Monopoly money in my wallet.”
    😂😂😂

    • @lefrenchy9021
      @lefrenchy9021 5 лет назад +50

      Funny story, similar thing happened to me except she asked since when does monopoly have black women on their bills

    • @aspol12
      @aspol12 5 лет назад +7

      Jakob Breau was it the 10$ one I can’t remember her name but I remember learning about her a while ago it was in a theatre in Nova Scotia that’s all I remember

    • @lefrenchy9021
      @lefrenchy9021 5 лет назад +3

      @@aspol12 yeah pretty sure that was it

    • @lefrenchy9021
      @lefrenchy9021 5 лет назад +2

      @@aspol12 her sister was pulled out of the theater or smn

    • @cowpker4life333
      @cowpker4life333 5 лет назад +9

      to be fair it is Monopoly money tho.

  • @alyssaj8779
    @alyssaj8779 5 лет назад +618

    "She laughed and said that wasn't a word" hi I would like to apologize on behalf of all Americans ever

    • @coreblaster6809
      @coreblaster6809 5 лет назад +72

      As another American I wholeheartedly double this apology

    • @jenniferwintz2514
      @jenniferwintz2514 5 лет назад +33

      I've been sporadically known to use sporadically in conversation.

    • @johnmanthorpe4640
      @johnmanthorpe4640 5 лет назад +38

      As a foreigner I wholeheartedly accept the first apology.

    • @user-st3fv9rs5b
      @user-st3fv9rs5b 5 лет назад +13

      As both a foreigner and an American (biracial), i'm not entirely sure what side I should be on here. I have lived most of my life in Korea though, so...... *I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY*

    • @marina9575
      @marina9575 5 лет назад +12

      as an ohioan I would like to apologize for the girl who thought Canadians dont speak English. Im also genuinely confused on how she didnt know that as thats like something they told us in school but okay

  • @DayPlaysGames
    @DayPlaysGames 5 лет назад +852

    Went to New York to visit a friend. Got told "if you ever wanna see something cool, just look up." So I looked up.
    Someone's apartment was on fire. Thanks, NY.

    • @WatcherofVideosSometimes
      @WatcherofVideosSometimes 5 лет назад +124

      But fires are hot. That's the complete opposite of cool! You were lied to!

    • @oka1424
      @oka1424 5 лет назад +19

      That's not cool, that's hot.

    • @deserttortoise21
      @deserttortoise21 5 лет назад +28

      @@oka1424
      >Will Smith would like to *k n o w y o u r l o c a t i o n*

    • @likira111
      @likira111 5 лет назад +10

      I need to go to new york.

    • @literallyanidiot2880
      @literallyanidiot2880 5 лет назад +10

      @@deserttortoise21 ah, that's hot

  • @loremipsum2237
    @loremipsum2237 5 лет назад +493

    Dude American's get culture shock by moving to another part of America

    • @flamingrainbws4800
      @flamingrainbws4800 5 лет назад +55

      This is true

    • @Cody-Bear
      @Cody-Bear 4 года назад +57

      Can confirm, even within the same state for me. Visited Northern California from Southern California after my mom died and I was shocked when some younger kids said hi to me and how I was able to cut through the property of the fire department to go to the Post office without getting arrested or yelled at by the fire department. But it was some smaller city than what I was used to, so that's probably why

    • @tabledrawzz801
      @tabledrawzz801 4 года назад +6

      What really?!

    • @adog6704
      @adog6704 4 года назад +14

      Laurence Gaudreau Every State is different

    • @austinteal3645
      @austinteal3645 4 года назад +6

      yEs. I live in Tennessee and I would be pretty shocked if I saw something really different in Florida...

  • @neolin.99
    @neolin.99 5 лет назад +699

    French peep: are you kidding me? Anyone’s dangerous?
    Insanely trustful guy: *pulls out a gun*
    French peep: ah I see

    • @warblunder8343
      @warblunder8343 5 лет назад +23

      Therein lyes the beauty of gun ownership

    • @turinturambar1688
      @turinturambar1688 5 лет назад +32

      Americans that open/conceal carry are the most trusting with hitch hikers because they know if you turn out to be hostile they will come out on top

    • @lemongrenade1826
      @lemongrenade1826 5 лет назад +3

      In Pennsylvania its legal to kill someone if its in self defense

    • @neolin.99
      @neolin.99 5 лет назад +4

      @@lemongrenade1826 same here in texas bruh

    • @BlandSpagetti
      @BlandSpagetti 5 лет назад +6

      LemonGrease 64 Same everywhere to my knowledge in the US

  • @paweandonisgawralidisdobrz2522
    @paweandonisgawralidisdobrz2522 5 лет назад +456

    "You speak english very well for an english"

    • @rotz394
      @rotz394 5 лет назад +24

      Yep. Definitely an American.

    • @am_small
      @am_small 5 лет назад +9

      Are you saying we're all stupid? There's no shortage of stupid people here, but not all of us are stupid.

    • @spare1981
      @spare1981 5 лет назад

      @@am_small your animations are awesome! ( ╹▽╹ )

    • @am_small
      @am_small 5 лет назад

      @@spare1981 well okay then. That's nice of you. Thanks.

    • @singing.winnie
      @singing.winnie 10 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Scrble1
    @Scrble1 5 лет назад +2843

    Australian: Can I hold this gun?
    American: You can own it.
    Australian: *(Insert surprised pikachu face)*

    • @oofym353
      @oofym353 5 лет назад +48

      You can own guns in Australia too.

    • @mashedt8rs290
      @mashedt8rs290 5 лет назад +43

      S. McCallum Australia is like southern America except controlled by Britain.

    • @booker4984
      @booker4984 5 лет назад +45

      MaSHED T8RS not at all lol. It depends where you live in Australia 🇦🇺.

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 5 лет назад +4

      @@booker4984 we can own an M61 Vulcan

    • @dchil15
      @dchil15 5 лет назад +5

      @@booker4984 I dunno. I live in a suburb just north of Brisbane and I own a ton of guns.

  • @awesomelegoffire6423
    @awesomelegoffire6423 5 лет назад +764

    I told an American that I was from Canada and he told me that Canada was his favourite state.

    • @emutv4100
      @emutv4100 5 лет назад +55

      i live very close to the Canadian border (Buffalo, we have bridge, called the peace bridge, funny since the bridge leads to Canada, which is as friendly as it gets) and I'll tell you, the respect Canada gets where im from is out of this world, Canadians are like Brothers here, come to a sabres game wearing a Canadian jersey, its all good, we also get a lot of Canadians here, i been to Canada, and was wearing a shirt with the an American flag patch, just a small one on the corner of my shirt, some guy came up to my aunt, brother, and I, and said ''if you need any help, i'll be happy to, and im sure other people will be too'' really felt true to the name, and yeah i went to diner, portions are perfect, didnt seem as much as my hometown, but it was enough, was full and didnt have to take any home, 10/10 would go again

    • @awesomelegoffire6423
      @awesomelegoffire6423 5 лет назад +8

      @@emutv4100 I'm so happy you liked Canada and hope you come again soon :)

    • @emutv4100
      @emutv4100 5 лет назад +5

      @@awesomelegoffire6423 oh, that wasnt nearly my last time going, i plan on going there a lot

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman 5 лет назад +7

      Canada are the lost 10 states soooooo

    • @WelfareDude
      @WelfareDude 5 лет назад +2

      @@emutv4100 716 is basically Canadian lol

  • @techtical7079
    @techtical7079 5 лет назад +608

    I come from Finland and the only things open 24/7 are gas stations but when i came to the U.S i saw that pretty much every store was open 24 hours and the meal sizes in restaurants were enormous

    • @dantesherman7924
      @dantesherman7924 5 лет назад +37

      As an American I feel I can kind of relate to this, my home state of Montana is considered pretty rural so not a lot of cities. So, the stores in the cities are mostly 24/7 whilst only the gas stations in towns are 24/7 and sometimes not even the gas stations are open. People from out of my state will ask 'Where is the the nearest Wal-Mart?' and I get the plesure of telling them 'About 150 miles (roughly 300 kilometers) that way.' Usually pointing back up the road they just drove down.

    • @wenelol
      @wenelol 5 лет назад +16

      Oh! A finn has been located!

    • @largechungus3756
      @largechungus3756 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah that's normal here no wonder im fat

    • @KayleeCee
      @KayleeCee 5 лет назад +6

      I'm American and even I think that most restaurant portions are oversized. If I get a burger or something I almost never get a side with it because it's just too much food.

    • @enough-applause-3368
      @enough-applause-3368 5 лет назад

      @@dantesherman7924 I live in America and MONTANA'S A STATE

  • @DoubleJEspejwan6
    @DoubleJEspejwan6 5 лет назад +1521

    "Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask someone why they're white!"

    • @A_Strawberry
      @A_Strawberry 5 лет назад +10

      I WANNA WATCH THE WORLD BURN!! I GOT THE GASOLINE!!!

    • @Voltorb1993
      @Voltorb1993 5 лет назад +21

      @Fmono • 38 years ago If Michael Jackson could change from black to white, pretty sure it should be possible the other way around too.

    • @jay5010
      @jay5010 5 лет назад +12

      @@Voltorb1993 Michael Jackson had Lupus.

    • @Battleguild
      @Battleguild 5 лет назад +7

      @@jay5010
      But it's never Lupus...

    • @CallMeMrStopmotion
      @CallMeMrStopmotion 5 лет назад +4

      I loved that movie.

  • @killmeister2271
    @killmeister2271 5 лет назад +562

    "You done good america, i said to myself as i ate some horrible expensive fried thing" this guy had the full experience

    • @zay9050
      @zay9050 5 лет назад

      Only fried food i like is chicken and shrimp

    • @zay9050
      @zay9050 5 лет назад

      @@killmeister2271 ee

    • @zay9050
      @zay9050 5 лет назад

      @@killmeister2271 ew

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 5 лет назад +1

      @@killmeister2271 Da fuq!? Nutella is that fancy foreign stuff that's for breakfast pastries and desserts! Not fried veggies and meats! :-0

    • @killmeister2271
      @killmeister2271 5 лет назад +1

      @@NodDisciple1 yes, the joke

  • @waimeagavin808
    @waimeagavin808 5 лет назад +408

    “Those gaps in your toilet stall doors... what are they even for?”
    “Peeking.”

    • @chrisdaniels4674
      @chrisdaniels4674 4 года назад +9

      waimeagavin808 it is really strange they have such big gaps and they still make them with huge gaps.

    • @colepat015
      @colepat015 4 года назад +25

      It's for a few reasons. The big gap makes people feel less private so they tend to take care of business faster which can be good for high traffic areas. Annnd if the door got stuck and an emergency happened you could escape under that 2-3 foot gap.

    • @tudorjason
      @tudorjason 4 года назад +7

      I wish stalls were more covered for privacy, but I think it's to save money. The US is capitalist after all.

    • @saxx9088
      @saxx9088 4 года назад +4

      Cole Dickinson how fat are you to need the height of a small child to get through

    • @JohahnDiechter
      @JohahnDiechter 4 года назад +1

      The gaps are so you can see if the stall is occupied.

  • @jennifermater1334
    @jennifermater1334 5 лет назад +916

    Jaywalking is really only a thing in certain areas.

    • @coolleel1234
      @coolleel1234 5 лет назад +9

      Jennifer Mater No tbh as a Floridian our cops are just pricks that look to ticket for anything

    • @BetterEggsOfficial
      @BetterEggsOfficial 5 лет назад +2

      LeeisMe Florida is Florida

    • @pinkfurryhat
      @pinkfurryhat 5 лет назад +10

      Jennifer Mater i visited the uk and started jay walking everywhere because it became apparent people gave zero fucks about the lights very quickly

    • @bengal4047
      @bengal4047 5 лет назад +2

      Our uni's unofficial traffic rule regarding jaywalking is just 'Don't hit people, don't get hit. Everything else goes/is fair game'.

    • @koolk1dde
      @koolk1dde 5 лет назад

      Jennifer Mater I live in Chicago and I take the cta and there was no cars so I walking but the cops safe passage woman started telling me all that stuff but I was LATE

  • @movementman9777
    @movementman9777 5 лет назад +2422

    “The size of these lads”- Everyone who visits America.

    • @juanmanuelc6644
      @juanmanuelc6644 5 лет назад +68

      Land whales

    • @ajgerbi
      @ajgerbi 5 лет назад +149

      Stalker Bleach / As an American, I can’t confirm that the only place you’ll see obese people in America is inside fastfood restaurants or Walmart. They’re too lazy to go anywhere else. Sometimes I wonder “where does the fat stereotype come from, I never see people *that* fat here.” Then I stop by McDonalds and realize..

    • @poppy-ph3vk
      @poppy-ph3vk 5 лет назад +21

      @@ajgerbi probably cos your food sizes are *slightly* larger than some of us expect. I'm not sure though.

    • @Jimmieadamsp
      @Jimmieadamsp 5 лет назад +33

      ABSOLUTE UNITS

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 5 лет назад +23

      That’s so true I went to Disney world I’m Canadian and my mom whos fat by Canadian standards looked thin hell she was one of the thinnest adult I saw in the park

  • @aa-to6ws
    @aa-to6ws 5 лет назад +474

    Black Friday in a Walmart.
    Oh my God, the horrors of war

    • @Koop784
      @Koop784 5 лет назад +75

      I've been to every Black Friday event for the last 9 years. Not even to buy anything, just to test myself against the flood.
      Only the strong survive.

    • @oka1424
      @oka1424 5 лет назад +34

      War... War never changes...

    • @kittycatrina1861
      @kittycatrina1861 5 лет назад +13

      i found two seasons of game of throwns on the floor and got them for $10 total. Black Friday is a destructive force, but a cheap one

    • @connorwelcher
      @connorwelcher 5 лет назад +6

      A baby got dropped

    • @chocchip4172
      @chocchip4172 5 лет назад +5

      @@Koop784 Somehow, this flood seems more horrendous than the flood in Halo.

  • @CyanDreams1312
    @CyanDreams1312 5 лет назад +1217

    People surprised by the flags, wait until you hear about the Pledge of Allegiance

    • @MrMogi-zg2ud
      @MrMogi-zg2ud 5 лет назад +137

      Rain Williams dear god, that thing is said so much times I stopped by the time I was 13.

    • @christinaramirez1173
      @christinaramirez1173 5 лет назад +43

      Ah yes the weekly pledge of allegiance in school

    • @MrMogi-zg2ud
      @MrMogi-zg2ud 5 лет назад +237

      Christina Ramirez lucky, for me it was *daily*

    • @MrMogi-zg2ud
      @MrMogi-zg2ud 5 лет назад +88

      Feminists Are Terrorists , yeah we get that, but when you do something like that so frequently, it loses value.

    • @CyanDreams1312
      @CyanDreams1312 5 лет назад +67

      @@MrMogi-zg2ud it's creepy brainwashing is what it is.

  • @notsilvi
    @notsilvi 5 лет назад +809

    This video:
    1/3 Food
    1/3 Guns
    1/3 Americans not knowing history or geography
    wow truly love my country rn skskks

    • @g.waldmeister1851
      @g.waldmeister1851 5 лет назад +67

      1/3 Food
      1/3 Guns
      1/3 Americans not knowing history or geography
      1/3 Americans not knowing math

    • @literallyanidiot2880
      @literallyanidiot2880 5 лет назад +18

      @@g.waldmeister1851 Yeah, that sounds about right.

    • @chocchip4172
      @chocchip4172 5 лет назад +17

      @@g.waldmeister1851 That equals to 5/2 you ding dong.
      Get your math right.

    • @chocchip4172
      @chocchip4172 5 лет назад +17

      @@naritruwireve1381 woosh.
      Re-read my comment, will you? I assumed that people smart enough to type in English were also smart enough to do 6th grade math but I guess I was wrong.
      Edit: He deleted his comments. I will not delete mine, simply to flex on him.

    • @notsilvi
      @notsilvi 5 лет назад +2

      @@g.waldmeister1851 took me a sec

  • @magapiff1
    @magapiff1 5 лет назад +499

    as an American I will confirm the entire country is a battle royale but not everyone carries a gun. like that sweet girl scout, Butterfly Switchblade

    • @yturieowpq
      @yturieowpq 5 лет назад +27

      But they ban plastic straws, yet you can walk around with an AK in your duffel bag and it’s all ok

    • @kylelecrone3162
      @kylelecrone3162 5 лет назад +30

      @@yturieowpq Yea no, legally can't own a fully automatic AK. Try again.

    • @imphie
      @imphie 5 лет назад +11

      actually butterfly knives are illegal, at least in my state

    • @imphie
      @imphie 5 лет назад +20

      @Undead Crusader lucky bitches

    • @joshuagross3151
      @joshuagross3151 5 лет назад +9

      @@kylelecrone3162 Yea no. AKs don't just come with an automatic reciever. Most rifles of that sort are semi-auto. Try Again

  • @aphermion
    @aphermion 5 лет назад +294

    I'm fascinated by people who don't know other countries speak English as well. It's like they live in their own little world, concerning but also interesting.

    • @lordblazer
      @lordblazer 5 лет назад +26

      @Fmono • 38 years ago naw they just didn't pay attention in school.

    • @badanon5611
      @badanon5611 5 лет назад +7

      It's rude to just assume a foreigner speaks the same language as the native denizens.
      At least that's reasoning provided for why foreign languages are required in most state curricula.

    • @dungeonsanddragonsanddrive2902
      @dungeonsanddragonsanddrive2902 5 лет назад +15

      Fmono • 38 years ago Tbh it is almost ALWAYS the persons fault for not paying attention. The only reason they pass is because a lot of public schools have no fail policies so they just send em along

    • @eunbiasedfan2873
      @eunbiasedfan2873 5 лет назад +2

      2 billion people on this earth speak English but it’s the first language of only 300 million

    • @autisonm
      @autisonm 5 лет назад +26

      Yeah it's literally the person's fault as they apparently arent smart enough to correlate English to England. Seriously, what fucking language did the think England spoke?

  • @grenadeout562
    @grenadeout562 5 лет назад +291

    Me: Is slavic and has an accent
    Everybody else: Do YoU DrInK voDkA KoMRaDe

    • @stefannotchev7209
      @stefannotchev7209 4 года назад +7

      It physically causes me pain when people try to imitate a Slavic accent as someone with a Bulgarian father

    • @bcubed72
      @bcubed72 4 года назад +2

      Well...? Because if you're not gonna drink it, send it this way!

    • @darkslayer1000000
      @darkslayer1000000 4 года назад +4

      liubodimaka (359) well... do ya?

    • @asoba_
      @asoba_ 4 года назад +2

      as an American, we want to check if you still want that vodka. We want it too

    • @ShantyTowniekKMm
      @ShantyTowniekKMm 4 года назад +2

      Just the implication of a country having been in the Soviet Union makes an american go on to pull off a slavic accent. This kinda behaviour brings out an uncomfortable atmosphere. This is especially true in Estonia, even though most of us aren’t the least bit slavic.

  • @alexturlais8558
    @alexturlais8558 5 лет назад +416

    Buying a $10 book but paying $11.

    • @sheevpalpatine1105
      @sheevpalpatine1105 5 лет назад +86

      tbh the tax thing is the most annoying thing there

    • @lamenter7612
      @lamenter7612 5 лет назад +5

      @Fmono • 38 years ago do you mean our high tax rates?

    • @FrazzP
      @FrazzP 5 лет назад +40

      @@lamenter7612 I think he just didn't like the fact that something in Europe is done better than in the US.
      P.S always fun seeing a fellow Youjo Senki fan.

    • @genessab
      @genessab 5 лет назад +6

      Fmono • 38 years ago but why tho

    • @linusfotograf
      @linusfotograf 5 лет назад +19

      Why don’t they just put the price, tax included, on the tags?

  • @ryleighlawton4395
    @ryleighlawton4395 5 лет назад +866

    My cousins came from Ireland. They were so confused as to why there are tiny slits in the bathroom stalls. I couldnt explain it either.
    Edit: I was actually not talking about the bottom of the doors where you can see peoples feet, but the tiny slits near the door handle but they were confused about both.

    • @cecilyerker
      @cecilyerker 5 лет назад +5

      Tell them to ask where the single occupancy bathroom is. Most places these days have one.

    • @alvinoflys7504
      @alvinoflys7504 5 лет назад +59

      r/crappydesign

    • @seatbelttruck
      @seatbelttruck 5 лет назад +23

      My best guess would be fewer materials = lower cost.

    • @lillyisnthere5441
      @lillyisnthere5441 5 лет назад +17

      some people say the gap helps the door open and close. idk why it's necessary though

    • @magapiff1
      @magapiff1 5 лет назад +28

      its to stop people from doing drugs in public bathrooms

  • @RobotnikPlays
    @RobotnikPlays 5 лет назад +217

    Definitely the prescription drug ads on TV.
    "ASK YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT "
    ..what?

    • @UserShadow7989
      @UserShadow7989 5 лет назад +54

      RobotnikPlays you forgot to mention that it’s proceeded by a minute and a half of the voice over guy quietly motor mouthing his way through the side effects while happy families doing idealized versions of day to day things and flowers are shown

    • @k_tess
      @k_tess 5 лет назад +17

      Nobody I know has ever bought any medicine because it was advertised on TV.
      We get it prescribed by a Doctor, fail to realize it was the same shit on TV, and then wind up in a spiral of depression and addiction.
      After all, are you gonna fight with your doctor? He went to school for about ten years for his job. Did you do that? Obviously the Doctor knows what's best for you. It's not like he got paid off by a big pharma company to push that shit onto his patients.

    • @asneakychicken322
      @asneakychicken322 5 лет назад +14

      king_ Tesseract well again that’s America for you, from what I know most other countries don’t have drug companies specifically advertise to doctors on the side to prescribe their specific products while also wining and dining them which I’ve heard of a lot

    • @ahsokatano6361
      @ahsokatano6361 5 лет назад +16

      @@UserShadow7989 yeah i saw those ads when I visited New York City and I honestly thought it was a parody the first time I saw it. Ive only ever seen ads like that in gag videos but to see that those videos werent far off from the original ads was hillarious yet scary.

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 5 лет назад +16

      @@ahsokatano6361 Honestly, for outside people visiting the US, a lot of the social aspects that apparently are normal, look like something from a dystopian movie where the population don't even think about asking if this shit makes sense or not - they just follow because its normal. I love the US for many reasons, but man sometimes the shit that people just take in without question scares me

  • @gloomysugar9315
    @gloomysugar9315 5 лет назад +205

    I was in a hotel in England with some other non British people. We started chatting about our homes, it was pretty fun until this girl (Who was American) asked me "So you're Italian, aren't you?" I nodded and she replied "Oh that's so cool, so how is France? Can you teach me French?"
    I looked at her with a "Wtf" expression and answered that Italy and France are two different countries and that in Italy we speak Italian, not French. She was totally shocked Lmaooo

    • @Laguccia
      @Laguccia 5 лет назад +2

      but we're allies D: how the heck..

    • @-angelina9601
      @-angelina9601 5 лет назад +19

      They do the same thing here in portugal. Like "OoOh TeAcH mE sOmE SpAnIsHhH"

    • @Nada-ux4we
      @Nada-ux4we 5 лет назад +1

      - Angelina 🤣🤣🤣

    • @billolsen4360
      @billolsen4360 5 лет назад +5

      Since you're Italian, can you teach me Polish? LOL

    • @stefannotchev7209
      @stefannotchev7209 4 года назад +3

      We aren’t all fools, trust me

  • @Marcho
    @Marcho 5 лет назад +204

    They speak English in England!!!! Blasphemous!!

    • @maxplanck1077
      @maxplanck1077 5 лет назад +28

      I once overheard a girl say: "I'm sorry, I don't speak British"

    • @BlackIronHero
      @BlackIronHero 5 лет назад +1

      @@maxplanck1077 what did she think she was speaking?

    • @poppy-ph3vk
      @poppy-ph3vk 5 лет назад +7

      @@BlackIronHero american

    • @poppy-ph3vk
      @poppy-ph3vk 5 лет назад +1

      @@BlackIronHero Australian

    • @poppy-ph3vk
      @poppy-ph3vk 5 лет назад

      @@BlackIronHero canadian

  • @Tangent_Pixel
    @Tangent_Pixel 5 лет назад +439

    "DO- YOU- SPEAK- ENGLISH- THERE?"
    "I'VE-- BEEN- SPEAKING- ENGLISH- THIS- WHOLE- CONVERSATION."

    • @McBehrer
      @McBehrer 5 лет назад +4

      That's not a real word!

    • @mutedonkey8361
      @mutedonkey8361 5 лет назад +11

      No your speaking American not English! For example in China they speak chinese. In Korea they speak Korean. And in Mexico they speak incoherently.

    • @McBehrer
      @McBehrer 5 лет назад

      @@mutedonkey8361
      You're*
      And you should put a /s at the end so people know you are joking

    • @mutedonkey8361
      @mutedonkey8361 5 лет назад +4

      @@McBehrer I got it right. In Mexico the alcohol is so strong people forget words

    • @McBehrer
      @McBehrer 5 лет назад

      @@mutedonkey8361
      No not that part. I meant about the Americans not speaking English bit

  • @2brite4uw32
    @2brite4uw32 5 лет назад +579

    6:30
    "-and pulls a revolver out of her purse-"
    Me: *spits* wtf
    Edit: Guys I'm from America & lived there my whole life, but now I do see logic in seniors carrying guns ^^ took me a while tho :/

    • @adairtorres4634
      @adairtorres4634 5 лет назад +1

      2brite4u W exactly lmao

    • @jonathanswavely7259
      @jonathanswavely7259 5 лет назад +28

      What? This is just normal. Don't you guys have one too?

    • @miathapapaya
      @miathapapaya 5 лет назад +80

      Little old ladies get mugged alot, this one isn't playing any games is all

    • @incognitopotato3516
      @incognitopotato3516 5 лет назад +23

      You never mess with gradma cause grandma can mess you up

    • @stuckonaslide
      @stuckonaslide 5 лет назад +4

      2brite4u W I live in ny (not the city) and if I saw a lady with a revolver in her purse I would flip shit

  • @bangablesnowbeast
    @bangablesnowbeast 5 лет назад +202

    "Here in the US we take roadsafety seriously."
    Well pretty much everyone in my slice of Texas never got that memo.

    • @finanov6646
      @finanov6646 5 лет назад +8

      You mean Texas in general?

    • @catdaddy294
      @catdaddy294 5 лет назад +10

      @@finanov6646 I was about to make that comment. Maryland says, "Fuck road safety"

    • @Choom-li
      @Choom-li 5 лет назад +3

      @@catdaddy294 As a fellow Marylander, I can confirm this.

    • @765respect
      @765respect 5 лет назад +4

      First day in San Antonio, woman at my hotel was walking around in crutches and a black eye. She said her first day she got hit by a woman driving around downtown. As soon as we crossed the state line we knew we were in Texas bc everyone was driving huge trucks and driving whatever speed that suited them. No one was doing 70.

    • @howardman3926
      @howardman3926 5 лет назад +4

      @@765respect Lol, people think we do the speed limit in Texas? If everyone goes 15mph over the speed limit, then the cops can't just pull all of us over.

  • @ZimaSKratkuMajicu
    @ZimaSKratkuMajicu 5 лет назад +300

    14:29 I was half-expecting her to say "flying rugs".

  • @papierboa
    @papierboa 5 лет назад +255

    I'm Russian and someone asked me if I was a spy due to my heavy accent. I've always lived in America, and I'm learning Russian.

    • @joebank6556
      @joebank6556 5 лет назад

      - Isabelle - ok that is actually the most stereotypical thing of all. We have no idea about outsiders. Also, I’ve never been to Russia and am not Russian but from the people I have met, Russians are awesome. I was Scuba diving in Thailand and the (Russian) dive master chased a water snake, which is he most venomous snake in the world just for a photo op. Haha

    • @mrabudi1
      @mrabudi1 5 лет назад

      @Thomas Kellogg Wait wait, do you have an accent at least? no matter how hard i think about it i can't find any relation between grey clothing and russians?

    • @pandemoniumregnat143
      @pandemoniumregnat143 5 лет назад

      @Thomas KelloggThought the clothing was blue and white striped wife beater underneath an unbuttoned leather cut.

    • @d.e.b.b5788
      @d.e.b.b5788 5 лет назад +2

      It's okay, we know that you're really Natasha Fatale. Just stay away from moose and squirrel.

    • @Chrinik
      @Chrinik 5 лет назад

      @@pandemoniumregnat143 The blue and white striped wife-beater is the common undershirt for russian soldiers to this day.

  • @krisizcelja
    @krisizcelja 5 лет назад +563

    People: **tells where they're from to an American**
    American" Do you have this in your country?
    People: ......wtf

    • @cosmicfool3334
      @cosmicfool3334 5 лет назад +85

      American : exist
      Everyone : here's a library's collection of what's wrong with your country

    • @Zomboy123456789
      @Zomboy123456789 5 лет назад +14

      @@cosmicfool3334 thats alright we have an entire vault of shit wrong with other peoples countries already :D

    • @yturieowpq
      @yturieowpq 5 лет назад +49

      One thing that annoy’s me is the whole thing of “America invented English” as an English person this makes me die inside

    • @humanperson2205
      @humanperson2205 5 лет назад +55

      @@yturieowpq I never heard that once in my life and I live in the usa.

    • @h333idi
      @h333idi 5 лет назад +53

      @@humanperson2205 ive heard people say that in America we speak American

  • @GynxShinx
    @GynxShinx 4 года назад +80

    Do: Talk to people.
    Don't: Touch people.

    • @saxx9088
      @saxx9088 4 года назад +1

      Eagle Shows Down if ur gonna waste ur time I am making u feel uncomfortable that’s just the deal u accidentally mafe

  • @3DTyrant
    @3DTyrant 5 лет назад +535

    "Do you have cellphones in Norway?" naah, I'm pretty sure they still use runes written onto scrolls, sent via pigeons to one another.
    (Yes it's a joke, obviously)

    • @056561022
      @056561022 5 лет назад +50

      OH WOW, WHEN DID YOU UPGRADE TO PIGEONS INSTEAD OF JUST CHUCKING THEM AS HARD AS YOU COULD AND HOPING THEY'D MAKE IT??

    • @bengal4047
      @bengal4047 5 лет назад +2

      You guys have *pidgeons*? Can I have one?

    • @spartanhawk7637
      @spartanhawk7637 5 лет назад +10

      I sent my mail via Skyrim Courier when I was in New Zealand.
      Yes that's a joke.

    • @karinaube1750
      @karinaube1750 5 лет назад +20

      as a norwegian, i can confirm that in primary school we used runes when passing notes in class so they in case they got intercepted... upgraded to elvish eventually

    • @Onnarashi
      @Onnarashi 5 лет назад +18

      @@karinaube1750 Don't tell the foreigners about our secret language! We use it to badmouth the Swedes afterall.

  • @Lugg187
    @Lugg187 5 лет назад +887

    These "foreigners" are all from Australia and Canada. That's basically America lite.

    • @uzzwalkumar253
      @uzzwalkumar253 5 лет назад +22

      Good one

    • @DWlsh43
      @DWlsh43 5 лет назад +48

      lol if you haven't lived in Canada or Australia you don't understand the many differences we have.

    • @inxsnowxbro
      @inxsnowxbro 5 лет назад +7

      @@NativS2002 Well you got us Canadian pinned prety spot on.

    • @miathapapaya
      @miathapapaya 5 лет назад +14

      Australia is waaaay different than here, wtf? Canada is somewhat similar

    • @bridget4858
      @bridget4858 5 лет назад +9

      Thought the same things when I read all the Canadian comments. 🙄🙄

  • @marclytle644
    @marclytle644 5 лет назад +169

    I am an American... there are times when I have WTF moments. And it is over the more extreme "normal" things you see. Like the people at walmart that are dressed weirdly. Saw a 70+ yo man, dressed like a catholic school girl. Yeah... that sight will forever haunt my nightmares.

    • @Miinish
      @Miinish 5 лет назад +6

      I one time saw a drag queen at my local walmart, and at Martins(northern indiana exclusive) I saw a 40ish year old man dressed up as a woman, blond wig and everything. Scarred my 4 year old mind forever

    • @amberstar2832
      @amberstar2832 5 лет назад +6

      The one time I'd be okay with seeing somebody dressed weirdly in a Walmart would be if it's somebody dressed in one of those inflatable dinosaur costumes because it would probably be somebody making a YT video. I actually saw somebody in one of those suits before...it was weird.

    • @azi9_ity
      @azi9_ity 5 лет назад +2

      I saw some guy with basketball shorts over his basketball shorts over his boxers.
      I also saw this guy with braids dragging across the floor. He was maybe 6'3", and had at least 5 inches of his hair dragging across the floor.

  • @kennethbracken2053
    @kennethbracken2053 5 лет назад +627

    *Me*:Being ginger and Irish
    *Americans*: ArE yoU a LEPraCUn

    • @johnwalshe3469
      @johnwalshe3469 5 лет назад +9

      Ginja Ninja I got the exact same thing

    • @Zevanix
      @Zevanix 5 лет назад +35

      Dude, I'm from the U.S., but I'm SLIGHTLY Irish. No accent, and I'm a brunette, so I don't look or sound Irish, but as soon as I mention I'm like 12% Irish, people ask if I'm a leprechaun.
      The only "leprechaun-Y' thing about me is that I'm extremely short for my age.

    • @spooky8459
      @spooky8459 5 лет назад +6

      Hahahahah im not ginger but im irish and they always say to me do u drink???????

    • @someguyfromtheinternet5102
      @someguyfromtheinternet5102 5 лет назад +7

      As a mexican american.... id challenge you to drinking contest....
      You drink tequila.
      And i drink whatever ireland drinks. Which is probably everything.... i dunno.

    • @derkleebaum
      @derkleebaum 5 лет назад +3

      I have been to Ireland lately and it was amazing! Loved the beer especially

  • @Emo_Does_Art
    @Emo_Does_Art 5 лет назад +502

    They have only seen a glimpse of America you haven't seen AMERICA if you dont go to McDonald's or Wal-Mart and people that have, god bless you
    Edit:grammer

    • @poppy-ph3vk
      @poppy-ph3vk 5 лет назад +17

      We have McDonald's in England but I've never been to Walmart, as it is in the US. If I do ever end up going on holiday there I would definitely just go to Walmart to shout hit or miss and buy food that you can't get here

    • @azsunaa
      @azsunaa 5 лет назад +5

      I live in Canada and we have those lmao

    • @rorrim0
      @rorrim0 5 лет назад +4

      @@poppy-ph3vk it's a phenomenon I don't understand but it's a magnet for crazy people.

    • @Emo_Does_Art
      @Emo_Does_Art 5 лет назад +2

      @@azsunaa
      Its different in America trust me

    • @christianbh
      @christianbh 5 лет назад +14

      You haven’t experienced America until you’ve gone to a McDonald’s INSIDE of a Walmart.

  • @redakaminekloc5167
    @redakaminekloc5167 5 лет назад +558

    What is your WTF America story?
    >MM/DD/YYYY instead of DD/MM/YYYY

    • @thatduck8000
      @thatduck8000 5 лет назад +68

      Here's how I think of it:
      We say (for example) July 17th 2019.
      The other way would be The 17th of July 2019.
      Thus the American way is more concise and sounds better. Checkmate

    • @meeranaidu4656
      @meeranaidu4656 5 лет назад

      This!!!

    • @V-grandraccoon
      @V-grandraccoon 5 лет назад +16

      I'm an American and I still have to check I did it the "right" way every time just in case I screwed it up.

    • @AmeRain
      @AmeRain 5 лет назад +23

      Auspicious Moirail why would you not? You say it's the 17th of July for example, why wouldn't you write it that way aswell

    • @valencat6063
      @valencat6063 5 лет назад +43

      @@AmeRain I agree! I mean, days are in months, and months are in years.
      Months are not in days.
      idk that's how I think of it.

  • @georgeh5075
    @georgeh5075 5 лет назад +360

    *holy crap that's a frickin camel*
    Love that quote

    • @zandaroos553
      @zandaroos553 5 лет назад +1

      george h It’s even better that she’s from Cali because here in neighboring NV we actually had to make a law that you couldn’t ride camels on public highways.

    • @ablaze1591
      @ablaze1591 5 лет назад

      @@zandaroos553 what why?

    • @ablaze1591
      @ablaze1591 5 лет назад

      Btw we do have terrains where one can travel with camels

    • @zandaroos553
      @zandaroos553 5 лет назад

      A G Because Nevada niggas were riding camels down the 580 and drivers were pissed the f u c c off

    • @neth7826
      @neth7826 5 лет назад

      @@zandaroos553 _w h a t._

  • @rjaxxxas
    @rjaxxxas 5 лет назад +91

    4:15 'Sporadically' was and is the only perfect response for that question.

  • @philswift1
    @philswift1 5 лет назад +292

    I love how going to Walmart is an amazing thing for foreigners

    • @regesteel548
      @regesteel548 5 лет назад +41

      I used to be a Walmart cashier as this tiny older couple stops by my register with some chips and such. They don't talk much but they have a look of wonder on there face as they almost stare at me (I'm nothing really impressive, roughly 6' and stocky with some chub) but they had me a card with the bank of China so I ask if they're visiting. Obviously they were and they seemed to enjoy themselves and that made me happy to see for whatever reason.

    • @gracehowell.
      @gracehowell. 5 лет назад +27

      I'd certainly insist on experiencing Walmart if I went to America. It's a legend overseas. Also, I enjoyed 'Where the Heart Is'.

    • @tastyloaf5487
      @tastyloaf5487 5 лет назад +1

      @@gracehowell. Hot damn, I remember that movie!

    • @gracehowell.
      @gracehowell. 5 лет назад +1

      @Tasty Loaf Yes, I shall forever associate Walmart with Natalie Portman giving birth and a floofy-haired librarian jumping to her rescue. Not why I became a library technician, but come to think of it, I DID admire Forny an awful lot.

    • @nerothewateruser8030
      @nerothewateruser8030 5 лет назад +4

      @@gracehowell. something from the U.S being an overseas legend? What sorcery brought that about?

  • @andrewwhite8734
    @andrewwhite8734 5 лет назад +175

    Jaywalks.
    Cop stops me and says;
    "Here in America, we take road safety seriously!"
    Cops stops and gives friendly wave to guy with a flamethrower at the crosswalk.

    • @WhatEvenIsAGoodName
      @WhatEvenIsAGoodName 5 лет назад +26

      Flamethrowers are fun though. Getting hit by a drunk driver isn't.

    • @blep9529
      @blep9529 5 лет назад +7

      Who tf jaywalks when there is oncoming traffic

    • @bengal4047
      @bengal4047 5 лет назад +13

      @@blep9529 Yeah, really. You're supposed to wait for a good gap in traffic, then book it

    • @mystic2445
      @mystic2445 5 лет назад +8

      @@bengal4047 in the Netherlands we just call it run till you get hit into the water by a bike

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 5 лет назад +5

      @@WhatEvenIsAGoodName I have a feeling that a drunk guy with a flamethrower is just as bad if not worse than a drunk driver..

  • @swordhunter12
    @swordhunter12 5 лет назад +154

    A friend of mine once claimed a waiter thought they were speaking another language, because they pronounced "Tomato" as "Tomahto".

    • @katcel16
      @katcel16 5 лет назад +1

      It’s a long A sound in American English

    • @swordhunter12
      @swordhunter12 5 лет назад +8

      @@katcel16 Yeah, but it's kinda weird that someone would think you're speaking a completely different language over a slight change in pronunciation. "Tomato, Tomahto" is a well known phrase in the west, and there's even a song about it (Though, to my knowledge, nobody has ever called a potato a potahto.)

    • @peterson7082
      @peterson7082 5 лет назад

      Tamato, Toronto.

    • @katcel16
      @katcel16 5 лет назад

      I kinda want to hear someone call a potato a potahto
      It would sound SO wrong but I’ve never heard it outside the saying cx
      And yeah, I agree, although I guess like in Japanese (cause tomato is a loan word) and I think also in Spanish (although I might be just thinking of “tomatillo”, I learned food words in like fourth grade Spanish so I don’t remember it well) it’s “to mah to” so maybe that’s why? Still pretty weird thing to assume either way cx

    • @aaronconlon3880
      @aaronconlon3880 5 лет назад +1

      It happened to me a few times just because of my accent. I was in a store and asked the cashier for a pack of Marlboro and she replied slowly and loudly "SORRY, DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?" I'm from Ireland.

  • @sarahdooley6630
    @sarahdooley6630 5 лет назад +50

    As an American I laughed till I cried over the disabled people out and about.

  • @greatnessinc.7502
    @greatnessinc.7502 5 лет назад +264

    7:56 Canada's motto is literally a mari usque ad mare (From sea to sea).
    Source: I am Canadian

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 лет назад +2

      But do you have magical Canadian powers?

    • @guentherhunter
      @guentherhunter 5 лет назад +3

      And obnoxious people will say “ from sea to sea to sea “ or “coast to coast to coast”
      Because apparently they think we’ve forgotten about the Arctic ocean.
      Nope still there. Still cold.

    • @bcubed72
      @bcubed72 5 лет назад +3

      @@dubuyajay9964
      Invoking one's Canadian powers works a bit like He-Man...only a hockey stick in place of a sword, and "By the Power of Gretzky" instead of "Greyskull."

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 лет назад

      @@bcubed72 Ah, ok.

    • @stuckonaslide
      @stuckonaslide 5 лет назад

      Greatness Inc. sorry -An American

  • @saixmusic9322
    @saixmusic9322 5 лет назад +147

    Once an american man came to Sardinia and asked me if we had internet (this was in 2017)
    I looked at him confused and so he thought I didn't know what the Internet was
    So he started to mime a computer

    • @k1ngmackdaddy447
      @k1ngmackdaddy447 5 лет назад +9

      😂 how did he mime it LMFAO I'm dying here, it's too funny 😂

    • @saixmusic9322
      @saixmusic9322 5 лет назад +28

      @@k1ngmackdaddy447 I KNOW! He drew a square in the air and pretended to be typing in a keyboard while saying "COMPUTER"

    • @meeranaidu4656
      @meeranaidu4656 5 лет назад +7

      Haaaahahaaaahahaaaaaa!!!

    • @michaelthompson8516
      @michaelthompson8516 5 лет назад +1

      How did you reply

    • @hotdognl70
      @hotdognl70 5 лет назад +2

      @@michaelthompson8516 001110111001000111000
      how else?

  • @RodneyEdits
    @RodneyEdits 5 лет назад +254

    I'm from England
    I got asked what I wanted with my sandwich:
    Fries or chips
    I had a confused look on my face for about 20 seconds until I realised

    • @z8eee
      @z8eee 5 лет назад +3

      We don't go onto McDonald's and ask for chips do we?

    • @RodneyEdits
      @RodneyEdits 5 лет назад +7

      @@z8eee no, I ask for a meal, and if I'm getting chips, I say chips..

    • @danielhebard1865
      @danielhebard1865 5 лет назад +32

      Rɪᴠᴇʀ He means French fries. Brits call fries chips and they call chips crisps.

    • @SuckMyKiss420
      @SuckMyKiss420 5 лет назад +54

      @@RodneyEdits I had the same problem when I was on vacation in North Carolina at a restaurant and when asked what I wanted to drink
      I said, do u have Coke?
      He said, yes.
      I said, ok I'll have that.
      He said, what kind of Coke?
      I said, uh, regular Coke?
      He said, okay, what kind?
      Confused, I said, just Coke..
      But what flavor?
      Umm, there are flavors?!
      Yeah, you know, Sprite, Dr.Pepper,..
      OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
      I GET IT NOW!
      Actually, I just want a Coke. What do u call that?
      You mean Coca-Cola?
      Yeah. I'll have a Coca-Cola please.
      Apparently, Coke just means soda/pop in the South and doesn't specify what kind of 'Coke' you want. It took forever to order that meal.

    • @jenniferwintz2514
      @jenniferwintz2514 5 лет назад +7

      We entertained a British couple my sister and her husband had visiting once. I invited them for a good Southern style breakfast of sausage, homemade biscuits, and gravy. They were good sports but so relieved when I put the biscuits on the table! (Rather like plain, not sweet scones.) They had been working up their polite nerves to eat sweet biscuits (cookies, to Americans) with sausage and gravy. 😂😂

  • @paularcher3237
    @paularcher3237 5 лет назад +104

    5:34 I heard a quote one time and it goes something like this-
    "To America, 100 years is a long time. To England, 100 miles is a long distance."

    • @raymonds7492
      @raymonds7492 4 года назад +4

      If it happened before i was born it might as well happened in the Jurassic era

    • @somethingelse6774
      @somethingelse6774 4 года назад +1

      Dang lol

  • @mabelpines1366
    @mabelpines1366 5 лет назад +128

    Dont speak abou the free drinks! They might take that opportunity away from us!

    • @nightsgrow6575
      @nightsgrow6575 5 лет назад +12

      Mabel Pines I was in New York the week they tried to ban the biggest sized sodas (free refills would not be affected) and a shitstorm broke out. I don’t think anyone will ever be able to touch your sodas.

    • @kokopuppy57342
      @kokopuppy57342 5 лет назад +2

      Seriously, only like alcohols and fancy drinks seem to cost extra

    • @nicolelollipops8268
      @nicolelollipops8268 5 лет назад

      No they won’t our healthcare depends on it lol

  • @FM-jk6ii
    @FM-jk6ii 5 лет назад +124

    I went to an NFL game while in the US and me and my brother were more entertained by all the people randomly dancing than the actual game itself. It was so weird and cringy lmao.

    • @kayleekat8895
      @kayleekat8895 5 лет назад

      Faye 03 randomly dancing?

    • @WeShowYou
      @WeShowYou 5 лет назад +2

      Probably all 10 year olds doing those gay fortnite dances or drunk 40 year old homeless people

    • @WeShowYou
      @WeShowYou 5 лет назад

      @Nezir The God yea that too. in kansas city theres a black guy with like 5 teeth that wears a cape to royals and chiefs games and he just runs around the stadium

  • @TheGunNerd
    @TheGunNerd 5 лет назад +121

    15:23 Bold of you to assume that I can be killed without the direct interference of God

    • @oka1424
      @oka1424 5 лет назад

      Lol I thought almost the same thing

    • @mr.narwhal9034
      @mr.narwhal9034 5 лет назад

      You think that thing isn’t God incarnate?
      Man you’re in for a chompin’

    • @TheGunNerd
      @TheGunNerd 5 лет назад

      @@mr.narwhal9034 Not as long as I have a gun

  • @strawbabbie
    @strawbabbie 5 лет назад +156

    “your first mistake was going to fresno”
    as a Fresnoian i concur

    • @JacobLozano-mr8ll
      @JacobLozano-mr8ll 4 года назад +4

      ashley brah as a Fresnoian I agree aswell

    • @ubaldohuizar6012
      @ubaldohuizar6012 4 года назад +3

      Same bruh

    • @kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151
      @kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151 4 года назад +4

      Not a Californian (except I do have a bit of California in my from my grandma and grandpa), so what’s bad about the city of Fresno?

    • @purplepunch4904
      @purplepunch4904 4 года назад +1

      @@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151 it’s full of tweaks

    • @Metrisvoggs
      @Metrisvoggs 3 года назад +2

      @@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151 it's home to the roaches and ghettos

  • @luistestart135
    @luistestart135 5 лет назад +60

    The refills are crazy. I have an obsession with leaving and empty glass, it doesn't matter if it's water or soda... or anything! I can't leave any liquid in the glass.
    After 25 refills I had to just scream "PLEASE! STOP"... it took me 25 refills to notice the waitress was refilling the glass very silently without asking anyone. I thought there was a limit, the she'd stop...
    And after telling her to stop, another waitress refilled my glass... USA is amazing, except when you are obsessed with empty glasses

    • @notimportant4810
      @notimportant4810 5 лет назад +25

      Just move the glass to the far side of your plate, then the server will ask if you want a refill. If you leave it on the side closest to the waitress, they assume that you want topped off.

    • @nicholaspatton5590
      @nicholaspatton5590 5 лет назад +2

      Sounds like a personal problem.

    • @FH-cn3mg
      @FH-cn3mg 5 лет назад +2

      You can always tell them no more...

    • @corneliusmcmuffin3256
      @corneliusmcmuffin3256 5 лет назад +4

      im the kind of person that is a completionist when it comes to food. most of the restaurants ive been to ask you if you want a refill before doing it, though.

    • @lizette87
      @lizette87 5 лет назад +3

      Turn the glass upside down? Maybe they'll get it 😊

  • @schwarzerregen9338
    @schwarzerregen9338 5 лет назад +143

    Everywhere else in the world " Here is the right amount of food for you portion wise"
    America " HAVE AS MUCH AS YOU WANT, IN FACT HAVE TOO MUCH!"
    Brit Living in the US here, I have never seen so many fast-food places in such a small area 9 restaurants just 5 minuets away from my Apartment, in the UK you're lucky to have 1 or 2 places within 10 miles

    • @dantesherman7924
      @dantesherman7924 5 лет назад +5

      I'm an American and even I think that is weird!

    • @Zomboy123456789
      @Zomboy123456789 5 лет назад +1

      Gotta go where the money is

    • @tiawainwright2134
      @tiawainwright2134 5 лет назад +5

      I'm in Cheshire, UK, there are loads of takeaways in a very small area.

    • @rkwatchauralnautsjediparty7303
      @rkwatchauralnautsjediparty7303 5 лет назад

      Free market FTW!
      But seriously, I hate options, too.

    • @WhatEvenIsAGoodName
      @WhatEvenIsAGoodName 5 лет назад +5

      I live in one of the smallest towns in my state and we have:
      2 Dunkin Donuts
      2 McDonald's
      1 Burger King
      2 Wendy's
      1 HoneyDew Donuts
      1 Dairy Queen
      1 Daddy's Dairy (popular ice cream chain around here)
      5 Chinese Food Restaraunts
      8 Diners
      Like 10 pizza places
      1 Subway
      1 D'angelos (Subway but better)

  • @thisaccountisnolongeractiv7437
    @thisaccountisnolongeractiv7437 5 лет назад +144

    "Americans have found a way to deep fry water".

    • @JacobLozano-mr8ll
      @JacobLozano-mr8ll 4 года назад +7

      The elevated one Brah we did that with butter lmao

    • @somethingelse6774
      @somethingelse6774 4 года назад +5

      Nah Butter

    • @trugillojohnbalian8753
      @trugillojohnbalian8753 4 года назад

      @@johnperic6860 How do you deep fey ice cream? I heard of it once but like....the ice cream is cold and you put it in oil....

    • @Metrisvoggs
      @Metrisvoggs 3 года назад

      @@johnperic6860 deep fried kool aid?

    • @doornaildean9891
      @doornaildean9891 3 года назад

      @@trugillojohnbalian8753 watch a video on it, it’s certainly odd

  • @SirTravis-vn6yp
    @SirTravis-vn6yp 5 лет назад +75

    I'm glad to hear there's not that many anti-American comments, that puts a smile on my face

    • @Moribax85
      @Moribax85 5 лет назад +14

      why would there be? most people simply consider americans like the odd and funny uncle :) I'm italian, and i'm trying to get a working permit for the US... it has become even more difficult now that you changed president :D

    • @MrKezzerdrix
      @MrKezzerdrix 5 лет назад +26

      @@Moribax85 It is widely believed that almost everyone hates our guts.

    • @deborahyoung1873
      @deborahyoung1873 4 года назад +13

      @@MrKezzerdrix But they sure like to try and come over here.

    • @tiny2315
      @tiny2315 4 года назад +1

      USA deserves anti-US comments though.

    • @Vaehlo
      @Vaehlo 4 года назад +13

      @L M So...technically you hate us.

  • @pergorofa3682
    @pergorofa3682 5 лет назад +461

    Hears how we Americans are patriotic.
    *Patriotism Increases*

    • @positiveecho326
      @positiveecho326 5 лет назад +21

      15:07 patriotism intensifies.

    • @DarkElfDiva
      @DarkElfDiva 5 лет назад +34

      I fly a different flag on my pole every week, (never a U.S. flag) just to piss off my uber-conservative neighbor.

    • @eatshite
      @eatshite 5 лет назад +8

      Munitia Blastpaw you’re both stupid lmfao

    • @mashedt8rs290
      @mashedt8rs290 5 лет назад

      Munitia Blastpaw as long as one of them is the confederate flag then I’m sure your neighbors wouldn’t care that you don’t fly the US.

    • @orlandof6496
      @orlandof6496 5 лет назад +3

      @@DarkElfDiva That dosent sound like it would make a conservative mad

  • @NoLifeGamer1080
    @NoLifeGamer1080 5 лет назад +27

    I love it when foreigners come to the US for the first time and are blown away by how different it is. When I was in high school we had 4 transfer students. 1 from France, 1 from Brazil, 1 from Syria, and 1 from somewhere in Romania. Made friends with all but the Brazilian girl, didn't even know she was from Brazil. Honestly thought she was just some rich, white girl, who was extremely stuck up and superficial. Someone had to convince me she was the Brazilian. The fact that she could only speak english and didn't have an accent didn't help her case. The other 3 were awesome, literally everything I showed them was amazing to them. Favorite part was when the French girl asked me if it's true that every American has a gun so I pulled out my 9mm S&W and she freaked out and almost jumped out of the car. The real kicker is the Syrian guy in the back seat laughed and said "calm down, I have a bigger gun at home." She didn't calm down, good times.

    • @honkhonk8009
      @honkhonk8009 2 года назад

      bruh aint she litterally from Brazil??? ik its not mexico, but i heard its close lmfao.
      Honestly, I visited oregon and a few states time to time for shopping and shit. Went to disneyland and visited some friends in cali.
      America was pretty much just Canada, as there was no difference other than different units on the road signs.
      When i went to houston thouhg, there was genuine culture shock over the serving portions tho. Its all normal in cali, oregon, washington and shit, but the milisecond you go to texas, its super-massive

  • @fireblast133
    @fireblast133 5 лет назад +312

    jaywalker got lucky he ran into a fan of lethal weapon.

    • @fireblast133
      @fireblast133 5 лет назад +1

      @@2girlsbigworld515 what?

    • @wenelol
      @wenelol 5 лет назад

      @@fireblast133 She had a stroke

    • @2girlsbigworld515
      @2girlsbigworld515 5 лет назад

      @@fireblast133 my toddler, sorry lol

    • @poppy-ph3vk
      @poppy-ph3vk 5 лет назад

      @@2girlsbigworld515 how did it go on whatever device your using

    • @pebble312
      @pebble312 5 лет назад +12

      I was looking at this comment chain for a solid three minutes trying to understand what in the fuck was going on before realizing that the first reply was probably deleted. For those minutes, i was thinking to myself that this was by far the most insanely incomprehensible confusing chain of comments i had ever seen in my existence.

  • @founderoftheempire8589
    @founderoftheempire8589 5 лет назад +56

    I was born in Japan and when I was visiting the US (I was like 13 so I already knew quite a bit of English and Everytime I met someone they would do the "DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?" and i usually shocked them when I spoke perfect English. So I understand the pain of my English speaker counter parts not from America when people assume they don't speak English

    • @yourguyforham4216
      @yourguyforham4216 5 лет назад +4

      Trust me we have some smart ones here, you just gotta look a little harder than you should have to.

    • @founderoftheempire8589
      @founderoftheempire8589 5 лет назад +3

      @@yourguyforham4216 oh yeah I know, just the ones I met were idiots

    • @billolsen4360
      @billolsen4360 5 лет назад +3

      A great many people from the south of England tend to run all their words together and speak in a low volume. At first I thought they were just being snarky snobs to me because I was American...then I found out they were part of a posh subculture and they were snarky snobs to everybody.

    • @saxx9088
      @saxx9088 4 года назад

      Bill Olsen it’s not that u guys just take soooooo long to say stuff get it over with already

  • @sadalien9049
    @sadalien9049 5 лет назад +68

    Yeah, no one at Golden Corral has any shame in their eating choices. It's almost like "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" only with Golden Corral.

    • @caymcgo14
      @caymcgo14 5 лет назад +10

      exactly. the one place i dont feel guilty about eating like 4 full plates of food; because i know someone will eat 5.

    • @mrmaxwell346
      @mrmaxwell346 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah you can dip a child in a chocolate fountain and eat it no one bats an eye.

    • @burnthecandleatbothendz
      @burnthecandleatbothendz 2 года назад

      The golden corall and hooters went out of business in my city for repeated health violations

  • @brazenbull636
    @brazenbull636 5 лет назад +124

    10:00
    Yea thats bad heat packing etiquette. I carry open and/or concealed EVERY DAY. You keep your hand off the piece if you ain't pullin it. If you gotta adjust it, do your thing (no need to over think it). But frivolous strap fondling, generally frowned upon. Gonna make people nervous with that shit..

    • @WhatEvenIsAGoodName
      @WhatEvenIsAGoodName 5 лет назад +10

      The guys couldve been plain-clothes cops, I see them walk around with their hands on their holsters in restaraunts all the time. But yeah, poor open carry etiquette.

    • @ghostuscoyote
      @ghostuscoyote 5 лет назад +9

      To be fair, criminals will have their gun in their pocket or under their shirt with their hand on it instead of open carrying. I still would never open carry unless I wanted to show off at a rally or something. These days people are not used to seeing it and yes it does make them uncomfortable, which makes you inconsiderate. Concealed carry is much better for everyone.

    • @alexandersimcox2079
      @alexandersimcox2079 5 лет назад +3

      I dont think OP meant hand on the grip, ready to draw, I think they meant that their wrist/forearm was on top of their guns, like a lot of open carriers do in lines so that the person directly behind them cant just grab their gun.

    • @jimmyshousevideos
      @jimmyshousevideos 5 лет назад +2

      @@alexandersimcox2079 Just another reason to concealed carry

    • @alexandersimcox2079
      @alexandersimcox2079 5 лет назад +2

      @@jimmyshousevideos I agree, I only open at home and out in the woods, and am considering the occasional gun rally.

  • @RhodianColossus
    @RhodianColossus 5 лет назад +58

    pickup trucks
    in the 20 seconds before landing at newark, i counted more pickup trucks out the plane window on the highway next to the airport than I had ever seen in my life before

    • @honkhonk8009
      @honkhonk8009 2 года назад

      Honestly, never understood that, despite my country doing the same shit too.
      half these trucks are just glorified mall cruisers. Get an SUV or a normal ass caddy at that point. Your fatass is not taking it outdoors bruh.

  • @peterburns3902
    @peterburns3902 5 лет назад +80

    I love how everyone talks about how cheap the food is, and then that one guy who actually understands that amusement parks and movie theaters are overpriced.

  • @IamCoalfoot
    @IamCoalfoot 5 лет назад +109

    As an American, this video makes me unhealthily happy. :)

  • @Calthecool
    @Calthecool 5 лет назад +80

    Yes, I have visited the U.S.
    In fact I live there.

    • @ace127
      @ace127 5 лет назад +2

      I live in us too. They have a challenge based of us. Florida man!

  • @texasred2702
    @texasred2702 5 лет назад +70

    Me about to start the video: Sure enough the tourists are gonna be tweaking about 1) giant portions in fast food restaurants, 2) American flags everywhere and 3) guns.
    Me 2 minutes in: Yup, yup, yup.

    • @g.waldmeister1851
      @g.waldmeister1851 5 лет назад +3

      You forgot American ignorance...which...well, is somewhat fitting I guess. ;)

    • @WeShowYou
      @WeShowYou 5 лет назад +1

      G. Waldmeister typical salty foreigner mad that they can't beat us in a war

    • @g.waldmeister1851
      @g.waldmeister1851 5 лет назад

      @@WeShowYou, I think you did not get the joke. Confirmed for American ignorance?

    • @saxx9088
      @saxx9088 4 года назад

      WeShowYou39071319 also when do u win wars by urself?

    • @exotic1405
      @exotic1405 Год назад

      ​@@saxx9088 don't you remember the great war of WeShowYou39071319 vs. The entire planet?

  • @kaylindevilliers-mohr3439
    @kaylindevilliers-mohr3439 5 лет назад +79

    I was in the store with my family (we’re from South Africa) and were talking afrikaans and my mom and I were arguing abouth what milk to buy and this guy came up and said in afrikaans this milk is better
    We were kind of embarrassed
    He just smiled and my parents made a friend
    Happy day 😂

    • @musicalmather1160
      @musicalmather1160 4 года назад

      in some states people are supposed to do it for you. in my experience they havent done anything except wash the front of the car lol

    • @kj_heichou
      @kj_heichou 4 года назад

      Kan jij Nederlands verstaan? Want ik kan Afrikaans lezen en het ziet eruit als dronken Nederlands

    • @Snarge22
      @Snarge22 3 года назад +1

      American from the Seattle area here. One of my best buddies is South African. He had his brother and sister over once at his sports car repair shop which I hang out from time to time. He often talked to them in Afrikaans. One time he took me to the former Burien Library now a bar called the Kangaroo and Kiwi in the morning to watch Rugby. The place was packed with South Africans, Australians, and New Zealanders! Standing room only. I had no idea. :-)

  • @lordvenomous6335
    @lordvenomous6335 5 лет назад +114

    Other countries: "America is fat"
    Other countries when they come here: "Another whopper, Why not?"

    • @noachsluijs1631
      @noachsluijs1631 5 лет назад +3

      because they're smaller here.

    • @XperimentalOdin
      @XperimentalOdin 5 лет назад +10

      When in America, do as Americans do

    • @FalconCooper
      @FalconCooper 5 лет назад +15

      There is a difference doing that for you whole life and doing that during your 1-week stay

    • @lordvenomous6335
      @lordvenomous6335 5 лет назад +9

      FalconCooper That isn't the point, the point is that when there's an overabundance of food, there is a high chance that people lose control. Just because they lose control for only one week because they're only here for one week doesn't mean that wouldn't be their diet if they lived here.

    • @FalconCooper
      @FalconCooper 5 лет назад +3

      @@lordvenomous6335 Of course, don't forget how cultural differences affect our lives, I'm sure a lot of people would adopt this kind of routine if they were living in the US. However I also know some people like my mother who cooked herself her whole life could not live there. Cooking yourself is way cheaper and healthier but that is clearly not the american way. Of course I'm saying this but we also have fast-foods and people who would not cook even if their lives were at stakes. Lazy people can be found everywhere.

  • @lucybaars4460
    @lucybaars4460 5 лет назад +234

    American: So where are you from??
    Me: I'm from The Netherlands.
    American: Do they speak english there???????? (with a face covered in disbelief)
    Me: Yeah, most of us do, as a second language.
    American: Second language????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    • @dragon6irl
      @dragon6irl 5 лет назад +12

      I was on the phone with a rep for an online hotel booking company based in Amsterdam ready to tear someone to pieces because I was double charged wrongly, but when I heard the guy’s accent I just spontaneously lost all anger. It was easily one of the most pleasing accents I’ve ever heard.

    • @johnmanthorpe4640
      @johnmanthorpe4640 5 лет назад +15

      To be fair, that's not just America. Most predominantly English speaking countries don't speak another language.

    • @lucybaars4460
      @lucybaars4460 5 лет назад +23

      @John Manthorpe. True, but in other english speaking countries they know that there are people who speak a second language. I know for a fact that there are a lot of americans who simply don't believe it's possible.

    • @johnmanthorpe4640
      @johnmanthorpe4640 5 лет назад +8

      @@lucybaars4460 also, we foreigners can at least understand the American accent. My dad went there a few years ago and they could hardly understand him. He went to subway and asked for Capsicum. The lady just stared blankly at him at it took several minutes for them to come to an understanding.

    • @woodward_m8594
      @woodward_m8594 5 лет назад +3

      @@johnmanthorpe4640 What the heck is a Capsicum?

  • @suckmysniper649
    @suckmysniper649 5 лет назад +373

    so in conclusion,
    We have massive food portions for good prices.
    mkay.

    • @SoloTravelerOffTheBeatenPath
      @SoloTravelerOffTheBeatenPath 5 лет назад +6

      Dank asf.

    • @vaishrox66
      @vaishrox66 5 лет назад +12

      Y'all have never been to the middle East and South Asia then, because honestly food here is cheap af and tasty.

    • @SaturdayNightSlamMaster1980
      @SaturdayNightSlamMaster1980 5 лет назад +12

      I was shocked at the quality of a $6 buffet in upstate NY.
      Needless to say I’m a 260.lb weight lifter. They made no profit that day.

    • @RuslanLagashkin
      @RuslanLagashkin 5 лет назад +6

      Here in Finland we have 12 euros in cheap place for a "normal european" sized meal + at least 2.5 euros for a single soda drink with no refill. Wtf.

    • @elijahtel6776
      @elijahtel6776 5 лет назад +14

      This is why a solid chunk of your population is obese
      I’m from 🇨🇦

  • @royraven2186
    @royraven2186 5 лет назад +37

    This question needs to be done again and next time make the video 5 hrs long. As an American, i was laughing my head off at these.

  • @LittleLilac27
    @LittleLilac27 5 лет назад +112

    “I went to Fresno”
    That was your first mistake. My parents moved my family out of there once they found the right place.

    • @mashedt8rs290
      @mashedt8rs290 5 лет назад +2

      Home Depot and stay in California, we don’t want them in our neighboring states either

    • @milky_wave7289
      @milky_wave7289 5 лет назад +6

      @@alphen9487 I'm from California and the places you need to avoid are Fresno, East LA, down town LA, and San Francisco

    • @waso-suwi
      @waso-suwi 5 лет назад +1

      When I read that sentence I was like "what's Fresno?"

    • @clandestinemoon
      @clandestinemoon 5 лет назад +1

      BTS 봄날 San Francisco?? San Francisco is pretty nice, but I guess it depends on what part. I think you’re confusing it with Oakland

    • @alphen9487
      @alphen9487 5 лет назад

      @@milky_wave7289 I am too. And ur right except San Francisco is nice to visit

  • @angelinajackson7684
    @angelinajackson7684 5 лет назад +107

    "You done well America" haven't heard that in a while

    • @angelinajackson7684
      @angelinajackson7684 5 лет назад +5

      @@SoloTravelerOffTheBeatenPath Well yeah, I know that I think we're doing pretty well right now. A few minor mistakes, every country has them but not everyone knows that. People outside are always on us

  • @samsote
    @samsote 5 лет назад +72

    Lots of things shocked me about the US.
    Like how much sugar there is in everything, I knew Americans have a thing for sugar but after eating pancakes with syrup for breakfast I almost fainted when I stood up from a sugar shock.
    Also taxes not being included in the pricing. Though I knew this as well, it still cought me off guard a couple times.

    • @vplay555
      @vplay555 5 лет назад +8

      The taxes not being included does really tick me off.
      But America has successfully given me a sugar addiction and I have no regrets.

    • @winniethepooh8353
      @winniethepooh8353 5 лет назад +3

      Oh the sugar the sugar, the salt the salt

    • @jarvis5552
      @jarvis5552 5 лет назад +3

      I live in America and sadly it's all true.

    • @janethebluemouse
      @janethebluemouse 5 лет назад +4

      Thats because taxes vary from state to state. There's no national set price on things.

    • @a-drewg1716
      @a-drewg1716 5 лет назад +3

      ​@@janethebluemouse hell taxes vary from city to city. I mean I live in a town where you purchase items with a 8.9% tax on it while a store of the same chain 20 minutes away have tax at 8.05%

  • @schwarzeseis4031
    @schwarzeseis4031 5 лет назад +259

    "Only America is from sea to sea" -- Russia would like to have a word, duh!
    ...And the UK
    ...And Spain
    ...And Egypt
    ...And Italy
    ...And Japan
    ...And Australia
    ...And The Republic of Ireland
    ...And Denmark
    ...And Turkey
    ...And Germany
    ...And South-Africa
    ...And Mexico
    ...And Panama
    ...the list could go on...

    • @stuckonaslide
      @stuckonaslide 5 лет назад +25

      I’m sorry those people embarrass us don’t worry about them we know.

    • @somuchtocook9159
      @somuchtocook9159 5 лет назад +2

      Umm let’s just say that one America is from one ocean to another, Panama is partly owned by America and that Mexico is smaller than America

    • @schwarzeseis4031
      @schwarzeseis4031 5 лет назад +4

      @mark navarro Granted, but "sea to sea" is not equal to "ocean to ocean" (and even with ocean, there are quite some others, and Russia has more area(or was it the USSR? -- I shopuld update my maps sometime soon ... will do when Turkey is done with their shit))

    • @schwarzeseis4031
      @schwarzeseis4031 5 лет назад +2

      @mark navarro And it's a very beautifull song, indeed! But though this might explain about the mindset -- I am a mere European, so maybe I'll never get it (borders change so swiftly around here)

    • @schwarzeseis4031
      @schwarzeseis4031 5 лет назад +1

      @mark navarro Now, this conversation keeps geting more and more interesting. I've read about Manifest Destiny, but I did not think it's still a thing (comparingly: this feels like the French and German shots at "expandig to the East" (Napoleon, Chaplin-immitator) would still be a thing). But then again: The US was succesfull with the West, neither France nor Germany were with the East. Not judging here, just pondering.

  • @azathoththe3rd
    @azathoththe3rd 5 лет назад +78

    To all people outside of the US who are curious as to why we have so much food. About all of our states in the middle of the country are devoted mostly to nothing but farming. That's why they are called "Fly over states". Because there's nothing besides farms mostly.

    • @inxsnowxbro
      @inxsnowxbro 5 лет назад +12

      We don't wonder why you have food.
      We wonder why you eat so much of it you look like big diseased whales.

    • @MrMogi-zg2ud
      @MrMogi-zg2ud 5 лет назад +10

      Jacob Riopel , no idea why, but we aren’t the only ones to have a large land whale population.

    • @KEVBOYMUSIC
      @KEVBOYMUSIC 5 лет назад +1

      LOL that is not what people are curious about.

    • @incognitopotato3516
      @incognitopotato3516 5 лет назад +4

      Actually we are pretty skinny in the flyover states

    • @maddi_mu
      @maddi_mu 5 лет назад +11

      @@inxsnowxbro Not everyone in America is fat, but obesity in America is a problem.

  • @OctoomyYTOfficial
    @OctoomyYTOfficial 5 лет назад +254

    I am born in the us and I can say this is 100% true

    • @derek7762
      @derek7762 5 лет назад +6

      Alexishere555 YT profile picture checks out

    • @joew.4073
      @joew.4073 5 лет назад +3

      By your age I can say you are incapable of saying with 100% certainty that just about ANYTHING is or isn't true, nevermind the state of an entire country. Unless you're some kind of Benjamin Button that's single-handedly traveled around the US multiple times, your personal experience isn't applicable to the country.

    • @ThomasBob
      @ThomasBob 5 лет назад +10

      @@joew.4073 You must be fun at parties

    • @joew.4073
      @joew.4073 5 лет назад

      @@ThomasBob You must be clever

    • @joew.4073
      @joew.4073 5 лет назад

      @Meh reme That's EXACTLY the thing; personal experience is not knowledge. He's equating 12 years of living in probably no more than 5 different houses across at most 3/50 states to knowing the state of the entire country. Like I said, unless he is some kind of Benjamin Button, I can guarantee he hasn't studied the US enough to certify anything in this video.

  • @nazn.4597
    @nazn.4597 5 лет назад +52

    i’m from minnesota and sometimes i forget there’s a whole ass mini amusement park in the mall 😭😭 i’m just so used to seeing it there

    • @firstlast-sm6hx
      @firstlast-sm6hx 5 лет назад +7

      I went there once. Even as an American an indoor amusement park in a mall is pretty astonishing.

  • @baloneyspeaker9037
    @baloneyspeaker9037 5 лет назад +100

    Every other country: Celsius
    Amurica: *F A H R E N H E I TZX*

    • @d.e.b.b5788
      @d.e.b.b5788 5 лет назад +17

      Inches, feet, yards, miles, ounces, pints, quarts, gallons. Ounces again, pounds, tons. We use ounces in two different ways to confuse the foreigners. Oh yeah, and the rare metals are only 12 ounces to a pound, while everything else is 16 ounces to a pound. Then of course, if we sell a pound of gold to the U.K., they have to pay for it in............pounds.

    • @schwarzeseis4031
      @schwarzeseis4031 5 лет назад +7

      There is one thing to be said about the Fahrenheit-Scale: 100°F is roughly human body-temperature, so I get that somewhere between the 60 and 90-mark it would likely be comfortable.
      ANyway: Can't we just all agree to use Kelvin?

    • @scottkrafft6830
      @scottkrafft6830 5 лет назад +6

      @@schwarzeseis4031 That's true. Humans don't live in boiling water (or air of a similar temp) so basing the system off that doesn't make sense for everyday use. Celsius confines pretty much all of the normal temperatures on Earth to a small chunk of the scale. It's much easier to gauge temperature differences in Fahrenheit as the degrees are smaller intervals, though one could get used to Celsius's decimals as well. Fahrenheit is a good idea, but the 98.6 body temp thing is a really unfortunate byproduct of it being developed before modern temperature reading measures.

    • @billolsen4360
      @billolsen4360 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah! I love it when we mess with all the other countries.

    • @JinxPropaganda
      @JinxPropaganda 5 лет назад +1

      Baloney Speaker lol ikr

  • @mwbgaming28
    @mwbgaming28 5 лет назад +406

    Mandatory tipping
    Seriously america, pay your waiters a living wage

    • @Kiarean
      @Kiarean 5 лет назад +5

      @Melissa Butler I live in California. California makes no allowances for waiters or tippping (I do believe), and tipping is STILL mandatory. Once something is ingrained culturally, changing the circumstances that caused it might not change things.

    • @mwbgaming28
      @mwbgaming28 5 лет назад +28

      @@NativS2002 here in Australia tipping is considered very strange, it's an alien concept that will get you some very puzzled looks
      In Japan, tipping is considered quite rude, it's an easy way to get you disliked by the locals

    • @d.e.b.b5788
      @d.e.b.b5788 5 лет назад +2

      Hey! It's better than having to be a servant living under the stairs!

    • @mwbgaming28
      @mwbgaming28 5 лет назад +6

      @@d.e.b.b5788 why not just pay proper wages?
      Answer the question

    • @d.e.b.b5788
      @d.e.b.b5788 5 лет назад +5

      @@mwbgaming28 Sure. The ones who are against paying proper wages, is the owners of the businesses! The employers of America, because it will affect the bottom line of their company. When the owners of American businesses want to keep something the way it is, and it is these people who pay off the politicians the most, it will stay that way. I'm 63; In the 1960's, I really believed that things would gradually change for the better. But most of those things haven't changed at all. Why? Because in America, virtually everything only changes when someone or a group of someones is going to make a profit off of it. And who profits by keeping the server income system based on tips? The owners of the businesses, of course! So don't expect it to change in America. Statistically, I will probably be dead in 8 years (male lifespan averages around 71 years old here). So about 99% of the things that I thought would change for the better when I was 14 (in 1970), will not change by the time I die.

  • @sheevpalpatine1105
    @sheevpalpatine1105 5 лет назад +79

    Some stranger talked to me in the bus, i think that's ok I've heard that they do that in the US. They noticed that I've got an accent, and I tell them that I'm from Germany. They immediately slows down and peaks louder to me "SO...YOU...UNDER...STAND...ME?"
    Well it's not like that we just had a normal conversation before or that I'm deaf

    • @eunbiasedfan2873
      @eunbiasedfan2873 5 лет назад +1

      do people not talk to each other in public in Germany? (I’m not even American but)

    • @danieljensen2626
      @danieljensen2626 5 лет назад +5

      I'm an American, and if a random person starts talking to you here there's a 75% chance they're homeless and/or completely insane. Do your best to not engage. That might agitate them, but talking to them will either agitate them or get to sucked into an endless one sided conversation about conspiracy theories and how everything you think you know is completely wrong. Or they'll just mumble nonsense and get mad when you don't understand.
      25% of the time they're actually just a normal person though.

    • @yellowpomegranate
      @yellowpomegranate 5 лет назад +3

      Daniel Jensen yeah im from sweden and here we basically pretend strangers don’t exist. I only get approached by people asking for directions somewhere.. or old ladies that feel lonely and want someone to talk to

    • @sheevpalpatine1105
      @sheevpalpatine1105 5 лет назад +2

      @@eunbiasedfan2873 nope, the most mind their own business here

    • @g.waldmeister1851
      @g.waldmeister1851 5 лет назад +5

      @@eunbiasedfan2873 I'm from Berlin, talking up a stranger here just signals you are from out of town. We are happy to help you if we can but striking up a conversation with a random stranger is considered quite suspicious in Germany.

  • @lukeeaket7602
    @lukeeaket7602 5 лет назад +110

    8:00 Canada is actually sea to sea to sea (Pacific, Atlantic, Arctic)

    • @stuckonaslide
      @stuckonaslide 5 лет назад +1

      TransitFan416 we’re sorry ok ;-;

    • @junehollybell5977
      @junehollybell5977 5 лет назад

      Sea borders are weird.

    • @billolsen4360
      @billolsen4360 5 лет назад

      that's right, both Canada & the US border all three of those oceans.

  • @kameha_pandamusic9284
    @kameha_pandamusic9284 4 года назад +28

    "My first trip into a walmart i saw a man in a brass button blazer with perfectly brill creamed hair, sparkling white teeth, orange skin and white slacks....."
    What was donald trump doing in a walmart?

  • @chokingisabadfetish1152
    @chokingisabadfetish1152 5 лет назад +24

    The fact that there really are some people out there who thought Canadians and british people didn't speak english...

  • @colingraveley
    @colingraveley 5 лет назад +131

    The super land shark is my desktop background and it’s pronounced “shorse”

  • @carsheaven
    @carsheaven 5 лет назад +34

    When you cross that border into the US you better be ready for anything. ANYTHING!

  • @shosu5486
    @shosu5486 4 года назад +61

    I'm Latina, and I was pretty surprised by their friendliness, like, they started conversations with me in the bus station, in stores etc.
    Something that surprised me too was the size of the meals at restaurants, and the big ass creatures that habit the Walmart.
    And I was very confused as to why the majority of them do not speak 2 languages, I thought we all did, and then those who upon finding I'm Spanish they go to me and start " Oh I studied Spanish for four years" and then when they start to speak is just..awful, at least they trying tho :/.
    I was once in a conversation with some guy at the Bus station, he noticed I had an accent and asked where was I from, anyway I told him and he was like " oh, in what part of the US is that? Never heard of that state" and I was like wtf they teach 'em at school?

    • @brianl8481
      @brianl8481 4 года назад

      For my part, I don't have a mind for languages. I don't talk much (wouldn't want to bother someone), but I'm friendly enough. At least I try to be.

    • @toad2117
      @toad2117 3 года назад +3

      Well the U.S is massive, and Canadians speak pretty much the same English (except for Quebec) so we don’t really need to be multilingual

    • @MASKarade25
      @MASKarade25 2 года назад

      Nobody cares about world history and geography in America, except me,

    • @josetteandres
      @josetteandres 2 года назад

      I know bits and pieces of Spanish and Romanian, when it comes to Spanish, I have the vocabulary of a foul-mouthed 3 year old. My Romanian is like that of a foul-mouthed 2 year old. My English? Oh dear God, you'd die laughing at how much I cuss, but other than that, I have the vocabulary of the average english speaking adult.

    • @BigMick502
      @BigMick502 Год назад

      Only the southern parts and west coast of the USA speak 2 languages because of Mexico and cuba Puerto Rico the north and Midwest of usa dont care to learn a new language

  • @엄홍길-r5s
    @엄홍길-r5s 5 лет назад +44

    I'm korean and in the first day that I went to the U.S me and my brother were shocked because there was so many people that were seriously overweight. Some people that I saw needed wheelchairs to move around and in my 20 years of living in korea I haven't seen a single person that had issues moving around because they were overweight.

    • @MrKezzerdrix
      @MrKezzerdrix 5 лет назад +20

      Those fat people are the countries strategic fat reserves. In an emergency we can use them to make tallow and soap so we always have plenty. Many of our land whales are big enough that we can harvest from them without them knowing!

    • @dottie5651
      @dottie5651 4 года назад +6

      @@MrKezzerdrix I feel bad for laughing-

    • @saxx9088
      @saxx9088 4 года назад +4

      I don’t

    • @stefannotchev7209
      @stefannotchev7209 4 года назад +2

      I refuse to be one of those people

    • @dragonmaid1360
      @dragonmaid1360 4 года назад

      Amazing hu?

  • @BlackFlagHeathen
    @BlackFlagHeathen 5 лет назад +82

    Inb4 “OMG GUNS”
    Edit: I was right lol

  • @NateTheAok
    @NateTheAok 5 лет назад +399

    USA: "It seems my superiority has caused some controversy"
    *thumbs up* the video.

    • @rkwatchauralnautsjediparty7303
      @rkwatchauralnautsjediparty7303 5 лет назад +3

      Indeed. :D

    • @bryanoviedo33
      @bryanoviedo33 5 лет назад +20

      "superiority" and USA in the same sentence...

    • @DogratDavis
      @DogratDavis 5 лет назад +7

      @@bryanoviedo33 We're better than whatever shithole you're from and you're insecure about it lol

    • @NateTheAok
      @NateTheAok 5 лет назад +4

      @@bryanoviedo33 USA: "now where exactly you from friend?"

    • @lindasmall9778
      @lindasmall9778 5 лет назад +7

      @@bryanoviedo33 are you still salty that the England isn't the world power any more? (No offense English people ily)

  • @pitioti
    @pitioti 5 лет назад +28

    "Wait! They speak English in ENGland?!" XD