When my parents tried to teach me their names, I caught on and learned my dad's name no problem. They asked what mom's name was, and me, the sweet little three year old that I was, very confidently yelled out "DARLING!" because that's what daddy always called mommy. Mommy almost cried she laughed so hard.
“Was exploring in the catacombs and found a ladder going up. I climbed and found a square door. I pushed open the door and found myself inside a university lecture room at 3 in the morning.” So THAT’s how Indiana Jones got around so fast!
@@aboveaveragecat44 the thought of them being anywhere at anytime, on or inside something we touch daily, inside someone without them realizing, is so awesome and great to think about, just think, one could be inside you right now
2:26 Fun fact, the reason that kid looks so scared, and caught off gaurd is because of the fact that he genuinely was, right before the Lightsaber ignited, Hayden yelled "BOO!" Which startled the young child, thus getting that shot of him stepping away in fear, thus why there is no audio other than the music and the ignition of the Lightsaber.
15:09 I watched this vIDEO THREE TIMES before I realized that tables ARE ACTUALLY NOT fking aNnimMMmalls. Not rewatching the same scene multiple times, I watched the entire video, thinking this scene was funny already, not giving it a second glance... then I was bored one day and watched it again all the same, then I watched it AGAIN a few days later and I was like “wait TABLE in ANIMAL REVIEWS” omg I hate myself
Also they list entire categories as one animal, but for others it's more specific. Like badgers which are a fairly small group are one animal, but so is every bird in existence.
@@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625 Solution: Let the guy out of his cell so he's not a prisoner any more, or give him a blaster so he isn't unarmed any more.
This is how I handle bullies. Also, I look at them like I'm disappointed in them for making fun of a kid who is mentally disabled like what? Can you not pick on a normal kid or are they too scary? You have to beat up a goldfish to get a kick? Seriously. Like just let me eat my fucking lunch. I have the ability to say I am mentally challenged if the school decides I'm the violent one and they can't do anything like destroy my career. You literally get nothing except my pity as you have to bully someone who literally fears everything but knows you're just pathetic.
2:30 I legitimately consider Minecraft to be a survival horror game. You have not known true fear until you've heard That hissing noise right behind you.
@@purplesweaterboi4763 *ringing intensifies, while being kicked to death , wHILE a lvl 12 Dallas tries to res you without even TRYING to kill the cloaker*
note to self ... don't ... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD Don't put this at full volume, and scroll to read comment before the last post like I did ... On an other note, does anyone has a good new chair to recommand ?
9:03 when classes start rise out of the floor wearing a demon mask. all the college students watch as some poor guy looks like he’s being dragged straight to hell .
"This is what companies say every time they try buy tumblr" is a very accurate state about Tumblr and I love it. Rule 1 of business, folks: if 90% of your site is porn and 9% is hate speech, don't ban porn.
Animal Reviews: Dragons, a review Dragons are just the best in every possible way! If you ever meet a dragon ask to be its slave, or its dinner, either way you'll be moving up in the world! Four stars for being the awesomest and most best ever. One star deducted for not existing.
Animal Reviews: Dragons, a review. what is awesome-r then a dragon? a BABY DRAGON! the thing with baby dragons is that they probaly have no concept of things like slavery, and are too small to eat you. this means you can train them to be your pet and later ride them! that will move you up in the world even more! 5 stars one extra star added and deducted as they also do not exist ***** . (awesome) (still does not exist)
As an artist I have to say that sometimes being in an uncreative environment can actually be beneficial to the creative process. Both by giving the brain a break and thus minimizing dry spells and 2, by allowing the brain time to think over creative stumps. That's why I loved math class. I suck at math, but enjoyed being in that dull environment
Me: *_David Attenborugh impersonation_* Here in the land of Tumblr, lives quite the odd specimen. They say the land is cursed, others say the land is blessed. but humanity has known that Tumblr.... is blursed.
Me and my friend now have a running joke/threat where we shout "Animal reviews!" And kick each other's ankles, making each other drop to the ground. We both live in fear.
3:13 I had to pause the video because I was laughing my ass off, and I watched this part like 5 times "They eat out seeds and then go CAAAAACK" I love it
5:49 as someone of Irish decent, I can tell you what "luck of the Irish" is actually supposed to mean. Its Good Women, Good Booze, and Good Fights. the more you know.
7:22, So, i have brand new Earbuds in, And when it said "does it", IT SCARED THE HECK OUTA ME BECAUSE IT SAID IT IN ONE EAR LIKE A PERSON WISPERING IN MY EAR, after that i was laughing.
The way OZ looked at mini OZ is just like a disgusted parent at his only son that is a furry and walking around the house making a sandwich in his fur suit knowing damn well he is naked under there and greets his dad saying "hewwo daddy waddy uwu I hope you had a good day at work "
It costs 0.00 to make this comment and you still made it. You put all of your fear, anger, sadness and confusion in this comment and you chucked it at everyone. This brings me unimaginable pain and suffering.
This shouldn’t be laughing this hard 😂 So uh-... I was drawing while listening to this and occasionally looking at the video and during this part, 7:37, I thought you said “will the corpse be hard”. And stopped drawing for a few seconds and slowly looked up to see wtf was going on, only to read the text on the screen that said “course”. For I good few seconds I was a bit concerned and confused on if I accidentally clicked the screen to a cursed comments video and then burst out laughing when I realized my mistake
10:34 "The Darkness. The Destroyer of Worlds" "JAAACKIIIEEEEE!!! FEEEED ME THEIR HEAAAARTSSSS--SHAPED BISCUITS.... YEESSSSS HOSSST!!! DARKNESS WILL FAAALL!!!" (only videogame and/or comic book fans will get this reference. and probably not all of those to be fair)
11:25 Jellyfish are the ideal form. Float like a butterfly? Jellyfish float MUCH better than butterflies. Sting like a bee? Jellyfish don’t die when they sting. When you’re 90% water, and you LIVE in water, you’re more a divine part of nature than a mortal being. Also there’s a species of jellyfish that can live forever. 5 stars for being the ideal form, minus one star for looking like an alien mushroom. (5/6 stars)
ANIMAL REVIEWS! (As I put this he said it for spiders) Me: SWEIVER LAMINA Also the ant part was hilarious, get my life together. Thanks, motivation to be more lazy. I also like the cat.
2:46 to be fair, peaceful can be extremely helpful when you’re building or are terraforming underground and would prefer to not have a creeper sneak up behind you and ruin your work
![Felix "Unfair" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Oswujxm2Ag0/mqdefault.jpg)
Another analogy I heard: "The boat glided on the water exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't."
sounds like the douglas adams quote, "The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."
Oh god
@@a-bird-lover Douglas Adams was a god. Maybe a smallish god, with a talent for words, but a god none-the-less.
Poetic!
‘The ancient one returns’
We’ve seen Oz, mini Oz now wizard of Oz is to see why his sone has done with his power and life
Dont forget the inquisition
mega michael Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
@@pedrof4458 ah a cultured man how do you do
Pedro F our chief weapon is surprise. Surprise and fear. Fear and surprise. Our two weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency.
@@mook_butt8037 0:52
When my parents tried to teach me their names, I caught on and learned my dad's name no problem. They asked what mom's name was, and me, the sweet little three year old that I was, very confidently yelled out "DARLING!" because that's what daddy always called mommy. Mommy almost cried she laughed so hard.
That's cute
Meanwhile me at age six, in shock for days at my parents' names not really being "Mom" and "Dad" 😆
that's kinda cute
Nice creative writing exercise
"Bad astronauts get put in the corpse wiggler"
I'm dead
So are the bad astronauts.
Well into the corpse wiggler you go!
The fucking corpse wiggler
Was it the corpse wiggler?
@@nikinikita9697 oh god, im laughing at this..
“Was exploring in the catacombs and found a ladder going up. I climbed and found a square door. I pushed open the door and found myself inside a university lecture room at 3 in the morning.”
So THAT’s how Indiana Jones got around so fast!
Hold up...
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
For everyone's sake, delete this.
*"They eat our Seeds and then go CACK."* I should not be laughing this hard-
69 likes... you're welcome
*CAAAACKK*
[looks outside at bird choking on half a pinecone] well it's true-
I'm sad about the fact that animal review didn't talk about how they oppressed our ancestors
@@GhaniKeSawah wait how they *what*
The hog.
He SINS.
He SPINS.
He wins
*HE SIMPS*
meatspin
*Sans616Chara6 Roblox* Damnit u beat me
They see me spin rise round baby rise and spin rise round round(I don't remember the song too well,I just remember watching a tf2 the mask video)
Even my earbuds hated the round worms, they said “Goodbye” and died right when Oz finished that animal review. They know what’s up!
I find them cute =)
@@Firyfloof you *W H A T*
@@aboveaveragecat44 the thought of them being anywhere at anytime, on or inside something we touch daily, inside someone without them realizing, is so awesome and great to think about, just think, one could be inside you right now
@@Firyfloof i do not want to imagine that but thanks for the offer.
W h a t
"Her vocabulary was as bad as like whatever" is a tremendous analogy!
I dead-ass thought I was having a stroke when the words "animal review" were said backwards.
This comment is deceptive flimflam and ILLEGAL.
@@ObeyCamp weiveR laminA
@@donovanmahan2901 Excuse me, what?
(I know it says animal reviews but whatever.)
@@donovanmahan2901 ɐuᴉɯɐl ɹǝʌᴉǝʍs¡
@@uh3336 Whoa wait a minute-
The best analogy I’ve ever heard:
“The bike was laying there like a head with its chicken cut off”
took me a moment, but it's rather fitting
That is low key offensive, dude
I would know, I‘m a chicken
@Viktor Magnusson
do i have to explain the joke
Sgt. VinDoy that’s the entire point
Head with its chicken cut off?
2:26 Fun fact, the reason that kid looks so scared, and caught off gaurd is because of the fact that he genuinely was, right before the Lightsaber ignited, Hayden yelled "BOO!" Which startled the young child, thus getting that shot of him stepping away in fear, thus why there is no audio other than the music and the ignition of the Lightsaber.
That is low-key adorable and hilarious
Shouldn't have called him Master Skywalker
8:53 power move: come to class late through the floor and don’t explain anything
Professor: ok class today--
Student: *exits the floor*
Professor: ....h-how did you..?
@@strawberrieswhitechocolate9162
Student: *ignores the professor and sits down*
@@aloserlmao5292 Teacher, thinking: what the hell?
@@litchi1573 class: the quiet kid has spoken his secret language, we will all perish
@@justbee232 Student: Why are they looking at me like I just murdered them?
My favorite bad analogy:
He carried the goose like how a prairie dog carries the bubonic plague. Unhappily, but begrudgingly.
Excuse you, but that is an excellent analogy
@@Maltodextreen thanks I wrote it myself
Awesome. Pure talent. Bad analogies are an unrecognized art form.
"Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever."
That's actually pretty clever and neat if you ask me.
HE LIVES
HE THRIVES
HE IS THE ANCIENT ONE
UWU OWO (translate Igbo)
@Noriaki Kakyoin noooooooooo!
@Noriaki Kakyoin yup, w-why
Noriaki Kakyoin Can I get a Bruno with extra life energy?
@Noriaki Kakyoin Fine, I'll ask Diavolo.
Animal Reviews!
0:57 -Snakes
3:06 -Birds
4:24 -Turtles
5:59 -Badgers
8:08 -Spiders
9:44 -Ants
11:25 -Jellyfish
12:52 -Parasitic Roundworms
15:10 -Tables
17:20 -Elephants
Ty
Yes now I never have to watch the whole thing again every time I get it recamended to me
every time i heard him say animal review i thought he said cannibal review.
No
B a d
Turtles 0/5
I will kill every turtle !
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Oz: *A N I M A L R E V I E W S*
U have 200 likes now
U have 300 likes now
@@rileigh289 301
Nobody:
Dudes who make comments like this: nobody:
not a soul:
[INSERT SOMETHING THE RUclipsR DID]
Useless nobody
Anyone else just love the way he says "ANIMAL REVIEW" I cant be the only one
Same
Yes!!
you're not
I like how he said calm down on the spooder one
I want a video of just animal reviews so just the reviews
"It's called Work Ethic" *long pause of existential dread*
A mood.
5 stars!-Get your life together.
"The luck of the Irish has been, historically, f***ing terrible."
Me, with a substantial amount of Irish heritage: Still here tho
The Irish historically have terrible luck, but god dammit if they aren't fucking survivors
@@load-bearingcoconut5586 It's the spite, I think
Am Irish can confirm I live to spite the British imperialists and the brexiteers exclusively.
@@load-bearingcoconut5586 Suddenly Fate's version of Cu makes a lot more sense.
lemme guess, american?
“Never stop collecting things that make you happy! Rocks, buttons, feathers...
*the souls of the innocent*
Okay boomer
A bagel
"NO!"
Two bwagles
@@CCtheBee No!
The heads of your enemies
2:00 The rule is "A jedi never strikes first", small but could have helped if the kid knew.
And "A Jedi does not kill an unarmed prisoner"
650 Subs with no videos? I'm fairly certain the Jedi break these two rules all the time.
And
"Only One jedi can use the high ground"
@@doggosho3044”chancellor palpatine said it’s my turn on the high ground”
15:09 I watched this vIDEO THREE TIMES before I realized that tables ARE ACTUALLY NOT fking aNnimMMmalls.
Not rewatching the same scene multiple times, I watched the entire video, thinking this scene was funny already, not giving it a second glance... then I was bored one day and watched it again all the same, then I watched it AGAIN a few days later and I was like “wait TABLE in ANIMAL REVIEWS” omg I hate myself
Also they list entire categories as one animal, but for others it's more specific. Like badgers which are a fairly small group are one animal, but so is every bird in existence.
go back to tumblr you comedy genius
No one:
Not a single soul:
Oz: aNiMaL REVIEEEEEWWWW
Weiver lamina
12:58
Oz: "Parasitic round worms: a review."
Me: "Oh no."
Oz: "No. Bad."
Me: '' oke''
Nobody:
Oz: his arrival was foretold in the ancient murals *demonic chorus*
actually, that's the ultramarines chant.
*AND IF YOU THINK THAT'S DEMONIC, YOU'RE A HERETIC*
@@goldexperiencerequiem776 Thank you, I have looked for the name of that music for months now.
@@goldexperiencerequiem776 a what chant?
@@Oyasumi05 Ultramarines, Space Marines
@@Oyasumi05 It is a group of 1000 big superhuman dudes with cobalt blue armor.
New rule: your face reveal ABSOLUTELY must come in the form of an Animal Review!!
Yes I support this
I third this.
I fourth it
I fifth this.
I sixth this
“TIME TO BULLY MYSELF” me making self deprecating jokes to a random cashier that insists on talking to me
Is... is this... is this a personal attack?
TheKommunistKrusader this is just real life, bud.
Technically the Jedi way is to never strike first just defend yourself
And a Jedi never kills an unarmed prisoner
Then the kid still could of hit them because the bullies clearly hit him first
@@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625 Solution: Let the guy out of his cell so he's not a prisoner any more, or give him a blaster so he isn't unarmed any more.
This is how I handle bullies. Also, I look at them like I'm disappointed in them for making fun of a kid who is mentally disabled like what? Can you not pick on a normal kid or are they too scary? You have to beat up a goldfish to get a kick? Seriously. Like just let me eat my fucking lunch. I have the ability to say I am mentally challenged if the school decides I'm the violent one and they can't do anything like destroy my career. You literally get nothing except my pity as you have to bully someone who literally fears everything but knows you're just pathetic.
@@jackiesharp018 How do I heart a comment that’s not on my video?
2:30
I legitimately consider Minecraft to be a survival horror game. You have not known true fear until you've heard That hissing noise right behind you.
Pfft, you think you have seen fear, then you have not tried to fight off a raid on your own in survival for the first time.
payday 2 is scarier.
one word: cloakers
@@purplesweaterboi4763 *ringing intensifies, while being kicked to death , wHILE a lvl 12 Dallas tries to res you without even TRYING to kill the cloaker*
Endermen basically snap the player’s neck
@@purplesweaterboi4763 Best boi
I love Animal reviews!
Edit: Also, holy sh*t! I was neither prepared for nor expecting the mole person outro!
Good thing I'm already on the toilet.
note to self ... don't ... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Don't put this at full volume, and scroll to read comment before the last post like I did ...
On an other note, does anyone has a good new chair to recommand ?
Trees-
Make good chairs for tropical people
The ants review felt like getting kicked in the stomach.
“Never stop collecting things that make you happy!”
*The souls of the innocent*
“… A bagel!”
"NOOOOOOOO"
@@Justcraigisfine"2 bagels!"
“God wanted me dead, now *you* get to find out why!” Haha, nice.
This is just Jar Jar Binks the post.
@@ladyvee2090 How dare you remind me of this comment.
Wow, Oz killed himself several times in this one. His laughter is genuinely what makes this one of the best channels.
Yes so true
He's such a precious little bean.
Thats what makes me laugh
We must protect at all cost
@@starsanimations1107 may the click not corrupt this one
9:03 when classes start rise out of the floor wearing a demon mask. all the college students watch as some poor guy looks like he’s being dragged straight to hell .
*”god wanted me dead now YOU GET TO FIND OUT WHY!”* never save my life I’m going to follow you around and when you ask why I’m going to say this lmao
Nobody:
Oz:
*gets extremely passionate*
/a g g r e s s i v e t a b l e s l a m/
Sprinkle of Suga YOU CANT JUST SLAM THAT POOR ANIMAL :(
?
What is this?
Sr.Pelo?
@@vitaleriof yes
I love coming back to this video in mid 2023 just being nostalgic and get SLAPPED in the gut with the realization of Oz being apart of Sad Milk
To hell with Blair for real, but I hope the rest of them can reconcile after all that happened.
The animal reviews are precious.
T a b l e
C A C K
Badgers get one star? Hmm. As a resident of Madison, Wisconsin, I disagree.
*P a r a s t i c W o r m s*
THEY EAT OUR SEEDS AND THEN THEY GO *CACK*
Absolutely loosing it over “they eat our seeds and then they go CACK”
_is that_
*_The cat_*
@@ManWithTheCow *the cat has arrived*
**CACK**
What
Fun fact about Targent (16:08)! They've received so many asks about beans that they had to put "Stop asking me about beans" in their bio
I want to see an entire video dedicated to "ANIMAL REVIWES"! Make it happen!
YES
Yes and yes
Yes
This video had almost all of them
Laerte Dornelles de Jesus oh
5:49 As an irish lass myself, I can tell you, that is literally the whole joke.
I haven't seen this many Irish since I was in Ireland! Good to see more people of my...culture....?
SO THATS WHY MY LUCK IS SO SHIT!
@@EepyNoku mine is good for some reason
@@stpidstuff _TEACH ME YOUR WAYS_
Burns in the sun easily. "Luck of the irish"
6:32
It's the same for the South-African penguin, also known as the Jackass penguin.
The username “surprisedentistry” is terrifying
Fact
It pop up while i read this comment
Surprise
Does anyone else notice that oz’s hair makes facial expressions or is that just me
Edit: for those who can’t find it it happens @10:42
HOLY CRAP I NEVER NOTICED
How?
What... have you done?
TIHI
OoO
"This is what companies say every time they try buy tumblr" is a very accurate state about Tumblr and I love it.
Rule 1 of business, folks: if 90% of your site is porn and 9% is hate speech, don't ban porn.
Sneks: they are *T O O B S*
Edit: everytime I hear the intro music I hear: go to the store for some tortellini
Nah, Man ...
they're wiggly fleshlights, My Dude!
@@Tarantio1983 no. Bad. You are wrong. Leave and take your blasphemy with you
@@aboveaveragecat44 everything is sex toy if you are brave enough...
@@Tarantio1983 The pale king agrees. Buzzsaws can be used, right?
@@Lettucem3n everything is sex toy if you are brave enough ...
Animal Reviews: Dragons, a review
Dragons are just the best in every possible way! If you ever meet a dragon ask to be its slave, or its dinner, either way you'll be moving up in the world!
Four stars for being the awesomest and most best ever.
One star deducted for not existing.
⭑⭑⭑⭑⭒
_|_____
|
awesome
★★★★☆
____/
|
Be more existent
Truer words have never been spoken.
Animal Reviews: Dragons, a review.
what is awesome-r then a dragon? a BABY DRAGON! the thing with baby dragons is that they probaly have no concept of things like slavery, and are too small to eat you. this means you can train them to be your pet and later ride them! that will move you up in the world even more!
5 stars
one extra star added and deducted as they also do not exist
***** .
(awesome) (still does not exist)
What do you mean they don't exist?
Who have I been feeding?
“The luck of the Irish” was originally a negative interjection, used with the exact same connotation as “D’oh!”
Nobody:
Oz:
A N I M A L R E V I E W S
"When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, thats a moray."
Wulfleyn when it’s jaw opens wide and there’s more jaws inside that’s a moray
Matthew Jensen m-more jaws????
@@mattuwu9978 I READ THAT IN MARIO'S VOICE
@@elimcgamerguy OH GOD NOW I DID TOO
When you play with your cards and people call a retard, you're a bastard
As an artist I have to say that sometimes being in an uncreative environment can actually be beneficial to the creative process. Both by giving the brain a break and thus minimizing dry spells and 2, by allowing the brain time to think over creative stumps. That's why I loved math class. I suck at math, but enjoyed being in that dull environment
today i got 69 out of 80 on a depression test and it told me i was severely depressed but i have absolutely no idea if the test was serious or not
nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
Bird go "CACK"
🎵Jump in the caac-girl-🎵
5:46
"Hey tedcruz does this this offer stand?"
didn't notice the second this the first time I watched.
I’ve seen this video way to many times and now I just noticed the typo. And promptly went into the comments
2:30 Thats,, that’s my boy ghost!!!! He told me he wanted the buenos dias player thing to die but now it’s immortalized forever. Thank you Oz
I want to know more
Haru Harune tell us more
2:29 goddammit it’s playing pumped up kicks
I love it how the only like is from, none other then the RUclips himself Oz lol
Emily Ochoa holy shit
Me: *_David Attenborugh impersonation_* Here in the land of Tumblr, lives quite the odd specimen. They say the land is cursed, others say the land is blessed. but humanity has known that Tumblr.... is blursed.
Me and my friend now have a running joke/threat where we shout "Animal reviews!" And kick each other's ankles, making each other drop to the ground. We both live in fear.
ANIMAL REVIEWS!
*ANIMAL REVIEWS!*
_shatters ankle_
@@fritz4044 *ANIMAL REVIEWS!!!*
_critical hit!_
"Turtles are very nice"
Micheal Reeves: IT's TAZER TIME
Jake Paul: IT’S TAZER TIME
3:13 I had to pause the video because I was laughing my ass off, and I watched this part like 5 times "They eat out seeds and then go CAAAAACK" I love it
If oz isn't the softest boi in the world, then they're wrong because he is
One Topic
he is soft and sinful
Nobody:
Oz: *”aNiMaL rEvIeW!”*
69th like... nice
7:06
That ain't no Disney villain, that's an anime antagonist. Only they know how to destroy a person emotionally so professionally
4:03
"Bad astronauts get put in the corpse wiggler"
Me: * chokes on my dinner *
5:49 as someone of Irish decent, I can tell you what "luck of the Irish" is actually supposed to mean. Its Good Women, Good Booze, and Good Fights. the more you know.
7:22, So, i have brand new Earbuds in, And when it said "does it", IT SCARED THE HECK OUTA ME BECAUSE IT SAID IT IN ONE EAR LIKE A PERSON WISPERING IN MY EAR, after that i was laughing.
i feel afraid and slightly seduced. am i gay now
@@supremechaosbeing2696 same. But with a friend
*hears chant at the beginning*
GREETINGS HONORABLE BATTLE BROTHER!
FOR THE EMPEROR FOR ULTRAMAR *screams in blueberry*
FOR THE EMPEROR
What's it from??
FOR THE EMPEROOOOOOOOOOOOR
In Nomine Imperator
7:21 Jesus Christ I was wearing headphones in my bedroom and that was terrifying
Same.......
Jesus Christ me too
I don't even Know what he looks like now, so imma just say I have a crush on his voice
Same, but I wasn't in the bathroom, just sitting in the dark, expecting some horror to loom in the light of my tablet.
I'm wearing my beefy headset that I use for gaming while watching this and it admittedly made me jump
I swear its not even the post’s that make me laugh, its the fact that when Oz Laughs, All you feel like doing is laughing with him!
The proper punctuation ruined this comment
14:31 Every time I see this I feel the need to question whether #9 is actually bad, or brilliantly ironic.
7:19 when he said "Does it" It only came out of my right earphone and it scared me
Same
It's been 3 years and "bad astronaut get put in the corpse wiggler" is still present at the back of my mind.
0:05
**Emperors’ Text-to-Speech Intensifies**
FOR THE EMPEROR
Praise Be!
What's the song from??
@@rambites if the emperor had a text to speech device. Go watch, its good fun
I’m pretty sure it’s used as the UltraMarines theme... Can’t recommend it enough btw!
The way OZ looked at mini OZ is just like a disgusted parent at his only son that is a furry and walking around the house making a sandwich in his fur suit knowing damn well he is naked under there and greets his dad saying "hewwo daddy waddy uwu I hope you had a good day at work "
It costs 0.00 to make this comment and you still made it.
You put all of your fear, anger, sadness and confusion in this comment and you chucked it at everyone.
This brings me unimaginable pain and suffering.
Why.
One day. God is going to look down on us. And he will see this. We wonder why he hates us.
R/SuspiciouslySpecific
@Jasper From SU -my dad-
This shouldn’t be laughing this hard 😂
So uh-...
I was drawing while listening to this and occasionally looking at the video and during this part, 7:37, I thought you said “will the corpse be hard”. And stopped drawing for a few seconds and slowly looked up to see wtf was going on, only to read the text on the screen that said “course”.
For I good few seconds I was a bit concerned and confused on if I accidentally clicked the screen to a cursed comments video and then burst out laughing when I realized my mistake
"You cannot run" "you cannot hide" oh lawd he comin'
Never thought a string of sounds would bring me as much joy as “Animal Reviews”
0:55 Snakes
3:06 Birds
4:24 Turtles
5:59 Badgers
8:10 Spiders
9:45 Ants
11:25 Jellyfish
12:52 smrowdnuoR citisaraP
15:09 Tables
9:24 literally just "Thanks, It's The Trauma!"
The king is back. Mini oz duh
Also damn the mole people are here. Looks like mini was right
Plot twist: the new art stile for mini is a mole person in disguise
@@bobberman4641 😂😂maybeeeeee
"it's called work ethic" you didn't have to call me out like this!
"Badgers are very sad creatures that I do not give a Damn about"
Me, a Hufflepuff: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
💛 🖤
Why could i hear that "ree"
@@ziril3972 You live close by to @Happy Hippo? Or maybe you felt the subsonic version and translated it.
"I to am a sad creature that I to do not give a damm about" *smiles. Singular tear runs down face* "this is happyness correct"?
1:18 That transition from silence to Scooby Doo impersonation
9:00
Plot twist: *He didn’t censor his face.*
10:41 Hah! Oz’ hair has hearts in it.
Mini Oz is so cute! I just want to cuddle him and get snacks for him and protect him like a cool big sister
Idk why, but I feel like Oz and Mini Oz are like brothers.
*or* he performed *mįťø§į§*
10:34 "The Darkness. The Destroyer of Worlds"
"JAAACKIIIEEEEE!!! FEEEED ME THEIR HEAAAARTSSSS--SHAPED BISCUITS.... YEESSSSS HOSSST!!! DARKNESS WILL FAAALL!!!"
(only videogame and/or comic book fans will get this reference. and probably not all of those to be fair)
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
Oz: ANIMAL REVIEWS
In case you’ve never heard seal barks before, they sound sort of like a person screaming but with a really deep voice.
11:25 Jellyfish are the ideal form. Float like a butterfly? Jellyfish float MUCH better than butterflies. Sting like a bee? Jellyfish don’t die when they sting. When you’re 90% water, and you LIVE in water, you’re more a divine part of nature than a mortal being. Also there’s a species of jellyfish that can live forever. 5 stars for being the ideal form, minus one star for looking like an alien mushroom. (5/6 stars)
Lol
"God wanted me dead, now YOU get to find out why."
ANIMAL REVIEWS!
(As I put this he said it for spiders)
Me: SWEIVER LAMINA
Also the ant part was hilarious, get my life together. Thanks, motivation to be more lazy.
I also like the cat.
2:46 to be fair, peaceful can be extremely helpful when you’re building or are terraforming underground and would prefer to not have a creeper sneak up behind you and ruin your work
9:43 the one who posted that left the best part off.
There’s a version of that with Jar Jar Binks saying all that
8:50 I didn't think that was him I just thought it was a demon from hell coming to take his soul.
*Ultramarines chant while showing cat*
Me: " Marneus Catgar. "