South Korea Is Cooked...
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- Опубликовано: 5 дек 2024
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martial law being taken back in less than 3 hours is so fucking funny lmao
He got hella ratiod.
bro rolled a 1 on that charisma check
Femboy pyro
South koreans really said ‘nuh uh’
The “Becoming a dictator” speedrun failed.
What one episode of ASOT does to a government
the funny thing is he said he'd stop making the slop if asot performed well and it actually peformed very well yet hes still making slop
@@Isoternal did you watch the whole video 😭
he calculated how many views he needed for it to be worth it, and it wasnt worth it. I want less slop tho
@@IsoternalBro is not making it off a 700k views a week
Aren’t you the person in sleep deprived comment sections who’s obsessed with Mikasacus?
@ pyro keeps me tame for the time between uploads
Pyro walking through the town of Silent Hill to search for his father who is in prison
Basil pfp!?!?
@@Bapper_McBapper BASIL PFP INDEEEEEEED!
:/
He's a femboy so he's on the right path!
@@Conmonkeywookie🚱
pyro you told me to take the copyright claim IM NOT AS RICH AS YOU BRO 😭
samsung tryna silence vro 💔
board your doors cause samsung might be coming
MAKE VIDEOS ON BLADEE COWARD
#1 Samsung opp
Claim Pyro's Video so he can't buy his monthly fat furry figures
Wait this combo might be perfect, longer run time, more in-depth funny edits, but also covering current events/memes
I have a name in mind for this style of content I call it... slop (marvel music starts playing)
Funny is a strong word
Yes but the rest of the video is just a stream clip of a reaction so we still have a ways to go
But then I can’t circlejerk about how pyro broke into my house and forced me to watch slop! How dare he make videos to fund his main channel videos!
The slop keeps flowing
lmao korea funny
i love traditional korean fried chicken
Guy above me is r worf
Yeah but they retracted it, so it's funny again
But its lifted?
first sighting is pyro outside
pyro inflation🇲🇪
The South Korea situation is crazy
i was gonna comment that and i thought i was being smart until i saw this comment
the south korea drama
thankyou for sssllloppin by
@@mineken360 give in to the hivemind bro. repeat the joke bro
New South Korea update is crazy….
South Koreas number one fear was for pyro live to make a video about it
It's so over Koreabros.
@@tunnelsnakesrule7541 its korover.
The Slop Korea situation is insane
I am Korean, and Korea is in chaos right now with breaking news. The president's martial law troops entered the National Election Commission first. The martial law troops entered the National Assembly an hour after martial law was declared, and only 50 people entered. However, 300 people entered the National Election Commission right away. The chairman of the National Election Commission is a Supreme Court Justice, so inspection and search are impossible. However, the recent election in Korea, where the opposition party won, was suspected of election fraud. And the president's announcement of the lifting of martial law was a recorded video.
In Korea, there is speculation that martial law was in place to search the National Election Commission.
kpopland is cooked ⁉⁉
I guess 2024 is just The Year of Voting Fraud
Does the Name Hwang Woo suk ring any bells
So did the military turn on him or were they ready to do what ever he said ?
"I'm not having another metros boomin" *proceeds to call hybe 'high-bee'*
2:20 What Pyro didn't know that it was indeed a 'Metro's Boomin' moment
The problem is that South Korea has mandatory military duty for its entire population, which means that the majority of those affected will already be able to avoid soldiers.
Also means that most soldiers/grunts won't wanna do anything to civilians for that reason along with the fact they're supposed to protect civilians.
0:00 - 8:08 : Explaining Situations of South Korea
8:09 - 26:42 : Reacting to a Video and Yapping
Thanks!
Many people forget that South Korea only became a democracy in 1987, and at points in the past was the same if not worse than North Korea when it came to democracy and human rights.
you know who else happened in 1987?
@@AbandonedStarSystemyour mom
That’s not the takeaway. The takeaway is that democracy is fragile. It doesn’t matter how long a country has been democratic, all it takes is a few years for it to lose that democracy. You can see the same pattern across the globe, democratic countries becoming more and more fascistic.
Do you really think the SK president would’ve done this if he didn’t see that? The reason he failed is he didn’t spend time stoking misinformation and turning his party into loyalists. That’s why.
Tbh it’s shocking to me how many westerners has to look up what martial law is, that’s something drill into family history for too many Asian countries.
Oh yeah the first president of South Korea was literally just a kleptocrat
Isn't Marshal Law a Tekken character? We are truly cooked.
first I was thinking, then I was in realization, and now its fear. because it is a tekken character
Marshal Law from Tekken was real for 24 hours
My favourite part is the rant about the money scam thing that has literally nothing to do with SK
editors gave up halfway through the slop, it’s over
South Korea is actually cooked…
The globe is cooked tbh, quite literally.
Pyros ability to name videos is cooked
They somehow fit two dystopias onto one peninsula
Really takes the cake
Fr hell
13:00 rich man complaining about not getting more money moment.
Bro acting like 1 mr beast slop doesnt give 100x the money
Ik its a bit but it's genuinely making him more and more unlikable. And it's not funny
The internet has absolutely broken me as a person hearing martial law be declared in another country and i get to hear like seven different people say "the south korea situation is crazy". Like we get to describe something as historic as this, where martial law was last declared in 1979, literally over fourty years, and its described with the same kind of energy and nuance as Mr BigChungus420 being called out for saying the R word.
The slop is back
at least the editing is less sloppy
Making slop while standing up is still slop. Do better, Niall.
ok the part at 23:39 was actually rlly funny it was like pyro and the squeaker were reacting to samsung funeral homes
6:43 South Korea has a mandatory army time in place so 90% of male citizens are ex military so that explains the arm maneuver.
Ex Military like Death Grips?!
Also explains the resentful and anal men
@@EZ4S30NGDamn..that's rough.
@@EZ4S30NGYOOOOO DEATH GRIPSSS! IM PAINTING THE SCREEN BLACK WITH MY UHHH MY
The mandatory military time is probably also why they were easily deterred in the videos. They didn't actually wanna do anything to the civilians, only putting in the bare minimum effort just to say, "Well, we tried!" In order to not get in trouble with the brass
Bro is reactmaxxing 💀
My favourite part in this video is when he talked about a topic for 5 minutes then sat down and watched someone else's video on the same topic for the next 20 minutes
I recently found a bunch of stuff from my parents before me and my siblings were born, and discovered entire hobbies and side-hustles I had no idea they did. we replaced all their hobbies, made me bummed out.
6:43 South Korea has mandatory army service, hence 90% of male citizens are former military personnel, which explains the arm maneuver.
This is a bot that stole another comment
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4:08 Holy crap! Someone actually remembers the “F to pay respects” game! It’s been 10 years!
I dare say the video title is dead wrong. South Korea just showed the strength of its institutions and the support of its people for democracy in squashing this dumbass coup in the most unceremonious manner possible.
Yes, this is also my perspective on the situation. I completely agree with you
liberals be like "so what there's a mega capitalist dystopian. they only ALMOST did fascist shenanigans on political opponents in a *democracy*"
maybe you'll realize the problems with korea is a plutocracy combined with democracy means it's a republic for the owner class, while the worker class remains oppressed and cannot hold a voice using democratic means
It's a complete oligarchy tho
'democracy' but all the politicians bend the knee to samsung
The inflating price of pyro donations
For every time he complains I will add a single Pixel to an image of his character taking ozemic
You choose if it's 4K
0:17 is it scary I swear I’ve been there?
Everyone in England swears they've been there
im in scotland and i swear i've been there before
Y’all think someone else was walking out there and thought Pyro was a skin walker 🤣
12:55 is the most based and goated statement ever said by Pyrocynical
as one of those 3 women i must say i really dont care about kpop but anyway i am greatfull that there is more slop for me to bathe in also known as your content. sincerest thanks inflation man!
(edit: after fully watching the video i realized this was once again slop. this piggy has been fed oink oink)
@@k1nkyshouto372 feeling the same oink oink feeling nicely stuffed oink
sloppy sloppy slop slop is no more...
You wish
as one of the lone woman on this channel, I do indeed care for the kpop news
im so glad you edit the lives, i hate livestreams
As they say in Dune "The slop must flow."
I love high quality slop the opening bit actually made such a difference
When you are deciding to start martial law based on the voices in your head
The great part about having your entire country bieng ex military is that when a stupid power play like the one they went through with, nearly everyone is able to fight against it.
North Korea: 1984
South Korea: 2077
If I had to choose, I’d take 2077
Don't get into politics Don't get into politics Don't get into politics Don't get into politics
"Israel situation is crazy".
GET INTO POLITICS GET INTO POLITICS GET INTO POLITICS GET INTO POLITICS
This higher quality pyrolive content rocks please keep it up
0 views in 18 sloptoseconds bro is back
as one of the 3 females watching rn, i appreciate the kpop news 🙏
PYRO I LOVE YOU YOU ARE THE REASON I MOVED FROM NEW ZEALAND TO ENGLAND
🎉🎉😂😂❤❤❤ my unvle
my condolences living in the uk🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧
Pyro's Haircut Is Cooked...
1:20 its over when i say its over
22:03 Literally peak hypocrisy considering half of Pyro's uploads from 2017 are silent now because of copyright claims.
7:19 Oh my God....diffeent politcal parties actually agreeing with something, with no one saying no? South Korea better goverment then America
pyro, you have inspired me to rethink about becoming a youtuber and actually do something more useful. thank you pyro
0:18 happiest Birmingham landscape
i’m a woman who likes kpop! really diversifying your viewers lmao
As one of the 3 women that watch this channel (I am actually nonbinary, but I bet I show up as a woman in the statistics), I do very much indeed care about kpop news.
Some people agree that the kpop industry is headed into a garbage fire at rapid speed this year, and I am one of those people.
The new jeans situation is crazy, the hybe (which pyro pronounced wrong) label is a flaming pile of shit at the moment, mainly because of the leaked internal documents where they bodyshamed some idols (ones that were under the company and some that were outside), said some heinous shit about groups outside of their label, revealed their plans to indirectly sabotage new jeans by making the new group Illit and Le Sserafim replace them in talent, quality of releases and performances. Which some people labeled as butter bullshit, since neither of the two groups that were supposed to replace them can sing live, and Illit is mostly just visual group.
However the shit goes deeper, unfortunately I am not entirely educated on the situation, and so I cannot say everything with utmost certainty. However, even before Illit had their debut, people noticed the striking resemblance to new jeans' debut album photos, and when their debut single was released, these talks spread even further. The song 'Magnetic' absolutely sounds like something from new jeans, but since both are 5 member girl groups with young members, it was dismissed by some as stands being angry at nothing.
Well, the ceo of the company new jeans were under (ADOR, one of the many companies under BIG HIT entertainment, that owns the hybe label that releases all the idols' music), Min Heejin, set up a press conference to acuse the company that owns Illit of plagirism. This eventually lead to Min Heejin being removed as the ceo of the company, and after new jeans made a stream, demanding for her to be reinstated as the ceo and claiminf that one of their members was insulted by manager of another group by telling the members of said group to ignore her (they didnt specify which group, but later the manager of Illit said that no such thing happened), this particular incident has been brought to court as work place bullying, I don't know how that ended, but I know that it was either dismissed by the court or it was deemed as not a bullying case.
Not too long ago after the stream, Min Heejin has been placed as the internal director, and things seemed to calm down. BUT THEN THE DOCUMENTS LEAKED
And now new jeans "left" the company (I am unsure of if their broke their contracts or just decided to not participate in the activities they were supposed to) and Mi Heejin left as well, and there are rumors that she plans on making a new company.
As much as I would love to say that this is all that has been going on in kpop this year, I would be lying, because shit goes way deeper. However I am gonna end this here, cuz damn this turned into an essay.
Sorry for the long post, here is a potato 🥔
Just to educate some people most men in south korea are military trained, so it’s like a country full of veterans getting pushed around by rookies
Korea No. 1: Cyberpunk 2077
Korea No. 2: 1984
China: Cyberpunk 1984
America: Weimar Republic 2077
Russia: Slavic America in Slavic Vietnam
Japan: Blade Runner 1991
Israel: Germany in the 1940s but Jewish
(Most of) Europe (EU and UK): Weimar Republic 2.0
The Middle East, South/Latin America, and Africa: Mad Max
Southeast Asia/Oceania: soon to be Atlantis
India: getting a lil better. slowly. maybe. idk.
Canada: chillin. 😅🇺🇲
Scandinavia: chillin. 😎
ISS: chillin. 😅🇺🇲🇷🇺🇨🇳
Antarctica: not chillin enough.
seeing slop channels trying to tackle serious political situations in the most neutral way possible is always so funny to me
The South Korea situation is insane...
North Korean Bub Games caused the South Korean Head Admin to call all their mods to jail everyone, when it turned out Bub wasnt even on
That’s crazy that I saw pyro outside before GTA 6
Accidentally slowed the video down without noticing and thought it was Pyro's editor doing a bit. "Pyrocynical would spend 46 minutes explaining what South Korea is"
thank you mr history teacher pyro
the korea peninsula is crazy since on one end you have an absolute communistic dystopian hellhole and on the other end you have an absolute capitalistic dystopian hellhole
i wonder what kind of dystopia would come out of a unified Korea
NEWJEANS MENTIONED 🗣 🗣 🗣
Pyro loves posting stream clips on PyroLIVE
The slop is back 😂 POGGERS
South Korea Is Cooked...
south korea so cooked that pyro made a slop vid about it
Didn’t know I was part of only 3%…
Speaking of birth, I once saw a documentary about the orphanage in SK that had a special "box", so young women (especially single, unmarried ones who are still looked down upon till this day) won't drop their kids at the doorstep, the "box" initiates a signal and people check the two-way box in the building. I'm not sure about the legality of this act of abandonment, but otherwise no one would do it, some try to do it really secretly and run away. So now thinking to the fact that not only raising a child in Korea is so expensive, just living is hard, it makes sense that some people cannot financially support it.
Baby boxes. It’s also because a lot of them are young mothers, often still in high school and single with the father wiping his hands off the ‘issue’. The later of which is a problem even if the woman isn’t a minor. The country looks down extremely on single mothers and parents are often not supportive, even sometimes kicking their daughter out while still pregnant or with the baby after she gave birth.
Wait Pyro went outside for once?
Pyro disliking Argentina when its economy is incredibly inflated is truly the opposite of a Pyro moment
Loved this! Changed my view.
The World War 3 situation is crazy.
Why is youtube funnyman posting about actual news
proud to be one of the three women that watch this channel
Finally! Thanks for the update.
Bro really thinks his teacher said “he’s so smart” explains the slip channel
THANKYOU FOR THE KPOP NEWS
YOU AND ME NOW WHERES THE THIRD WOMAN PYRO WATCHER
Bros never been in a cloud before 💀
4:08 cod aw my beloved
No views in 17 seconds 😭 💀
South Korea situation is crazy
So bro lied about the slop
Pyro pronouncing the K-Pop label "Hybe" as "High-bee"... truly a Metro's Boomin moment
"he doesn't litten" 11:05
why is the editing so frantic
like calm down
I don't think there's a millisecond of Silence in this video
Don't mind me! Just enjoying myself watching Pyro before he gets cancelled like MrBeast, MKBHD and SomeOrdinaryGamers.
he wont
Here we go again
@@randomlittleidot if he puts on the sonichu medallion he will
Bro think Pyro didnt get cancelled before and beat the allegations 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Bro loves drama about content creators they dont even care for 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Slop tip: video ends at 8:10 and the rest is an XQC stream
It's me the darkwood guy comment
Hello the darkwood guy comment
Hello the darkwood guy comment
NEW JEANS AND KPOP MENTIONED 🎉🎉
15:00 XQC
Note: do not anounce marshal law when your entire population does mandatory military service
10 secs no views bro fell off
I'm 32 and I don't want kids at all. Not only is it expensive, you also pretty much have to give up your life as you know it. "But having a baby is so wonderful!" I'm sure it is, but it's not for everyone. It's funny though, I started saying around age 14 that I didn't want kids when I grow up and people were like, "Oh, you're still young. You'll change your mind later." Now I'm 32 and it hasn't changed whatsoever. Some people just don't want kids.
The thing is that South Korea has mandatory military service for its entire population, meaning that most of the people being affected by this will have the skills to bypass soldiers in the first place.
Just for the men tho
By entire population you mean entire male population lol