ong I've read the books and seen the movies and I've always said I'm either team Alice or team therapy. She was imapled by glass, crushed her leg, and cracked her skull all in the same 10 minutes and then witnessed a ritual while blood is being sucked out of her. She deserved therapy tbh
@@lExN34 It's a joke about how schools put so much effort into making sure we remember that fact like it is so important and is the one thing that will get us through life. (This wasn't that good of an explanation but I tried)
Encourages constructive approach to addressing conflict? Check. Shows interest or at least genuine curiosity in students' interests? Check. Encourages debate without name-calling? Check. This fictional teacher rocks, true.
wait, didn't he know what the story's going to be like??? hmm.. even though twilight is very cheesy... i kinda liked it, i was edward's fan 'cuz he's... perfect.... but oki, i understand why almost everyone dislikes twilight.... XD
When I was in 5th grade, there were two girls that were team Edward and team Jacob. They refused to even speak to each other, and had a full on fight one time. Funny thing is, a couple years later, when we were in high school, they started dating. I'm out of school now, and last time I checked, they are still together. People have a weird way of finding their significant other.
My sorority put on several movie nights where we watched almost all of the twilight movies. We were all given literal red flags, and every time one of the love interests did something sketchy/borderline abusive, we would raise the red flags. It was educational and hilarious.
sraboni 1234 kristen stewart played the bored and awkward teen so well in twilight, ppl think she acts like that irl when she's actually the complete opposite of that. its a shame ppl haven't watched any of her other movies and deemed her a trash actor simply bc of how mediocre twilight was.
@@izzie9437 I don't really think about her acting skills much tbh, I think about her personality because that's what matters the most to me. And when she dated Robert Pattinson for a while she cheated on him, soooo... yeah not a big fan of hers. *:/*
Actually Jenny Slate can do wrong. During her first sketch on SNL, she accidentally said "fucking" instead of "freaking". She was allowed to finish the season but was immediately fired at the end of it. Which is utter bullshit because SNL was def better off with her.
Patterson would’ve broke character so quick if he was playing the other girl, cause this shit is too funny 😂 Respect to Taylor for not breaking character… even when they were talking about certain aspects of his body 😂
I don't care about Twilight, but logically thinking, who would prefer to have sex with a hundred-years-old sparkling corpse over a masculine dude who is a werewolf? :D
Greta M. That is true but I am a detective, which means I am all about facts. I was just clarifying what his ability is, if I came across like I was arguing that was my fault, so please accept my sincere apologies.
2:23 * "Does she thinks she's gonna end up with a fictional ~vampire~ character?" "Not think...know"* Same girl even more If they are 2d ngl those anime boys be killing me
Lol taylor blushed so hard when they were talking about his abs.
When she says "I wanna bake cookies on your tthhhhtomach" lmao he looked like he was so flattered
That was ptsd bruh.
and then he got fat.
@@raulmoreno7632 yup 😔
@@raulmoreno7632 well he’s not fat, he’s actually normal size but compared to what he used to look like it does make him look fat😭
“Those are fake abs!” Taylor Lautner yells at a picture of himself
Ikr 😂
3:15😅😂🤣🤣😅😅😂🤣🤣
"He deserves an oscar!"
Taylor dies in fact deserve an oscar
Bright pink too
“Notebooks are for notes and not for kissing.” He killed me. 🤣🤣🤣
Same lmfaooooo
Same 😂😂😂
"If those abs are real, the dude who played Jacob... deserves an Oscar!"
There are no words that can express how much I love this part.
"Yeah. He does deserve an Oscar" xD
Jan Kim If you have to question authenticity of Taylor Lautner/Jacob Black's abs...I can't,I just can't.
Abs are real actually... Or at least were😛
Such a straight face as well. :)
😂😂😂😂 ik
I have to applaud Taylor for not breaking character. Especially when they talked about baking cookies on his stomach. 🤣🤣🤣
Dude I would laugh if I was him🤣🤣
Omg I thought she said summit 😅 stomach makes it ten times funnier
He probably did but they edited it out lol
@@bsociety4647no lol
I’ve never read the books but I have a friend that says, and I quote “screw the boys, I’m team Alice”
Same. I'm team Alice forever. She's iconic
*swoon*
honestly such a mood tho LMAO
ong I've read the books and seen the movies and I've always said I'm either team Alice or team therapy. She was imapled by glass, crushed her leg, and cracked her skull all in the same 10 minutes and then witnessed a ritual while blood is being sucked out of her. She deserved therapy tbh
me all day just saying battle scars in a country accent and playing it over and over till they all know what it is
"If those abs are real then the dude who played Jacob deserve an oscar"😂😂😂😂😂😂
Most Hilarious Line!
Best improv of the skit
My favorite line!!!
GET THIS MAN AN OSCAR!!!
😂😂😂
"Edward is a boy!"
"Then why did he sparkle like a princesses tiara?"
DuckyDae X I hate you
Correction: “a prinththeth tiara”! 😂
@@maireadnic8280 its actually "printhetheth tiara"😂
More importantly, why didn't Alice or Rosalie sparkle despite standing in sunlight several times?
@@fairycat23 Make up???
the way taylor just jumped around at 4:07 made my day
Exactly! He is just on point with a behaviour of a fangirl
“Then I- the dude who played jacob deserves an Oscar”
hahaaha taht kills me every time
😂😂😂
He tried not to break character😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I heard it too
Self complementing lmao why does he act better in SNL than in the movies?
"If those are real abs then I- THE GUY WHO PLAYED JACOB DESERVES AN OSCAR"
Taylor does in fact deserve an oscar🐺
@@Gamingwithrocko true...I don't know why his career didn't grow
Very subtle Taylor
"Does she think she's gonna end up with the fictional-" shhh we all do
Not think. Know.
TEAM EDWARD GUYS!!!!!!!!! Literally ngl I'd kiss my notebook of Edward too... Just like my pillow!
@@SydneeLee-e8t we must discuss this agreement during recess
@@SydneeLee-e8tweirdo behavior
@@789ten2 In a good or bad way? LOL
taylor turned so red when they started talking about his abs. we must protect him
I love it when a guy turns red when he’s flattered. It’s cute
@@leahapel3077 Me too! Ugh it's one of the cutest things ever-especially when they deny it or try to hide it😍
Where is she
He did blush.
@@mightstartawar709 didn't you see his face turn red?
"If those abs are real then the dude who played Jacob deserves an Oscar"...my favourite line!!!
+Lakshmi Kunnath haha so genius :D
He almost said "I should win a oscar"
Sadly this had so much potential, and that line is the only funny line in the whole skit
same
Maybe he wants an Oscar.
"SO THEN WHY DOES HE SPARKLE LIKE A PRINCESSES TIARA" that freaking killed me😭
Mutual hatred: the glue that can hold relationships together for thousands of years.
That's how I became friends with my current best friend
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend."
-some irate fangirl or something
lol idk if this is a refrence but "a thousand years" is a song that plays in twighlight and it used to be really popular
@@Njx063 I thought so too
This is an un underrated comment.
All twilight related preferences aside I think there is one thing we can agree on, that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
I'm sorry (I'm not being rude....please don't take it that way. I'm just curious) how does this relate to the video. I'm so confused
@@lExN34 It's a joke about how schools put so much effort into making sure we remember that fact like it is so important and is the one thing that will get us through life.
(This wasn't that good of an explanation but I tried)
Still confused but thanks for trying👍😊
I loooooove how this sentence is understood by every student around the world who ever had to sit trough biology class. Greetings from germany xD
midichlorians are the powerhouse of the force
I love how Adam Samberg is just chilling in the background
I WAS LOOKING 4 THIS
Andy not Adam
Hot take: this teacher is good at his job actually
Encourages constructive approach to addressing conflict? Check. Shows interest or at least genuine curiosity in students' interests? Check. Encourages debate without name-calling? Check. This fictional teacher rocks, true.
Yep.
Also he probably just didn’t wanna put up with their shit and he found a natural way without yelling to end it plus wasting class time
Bill Hader is good at everything.
Okay, I never thought I'd say this, but I actually respect taylor lautner for doing this
He's a good dude, he was just in a stupid movie.
@@yahmhararry1943 I felt bad for all the actors involved in it
I'm surprised and also kinda bummed Robert Pattinson wasn't the other girl cause that would've been even more hilarious
@@oncerand_directioner five bucks says they tried to get him there, but either he was busy, or just said no.
I love him for doing this
I love that they're studying planerions and someone actually took the time to draw one on the board. It has the little crossed eyes and everything 🥰
No one... I repeat NO ONE hates twilight more than the actors who played in twilight
yeah, i love the fact that robert patinson doesn't actually like twilight
omg really? 😂
wait, didn't he know what the story's going to be like??? hmm.. even though twilight is very cheesy... i kinda liked it, i was edward's fan 'cuz he's... perfect.... but oki, i understand why almost everyone dislikes twilight.... XD
AsukaEnergetic The sparkling ruin everything actually....
weeeelll the abusive obsessive relationship ruined everything the sparkling was just the icing on the wtf cake.
everyone’s talking about Taylor but no one is mentioning Andy samberg just casually chilling in the back
SKAMDKSND RIGHT I DIDNT REALIZE HE WAS THERE TILL HIS LINE
I KNOW RIGHT. AND ON ONE EPISODE OF BROOKLYN 99 THE TEACHER WAS HIS CAPTAIN!!!
Samberg used to be a regular at SNL
@@LesyasHowTos i know djbskfdnjf i have like twenty of his sketches saved
EXACTLY
I cant believe I am watching this only in 2024 😂😂😂😂😂
Me either !! 🤣🤣🤣
No ur not
Me too 😂
Imagine if Patterson was the other girl lol
Oml 😂😂😂😂
That's how it should have been omg
@@samanthahallmark1247 actually you're both wrong it's PattiNson LOL
@@lindsayfaust440 they never get it right 😭
That would be true comedy
Fangirls remember:
"notebooks are for notes not for kissing"
god damn it...
Gaspra IMPOSSIBLE! I WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS
Whats that from
Darn it 😒
Lol tell that to the girl I used to go to school with in 2009 she was practically married to her Black Butler Notebook with Sebastian on the cover
3:22 Well played sir
I love how Taylor's wig is better here than in Twilight
😂😂😂
He doesn’t wear wig in Twilight...🤦♀️
@@nessa5502 first 2 movies i think he does wear one
Deya Muniz 😂
Deya Muniz i bet taylor has had enough of these wigs😂
Taylor is arguing about how is own abs are fake xD whaaaa
Still weird xD
gjaddajg they weren't fake
wait. The guy's name is Taylor?
@@havardmj yeah and he dated Taylor Swift too
@gjaddajg no
I just love how Taylor Lautner openly advocated against his character. (And the Oscar line was hilarious 😆)
Seeing Taylor Laughtner in a wig has just shown me how much I look like Taylor Laughtner in a wig.
Ima Dork his last name is spelled "Lautner"
Ima Dork he wore a wig in twilight
Ima Dork 😂😂😂😂😂
he wore a wig in Twilight, wait someone said that already
Ima Dork wait why does he look like the guy on the front page in 2:50
This could only be better if Rob Pat was here
exactly what I was thinking
as one of the moody teenagers that hate twilight lmao
Teacher kinda looked like rob
Hyeyun Han ikr
No, Robert Pattinson should have been the Teacher, and Team Jacob Girl should have being Kristen Stewart. The Twilight-Fandom would explode.
the intensity in which Taylor plays this character is actually INCREDIBLY impressive
If Bill Hader was my teacher, I wouldn't focus on anything else.
So true
Hands off my husband
He can act he’s funny and he has a jawline for days. Team Hader baby.
Ew
@@GZQ9 You’re ew
When I was in 5th grade, there were two girls that were team Edward and team Jacob. They refused to even speak to each other, and had a full on fight one time. Funny thing is, a couple years later, when we were in high school, they started dating. I'm out of school now, and last time I checked, they are still together. People have a weird way of finding their significant other.
That's weirdly sweet
Good for them. I just hope they actually developed better standards of fandoms, since then.
@@Blizzard0fOz93 maybe now they're team Rosalie or something
@@mariacarolinacotovio1770 I’m team No Bedazzled Immortal Perverts/ No Angsty Furries.
goals
3:31 bill hader asserting dominance with "stop talking" OMG YES DADDY ILL STOP TALKING
DADDY WHAT😭
I love how Taylor Lautner said that he himself deserves ann oscar.
for his ABS sdkfdtkdhlh. I lost it
It was a joke😂
Who’s Ann Oscar?
It would be more funnier if the science teacher was a Twilight fan himself.
no it wouldn't
I was just thinking that lol 😭
@@stephlj yesit would
Bill would of killed it
I always thought Jenny Slate was an underrated cast member
I just imagine how hard it must’ve been for Taylor not to drop on the floor laughing 😂
Team "Guy who almost hit Bella with his car"
+denkhoernchen Hell yeah!!! Oh if that guy had made a good job we wouldn't have to put up with all that ... I don't know how to describe it
Agreed!!
Lol
looooool
Novella you deserve an Oscar! !!!!!!!
how were they still talking about edward or jacob when bill hader was right there looking like THAT
the bill hader thirst is REAL
Its true tho
Lmbo
YES I love Robert he’s so gorgeous as is Kristen Stewart but Bill Hader holds my heart
Yessss ma'am!
" He does deserve an oscar! He does. YOU should get get one."
I have seen this many times and just caught that. LOL
Team Bill Hader?
YEAH.
HELL YEAH
🙋🏽♀️
absolutely
YES
It’s good to be in 2020 where we are actually nostalgic for Twilight 😌
I never even read or watched twilight and I’m nostalgic for the days other people were obsessed with twilight...
#Facts
No it's still shit. But this is funny.
Twilight sucked
I just got this in my recommended
1:43 And I officially love this teacher
It’s funny seeing his arms in that little girl outfit
LOL 😂
I agree that Bella is a "whiney do nothing that doesn't deserve either one of them"
We all agree.
For real.
#TeamTylersVan
Me talking about elena Gilbert
@@justinec5951 omg yessss 😂😭
Mariana’s face is giving ✨ QUEeN nEvEr Cry✨ 0:23
New gen u def 7 years old
Lol
@@LINOY_WAS_HERE Hmmm. I am Def not a 7 yr old. I js like my roblox avatar. I am js telling the truth.
@LindyLooho how does that relate to anything..?
@LindyLooho how does that relate to anything..?
2:51 she says blip on the screen and then there's a blip on the screen
*me, blasting with my "Team Carlisle" shirt*
I loved Carlisle, Jesper and Alice. They were the best.
@@bringmethatcoffee5235 Yesssss
Alice is my favorite
PREACH!
Well I loved Carlisle the most and Alice too
3:46 Taylor lmao I can't
Back when people had LITERAL feuds over team Edward and Jacob and many friendships came to an end 😂😂
People still do just different fandoms lmao
like shuffle board and game of horse shoes. just different crowd
I always thought Jenny Slate was an underrated cast member
I didn’t know she was on snl. I just thought she was a voice actress. Of course I haven’t watched snl in a long time.
Oh that’s Jenny Slate
of all the reasons to get kicked off SNL, dropping an accidental f-bomb is one of the more baller ways
also, y'all, SHE DATED CHRIS EVANS in case nobody knew. pretty sick
@@peachy_lili what is the story behind this?
My sorority put on several movie nights where we watched almost all of the twilight movies. We were all given literal red flags, and every time one of the love interests did something sketchy/borderline abusive, we would raise the red flags. It was educational and hilarious.
“if those abs are real then the dude who played Jacob deserves an oscar”😂
none hates twilight like the cast of twilight
probably the director.
And no one loves (rationally) it as much as the investors... hehehehehe. I mean er... I hate those movies.
3:17 fake abs 😂😂
They’re CGI just like the wolves
I don't like twilight or the actors, but I gotta give Taylor a lot of credit for this one. It takes courage for a guy to do this
yeah and his so funny
not rly
+Kachilita It really doesnt.
There are tons male acting like this just for joke and acting(friends joke). Comedy. Well not always.
I love how im still getting likes on my comment lol
The cast of Twilight are pretty great people, it just goes to show you that what they had to work with was pretty dumb
Thta's true, it's sad that people can't see past the series
sraboni 1234 kristen stewart played the bored and awkward teen so well in twilight, ppl think she acts like that irl when she's actually the complete opposite of that. its a shame ppl haven't watched any of her other movies and deemed her a trash actor simply bc of how mediocre twilight was.
@@izzie9437 I don't really think about her acting skills much tbh, I think about her personality because that's what matters the most to me. And when she dated Robert Pattinson for a while she cheated on him, soooo... yeah not a big fan of hers. *:/*
Agree, except that Kirsten Stewart sucks
ABSOLUTELY LOVED this 😂🤣😆😄
Taylor is hilarious
And Jenny Slate can do no wrong
Actually Jenny Slate can do wrong. During her first sketch on SNL, she accidentally said "fucking" instead of "freaking". She was allowed to finish the season but was immediately fired at the end of it.
Which is utter bullshit because SNL was def better off with her.
"NOT THINK..... KNOW! "
Somehow I respect Lautner more for doing this...
I love the fact that the actor of Jacob has a shirt on that says team Edward😂😂😂
Team Dumbledore!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂⚡
#teamdumbledor
Gooo Dumbledore! #teamdumbledore
Amber Shoffren yassss
Amber Shoffren yess I’m with you
Jennie Slate should still be on SNL. She is hilarious.
I feel like this is the only time she was ever funny
Can’t drop the f-bomb on the show and keep your job. lol
I’ve been looking through the comments trying to find her name! Thank you 😆
I love her
Might be a hot take, but she was wasted at SNL. Her talents weren't allowed to shine in that setting
And it was at that moment, for the first time, students actually wanted to listen to class
Looks like everybody Is here for Taylor. I’m here for Bill Hader
🥴🥴🥴🥴
Sameee
Same
Yep
I here for them both
Seeing Taylor in an Edward shirt is great. 10/10
Patterson would’ve broke character so quick if he was playing the other girl, cause this shit is too funny 😂
Respect to Taylor for not breaking character… even when they were talking about certain aspects of his body 😂
I don't care about Twilight, but logically thinking, who would prefer to have sex with a hundred-years-old sparkling corpse over a masculine dude who is a werewolf? :D
+Greta M. He is a shapeshifter not a werewolf.
Bruce Wayne this fact has no impact on what I was wondering xD
Greta M. That is true but I am a detective, which means I am all about facts. I was just clarifying what his ability is, if I came across like I was arguing that was my fault, so please accept my sincere apologies.
+Greta M. you forgot to say COLD hundred-years-old sparkling corpse
Gaspra
It's like fucking an ice statue xD
He makes a good teenage girl 🙈
The wig he wore in this was better than the wig he wore in the movie
"Ooohh I wanna bake cookies on your stomach!" IM DEAD
2:00 becomes so much funnier when you notice the binder
Taylor:if those abs are real the dude who played jacob deserves an oscar.
Me:HAHHAHAHAHHAHA Taylor just flexed himself😂😂😂
"We need a truthce" - and the abs talk, I'm laughing so hard.
It would ended better if the teacher had a book like the girls
"Team Charlie"
carly fallon fuck I laughed too hard at this.
@@carlyfallon6304 ok but charlie was clearly the least problematic character in all 4 books (except maybe seth)
Teacher: Because I’m a scientist
Me half expecting him to say, “and I’m very bored.”
They need to do this again with Sharkboy vs. Max from "Sharkboy and Lavagirl".
Omg yes
YES!!
But Max is basically Bella, up until the final two scenes, in terms of usefulness.
"if those abs are real than the dude who played jacob deserves an oscar"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂omg
3:23😂
“The dude who plays him deserves an Oscar!”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"If those abs are real then the dude who plays Jacob deserves an oscar" LMAO
2:15 delivered the line better than Robert Pattinson did 😂
Taylor was adorable blushing when his abs got mentioned
I believe Taylor Lautner is a crazy underrated snl host - he was hilarious
Taylor: 3:11 the pain 🤣🤭
“Notebooks are for notes not for kissing” the laugh that I made LOL
i cant help but laugh that taylor is rooting for edward when he plays jacob haha
guys he deserves an oscar😂
Jacob was low-key not trying to go red when she started talking about his abs 😍😍
The fact that the shirt says
Team❤
Edward
Taylor has real guts for doing this, he deserves an Oscar.
2:23
* "Does she thinks she's gonna end up with a fictional ~vampire~ character?"
"Not think...know"*
Same girl even more If they are 2d ngl those anime boys be killing me
I love how Taylor can keep a straight face while she literally says she would bake cookie on his abs. He actually does deserve an oscar
3:06 me describing a boy in high school that helped confirm I was gay
My mom liked Twilight when she was a teenager in the 2010’s. Total nostalgia feels watching this.
This was before his daughters were born, but I feel like this is Bill's dad voice.
Andy Samburg was the best part of this. And this is not saying the sketch was bad. He is a high standard to live up to
"If those abs are real, then I- the guy who PLAYED HIM deserves an OSCAR" 😭😭😭
I don’t know why, but “That may very well be” is a phrase I really want to put into practice now. Thanks, Jenny Slate’s character
Taylor Lautner just got so much cooler