Kate McCarthy here's an idea- learn to sing. Do singing excersises daily, get a teacher, go to a class, study, put in the effort and spend the hours Aint no one gonna get better by sitting on their ass fam
What A Day To Be Gay **tries to practice whenever I get the chance** **has been working on my voice since I was 3** **still sounds like a dying donkey**
1. Good Morning Baltimore (Hairspray) 2. I Dreamed a Dream (Les Mis) 3. Easy as Life (Aida) 4. So Much Better (Legally Blonde) 5. Sun and Moon (Miss Saigon) 6. If I were a Bell (Guys and Dolls) 7. Popular (Wicked) 8. Still Hurting (Last 5 Years) 9. Glitter and Be Gay (Candide) 10. One Song Glory (Rent) 11. Tonight (West Side Story) 12. I'm Still Here (Follies) 13. Waiting for Life (Once on this Island)
A VAGUELY COMPLETE LIST OF THE SONGS Too skinny- "Good Morning Baltimore" Hairspray Too fat- "I Dreamed a Dream" Les Miserables Too White- "Easy as Life" Aida Too Ethnic- "So Much Better" Legally Blonde Too Western- "Sun and Moon" Miss Saigon Too Ethnic- "If I Were A Bell" Guys and Dolls Too Ethnic- "Popular" Wicked Too Edgy- "Still Hurting" The Last Five Years Too Alto-y "Glitter and Be Gay" Candide Too Vagina-y "One Song Glory" Rent Too Old- "Tonight" West Side Story Too Young- "I'm Still Here" Follies Too (So Many Things) "Waiting For My Life to Begin" Once on This Island
Not all performance spaces are created equal. This seems like an open mic or something where the sets aren't the primary focus of the audience and that's ok. Also theatre etiquette can be so stifling sometimes I long for a theatre setting that is more relaxed.
She actually did a pretty good job imitating the voices of a lot of broadway actors famous for playing those roles. She’d be great voice acting an animated version of a lot of these plays.
It made me so happy when people started singing the background parts during Waiting For Life To Begin. Once on this Island is such an under appreciated show
Anything from the Color Purple -too white Tracy Turnblad-too skinny Any role from In the Heights -too white Any role from The Book of Mormon -too female Half of the roles from Annie -too old Most of the roles from Newsies -too female Meg-too soprano Christine-too alto Carlotta-too young
So clever. Great voice. Each page should have been placed in plastic sheets in a 3-ring binder. Then held up and flipped over one-by-one. Would have made for a smoother performance.
I get that it's a bar, but when Ellyn👏Marie👏Marsh👏 is performing, you sit there quietly!! "Don't come for me unless I send for you!" Love you, girl! #OWDPG #ObsessedWithDisappeared
HiMyNameisPeter same, my dream roles are Whizzer from Falsettos, Elder Price from BOM, Elder McKinley in BOM, Javert In Les Mis, Dolokov in NPATGCO1812, and Benny in In The Heights ;-;
I don't understand why a casting director would care, except in the case where it's a core part of the show. It really doesn't matter what the person who popularized the role looked like - it just makes me think, "Oh. You're insecure about your version of the show, so you feel the need to mimic someone else's."
Am i the only one that noticed she held up too white for Glinda (Popular) im like nobody can be to white for Glinda and then she said ethnic and I went "okay...TRUE!!"
+TaylorQ Oh. I guess I wouldn't really know since we did it at my school and no one else had heard of it, and there's only one actual theater nearby that does acting and stuff.
Lin's said he's up for gender-swapped Hamilton characters, but I'm still way too white (and I'd hate to take a role from POC). But oh well, I'm still gonna play Alexander for my daily rendition of "Hamilton: Car Edition"
This is such an amazing idea! Mine would probably be roles for which I am too short, too alto, too skinny, too young... it's not my fault I'm 4'10". XD
Carrie hope fletcher is also a mezzo soprano and she has had loads of roles (especially leads) maybe look at what she done or any vocal arrangements shes done hope this helps
I'm Belgian and I've had to take speech lessons for 2 years just to get rid of my accent a bit so I can play theatre. And there isn't even a very big theatre business in Belgium so I still can't do theatre lol.
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Literally hearing Once on This Island made me want to rip my head off, not because she was singing it, she's great but that was the show we did this year at my school and OH GOD I'm just so over it
“Welcome to the Wivked auditions, what song will you be singing?” Oh, I can’t sing “Oh so you came to be a Hamilton dancer?” I can’t dance “You’re gonna help move the props for Falsettos?” I can’t lift heavy stuff “But you can talk!? Yes, u can try for the priest in Sound Of Music?” I can’t remember things “THEN WHY DID YOU EVEN COME TO THE LES MIS AUDITIONS IF U CANT DO ANYTHING” I CAN SUPPORT Y’ALL
I'm Hispanic and I've played Glinda before. Without a blonde wig too. Honestly nothing should get into the way of the roles u want and no one should be allowed to tell you who you can and can't play based on what you look like. Honestly I'm grateful for Hamilton
t0tally isa although I'll probably never play George Washington in Hamilton being a 16 year old girl who is 5'. I can hit the notes tho but I'll probably never play a part in Hamilton unless they count ashkenazi as non white which they probably shouldn't but whatever ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
So far I've played one of the sisters in Pirates of Penzance which was really fun, and Harry Potter in this play that I wrote for my drama club at my school (long story). I'm against typecasting at all, like when I did Harry Potter again this yeah there was this red headed kid who wanted to play Ron, but he had the worst attitude you'd ever seen (he quit thank god) but he was playing hagrid. Thank god i had an understudy for him and she's the sweetest person ever and a much better actor. So now I have a black girl playing hagrid, which you probably wouldn't expect, but whatever works, especially with how amazing she is! So basically... idk what the moral is it's just a story about my life 😂
Me too skinny to play Tracy turnblad Me also to fat to play everyone else Additionally voice is too low to play anyone but males Problem is that I'm female
Fairly Automatic in my experience, and hers I’m assuming, schools don’t really do shows with actual villains for some asinine reason. If they do they’re usually bit part villains.
i didnt recognize all of them... if someone could make a list for what too white, western, edgy,alto-y, old, young, and (so many things) were, i will love you forever.
I'm late, sorry... so many things is "Waiting for Life" from ONCE ON THIS ISLAND, I recommend listening to LaChanze sing this, Too Alto-y was "Glitter and be Gay" from uh... whoops, I feel like a horrible theatre geek, but I know that Kristin Chenoweth is known for singing it. Too Young is "I'm Still Here" from FOLLIES.
This is too relatable. I’m half black, five feet tall, but I have a very large vocal range and there’s no roles for me. I can sing opera, I’m an alto. No one wants to cast a girl who physically is too small for the cast but has such a large stage presence that she can’t even fit into the background. And that’s been a problem for me since I was 6. My dream roles are Elphaba and Christine, and to an unrealistic extent Alexander Hamilton. But I’m a girl, I’m half black, and I’m 5 feet tall.
I'm 5'-2", so I do feel your pain. I'm too short to play most of the adult roles in shows, but too old to play the younger roles that typically go to those of us in the 5' and change category. Throw in that I'm Asian and can't dance (well) and yeah....
hey everyone who is too alto or too soprano: you can change that to a degree!!! I used to be so soprano like so so soprano. but I purposely started singing alto harmonies and now my range is rad. don't give up yet you can get there!!!!
i somehow get cast as the tenor in every single show i do with a tenor. i did newsies, singing a change in me from beauty and the beast and got cast as davey. i wore a tight skirt and a push up bra just to prove that my boobs were there and i still got cast as davey. i love him and he was so much fun to play (ya girl got to sing seize the day) but i was also asked to wear bandage to cover up my boobs which was fantastic.
i relate to the TOO VAGINA-Y one so much bc i would loooove to play hamilton, laurens, laf/jeff, mulligan/madison, mark, roger, link or any elder and etc
Why do people come to public forums like this to talk, when there are 50,000 bars in NYC without people performing?!?! Additionally there are restaurants, sidewalks, cafes, hotel lobbies, public transpo, or your apartment if you really like things to be free. Though let's be honest, it's probably people she knows sitting in the back right next to her camera.
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**holds up a sign that says "Can't Sing" for all of my dream roles**
Kate McCarthy the truth hurts
Kate McCarthy here's an idea- learn to sing. Do singing excersises daily, get a teacher, go to a class, study, put in the effort and spend the hours
Aint no one gonna get better by sitting on their ass fam
JIM
What A Day To Be Gay **tries to practice whenever I get the chance** **has been working on my voice since I was 3** **still sounds like a dying donkey**
Kate McCarthy same
"Too Alto-y."
Story of my actual fucking life.
Emily Rivera Same here!
Defying Gravity starts “that’s rude”
Lol 😂
Too alto-Y is my life
SAME!!
+Elly Green lol!
Yeah mine too
OML SAME
I always get I'm too in between. I have a dark sounding soprano. No one knows what to do with me
Easily the best part is how her eyes light up when she starts singing.
TotalWeirdo she takes over the room when she sings if I were a bell. I really need the full version of her singing all songs.
1. Good Morning Baltimore (Hairspray)
2. I Dreamed a Dream (Les Mis)
3. Easy as Life (Aida)
4. So Much Better (Legally Blonde)
5. Sun and Moon (Miss Saigon)
6. If I were a Bell (Guys and Dolls)
7. Popular (Wicked)
8. Still Hurting (Last 5 Years)
9. Glitter and Be Gay (Candide)
10. One Song Glory (Rent)
11. Tonight (West Side Story)
12. I'm Still Here (Follies)
13. Waiting for Life (Once on this Island)
sorry but if I I were a bell is from carousel
+MusicCrew41 what the no, its from guys and dolls, im in that musical right now playing sarah brown and she sings that song , its in the script
MusicCrew41 if I loved you is carousel.
You're doing god's work, Sarah. Thank you.
ya but what was the song that wasnt planned??
The audience talking is so annoying
And the guys standing up right in camera range too!
it’s because they’re at a cabaret
@Robert Lee, Countertenor they’re actually from a resturant where singers perform
@@gramps2matt He is probably the waiter - it is a cabaret
Haha I googled "audition songs for altos" and the first page of results all had high Cs. I've accepted that the parts I'll never have are all of them.
Ciara.Chaya yes yes yes,, this is me too. I can never hit the high notes :(
Ciara.Chaya I have the opposite problem, my register goes from Eb3 to C6, and my lower vocals aren't too powerful.
Ciara.Chaya ugh same trying to find suitable uni audition songs was a nightmare
Ciara.Chaya Veronica Sawyer's songs from Heathers might be good for alto
Story of my life
A VAGUELY COMPLETE LIST OF THE SONGS
Too skinny- "Good Morning Baltimore" Hairspray
Too fat- "I Dreamed a Dream" Les Miserables
Too White- "Easy as Life" Aida
Too Ethnic- "So Much Better" Legally Blonde
Too Western- "Sun and Moon" Miss Saigon
Too Ethnic- "If I Were A Bell" Guys and Dolls
Too Ethnic- "Popular" Wicked
Too Edgy- "Still Hurting" The Last Five Years
Too Alto-y "Glitter and Be Gay" Candide
Too Vagina-y "One Song Glory" Rent
Too Old- "Tonight" West Side Story
Too Young- "I'm Still Here" Follies
Too (So Many Things) "Waiting For My Life to Begin" Once on This Island
MiRANDOM too vagina-y is one song glory from rent
Thanks, I'll edit the list accordingly!
Too young was “I’m Still Here” from Follies
THANK YOU
MiRANDOM oo
What a terrible audience. Stop talking!!! Good singer!
Hill m I was so annoyed by the two guys talking in the background.
So have none of you ever been drunk at a bar? This is normal background noise...
Not all performance spaces are created equal. This seems like an open mic or something where the sets aren't the primary focus of the audience and that's ok. Also theatre etiquette can be so stifling sometimes I long for a theatre setting that is more relaxed.
WHY IS THIS ME ON ALL OF MY DREAM ROLES
when she held up the too Alto-y sign I thought I would relate but then she just slayed my entire existence...
She actually did a pretty good job imitating the voices of a lot of broadway actors famous for playing those roles. She’d be great voice acting an animated version of a lot of these plays.
It made me so happy when people started singing the background parts during Waiting For Life To Begin. Once on this Island is such an under appreciated show
I can see her playing Fanny Brice from Funny Girl
Anything from the Color Purple -too white
Tracy Turnblad-too skinny
Any role from In the Heights -too white
Any role from The Book of Mormon
-too female
Half of the roles from Annie
-too old
Most of the roles from Newsies -too female
Meg-too soprano
Christine-too alto
Carlotta-too young
I'm just too bad at singing tbh
Emily Gaddy I can really act either lol. I'm like a theatre nerd but without the talent
That's literally how I describe myself xD
Annabelle Lam SAME
Annabelle Lam Practice.
Annabelle Lam too fucking relatable.
My dream role is Heather Chandler from "Heathers" but I'm too alto-y and too fat
deeda675 you an’t be too alto-y for chandler!
Chandler is literally the Alto of the group, you'll be fine with that!
Sameeeeee!!😂😂
deeda675 my dream role is McNamara but I struggle with her high notes
Did I write this comment lol
anyone else think she kinda looks like colleen ballinger?
Victoria Wallace So true! She acts like it too. She is so freaking nice and funny! After watching this video I had to watch more of her.
Sounds a bit like her too
YES EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
I think people should be saying that *she* looks like Colleen Balenger
Definitely, reminds me more of Rachel though.
So clever. Great voice. Each page should have been placed in plastic sheets in a 3-ring binder. Then held up and flipped over one-by-one. Would have made for a smoother performance.
YES! you're right. i had someone to help me that night and he canceled at the last minute...where were you when i needed a staples run????? xoxo
thelolachannel Fab work!!
Gene Vitale k
Gene Vitale i
it made it comedic so she mightve done it on purpose
I get that it's a bar, but when Ellyn👏Marie👏Marsh👏 is performing, you sit there quietly!! "Don't come for me unless I send for you!" Love you, girl!
#OWDPG #ObsessedWithDisappeared
'Too vagina-y' is me. A thousand percent. One of my biggest dream roles is Rod in Avenue Q. But that's never ever gonna happen.
OMG Same!!
Potterhead Aleyna lol. I walk around my house singing Fantasies Come True way too much.
I want to be Sweeney Todd or Leo from the producers. Too bad I have boobs
HiMyNameisPeter same, my dream roles are Whizzer from Falsettos, Elder Price from BOM, Elder McKinley in BOM, Javert In Les Mis, Dolokov in NPATGCO1812, and Benny in In The Heights ;-;
i always wanted to be Frank N Furter.....
"Too ethnic" is my life, there arent many main roles for black girls.
lol there's even less roles for Asians. I feel.
JenCatTV It's so painfully true though
JenCatTV Omg Ikr. And when there are most are easy to play and don't show off ones abilities. Or racist.
Future Angelica Hamilton
Future Angelica Wait...I just noticed your name omg sorry
I'm a guy so I can't play most of the parts I kinda wanna play
Uncoordinated Randomness I'm a girl so I can't play most the parts I want to play.
Uncoordinated Randomness I'm a girl and all my favorite roles are male characters ;-;
Uncoordinated Randomness opposite problem. The guys have all the best parts
Uncoordinated Randomness who's up for gender-swapped theatre? :D
Uncoordinated Randomness SAME it's just reversed for me
I thought I was too chubby to play Chandler in Heathers but then when I got the part I cried for like twelve days THANK U THEATER GODS
I feel the too white too ethnic thing on a spiritual level. oh my god
Liv Rose I’m mixed and it really do be like that
Sammme
mixed race gang🤙
I don't understand why a casting director would care, except in the case where it's a core part of the show.
It really doesn't matter what the person who popularized the role looked like - it just makes me think, "Oh. You're insecure about your version of the show, so you feel the need to mimic someone else's."
Too Vagina-y and Too Soprano-y are the two that haunt me the most (also Too White but I can live with that)
TimBurtonIsAmazing mine is too ugly
TimBurtonIsAmazing
Omg mood
I’m so jelly I wish I was a sop
For me its too alto-y and feminine
Am i the only one that noticed she held up too white for Glinda (Popular) im like nobody can be to white for Glinda and then she said ethnic and I went "okay...TRUE!!"
Stephanie Noel she held up the wrong sign by accident
yeah i got that now i just thought it was funny
I was really surprised at the last one. Once On This Island is an extremely little-known musical (or at least in my experience)
I disagree. It's a fairly commonly done show in community theatres and it has a popular junior version.
+TaylorQ Oh. I guess I wouldn't really know since we did it at my school and no one else had heard of it, and there's only one actual theater nearby that does acting and stuff.
She has a great comedic face! Reminds me of Carol Burnett.
Oh yes! I totally see that!
Her voice reminds me of Sutton Foster
I see it
HAHAHAHA ain't no cabaret audience like a broadway cabaret audience--immediate chorus, any time, any where.
whoever is talking in the background needs to shut up!
Amandapanda1553 they're supposed to, chill lmao
it’s ok they’re at a cabaret that’s the setting
I love that the entire audience sang the "one small girl" part during waiting for life to begin
Lin's said he's up for gender-swapped Hamilton characters, but I'm still way too white (and I'd hate to take a role from POC). But oh well, I'm still gonna play Alexander for my daily rendition of "Hamilton: Car Edition"
Take a role from a poc? If you're better than someone, it's not taking a role from someone, regardless of race. Stop hating yourself for being white
Whizzer so true
Kali You shouldn't want to be a part of a musical who doesn't want you in it.
I wanna be the first female “Erin” Burr
Whizzer lol understanding casting isn't "hating yourself for being white" what a joke
I love how they started to go into Defying Gravity
TOO EDGY, TOO ALTO-Y, TOOOO RELATABLE.
This woman needs more recognition!!
This woman has such a great voice, it does sound alto-y but I love it. Great talent
This is such an amazing idea! Mine would probably be roles for which I am too short, too alto, too skinny, too young... it's not my fault I'm 4'10". XD
Morgan Ashley Boy do I have a song and show for you
I relate to that on a spiritual level (fellow 4'10" actress!). But hey... "Four-Foot Ten" from A Chorus Line is for us!!!
There is a perfect song for you: Four Foot Ten from A Chorus Line
Same lmao
I love how she ends it with waiting for life
You are RIDICULOUS! So phenomenal!
To any DB's who end up here! Welcome, our queens of DB's always has been and always be amazing and talented AF
Hahahah!
the audience singing the ensemble parts for waiting for life is literally me oh gods
Hahahaha this has made my week, thank you thank you thank you !
I'm a Mezzo-Soprano and all of my dream roles are sopranos 😑
SydTheFangirl OMG! Exactly!!!
PS: I like your profile picture ❤️
Make them see you can do those notes girl! I
Carrie hope fletcher is also a mezzo soprano and she has had loads of roles (especially leads) maybe look at what she done or any vocal arrangements shes done hope this helps
me too
I’m a mezzo too but I’m a mezzo belter Cause I have decided to build vocal strength for more challenging roles I recommend it personally
"Too alto-y" is the story of my life.
I knew that “Once on this Island” would make it in this video 😩❤️
what a hoot
I’ve always wanted to Elle Woods or Tracy Turnblad but I never auditioned because I’m blaaaaack asf lol
I can always just audition for Annie tho! XD
MelanAphrodite a black Elle woods would just be a less sassy motormouth Maybelle. I believe in you on that one
Arianna Sardo she has to be blonde though
alto for life
I'm proud to recognize all these songs!
awesome performer! I like the touch of Glitter and Be Gay that was really funny
thank you!!!! oxo
*Auditions for John Laurens*
Too straight
ʝυѕт мσиιкα YASSAS
Auditions for anyone else:
Too gay
can’t relate
Ive always wanted to be in broadway shows. i can sing... its just the fact that
IM IRISH...
Eadaoin Donaghy once
yeeeoooo
+Eadaoin Dinghy feeling your pain
I relate on such a strong level
I'm Belgian and I've had to take speech lessons for 2 years just to get rid of my accent a bit so I can play theatre. And there isn't even a very big theatre business in Belgium so I still can't do theatre lol.
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Literally hearing Once on This Island made me want to rip my head off, not because she was singing it, she's great but that was the show we did this year at my school and OH GOD I'm just so over it
Me, a classical soprano: * holds up "can't belt" for the entire time *
classical mezzo but SAME.
Belting is genuinely painful for me lmao, I’m glad I’m not the only one 😂
“Welcome to the Wivked auditions, what song will you be singing?”
Oh, I can’t sing
“Oh so you came to be a Hamilton dancer?”
I can’t dance
“You’re gonna help move the props for Falsettos?”
I can’t lift heavy stuff
“But you can talk!? Yes, u can try for the priest in Sound Of Music?”
I can’t remember things
“THEN WHY DID YOU EVEN COME TO THE LES MIS AUDITIONS IF U CANT DO ANYTHING”
I CAN SUPPORT Y’ALL
this completely made my day, i’m in a show and i’m sick
RELATEABLE. The first show I did was guys and Dolls, and j knew nothing about type casting. I auditioned for Sarah Brown.😂
I'm Hispanic and I've played Glinda before. Without a blonde wig too. Honestly nothing should get into the way of the roles u want and no one should be allowed to tell you who you can and can't play based on what you look like. Honestly I'm grateful for Hamilton
t0tally isa although I'll probably never play George Washington in Hamilton being a 16 year old girl who is 5'. I can hit the notes tho but I'll probably never play a part in Hamilton unless they count ashkenazi as non white which they probably shouldn't but whatever ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
So far I've played one of the sisters in Pirates of Penzance which was really fun, and Harry Potter in this play that I wrote for my drama club at my school (long story). I'm against typecasting at all, like when I did Harry Potter again this yeah there was this red headed kid who wanted to play Ron, but he had the worst attitude you'd ever seen (he quit thank god) but he was playing hagrid. Thank god i had an understudy for him and she's the sweetest person ever and a much better actor. So now I have a black girl playing hagrid, which you probably wouldn't expect, but whatever works, especially with how amazing she is! So basically... idk what the moral is it's just a story about my life 😂
You have an amazing voice. I L=love this medley with the cards . Your talent still rings through the comedy
Me too skinny to play Tracy turnblad
Me also to fat to play everyone else
Additionally voice is too low to play anyone but males
Problem is that I'm female
Talia Burrell Some community theatres and school products will cast females in male roles. I've recently been Javert in Les Mis ☺
Oh my god mooood
Same issue
RELATABLE
Oml I just realize I’ve already commented lol
my mom always that my Voice is more aquipt to play Villian roles than main roles. imagine how that works out when it comes to my school musicals 😒
Kim Nichols villain roles are really important, wym?
Fairly Automatic in my experience, and hers I’m assuming, schools don’t really do shows with actual villains for some asinine reason. If they do they’re usually bit part villains.
I love when the crowd starts going "ONE SMALL GIIIIIIIRL"
You are having so much fun with this! I love it. Keep going!
She’s FABULOUS!!!!💖💖💖
it's hard to get parts when you're half asian half white lol
Sayuri Waybright Hamilton. Hamilton is the place for you
Amber Shoffren YES
R e l a t a b l e
Me
BIG MOOD
I LOVE ELLYN
i didnt recognize all of them... if someone could make a list for what too white, western, edgy,alto-y, old, young, and (so many things) were, i will love you forever.
too white- Easy as life -Aida, too edgy- Still Hurting- Last Five Years, too old-Tonight-West Side Story
Too Western was sun and moon from miss saigon
I'm late, sorry... so many things is "Waiting for Life" from ONCE ON THIS ISLAND, I recommend listening to LaChanze sing this, Too Alto-y was "Glitter and be Gay" from uh... whoops, I feel like a horrible theatre geek, but I know that Kristin Chenoweth is known for singing it. Too Young is "I'm Still Here" from FOLLIES.
JoeyPontmercy it's probably completely useless to say this now that three months have passed, but glitter and be gay is from candide!
OH MY GOD. THANK YOU TIFFANY! I made that comment and then made literally no attempt to remember. xD
*holds up a sign that says "Too short and can't sing" for all my dream roles*
Mhmn.
This is too relatable. I’m half black, five feet tall, but I have a very large vocal range and there’s no roles for me. I can sing opera, I’m an alto. No one wants to cast a girl who physically is too small for the cast but has such a large stage presence that she can’t even fit into the background. And that’s been a problem for me since I was 6. My dream roles are Elphaba and Christine, and to an unrealistic extent Alexander Hamilton. But I’m a girl, I’m half black, and I’m 5 feet tall.
You could always play Éponine in Les Mis! Or Sarah in Ragtime?
lin said he’s up for women playing the founding fathers in hamilton - so you do have a chance!
I'm 5'-2", so I do feel your pain. I'm too short to play most of the adult roles in shows, but too old to play the younger roles that typically go to those of us in the 5' and change category. Throw in that I'm Asian and can't dance (well) and yeah....
I love the audience members that sang the “One Small Day” for Timoune!!
The too skinny one is me! I've wanted to play Tracy since I was 4, but I'm super tiny and skinny....
better start eating 😂😂
Lexie Taylor you didn't 😂
Savannah Bryan you are lucky and unlucky lol
Hey don’t give up! My high school got the skinniest girl to play Tracy cause they couldn’t find a bigger girl that had Tracy’s range
If it makes you feel any better I can't play a lot of leads bc I'm too big (but I got Tracy!) 😂
she kind of sounds like sutton foster
David Postlewate she does, kind of. I haven't seen,that show in so long though so I'm not sure
I know right!
Once on this Island awesomeness!
that's insane i saw this video years ago and i was thinking about it yesterday and then it just turned up
Ti Moune is the role everyone wants to play, and only a few people can.
I FREAKING LOVE THIS OMG
She started singing One Song Glory, I felt that in my soul
This is probably the most relatable thing ever
This is criminally underviewed
hey everyone who is too alto or too soprano: you can change that to a degree!!! I used to be so soprano like so so soprano. but I purposely started singing alto harmonies and now my range is rad. don't give up yet you can get there!!!!
Can someone give me a list of what musical each song is from?
i somehow get cast as the tenor in every single show i do with a tenor. i did newsies, singing a change in me from beauty and the beast and got cast as davey. i wore a tight skirt and a push up bra just to prove that my boobs were there and i still got cast as davey. i love him and he was so much fun to play (ya girl got to sing seize the day) but i was also asked to wear bandage to cover up my boobs which was fantastic.
i relate to the TOO VAGINA-Y one so much bc i would loooove to play hamilton, laurens, laf/jeff, mulligan/madison, mark, roger, link or any elder and etc
I can relate to too alto-y on such a high level
i feel the same about One Song Glory!
This is so accurate
OMG THE POPULAR PART
i couldnt tell if she was being serious or just kidding at 3:53
Vittoria Wills yeah it was scary
OMG SAME
The Sarah Brown in my schools production of guys and dolls is Bangladeshi. She was fantastic.
The second one was hilarious! 🤣😭
This is too good
Why do people come to public forums like this to talk, when there are 50,000 bars in NYC without people performing?!?! Additionally there are restaurants, sidewalks, cafes, hotel lobbies, public transpo, or your apartment if you really like things to be free. Though let's be honest, it's probably people she knows sitting in the back right next to her camera.
Quiet please, there's a lady on the stage.
I lost it at Glitter and Be Gay. This whole performance was amazing
The Legally Blonde one hits different after the 2022 Legally Blonde west end casting👛🎊
I don't know any of these plays but she is a great singer