The Most BOTCHED Execution of All Time

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  • Опубликовано: 14 апр 2024
  • #messeduporigins #maryqueenofscots #royalfamily #messeduphistory #history

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  • @nicholasrobson1430
    @nicholasrobson1430 17 дней назад +70297

    The most embarrassing execution in English history.

    • @pierrebuieii3908
      @pierrebuieii3908 17 дней назад +361

      You mean England and of all times

    • @LunaP1
      @LunaP1 17 дней назад +434

      They couldn't be bothered to ask France to send over one of their guillotines?

    • @harryaboud7159
      @harryaboud7159 16 дней назад +208

      Apparently there’s at least 5 other cases throughout English history where it took multiple attempts to kill someone, eg with James Scott it allegedly took about 8 strokes before he was finally executed. Also @LunaP1 it hadn’t been invented yet

    • @katiedanner1
      @katiedanner1 16 дней назад +96

      ​@@LunaP1 it didn't exist yet

    • @kylebelafonte4697
      @kylebelafonte4697 16 дней назад +90

      This was common with an axe, Henry VIII had mercy on Anne Boleyne (to an extent) and chose a sword, but not Catherine Howard where he chose an axe.

  • @pete_nana
    @pete_nana 17 дней назад +55005

    The origin story for the emotional support pet is worse than you’d expect.

    • @benchance8729
      @benchance8729 16 дней назад +197

      👏👏👏👏

    • @sev8608
      @sev8608 16 дней назад +803

      damn, we all have our own stories and hers ended tragically but thats what happens when youre born in the royal court

    • @AdistuffRBX
      @AdistuffRBX 16 дней назад +1182

      @@sev8608she lived better then at least 95% of the people alive at the time, probably more considering the average person at the time was part of a tribe, or a peasant or worker

    • @hawthorn99
      @hawthorn99 15 дней назад +406

      ​@@AdistuffRBXokay what you're insinuating is just backing up the people of that time. Just because she lived better than them means she deserved to die like that????

    • @thomaswillard6267
      @thomaswillard6267 15 дней назад +289

      ​@@hawthorn99Worse yet, his logic is not that she deserved to doe because she was rich. He did not advocate for rebellion, he did not condemn Henry VIII or Elizabeth I.
      Instead, because she was a woman of nobility, it is fine for her to be murdered due a problem caused by Henry's philandering. I guess?
      Correction, the problem was actually the misogyny that predates all of them. Hence why Henry Blueballs became King over his older sister Margaret.

  • @CristianNavia0807
    @CristianNavia0807 10 дней назад +5288

    It would be so humiliating to die like this, that somebody records it somewhere and 500 years later people tell your story as entertainment.

    • @babybellalu
      @babybellalu 6 дней назад +20

      Black mirror does his thing

    • @Human-nig
      @Human-nig 6 дней назад +12

      actually its 437 years later🤓🤓🤓

    • @Boritoman76
      @Boritoman76 5 дней назад +15

      For education actually

    • @Giovanni-dy7tf
      @Giovanni-dy7tf 5 дней назад +7

      I don’t understand do you don’t want this guy to make content anymore cuz some woman died 437 years ago?

    • @Giovanni-dy7tf
      @Giovanni-dy7tf 5 дней назад +1

      You act as if if he didn’t put it in his channel it would change something i just believe u don’t like to hear gruesome history

  • @user-qs6tt3ip2z
    @user-qs6tt3ip2z 6 дней назад +243

    “Why didn’t aliens visit us?”
    The shit aliens saw from their ships 900,000 miles away:

    • @bellatordei3440
      @bellatordei3440 2 дня назад +1

      Why should the aliens care about some incompetent executor...

    • @gohawks3571
      @gohawks3571 День назад +3

      ​@@bellatordei3440Yeah, cause that was the only problem 😁

    • @nukeem647
      @nukeem647 13 часов назад +1

      Only 900000 miles??

  • @gregoryschmidt1233
    @gregoryschmidt1233 13 дней назад +9478

    "Society today is worse than ever!"
    1500's - "Hold my mead."

    • @T4TheTidePod
      @T4TheTidePod 12 дней назад

      Society today is the best it has ever been and anybody that says otherwise is completely and utterly blind to history (and is probably American)

    • @CappadocianRequiem
      @CappadocianRequiem 11 дней назад +205

      Hold my head*

    • @gregoryschmidt1233
      @gregoryschmidt1233 11 дней назад +27

      @@CappadocianRequiem lol

    • @thorthegodofthunder9150
      @thorthegodofthunder9150 11 дней назад +149

      I swear. People who like to act like present time is the worst it's ever been are so full of it.

    • @EIizabethGrace
      @EIizabethGrace 11 дней назад +17

      Potentially literally. I’ve read of several beheadings involving an executioner who had supposedly been previously treated to a trip to the tavern by people less than fond of the condemned.

  • @petewiebe1344
    @petewiebe1344 14 дней назад +8466

    “Nearly headless? How can you be nearly headless?”Sorry.

  • @evilsharkey8954
    @evilsharkey8954 11 дней назад +648

    Honestly, that’s not so bad for Mary, who was probably dead from the first blow. The worst botched executions are the ones that are torturous for the executed.
    Look up Wllie Francis. He was 17 and accused of murdering his boss. The chair wasn’t set up properly, so he got horrible shocks but wasn’t killed. He was able to scream for them to turn it off. They healed his burns, rejected his appeal, and put him on it again. Even when working correctly, an electric chair is a torture device that feels like going through a meat grinder.

    • @HamguyBacon
      @HamguyBacon 9 дней назад +7

      no, she would still be alive.

    • @evilsharkey8954
      @evilsharkey8954 7 дней назад +56

      @@HamguyBaconThe base of the skull is not very strong and holds the part of the brain that controls vital functions. She would definitely be dead from an axe blow strong enough to get stuck in her head.
      She was described as sitting still and quiet for the whole execution. Had she been conscious after the first blow, she would have definitely stirred or screamed.

    • @HamguyBacon
      @HamguyBacon 7 дней назад +12

      @@evilsharkey8954 the first strike didn't hit her neck it her her skull, her body is still alive and she would definitely be alive even though she would be in shock and couldn't think due to an axe in her skull.
      if your brain has an axe in it you can't scream since that requires brain function to send signals to your body.

    • @morak2088
      @morak2088 5 дней назад +27

      ​@@HamguyBacon my head has been hurt with a big rock and cracked open and let me tell you
      It doesn't hurt , just feels off or something
      Now that I think about it , I can't explain that feeling, it's like my brain stopped me from feeling the pain

    • @AbsurdlyQuestionable
      @AbsurdlyQuestionable 5 дней назад +13

      ​@@morak2088
      I can confirm that, it doesn't hurt. I once injured my head with a loose screw on a table, though it's not as severe as morak's. I didn't realize that my head was bleeding until someone freaked out and told me about it.

  • @callamastia
    @callamastia 10 дней назад +306

    that had to be an awful experience for literally everyone involved.

    • @honklongooseneck709
      @honklongooseneck709 6 дней назад +13

      Including the dog

    • @buss1205
      @buss1205 5 дней назад +8

      nah this was peak entertainment back then

    • @MistressHyde
      @MistressHyde 5 дней назад +6

      They probably weren't bothered as they went there to watch a literal execution. People then were much more though compared to nowadays. These were normal to them.

    • @ibraheemshuaib8954
      @ibraheemshuaib8954 3 дня назад +2

      ​@MistressHyde actually they were probably bothered, in fact many places would execute the executioner if they did too gruesome of a job. Unless the specific execution is MEANT to be gruesome, it shouldn't happen.

    • @gummy5862
      @gummy5862 3 дня назад +5

      @@MistressHydeYou’re saying people were tough for being desensitized, but you’re probably one of the first people to jump on violence in movies and games.

  • @6toned
    @6toned 14 дней назад +6088

    Interviewer: "Can you chop firewood?"
    Dude: "Suuuuree...."
    Interviewer: "Hired." 💀

    • @ashotbombila4675
      @ashotbombila4675 13 дней назад +44

      Come on, no one will write a complaint.

    • @MrSkrilla316
      @MrSkrilla316 12 дней назад +15

      Interviewer: "Can you chop firewood?"
      Dude: "Suuuuree...."
      Interviewer: "Then you can chop..."
      Dude: "..."
      Interviewer: "A witch!"
      Everyone: "A witch! Witch! A witch!"

    • @wirasaksana5897
      @wirasaksana5897 12 дней назад +8

      ​@@MrSkrilla316 Dude : "What makes you think she's a witch?"
      Interviewer : "She turned me into a newt!"

    • @nickc7320
      @nickc7320 11 дней назад

      Hahaha dark

    • @Fluffymathman
      @Fluffymathman 10 дней назад +1

      @@wirasaksana5897a fellow man of culture I see

  • @joshymcdaniel9233
    @joshymcdaniel9233 14 дней назад +1847

    Dudes be lying on their resume before resumes were invented 💀

    • @Jess-qk1qh
      @Jess-qk1qh 11 дней назад +12

      He was drunk

    • @videoplayback_
      @videoplayback_ 11 дней назад +5

      ​@@Jess-qk1qhpls don't ruin th joke

    • @Jess-qk1qh
      @Jess-qk1qh 11 дней назад

      @@videoplayback_ what joke?

    • @GenuineA-HOLE
      @GenuineA-HOLE 11 дней назад +1

      @@Jess-qk1qh fr tho ppl think this shi is funny. lackluster sense of humor.

    • @linkfromzelda1002
      @linkfromzelda1002 11 дней назад +1

      @@GenuineA-HOLEEh it’s not funny if it just happened, but since she was a monarch who lost to another monarch 500 years ago, it’s less upsetting.
      After all, Mary did try to have Elizabeth assassinated. I’m not going to pretend that assassination plots and slimy conspiracies weren’t and aren’t commonplace in politics back then and today, but, she sort of had it coming.

  • @markhatton9952
    @markhatton9952 12 дней назад +10

    William Wallace didn’t have the most dignified exit.

  • @kinginsomnia5999
    @kinginsomnia5999 12 дней назад +32

    When he said the wig fell off i was listening to hear they realized it wasn't her 💀

  • @DelphineDenton
    @DelphineDenton 15 дней назад +6090

    This is why Anne Boleyn's request for her execution was that it be performed by a master swordsman. It's very telling that Anne's daughter didn't automatically offer her cousin the same courtesy.

    • @ladyv5655
      @ladyv5655 15 дней назад +370

      Most condemned weren't given such an offer. Anne herself specifically sent the request to the king. She was supposed to have died on May 17th, along with the others condemned with her, but her execution was pushed back 2 days to await the executioner's arrival from Calais.

    • @jwood8769
      @jwood8769 14 дней назад +91

      Uhm she was plotting against her of course she didn’t give her that type of curtsey

    • @alexlehrersh9951
      @alexlehrersh9951 14 дней назад +14

      @@jwood8769 But thewife who cheated to husband with her own brother got that one

    • @nielsdecoene2925
      @nielsdecoene2925 14 дней назад +151

      @@alexlehrersh9951 Anne didn't cheat on Henry with her brother. That was a lie

    • @louisaungko9150
      @louisaungko9150 14 дней назад +202

      ​@@alexlehrersh9951 Anne's case is well-known. I don't understand why you're lagging behind with the make-up stories of Henry, the real cheater who killed his own wife just to marry the mistress legally.
      The most saddest thing was Anne was pursued by Henry from the first place. It's not her who was pursuing Henry. Poor woman.

  • @sally400
    @sally400 17 дней назад +16816

    I grew up in Glasgow. We learned all about Mary in primary school. Somehow most of us 7 year olds handled Mary's beheading without tears but the dog started a roomful of sobbing. Nuns are dark.

    • @MSJpH
      @MSJpH 16 дней назад +83

      Nooooooo😅

    • @Katzztar
      @Katzztar 16 дней назад +158

      There's a story there with that dog that this American hasn't heard.

    • @eliselianaboyd2547
      @eliselianaboyd2547 16 дней назад +16

      ​@@Katzztarsame here

    • @sam1111979
      @sam1111979 15 дней назад +82

      I'm from England, don't remember the dog. But then again if it made Glaswegians cry maybe they changed the curriculum...

    • @lunar_moth777
      @lunar_moth777 14 дней назад +55

      I mean animals are a lot more important than people

  • @someknutsens9638
    @someknutsens9638 8 дней назад +26

    Bud really said "rarely a good time for th person being executed"💀😭💀😭💀😭

  • @peepoclunker4213
    @peepoclunker4213 11 дней назад +1

    Executioner’s wife: “So, how was your day?”

  • @KritmayPachaury
    @KritmayPachaury 12 дней назад +3202

    No phone no social media
    Just people living in the moment

  • @lordgindo2670
    @lordgindo2670 13 дней назад +2534

    It’s mad because her son, James, had the option of coming to get her as Elizabeth offered that to him, he said no and she was executed.

    • @antoniocampos5638
      @antoniocampos5638 12 дней назад +375

      It was likely a test of loyalty.
      Considering context, it's likely he didn't have a significant relationship with his mother.
      The likely outcome of him going to get her was either forced to watch her execution and be on a watch list or even be executed together for treason.

    • @quantasium
      @quantasium 12 дней назад +209

      @@antoniocampos5638Exactly. There was no way Elizabeth was going to allow Mary to live. She is a threat to her reign.

    • @LJBSullivan
      @LJBSullivan 11 дней назад +78

      He probably had no mother son love. The royals usually were only seen by parents for short time periods, they were brought up by staff. They got rid of each other with a kinda of alarming regularity. What happened to those 2 young princes? Why didn't anyone care?

    • @AlexLangerak
      @AlexLangerak 11 дней назад +30

      @@LJBSullivan the princes of the tower's father was already dead though
      Also, Elizabeth herself had her own nanny treated as her mother.

    • @EIizabethGrace
      @EIizabethGrace 11 дней назад +28

      @@LJBSullivan People definitely did care about the princes in the tower, though. It also wasn’t at all a given that children wouldn’t spend plenty of time with their parents growing up. Not everyone was just sent away the way Elizabeth or Mary were (for very different reasons). As for James, I guess we’ll never know how Mary would have raised him had she been allowed to see him at all past the age of 1.

  • @filipevieira7165
    @filipevieira7165 11 дней назад +9

    That's what they call "insult to injury"

  • @NonstopIZZO
    @NonstopIZZO 12 дней назад +12

    The fact that I knew this from an anime about superhuman gay men who fight a 100 year old vengeful vampire is crazy.

  • @Emerald_Forge
    @Emerald_Forge 14 дней назад +759

    They couldn't get a professional for something so public 😭

    • @d3xtny_
      @d3xtny_ 13 дней назад +11

      FR😭😭

    • @Shoteaux2
      @Shoteaux2 12 дней назад +31

      this guy really failed 2 times at an still target

    • @Tenebrousable
      @Tenebrousable 12 дней назад +3

      Real practicing opportunities are quite rare, you know? Chopping wood, might not quite prepare you for the emotional impact of the real situation.

    • @DukeoftheAges
      @DukeoftheAges 12 дней назад +1

      He might very been drunk

    • @DaboiYessir
      @DaboiYessir 12 дней назад +13

      Actually there was 2 executioners but about 12 days before her execution the professional had to go attend a funeral ironic right and would be away for 2 weeks and his apprentice had to do it and that they didnt mention is that the axe he used was dull and tried sharpening it after hitting her head making people say he was cruel and to get get it over with others did tell him to keep going and let her suffer but the queen said to kill her

  • @b-1battledroid674
    @b-1battledroid674 13 дней назад +345

    "How was your first day at work my dear?"
    "I don't want to talk about it"

  • @TisMePyper.S
    @TisMePyper.S 10 дней назад +5

    Margaret Pole had it way worse as well. Dragged to the block, chased with the axe, held down and then 11 whacks to do the job.

    • @melodyclark1944
      @melodyclark1944 5 дней назад +1

      Salisbury so sad

    • @user-dd5zw6tw4r
      @user-dd5zw6tw4r День назад

      What the
      I gotta read up on that . Just wow

    • @madisonbunten3082
      @madisonbunten3082 18 часов назад

      These were the comments I was looking for. There were far worse executions from that time period. Wasn't it Lady Salisbury who basically had her shoulder partially severed and several blows landed on her back or shoulders before she died.

  • @devilopment3291
    @devilopment3291 12 дней назад +2

    one worst of the worst execution
    when it's done by the worst executioner (clumsy, unskilled)

  • @maytalacedo20
    @maytalacedo20 16 дней назад +7582

    that's horrifying for a dog to witness their owner go through that.

    • @dshe8637
      @dshe8637 16 дней назад +303

      That's what you took from this 😂

    • @monraie
      @monraie 16 дней назад

      ​@@dshe8637😂😂😂 fuqqing people!

    • @luft9235
      @luft9235 16 дней назад +225

      imagine how the owner felt

    • @harold1009
      @harold1009 15 дней назад +18

      ​@dshe8637 ikr 😂

    • @ot00s1cko
      @ot00s1cko 15 дней назад +45

      Tbf idk if the really understood what happened but was just stressed from all the commotion

  • @Leno323
    @Leno323 13 дней назад +196

    I think the most botched and gruesome execution of all time was Lady Margaret Pole - the last Plantagenet Princess and the last York heir to the English throne. She was aunt to the very evil King Henry VIII. She was in her 60’s & the executioner chased her around the scaffolding with the axe as she screamed and begged for her life. He hacked away at her until she he’d killed her. I believe he hacked her 8 or 9 times. So sick and evil. 💔

    • @ender_vibes591
      @ender_vibes591 8 дней назад +23

      11 botched strikes, but I agree with you.

    • @wolfie_the_wolf142
      @wolfie_the_wolf142 8 дней назад +1

      oof

    • @Asad-vq7pk
      @Asad-vq7pk 7 дней назад +4

      I know it's bad but I am seeing lady Margaret as chicken running in crowd and executioner as a butcher behind her

    • @Fundanius
      @Fundanius 7 дней назад +13

      Margaret is my 17th great-grandmother, which I know in retrospect is not worth much but nonetheless the story of her execution will always be chilling. Her life, as the daughter of the Duke of Clarence, was also an especially sad one, living through the execution of her son Henry (my 16th great-grandfather) in 1539.

    • @headhunter1945
      @headhunter1945 7 дней назад +5

      If you think this is the worst medieval execution you have a lot to learn about medieval execution methods. Just look up on wikipedia what drawing and quartering or breaking at the wheel typically involved, not to mention the classic being burned at the stake. A botched beheading like that is a picnic in comparison.

  • @C0TT0N69
    @C0TT0N69 5 дней назад +1

    Little do they know that’s the same queen Elizabeth that we had around to day

  • @denis3208
    @denis3208 10 дней назад +1

    - And that is why you don't drink on your job children. 😂

  • @kath7075
    @kath7075 13 дней назад +836

    Okay, but I actually made myself an expert on all things Queen Mary so I’m excited to see a post about her! Another thing worth noting about how her execution went so horribly is because the axe wasn’t sharpened. Traditionally, if you were a noble person being executed, a family member would make sure or pay for the axe to be cleaned and sharpened. Unfortunately it was her cousin executing her so she didn’t really care whether the axe was sharpened or not. Another “fun” fact is Mary was reciting prayers the entire time so when her head was off her body and the executioner held it up for everyone to see, her mouth was still moving. Thanks for listening to my history lesson, bye!

    • @chainmailunderwear
      @chainmailunderwear 12 дней назад +114

      Thank you for the deeply troubling history lesson 😐

    • @phillipkirby502
      @phillipkirby502 11 дней назад +3

      Lol

    • @lemonadeinmyveins9078
      @lemonadeinmyveins9078 11 дней назад +9

      I doubt it so much that the head was still moving lol no way you believe it

    • @Boofy_Gastard
      @Boofy_Gastard 11 дней назад +86

      @@lemonadeinmyveins9078 Very possible, not the only time it has happened. Pretty sure there were similar stories from the French Revolution...?

    • @souldancersbyjennifer
      @souldancersbyjennifer 11 дней назад +95

      ​@@lemonadeinmyveins9078much of our nerves and muscles still retained function at least for a few more seconds if not minutes when severed/killed.
      It's like the led indicator that didn't go off immediately when you turn off the power

  • @MP-jg4xb
    @MP-jg4xb 13 дней назад +73

    Humans are just so nice to each other 🥰

    • @zartashkhan6216
      @zartashkhan6216 9 дней назад

      You act like animals are any better

    • @importantsomeone153
      @importantsomeone153 9 дней назад

      thats humanity still u will find christians and muslims trying to kill hindus and jews

    • @babyt556
      @babyt556 8 дней назад +2

      Well apparently it seems like humans still do this in as it’s permitted by some religions to execute those who don’t conform and it’s suppose to happen again for those who don’t conform to the antichrist or the antichrist system. So yea it’s sickening for sure and I never understood people who went to watch executions either

    • @perkshaven
      @perkshaven 2 дня назад

      ​@@babyt556.

  • @thebatmanofneo-gotham5667
    @thebatmanofneo-gotham5667 10 дней назад +43

    Bro, this moment in history just screams "Family Guy" cutaway gag all over it.

  • @lenseay7645
    @lenseay7645 12 дней назад +1

    Poor little fella prolly just disliked the sudden change of smell under there 😬

  • @ThatJohnKillion1970
    @ThatJohnKillion1970 15 дней назад +360

    At this point, it's a Monty Python sketch.

    • @erikrungemadsen2081
      @erikrungemadsen2081 12 дней назад +16

      A Danish executioner used 6 strikes to decapitate a woman, she was still screaming after the 4th strike, and rattling and moving on the 5th strike, after the 6th strike, The enraged mob looking on, tore the executioner apart.

    • @supersp9450
      @supersp9450 12 дней назад +8

      'Tis but a scratch.

    • @CaptainNoFace
      @CaptainNoFace 12 дней назад +6

      "Are you Mary Queen of Scots?"
      "I am"
      *Violence begins*
      "I think She's dead"
      "No I'm not"
      *Violence Continues*
      "And now Radio 4 will explode"

    • @heraadrian7764
      @heraadrian7764 12 дней назад

      Well the Dutch ate the Prime minister and his brother so this is basic black humour by comparison.

    • @senatorstevenarmstrong9821
      @senatorstevenarmstrong9821 12 дней назад +1

      “Bring out your dead”

  • @cacklebabygg6156
    @cacklebabygg6156 17 дней назад +1421

    Nearly headless nick disagrees about that being the most botched execution

  • @Anaa646
    @Anaa646 11 дней назад +1

    Oh my God..... That is a wild way to go out

  • @JoseTorres-ry9qe
    @JoseTorres-ry9qe 11 дней назад +4

    Bro that sounds like an actual comedy skit

  • @elvenkind6072
    @elvenkind6072 17 дней назад +766

    To finish the story: The lapdog of Mary, Queen of Scotts, later died of sorrow. As historian Simon Schama describes: "The first, but not the last to mourn the Queen". Her son: King James, outlived the gunpowder plot, after probably being wise to history, of his own father almsot being blown up, only to be strangled outside the building meant to be blown up.
    King James gave name to the most popular bible translation among protestants, despite his mother being a Catholic martyr and his wife being a Catholic, and one might one think what kind of religion he felt the most close to his own heart.

    • @purplemist7
      @purplemist7 17 дней назад

      Since this is apparently not common knowledge, Catholics are Christians, hence both Catholics and Protestants are part of the same religion known as Christianity (even if they go to different churches).

    • @eoghan-uk9yi
      @eoghan-uk9yi 15 дней назад +32

      James was estranged from his mother for most of his formative years and was tutored by George Buchanan, a staunch Presbyterian.
      You have to bear in mind, Mary had her husband (James' father) murdered.
      I don't think he cared much for his mother or her faith.

    • @harold1009
      @harold1009 15 дней назад +12

      Queen Mary is not a Catholic martyr

    • @thomaswillard6267
      @thomaswillard6267 15 дней назад

      ​@@harold1009Yes she was?
      She was literally killed due to her religion, and was Catholic.
      I think you got confused with 'Catholic Martyr' which is a capitonym for 'Catholic martyr' that refers to a Martyr recognized by Catholicism vs someone who just is a martyr and Catholic.
      Like we could call you a 'dumbass', and that is different than a 'Dumb Ass'.
      Language is fun

    • @thomaswillard6267
      @thomaswillard6267 15 дней назад +14

      ​@@eoghan-uk9yiThis is quite a way to phrase it.
      Notably even the English failed to reach a conclusion as to Mary's role in the murder of Danley. And Mary was arrested when James was 1, after which she wasn't allowed to communicate with him. Elizabeth disallowed Mary contact with James.

  • @glendaeden2501
    @glendaeden2501 16 дней назад +190

    Margaret Pole’s execution was even more horrendous under Henry VIII

    • @ura9390
      @ura9390 13 дней назад

      just looked that up due to your post, bloody hell, what a ghastly scene. How on earth that plank ended up being the executioner is anyone's guess, other than perhaps noone wanted to do it as she had some support and sympathy and this degenerate oaf took the job for the money

    • @harrietrose4718
      @harrietrose4718 13 дней назад +9

      Exactly I was waiting for somone to mention Margaret, she had the worst one

    • @SEBookGirlie
      @SEBookGirlie 13 дней назад +6

      I knew I wouldn't have to scroll down too far for this one.. that was horrific.

    • @kiarabanks9629
      @kiarabanks9629 13 дней назад +5

      ​@@SEBookGirlie what happened to her?

    • @ad7618
      @ad7618 13 дней назад

      ​@@SEBookGirliecontext?

  • @eddietowers5595
    @eddietowers5595 12 дней назад +1

    Executioner: “It’s my first day. Es mi primer dia. c'est mon premier jour.”
    -Homer Simpson

  • @MrMikedeel
    @MrMikedeel 11 часов назад +1

    Clearly, he had no pride in his work.

  • @jordannickerson7675
    @jordannickerson7675 17 дней назад +371

    Brazen Bull might have something to say about this being the worst execution. I mean dude who invented it got shoved in for a mere demonstration

    • @TitularHeroine
      @TitularHeroine 17 дней назад +9

      Truly disturbing reading

    • @queenquinnva
      @queenquinnva 17 дней назад +75

      The title is botched not worst. Many worst forms of execution than beheading and the Brazen Bull is definitely one of them.

    • @joelangford4975
      @joelangford4975 15 дней назад +10

      I think I remember reading the worst form of torture in response to something they didn't like you doing was feeding you milk and honey and watching the bugs eat you from outside in for days,weeks.

    • @ahmadnaser8172
      @ahmadnaser8172 15 дней назад

      @@joelangford4975that one is a bit too fancy with no historical record to back it up… it is useless aswell… first the boat could go ashore or he could break it and free himself .. he could be freed by friends waiting for his boat there is no physiological effect on people cause the boat will just go away and that is what is the aim of public execution .. there can be many worse things like being boiled alive so I doubt that thing was real

    • @AnnoyedJumpingSpider-bv6ql
      @AnnoyedJumpingSpider-bv6ql 15 дней назад +11

      ​@@queenquinnvaI mean it was kinda botched he was pulled out why he was still alive after being severely burned and I think thrown off a cliff or something? Because even the guy who threw him in their was disturbed by the screams I said I think I don't remember 100% of it ik he was alive when he was pulled out midway through being burned to death but I don't remember all of it

  • @davidbennett4748
    @davidbennett4748 13 дней назад +126

    Oh my heart broke hearing about the dog. How tragic.

    • @ushiki2212
      @ushiki2212 8 дней назад +8

      yeahh, lets not think about the human that cruely had their life taken from them. Nah... lets just be sad over a dog which was given emotional damage.
      Humans and their misplaced empathy.

    • @Sam-fn6on
      @Sam-fn6on 8 дней назад +15

      @@ushiki2212i mean she did agree to kill her own cousin , elizabeth I , numerous times and so its not like she was completely innocent or anything

    • @TheAbbeyoftheEveryman
      @TheAbbeyoftheEveryman 8 дней назад

      @@ushiki2212idgaf about some blue blooded “royalty”

    • @davidbennett4748
      @davidbennett4748 8 дней назад +12

      I mean regardless, that dog had no concept of royal treason or the fact that Mary raised an army to try to do so, all the dog knew was their owner. Dogs are very loyal and seeing his/her owner laying dead would be a horrific sight even if the dog may not completely understand fully what had happened the owner is still unresponsive. And sure the dog probably forgot all about it later on (if the story of the dog dying of heartbreak isn't true) but still give the damn dog some sympathy lol!

    • @davidbennett4748
      @davidbennett4748 8 дней назад +3

      @@ushiki2212 also if you watch a documentary or read any information about Mary you kind of will realize she had it coming.

  • @jcanfieldschatz
    @jcanfieldschatz 21 час назад +1

    I was just reading up on British history and there were multiple times that an executioner (usually new to the job) would botch the job. What a terrible way to go.

  • @RobotX2311
    @RobotX2311 11 дней назад +1

    Wife: how was your day at work
    Executioner: It wasn't the best

  • @MsKwaiChang
    @MsKwaiChang 12 дней назад +20

    That dog probably scared the hell out of everyone.

  • @harleyquinn5774
    @harleyquinn5774 17 дней назад +181

    Margaret (Plantagenet) Pole was another terrible “public” execution.

    • @Chesh89
      @Chesh89 14 дней назад +3

      Thank you! Came here to talk about her too.

    • @MG-kw1kb
      @MG-kw1kb 14 дней назад

      See, even back then women got stiffed -- the executioner gave a half'assed effort with a wonky axe --- then stripped her wig off of her lifeless, partly bald, grey AF mellon & probably Let it Roll off the stage so the town's kids could play soccer with it...

    • @ciaranofarrell4010
      @ciaranofarrell4010 14 дней назад +2

      Indeed😔

    • @Angl0sax0nknight
      @Angl0sax0nknight 12 дней назад +2

      She is a tragic figure in Tudor times. Saw her father killed, her Uncle and grandfather killed (not personally) then to live through Henry Viii time just to be butchered for the “crimes” of her son.

    • @Chesh89
      @Chesh89 12 дней назад

      @@Angl0sax0nknight not to mention her poor brother too. She was plagued by tragedy before she met her own horrific end. Truly a strong woman.

  • @dewaynesmith1718
    @dewaynesmith1718 4 дня назад +1

    Margaret pole had the worst. She was chased all across the platform. Was so gruesome that the catholic church deemed her a martyr

  • @darylnicholas4601
    @darylnicholas4601 10 дней назад +10

    😳Damn, that’s some Monty Python shit there.

  • @alexjewett7455
    @alexjewett7455 17 дней назад +59

    I don't think I have the words to properly express how I feel about this. Also, poor dog.

    • @theBestDogEver921
      @theBestDogEver921 14 дней назад

      😮

    • @heraadrian7764
      @heraadrian7764 9 дней назад

      I thank you for having the sane order in reactions not like the rest I see here.

  • @P-C-Principle
    @P-C-Principle 14 дней назад +24

    This wasn't the exception to executions in the old days but the norm. Most of the time the beheading took more than one swing. Unlike the movies

  • @nehalvarma7733
    @nehalvarma7733 11 дней назад +3

    why my eyes are filled with tears after listening to this😭

    • @ess_.4486
      @ess_.4486 3 дня назад

      U probably soft asf

  • @racingneko
    @racingneko 12 дней назад +2

    Executioner if he was in 21st century: Whoopsie, I'm such a scorpio, my bad

  • @nunyabiznes33
    @nunyabiznes33 15 дней назад +67

    I remember reading that people were even asking if they had the authority to execute a monarch.

    • @sirstephen9825
      @sirstephen9825 13 дней назад +9

      A reigning monarch would have the power to pardon themselves. It didn't help Charles I or Louis XVI.

    • @InfinityOnGoing
      @InfinityOnGoing 12 дней назад +4

      @@sirstephen9825really didn’t 😭

  • @ahashtonwoodlin5194
    @ahashtonwoodlin5194 14 дней назад +33

    Bringing your dog to an execution is wild

  • @jdamoormartinirossi791
    @jdamoormartinirossi791 4 дня назад +1

    Dude had 1 job. GeeZus christ 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @CalypsoTsuki
    @CalypsoTsuki 23 минуты назад

    “Oh F*** I messed up”
    “Time to redo it again, 78 times after” 💀

  • @elvenkind6072
    @elvenkind6072 13 дней назад +17

    Thomas Cromwell, during King Henry 8th, had, by some accounts, a much, much worse execution, where the executioner had gotten drunk the night before the morning of the execution, and the blade of the axe first landed into his back, not the back of the head as with Mary, Queen of Scots.

  • @boyinblue.
    @boyinblue. 15 дней назад +52

    Lady Jane grey will always get me, that poor girl didn't deserve that.

    • @alexlehrersh9951
      @alexlehrersh9951 14 дней назад +1

      Didnt she treid to rob the throne

    • @Theonewholeftitallbehindlol
      @Theonewholeftitallbehindlol 13 дней назад +1

      @@alexlehrersh9951parliament basically gave her the throne it was cut short it was meant to be her heirs but edward was dying so they gave it to her with no preparations she was then imprisoned and killed later because her father was making major contreversy I think war

  • @adriangenera4514
    @adriangenera4514 3 дня назад +1

    Damn queen Elizabeth been around since 1500😂😂😂

  • @FuzzyFoot58
    @FuzzyFoot58 12 дней назад

    Even more disturbing is the fact that you are still awake and can see, hear, smell and think for up to two minutes after being beheaded.
    She experienced all of this until her brain died from oxygen deprival.

    • @lightborn9071
      @lightborn9071 6 дней назад

      That was what I was thinking. Such humilation.

    • @FuzzyFoot58
      @FuzzyFoot58 6 дней назад

      @@lightborn9071 Not so much humiliation as absolute horrorshow.

  • @georgia3043
    @georgia3043 17 дней назад +3466

    I can't imagine how painful that was for Mary and her beloved poor dog (which was believed to either be a skye terrier or Scottish terrier )
    Edit: Please be aware of the comments in this post, i apologise in advance

    • @pizzamad3334
      @pizzamad3334 14 дней назад +38

      Animals go through it daily in the name of halal... Barbaric.

    • @KingBarney
      @KingBarney 14 дней назад

      ​@@pizzamad3334Bro gets his information from Instagram slides

    • @awssaleh8730
      @awssaleh8730 14 дней назад

      @@pizzamad3334 What does this have to do with halal meat ? if you are not vegan , you kill animals to eat them as well . stop acting like you are better then us .

    • @RationRocket
      @RationRocket 14 дней назад

      Bruh 😂​@@pizzamad3334

    • @martin4120
      @martin4120 14 дней назад +123

      ​@@pizzamad3334WTF are you talking about? Halal is supposed to be a kind way of slaughtering animals.

  • @mcbarca
    @mcbarca 17 дней назад +452

    Bro was like oops sorry
    Sh*t I'm definitely getting fired
    She was wearing a wig? 😭
    Bruh wa da dawg doing.

    • @hoppy78
      @hoppy78 14 дней назад +33

      “Do I have to do the dog now too?”😭😭

    • @oralebonafide9720
      @oralebonafide9720 14 дней назад +9

      Nahhhh this exactly how it went down oml 💀😭😭

    • @TheDramacist
      @TheDramacist 14 дней назад +5

      Can I have this dawg?

    • @jeslinmx22
      @jeslinmx22 14 дней назад +3

      Man knew he was next on the chopping block...and I don't mean retrenchment.

    • @mcbarca
      @mcbarca 14 дней назад

      @@TheDramacist wish granted

  • @normalsteel1613
    @normalsteel1613 12 дней назад +1

    Eastern executioners : "Unprofessional. Lousy work ethic."

  • @lotkf1
    @lotkf1 12 дней назад +19

    Moral of the story: don't be drunk at work

  • @pastpatour
    @pastpatour 17 дней назад +412

    No one deserves such agony but Mary really did some atrocities, it's not like she was just a tragic victim

    • @LilithsCosmicLounge
      @LilithsCosmicLounge 17 дней назад +17

      What did she do?

    • @frenkieamanfo6022
      @frenkieamanfo6022 17 дней назад

      ​@@LilithsCosmicLounge he executed thousands of protestants to make england catholic

    • @nolanbrett204
      @nolanbrett204 17 дней назад +97

      ​@@LilithsCosmicLoungeshe tried to retake the English throne from Elizabeth since Mary was the eldest, in response to the atrocious acts against her people and the Catholics, she remade those atrocities to the protestants and Elizabeth, taking an eye for an eye to a really high level...

    • @MWatcher69
      @MWatcher69 17 дней назад +15

      Agony? She died on the first swing I doubt she even felt it

    • @user-eo4ed3oo9m
      @user-eo4ed3oo9m 17 дней назад +166

      @@nolanbrett204 I think you're confusing Mary Queen of Scots(The one mentioned in the video and Elizabeth's cousin) and Queen Mary Tudor(Bloody Mary), which is Elizabeth's older sister.

  • @randomyoutubewatcher23
    @randomyoutubewatcher23 9 дней назад +1

    "Thats not how my wig goes "

  • @Shinobi33
    @Shinobi33 2 дня назад

    Holy hell. She might not even have been guilty of the charges.

  • @edits_by_juna
    @edits_by_juna 17 дней назад +724

    I’m just sad for the dog

  • @robertjohnston-mp5im
    @robertjohnston-mp5im 17 дней назад +18

    That entire debacle sounds like a Monty Python sketch!

  • @arickbeaird1514
    @arickbeaird1514 День назад

    I just imagine the crowd standing in horror as the executioner is just like “ah shoot, sorry I am a little rusty”

  • @karpabla
    @karpabla 9 часов назад

    "Most botched beheading"
    Mexican narcos: "Hold this head"

  • @Dawgside
    @Dawgside 13 дней назад +11

    Last beheading in Denmark was similar because the executioner and the "pack" (rakkerpak) went drinking heavily the night before ... hitting him 2-3 times in the shoulder first before he was beheaded.
    Crowd didnt like that at all ...

  • @bruhbun
    @bruhbun 14 дней назад +70

    You know Elizabeth slipped a couple extra shillings to the headsman and told him, to "Oi, ave a couple a pints on me, before the execution, you know? To steady the hand and guide one's axe true. We wouldn't want a sloppy toppen now would we? 😉"

    • @michaelmurphy2149
      @michaelmurphy2149 12 дней назад +4

      What an absolutely underrated comment! It most definitely needs more likes, mate!

  • @adriansoriano4902
    @adriansoriano4902 9 дней назад +2

    No wonder why they called her bloody Mary her execution must have been a mess

  • @againstthegrain3664
    @againstthegrain3664 12 дней назад +1

    And i thought i had a bad day at work yesterday with all the paperwork i had.

  • @joshuabrandmire5709
    @joshuabrandmire5709 13 дней назад +50

    Queen Jane of England had a bad time, too.

  • @user-nn6qc2tc1v
    @user-nn6qc2tc1v 15 дней назад +72

    Let us forever ignore why she would have a small dog under her dress on her way to be executed.

    • @VoidVintage
      @VoidVintage 14 дней назад

      Hey diddle diddle with your doggy in the middle

    • @V1NL0
      @V1NL0 14 дней назад +4

      Why was that? Do you know more to the story you want to share? However, Logic would dictate that she would do so for comfort and courage in her perilous and grievous fate.

    • @littlefishbigmountain
      @littlefishbigmountain 13 дней назад

      @@V1NL0
      She’d also risk her dog getting killed??

    • @pandibbarman
      @pandibbarman 13 дней назад +3

      The dog was in her dress not in her neck ​@@littlefishbigmountain

    • @littlefishbigmountain
      @littlefishbigmountain 13 дней назад +3

      @@pandibbarman
      If an angry mob is brutally murdering you, don’t assume they’re gonna spare you’re dog…

  • @Steve-jz1rh
    @Steve-jz1rh 11 дней назад +1

    Hate when that happens.

  • @sarahpaty6108
    @sarahpaty6108 7 дней назад

    From what I’ve heard from other RUclipsrs discussing this, what seems like, popular topic in media is that none of this information is for certain and there have been varying accounts of the incident

  • @jojokeane
    @jojokeane 14 дней назад +46

    She felt all that pain including her head hitting the floor. She likely even heard her dog. She didn't deserve any of it. Her real crime was to try to get away from her cousin who had imprisoned her.

    • @josephiorio7376
      @josephiorio7376 12 дней назад +5

      Ain’t no way she felt anything after the first botched axe swing lmao

    • @clothbooster
      @clothbooster 12 дней назад

      Are you on crack?

    • @Cryodrakon2
      @Cryodrakon2 12 дней назад +5

      ​@@josephiorio7376a decapitated head can stay conscious for 6 seconds (I think).

    • @AxtAxc
      @AxtAxc 12 дней назад

      I thinks it's more like 24 or 25 not sure either 😅​@@Cryodrakon2

    • @LordButtsauce
      @LordButtsauce 12 дней назад +1

      ​@@Cryodrakon2sure, but the first swing went straight into her head. most likely she was dead as soon as it went in.

  • @asteroidcatcher7701
    @asteroidcatcher7701 13 дней назад +12

    Oh man, I remember when that happened. It was crazy.

    • @JimmyVermeer
      @JimmyVermeer 8 дней назад +3

      I personally don't remember much from before I turned negative 300.

  • @ElwinJoby
    @ElwinJoby 9 дней назад +1

    "Father in gay castle"💀

  • @HouseOfHam
    @HouseOfHam 16 дней назад +58

    It was customary for the person being executed to pay the executioner so they'd be more careful and this type of "accident" would not happen.

    • @annabelconstantine1241
      @annabelconstantine1241 13 дней назад +9

      Wow can u imagine paying for your own execution.

    • @leonb2637
      @leonb2637 11 дней назад +2

      @@annabelconstantine1241 Allegedly that happens in PRC.

    • @annabelconstantine1241
      @annabelconstantine1241 11 дней назад

      @@leonb2637 what prc stand for? 👀👀

    • @leonb2637
      @leonb2637 11 дней назад +2

      @@annabelconstantine1241 Peoples Republic of China

  • @urbangoose001
    @urbangoose001 13 дней назад +27

    The best novel I've read of Queen Mary of Scott's is from the point of view of the female jester. It's called "The Queen's Own Fool" by Jane Yolen.

  • @smileysatanson3404
    @smileysatanson3404 9 дней назад

    Executioner: fuck it, im taking my day off

  • @PFX.
    @PFX. 5 дней назад +1

    GCSE History Students:
    I know

  • @alicegraham1571
    @alicegraham1571 16 дней назад +14

    Mary's ghost is going to be demanding her money back from the execution.

  • @timothythompson4144
    @timothythompson4144 15 дней назад +15

    You think you're having a bad day at work. That executioner definitely had a talking too.

  • @wassimboumezoued6877
    @wassimboumezoued6877 День назад

    The dog got that "heavenly pleasure" moment💀💀💀💀

  • @kamaboko1
    @kamaboko1 11 дней назад +1

    I was expecting the narrator to say the executioner hit the arm of the guy holding her head. LOL

  • @meekd53
    @meekd53 17 дней назад +35

    Sheesh...talking bout a bad day 😮

    • @shieldwolf65
      @shieldwolf65 16 дней назад +2

      Definitely a bad hair day anyway.

  • @matbrownie2797
    @matbrownie2797 14 дней назад +18

    All the while Tarkus and Bruford throught they had been sacrificed for Mary. They were done dirty

    • @thegasmaskguy613
      @thegasmaskguy613 14 дней назад +3

      This is what i came here for!

    • @matbrownie2797
      @matbrownie2797 13 дней назад +3

      @@thegasmaskguy613 ah, I see you are a man of culture as well

    • @Meme_man..
      @Meme_man.. 13 дней назад +2

      Finally, the comment i was looking for

    • @YourScarletWorld
      @YourScarletWorld 11 дней назад +1

      ​@@thegasmaskguy613 Same

    • @agamab09
      @agamab09 11 дней назад

      JoJo reference or real people?

  • @YourManifoldWorld
    @YourManifoldWorld 10 дней назад +1

    "It is but a flesh wound!"

  • @mhc706
    @mhc706 4 часа назад

    I have heard that the worst executioner was picked on purpose to make the message loud and clear.

  • @Fox101st
    @Fox101st 14 дней назад +5

    Damn, the barber fucked up

  • @Monkey-biz
    @Monkey-biz 14 дней назад +23

    It breaks my heart knowing she had her puppy with her until the end. It actually makes my blood boil.

    • @Lymbe06
      @Lymbe06 12 дней назад +2

      You missed the chance to say "my blood Boylen."

    • @kensaimage
      @kensaimage 7 дней назад

      1500s in a nutshell

  • @ik2476
    @ik2476 4 дня назад

    You just know there was the boss guy angrily saying to the executioner; “Do something you idiot, or it’ll be your head next!”

  • @user-hm7hz8uc9c
    @user-hm7hz8uc9c 10 дней назад

    Most aristocrats shaved their heads because of lice/fleas. As long as her brain was getting blood, she was still conscious. They say she continued moving her lips after her head was removed. It takes the brain four to ten minutes to quit functioning after death. She also wore a red petticoat as a protest. I don't remember why.

  • @zacharybinx5443
    @zacharybinx5443 13 дней назад +23

    Makes you wonder if they just made all of that up just to humiliate her further.

  • @deenell9039
    @deenell9039 6 дней назад

    Social media ain't got nothing on word of mouth.