Kinkshaming My Best Friend's Dad (w/ Sarah Schauer) | Perfect Person Ep. 39

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  • Опубликовано: 4 апр 2023
  • Sarah Schauer joins the show to shed perfect wisdom on a sausage prankster, being bullied by a 70 year old, sobriety, and what to do with a BFF's kinky dad.
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Комментарии • 224

  • @PerfectPerson
    @PerfectPerson  Год назад +7

    Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at shopify.com/perfectperson

  • @AuthenticApathy
    @AuthenticApathy Год назад +501

    I knew in my heart of hearts that Sarah Schauer would appear on this show one day

    • @v1nnys
      @v1nnys Год назад +2

      !!!!!! This

  • @megmcf14
    @megmcf14 Год назад +200

    "here's a pepsi max, your dad's into feet" i need to stop listening to this at work i'm wheezing

  • @eloo.aquamarine2624
    @eloo.aquamarine2624 Год назад +119

    "I have a DAUGHTER, her name is LAUREN" Had me CACKLING

    • @spaceylol
      @spaceylol Год назад

      I WAS SO CAUGHT OFF GUARD

  • @mgad23
    @mgad23 Год назад +286

    I am 3 years sober and talking about AA and hearing someone as young as I am talking about being sober was SUPER cool to me! I love younger people becoming sober because I remember how alone I felt in the process when I told people I was getting help so KEEP IT UP, Sarah! You rock (and I love you Miles!)

    • @harpurr53
      @harpurr53 Год назад +7

      Seconded!! I've been sober for a little over 2 years now, and it's the best thing I've ever done for myself. I hope Sarah keeps it up, and if anyone needs a sign to try recovery, please take these comments as your sign. The best time to recover will ALWAYS be "right now".

  • @rayeguns1566
    @rayeguns1566 Год назад +55

    The concerning thing about the FetLife Dad story is about him posting identifiable information...it should be "hey your dad is talking about your personal stuff on this website" and less about what the website is. No shame in being kinky, fly your flag Dad, but you shouldn't disclose other people's life on the internet like that.

  • @Elizabethcantsing
    @Elizabethcantsing Год назад +53

    Sarah was so kind and genuine. I really hope that you have them back, Miles. They're maybe my favorite free-lance sidekick you've had on.

  • @user-yl8gh4rc6l
    @user-yl8gh4rc6l Год назад +18

    The first caller needs to make a youtube channel just for their laughs. I’m obsessed

  • @TreesR4Huggin
    @TreesR4Huggin Год назад +27

    Sarah explaining the Aaron Burr and Hamilton of the Lego Community drama was just INCREDIBLE 😂

  • @janev5808
    @janev5808 Год назад +205

    Sarah?? The only thing that would make this better is if Miles had his blue sweater on

    • @PerfectPerson
      @PerfectPerson  Год назад +75

      Ugh I know. That’s my “cool guy” sweater.

  • @axeavier
    @axeavier Год назад +67

    sarah is one of the funniest guests ever on this show

  • @silverbluetooth
    @silverbluetooth Год назад +21

    "I'm gonna gayly agree" is how I will be starting all my contributions to the group convo from now on

  • @clairegopaul4977
    @clairegopaul4977 Год назад +119

    miles started steaming his shirts bc Zach told him his look was disheveled and greasy a couple weeks ago on the try pod

    • @Alkimmie63
      @Alkimmie63 Год назад +6

      I agree. I think Z even asked him something like “do you think you have style” in a condescending way. Lol

  • @deprecious2921
    @deprecious2921 Год назад +41

    LMAO 😂 "I'll come over and we'll... Hold hands? I don't know. I don't know how you offer emotional support" 46:12

  • @dylpickled
    @dylpickled Год назад +83

    Yes there absolutely needs to be more LGBTQ sober spaces, and intergenerational spaces too!! This is why third spaces are so important (From a non-sober, young queer trans/non binary person)

    • @lindseyhendrix2405
      @lindseyhendrix2405 Год назад +1

      What’s a third space? If you don’t mind me asking!

    • @dylpickled
      @dylpickled Год назад +2

      @@lindseyhendrix2405 a place where you can go and be in community for free

  • @gamberlane
    @gamberlane Год назад +67

    What about going to her friend's dad directly and confronting him and saying "look dude, I don't care that you like feet, but knock it off with your personal info sharing or I will be forced to tell your daughter for her own protection"? I think that way she is protecting her friend without causing her trauma.

    • @SirArthurTheGreat
      @SirArthurTheGreat Год назад +10

      I’m baffled that no one else seems concerned about the part specifically regarding mentioning these details about his daughter that feel like he’s trying to show her off to online pervs? Maybe idk what fetlife’s deal is, but the parts about how young she is and how healthy she is made my stomach drop.

    • @MaryAlice08
      @MaryAlice08 Год назад +3

      ​​@@SirArthurTheGreat I don't think the whole issue has anything to do with how the site FetLife is or the types of people on it (the answer to which is extremely varied just like just about anywhere.)
      You shouldn't share private information that pertains to someone else without their consent, no matter what website you're on.
      Dangerous people exist everywhere; Facebook, RUclips, Wikipedia, you name it. Anyone deserves the right to choose what information about them is shared on any website.

  • @piquantement
    @piquantement Год назад +137

    Okay it's only been a minute but I need to drop in here and say the shower steam trick for wrinkles has never ever worked for me. It's a goddamn lie.

    • @kaemincha
      @kaemincha Год назад +1

      100% agree

    • @maya-mu3ce
      @maya-mu3ce Год назад +3

      Dampen the shirt, throw it in the dryer on medium or high, take it out before it fully dries, then hang it up

    • @AriVirtual
      @AriVirtual 3 месяца назад

      Wrinkle Spray 😊

  • @AxelRosee
    @AxelRosee Год назад +13

    The first caller's laugh was so infectious. I loved it

  • @harpurr53
    @harpurr53 Год назад +48

    Pleeeaaase can I beg the freshman to not room with her partner!!! Realistically, you've no IDEA how this person handles rejection, confrontation, fear, and anger. I think you two could be beautiful neighbors though!!

    • @SirArthurTheGreat
      @SirArthurTheGreat Год назад +1

      living on the same campus was detrimental to my relationship freshman year, much less living in the same room

  • @Namite0001
    @Namite0001 Год назад +66

    Miles I made a comment of how Sarah Schauer would be perfect for this podcast and you DELIVERED! You truly are The Perfect Person.

  • @katieg2378
    @katieg2378 Год назад +85

    Two of my favorite internet people. This is a lovely little treat 🥰

    • @rachelaimeemateya2676
      @rachelaimeemateya2676 Год назад +3

      I love when Miles says that 😂

    • @katieg2378
      @katieg2378 Год назад +3

      @@rachelaimeemateya2676 it has become a part of my regular vocabulary

  • @vanillanoxfleuret
    @vanillanoxfleuret Год назад +19

    That first caller has the most delightful laugh, I love it

  • @lorithomasscott349
    @lorithomasscott349 Год назад +60

    As someone in a Taurus-Taurus relationship where we moved in after like three months… I’d say y’all gave the right advice 😂😂😂

  • @hconf
    @hconf Год назад +12

    The first caller.... Your laugh is incredible

  • @kaity4088
    @kaity4088 Год назад +18

    this is my first ep of the podcast and i’m immediately in love! Miles creates an atmosphere of kindness and joy that makes this such a cosy, hilarious, lovely listen! Sarah was the perfect guest too! :)

    • @PerfectPerson
      @PerfectPerson  Год назад +3

      Thanks so much for listening, and that is such a sweet compliment!

    • @forrestpatterson6053
      @forrestpatterson6053 9 месяцев назад

      Reading this comment made me watch this episode first.
      Definitely subscribed

  • @callie3396
    @callie3396 Год назад +36

    Laughing about kinky dad but find it relatable. I got contacted by someone on one of the DNA sites that is an unknown cousin. My late uncle had a second family and this person was reaching out to me wanting me to introduce her to her half siblings. As far as I know, my cousins have no idea about her. I told her that I wanted to talk to my sisters first to see how to approach this. I don't even want to tell my dad about his brother's second family.

    • @callie3396
      @callie3396 Год назад +25

      Update. My sister took care of this and gifted our cousins with the DNA test kits so they will find out on their own when they get the results.

    • @belindarocky961
      @belindarocky961 Год назад +5

      ​@@callie3396 wait this is kind of diabolical & I am here for it, haha

  • @paigeppppppp
    @paigeppppppp Год назад +61

    THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE DUO IM INSANELY EXCITED

    • @MakingThingsWeird
      @MakingThingsWeird Год назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤78ii o 66i os. Uu 6. U i f s. Iss i n. Usss sssss😅sn u9😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @thegreatmanda
    @thegreatmanda Год назад +10

    I'm now way too invested in the saga of the fedora-wearers

  • @miabolte306
    @miabolte306 Год назад +32

    Okay to momo ! I worked in state campaigns and my job was to coordinate w volunteers (aka 70 year olds ) and you have to give them some small satisfaction and make them feel like they have some sort of control or importance basically stroke their ego and humor them and they’ll leave you alone. Also like Sarah said have them do the menial tasks you don’t want to do

  • @princessleia9735
    @princessleia9735 Год назад +17

    It’s funny hearing Miles say he’s 29 and the first of his friends/age group to have a kid. Meanwhile I’m from Nebraska and it’s like 50/50 if people are in their early 20s and married with kids.

  • @haileyjoan
    @haileyjoan Год назад +21

    omfg one time I went to a family dollar and my car got broken into-- nothing was stolen, but they left saltines & ginger ale. I must give off the strongest ibs energy

  • @riot.poof99
    @riot.poof99 Год назад +7

    Sarah AND miles? In one episode? Dream blunt rotation, tbh.

  • @zerocraic3966
    @zerocraic3966 Год назад +17

    1:03:20 becoming a parent is what encouraged me to be chosen sober. It is something I saw from a friend’s dad when we met in my 20s for dinner and a pint to 1st time I think. His dad just spoke so fondly of my friends childhood. He mentioned he actually didn’t drink while his children were living at home in case they needed him and picked it up once they were 19/20 when he saw they were ready to trust themselves first and see him as backup to their own ability to take care of themselves.
    Now they’re both successful independent happy men who had a childhood of emotional safety where someone was already ready for them. without that crutch their dad was able to make so many wacky and fun memories with his kids.
    And like going to the zoo and the beach and shit is so fucking rad
    I thought I’d be like my friends dad and kind of resume when my child got older but the longer I get into it the more I enjoy life how I’m experiencing it now.
    I really think any person could benefit from breaks from bad vices even if it’s like an annual cleanse/sober October type thing to give yourself sincere moment to raw dog everything life is going to show you. make sure you’re still fulfilled and experience life when it’s just you and yourself.
    Sarah is also so wonderful. I’m not on TikTok so I didn’t know her before this episode, and I wish I could join her at gay LA AA I’m only a couple hours away

  • @sarcasmdrips
    @sarcasmdrips Год назад +6

    i was painting my nails and messed up because i was laughing so hard my hand shook

  • @olliej.3536
    @olliej.3536 Год назад +16

    I love seeing Sarah everywhere

  • @julians4094
    @julians4094 Год назад +11

    this one was a fever dream, so happy to see Sarah on the show!

  • @dclovee327388
    @dclovee327388 Год назад +5

    The double ohhs at double Taurus is hysterical

  • @delcarr26
    @delcarr26 Год назад +14

    This is the collab my heart needed

  • @kalisederoche
    @kalisederoche Год назад +18

    so happy to see sarah anywhere!! as a sober queer i love to hear others advocating for more sober places ❤

  • @allisongoulden1223
    @allisongoulden1223 Год назад +8

    take a shot every time Miles mentions Gary vee

  • @lily4safie
    @lily4safie Год назад +3

    That double Taurus reveal gave me instant chills. As a Taurus knowing a decision is bad and diving head first into it is very much my MO

  • @marifazekas5650
    @marifazekas5650 Год назад +4

    Sarah has been an icon for me since vine. Influenced my mannerisms so much

  • @dimitri4904
    @dimitri4904 Год назад +21

    I absolutely ADORE Sarah! I am so glad they are on the show omg

  • @avl4261
    @avl4261 Год назад +5

    MILES AND SARAH omg a dream collab we love it

  • @JCASC
    @JCASC Год назад +7

    May I recommend a fancy cane meant only to turn the motion sensor light back on?

    • @TheShauNanigans
      @TheShauNanigans Год назад

      And extendable rod would work. I use them to make totems for music festivals.

  • @afaigenblat
    @afaigenblat Год назад +11

    I don't understand how this doesn't have a million subscribers already.

  • @nadiadeva7676
    @nadiadeva7676 Год назад +6

    these calls were so good and i love sarah im so happy rn 😭😭

  • @emerson1998
    @emerson1998 Год назад +9

    The girl who wants to move in with her roommate after dating completely shut down once you guys agreed that they shouldn't do it LMAO poor Patricia

  • @EvMaddiePlusDaddy
    @EvMaddiePlusDaddy Год назад +7

    Have a Sausagey Halloween, Everyone 🌭🎃

  • @hollyoshea4558
    @hollyoshea4558 Год назад +2

    legitimately thrilled to see Sarah on here!! love them!! 💓💓

  • @patriciacastillo353
    @patriciacastillo353 Год назад +2

    UMMMM thank you for this collab😭🥰

  • @braxtt0nn
    @braxtt0nn Год назад +3

    i literally screamed! some of my favs🥺

  • @rkmbp
    @rkmbp Год назад +6

    Sarah and miles my two perfect worlds colliding !!!!!!

  • @paulheiler9948
    @paulheiler9948 Год назад +6

    So excited to watch this. Love Sarah!!

    • @paulheiler9948
      @paulheiler9948 Год назад +4

      Now all we need is Brittany Broski plz. ❤

  • @TK-nu2qf
    @TK-nu2qf Год назад +2

    Perfect Person is my favourite podcast 💛 I love replaying the episodes because I keep missing things (adhd) and I swear I'm cracking up literally every minute - definitely helps with getting chores done! Don't ever stop, Miles, pleeeease otherwise my house will end up as a crap hole...

  • @katejorgenson8716
    @katejorgenson8716 Год назад +2

    OMG SARAH! I love both of you guys and I was genuinely so excited when I saw she was the guest this week!!

  • @meowssoftly8790
    @meowssoftly8790 Год назад +4

    SARAH!!!! Miles is truly a man of taste 💅

  • @rachelhood1794
    @rachelhood1794 Год назад +3

    Literally my favorite episode yet! Sarah is literally a *perfect* guest/person for this pod!

  • @chal9816
    @chal9816 Год назад

    Favorite duo so far!! Great ep

  • @fullshewolf
    @fullshewolf Год назад +6

    The thing that's throwing me is that I know someone the fetlife dad story could be about, but in the case of my friend, she would already know and be completely unsurprised (minus the medical history and other identifiable information aspect).

  • @barmhjertige1
    @barmhjertige1 Год назад

    This video was on my recommended (I love Sarah) and I am so happy to have found this! Another podcast to add to my favorites❤

  • @tawnyew
    @tawnyew Год назад +7

    Such a great episode, I loved the genuine responses even if it wasn't just what they wanted to hear. ❤
    Had to add how much I agree with the final statements. As a 29 yr old mom it resonated with my feeling of resurgence in my life. True meaning and purpose I didn't have before.

  • @skylarjasper
    @skylarjasper Год назад +3

    crossover episode i did not see coming but am SO glad exists

  • @Celesticalhelena77
    @Celesticalhelena77 Год назад +11

    Love the 70 museum bully call, I work with a 2 70 year olds and boy it is interesting. Woman is definitely a Karen and my co workers both out smoke me in cigs believe it or not...... so yeah this is a short term position 😂

  • @MsRoseCatcher
    @MsRoseCatcher Год назад +5

    the sausage person was so funny

  • @desireekidd6764
    @desireekidd6764 Год назад +3

    Sarah!! My favorite person on perfect person!

  • @DelaneyDold
    @DelaneyDold Год назад +4

    This is the best crossover ever

  • @iiEaTuNiCoRnS
    @iiEaTuNiCoRnS Год назад

    Great episode as always!!! ❤

  • @hayleyj3847
    @hayleyj3847 Год назад +4

    Sarah!!!! This made my day

  • @Olivia-uy8bi
    @Olivia-uy8bi Год назад +3

    When I tell you screamed?! My favorite perfect people 🤩

  • @BoogieBrickhouse
    @BoogieBrickhouse Год назад +2

    Miles, you're just killing it with these guests. Also these intros get better everytime. 😂🎉

  • @erinmlaswell
    @erinmlaswell Год назад +3

    As always, loved the episode. Tip for Miles, lookup Duplo Legos for kids. My daughter LOVES tinkering with them.. and so do I. Much love 😊

  • @alligibson2887
    @alligibson2887 Год назад

    The collab we needed❤

  • @springchick19
    @springchick19 Год назад +18

    If the fetlife person is an adult, I think she should message the dad on fetlife and make him crap his pants. (Unless he’s into that.) if she isn’t an adult then hinting at the friend to discover it herself is probably good

    • @bellalikestea
      @bellalikestea Год назад +18

      i’m the fetlife person! i was totally thinking about messaging him, but i took to just telling her.
      i didn’t realize i sounded so young 😅 i’m in college!

    • @coralcanvas1923
      @coralcanvas1923 Год назад +16

      @@bellalikestea you told her?? What happened? The people need an update!

    • @delaneykeller1389
      @delaneykeller1389 Год назад +6

      ​@@bellalikestea how'd she take it? 😅

    • @spaceylol
      @spaceylol Год назад +2

      @@bellalikestea PLEASE CALL BACK AND UPDATE

    • @bellalikestea
      @bellalikestea Год назад +2

      @@coralcanvas1923 be on the lookout on the perfect person patreon.. 😎

  • @racer4369
    @racer4369 Год назад +2

    Omg you got Sara I'm so pumped

  • @Hazeyhippie
    @Hazeyhippie Год назад

    I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS🎉

  • @chipv.s9263
    @chipv.s9263 Год назад

    Awesome episode!

  • @gracestephenson2254
    @gracestephenson2254 Год назад +2

    Iconic duoooo

  • @Emmysn0w
    @Emmysn0w Год назад +1

    Didn’t see this coming but I love it

  • @strawb3rrygh0st
    @strawb3rrygh0st Год назад +2

    best guest ever!!!

  • @zoebrown4195
    @zoebrown4195 Год назад +1

    this is my favorite crossover episode

  • @allisonschmitt2442
    @allisonschmitt2442 Год назад +1

    I love this duo

  • @mushroomlena
    @mushroomlena Год назад +1

    I really enjoyed this episode - Please have Sarah Schauer on again!

  • @averymccarthy5228
    @averymccarthy5228 Год назад +2

    this is a crossover episode catered specifically to my taste hell yES

  • @NatFallsAlot
    @NatFallsAlot Год назад +2

    BEST DAY EVER!!!!!

  • @jennac5397
    @jennac5397 Год назад +2

    I hadnt seen Sarah’s stuff before but she is hilarious 😂😂😂 cracking up from almost everything she says. when she thought the caller said they were just on the phone with her 😭💀

  • @jessicapirnat
    @jessicapirnat Год назад

    love sarah on this podcast

  • @wendycook6895
    @wendycook6895 Год назад +3

    I'm playing with Legos right now with my son while I listen to this.

  • @JCASC
    @JCASC Год назад +3

    Hearing her say to steam shirts in the shower when we all know he's a bath guy lol 😅

    • @JCASC
      @JCASC Год назад

      Eggs

    • @TheShauNanigans
      @TheShauNanigans Год назад +1

      The bath can get pretty steamy too I imagine. :)

  • @francis2fly
    @francis2fly Год назад +2

    Libra here too! We are the best Sarah.

  • @shelbysinger
    @shelbysinger Год назад

    oh we LOVE sarah over here!

  • @brandibucko
    @brandibucko Год назад

    This is my first episode, I’m only two minutes in, it’s hilarious, I’m staying.

  • @dominickwes7215
    @dominickwes7215 Год назад +6

    Why wouldn’t she reach out to the dad and say to delete those posts or she’ll tell the friend? Why jump to the friend? It might make her uncomfortable

  • @MsRoseCatcher
    @MsRoseCatcher Год назад +1

    i love the little bath tub in the background.

  • @rayb401
    @rayb401 Год назад +4

    HOLY FUUK SARAH IM SO EXCITED I CLICKED TJIS SO FUCKING FAST YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

  • @MattChristian03
    @MattChristian03 Год назад +7

    So this is not the youtuber that big timed Miles haha

  • @heatherchapline5418
    @heatherchapline5418 Год назад +1

    A perfect episode truly 👌 I love Sarah thanks for having them on the pod!

  • @CerealSalad
    @CerealSalad Год назад +4

    Tight-knit community of Sandwich Artists. My people!

  • @sarahlagos3269
    @sarahlagos3269 Год назад +3

    SARAH WITNESSED THE CHOSEN.

    • @sarahlagos3269
      @sarahlagos3269 Год назад

      The Chosen was at the Lego store. Someone tell Smosh. Immediately.

  • @ianross9125
    @ianross9125 Год назад

    what a little treat