How to Fly a Traffic Pattern in a CIRRUS (a satire)

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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

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  • @MrHampilot
    @MrHampilot 3 года назад +17

    I went out and tried technique 1 this morning. I did not realize how easy that method was. Thanks for your insightful knowledge and thanks for making me a better cirrus pilot.

  • @flyingark173
    @flyingark173 3 года назад +16

    You have such a great sense of humor and can deliver with such beautiful seriousness. Really well done!

  • @ericpittman1991
    @ericpittman1991 3 года назад +32

    You forgot one. Cirrus pilots must always land at a field that has a heliport because what they’ll do is just fly over the field and look for the heliport and pull the cute and bring her down gently onto the pad.

    • @earthsciteach
      @earthsciteach 3 года назад

      @Glen Towler Its not a problem. You just have to time it so a thermal is directly over your landing point.

  • @n326dpcherokeesix5
    @n326dpcherokeesix5 3 года назад +9

    The “up, up and away” lever. Too funny!

  • @Bill3558
    @Bill3558 3 года назад +5

    It’s so refreshing to hear from a pilot who’s been there and done that.
    Kudos my friend.

  • @mountainverdict
    @mountainverdict 3 года назад +4

    Just found your channel so you have a new subscriber. As a Cirrus driver I have learned a lot just from this video. My CSIP told me that there is never any reason to go around in a Cirrus, just pull the chute.

  • @DeltaXPilot
    @DeltaXPilot 3 года назад +14

    I recommend the denial-heavy "Oops method". I use this along with the top tips Bryan provided, in his "ATC communications" educational video. I am queen of the skies, everyone avoids me, yet I hear nobody complain, ever.
    With love from North London, UK. I think.

  • @benfrost5317
    @benfrost5317 2 года назад +1

    Please don't ever stop making videos, your content is fantastic

  • @Parr4theCourse
    @Parr4theCourse 3 года назад +4

    I think I've done the "Oops" method before!!!!

  • @stevenhorney7735
    @stevenhorney7735 3 года назад +3

    Hilarious! I'll have to try pre-programming the auto pilot before hitting the "up, up, and away" lever on the Piper; unless, of course, it places me too close to a Cirrus at the next airport...

  • @BRTardiff
    @BRTardiff 2 года назад

    I left general aviation before the first Cirrus was built. Thank you for painting a picture of what I can expect to find if I ever come back. 😂

  • @yipsinformation4069
    @yipsinformation4069 3 года назад +3

    Accurate. The only thing I could add is squawking 7600 for pleasant radio silence.

  • @Graemehatz
    @Graemehatz 3 года назад +4

    You know I've heard of those "S Turns" before but never knew what the term meant. Now I know where to perform them. On the runway

    • @Rodhern
      @Rodhern 3 года назад +1

      You got it. S-turns are equally good for improving take-off distance available - for aircraft so old or flimsy that they have neither a TOGA switch or an Up-and-Away lever.

  • @paratyshow
    @paratyshow 3 года назад +3

    👍☑️Up, up and away lever LOL

  • @jcburleigh
    @jcburleigh 3 года назад +2

    That second landing diagram made me LOL, thanks!!

  • @OldJong
    @OldJong 2 года назад +1

    If I ever learn to fly, I want to fly a Serious just like you! 🙃

  • @eveningecho5334
    @eveningecho5334 3 года назад +13

    Too funny, I actually googled blind beekeeping and it exists, bet they get stung less than me

    • @mikeryan6277
      @mikeryan6277 3 года назад

      Imagine how annoying the “Buzzing of the Bee” would be if you were blind.

    • @eveningecho5334
      @eveningecho5334 3 года назад

      @@mikeryan6277 from my quick Googling that’s exactly how they beekeep, by listening. I haven’t been stung in two years but that said I haven’t opened a hive in two years either. The drive by stingings stopped too. Met a retired beekeeper, he gave it up to take up flying. Perhaps that’s my future.

    • @mikeryan6277
      @mikeryan6277 3 года назад +1

      @@eveningecho5334 Alfred Hitchcock could have had a field day with the “Blind Bee Keeper”
      Could have been his sequel to “The Birds”

    • @mikeryan6277
      @mikeryan6277 3 года назад

      @@eveningecho5334 forgot to mention, loved the term “Drive by Stinging”

    • @eveningecho5334
      @eveningecho5334 3 года назад +1

      @@mikeryan6277 I wasn’t joking there lol, I let that particular hive die. Husband of my wife ‘s friend keeps birds, I told him not to keep bees, the marriage would t survive if he gets mixed up in the birds and the bees

  • @martijn9568
    @martijn9568 3 года назад +6

    Brian, I hope that you got your bags prepared for your next trip to the FSDO😉

  • @thebigcnel
    @thebigcnel 3 года назад +6

    I’ve learned a lot today. My passengers will appreciate your outstanding knowledge on the “other” traffic pattern base turns.

    • @Rodhern
      @Rodhern 3 года назад +1

      The "other" pattern clearly provides a superior 360 degrees look-out for other traffic. Keep doing those extra safe "other" style base turns, the greater path distance means they can be initiated from a greater altitude, which is also safer in case of engine trouble (I guess this is why BrYan advocates full speed landings too). Now that you mention it, this sort of nuggets will probably fit nicely in the passenger pre-flight safety briefings - the passengers will certainly be more at ease knowing these things!

  • @Dan41048
    @Dan41048 3 года назад +1

    Classic. Don’t forget the “shooting ILS approach to missed approach point towards opposite traffic” during high activity hours with a full pattern of students.

  • @cdsnider9496
    @cdsnider9496 3 года назад

    I was on the fence but now I'm definitely buying a cirrus!

  • @zosoachilles
    @zosoachilles 3 года назад

    Clever! Laughing at yourself is the best way to keep learning and putting minor errors behind you. Some truth here though, to a Cirrus pilot, a "short" approach is what they perform in the morning, "Hmm, cargo pockets today or sexy & smooth?"

  • @jameshyatte7230
    @jameshyatte7230 3 года назад +4

    Most cirrus pilots are blind and oblivious to traffic patterns , " Cirrus 12345, 40 miles to the southwest, lined up for a straight in approach , 30 miles, 20 miles, 10 mile final , any traffic any the area please be advised we have a cirrus pilot in the area please vacate the area immediately"....ha!! j/k

  • @kycsip3066
    @kycsip3066 3 года назад

    I've been teaching it wrong all along. Thanks! I'll update my syllabus asap and tell all my students to only use caps until they get updated on the new process.

  • @TakingOff
    @TakingOff 3 года назад +5

    As a Member of the Board of Sightless Apiculturists Minors (SAMs), I am highly offended by the comment at the beginning of this video. You have never once been at one of our meetings. I think your claim to be an instructor for us is fake news.

    • @JustPlaneSilly
      @JustPlaneSilly  3 года назад +10

      I've been there, you probably just didn't see me.

  • @glennllewellyn7369
    @glennllewellyn7369 3 года назад +3

    Gee I’m learning a lot!

  • @ichhabramd
    @ichhabramd 3 года назад +2

    This video made it to COPA forums

    • @JustPlaneSilly
      @JustPlaneSilly  3 года назад +2

      Hahaha! Hike they are taking it well.
      Good to see you. Hope you and your family are well

  • @tmsommer
    @tmsommer 3 года назад +4

    Thanks man, I always mess up square patterns, rectangular patterns and circular patterns…If you have a sec could also you explain the kidney shaped pattern? You da best…

    • @JustPlaneSilly
      @JustPlaneSilly  3 года назад +3

      I am working on some alternate pattern entries. Screw that 45 degree entry. 38 degrees is the optimal entry angle :)

  • @southernpilot
    @southernpilot 3 года назад

    Best flight instructor in the world.

  • @jesperhouken8075
    @jesperhouken8075 3 года назад +2

    Thank you for another excellent video that made me laugh. Keep it up Bryan !!

  • @FlyMuz
    @FlyMuz 3 года назад

    I'm new to flying and this video has been very helpful on my learning journey. Thank you.

  • @ronjohnson9507
    @ronjohnson9507 3 года назад +4

    Always cal in a 25 mile final approach

  • @circuitmonkey6653
    @circuitmonkey6653 3 года назад +1

    I learned a lot from this video BrYan. Having never flown a Cirrus for the obvious reasons of expense, demand, and possessing excellent airmanship, I find myself a bit jealous of the numerous options for pattern entry. I guess the older I get, the more technological advancements render any real thought processes or skills as meaningless as my hopes and dreams. Perhaps I have been too harsh in my judgement of the Cirrus. Yes. I will buy one. Edit: Yeah bud, just checked the prices. I can get like 4 doctor killers for that kind of bank. With glass cockpits. Probably a lap dance, too. F*$# Cirrus, man. Great video, tho

  • @Coops777
    @Coops777 3 года назад +2

    This is so good Bryan. Thanks for all the laughs! Looking forward to more

  • @Pilotpaulie
    @Pilotpaulie 3 года назад +3

    I’ve missed these videos Brian. Too much serious lately.

  • @captmulch1
    @captmulch1 3 года назад +1

    As Capt. Bill Shakespeare said whilst flying his King Learjet "Jesters do oft prove prophets ..." - you gotta tone it down a bit though - I nearly gave myself asthma I was laughing so hard ...

  • @Paul355c
    @Paul355c 3 года назад +2

    Love it, Bryan!

  • @morthomer5804
    @morthomer5804 3 года назад +5

    Is it proper procedure to pull the shoot on roll out to help you stop on the runway?

    • @paratyshow
      @paratyshow 3 года назад +1

      That manover automaticly makes you a high performance jet test pilot.

    • @glennllewellyn7369
      @glennllewellyn7369 3 года назад +5

      It’s mandatory!
      ...though I like to pull my chute when nobody is looking.

    • @paratyshow
      @paratyshow 3 года назад +1

      @@glennllewellyn7369 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Petunia31
    @Petunia31 3 года назад +7

    #4 combined with #3 and a sprinkle of #2 methods are how most folks get into KBDN, Cirrus and Citation alike. However, you didn’t cover the most consistent method used here: listen to CTAF and do exactly the opposite of what everyone else is doing at a block altitude typically reserved for wildlife activity without making any calls whatsoever.

  • @BraapZ
    @BraapZ 3 года назад +1

    🔥❤️😎Another great video, thank you. Did you sell the Grumman and buy your dads Cirrus or a different one?

  • @TheFalconJetDriver
    @TheFalconJetDriver 3 года назад +2

    Cirrusouly 🤣🛫 I enjoy your satire! Especially the explanation of your students. I bet the AFW FSDO is shaking their heads and they are making rattle can like noises! Keep up the good work!😁🛫

  • @thebadgerpilot
    @thebadgerpilot 3 года назад +1

    "Airport Traffic, Cirrus is on a 50 mile final. Any other traffic in the pattern, please vacate the area immediately"

  • @CrystalCanyon100
    @CrystalCanyon100 3 года назад +1

    That was great.

  • @raspucin70
    @raspucin70 3 года назад

    So wait - at what point do I use the blinkers on the wingtips? Before the turn, or do we use the BMW time?

  • @RaysDad
    @RaysDad 2 года назад +1

    Unfortunately the SR22 suffers from "don't-get-there-itis."

  • @joshhawley9361
    @joshhawley9361 3 года назад +1

    Make sure you overshoot the final especially if there is a parallel runway

  • @hpux735
    @hpux735 3 года назад +1

    The only thing wrong with this video is that magneto failures have been the way Cirrus has kept me out of the pattern, not the alternator. 😂

  • @jrholand
    @jrholand 3 года назад +1

    you did forgot to include
    "20 mile final, straight in, any traffic please advice"

  • @GaryMCurran
    @GaryMCurran 3 года назад +6

    Beekeeping to blind kids at the skating rink. Okay, that's one of the best 'instructor' ones you've come up with yet.
    Okay, these were funny, but I'm looking forward to the Debonaire Traffic Patterns, or anything involving a Beech Bonanza!
    I guess the question becomes "Now that you're getting the Debonaire, are you going to stop mooching off of your Dad and not fly is Cirrus anymore?" :D :)

    • @JustPlaneSilly
      @JustPlaneSilly  3 года назад +2

      HAHAH!!! I am upgradinng but so is he. I expect next year I will be flying some Bonanza variant and when able I will be "borrowing" his G3. Dad is flying a ton these days working on his IR. after his checkride, he is going to upgrade. But sticking with Cirrus. I can't wait to see what the future holds. He's my favorite person to fly with.

    • @GaryMCurran
      @GaryMCurran 3 года назад +2

      @@JustPlaneSilly well, I really hope you end up with that 1960 Deb, that's a really nice airplane, except for the paint job.
      As to your Dad, it's great that you enjoy flying with him. I also wish him the best in getting his instrument rating.
      Next, both of you are going to need to get your Commercial license and then the CFI, CFII, CFIM, CFIIM and whatever else. You need to pick up a Diamond DA-42! If I was still flying, or even able to fly, and I had the money, the DA-42 is the airplane I want to own.

    • @sazzy6264
      @sazzy6264 3 года назад

      Can I share that the owner of my flight club is a beekeeper and often brings hives to the hangar? And my CFI is allergic?
      One of these days, I might learn a very different, interesting, and harrowing style of flying.

  • @dougbotimer4195
    @dougbotimer4195 3 года назад +1

    Bahaha…that was hilarious…great stuff!

  • @kendodson4134
    @kendodson4134 3 года назад +3

    “Land on the taxiway, don’t do that”! Has anyone told Han Solo?

  • @barefootalien
    @barefootalien 2 года назад

    Hysterical!

  • @ericduke2318
    @ericduke2318 3 года назад

    This. All of this.👏

  • @thomasaltruda
    @thomasaltruda 3 года назад +1

    You missed very important points, one, be sure to point the tail at the nearest open hangar. Set the brakes, start the engine and bring the power to at least 2000rpm. Stay there with the brakes set for 20 minutes. Also consider the overhead approach, where you get over the top then pull chute.

  • @jamesonpace726
    @jamesonpace726 3 года назад +5

    I'm concerned about this "un controllable" airport thingy....

    • @NETBotic
      @NETBotic 3 года назад +2

      controllable airports are a pain because they're always moving around and you never know how much fuel it will take to get to one

  • @FlyingNDriving
    @FlyingNDriving 3 года назад +5

    Watch out for clouds, they might get stuck to your wings

  • @dutchygirl
    @dutchygirl 3 года назад +2

    I think I'm using the oops method in the C172 and feel kinda foolish now. Like pretending I have a side stick and flying really fast. Are you planning a giveaway of your new baseball cap???? I like it!

  • @brianb5594
    @brianb5594 3 года назад +1

    HA😂😂. The truth to that is I have seen some Cirrus pilots probably fly that way. LOL.

  • @dustinalexander4620
    @dustinalexander4620 3 года назад +2

    Those Parachute pop overlays got me. Real time. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @devingraves8044
    @devingraves8044 3 года назад

    2:25 that's what the Grumman is for 😉

  • @jimpinkowski3394
    @jimpinkowski3394 3 года назад +1

    Cirrus champions the precautionary alternator failure...an industry first!

  • @133dave133
    @133dave133 3 года назад +3

    We have a local crop duster that uses your "direct to" approach method. This is so dumb, that he actually makes money flying his plane.

  • @ItsAllAboutGuitar
    @ItsAllAboutGuitar 2 года назад

    This is funny, but I've SEEN THIS STUFF!!! So it's funny because it's true.

  • @jeffbridges666
    @jeffbridges666 3 года назад

    Ha ha, love it 😀

  • @daniellepatton2665
    @daniellepatton2665 2 года назад

    I love you

  • @gtm624
    @gtm624 3 года назад +1

    That was Funny AF! haha killing it

  • @itstabish
    @itstabish 3 года назад

    I have never laughed louder

  • @RedDawnAviation
    @RedDawnAviation 3 года назад

    Straight out departure to a straight in 24 mile approach is the only was to do it! Why do they even put ailerons and a rudder on the airframe anyway? Just need the go fly lever and AP button!

  • @davidwhite2011
    @davidwhite2011 3 года назад +2

    I'm gonna hit the brakes, he'll fly right by. As a Cirrus pilot you can quote Top Gun lines and everything will work out.

  • @sazzy6264
    @sazzy6264 3 года назад +1

    So, Cirrious question for you: how often would you recommend being inside the airplane while flying these types of patterns?

  • @saintsi6997
    @saintsi6997 3 года назад

    Top Man

  • @LukeFrogley
    @LukeFrogley 3 года назад

    You forgot the vertical approach - overhead and pull chute

  • @claudimc
    @claudimc 3 года назад +1

    I usually just keep flying until I find an airport where I can land straight in.

  • @tomtownsend7273
    @tomtownsend7273 2 года назад

    Epic

  • @chrisbowpiloto
    @chrisbowpiloto 3 года назад +1

    I don't believe it. You pull the chute every time, I'm sure of it!

  • @deeanna8448
    @deeanna8448 3 года назад +3

    Can you land the Cirrus on the ice during a beekeeping lesson?

    • @JustPlaneSilly
      @JustPlaneSilly  3 года назад +4

      Yeah but you might hit a kid. They are like super blind at that particular skating rink

  • @waukeshapilot6462
    @waukeshapilot6462 3 года назад +1

    As busy as you are, where do you find time to make videos??????

    • @martijn9568
      @martijn9568 3 года назад +1

      He doesn't

    • @JustPlaneSilly
      @JustPlaneSilly  3 года назад +3

      Truth is, I don't require a great deal of sleep. I tend to edit videos after the family has gone to sleep.
      Also I am an IT guy meaning I spend most of my day at a computer. I always have notepad up and I constantly jot down notes when something pops into my head.
      I am going back to 1 video every other week because it is too taxing at the rate I have been putting them out.

  • @RydalS
    @RydalS 3 года назад +1

    LOL

  • @frederickclause2694
    @frederickclause2694 3 года назад

    I'm not a pilot, just love planes. Is a Cirrus the flying version of a BMW?

  • @Dont_Think_Do_Films
    @Dont_Think_Do_Films 3 года назад

    Overshoot final and hit a metroliner

  • @TheGreenCouncil
    @TheGreenCouncil 3 года назад

    What if I’m the 2nd Cirrus coming in 🤠

  • @flyingkub
    @flyingkub 3 года назад

    Don't let your Dad see this or he will stop you flying the Cirrus and you will have to keep your plane.

  • @jamesonpace726
    @jamesonpace726 3 года назад

    Airports can, like, go outta control, (I mean, Kabul, sure,) but, I'm, like, here, in the US of $$$...?

  • @usslindstrom
    @usslindstrom 3 года назад +1

    If anyone can afford a cirrus, why not just buy the airport too?

  • @cynthiagass5590
    @cynthiagass5590 3 года назад +1

    Cirrus "dominating" Pipers? YGBSM. My Cherokee 6 could beat the sh** outta your Cirrus! lol

    • @ShuRugal
      @ShuRugal 3 года назад +2

      My Mooney will bench press both of ya. 9G wing, baby!

  • @scottfranco1962
    @scottfranco1962 3 года назад

    You bought your dad's plane???

  • @marcjohnson4884
    @marcjohnson4884 3 года назад

    real pilots dont need engines

  • @ClaudiaGonzales13
    @ClaudiaGonzales13 2 года назад

    clown!

  • @toddw6716
    @toddw6716 3 года назад

    That’s why cirrus pilots are lousy pilots. How’s that insurance premium working for you.

    • @JustPlaneSilly
      @JustPlaneSilly  3 года назад +1

      Mine went down this year actually. Was a little surprised.

  • @BlackwaterBud
    @BlackwaterBud 3 года назад

    Not funny. No joking matter.

    • @JustPlaneSilly
      @JustPlaneSilly  3 года назад

      It seems about 23,000 people disagree with you.

    • @BlackwaterBud
      @BlackwaterBud 3 года назад

      I never was one to ask approval of the masses.

    • @JustPlaneSilly
      @JustPlaneSilly  3 года назад

      @@BlackwaterBud for sure but you are smack dab in the middle of a comedy channel stating "not a joking matter" Everything here is a joking matter. This is where we come to unwad our panties.