Useless Overweight Tanks of WW2

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

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  • @Simplehistory
    @Simplehistory  Год назад +180

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    • @OceanWilks
      @OceanWilks Год назад +1

      can you talk about canada in the war

    • @crazy_adventures6326
      @crazy_adventures6326 Год назад +3

      Second!

    • @Sailingspeedat9kn
      @Sailingspeedat9kn Год назад +2

      Common misconception the tog never had a QF ordinance 17prd cannon rather it had a QF ordinance 32prd 94mm cannon
      In the early phase of TOG II It also had tow duble machinegun sponsons and a QF ordinance 6prd cannon in place of the frontal mounted machinegun
      Nice animations

    • @UTTPCHICKENNUGGET
      @UTTPCHICKENNUGGET Год назад +1

      Thanks for gold

    • @UTTPCHICKENNUGGET
      @UTTPCHICKENNUGGET Год назад

      ​@@crazy_adventures6326 not

  • @corymorimacori1059
    @corymorimacori1059 Год назад +563

    “The tank was originally invented to clear the way for the infantry in the teeth of machine gun fire. Now it is the infantry who will have to clear a way for the tanks.” Winston Churchill

    • @UTTPCHICKENNUGGET
      @UTTPCHICKENNUGGET Год назад +18

      Underrated comment and i gave it 9th comment

    • @morkegamer
      @morkegamer 9 месяцев назад +3

      Depends on the type of a tank, light tanks can clear the way for the infantry easily

  • @birdmcrandomsux
    @birdmcrandomsux Год назад +250

    I never thought id hear simple history saying “absolute unit” unironically 😭

    • @UTTPCHICKENNUGGET
      @UTTPCHICKENNUGGET Год назад +2

      Wth is a absolute unit

    • @Astralshadow95
      @Astralshadow95 Год назад +20

      ​@imachickennugget3966 essentially just slang for someone or something much larger then average like when you see a walrus that is larger the any of the ones around it you could say it is an "absolute unit"

    • @UTTPCHICKENNUGGET
      @UTTPCHICKENNUGGET Год назад +1

      @@Astralshadow95 ok

    • @ALonelyCorsair
      @ALonelyCorsair Год назад +3

      @@Astralshadow95 hello absolute unit :)

    • @necronticgaming6186
      @necronticgaming6186 6 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂funny😂😂😂😂

  • @thejudge2778
    @thejudge2778 Год назад +51

    Can you talk about "no armor is best armor".

  • @crazy_adventures6326
    @crazy_adventures6326 Год назад +566

    Germans in a nutshell:
    Hans, we need better transmission!
    Ah, bigger cannon, you say?
    Nein Hans, better transmission!
    Ah, so more armor?
    Nein! I said, BETTER TRANSMISSION!
    Oooh, *B A T T L E S H I P C A N N O N* !
    *JA HANS!*

    • @Danzel_Gaming
      @Danzel_Gaming Год назад +24

      Tank fish?

    • @UTTPCHICKENNUGGET
      @UTTPCHICKENNUGGET Год назад +9

      Underated comment and i gave it the 20th like

    • @stephenforsberg4038
      @stephenforsberg4038 Год назад +14

      I think I once heard that... the german head official/leader would think of the battlefield more towards a WW1 setting due to being a veteran of said war (like railway guns to smash fortified lines). It also wouldn't help if the germans didn't have time to design new tank frames with better (reliable required) engines that can be manufactured in mass.

    • @bromhead
      @bromhead Год назад +5

      @@UTTPCHICKENNUGGET he saying that he is stealing a quote from tank fish

    • @UTTPCHICKENNUGGET
      @UTTPCHICKENNUGGET Год назад +1

      @@bromhead oh

  • @Tundraviper41
    @Tundraviper41 Год назад +47

    Fun fact: During the war, Porsche experimented with Electric Motors for Tank Transmissions, which increased the power of the tanks acceleration (Torque). This saw use in the Porche Tiger/ Ferdinand, and the Maus. The Electric Motor in the Maus was so powerful as a result of its 1200hp torpedo boat engine and with a panther providing extra power, mostly assisted itself getting free of the mud pit that it sank into. Electric motors on the Tiger P, in fact, were in some ways better than the Transmission of the Tiger H. But lack of rare metals like copper in germany limited their use in german tanks.

    • @dominikmeril1720
      @dominikmeril1720 11 месяцев назад +2

      thats good to know
      but as an improvement: you write Porsche with an S. i know you dont really think of it if you say it in english, but here in germany you can really hear it then:)

    • @Tundraviper41
      @Tundraviper41 8 месяцев назад

      @@dominikmeril1720 Crap I just now noticed I missed the S!!!

  • @thetankcommander3838
    @thetankcommander3838 Год назад +51

    GW Tiger and GW Tiger (P) were technically two different vehicles entirely. GW Tiger - which was real - was captured at Paderborn in 1945 along with the sole E-100 chassis. It was built on the Tiger II hull, heavily modified to mount the 170mm gun. The GW Tiger (P) was something envisioned for the remaining VK45.01(P) hulls. I have a book on these things.

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 Год назад +107

    Forget subtlety, embrace Absolute Units.
    Tog 2 best absolute unit tank.

  • @fenyoarpi2627
    @fenyoarpi2627 Год назад +22

    As a Hungarian, I'm glad that you showcased our dreamtanks of ww2, and what actually suprises me that the pronounciation of "rohamlöveg" was quietly on spot in my opinion! :) And also if you don't want to break your tounge pronounciating it, just say assault gun, because it is exactly what it means in hungarian :D Assault gun - Rohamlöveg. I really enjoyed the video btw. Love u guys.

  • @fakkeltje9871
    @fakkeltje9871 Год назад +23

    I love the " never ending " TOG 2, hilarious touch!

  • @victory7999
    @victory7999 27 дней назад +1

    Glad that the 44M Tas was mentioned as it deserves more recognition, but it absolutely isn't "useless" or "overweight" in any way. It was a very promising design that weighed 36.6 tons. I'm not sure how you count a 36.6 ton tank as overweight, but not mention the Maus (188 tons), E-100 (100+ tons), P.1000 Ratte (1000+ tons), O-I (100+ tons), T28/T95 (86 tons), Char 2C (69 tons), KV-5 (~100 tons), IS-7 (68 tons), Tiger II (68.5 tons), etc.
    On a side note, a video dedicated to the Hungarian tank industry would be really appreciated and would help people learn about the forgotten Hungarian tanks. Hungary built around 1000 of their own tanks, and was basically the only minor power to have its own tank industry, which is truly remarkable.

  • @Angelthewolf
    @Angelthewolf Год назад +52

    Small correction, the TOG II has a 28 pounder, not a 17 pounder. It‘s a common mistake

    • @hyneksmid3293
      @hyneksmid3293 Год назад +1

      Yaeh. Older version of tank gun used in Tortoise.

    • @williamanstis
      @williamanstis Год назад +3

      and a lot more armour than three inches

    • @test_dude
      @test_dude Год назад +3

      It doesn't help that Bovington still lists it as a 17 pounder cannon. even though it's measured to be a 28 pounder.

    • @Angelthewolf
      @Angelthewolf Год назад +5

      @@test_dude that becomes even more stupid considering that the people at bovington literally were the ones to find out that it has a 28 pounder

  • @tyberzahn7398
    @tyberzahn7398 Год назад +33

    Surprised you didn't mention the American version of the Tortoise: the T95/T28 super heavy tank. Even slower, and more armor. And managed to remain hidden for decades...

    • @jaskim5723
      @jaskim5723 8 месяцев назад +4

      The good old Doom Turtle

    • @fishingthelist4017
      @fishingthelist4017 13 дней назад

      I have seen it out at Fort Benning when the US Armor and Cavalry Collection has an open house. It is a monster, and totally impractical in any theater of WW2.

  • @jadentetzlaff1108
    @jadentetzlaff1108 Год назад +57

    Now this is what I call the absolute units of ground assault. now we need a ship and plane version!

    • @errorerror6927
      @errorerror6927 Год назад +1

      I think ships would be pretty obvious

    • @UTTPCHICKENNUGGET
      @UTTPCHICKENNUGGET Год назад

      Underrated comment and i gave it 14 th like😊

    • @UTTPCHICKENNUGGET
      @UTTPCHICKENNUGGET Год назад

      @@errorerror6927 bull

    • @Predator42ID
      @Predator42ID Год назад +5

      Of those built the largest were in this order Yamato, Iowa, Bismarck, and Vanguard. The Iowa class won as the largest battleship you can still visit.

    • @UTTPCHICKENNUGGET
      @UTTPCHICKENNUGGET Год назад

      @@Predator42ID nah

  • @Thegraviesttimothy
    @Thegraviesttimothy Год назад +38

    Meanwhile in the German Tank Development Office:
    “Hans? We need better communications.”
    “Nein . Big battleship cannon!”
    “Ja Hans! Big battleship cannon!”

  • @thetankcommander3838
    @thetankcommander3838 Год назад +93

    I had a distant ancestor who was the gunner of a Jagdtiger. His name and rank were Unteroffizier Fritz Klein. He as the gunner of Jagdtiger 131, attached to Schwerer Panzerjäger Abtielung 653. Tragically, he would meet his end in March, 1945 near Heidelberg. As his Jagdtiger came into an intersection, it was shot in the left side by the 76.2mm M1A2 gun of an M4A3E8 Sherman “Easy 8”. Set on fire, the crew was forced to evacuate. Fritz was sadly one of the two crewmen that were gunned down by machine gun fire. Unusual how families can be on both sides of war, no?

    • @PROVOCATEURSK
      @PROVOCATEURSK Год назад +10

      One fought against the evil commies, one fought with the evil commies.

    • @Smartyvoy
      @Smartyvoy Год назад

      The Sherman Easy Eight and others were equipped with the 76 mm gun. Only the British equipped the sherman with the 76.2 mm, which was known as the 17 pounder, and their sherman were nicknamed Firefly.

    • @thetankcommander3838
      @thetankcommander3838 Год назад +6

      @@Smartyvoy not true. According to old documents from the U.S. Army Ordnance Department, it was indeed said that the new guns on M18 Hellcat and M4A3E8 Shermans were 76.2mm. Even Wikipedia - which I know is not reliable, even says 76.2mm. I also heard from an Easy 8 crewman from the Korean War that it is in fact a 76.2mm gun. So, sources are there.

    • @williamrobinson827
      @williamrobinson827 Год назад +1

      It would have been particularly interesting if you had another ancestor who was in that particular Sherman!

    • @thetankcommander3838
      @thetankcommander3838 Год назад +2

      @@williamrobinson827 possibly. I mean, I had an ancestor on HMS Hood and a few on KMS Bismarck. My ancestors HATED each other. 😅😅😅

  • @abzzeus
    @abzzeus Год назад +18

    The TOG was supposed to have suponsons like the WWI tanks but they were never fitted/designed The turret was meant to have various options, till someone put a under development A30 turret on it

  • @venstoma
    @venstoma 11 месяцев назад +4

    10:17 So as it turns out, a Maus when faced with 120mm APFSDS, undergoes partial mitosis

  • @williamlunabrown6618
    @williamlunabrown6618 Год назад +27

    My brain in 2 seconds:
    Look at the size of this lad:
    *ABSOLUTE*
    *UNIT*

  • @balazsbalintfacklmann4782
    @balazsbalintfacklmann4782 Год назад +42

    FINALLY!
    HUNGARIAN WEAPONS!

    • @kanseidorifto2430
      @kanseidorifto2430 Год назад +3

      Having now piqued my curiosity, I’m gonna go over Hungarian history and see what cool weapons they had 🔥

    • @InsectShooter
      @InsectShooter 11 месяцев назад

      You should research goulash canon. The French military claimed it was a moving artirelly and it was feared amongs them. :D​@@kanseidorifto2430

    • @Rubert0426
      @Rubert0426 10 месяцев назад

      Bár igaz teljesen rossz infót közölt velünk, de igen
      A Tas-t sohasem fejezték be a szovjet bombázások miatt, és csak egy fa prot. volt amivel semmire se mentünk.
      Páncélzata eredetileg 100 mm, majd később 80 mm (mint a Panthernek ismét) re változtatták a tervekben.
      A roham löveg, meg csak egy koncepció volt, A HIDEGHÁBORÚBAN

    • @Gaming.N.Stuff.Official
      @Gaming.N.Stuff.Official 9 месяцев назад

      MAYGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @melvinbennett444
      @melvinbennett444 3 месяца назад

      By the time they figured out they needed their own medium/heavy tank, they had lost an entire Army (Hungarian 1st) of the only 2 Armies they fielded in WW2. A ...perfect example of Too Little, Too Late !

  • @Kyleplier
    @Kyleplier 11 месяцев назад +4

    The Jagdtiger is in War Thunder at 7.3 for Arcade Ground Battles and 6.7 BR for Realistic and Simulator Ground Battles respectively. I myself have recently got the KV-1 in the Soviet Army Tech tree. She’s a hard nut to take down especially when she’s angled. Just yesterday I went 7-0 in the KV-1.

  • @PitFriend1
    @PitFriend1 Год назад +20

    You didn’t mention the “American Tortoise”, the T28 super heavy tank. Which only survived being scrapped because the US Army parked the thing in a field and forgot about it for 20 years.

    • @bricefleckenstein9666
      @bricefleckenstein9666 Год назад +4

      Better known as the T95 - it changed designation a couple times, between Assault Gun (which is what is was designed to be, VERY similar and same reason the Tortoise came into being) and "Super Heavy Tank" (even though it had no turret).
      There were 2 completed, one scrapped the other lost in a field (big vehicle, but fairly low profile - guess the grass grew over it).

    • @kek8230
      @kek8230 9 месяцев назад

      Tutel🐢

    • @Lukasthefloof
      @Lukasthefloof 8 месяцев назад

      ​@bricefleckenstein9666 the remaining t28/95 is at fort moore

    • @superspaceman34
      @superspaceman34 4 месяца назад

      The one in whichever museum was discovered by a hunter, if I remember right.

  • @ndrew.Vietnam
    @ndrew.Vietnam Год назад +7

    Love this Chanel, keep up the great work❤❤❤

  • @85szabolcs
    @85szabolcs 7 месяцев назад +1

    I love the 44M Tas so much and it bothers me that it never got a chance to prove itself.

  • @derredviper
    @derredviper Год назад +5

    @10:02 Phineas: hey Ferb, I know what we are gonna do today. *mississippi queen starts playing*

  • @smtoonturkce
    @smtoonturkce Год назад +1

    *Now this is what I call the absolute units of ground assault. now we need a ship and plane version!*

  • @Unfassbarer
    @Unfassbarer Год назад

    Danke!

  • @327Federal
    @327Federal Год назад +9

    327 Federal Magnum is a Phenomenal Revolver Cartridge

  • @starzkream
    @starzkream Год назад +1

    The Tortoise had 9 inch thick armor?!? That could survive a nuclear blast!

  • @kevinfinn6598
    @kevinfinn6598 Год назад +11

    Most people and sources think the Tog 2 had a 17 pounder gun. It looks like it but Armoured Archives went to the Bovington tank museum and it actually has a 32 (94mm). cannon.

    • @Slye_Fox
      @Slye_Fox Год назад +2

      *28 pounder, the prototype precursor to the 32 pounder.

  • @aarondutsch5583
    @aarondutsch5583 Год назад +7

    Germany be like: what if we put something powerful and put it on a tank

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis Год назад +1

      One can only imagine what they would have done with a nuke...

    • @bricefleckenstein9666
      @bricefleckenstein9666 Год назад

      Reference the Ratte and LandKruiser designs.

  • @neonlightillusion
    @neonlightillusion Год назад +1

    So, some info on the Tortoise: the remaining unit at Kirkcudbright is little more than a rusted hollow shell, ruined by decades of target practice and salty sea air. Of the six, only two were ever in working order. The four other Tortoises are believed (though there are conflicting stories that they were destroyed) to have been sent over to the BAOR (British Army Of the Rhine) in Germany for some unknown purpose - I’ve been searching for images of them for a few years but haven’t ever found anything.

  • @ExecutorGCW
    @ExecutorGCW Год назад +2

    A very well made video! Here's some further information regarding a couple of tanks featured here;
    The Hungarian Tas Rohamlöveg has unfortunately been debunked as a fake tank. Its concept was based on a theory in the 1980s regarding shared components but disproven by Hungarian archived records in the late 2000s. There were in fact orders for two 44M prototypes and no mention of any assault gun variant anywhere, so it likely never existed.
    Further, the TOG II had closer of up to 4.5in of frontal armour whilst being armed with a 94mm 28pdr though Bovington is yet to correct their mistake after remeasuring, and has been additionally proven by TOG II documents noting the 3.7inch gun.

    • @victory7999
      @victory7999 27 дней назад +1

      Yeah they made a few mistakes, especially when talking about the 44M Tas, however while the Tas Rohamlöveg appeared due to an incorrect assumption by a historian, it doesn't necessarily mean that the Tas Rohamlöveg was a fake tank, considering the Hungarians turned their Toldi and Turan series tanks into tank destroyers, it is quite likely that they at least started to consider making an assault gun variant using the Tas chassis, but considering how much information was lost during and immediately after the war, we may never know. It's best to say there is no confirmation of a Tas Rohamlöveg project existing.

  • @Csarihun
    @Csarihun Год назад +2

    6:02 it's funny to See an American who is trying to pronunce hungarian word so badly. BTW I love your videos!

  • @tamasbesenyei
    @tamasbesenyei 11 месяцев назад +1

    There is an inaccuracy in the video about the 44m tas. It's front armor is divided into 3 plates and only the middle poorly sloped plate is 120 mm the upper and lower plates are only 75 mm making it weaker than the panther.

    • @victory7999
      @victory7999 27 дней назад +1

      Yeah that's true, they didn't label the 120 mm thick armour plate correctly, but it was actually still overall better armoured than the Panther due to thicker plates at higher angles.

  • @robloxserversded
    @robloxserversded Год назад +2

    Germans:transmision breaking because the vehicle is to heavy? ADD MORE WEIGHT

  • @Fidd88-mc4sz
    @Fidd88-mc4sz 7 месяцев назад +1

    Building heavier tanks is NEVER useless. It teaches manufacturers and designers weak-points in design, and allows the tank to evolve. Hence there are now IFV's more heavily armoured, heavier, and with armament better than medium tanks of WW2. Tanks have settled at 45-80 tons, but armour and sensor technology has improved out of all recognition.

    • @Fidd88-mc4sz
      @Fidd88-mc4sz 7 месяцев назад

      I should have clarified, the reason tank weights have now stabilised at 45-80 tons, and not increased subsequently, is that despite the weight no longer being an obstacle mechanically in terms of the tank being reliable, it remains a severe problem when it comes to bridge crossings. Most of the bridges in Russia and the old Eastern bloc, pre 1990, are only rated to about 60 tons, meaning Western tanks of 75 tons crossing them safely is not a given, whereas the T64's-T90's CAN cross them west-bound, so to speak. Paranoia affecting bridge design! Back in WW2 of course it was the mechanical side of things that made tanks in this weight range difficult. The great majority of Tiger I's, Panthers, Jagdpanthers and Tiger II's, not to mention the Jagdtiger and (maus) were lost due to fuel exhaustion/engine failure or final drive failure. Far more than were actually lost in combat. The other screw-up related to the sloped front glacis on many of these later types, and the use of a front drive-sprocket, meaning that in order to pull out the final drive by the drivers knees, the tank had to be retrieved, the turret and gun removed before it could even be got at. It took at least 3 days, which was awkward if the enemy advanced in the interim! By way of contrast, the Sherman's final drive could be replaced in 3-4 hours flat! (if it failed at all)

  • @mynameisjeff747
    @mynameisjeff747 Год назад +2

    Rogamloveg was never intended irl

  • @thebuffalo2263
    @thebuffalo2263 Год назад +3

    I’d love to see a video on the tragic submarine mishaps over the years.

  • @yamatohime2035
    @yamatohime2035 Год назад +2

    I remember reading how Soviet tanks were stopped by JagdTiger but ISU-152 managed to land 50 kg HE shell on its front plate... And JagdTiger just stopped firing.

  • @amelialouma4762
    @amelialouma4762 8 месяцев назад

    The Tog 2 was not armed with a 17pdr but with the 28pdr, a 94mm cannon.

  • @elitetitantimerman
    @elitetitantimerman 5 месяцев назад +1

    whoever made that tank in the thumbnail is a demon

  • @dexwy
    @dexwy 11 месяцев назад +1

    Well the TOG II was able to go faster than 8.5mph the last surviving TOG II has a damaged transmission which limited its top speed to 8.5mph and the TOG II atcually has a 94mm 28pdr gun. For the longest time people have thought that it had a 17pdr 76mm gun but after somone measured the guns wight he had found out that it indeed was not the 17pdr 76mm gun but the 28pdr 94mm gun.

  • @amosmcneal
    @amosmcneal Год назад +2

    omg thankyou for more tank vids hope to see more in the futre

  • @TheRealArtimusKnight
    @TheRealArtimusKnight Год назад +5

    I think if we tried we could totally build a replica of the Ratte

    • @Predator42ID
      @Predator42ID Год назад

      Not try, do or do not, there is no try. I quote Yoda for the simple fact that if Germany can build a 2,000 ton tracked mining machine, then the Ratte wouldn't be an issue.
      Heck with Russia's lack of true air superiority I can see a few modern versions of the Ratte absolutely decimating the Orcs.

    • @bricefleckenstein9666
      @bricefleckenstein9666 Год назад

      You mean "build a prototy[e" as it never made it off the drawing board and apparently never even made it TO a "final design" drawing board.
      At least the Landkruser's gun did (also known as the Karl Gustav and the Dora, 2 built one documented to have been used at Stalingrad among other places).

    • @bricefleckenstein9666
      @bricefleckenstein9666 Год назад

      @@Predator42ID If you're talking about the Baggers, they're a lot more than 2000 tons - but the external power and the sheer HEIGHT of the things would be issues in a fighting vehicle.
      And they make the T95 or Tortise look like race cars.

  • @ProfessorDreamer
    @ProfessorDreamer Год назад +3

    Simple History can you do a Simple History video on Fulgencio Batista and his presidency in Cuba.

  • @darkshock42mlg05
    @darkshock42mlg05 8 месяцев назад

    Another interesting one that was never made was the land krüiser. Which was basically supposed to be an aircraft carrier on land and fired the biggest artilery rounds ever made. There's a good reason it was never made. It can't cross any bridge. It's probably as heavy as 10000 fully loaded tractor trailers.

  • @madgavin7568
    @madgavin7568 Год назад +2

    No idea why you included the 44M Tas when it wasn't even that heavy and was a promising tank design from a minor country, but left out the much more famous Maus super-heavy tank which was the epitome of a 'useless, overweight tank'.

    • @victory7999
      @victory7999 27 дней назад +1

      Exactly, in fact the 44M Tas was an incredibly capable tank design for any country, let alone for a minor power. I think they went off topic with some of these tanks, and then forgot to talk about useless overweight tanks like the Maus, E-100, O-I, T28/T95, IS-7, etc.

  • @vietnamtoivodich-wk6sf
    @vietnamtoivodich-wk6sf 11 месяцев назад +2

    The Panther could have been an excellent tank if Hitler hadn't forced the engineers to make it heavier

  • @bendeguzmatekovacs6615
    @bendeguzmatekovacs6615 Год назад +2

    Just some help with Hungarian: Rohamlöveg literaly means assault gun, so it can be translated as Tas assault gun. Great video btw.

  • @Mexican00b
    @Mexican00b Год назад

    imagine a 100 ton tank nowadays being done by 1 drone of about 5-10kg weight... hehehehhehehehe

  • @JohanKlein
    @JohanKlein Год назад +2

    I am surprised that there is no mention of IS-7 that was nearly adopted for service, but considered "too heavy"? which lead lead to his smaller brother IS-8 (T-10) being adopted.

  • @Yashuop
    @Yashuop Год назад +2552

    I will do 1 Pushup for every like i get on this comment 💪🏻

  • @TheGreyGhost873
    @TheGreyGhost873 Год назад +6

    So what about the maus and the American superheavy?

  • @KhyleriSGT
    @KhyleriSGT Год назад +1

    JagdTiger it was a tank that the allies would not have wanted to face, especially if it was facing them

  • @Hatsune625
    @Hatsune625 Год назад +5

    fun fact:
    In WT and Wot universe... The tog 2 and Tortoise was nice....
    Tog 2 in wot was tier6 and wanna big HP aside its slow like that video.
    Tortoise in wot is same as Tog2 but having more armor and nice DPM.

    • @johngreen4349
      @johngreen4349 Год назад

      The Tortoise is also in WT, but it SUCKS! It's lack of mobility makes it near impossible to fight without the help of teammates, and you often lag behind, making you easy prey for aircraft

    • @Hatsune625
      @Hatsune625 Год назад

      @@johngreen4349 true but being super heavy tank...

    • @bricefleckenstein9666
      @bricefleckenstein9666 Год назад

      In WoT, the Tog 2 is one of only 2 Tier 6 vehicles I never did a one-shot kill on with a KV2.
      Just too many hit points.
      Never managed it on a T150, just a little too much armor and never got full pen.

  • @Hevensdragon
    @Hevensdragon 8 месяцев назад

    Considering how crews often abandoned them, its suprising only 3 remain.

  • @dakotahudson8964
    @dakotahudson8964 Год назад +2

    'Bigger Is Better' equals "Absolute Waste of Time and Resources'.

  • @aeon_zero
    @aeon_zero 11 месяцев назад

    -I hear you were in the military.
    -yeah, spent a few years in the Absolute Unit.

  • @Goc4ever
    @Goc4ever Год назад +3

    A great video as always Simple History, well done. It was quite the nice touch hearing you say absolute unit and for that you have my most sincere congratulations🎉.

  • @doggo3354
    @doggo3354 8 месяцев назад

    “If there’s a use to that, I’ll eat my hat.” -Codsworth

  • @necronticgaming6186
    @necronticgaming6186 6 месяцев назад

    The german industrial complex:how big are the tank design that you what?
    Hitler: yes.

  • @izumishion6267
    @izumishion6267 Год назад +6

    Interesting you didn't include the Japanese O-I Super Heavy Tank or the American T28/T95 Super Heavy Tank.

    • @Random_merkava_enjoyer
      @Random_merkava_enjoyer Год назад +1

      Not much is known about the o-i since the supposed prototype is nowhere to be seen

    • @Teh0X
      @Teh0X Год назад +2

      @@Random_merkava_enjoyer The blueprints and test drive documents exist, but WoT, numerous model builders and "what if historians" have spread so much misinformation that people think the whole vehicle didn't exist.

  • @roxywolfdragon1767
    @roxywolfdragon1767 Год назад +1

    Love the emphasis on the TOG2s length at 7:30 ha ha ha

  • @WinterTyrant
    @WinterTyrant Год назад +4

    The bigger the cannon the slower the reload the higher the chance to die if surrounded

  • @frankangelino6058
    @frankangelino6058 Год назад +1

    Huh, I didn't know that the Germans tried to mount an old Austro-Hungarian Skoda 30.5cm mortar on a tank

  • @bricefleckenstein9666
    @bricefleckenstein9666 Год назад

    1:19
    There is evidence that at least one Maus participated in at least one battle on the Eastern Front before being disabled.
    188 tons is a LOT more than 71 tons.
    The Jag is probably the heaviest land combat vehicle to enter serial production AND see combat though.

  • @brandonwilde8988
    @brandonwilde8988 Год назад +1

    0:16 describes what you will encounter after posting memes in General

  • @ethanwashington60
    @ethanwashington60 Год назад +1

    Do videos on the comparison of Churchill, Matilda, Crusader and Cromwell vs Sherman/Pershing please!!

  • @armouredarchives8867
    @armouredarchives8867 Год назад

    No, TOG did not have a 17pdr cannon. And NO tog was not designed for 'WW1'-style trench crossings.

  • @XanderFields
    @XanderFields 8 месяцев назад

    seeing the desert pink tank made me want to watch sao alt again

  • @ryleeculla5570
    @ryleeculla5570 Год назад

    The way you made the tiger 2 is giving me flash backs to call of duty ww2

  • @Hyde_Hill
    @Hyde_Hill Год назад +2

    Not sure why the Hungarian tank was deemed as useless. As the Panther was okay and if it was similar it could have performed well if it was eventually constructed.

    • @victory7999
      @victory7999 27 дней назад +2

      Yeah exactly, not sure why they consider a 36.6/38 ton relatively effective design to be "overweight and useless", but I don't think they stuck to the title because they missed out some real behemoths.

  • @fahrradmittelfranken8207
    @fahrradmittelfranken8207 Год назад +5

    How is thee 44M "useless and overweight", it sounded like a feasible project with a reasonably strong gun.

    • @Justin-rv7oy
      @Justin-rv7oy 9 месяцев назад +1

      Agree 💯

    • @troygroomes104
      @troygroomes104 9 месяцев назад

      There were 2 projects with the name 44m

    • @fahrradmittelfranken8207
      @fahrradmittelfranken8207 9 месяцев назад

      @@troygroomes104 the one in the video obviously

    • @troygroomes104
      @troygroomes104 9 месяцев назад

      @fahrradmittelfranken8207 both 44m projects were actually heavier than mentioned

    • @MAG_Doger
      @MAG_Doger 2 месяца назад

      I saw your comment exactly when the video mentioned it

  • @jehoiakimelidoronila5450
    @jehoiakimelidoronila5450 Год назад +2

    You forgot the t-28/t-95, America's only super heavy turretless tank

  • @auo2365
    @auo2365 Год назад

    Dayum the t-28/t-95 super heavy tank didn’t make it onto this video list.

  • @SlesinowyMikol
    @SlesinowyMikol Год назад

    i like how the tog in the thumbnail is just shooting itself

  • @warlordshaxx856
    @warlordshaxx856 Год назад +4

    1:58, i wondered if tanks as heavy as the Jagdtiger would fall of the cranes during transport and uhh the tank just fell on him

  • @dominikmeril1720
    @dominikmeril1720 11 месяцев назад

    TUTEL!!!!
    i love how the maus wasnt mentioned. that means mercedes did a good job with it:)

  • @williamreffett5862
    @williamreffett5862 Год назад +1

    No, it was its own ability. That's what made it nice.
    They just didn't have capable leaders that could actually use it

  • @G_MaxX
    @G_MaxX 8 месяцев назад

    7:58 who else spotted the German gunner firing at that tank covering his eyes with a blindfold.

  • @dominicbrothers
    @dominicbrothers Год назад

    Holy crap, thats what our beloved narrator looks like! Awesome :D

  • @TheJKDragon
    @TheJKDragon Год назад +1

    TOG II is love, TOG II is life.
    Put the Hotdog Skin on that badboy and start enjoying life ffs.

  • @briantoner5247
    @briantoner5247 Год назад +1

    4:00 Hungarian 44 M Tas was a super heavy? Or at least too heavy for its own good? 4:20

  • @GuniMoo
    @GuniMoo Год назад +3

    Only OGs remember the green tank destroyer thumbnail

  • @psychodelicate
    @psychodelicate Год назад +3

    Only real ones remember when this was titled Absolute Unit Tanks

  • @KurosakiFX
    @KurosakiFX Месяц назад +1

    6:17 massive you say? You know what else is massive?

  • @pauljensen5699
    @pauljensen5699 Год назад +1

    Is the guy in the British tank museum for the TOG2 tank, wearing the green jacket supposed to be Lazerpig?

  • @NashmanNash
    @NashmanNash Год назад +1

    Fun Fact:The Bovington TOG II actually has the 3.7inch 28pdr gun^^

  • @ultrajd
    @ultrajd 9 месяцев назад

    The JT was a terrible idea.
    The SPG Tiger might’ve worked. But unlikely.
    The TOG II is an interesting beast. You could practically live in the thing.

  • @Cloie_or_ColeVicious
    @Cloie_or_ColeVicious Год назад +7

    YESSSS 0:01!

  • @jmar1973
    @jmar1973 11 месяцев назад

    @1:58 R.I.P. To that factory worker! 🏭 👷🏻

  • @Mahkwa
    @Mahkwa Год назад +1

    How about a video about times when enemies helped each other/inpromptu ceasefires?

  • @StevenBaer-zv6lq
    @StevenBaer-zv6lq 7 месяцев назад +1

    Soviet Union came out with a hopping tank that seems to bounce forward. Never seen any action? Russian military came up with the strangest and weird tank of the First World War. It's actually had a gigantic, huge front wheel called Tsar Tank, it never saw any action. The front wheel was supposed to knock over trees, it's actually still there today.

  • @PaulRyan-x2h
    @PaulRyan-x2h Год назад

    Brilliant vid as always🎉🎉🎉

  • @falsum6913
    @falsum6913 9 месяцев назад

    I grew up in Kirkcudbright I’ve seen the wreck of the A39 Tortoise

  • @19Freddie
    @19Freddie Год назад +4

    TOG II, my favorite troll tank in WoT. Also, you forgot to mention the T29 aka the "Doom Turtle" and its simultaneously hilarious and wtf story.

    • @emic28
      @emic28 Год назад

      T28/T95 u mean?

    • @19Freddie
      @19Freddie Год назад +1

      @@emic28 yes, sorry had a different tank on my mind apparently.

  • @kaiperdaens7670
    @kaiperdaens7670 11 месяцев назад +1

    Just tought of that, what if you put the A10 gun(gua 8 avenger if I am right) on a tank.

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 Год назад

    Bob Semple Tank ( New Zealand ) :
    *"AMATEURS !!!"*

  • @Gaming.N.Stuff.Official
    @Gaming.N.Stuff.Official 9 месяцев назад

    Damn thumbnail just a TOG II shooting its own driver.