Alan Wake 2 - Koskela Brothers - All Commercials

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  • Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024

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  • @lmnt66
    @lmnt66 11 месяцев назад +634

    You know the writing is amazing when the last commercial manages to be simultaneously incredibly sad yet also really funny.

    • @doomset1231
      @doomset1231 10 месяцев назад +49

      Creepy as hell tho you could see the fear behind his mask every time he looks over at the bookshelf corner that has seemingly nothing there. But he sees something that scares the shit out of him regardless like he’s got a gun pointed at him and that’s the most interesting yet uneasy part about that whole ad.

    • @cykrya5156
      @cykrya5156 10 месяцев назад +71

      ​@@doomset1231it's his brother... or lack thereof. He's not scared, he's sad

    • @doomset1231
      @doomset1231 10 месяцев назад +10

      @@cykrya5156 I genuinely thought it was scratch, I must’ve been high af but when he looked over at that empty space you could see the outline of Wake’s reflection on the screen and for some reason led me to think they tried to imply it was him, and aside from his advertising of Alan’s book to help clue that together 🤷🏻‍♂️. That part about the brother is sad af tho still

    • @thronedeny
      @thronedeny 10 месяцев назад +27

      @@doomset1231there actually is a shadow of a person standing there. and not just a reflection or something, i checked specifically yesterday, just played through the end.
      yep, incredibly sad

    • @BlazingOwnager
      @BlazingOwnager 28 дней назад

      @@thronedeny Wow. I didn't actually notice the shadow there. It's super subtle. Nice spotting.

  • @everost4398
    @everost4398 11 месяцев назад +612

    "I'm very busy wearing a turtleneck and drinking wine, like an asshole" and "fuck the government, we have bolt cutters" are with all likelyhood some of the best sentences in all gaming hystory 🤣

    • @der4815162342
      @der4815162342 10 месяцев назад +65

      i find the line " Oh, shit. This coffe is shit." very underrated as well

    • @andgalactus1
      @andgalactus1 9 месяцев назад

      @@der4815162342 "It's not sad if it's intentional." had me drying.

    • @LOVEMUFFIN_official
      @LOVEMUFFIN_official 9 месяцев назад +18

      It’s not sad if it’s intentional…

    • @seanmedlock
      @seanmedlock 9 месяцев назад

      *Jaakko nods sagely*@@der4815162342

    • @kvng_rvbby
      @kvng_rvbby 8 месяцев назад +3

      *in human history

  • @BatmanBaggins
    @BatmanBaggins 10 месяцев назад +363

    "It's not sad if it's intentional"
    Turns out I've been drinking in the Finnish style for years now.

    • @yumpox
      @yumpox 10 месяцев назад +38

      Kalsarikännit is the only true way to drink.

  • @ibradazovic2180
    @ibradazovic2180 10 месяцев назад +336

    "Brightfalls blend organic coffee is brewed with care right here in the pacific northwest from coffee beans that are sourced locally in Puerto Rico." 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stimolus
    @stimolus 10 месяцев назад +206

    Peter Franzen deservers Best Support Role BAFTA for portraying Koskela Twins.
    Score: 5 out of 5 Ahma Beers.

  • @Comtar
    @Comtar 11 месяцев назад +302

    I understand we've had amazing performances in video games this year from Spider-Man 2 and Final Fantasy XVI. But this guy is my number one pick for best performance.

    • @Maritajs
      @Maritajs 10 месяцев назад +38

      He's amazing. He plays two complete opposites, and he also plays them playing roles in commercials... And it's flawless. Definitely deserves some kind of award for this!!

    • @MOYAHORROR
      @MOYAHORROR 10 месяцев назад +22

      He was also in Love Death and Robots. Peter Franzen is a mad man. Also not to forget the Vikings series that he was in

    • @chinese_bot
      @chinese_bot 10 месяцев назад +27

      Wait, these are THE SAME guy?? I’ve watched these countless times and had no idea hahaha.

    • @dcmastermindfirst9418
      @dcmastermindfirst9418 10 месяцев назад +2

      Spiderman was generic trash.

    • @DerClouder
      @DerClouder 9 месяцев назад +4

      The actor Peter Franzen had a stint in a comedy show called Studio Impossible. He has an amazing range of acting, from serious drama to comedic nonsense like this.

  • @SuperAp0calypse
    @SuperAp0calypse 11 месяцев назад +240

    I loved these.I found it hilarious that they say "Fuck the government - we have bolt cutters!" then the FBC maintenance guy hires Ilmo anyway so he can fix the fbc detection equipment that the Koskela Brothers and their "cult" have themselves tampered with xD

    • @Maritajs
      @Maritajs 10 месяцев назад +53

      Spoiler alert: If I remember right, Ilmo sent a letter or email telling the cult NOT to tamper with it though, so he wasn't in on it. He just wanted to keep people safe, but the cult was a bit out of control, members started doing shit on their own.

    • @justsomebodyhere4930
      @justsomebodyhere4930 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@MaritajsWasn't Ilmo himself tampering with it?

    • @Maritajs
      @Maritajs 10 месяцев назад

      @@justsomebodyhere4930 no he only disguised himself and stole some documents from them, which is how he learned that Alan Wake could potentially be dangerous. Hence why he wants to kill him. He makes it clear in letters/emails that he does not want to catch FBC's attention.

    • @MrAatami
      @MrAatami 10 месяцев назад +23

      @@justsomebodyhere4930 Yes, but only to alert the "cult" when something comes out of the lake, so that they can deal with it. Basically their own little FBC near the cauldron lake, calling it a cult was Ilmo's idea to make those woods scary so that the people wouldn't go there on their own... hence the tour guide business as well.

  • @lunadashie4642
    @lunadashie4642 11 месяцев назад +254

    Ilmo is having the time of his life and Jaakko looks like he doesn't want to be there😂

    • @alexmear5096
      @alexmear5096 11 месяцев назад +16

      The two remind me of some of my older brothers

    • @Jtw0912
      @Jtw0912 11 месяцев назад +68

      Except for then they say "fuck the government, we have bolt cutters" then it looks like he has a real smile on his face.

    • @SuperAp0calypse
      @SuperAp0calypse 11 месяцев назад +46

      So sad what happened to Jaakko. These were the 2 I wanted to make it through the entire game, so of course I was denied that. Ilmo is the complete opposite after that too :(

    • @jaxirraywhisper741
      @jaxirraywhisper741 10 месяцев назад +20

      You are forgetting one thing - the reality is shifting, nothing is final @@SuperAp0calypse

    • @Elias-hm7we
      @Elias-hm7we 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@jaxirraywhisper741 Hopefully, at the final cutscene, where Alan and Saga supposedly fix everything, Jaakko gets brought back too.

  • @Catinkontti
    @Catinkontti 10 месяцев назад +90

    Jaakko is like what Finns' mood look like outside, but Ilmo is how they feel inside!

  • @prince_warhero
    @prince_warhero 10 месяцев назад +142

    The last one where Ilmo was staring into empty space was weirdly very sad

    • @Al-hc4eh
      @Al-hc4eh 9 месяцев назад +17

      Also Scary when you realise you can see a shadow outline hinting that Ilmo is coerced into this while also missing his bro 😭

    • @Asko83
      @Asko83 5 месяцев назад +3

      It was the nightmare dimension after all.

  • @jonathonpolk3592
    @jonathonpolk3592 10 месяцев назад +112

    No, I'm very busy wearing a turtleneck and drinking wine... like an asshole.
    Cracks me up every time!

  • @Grizzly_Neme5i5
    @Grizzly_Neme5i5 8 месяцев назад +29

    For a game that's so dark , I love how they are able to find that balance and timing for some comedy. Really breaks up the whole creepy vibe. Remedy is a master at game narrative.

  • @Andre_APM
    @Andre_APM 10 месяцев назад +74

    The dry delivery of "drinking wine, like an a-hole" was so damn perfecf

  • @sir9integra9jr
    @sir9integra9jr 3 месяца назад +3

    The words “we’re going to a cool guys house to drink some brewskies. Are you coming?” escape my mouth at least 4x/week

    • @sir9integra9jr
      @sir9integra9jr 3 месяца назад +1

      also, “fuck the government, we have bolt cutters”

  • @aliteraryfrenzy
    @aliteraryfrenzy 9 месяцев назад +21

    After hearing Saga say "I need bolt cutters to open this" so many times, the Adventure Tours commercial was a game hint most welcome.

  • @supermariofan03
    @supermariofan03 9 месяцев назад +32

    That last commercial is Coen Brothers level of dark humor.

  • @lowserver2
    @lowserver2 11 месяцев назад +69

    the last one, were they kept cutting to nothing was really sad XD

    • @SuperAp0calypse
      @SuperAp0calypse 11 месяцев назад +36

      Jaakko's shadow is just about visible. Makes it so much more poignant :(

  • @rickyray2794
    @rickyray2794 10 месяцев назад +68

    Seriously stop feeding our goats coffee lmao

    • @CosmosTheFox
      @CosmosTheFox 10 месяцев назад +27

      It’s not a-moose-ing 💀

  • @Nick-kd6pk
    @Nick-kd6pk 10 месяцев назад +50

    I didn't notice on my playthrough that in the last one when the camera zooms in to where Jaakko usually stands, there's a shadow moving in his place

  • @marshallalexander8228
    @marshallalexander8228 9 месяцев назад +34

    9:05 Both sad and funny to know Jaakko is gone but somehow forced to keep on doing those shitty commercials 😂

  • @martinholt8168
    @martinholt8168 5 месяцев назад +13

    Sam Lake is to coffee what Quentin Tarantino is to feet.

  • @adrino6557
    @adrino6557 8 месяцев назад +6

    If commercials were like this, I'd actually pay attention to them

  • @chinese_bot
    @chinese_bot 10 месяцев назад +49

    8:09
    I absolutely lose it everytime I see him mouthing “f*ck!” So unexpectedly hilarious.

    • @cykrya5156
      @cykrya5156 10 месяцев назад +16

      Its more of a "whoa" tbh

  • @RandyDobo
    @RandyDobo 7 месяцев назад +8

    Holy hell the final commercial broke my heart

  • @a_forestghoul
    @a_forestghoul 9 месяцев назад +18

    “Fuck the government we have bolt cutters” is my mindset playing any survival horror game

  • @cryptic9511
    @cryptic9511 9 месяцев назад +16

    Rip Mocha, you'll be missed.

  • @J0hnT0m0rr0w
    @J0hnT0m0rr0w 7 месяцев назад +6

    It says a lot that while I was playing I thought this guy was played by two people. He's an amazing actor, I hope Remedy have him back in the future.

  • @WhiteHawk77
    @WhiteHawk77 10 месяцев назад +23

    “Better love making AND (makes suggestive motion) deeper connection to animals” 🤔

    • @FrancisFjordCupola
      @FrancisFjordCupola 10 месяцев назад +9

      You seriously don't want to know what *else* they do to keep warm up there in the far north.

    • @whuffa
      @whuffa 10 месяцев назад +13

      So that's what happened to Mocha the Moose...

  • @supermariofan03
    @supermariofan03 10 месяцев назад +22

    I like to think this game is a tribute to survival horror games from the late 90s-early 00s. Back then survival horror games had cheesy light hearted moments to balance out the horror aspect.

  • @Dangerousdaze
    @Dangerousdaze 10 месяцев назад +40

    I love when he makes a big deal of opening the beer can you hear the ring pull but there's literally no fizz sound. The beer is completely flat. Oh, and best book review ever.

    • @jarskil8862
      @jarskil8862 9 месяцев назад +1

      I have almost feeling its making fun of "premium bulk lagers"

  • @Fredtalica
    @Fredtalica 7 месяцев назад +4

    I love how the actual book review in the last one is about the quality of the physical book rather than the contents of the novel. Really great stuff!

  • @APPLECAKEPIE3477
    @APPLECAKEPIE3477 7 месяцев назад +3

    I teared in sadness and laugh at the comedy of the last commercial, all of them were so epic.

  • @AdnanAhmed
    @AdnanAhmed 10 месяцев назад +16

    Loved this guy in the Vikings!

  • @warlord7779
    @warlord7779 9 месяцев назад +8

    Never thought this would be the next thing I see King Harald (from Vikings) in 😂😂 dude's got range

  • @L7CK7
    @L7CK7 9 месяцев назад +6

    These are endlessly rewatchable. Fantastic job by Remedy and Peter.

  • @cosmincoco3679
    @cosmincoco3679 10 месяцев назад +26

    oh no a bear

  • @hamlindigo_blue
    @hamlindigo_blue 10 месяцев назад +16

    Coffee World has been bugged since the latest update. Platinum unobtainable until they fix it.
    Edit: Fixed on the Dec 11 update. Trophy unlocked by loading my save just before the ending.

  • @DrSchnaggelz
    @DrSchnaggelz 9 месяцев назад +7

    I mean seriously! That alone makes it GOTY for me...Remedy never disappointed me with story, neither comedy, nor gameplay...perfect as usual

    • @panlis6243
      @panlis6243 9 месяцев назад

      The gameplay was kinda mid tbh

    • @happymoomoocow
      @happymoomoocow 8 месяцев назад

      @@panlis6243Just classic survival horror

  • @ZgermanGuy.
    @ZgermanGuy. 9 месяцев назад +5

    jacko has the I really wish I was somewere else right now button on his shirt
    also love how in the book commercial he describes everything EXCEPT the content off the book

  • @OwocowyMr
    @OwocowyMr 9 месяцев назад +5

    I'm so happy to see Peter Franzen in the game, getting a lot of time to shine, with those commercials being a true cherry on top. he's a great actor and with the game's popularity it'll only do him good in the future

  • @lu_canis
    @lu_canis 10 месяцев назад +30

    R.I.P. Jakko 😓😓

  • @midnightjay
    @midnightjay 10 месяцев назад +13

    I love these brothers, funny af lmao

  • @saucefreakystyle
    @saucefreakystyle 7 месяцев назад +2

    It always gets me that the review for Return says absolutely nothing about the story itself, just the physical book

  • @duuuuude1526
    @duuuuude1526 10 месяцев назад +7

    who knew King Harald Finehair was so fuckin hilarious?

  • @HaruIRAI
    @HaruIRAI 8 месяцев назад +4

    Oof, that "Return" review gave me chills!
    I also like the fact, that Ilmo clearly haven't read the book, so for the review he keeps listing it's physical properties

    • @lepari9986
      @lepari9986 8 месяцев назад +1

      I mean he states that it has the best and most compelling back cover description so it's clearly implying it's the only part he reads foom books.

  • @Luemm3l
    @Luemm3l 7 месяцев назад +1

    I return frequently to this just for Jakkoo to remind me to do more Kalsarikännit.

  • @FrenchTaunter12
    @FrenchTaunter12 9 месяцев назад +10

    These commercials are both awesomely terrible and terribly awesome.

  • @Martel4
    @Martel4 10 месяцев назад +6

    Ilmo is so handsome.

  • @StealthlessGaming
    @StealthlessGaming 8 месяцев назад +1

    That last commercial was a trip

  • @SensibleMax
    @SensibleMax 3 дня назад

    I was today's years old when I found out both brothers are played by the same actor

  • @Kanerudo
    @Kanerudo 10 месяцев назад +14

    I hope they got a happy ending with the new ending of the manuscript

  • @SergenteHartman2356
    @SergenteHartman2356 10 месяцев назад +7

    9:02 where men cried

  • @tonicipriani
    @tonicipriani 2 месяца назад

    3:04 The asterisk on the word coffee almost sounds as if it wasn't coffee, lol.

  • @supermariofan03
    @supermariofan03 5 месяцев назад +1

    Commercial 1: Beer Cans.
    Commercial 6: Deer’s Eyes.

  • @Palpab1e
    @Palpab1e 5 месяцев назад +1

    5:30 Mocha almost breaks character LOL

  • @robertborland5083
    @robertborland5083 10 месяцев назад +24

    With the Ahma Beer, I almost suspected the Koskela Brothers to be Yoopers.
    ("Ahma" means "wolverine" in Finnish, & Michigan is the "Wolverine State". The Upper Peninsula is notable for its large Finnish presence. However, the Upper Peninsula has a strong regional identity of its own, so I am unsure how well the wolverine symbolism would fit.)

    • @Handaro
      @Handaro 10 месяцев назад +15

      I think that the name ”Ahma” is more straightforward. One of the most popular beer brands is called ”Karhu” which tranlates to ”Bear” so it might be another nod to Finland

    • @robertborland5083
      @robertborland5083 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@Handaro Yeah; you are right. I guess it is funny how context can affect the way such symbols are read.
      EDIT: Or I am probably just an idiot.

    • @MrAatami
      @MrAatami 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@Handaro Style of the print on the can is closer to Karjala though, so it's pretty much two of the popular ones or at least well known ones.

  • @gostovahs8121
    @gostovahs8121 9 месяцев назад +5

    As a Washingtonian, the part where they claimed their coffee was 'locally sourced' before whispering 'from Puerto Rico' I was like 'whew, we take our coffee seriously here and nothing sounds more sus and gross than coffee that was grown in the damp, cold, PNW' :P

  • @nunita141
    @nunita141 Месяц назад

    They’re the best

  • @samu19921
    @samu19921 9 месяцев назад +4

    That's why at Koskela brothers we say, Fuck the Government! 😂

  • @Cin3mattic
    @Cin3mattic 10 месяцев назад +10

    I was so sad when jakko got GOT 😢 his last moments tho he sounded like a bad ass

  • @NUBF
    @NUBF 9 месяцев назад +1

    So fucking funny, love this guy and these characters!!

  • @jm-pc9bj
    @jm-pc9bj 5 месяцев назад

    Hopefully these characters get own show, especially Jaakko 😂

  • @hehehefunnyname9613
    @hehehefunnyname9613 10 месяцев назад +4

    I swear the book club is based on an old creepypasta where many people disappear from the world and even the media from years ago. Specifically in it they would gesture to a character who wasn't there and then look down somewhat depressed and then carry on. I forgot what the story was called but I swear it's real

  • @AyaHikari-nj9gw
    @AyaHikari-nj9gw 10 месяцев назад +1

    Very funny and unique commercial

  • @SilkyForestMoose
    @SilkyForestMoose 10 месяцев назад +12

    Avoiding watching Return review cuz I’m not that far- But Jakko is by far the best actor in the game.

    • @Demmrir
      @Demmrir 10 месяцев назад +5

      That was a very good decision on your part.

    • @egg_234
      @egg_234 9 месяцев назад

      😅

  • @MesserJackII
    @MesserJackII 2 месяца назад

    Justice for Jaakko!!

  • @DudleyKetsukane
    @DudleyKetsukane 9 месяцев назад +1

    These feel like tim and eric sketches

  • @andgalactus1
    @andgalactus1 9 месяцев назад

    Imagine having to make this video again because the DLC added more commercials lol.

  • @alvarobaltazar831
    @alvarobaltazar831 10 месяцев назад +3

    king harald!

  • @gurkmagister
    @gurkmagister 9 месяцев назад +1

    Coffe World reminds me a lot of Wasalandia

  • @AuspexAO
    @AuspexAO 10 месяцев назад +4

    i don't like the way he continues to gyrate when he says, "deeper connection to animals."

  • @ZombieGuy2401
    @ZombieGuy2401 8 месяцев назад +2

    Oh Jaako…

  • @MizzterFu
    @MizzterFu 2 месяца назад

    King Harald!

  • @caulinwhitewater4118
    @caulinwhitewater4118 9 месяцев назад +1

    5:55 “cononcerina”

  • @Unindependent
    @Unindependent 10 месяцев назад +2

    Do you think it means something when in the last commercial, Jaakko is shown as a shade instead of being completely gone 🤔

    • @zami8827
      @zami8827 9 месяцев назад

      Just play the game and you know why.

  • @ignaciovitalis3971
    @ignaciovitalis3971 10 месяцев назад +4

    Oh shit. The coffee's shit

  • @alebitteri2159
    @alebitteri2159 9 месяцев назад +2

    :D the finnish culture in a nutshell

  • @maukunauku
    @maukunauku 9 месяцев назад +3

    pippeli

  • @FutBoy281
    @FutBoy281 10 месяцев назад

    That Return Review commercial almost turned into a Threshold Kids episode
    anyone know what's being said in the background of it?

  • @raimandooo
    @raimandooo 10 месяцев назад +3

    any ideas why this achievement is still not unlocked for me? as I have all 6 and re-watched them fully in the mind place, still not unlocked?

    • @Hitsari
      @Hitsari 10 месяцев назад

      What difficulty did you play?

    • @raimandooo
      @raimandooo 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@Hitsari normal diff, all good now

    • @Hitsari
      @Hitsari 10 месяцев назад

      @@raimandooo what you needed to do to unlock everything?

    • @raimandooo
      @raimandooo 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@Hitsari im not sure but after i watched them all again the achievement was unlocked even though i did not receive an in game notification about it

  • @TheSeriousSentinel
    @TheSeriousSentinel Месяц назад

    help.

  • @GoFeri
    @GoFeri Месяц назад

    You are coffee

  • @jackoblllllllll
    @jackoblllllllll 10 месяцев назад

    How did you get the Coffee World video tape? I saw the commercial but can’t watch it again in the mind place.

    • @jondalton7846
      @jondalton7846 10 месяцев назад +2

      I'm stuck with the same issue. Apparently, it has to do with the latest update (.12) of the game, it broke this collectible on the PS5 and now it can't be completed until they fix it (hopefully with the next update). I paused my playthrough till it gets fixed.

    • @jonphelps92
      @jonphelps92 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@jondalton7846the same thing happened on Xbox Series X too. So I'm waiting for a patch since the commercial achievement is the one left I need.

  • @simmysims9209
    @simmysims9209 10 месяцев назад

    😂

  • @DerClouder
    @DerClouder 9 месяцев назад

    It's nice to see all the good parts in a 10 minute video instead of suffering through the entire boring game.