I vividly remember finishing Portal 2 a few days ago, hearing the "kill yourself now" line and I completely forgot that Wheatley was talking even more lmao. Great mono/dialogue in this game, I gotta say.
this dialogue is so long that at some point i just gave up trying to hear as much of the dialogue in the game as possible bc i didn’t want to listen to him anymore
Ibe played this so many times and never knew he has diologe if you actually do it what the hay (now i have a exuse to play portal for the millionth time hehe yay)
Yeah the only things wrong are the long fall boots wouldn't work in real life, and wheatley wouldn't escape the moon's gravity and instead fall back to the surface
i love when shitposts are getting more views than my actual quality videos!!!
i can relate bro
Same here I reposted the manny fligugigu meme & got loads more than usual views
same
Are the actual quality videos in the room right now?
hehea screw quality content
I love the fact that he actually reacts to the player killing them selves
he also reacts to it in the part where he kills you
@@SuperSone Same dialogue too
Bro said it so casually like he’s the opposite of the hotline
because he is
@@SamdaChao Touché, touché.
He is designed to be the coldsquiggle
more like a... coldline... hah.
@@caughtin4k959 a zombine, get it?
Wheately is the best negotiator ever lol
Even after been corrupted wheatley still can't be very serious
He's literally the dumbass core so I'm not surprised.
1:16 this end broken me 💀
just like the masher broke chell
0:45 this thing wasn't expected
most motivational wheatley speech after taking glados's body
G.L.a.D.O.S: "And here I was thinking Wheatley was a moron, I can't believe you actually listened to him!"
Wheatley: "I AM NOT A MORON!!!"
YES YOU ARE! YOU’RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!
obligatory unfunny overused joke made. Congrats
@@alexjustalexyt1144 someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed
@@alexjustalexyt1144 someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed
@@alexjustalexyt1144 someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed
Glad to see one of my all-time favorite fandoms is still alive and well
hehe you said the thing
It is... Moldy, and insane, and starving, but it is alive.
@@quantumblauthor7300 The mold has siphoned all the moisture
GLaD
Waiting for the day valve learns to count to 3
Wheatley is the portal universe version of LTG
No, more Elon Musk. He is not a Moron.
"Oh! Wow! Good, I did not think that was gonna work."
then he just dips
I vividly remember finishing Portal 2 a few days ago, hearing the "kill yourself now" line and I completely forgot that Wheatley was talking even more lmao. Great mono/dialogue in this game, I gotta say.
yeah i'm definitely buying this game
lmao imagine this video being the first thing you see about Portal
a good first impression i'd say
i love this game it’s never going to get old
I SEE YOU EVERY WHERE ON PINTREST 😡😡 GET OUT OF MY HOME PAGE
@@Congratulations_778 JUMPSCARED BY A PINTEREST USER AGAIN???
😡😡😡😡❌❌❌❌❌
OF COURSE YOU’RE HERE TOO, WHY WOULDNT YOU BE
this scene moved me
Not into the masher, I hope
Where?
I love how he comments if you actually do it
0:47 always gets me-
ive never kms at that point in the game, i had no idea he had a line "i didn t think that would actually work"
1:08 There's a million gruesome ways to die!
SO WHY RESIST WHEN THE PARTIES JUST BEGUN?
YOU'LL BE HAVING SO MUCH FUN
LowVoltSphere
Damn I’m surprised this scene didn’t appear on the news like the adopted fatty scene
the way it perfectly syncs at 1:05 😭😭
Wheatley sounds so much like mumbo jumbo
Portal 2 is Timeless.
bro lost the counter strike match
Wheatley had a vision with the "now"
You can break this monitor too, tho it doesn't count for the achievement smash tv.
Actually doing it at the end made this so much funnier 😂
me in party chat with the person that killed me in mw2 2009:
I literally just finished this game. Everything about it was so good I loved it
low tier god
High tier human
I feel like this could be an alternative way to get Good Listener
that " *Now* " felt hard
when he said it i had to physically stop and proccess it and stop myself falling out of my chair from laughter
this is probably what you hear when you call the suicide hotline
oh wow i didn't think that was gonna work :D
Nah ain’t no way a core predicting what my middle school during my 7th grade year is trying to tell me 💀
this dialogue is so long that at some point i just gave up trying to hear as much of the dialogue in the game as possible bc i didn’t want to listen to him anymore
I love how they add voicelines for this stuff too 💀
why does the "now" sound on point 😭
The way how he just leaves after you kill yourself is just killing me 😂😂😂😂
this might be low tier god
10/10 very motivational!
tow tier intelligence dampening sphere
wheatly after chell acctually does it "what now"
I'm in tears bro
Wheatly got that drip
he was very convincing
the edit bro so fun (and hes brtish)
great option for depressed people
Glados be like: 😐
Is that what you call a Low Tier glados or Low tier wheatley
what are the tv station's views on preserving the American way?
any other tv station says: [idk i couldn't come up with anything]
Local 58 says: 0:47
bro is the suicide hotline, not the suicide prevention hotline
Ibe played this so many times and never knew he has diologe if you actually do it what the hay (now i have a exuse to play portal for the millionth time hehe yay)
Bro just told us to end ourselves 😑
very motivational
touché
⛈️⚡️🤖⚡️⛈️
Wheatley > Andrew Tate
=~=
You wanna be here at 0:44
LowTierWheatley isn't real
LOWTIERWHEATLEY ISN'T REAL
*LOWTIERWHEATLEY ISN'T REAL*
would you rather die or die
Lowteirwheetley
0:47
Thank me later.
It actually worked!
OMG WHEATLEY?????
Hi
Lol
i rembered that the game was funny, but not THIS funny
😂
lol wheatley voiced a roblox man???
the fact that they added an extra voice line to play if you chose to get in the masher 💀
demotivating speech
0:48 why did he say "now" so perfectly
Aint in no way dat brod fell for the Wheatliest trick in the book ☠️☠️☠️💀💀🤧⁉️🧪🫸🫷🗣🗣🗣⚗️👍🔇🤫👎🐔🥳👊🍨🥄🥄🥄
"I can assure you I AM cooked" ahh movement🍷🍷🍷🧀🤏🤏🤏
this is actually what want to do
Bro I just finished portal 2 like a hour ago and this scene(like 99% of the game) is perfect
I'd say more like 60%
@@Blaza303 I'd say you're wrong.
Yeah the only things wrong are the long fall boots wouldn't work in real life, and wheatley wouldn't escape the moon's gravity and instead fall back to the surface
i finished it today too man
@@lemongaming152 Yeah! Crazy, did you know that PORTAL GUNS and portals in general don't exist in real life? Crazy, am I right?
0:46
I have watched this 20 times in laughter and enjoyment.
This had me howling xD
those lightnings killed me😂
i did this bc i thought i might get an achievement for it lol
Honestly, he wouldn't even need to ask me twice.
LowTierCore
I was replaying the game yesterday noticed this too lmao
Уитли как всегда обоятелен
0:48
Bro wanted to get “mashed” at the end of
Is portal 1 as fun as this too?
Portal 1 is a good game but it's shorter. Make sure you play it first.
portal 1 is more like a horror game , meanwhile portal 2 is just fun
you need to play 1 first
i feel motivated
Mumbo Jumbo in Last Life
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Why is Wheatley hot
Mumbo jumbo motivational speech
low tier wheatley
I love this
Portal Devs are freaking amazing, not only because they added in a ton of dialogue for Wheatley, but also because his dialogue is funny as hell
The way he got surprised is very fun XD
wait what chapter was this again
This is the part where he kills you
@@Quaxo21 ohh thanks
what chapter was this? i want to go back to it
The part where he kills you
@@Quaxo21 it's the one before that i think