Y’all need to do a sleepover episode, y’all wear pjs, talk about childhood or high school stories, first celebrity crushes, first kiss, favorite tv shows or movies, fun games, & seeing who would go to sleep first, would be so much fun !!🤍
my dad lived in texas for a while a long time ago so i feel like if i ever sat down and talked to matt about it we could probably find people we both know
I really love how supportive Matt is of everyone and their milestones whether it’s big or small. seeing Matt get so happy and excited of Heath being an uncle was wholesome.
@@xpsaa5727 I believe she talked to zane in a vlog about a school in New York that she really wanted to go to! She probably convinced her parents to let her go.
Mariah’s zoned out face cracks me the fuck up like I just assume every time she just thinks to herself “I have no idea what they’re talking about” or “I really want some cheese right now”
@May Longgone never said she wasn't a good gf, the original comment was about her job at panda and how things changed, and now health let's her sit on the podcast
@@emma-lr3ti wasnt she a professional dancer before they dated and still is an instructor now? I dont believe this podcast is her main source of income
Dude I diiieeeeedddddd when Zane says “they give the pool boy house keys to come clean” and Matt says “ well there’s no leafs” omg I can’t!!! I love you guys 😂💀
@@Tigris797 I mean.. I'd call her more of a cohost.. But I mean an episode where it's just all about her, essentially, rather than just background commentary.
The way nobody understood the joke Matt made when he said “y’all stress me out” and acted like he took off the wig- I CANT BELIVE THEY DIDNT GET THE JOKE
They NEED to do a throwback episode. Like they dress like they did back in like the 2000’s or 90’s, and just talk about stuff from when they were younger
Why is Zane storytelling my way of storytelling. Now I understand how other people feel when listening to my stories. Highfive to those whose vocabulary suddenly disappears when your talking
You guys literally described the type of events I experienced on my last vacation in Miami. We also described it as a series of unfortunate events! Feel for you guys but glad you made the best of it!
I literally, LITERALLY almost died while watching Zane trying to think of the word. By this time I'm laughing my ass off and then he finally remembers the word and repeats what he was gonna say and right after the word advise an ad popped up and I choked on my saliva and proceeded to cough horrendously throughout the ad. Omfg I haven't laughed this hard in so long.
“A certain trimester that the nurses advise not to do ultrasound” I deadass have a picture of my sonogram where my son looks like a demon and I had nightmares the rest of my pregnancy.. I’ll send it if you want 😂
I had Jonah’s this past week and he told me he tried In&Out and the Kabobs at the same time and he preferred his stuff more. I totally agree! I hate onions on my stuff and Jonah’s sauce makes me like them on my Kabobs. His food is really good!
My dog is having surgery tomorrow and I'm extremely nervous, at least this can kind of distract me for a little while. I love y'all's content ♥️ Edit: Y'all are so sweet!! Buddy is doing awesome. He's 14, but he's acting like surgery was on his to do list anyway. He's doing SO good. 💕💕💕
Matt don't give up on sailing, just because you had a bad experience with that guy doesn't mean the hobby isnt worth trying, you never know, maybe you could be amazing at sailing at it was the guy that was crap at it
Matt's drive thru theory feels true to me. I used to work in a drive thru, and in order to just keep the line moving we would haul ass and unfortunately product consistency would fall to the wayside sometimes. I heavily catered to people inside because if something was wrong, they would rush the counter and get in my face about I, so I did everything I could to present food/drinks well so no one would come back and complain. Not my proudest confession, but yeah, Matt definitely is on to something there lmao
I love Zanes struggle to get through “during a certain stage of a women’s pregnancy” ended with demonic babies. *Edit - Better Help sponsors you guys a lot, I think they’re trying to tell ya’ll something 😂
That’s most people misconceptions because some people will hook them up when they’ve basically already made it. But yea business is business gotta support the right way
lmao I don’t think it’s that weird. I have friends who own restaurants and I don’t need to pay every time. but he’s speaking about a new business so duh obviously pay and tip
Honestly I didn’t even like these guys post-vine. But I’m addicted to this show now. They come off as real people as opposed to just “guys in David’s” videos.
When Zane said he thought that the kissing between a couple on their wedding day makes a baby, I felt that. When I was younger that’s what I thought happened too 😂😂
cracking up at the last second where zane says "this isn't the matt and mariah show" and they're dying laughing lmaooo sometimes it does feel like their show tho LOL but love u all sm great episode
This is by far my favorite episode! The ending is golden, I have replayed it one too many times and I am cackling with Matt & Mariah because they are so RIGHT LOL. The outro had like 6 phases today but it was honestly so funny hearing Zane & Heath's voice on the outro and it cutting to Mariah and Matt DYING.
Y’all need to do a sleepover episode, y’all wear pjs, talk about childhood or high school stories, first celebrity crushes, first kiss, favorite tv shows or movies, fun games, & seeing who would go to sleep first, would be so much fun !!🤍
Uh yes please
YES PLS
This is a really good idea. I hope they see this
Omg pleeease
Mariah would fall asleep first without a doubt
heath and mariah are becoming the couple that turn into one another. just look at mariah wearing her little trucker's hat🥺🥺🥺
They Soo cuteeee
Heath pronounces many of his words similar to her now too, I just noticed it this episode 😂🥰
so damn cute!
He's picked up her quieter giggle too.
*me thinking this would be the episode where matt doesnt mention texas*
Zane: it was a 3 hour drive
Matt: oh thats like driving from dallas to austin
never let your guard down lmao
Texas is a very proud state lol
Omg literally
my dad lived in texas for a while a long time ago so i feel like if i ever sat down and talked to matt about it we could probably find people we both know
@@jessicafarris1008 haha definitely! I have family all over texas
I really love how supportive Matt is of everyone and their milestones whether it’s big or small. seeing Matt get so happy and excited of Heath being an uncle was wholesome.
But expects free food from Jonah
Can we get Ella on? Zane talks about her all the time we need a podcast with her! I want to hear all the crazy stories she has with him!
yes! i’ve always wondered what she looked like!
I wonder which Ella he’s talking about lol
Matt is at a wedding before literally every episode, how many people does this guy know 😂
Everyone in Texas lol
For real
It’s like my town
He’s a Texas boy lol that’s why
The answer is yes
We not gonna talk about how good Zane looks????? He’s glowing
That fitness glow
Give Heath some credit though!! He’s looking so good too!!!
@@taylordunlap4194 ong bro heaths and Zane glow up have been insane
Hell yeah he is getting his glow up
Literally I was just thinking this! Zane is looking so hot these days wtf has changed
the fact that i've never missed an episode is immaculate
Saaaaaaaaameeee
Same, I can’t believe how long it’s been since the start, I feel like the first episode was yesterday
u a real one
Same 💛
Sameee
*STOP I THOUGHT THE HAWAII STORY WAS FUNNY. NO YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT THE HOUSE WITH THE POOL HAS ME CRYING.*
time stamp?
@@smellyroselyn9837 like around 15:00
@@nullandvoid1-z1n thank youu :)
WHEN THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT THE MOVIE THEATRE 😭😭💀
HAHA ME TOO THIS IS MY 5th TIME WATCHING THIS EPISODE
the way matt gets really excited about heath becoming an uncle. He deserves the world
Imagine if everyone went to Tokyo and Matt was out of town at a wedding. He would die.
they should prank him and say that next time he’s at a wedding omg
Cruel 😢
@@thriftwhipped5880 I think they have pranked him like that before
he has already been to tokyo but omgg they should 😭😭
You know when Mariah say’s “you can’t write this shit” it is going to be good
Mariah 😭 😭 😭 hahaha
I came here to comment this😂😂
Heath: In-N-Out Managers make 100k a year.
Zane : Wait, is that low or high.
Zane is in a whole different bracket 😅
Legitimately Zane is the person that you ask “are you rich?” And they respond…. “I’m….comfortable 💅”
😂😂😂😂
@@andreaicaza8977 hahahahaha yes
I said the same thing! Lol I said “damn, he got money!”
The way he responded I think at first he thought it was the salary of the owner then he got it was for a manager.
Take a shot every time Zane says "There's a certain stage of a woman's pregnancy...."
ZANE TRYING TO GET OUT HIS WORDS TALKING ABT THE PREGNANCY HAS ME LOSING IT. AND RIGHT WHEN HES ABOUT TO SPIT IT OUT THERES A MF AD
Matt: “tomato tomato”
Mariah: “Amato”
8:02 I love her little jokes that don’t get enough credit or she just doesn’t say them loud enough
Yesssssss
Sounded like she sad Damato
i was literally scrolling to see if anyone had picked up on it too
i kinda like that her little jokes don't get picked up on bc it feels like she's just making the joke to me personally lmao
I was reading your comment just as it came up on the video!!! Luv ittt
zane- “starts imitating the Italian sailor”
mariah- “DON’T”
She didn’t give him ANY time😂
LMAO its like the Italian guy was a student too n they both were there for a lesson
Time stamp please 🤓
@@meganstapo1867 1:03:44
@@Destinie098 thank you so much ☺️
how does zane not have a girlfriend he's aging like fine wine ,and he's freaking hilarious!
he’s waiting for me 😌❤️
@@adelynebuchholz7920 good! keep him on lock 💗
He’s an alcoholic
He’s picky as hell. Most guys like that wait a long time between serious relationships. Was his last serious relationship Andrea Russett?
@@KaWiReloaded he’s had a serious relationship??
I always feel like I'm next to a warm fire or something every podcast I watch lol
LITERALLY SAME. They make me feel like i could talk to them about anything except this is only a video :(
I get so sad when they start closing out
Omg jaysonnnn one of my other favs
JAYSON WHERE IS OUR VIDEO FOR THIS MONTH!?!?!?
@@muahhgen same
i love how supportive matt was when zane was trying to explain what he saw/heard about pregnancy
I was just watching the episode with Hidaya again. Please bring her back on the podcast maybe after she’s moved would love to hear her stories.
i think she's really busy in school and she's going to new york. but i would scream if they bring her
@@deexx_1124 yeah probably
@@deexx_1124 she goes to school?
@@xpsaa5727 of course she does her mother is indian and her father is arab haha
@@xpsaa5727 I believe she talked to zane in a vlog about a school in New York that she really wanted to go to! She probably convinced her parents to let her go.
Mariah’s zoned out face cracks me the fuck up like I just assume every time she just thinks to herself “I have no idea what they’re talking about” or “I really want some cheese right now”
Or she's annoyed Matt won't let her chime in with her comments 😂🤔
@@Corttoro okay fair. She does get cut off or talked over A LOT
@@kelseymarie3560 lol she deals with alot cuz I don't think she drinks right??
@@Corttoro I definitely think she doesn’t drink for the podcast, I don’t think she’s sober she just doesn’t drink a lot
*pasta* 🤣🤣
It’s crazy that only 3 years ago Mariah was working at panda express
Shocked
Right?!
Yeah its amazing how meeting a rich successful guy with rich successful friends can change your life
@May Longgone never said she wasn't a good gf, the original comment was about her job at panda and how things changed, and now health let's her sit on the podcast
@@emma-lr3ti wasnt she a professional dancer before they dated and still is an instructor now? I dont believe this podcast is her main source of income
I love when y'all have guests but there's something about just the 4 of you that I love more
this was such a good episode, i love when they just tell random stories and talk about what happened to them lately
Yes agreed
Am I the only one that wanted to see the picture of Zanes knee debris on the rock 😂🤦🏻♂️ 23:30
OMG SAMEEEE
🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️
Same
“Knee debris”😂😂😂
Same
Dude I diiieeeeedddddd when Zane says “they give the pool boy house keys to come clean” and Matt says “ well there’s no leafs” omg I can’t!!! I love you guys 😂💀
I would love for Mariah to be a guest on the show soon.
She's such an interesting person.
wait what? isn’t she always a guest?
😂😂😂
@@Tigris797 I mean.. I'd call her more of a cohost..
But I mean an episode where it's just all about her, essentially, rather than just background commentary.
@@RockyMountainResale she was a guest on Matt’s podcast!!
She talks toooo much
The way nobody understood the joke Matt made when he said “y’all stress me out” and acted like he took off the wig- I CANT BELIVE THEY DIDNT GET THE JOKE
timestamp!?
@@sweetestaphrodite 45:21 😂😂
the gender reveal 😭😭
They NEED to do a throwback episode. Like they dress like they did back in like the 2000’s or 90’s, and just talk about stuff from when they were younger
I feel sad for “the people listening” This is definitely a podcast show you have to watch. 😂❤️
AGREED
It’s the only episode I watch because it really is so worth it. So good.
felt this… i tried to listen on spotify one time and i felt extremely left out lol
You gotta watch the videos to get the whole experience 😂
Yesss
Not me getting an ad on how important education is after zane struggles w his vocab
Best part of this episode 🤣
Literally died laughing when matt says "its not like a known thing for nurses to be like dont show the baby it looks... demonic😷" 🤣🤣
@49:35
Why is Zane storytelling my way of storytelling. Now I understand how other people feel when listening to my stories. Highfive to those whose vocabulary suddenly disappears when your talking
✋👊if its not forgetting words its forgetting how to speak full stop or stop mid flow forgetting what and where I was going 🤦♀️
"They make 150k a year!"
Zane: "Is that a lot?"
Bish, what do you mean "iS tHAt a LOt"!?
I don’t know if this was a rich ppl moment or not 😭
He was thinking the owner not the manager lol
Matt: *"Did you have an awesome time? Did you sit around and soak up eachother awesomeness?"* -Janet, Mean Girls 😂😂😂
here as always to respectfully scream: Zane is so gd fine 🥵🥵
yep! periodttt!!!
He really is 🤤
It was time for someone to say this!
Srsly
Facts
Matt trying to get a free Kabob is so funny. Lmao support your friends.
Funny is one way of putting it…
@@immabigkidnow1 wtf, what do you mean by that?
@@immabigkidnow1 ew wtf is wrong with you.
i don’t think he had a problem paying lol it’s just how jonah’s family is they’re extremely nice do he just assumed
@@bbykle6591 exactly!!
i love the way heath tells stories of how he met celebs lmao. he lines it up perfectly to where you’d never expect it
You guys literally described the type of events I experienced on my last vacation in Miami. We also described it as a series of unfortunate events! Feel for you guys but glad you made the best of it!
I literally, LITERALLY almost died while watching Zane trying to think of the word. By this time I'm laughing my ass off and then he finally remembers the word and repeats what he was gonna say and right after the word advise an ad popped up and I choked on my saliva and proceeded to cough horrendously throughout the ad. Omfg I haven't laughed this hard in so long.
LMFAO imagining this actually makes me cackle and I’m glad you had that experience
The same thing happened to me 😂😂
This happened to me too and I could not breathe😂
What time is it at?
@@MaddieBug75 40:00
BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE
TURN IT UP
I literally said this when i got the notification😂
@@KaylahandVannesa lmao I read it singing it
TURN IT UP
Bruh it’s all come full circle
“She goes to another school” 😂😂 omg nobody believed Jonah
“A certain trimester that the nurses advise not to do ultrasound” I deadass have a picture of my sonogram where my son looks like a demon and I had nightmares the rest of my pregnancy.. I’ll send it if you want 😂
dude!!! yess i have a scary ultrasound of my baby 😂😂😂
Omg I am dying to see
stop i love how mariah took a picture for everything. ya’ll need to do a trip you 4!!
Lowkey upset I didn’t see the rock with Zanes leg hair and skin on it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
RIGHT I was waiting to see it lol
Zane that’s about MRIs during pregnancy not an ultrasound😂😂😂
Literally HAHAH
@@KateSarte I was dying laughing cause I knew what he was talking about but he got it all wrong😂😂 still love him though
HE SAID SONOGRAM HE DIDNT EVEN SAY ULTRASOUND PLSSSSS😂😂😂
@@elizabetho798 he literally just got it allllll wrong😂
I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY THIS LMFAO ITS A CATSCAN
I had Jonah’s this past week and he told me he tried In&Out and the Kabobs at the same time and he preferred his stuff more. I totally agree! I hate onions on my stuff and Jonah’s sauce makes me like them on my Kabobs. His food is really good!
I have never laughed so hard during the conversation about the house! 😂😂😂 One of my favorite episodes EVER!
I’m almost in tears from when Matt started laughing and they all ganged up on him
LITTERALY LIKE WHATT
My dog is having surgery tomorrow and I'm extremely nervous, at least this can kind of distract me for a little while. I love y'all's content ♥️
Edit: Y'all are so sweet!! Buddy is doing awesome. He's 14, but he's acting like surgery was on his to do list anyway. He's doing SO good. 💕💕💕
Hope it goes well :D
Hope it goes well
hoping everything goes well
sending you and your dog good healing energy 💞
Sending prayers !
I would really love to hear you guys speak transparently about Jeff's accident and Hannah's story. That was my expectation based on the title
Same but I’m not surprised they didn’t
They don’t care.
I don’t understand how they haven’t mentioned anything about it
Why would they speak on other people’s experiences? They also might be afraid to accidentally say the wrong thing then get hate from people
i think they haven’t spoke on it because of legal things
We need a podcast where Matt says how many weddings he’s attended in total. I sweaaar our boy stays going to weddings back home with his old buddies
I love Heath’s laugh! It makes everything so much more funny.
This was the most genuine & hilarious episode yet! It felt as if I were sitting in a chair next to them.. 😂 The laughs were so contagious!
When Zane was trying to explain why they don’t give pregnant women MRIs I started dying
Tuesdays are LITERALLY MY FAVORITE DAY of the week 😩😩😩💙
literally same, everybody i love upload
monday is mine I listen to the audio version
My fav too since David’s uploading again
you mean mondays lmao
I wait for Tuesdays😭😩
I really love Zane's style, he always looks so comfy
Zane - “it’s funny that jake and Logan started that”
KSI and Joe Weller- am I a joke to you?
I love so much how Heath checks zanes location to make sure he’s okay ect coz they lived together so long and are so close 🥺
Matt don't give up on sailing, just because you had a bad experience with that guy doesn't mean the hobby isnt worth trying, you never know, maybe you could be amazing at sailing at it was the guy that was crap at it
When will we get Jeff Witteck on the podcast... we need it
YES
YESSSSSS
No
@@user-ze9he5gj8q why not lol?
@@user-ze9he5gj8q happened lol
Zane’s skin is literally popping off. Like drop the skin care routine❤️
Matt's drive thru theory feels true to me. I used to work in a drive thru, and in order to just keep the line moving we would haul ass and unfortunately product consistency would fall to the wayside sometimes. I heavily catered to people inside because if something was wrong, they would rush the counter and get in my face about I, so I did everything I could to present food/drinks well so no one would come back and complain. Not my proudest confession, but yeah, Matt definitely is on to something there lmao
Every episode just makes me wonder more and more who mine and Matt’s mutual friend is…because he has one with everyone
Zane having a mini stroke trying to get a sentence out is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen 💀💀💀
Zane and Heath are the kids who get separated in school.
Matt: When I was little I thought you had to pray to have a baby
Heath: You do
😭❤️
*NO MICHAEL WOULDNT BUY THAT HOUSE ROBERT CALIFORNIA WOULDVE BOUGHT THAT HOUSE IN THE OFFICE*
Girl why u yelling so much
@@user-nm2bo cause she’s cray cray jay
The lack of planning and foresightedness in this group STRESSES me out
I like how the restaurant is names Jonahs but his name isn't actually Jonah 😂😂😂
omg
LMAO me for getting his real name isnt Jonah
It’s his stage name at this point
WHAT!
@@queefblaster yeah. They call him that because he looks like Jonah Hill. But his name is Nick
47:30 : Zane playing word charades with the group.."There's a certain stage...."...oh wow, I could not stop laughing. 😂🤣😂
I fine it crazy how Zane doesn’t know if 100K salary is a little or a lot lol
He’s rich so he probably didn’t know the median income for a food service manager. It is crazy for sure.
omg i couldn’t stop thinking about this either
He's part of the 1% now .
That blew my mind.
he said he got manager mixed up w owner
I absolutely love this friend group!! You can't make these stories up!!
I love Zanes struggle to get through “during a certain stage of a women’s pregnancy” ended with demonic babies.
*Edit - Better Help sponsors you guys a lot, I think they’re trying to tell ya’ll something 😂
The running late to the airport story gave me heart palpitations jesus fucking christ
not matt thinking he's not paying 'cause it's his friend's business,, are u kidding????? business is business LMAO
I think it was sarcastic though
That’s most people misconceptions because some people will hook them up when they’ve basically already made it. But yea business is business gotta support the right way
Yea that was cringey
lmao I don’t think it’s that weird. I have friends who own restaurants and I don’t need to pay every time. but he’s speaking about a new business so duh obviously pay and tip
Made me roll my eyes
When Heath said “do you think it’s the pool holding it back?” I completely lost it
I LOST it😂😂😂
SAME HAHAHAHA after all that talk about the pool it killed me 😭
Can yall do more Paranormal stories? that was my favorite episode!
i’ve watched this episode like 50x & i never noticed Matt’s laugh at 29:30 to 29:40 funniest thing ever! 😂
This is the only show I can rewatch over and over again. I always get so excited when a new episode comes out. Thank God for Coffee Talk Baby ☕💛✨✨✨
The only consistent thing i do, is watch this every week
Truuu… it be like that lol
I’ve heard so much about the sauce at Jonah’s Kabobs. I’m so jealous.
I REALLY LOVE LIVING IN OKLAHOMA OMG 🤪
Honestly I didn’t even like these guys post-vine. But I’m addicted to this show now. They come off as real people as opposed to just “guys in David’s” videos.
I love Zane talking about Jonah’s kabobs he’s a real one 🤣👌
Happy to see Jonah and his family start a business!! And y’all are supportive ✨
i'm in fucking tears when i saw that "movie room" on zillow
I thought why wasn't this the pool room🤷
same!!!!
imagine getting up for a midnight snack and accidentally going for a swim
whoever edited the moments when someone is talking but no one is actually in the camera angle... love it, like it's their essence you're watching
When Zane said he thought that the kissing between a couple on their wedding day makes a baby, I felt that. When I was younger that’s what I thought happened too 😂😂
cracking up at the last second where zane says "this isn't the matt and mariah show" and they're dying laughing lmaooo sometimes it does feel like their show tho LOL but love u all sm great episode
THE HOME THEATER ROOM HAD ME DYING JUST THE TRANSITION FROM THE COUCHES TO THE TV WAS SICK
Lmaoo same did you see the bed in the background tho 😂😂
Trying to get Zane to spit his sentence out, and right when he almost does... we get an ad 😂😂😂
I can’t believe I slept on this podcast for so long!! It’s really good!
Zane Took so long to explain the nurse youtube took a commercial....I started dyinggg
I got one too! I lost it 🤣
It’s so awkward when zane stars pretending to be Italian and Mariah just goes ‘Don’t.’ 😂
Yeah her face was like stfu 😂
I NEED to know who jonahs girlfriend is!!!
Can we please get MERCH that’s says :
“ ya can’t make this shit up” && “ IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME”
😂😂😂😂
AND “WE THOUGHT THAT WAS THE PEAK OF TECHNOLOGY”
@@m.albertiartist omg how could I freaking forget that one….lmao yesssss! The ones we need
“You can’t write this shit” is too good
I can’t be the only one who gets sick of the repetition 😬 not in a hateful way but I’m just like ugh
what?
This is by far my favorite episode!
The ending is golden, I have replayed it one too many times and I am cackling with Matt & Mariah because they are so RIGHT LOL. The outro had like 6 phases today but it was honestly so funny hearing Zane & Heath's voice on the outro and it cutting to Mariah and Matt DYING.
There's 2 kinds of people in this world: There's Zane and then there's Matt
i feel like heath is kinda in the middle tho...