My favorite part is how deliciously random the whole TER-TI-A-RY thing is. It has no connection to anything else in the email, including the cursed tape that caused it, and on it's own is a perfectly executed nonsense non-sequitur. Genius.
i really wanna know where they came up with "T E R T I A R Y" Like on one day did Mike just randomly sang out "T E R T I A R Y" and Matt laughing his ass off?? i need the context
This is the true genius of H*R. It has something I like to call "brother humor", which is what happens when two guys who grew up their whole lives next to each other have constantly passed jokes back and forth develop a very strange and esoteric sense of comedy. It manifests itself in jokes like this where the word "tertiary" suddenly becomes real funny for no dang reason
It's the Cardgage Curse, the ultimate meta-joke. Anyone that watches this sbemail will never be able to say that word properly again. _You watched it, you can't un-watch it!_
To say this made my day is an understatement. I've been wanting to be included on a Strong Bad email since I was in middle school. To see this become a reality after so many years... all I can say is this will forever remain in my RUclips Favorites. Thanks for the tears of laughter, Strong Bad!!! (btw, I've been called Kristi Ann in real life too, roflol!!!) x'D
It feels so weird having a comment section with SB Email now. Back in the day you'd just watch the toon and it'd let you have time to think about it, maybe you'd watch it again, but having so many other people talk about it in the same video is so odd, we live in a different time.
20+ years ago, it was the kind of thing we'd talk about and quote in the university cafeteria. That was the comment section. I don't know quite how it happened, but we got old. When, around the time that HSR was in its prime, news sites started adding comment sections, I remember thinking, "This is not a good idea." And yet here I am in a comment section.
Amazing, not a single bad gag. The Bros. Chaps truly are the orignators of alternative comedy and they've still got it. I also fell for that false ending.
A new SB Email is like Decemberween Morning, My BIrthday, a Candystore, and Strong Sad's funeral all wrapped up in one piece of 5 minute video/flash animation!
Coach Z is more of a sad sack that I'd call social services to get some help. Senor Cardgage is the kind of guy I'd ask a court to issue an order keeping him from coming within 500 feet of a school.
Bubs is definitely my favorite character, just for his voice...but having him pull the ol "reading Stage Directions/Sound Effects as dialogue" trope was just icing on the cake lol (2:38 - '[STATIC] Roger that! [ker-THUNK!!] [STATIC]')
Somehow I should have known the legendary jello would be here and yet somehow I'm also still surprised. But I agree. Then again, how many people go to the website these days?
How would you even explain that? Plus that series was about pointing out all the flaws in something. So one the only people who would get it would be fans (so a small number of viewers would actually understand) and then quite a few of them would probably strongly dislike with it for dissing something so cherished (despite it's faults). Probably not worth the effort.
AdamofBlastWorks "dissing something so cherished" didn't stop Jello with Adventure Time XD i think fans of his show know those videos are all in good fun. Besides, i think part of the joke when describing homestar is not knowing when to start.
Question for HR mega fans: Do you think Senor Cardgage being called Reggie Toupee means that he is the same Reg from “Reg has the ball at the top of the key”? There’s no mention of this in HRwiki but I swear it can’t be a coincidence.
I just found this three years after it released. Homestar Runner was a HUGE part of my childhood, and I'm glad to see it still get updated once in a while. Thank you guys.
I have a morbid desire to see how the curse affected Strong Mad. It'll have to be a powerful one to change the tone of _his_ voice. (Not too interested in Strong Sad's situation. It can't outdo the jibbliness of 'Strong Glad')
Vanessa Argodale Why bother waiting? That’s totally the kind of thing I just drop out of the blue at work all the time. That’s what happens when H*R is your religion for goin’-on 13 years!
Ah, yes. The Senor Cardgage curse. It caught up with me in art class, when we were talking about primary, secondary, and Ｔ Ｅ Ｒ Ｔ Ｉ Ａ Ｒ Ｙ colors. I thought it was a fluke, but it happened again when I talked about how primary and secondary battery backups are OK, but you might need a Ｔ Ｅ Ｒ Ｔ Ｉ Ａ Ｒ Ｙ backup. Now I can't even play Overwatch on mic chat because I always want to tell my teammates how I like a primary and secondary healer, but I like being Soldier 76 for the Ｔ Ｅ Ｒ Ｔ Ｉ Ａ Ｒ Ｙ healing.
It got me in chemistry class, we were learning about T E R T I A R Y carbocations like methyl But I've managed to still live a relatively happy life. And my family might/coulds are _very_ well developed.
The genuine joy and excitement about seeing this pop up is just so much. I'm so happy to see more Strong Bad and everyone. The cinnamon 5 o'clock shadow was a great throwback.
Holy crap, we are all being infected by it one by one! I say we all fight for ourselves and ourselves alone! EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES! Actually, hang on. Lemme bring my VHS copy of Senor Cardgage: Too Cool To Fool, THEN we can go clobber each other with oversized mallets for the sake of survival!
So I'm guessing cardgage recorded a separate character video just outside Tom Brokaw's house, staged a recording with strong bad to waste SB's time, then sent the original tape with the cursed footage to further mess with strong bad and co.
@@fatcerberus I hypothesize that it's in the same vein as homsar, whereas homsar is most often able to communicate clearly over the phone, cardgage can only communicate clearly with Tom Brokaw, or maybe only with Tom Brokaw's house.
I once saw a comment on another Cardgage-related toon that basically said "sometimes you get this feeling Cardgage is just having a joke at everyone else's expense."
It reminds me of homestar making the sonar noises when he and SB are in a submarine: _boo_ SB: Man the poop deck! _boo_ SB: Scuttle the torpedos! _boo_ SB: Hunt for red October! _boo_ HR: Aye aye, captain! _boo_
Oh wow, new Sbemail! I can't remember the last time I found one of these. =D Thank you, Brothers Chaps. ^_^ I know you guys have a busy schedule these days.
They say; if you listen really closely on a dark night, off in the distance, you can still hear Emanuel Tejeiro sobbing "Nice try, chump" into a pillow quietly nearly a decade later.
Mike and Matt should definitely make a Patreon. They'd get all the funding they need (Unless they make enough money from other ways) There's no ads on their website, and RUclips screws you over with their ad revenue.
"Let's not make a big deal out of this" Sorry Strong Bad, but this is your first definitive email in a long, LOOOOOOOOOOONG time. We are making a HUUUUUGE deal out of this
Okay, so Senor Cardgage has GOT to be some kind of SCP by this point.. I mean, look at the chaos he's wreaked on these poor fools' life! He seems to defy reality, manipulate thought, and act as his own walking punchline, which is only a *T E R T I A R Y* factor of his charac- oh no
And let's not forget about Sonic Mania! Make that THREE things! I mean, there's also the fact that UNDERTALE just got a PS4 port, but that ultimately depends on whether you like that game or not.
Let's not make a big deal out of this?!? One of my favorite internet content creators since forever makes a video out of nowhere?!? WE ARE MAKING A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS!!!
@@ChristianFrates1997 idk why but whenever I hear F-sack speak I am always reminded of Big Macintosh from my little pony... I guess they sound just similar enough to make a connection
YOU GUYS I figured out why the King of Town needs a poopsmith, even though there are no animals. The King od town is eating all the time. It all has to go somewhere. It's the King's poop.
This warns my inners. Homestar Runner was my favorite website back in 2005. Hard to believe how much content is there. Hope for more gems like this as time goes by
I was thinking, halfway through, that it was weird I've never seen this one before, but then I realized it was uploaded yesterday and I was like holy crap its brand new!
*Someday, when you least expect it....* That was what was tweeted out years ago, and it's finally happened. Thank you, Brothers Chap. I pray more is in the pipeline.
ok I just realised you can still faintly hear senor talking in the background after the characters freak out at the family might/could. would really like to hear what else he has to say. maybe one day we'll get the full length un-cut 3 hour character video.
You know senor cardgage low key would be an awesome friend. If I smoked a blunt and just listened to him talk to a candy bar I think it would be better than what's on TV.
![Felix "Unfair" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Oswujxm2Ag0/mqdefault.jpg)
The joke is that after watching this none of us can say TER-TI-AR-Y normally ever again.
Just watch the lips!
I _still_ have a hard time saying jerb. Jarb. _Jaaaaaeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbb_
I’m gonna say TER-TI-AR-Y Nothing ha-AHHHHHH!!!!
@@emotiface let me guess you just said
T e r t i a r y
@@emotiface AHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S A COUGAGE CURSE IT FINALLY CAUGHT UP ON US
I love the idea that 8 or 7 years in the future, Homestar and Strong Bad will still be working in the same office together.
Well Strong Bad said he wasn’t going to quit the job but he would start complaining a little bit more.
Well, it's been six years. So only 1-2 years to go.
upwards mobility? in this economy?
I thought they already did
@@feralcatgirlcompletely localized to your kitchen?
the "reggie toupee" joke is still one of my favorites
Same. It's one of those H*R phrases that always seems to find its way into my speech.
I quote this so much and no one gets it, ill still quote it till i die haha
@KelBShobra lmao same
My favorite part is how deliciously random the whole TER-TI-A-RY thing is. It has no connection to anything else in the email, including the cursed tape that caused it, and on it's own is a perfectly executed nonsense non-sequitur. Genius.
It just means that Lil' Brudder finally helped Homestar decide on high finance as his career choice.
i really wanna know where they came up with "T E R T I A R Y"
Like on one day did Mike just randomly sang out "T E R T I A R Y" and Matt laughing his ass off?? i need the context
Terry Tan I feel like this is actually what happened
Possibly. Then again, randomness has always been one of the greatest charms of H*R
I wanna know where "Family Might/Could" came from.
@@glitchedoom no you don't
This is the true genius of H*R. It has something I like to call "brother humor", which is what happens when two guys who grew up their whole lives next to each other have constantly passed jokes back and forth develop a very strange and esoteric sense of comedy. It manifests itself in jokes like this where the word "tertiary" suddenly becomes real funny for no dang reason
Thanks a lot, brothers Chaps, now I've forever lost my ability to say T E R T I A R Y like a normal person.
This happened to me today. The year of our lord 2022. This curse will never leave us.
It's the Cardgage Curse, the ultimate meta-joke. Anyone that watches this sbemail will never be able to say that word properly again.
_You watched it, you can't un-watch it!_
Very spenderfaining hideo, Clamemgerta. I've been braiding for a new Hamster Roll-Up harpoon for guy on brivdy gears!
'Scuse me.
Pardon me.
Ladder. Got a ladder.
'Scuse me. Have a ladder.
Trying. Walk by. With a ladder.
'Scuse me.
Mrrrr...
Err?
Rrrur.
Brrrllarr?
Mrrrr.
O
4:16
@@dr.altoclef9255 Being in a character video is not something he's too cool for. I should know. I filmed the thang ding. Um, I mean dang thing.
So... Senor Cardgage is basically their own living, breathing creepy pasta?
Sure seems that way. Though the Jibblies Painting probably qualifies, too.
With further HomeStar and Strong Bad toons coming out only periodically, I hear that Senor Cardgage is now being held as part of the SCP protocol.
no
I sure would enpreciate some crepe pasta, Miriam.
Yes
To say this made my day is an understatement. I've been wanting to be included on a Strong Bad email since I was in middle school. To see this become a reality after so many years... all I can say is this will forever remain in my RUclips Favorites. Thanks for the tears of laughter, Strong Bad!!! (btw, I've been called Kristi Ann in real life too, roflol!!!) x'D
Moustache D. Luffy you're the actual sender of this email?
I am! :D
Thanks! Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp? 8-)
You have such an honor to be in this thang ding
That's awesome! Have a good one, WithaK!
It feels so weird having a comment section with SB Email now. Back in the day you'd just watch the toon and it'd let you have time to think about it, maybe you'd watch it again, but having so many other people talk about it in the same video is so odd, we live in a different time.
Verily, kinda nice and kinda weird at the same time yknow? at least personally back then nobody i knew had known about this website.
I mean, if it bothers you you could just ignore the comment section...
@@Matrim42 no but then how will I waste hours of my own and others' time bickering about inconsequential semantics?
Gotta think about these things...
20+ years ago, it was the kind of thing we'd talk about and quote in the university cafeteria. That was the comment section.
I don't know quite how it happened, but we got old.
When, around the time that HSR was in its prime, news sites started adding comment sections, I remember thinking, "This is not a good idea." And yet here I am in a comment section.
Thanks for still making these from time to time. It's great that you're still finding ways to keep the show fresh and amazing. Love it!
We've been waiting for this thang ding!
😂
dang, I mean. dang thing.
Or is it the other way around? The world may never know...
Amazing, not a single bad gag. The Bros. Chaps truly are the orignators of alternative comedy and they've still got it. I also fell for that false ending.
Honestly, I'd watch Puppet Homestar unbox cereal...
I had no idea the ending was false until i read your comment
@@Alucard-A-La-Carte Wasn't that Puppet Exact Same though?
Every time Strongbad reads an e-mail, an angel gets its wings.
That sounds like a sbemail intro song
We don't have very many winged angels then. We need more!
best wings in town: hot wings with your choice of blue cheese or onion dip, now at Blubb-O's
Attaboy, Clarence!
@@tymime Sterrance
*hovers mouse over various objects on the screen
"Why isn't this working!?"
This is RUclips, not the actual website...
Poyotrap WOW! REALLY!?
It’s part of the curse.
T E R T I A R Y
👄
A new SB Email is like Decemberween Morning, My BIrthday, a Candystore, and Strong Sad's funeral all wrapped up in one piece of 5 minute video/flash animation!
Was this the first-ever interaction between Cardgage and Coach Z? I love how Coach Z finally met someone even creepier than he is.
No he clearly said "Put me in Couch Z I'm Reggie Toupee!" So it was neither Coach Z nor Senor Cardgage
Coach Z is more of a sad sack that I'd call social services to get some help. Senor Cardgage is the kind of guy I'd ask a court to issue an order keeping him from coming within 500 feet of a school.
4:05
8-7 years later:
Yeah, that's about how long it's gunna be 'till the next Sbemail.
Maybe, or maybe not. It depends.
@@Poyostar I guess the curse will catch up to them in 2024 or 2025.
Fortunately, you were off by 4 or 3 years
So, uh, yeah
t e r t i a r y
Bubs is definitely my favorite character, just for his voice...but having him pull the ol "reading Stage Directions/Sound Effects as dialogue" trope was just icing on the cake lol
(2:38 - '[STATIC] Roger that! [ker-THUNK!!] [STATIC]')
Thank you for including the easter egg in the YT version
Somehow I should have known the legendary jello would be here and yet somehow I'm also still surprised.
But I agree. Then again, how many people go to the website these days?
I commend you for your taste.
Care to make a "So this is basically Homestar Runner"? With the Brothers Chaps as guest stars?
How would you even explain that?
Plus that series was about pointing out all the flaws in something. So one the only people who would get it would be fans (so a small number of viewers would actually understand) and then quite a few of them would probably strongly dislike with it for dissing something so cherished (despite it's faults). Probably not worth the effort.
Glad to see you're a fan. I like your vids, too.
AdamofBlastWorks "dissing something so cherished" didn't stop Jello with Adventure Time XD i think fans of his show know those videos are all in good fun. Besides, i think part of the joke when describing homestar is not knowing when to start.
What makes it funnier? Homestar uses the word Tertiary correctly in his sentence
Question for HR mega fans:
Do you think Senor Cardgage being called Reggie Toupee means that he is the same Reg from “Reg has the ball at the top of the key”?
There’s no mention of this in HRwiki but I swear it can’t be a coincidence.
my god, int just might be....
Im gonna go ahead and just assume this is canon
I mean.. Reg always has the ball at the top of the key... so...
@@sootheoperator4545 meant too
Ah what a nice surprise. Always nice to step back into the world of Strong bad for a while :)
can you do a video about best shorts on the website?
It's Strong Badia.
Sup strider
I just found this three years after it released. Homestar Runner was a HUGE part of my childhood, and I'm glad to see it still get updated once in a while. Thank you guys.
"Today I am become a man!" -- Homestar Runner, 2017
@Eris250 i think its their, uh...opposite of porn.
Poo peh puh
Where did you say you got this tape again?
I don't know, it arrived mysteriously with no return address and a spooky music sting!
Doo-doo-la-doo dee doo!!
ITS HERE, ITS HERE, ITS FI-NA-NA-LY HERE!!!!
♪there ain't no time for explanatio-
SHUT UP!
Pimptrap The Strong Badian Pimp "that was the happiest I've ever been..."
I love you guys
Bogmire777 4:17 TERTIARY
I have a morbid desire to see how the curse affected Strong Mad. It'll have to be a powerful one to change the tone of _his_ voice.
(Not too interested in Strong Sad's situation. It can't outdo the jibbliness of 'Strong Glad')
Take notes, Paramount. This is how you do a sequel to Ring, vague skin folds everywhere
Too many folds... TOO MANY FOLDS!
Trust me, you guys: This is _not_ what we shot that day! …On an old air freshener.
This is so exciting, my first rated-R movie! Today I am become a man! *Poof paaf puff…*
@@Hamburger8079 Where did you say you got this tape again?
Great, now I need to figure out how to work "protuberances abound, regolith" into my vocabulary.
Vanessa Argodale Why bother waiting? That’s totally the kind of thing I just drop out of the blue at work all the time. That’s what happens when H*R is your religion for goin’-on 13 years!
Nice play, polenta.
Ah, yes. The Senor Cardgage curse. It caught up with me in art class, when we were talking about primary, secondary, and Ｔ Ｅ Ｒ Ｔ Ｉ Ａ Ｒ Ｙ colors. I thought it was a fluke, but it happened again when I talked about how primary and secondary battery backups are OK, but you might need a Ｔ Ｅ Ｒ Ｔ Ｉ Ａ Ｒ Ｙ backup. Now I can't even play Overwatch on mic chat because I always want to tell my teammates how I like a primary and secondary healer, but I like being Soldier 76 for the Ｔ Ｅ Ｒ Ｔ Ｉ Ａ Ｒ Ｙ healing.
WAAH!! WAAAHH!!! WAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
It got me in chemistry class, we were learning about T E R T I A R Y carbocations like methyl
But I've managed to still live a relatively happy life. And my family might/coulds are _very_ well developed.
@@Loctorak goddamn Tertiary butanol
The genuine joy and excitement about seeing this pop up is just so much. I'm so happy to see more Strong Bad and everyone. The cinnamon 5 o'clock shadow was a great throwback.
We are rapidly approaching the time at which the Cardgage Curse will manifest
1 to 2 more years before the curse kicks in
4 or 5 actually
@@freakfoxvevo7915 The email came out in 2017, though. that was 5 years ago and it said "8 or 7 years later'. So really it's 2 to 3 years to go.
big news
I was gonna go to sleep BUT THEN I GOT A NOTIFICATION THAT WOULD CURSE ME FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
TEEEEEERTIARYYYYYYY
Please put me out of my misery!
I don't want to be stuck saying "Tertiary"...
Kill me...
Really? A curse? C'mon man. All he said was Ｔ Ｅ Ｒ Ｔ Ｉ Ａ Ｒ Ｙ
CRAP CRAP OH CRAP
Holy crap, we are all being infected by it one by one! I say we all fight for ourselves and ourselves alone! EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES!
Actually, hang on. Lemme bring my VHS copy of Senor Cardgage: Too Cool To Fool, THEN we can go clobber each other with oversized mallets for the sake of survival!
So I'm guessing cardgage recorded a separate character video just outside Tom Brokaw's house, staged a recording with strong bad to waste SB's time, then sent the original tape with the cursed footage to further mess with strong bad and co.
Just the idea that Cardgage is way more lucid than he lets on is terrifying in itself.
@@fatcerberus I hypothesize that it's in the same vein as homsar, whereas homsar is most often able to communicate clearly over the phone, cardgage can only communicate clearly with Tom Brokaw, or maybe only with Tom Brokaw's house.
I once saw a comment on another Cardgage-related toon that basically said "sometimes you get this feeling Cardgage is just having a joke at everyone else's expense."
"let's not make a big deal out of this" IT'S BEEN TWO YEARS SINCE THE LAST SBMAIL, I"MMA DANG MAKE A BIG DEAL OUTA THIS
CSDragon been 2 years since the last sbemail again. Still making a big deal outta this
@@dumpy_frog There's technically one more after this one.
@@agen335 where?
@@lan645 April Fools 2018
It's 8 or seven years in the future! The cardgage curse approacheth!
I think this is legitimately the fastest I have ever clicked on a notification
PetFriendAmy I second that motion!
Same
I didn't even know I was subscribed to this channel.
Hmm. Am I cursed?
Good eve bling, Bontildas. I too scraw this video in my notificaptions.
Me too. What strongbad! I have to watch it NOW
My favourite part is Bubs saying, "Static."
It reminds me of homestar making the sonar noises when he and SB are in a submarine:
_boo_
SB: Man the poop deck!
_boo_
SB: Scuttle the torpedos!
_boo_
SB: Hunt for red October!
_boo_
HR: Aye aye, captain!
_boo_
CATHUNK!
STATIC!
Oh wow, new Sbemail! I can't remember the last time I found one of these. =D Thank you, Brothers Chaps. ^_^ I know you guys have a busy schedule these days.
Technically, it is considered Homestar's first "R" rated film, since this was released in 2017, when the series turned 21.
Or the website was 17 by 2017 since you have to be 17 for an R rated movie...
no it was his first F rated film (F for folds)
These cartoons simply do not disappoint. Even after all this time.
i love how the cursed video manages to be scary just by having him say that his name is seron cardgage
This is wonderful... I am SO glad the Brothers Chaps are still making these amazing videos.
You have no idea how happy it makes me to know that I have yet to become too jaded during the breaks to laugh at a Homestar cartoon.
Can't wait for the next animation, in like, a year and a half.
Harrison Scott a small loan of a millon months.
Or longer
Ooh weeeee!!
Remember that BeEETH?
Or when Flash is killed for good.
One of my managers from when I worked at Toys R Us was pretty much Senor Cardgage IRL
Despite the lack of content over these years, I'm always glad to see a new sbemail when it comes out.
This is too weird! Just yesterday I watched the sbemail where Cardgage first appeared. Have I been cursed... before the curse began!?
AwesomeLee227 you have been chosen!! You must document your studies so we can find a way to beat this curse!
I dunno, man. Have you tried saying Ｔ Ｅ Ｒ Ｔ Ｉ Ａ Ｒ Ｙ
BWAH
NOW IT'S HAPPENING TO ME
I MUST KILL MYSELF TO SAVE HUMANITY
TER TI A RY
@@jomahawk7488 There's nor escarp, Blairtina.
Ef you stark meal darn, I shart brecam more pralarfor than you'll cran possumby emargine.
On one hand, I want to go to sleep.
On the other, a new dang Sbemail just dropped.
I'm happy and angry at the same time.
Blackiecomics I believe you mean 'a new thang Sbemail'
It's 2:11am. I'm so tired, but I didn't realize that new videos were here and now I suffer so I can catch up. It hurts so good.
You're Hapangry?
Dear god, if they ever say "quaternary"...
Dr. Zebra That might be the next stage of the curse! Beware!
(multiple voice cracks) Q u A T e r N A r Y !
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH JIBBILE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE
Thax CUMONINHEER!
AAHHH JIBBLIEJIBBLIEJIBBLIEJIBBLIEJIBBLIE
We may all be cursed for life... FINALLY!
LET'S MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS!
what about sbemail206? Fairly sure that was less than 8 years ago.
We made a big deal out of it! Why? Because we're rebels Strong Bad, it's what we do! VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
Er, sorry. Got a little carried away there.
@@Poyostar In The Words Of Knuckles:
*O h N o*
@Duckspeak
It’s just a little Strong Bad Email! Bling!
Dear... Sssbuh!
They say; if you listen really closely on a dark night, off in the distance, you can still hear Emanuel Tejeiro sobbing "Nice try, chump" into a pillow quietly nearly a decade later.
HOLLY HOLLIES IT'S A STRONG BAD EMAIL
CurtRichy let’s not make a big deal out of this
It has now been 7 or 8 years...
TERTIARY is now real...
Mike and Matt should definitely make a Patreon.
They'd get all the funding they need (Unless they make enough money from other ways)
There's no ads on their website, and RUclips screws you over with their ad revenue.
Oh my lord... :'D
As soon as I found this, I was Reggie Toupee the vid!
Nate Twoo 😂
0:31 Anyone wanna bet that's how Cardgage is getting even with Coach Z for puking in his toupee?
He did that? Since when?
youtube(dot)com/watch?v=_Z-C8NU3SVM
Guys i don't want to alarm you but we've almost reached the 8 or 7 year mark of the curse
Uh, Strong Bad, you knew-a dang well that we would make a big deal outta this.
2:06 Part audio cassette, part video cassette, part floppy disk, part...whatever else is in there...
Wow. That's pretty elaborate for a throwaway gag.
"Let's not make a big deal out of this"
Sorry Strong Bad, but this is your first definitive email in a long, LOOOOOOOOOOONG time. We are making a HUUUUUGE deal out of this
Okay, so Senor Cardgage has GOT to be some kind of SCP by this point.. I mean, look at the chaos he's wreaked on these poor fools' life! He seems to defy reality, manipulate thought, and act as his own walking punchline, which is only a *T E R T I A R Y* factor of his charac-
oh no
Let me guess, you just said T E R T I A R Y Oh no! It's the Cardgage curse it's finally caught up with us!
Dear god, the curse, it's manifesting
The guy who's been checking the site every Monday for months must be crying years of joy right now.
Too many folds! TOO MANY FOLDS!
JibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblieJibblie
Just a reminder that we're coming up to 8 to 7 years since this email... The Cardgage curse is coming...
Someday, when you least expect it…
Today IS that someday!
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*T E R T I A R Y!*
WAHH!! IT'S THE CARDGAGE CURSE!! IT FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH US!!
A new homestarrunner AND a new AVGN video?! Best day ever.
machoman363 you dang right!
And let's not forget about Sonic Mania! Make that THREE things!
I mean, there's also the fact that UNDERTALE just got a PS4 port, but that ultimately depends on whether you like that game or not.
Now if Ask A Ninja would return, Christmas would have truly come early.
Finally, a new SBemail episode
Let's not make a big deal out of this?!? One of my favorite internet content creators since forever makes a video out of nowhere?!? WE ARE MAKING A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS!!!
Damn straight we did!
F-sack and now Couch Z. Are we seeing a whole spinoff of inanimate-object characters? Where does Onion Bubs fit into this?
Warren JB ONION BUBS!! WOOOOOOOOH!!!
Welcome to my world! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
ONION BUUUUUUBS!!!!!!!!!!
BFDI
I'm so glad this series still going strong for 20 something years.
A-he-ha-ha-ho-hoo-he...
F-Sack is great!
@@ChristianFrates1997 idk why but whenever I hear F-sack speak I am always reminded of Big Macintosh from my little pony... I guess they sound just similar enough to make a connection
Seron Cardgage is my favorite lead star from characters website.
Will all the videos be taking place in 2024 from now on?
Hurray, we made it!
In the not-so-distant future... La la la
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that's a Homestar Squintmoji.
I’m calling Homestar “Bathtub Siren Sake Bottle” from now on.
Wow. I see it. Clever
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oh god, we have less than a year now...
YOU GUYS I figured out why the King of Town needs a poopsmith, even though there are no animals.
The King od town is eating all the time. It all has to go somewhere. It's the King's poop.
Oh.
OH NO.
oh...
Uhh, I thought that was obvious...
I thought he had sheep?
@@angrychipmunkonfire3 He ate the sheep
I got Sonic Mania on the PC. . . . I was really bummed out
But I see you guys posted something. . . you guys just made my night better.
I know that feeling.
Wait, was it not good? I've heard lots of good things about it
The PC version was delayed so it's not out now.
Update, it's fucking amazing. Can't believe it was only $20, feels right at home on the Switch
But the PC version wasn't worth it. You can thank Denuvo DRM for that...
Protuberances abound, Regolith.
_"Unfortunately we never found a beige enough device on which to play the [dang thing]!"_
It's the little things.
I might/could have watched that 2 or three times.
TOO MANY FOLDS!
This warns my inners. Homestar Runner was my favorite website back in 2005. Hard to believe how much content is there. Hope for more gems like this as time goes by
Classic. Just as funny and creative as the old videos. Please make more!!!!!
Guys, it just dawned on me…we only have a few more months before the curse catches up with us, too.
I was thinking, halfway through, that it was weird I've never seen this one before, but then I realized it was uploaded yesterday and I was like holy crap its brand new!
this is when the cardgage curse catches up to them.
I didn't immediately click on this video when I got the notification. I spent about 30 seconds first trying to figure out if it was real or not.
I thought this was an old email being recommended to me, then today I finally saw the 207 and realized it had to be new.
Pimptrap The Random Commenter
Yep, it’s Daffy Duck.
Homestar and StrongBad eventually becoming some kind of investment counselors is scarier than the Cardgage Curse if you ask me.
Hurt myself clicking the notification. Wasn't paying attention to where I was goin and stubbed my dang toe. Worth it, though.
*Someday, when you least expect it....* That was what was tweeted out years ago, and it's finally happened. Thank you, Brothers Chap. I pray more is in the pipeline.
When you see the HR channel upload a video and immediately go to the website.
Lag Incarnate gotta get those hidden links!
ok I just realised you can still faintly hear senor talking in the background after the characters freak out at the family might/could. would really like to hear what else he has to say. maybe one day we'll get the full length un-cut 3 hour character video.
any new H*R content warms my soul
So technically senor cardgage is a another strong bad but taller with glasses and a goatee
I think he's Strong Bad's dad.
Am I the only one that wants more Limozeen? :D
LadyFan05 nope, I too want more.
I want more *ʎɥsols*
That would be great.. but.. I'd rather have more TEEN GIRL SQUAD!!!
LadyFan05 no way, it's all about Crack Stuntman.
But in space!
You know senor cardgage low key would be an awesome friend. If I smoked a blunt and just listened to him talk to a candy bar I think it would be better than what's on TV.
Protuberences abound, Regolith!