Company of Heroes 3: Tech Test in a nutshell
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- Опубликовано: 15 янв 2023
- Memes, abuse and spam, just your typical COH 3 match I suppose!
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I'll have you know that they rebuilt their bugs from the ground up.
Original freshly minted
Legendary relic balancing
the funniest thing is we had those things in coh 2, where they eventually got fixed and now somehow we're back to square one
That's exactly my main gripe with the tech test. 10 years of balancing just thrown away, demo charges can be hidden in walls, loiters OP as fuck, arty in base, just really stupid decisions that they should have learned from.
@@SimplyInept What about the horrible graphics? 10 years after CoH2 and the game looks worse! What the actual fuck?
I guess I wouldn't mind this had this game been set in Nam or Korea or Gulf War or whatever, this feels like a map pack to CoH2 with worse graphics, 10 years of balance less and fresh bugs xD
ahh yes, the legendary Coscript Spam. Bless Relic of cheap troops good weapons.
at least Sapper Spam or Infantry Section spam in Oppsoing Front is better than this lmao.
@@adi6293 Looks worse because Relic listened to the basement dwellers who have no idea what the outside looks like because apperantly bright vivid colors remind them of mobile games lmao. Apparently, the shitty blocky, CoH1 esque UI is fine but having colors is a big no no.
friendly reminder that this game releases in 1 month lmao
Yeah this will be fun :D
Right ! Wtf were they doing for ten years lmao
@@YourVideosDogchitHeresWhy I guess the project didn't start 10 years ago, more like 3-4. And most of the old staff already left by then.
@@PySnek Relic has probably been 4 different companies since 2013
You know that build is couple of months old. It's not like they build and next day you test that build.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks I’ve lost a squad when the narrator starts speaking. 😅
The US narrator sounds like the guy from dance dance revolution or Johnny cab from total recall. Or even a strip club DJ
I'm starting to think AI is developing these games
Human dev is a relic
@@darkequation Ha, nice pun
i had time for on match against the AI during the test and either the US or the British had an Airstrike ability that would follow my tanks around the whole map. had a Pz IV close to death and once the red flares popped up i instantly retreated it, it almost reached my base when the plane that somehow ignored two Wirbelwinds and a 88 just destroyed it with rockets.
That's the same for ALL plane abilities, they mentioned in the notes that the planes are targeting vehicles far outside of the intended zones. I mean, at least they know ONE problem with the strikes, just 99 more to fix with them, ha!
It’s not a impressive game …..
@@SimplyInept Well to also be fair. Flak guns are broken. One flak gun would of shut that fucking thing down immediately as of right now
Literally would’ve been happy if they just released new maps for COH2
Maybe italians as a new faction.
@@wackpendejo3000 But how can Italian fight allies mediums, heavies and Destroyers? Lend lease panther?
@@scorpiontdalpha9799 just add in afrika corps units, they could even have a tiger.
Took me a second to understand the Mr. Bean thing but that was literally me every game as the brits
Aye I couldn't think of how to properly convey what I was getting at so it requires a bit of guess work.
Care to explain for those of us in the back?
@@CidSilverWing The man sounds like a ponce.
The anouncer calls the sqads names in a way you cant tell ether you just made a new one or you just lost one
@@CidSilverWing Io's tone sounds like you lost a unit
I guess the devs swapped the 37mm mauser autocannon for the A10 GAU 30mm Avenger
first things first, they should decrease fire rate of the Ju-87G because realistically that 37mm cannon isn't a machine gun and it only has around 12 rounds, and decrease fire rate of the boys AT rifle, the recoil discourage the shooter to fire at such speed until getting to higher veterancy. also 4:20 nice ww2 javelin
“Realistically” most of the shit in this game is wrong. I’ve given up allowing it to bother me.
You know it is arcade right? So it needs to be somewhat unrealustic to still be fun. For the javelin... It's not a bug, it's sticky mine. Point click. Same as in other games arrows act like target seaking missiles.
@@GhilliedMarauderGameplay it needed to be realistic to a certain extend, Coh2s Ju 87 strafe ability is less cracked than this, it's literally like 3 stukas lined up for one strafe, it's not only just for realism but also balance
@@tartzmir7934 strafe is fucking useless. AoE is around 1 meter and it takes ages to come. Waste of resources.
The first CoH may have bugs but it is goddamn flawless compared to this.
CoH1 is flawless without any comparisons - probably one of the best technically done complex games ever. CoH2 is flawless compared to this
This was an S-tier video! Very entertaining.
Getting killed by an imaginary Lee-Enfield has to be up there for stories.
1:23 what is ironic is that the panzer III early to mid models were vulnerable to AT rifles like soviet ptrd and british boys.
I knew this was gonna happen when they hired British actors to do German voice for placeholder then saying they are still "developing" the game. I mean BRUH
You've clearly not seen my British Sniper ability video, now THAT's some quality British German voice acting for you.
Those at rifles seem to be abit underpowered. I hope they boost their damage abit to stay even remotely viable
3:38 some Warhammer 40k orc psychic power stuff
good meme vid, subbed for the memes
Thanks buddy, I have a few more being done and a few goofy videos almost ready.
Same here great stuff :D
That's why i still play OG Company of Heroes with mods. NOTHING beats it.
Truth. I'm still hearing voice lines I haven't heard yet. So much detail in coh 1.
Same with us, my friend group and I will spend hours on end just doing CoH1 matches on the weekends. Golden game
I think you played against me at 2:54. I remember playing a match with the DAK where the exact same thing happened with a stuka dive bomb and laughing really hard about it lol.
Ha, maybe so, I just remember selecting everything to move backwards but the engies standing still because the selection/movement mechanics are fiddly, then panicking expecting a super fast dive bomb and almost choking laughing at the speed of it.
IF anti tank rifles were so effective, no one would have thought about inventing a rocket launcher. But here we are.
Enjoyed this video was very high level stuff. You got my sub.
Glad you liked it, nice to hear so thank you :)
Imma be a subscriber right now just to say I was there a the beginning with this badboi when he is famous af
Holy shit, what an amazing video, thanks for making me actually laugh out loud =)
Thank you buddy, I put a lot of time into it so it makes me happy to know you enjoyed it
your channel will grow much higher with such videos. Keep deliverin ! Subb
Thank you buddy, I have a COH2 meme video almost ready (probably still a week away knowing me..) but I hope you'll like that one too!
Infantry Section with AT blob, sound fun thanks for the trick sir!
I feel partly responsible for the current Brit meta 😅
Det boi was get'n down at the end there haha!
He was just excited to be on camera
Well and here I was looking forward for this.
Take the video with a pinch of salt buddy, I hated it at first but it grew on me. Stay well away from it if you want the game to be balanced and in a good state at launch though, at least until after reviews and impressions start to come in.
@@SimplyInept I watched the dev update earlier today and now my hype is restored.
great video :) love the editing
This is an amazingly entertaining video....🤣...well done
Thanks buddy it means a lot. I've just finished my COH2 one and uploading later, hopefully you will enjoy that one just as much.
Damn those Gauss rifle units sure are strong
"uhh guys they will fix everything in 8 years okay just buy it now for 60 dollars its totally worth it!"
Oh boy, this is what I call a high quality content. The best stuff of this kind I've ever seen
RUclips kept recomending this video, i glad they did
Thanks buddy, I enjoyed making it even though it was a slog at times
@@SimplyInept Your editing style is great, filled with energy and comedy. Keep up the awesome work of art :D
@@danielkjm Appreciate the feedback my dude.
This was great! Elpern dancing w that engie to Billie Jean lol
Ha, it was from his video, I asked if I could steal it and he gave me permission. >.> Honestly.
ruclips.net/video/6vsq_bRLeWs/видео.html
2:30
When you don't have the Communist faction
Love it
Worth a lol.
A whole platoon of Boys anti tank rifles just shredding everything, thats awesome
Not for the enemy : |
ah thank you relic for the bugs lol
So glad to see the BS loiters returning i just love seeing my shermans who are out of the target reticle to get strafed anyway
It's a shame they didn't have 10 years of balance to refer to when making these decisions isn't it.
@@SimplyInept well what were you expecting the guy who ruined COH2's balance is overseeing balance of COH 3
Everytime someone crtizizes miragefla they get hit with the ban hammer at the forums/discord
@@onur97able holy crap has relic changed
Got a good lolotu of thes, but i didn't get the Mr Bean popping up at the commando's camo-ing, or IF spawning
I was concerned about that not conveying properly, basically the way the announcer states squads have arrived is in the same tone that they have died, so it always gave me a heart attack and then relief to hear they weren't dead.
Haha very funny and very well done 🤣👍
Thank you buddy, appreciate it
I love it :D
So the penal PTRS spam is on the UKF side now, got it.
oh yes british anti-tank rifle that can destroy Tiger, very realistic game strategy...
Not sure whether to laugh or cry...
love it great one
Actually lol'd. Fine work. Still excited for the game but good lord.
Relic indeed...
Great video
When the best CoH game was made 14 years ago but the Company still tries to replicate the success a dozen people did in their basement. I guess the glitches are fun to watch but I don't trust this game to look or feel like a finished product when it releases (in a month )
What are you talking about, CoH was made by hundreds of people. And it was also buggy at release, beside being quite badly optimized.
@@termitreter6545 There's buggy and then there's the entire game looking and feeling like a cheap mobile game.
@@Imperium83 You have never played a mobile game in your life if you think thats how they look.
Which is surprising, considering I heard those are big with kids.
nice video man
Thanks pal
I had quite a lot of fun
Balancing needs to be done
And there are some... Annoying bugs, that where fun to report
But besides that
Most fun I've had in a CoH game
I hated it at first but it grew on me after a while. Agree that the balance is way off but that, along with most bugs should be an easy enough fix....Eventually.
Can't wait for the banger this game will be in 5 years when Relic hands the balance off to the community like they did with CoH2
Coh2 became boring, factions are pretty similar and heavies suck, please no, community are not game developers
@@diego2817 Relic's ability to do CoH also died with Brian Woods so there's that.
I don't think a game is tied to one person, new devs can be great if they have pasión and love for the game they are designing, but if you hire MOBA devs that don't like RTS (DOW3) then you can't expect good results
lol best video ^v^
Brit boys best in the beta i hope they raise the cost to atleast 100
Aaaaaaaaaaa! Masterpiece of RTS
Man this looks fun
I hated it for a while but I got into it the more I played
that this game releases in 1 month
if you played CoH2 british a lot you already get PTSD to hear narrator startssays ''infantry section--------wiped out''! or ''a commando section has been--------wiped out''!😰
That's probably why I get the instant sadness hearing him announce a squad as I play a lot of UKF in COH2. But the announer in 3 blatantly trolls "(Sombre tone) Infantry section.... (Normal tone) trained and ready".
TEH BLOOOOB IS BACK BOYS
What a shock!! It's unbalanced (and broken) again!!
Nice :D
I had fun playing as Germany haha
Game looks promising but needs more balance haha
Ah yes, lovely heat seeking anti tank grenades.
I hope there is no more delays for the release date
On the contrary, they need to delay this for another two years.
COH 1 will forever be the best game of the trilogy
I think it's too early to make that claim, COH3 will most definitely be worse on release, that's a certainty but it could be something special if only they would learn from their mistakes in the past (which I'm doubtful of based on the balance of the test (OP skill planes again for example)).
@@SimplyInept i hope they will have the passion to make it honestly, im confident thats why coh was really fun
No italian faction in this game that takes place in italy by the way .
This'll be a fine game chaps I can see it
Yeah... I think that I stick with CoH1 w/ Europe At War-mod :D
This definitely isn't men of war assault squad 2
Silly Inept! Everyone knows "Free" is a curse word among Game Publisher executives!
But I thought we lived in a f***** country!
I want to like this
But I did the test also
Flamers barely seem to work
MG's have laughable supression
Which allows the enemy to just wade through any conventional defense
So basically spam your best infantry, ignore any sort of general defense save very slim attempts and shoot for whatever well armored big gunned tank you can but keep them on a tight leash
what i learned is spam medium tanks and you win, i was running around with 4 shermans just killing everything
get afrikakorp guastatori flamer can burn all kinds of infantry
@DraconX3 Imagine that a enemy standard line infantey unit is able to kill a MG squad, which is stationed in a building. If I told you that, you would say it is a joke, but that is something what has happened to me in the tech test. The brithish rifle unit did not get surpressed behind a wall and proceeded to kill of my MG crew with their rifles without loosing a single trooper themself.
@@centuriosupernumerarius1625 thats some great balance..........jebus
Are you joking? Flamers were OP, MG42 supressed enemy infantry in two bursts
Im just going to wait for Wikinger to come into the game once they allow mod support.
Mod support is out on day 1, I don't think it allows for importing of models/textures at release though, but I could be wrong.
Wikinger is so boring
whats the song playing when the commando plane gets taken out?
Its raining men but a kazoo cover/acoustic that I just randomly found on RUclips
Why did I pre order this..
Never pre order anything!
Wtf did I just watch? I feel like I'm watching Command and Conquer, which is an insult to C&C. Anyway, you'd have to hold a gun to my head to make me buy this dung heap.
2:34 probably to appease the Chinese government Lol
Techno pioneer
Haha so funny!
Thanks pal, appreciate it
2:32 REE!
I hate how static they look when they stand still and shoot in sync. It's so dull compared to CoH1 especially.
This game looked to cartoonie, and the infantry don't stand out at all
They've actually changed the shaders and lighting since this build and everything I've seen makes it look a lot better, but I'm still sceptical
Shit is hilarious 😂
Tiger antiblob launcher is good
I honestly thought it was the AT nade that did it as it wasn't until seeing a video about it that I realised it was a thing!
So basically forget using light vehicles like half tracks and wheeled recon and again just spam riflemen/sections ok got it...
The game is far from f**** too, quite the price tag.
I see what you did there, I tip the dad joke hat to you sir
I've never played any Company of heroes game, but ive played alot of age of empires. Will this game use the same graphics engine as the one AoE:4 have? :-
Don't quote me but I think they use unreal for COH, no sure what they use for AoE,. In their recent deep dive videos you can see that the graphics look a lot better for COH3 at least.
Bugs....Graphics and stuff...... Yay....somehow it hasn't burned
I'm aware this is a joke vid but in literally every CoH game the devs have been unable to properly fathom what to do with anti-tank rifles because their damage modeling is oversimplistic and their opportunity cost is usually too low. They did not prove good alternatives to most anti-tank weapons during the war and in many cases were discarded entirely by troops who preferred to hide than give away their position. They weren't totally useless-as is often claimed-but they weren't very desirable either. They were bulky, heavy, and loud. They required proper ground-anchoring in order not to injure the operator (about the only one that mostly didn't was the Boys Rifle) and were mostly seen by troops as such a dangerous liability Officers usually did nothing to stop the men from "losing" them.
The Boys rifle in every circumstance should face a heavy bounce-penalty from literally anything with an armor plate. It's viability should be mainly against light-tank or scout car spam and it should come at the same munition cost as any other anti-tank rocket. To retain late-game viability it can have a button ability that force blinds a tank's-field-of-view and of course-it remains a viable infantry rifle when in cover but suffers a heavy accuracy and rate-of-fire penalty when out of cover.
Joke or not, still a good point for discussion. In a real game, you wont get this many squads out, I used the man power glitch to spam them so fast and dominate the map stupidly early, but you could easily have 3 squads of them in a normal game.
The issue with them as an in game weapon is that they are a rifle and treat as such, it fires a bullet and not a rocket so (I imagine) it does more damage to infantry than a rocket would, making them too useful in infantry engagements, without gimping the squad like PIAT's would... Speaking of, did they remove PIAT's from the game? I don't remember seeing them.
I know very little about AT rifles in real life so I can't comment on their effectiveness, but in game provided that the button ability costs munitions and then pen chance is pretty low but still tickles I think would help with the balance, and defiantly only allow them to fire the boys when stationary.
@@SimplyInept In cover there shouldn't be much issue with an anti-tank rifle playing normal rifle. The assumption made by most video games is often that since the Boys fires a large round (.55 caliber) it should get a damage buff. But why? This is a poor abstraction and a bad understanding of ballistics. The practical effects of a bullet on the human body by either a .55 caliber round or a .30 caliber round will be the same. A .55 round is far more likely to have fatal effects than a .30 but either way-you're down and out of play. Thus there should be really no reason why some bullets in any game just receive arbitrary damage bonuses over others. All other variables are perfectly reasonable-especially the superior penetration capability of a half inch round over infantry ball-type .30 caliber rounds. But things like the Barrett and anti-tank rifles have always been a huge headache for developers in every game to balance from Battlefield to Company of Heroes-because they're abstracted poorly.
Bruh... they could just improveand expand coh2 with italian dlc BUT OH NO NEW GAME IS MIST JAJAJA
10/10 for comedy
Too bad this Is supposed to be a game and not a comedy show but still
Why is it in every game spamming infantry with anti tank is one of the if not the best option for every round
I think the issue here is that AT rifles are good against infantry too as its basically just a bigger bullet, whereas zooks and piats etc are rockets so do splash damage.
I could be wrong but that's my theory as to why AT rifle spam is so effective in COH2 and 3 (so far) compared to other AT spam.
@@SimplyInept it was rhetorical thank you for your answer though 😂 it makes sense. i rush penal battalions myself and love them Bois to DEATH
Let´s see if this game is going to have the SAME problems a year after a release. That the release is going to be buggy I am almost sure now.
There will be a huge balance issue for a loooong time, that's one thing I am certain of. I just don't get why they didnt learn from COH2's 10 year long balance changes.
I canceled my pre order!
Good, never pre order anything. I'm waiting to see if they've actually fixed what they say they have before I buy
INFANTRY SECTION!
(wiped out nooo fuckfuckfuck aaaah no why)
trained and ready.
Exactly this, mini heart attack every time!
Did they add possibility to change the key bindings?
They did, there was the option in the menu but I never touched it as I just wanted classic hotkey option
@@SimplyInept Wow, finally, thx for the respone!
This looks like a CoH 1 beta lmao