You obviously Know nothing about autism . Autistic people don't like to be around other people, and would have a panic attack in a crowded store. No one Autistic would ever put themselves in such a social situation
Same bro right when they open I’m in and out in less than 15 mins. When I worked nights and got off at midnight and when stores actually did stay open 24/7 I’d shop then. Best time to shop when no canoes are in there. I get so tired of those mindless people when they see you coming down the aisle they purposefully get in your way and act like they didn’t know someone else was in the same aisle.
I noticed whatever you are having a hard time finding on the shelf, there is a very good chance it’s going to be found right where someone is standing in the way
Mastodon sucks. The band themselves don't even like metal. All the canoes in my school claimed they were the greatest metal band of the year when their 2nd album came out. None of those kids had a clue about metal.
Totally agree with the DAWG on grocery shopping, at night away from the canoe 🛶 eyes of your local townspeople! Make a list, go in, get stuff, go home , next mission. 🤘
Wow. I knew we weren't dealing with a skull overflowing with erudition and clumps of refined gray matter...but that IS one of the most absurd stances I have yet seen taken. And IS arguably a contender for the leading definition of poseur.
@@billblount7854 I can't recall off bat which vid it was, but it was at least 2 and a half months back. But if you really want to see it that bad try looking in the comment section, where I stated the obvious about Valentine's stupidity. That post has something like 96 up-votes, which crazy high for a J-Dawg comment, which makes it stand out.
Wow some of these paid questions prove to me that some people have money to burn! But hey - even the random ones are hilarious and it's more support for the channel so it's a win either way.
There are a ton of blabbermouths at my gym, and I've talked with a few of them about music, none of them know a single Death Metal or Black Metal band. The Thrash big 4 is about all you'll get out of most of them
I think 2:00 is the hardest ive ever laughed for any of the dawgs vids! And thats saying something cus he regularly says shit that has my ass rolling on the floor laughing 😂
I'm 38. My brother had when Satan lives live album by deicide. He played it when I was 11 or so while taking me to basking Robbins. Haven't looked back since.
I hate to break the news to y'all, but Death Metal doesn't offend non Metal people like you think. Non Metal people can't handle high pitch screaming Vocals. I have played lots of Death Metal around people who hate Heavy music. I also have played bands like Cirith Ungol, and they always demand that I play something else. That all the screaming hurts their ears, and gives them a headache. Unless you hand someone a lyric sheet most people don't find Death Metal that offensive. Unless of course it's something like Deicide - Death By Dawn, Deeds of Flesh - Infecting Them with Falsehood , or Cannibal Corpse - The Pick Axe Murders due to the harsh animalistic sounding screaming. Other than getting offended by the Horror movie intros most average people aren't bothered by Mortician type of music. Black Metal actually will clear a room much quicker than just about anything Death Metal could.
Death metal and adjacent has at least some ability to cross over into the mainstream/“normie” territory (not saying thats a good or bad thing) ex: Cannibal Corpse, Dethklok, Slipknot (yes I know they aren’t DM thats why I said adjacent, but they still have undeniable DM influence in the early shit), whatever deathcore-band-of-the-month, etc. Black metal’s only “mainstream” appeal is goth chicks using it for aesthetic or 15 year olds on tiktok acting like they’re the first to discover the Mayhem drama. Anecdotally speaking however, I can say my girl who’s mostly into mall emo and pop punk is okay with high pitched screams but it’s hard for her to get into death growls and gutturals. Therefore, I’m able to get her into a good bit of BM, but only a select amount of DM. Edit: Even bands like Dark Funeral, Dimmu Borgir and Blackbraid still only exist within the realm of metal basically. The only one I can say is somewhat mainstream is Cradle of Filth, but that seems more like a UK thing.
Elaborating on my previous reply: I don’t think anyone is really “offended” by extreme metal anymore, at least in mainstream society (people in metal and hardcore or whatever certainly love to be offended at stuff). They (the mainstreamers) just don’t like it, it’s certainly not for everyone. The whole Satanist scare is over and done and the only thing you can do to offend people is have the wrong worldview, but good luck breaking out of the underground with that.
Re-commenting this because it didnt seem to come through: To elaborate on my last reply, the only thing that really “offends” anyone anymore is a band or artist having the wrong worldview, at that seems to be almost entirely a thing within the world of metal/hardcore/adjacent. The Satanism scare is over and done.
Damn half of these paid "SKAROONIES" are complete gibberish. And I'm sure 90% of the weirdos in Wal Mart would know who Metallica is. Maybe 30% would know who Cannibal is. The first straight up Death Metal show I ever saw was in 1991. It was Morbid Angel w/ Entombed and Unleashed.
The schizo ones and the Dawg's reactions are funny, though. Way better than "duuuurrrrr J Dawg what do you think of twinkcore posers?? What do you think of (insert band he's already mentioned a million times)?"
Damn, Dawg.. those debut Century Media albums by Shadows Fall and God Forbid were good! And the Mastodon "Remission' goes well with Today Is The Day's "In The Eyes Of God!"
Yeah...i saw a video some years back of corpsegrinder at toys r us shopping for dolls toys. It goes without saying I was non plussed to day the least. Little super hero dolls???? Uhh....NO. Weak!
@@j.g.junior9835does he have children? Hopefully for them not himself.. Uh but either way I don’t think I’d record a vid of myself shopping and upload it online if I was a well known musician. Not doing that at least if I’m supposed to be the frontman of big brutal metal band. Remember, gotta fit the bill. I think it’s fine to like his… junkopop marvel 🤢🤮 hero dolls.. and collect them… uhh but I would keep that out of your publicity personally 😂
Spongebob definitely existed 20 years ago haha But this "Uncle Grandpa" I have never fucking heard of before, and I will forever mentally associate it with the Dawg now.
Oh man....The mental gymnastics to prove some asinine hypothetical point really kill me sometimes. If anyone I didn't know asked me anything like that while I'm getting groceries i'd tell em' to fuck off...or just assume they had autism and ignore it. whether i knew who Metallica was or not!
If it was a random jackoff sure. If it’s a fellow metalhead I’m asking them if they play any instruments because I’m looking for band members for multiple bands 😂
Good way to counter a gatekeeper is when they ask you to name songs from a band, name three songs in order and ask them what album are you referring too! You can even flex and quiz them and say what side am I referring too haha
That name 3 songs is lame in the 80s you would know what kind of tunes people were into they would be carrying the albums they bought to school or on the bus usually you would do the head knod old heads know this shit 😂😅 way less posers in the 80s just the hair metal stuff but that hair metal way wau more metal than this death core slam urban wanna be wigger bullshit 🖕💩🤮
@@Necromassboth gate keepers and posers are lame as fuck, just like it's lame to feel the need to be part of a scene but its equally lame to think your cool cause your NOT part of a scene... just be into whatever your genuinely into and fuck whatever anyone thinks
OK Dawg. We gotta talk about your chair. Now that you are bringing in the bank from the ads and also from the paidskaroonies I emplore you to invest in a new chair or fuck even just a covering for the chair. I mean the ragged and ripped fake leather surface of the chair back really matches your face well but it seems unprofessional
"it seems unprofessional" what do you think you're even watching. do you think this guy has light flood umbrellas and reflective surfaces and focuses on framing the picture? some $300 microphone and all kinds of other lame extra shit that video game nerd political commentator youtubers think they need to upload a video to the internet and appear "professional" as they talk about pokemon and politics? if you want to take this youtuber shit too seriously then i'll take your youtuber comment too seriously.
Well now Ian it sounds like you are getting your pretty pink panties all in a ruffle about the chair comment? I think you are taking yourself too seriously! @ianswift3521
Did you see the video where this girl said "I've noticed t shirts nowadays have this metallic word on them. Idk what that is, but I like it" or something like that.
Older people???😂you are not young by the way, or you would just say old people. 😂. Older people don't like Mortician for the same reason why you don't like Tombmold . It's not the music of their generation. Rainbow Rising is a really old album. It's ridiculous to compare what was really Heavy in 1976 to what is considered Heavy in 2024 . It's just advancements in technology that makes newer music Heavier. If you were talking about how much Heavier Rainbow is compared to something 45 years ago back in 1976 your would have been comparing it to Frank Sinatra type music. Because not only was there nothing Metal, Rock music didn't even exist yet. There were no Thrash, Death, or Black Metal bands in 1976 . Do you also compare smart phones to old big Heavy dial wall phones?
If you go into grocery store and start and start asking people who cannibal corpse is, my guess is 1-2 people on an average day. A super busy Sunday maybe 3-5.
I would describe Iron Maiden as majestic. Don't you think you correlating manliness with metal is going to your head? When I make fun of bands for being pussified they actually have whiny/crybaby songs i.e. Dokken or Def Leppard. Seriously, dude, your taking this to the dorkiest heights! I think I'll go listen to The Who!
You clearly haven't watched more than 5 or 10 of his vids. He's said 1000 times that Maiden is Metal Royalty and are Goated as fuck. He has a running gag about ripping on bands for not having enough sack but it's not that serious. Just because you dont agree with all his takes shouldn't be a big deal. I mean nobody agrees with anyone 100% of the time
Youd win the 1000 dollar bet. Where I live id say everyone would know Metallica except maybe someone elderly...Cannibal Corpse not a soul. MAYBE 1 guy walking around wearing a normie band shirt like 5 finger death punch or Pantera would know the CC. So yeah CC is the mainstream of underground but to the normies they wouldnt know who it is. They would think its a horror movie or walking dead reference
And 20 people out of 300 people knowing who Cannibal Corpse would be a really good ratio of people and that probably a fairly accurate guess, Im thinking possibly even less. But if 20 people knew of them thats good out of 300. Metallica i agree everyone would have heard of
The Cliff 'Em All VHS tape influenced more people to start a death metal band than all the demo tapes combined ever did. Hear the words now, get butt-hurt, and later on let the truth worm its way into your soul. Poll every person who formed an early death metal band and ask them if they ever watched it, if they thought it'd be cool to be in a metal band after watching it, then ask them if they started a band only after sending a SASE and $3 to Necrovore c/o Frank Gildersleeve or Enrique Verdugo and receiving an indecipherable, home recorded cassette demo 2 months later.
Old Mastodon does rock. Especially the EP but that was just Today is the Day diet version..hell half the band played on Today is the Days 'In the Eyes of God' album. TITD one heavy crazy band without playing strictly metal.. I love em
I like obscure death metal but Mastodon is one of my favorite bands. Being a lifelong musician it's real hard to not like or respect that early stuff. I get it that they became household but if they stopped at the EP it would be hailed. Kind of like if Metallica crashed a plane after Ride, songs like Fight Fire would be so much more heavy, and respected. I try to take things for the timeframe they were created, in which case the Mastodon stuff is pretty freaking good imo
@unsoundproductions-cn1py yeah from a musical standpoint they're extremely talented and a fool would say their not. But for me I checked out after Blood Mountain but they do write good prog rock for lack of better word. But for me my favorite was the EP and Blood Mountain
It only makes sense that you hate on Shadows Fall, J-Puppy has never seen so much hair ! His testosterone levels must have plummeted after seeing Brian Fairs dreads 🤣💀😆. Although I don't follow Mastodon too much these days, their first 3 are secured as top tier. Pull your hairless head out of your ass 😅. Much love 👌💀🤠
Shadows Fall has some good songs. I might be a bit biased since they're from where I grew up. Failure of the Devout, 🤘 Their guitarist was in a couple of DM band in the early 90s, Exhumed- Massachusetts Perpetual Doom
Idk Dawg about the Walmart Metallica thing. I think if you asked white Americans they would know but I feel like other demographics wouldn't know as much. I feel like alot of Mexican people and black people wouldn't know about Metallica. So I guess it depends which Walmart you go to.
eh depends on the social strata of Mexicans you ask. Metal's huge in the unlikeliest places, but you can't go up to someone who looks like they have an entirely different world-view and get the answer you're looking for.
Don’t like to capitalize White or Black when referring to race huh? I wouldn’t recommend capitalizing asian/yellow or mestizoid/brown or arab/brown either 😂
@@jefflawson3574lots of mestizos actually do love Metal. In America though, ehh hit or miss really. Most probably won’t know. If we’re going by race, likely White European Americans will be the most frequent to be familiar with extreme genres of Metal music
J-Dawg, some men become adults when they age, and stop pretending to be "tough" and they may just grow out of their childish beliefs in "the devil" and may stop looking up to silly metal musicians. You still ask other grown men for their autographs 😮😅
The next biggest paidski to say hi in the comments will receive a personal love react from the Dawg himself. ❤Yes, you will be the recipient of the first ever love react in the history of Dawgness, mmhhmmm ...so hurry up, 1 love, 1 paaid scarooonie = my kinda homeboy
Yeah my comparison to Mastodon is having a unique sound and progressing very quickly. I think most people who give them a lot of crap didn't hear them until they were household names, and didn't know about "Today is the day" and going into the EP. There weren't many people out there taking the progressive route with music that heavy. But I could understand if people didn't hear them until after 2010 to not get into the back catalogue as well
@@unsoundproductions-cn1py There were plenty of bands taking the prog route with much heavier music than Mastodon before Mastodon. Bands who were actual Metal bands.
@@unsoundproductions-cn1py agreed if the first and or only thing you heard was the hunter or after idc how you feel about them cause you weren’t in the know for the drug sludge days. If you completely refuse to even check out their early shit you’re also just a joke to me
@@matthewrodriguez3320 Mastodon formed in 2,000. There were actual good progressive metal bands, far heavier than Mastodon, before Mastodon even existed.
Older people???😂you are not young by the way, or you would just say old people. 😂. Older people don't like Mortician for the same reason why you don't like Tombmold . It's not the music of their generation. Rainbow Rising is a really old album. It's ridiculous to compare what was really Heavy in 1976 to what is considered Heavy in 2024 . It's just advancements in technology that makes newer music Heavier. If you were talking about how much Heavier Rainbow is compared to something 45 years ago back in 1976 your would have been comparing it to Frank Sinatra type music. Because not only was there nothing Metal, Rock music didn't even exist yet. There were no Thrash, Death, or Black Metal bands in 1976 . Do you also compare smart phones to old big Heavy dial wall phones?
J-Dawg and Athenar autistically harassing patrons at a Wal-Mart on their metal knowledge...that needs to be a video for the T00bz, Dawg!
You obviously Know nothing about autism . Autistic people don't like to be around other people, and would have a panic attack in a crowded store. No one Autistic would ever put themselves in such a social situation
A circle of protection around J-Dawg and Athenar, so mote it be.
This is brilliant. Hulking JDawg and Athenar in his hood & mask.
I do my grocery shopping usually at 6:30am right after I finish your daily video lol. Gotta avoid those zombie hoards
Same bro right when they open I’m in and out in less than 15 mins. When I worked nights and got off at midnight and when stores actually did stay open 24/7 I’d shop then.
Best time to shop when no canoes are in there. I get so tired of those mindless people when they see you coming down the aisle they purposefully get in your way and act like they didn’t know someone else was in the same aisle.
I noticed whatever you are having a hard time finding on the shelf, there is a very good chance it’s going to be found right where someone is standing in the way
@@humanbrisket7718 yup every single fucking time
Trivium is also on that canoe list with Mastodon and Shadows Fall.
Can't believe someone had the dawg mention and watch the hazbin animation
Never seen it. Sounds like the creator just wanted to promote weird bdsm stuff in their show I guess. No clue why it was sent to Justin here 😂
Mastodon sucks. The band themselves don't even like metal. All the canoes in my school claimed they were the greatest metal band of the year when their 2nd album came out. None of those kids had a clue about metal.
Totally agree with the DAWG on grocery shopping, at night away from the canoe 🛶 eyes of your local townspeople! Make a list, go in, get stuff, go home , next mission. 🤘
Hell yeah!
Not wanting to like something is worse than being a poser
Its the definition of a poser. You are faking not liking something cause it isnt "cool enough".
I don’t even wanna like it!
It's a way of saying brah brah
Hard disagree
Wow. I knew we weren't dealing with a skull overflowing with erudition and clumps of refined gray matter...but that IS one of the most absurd stances I have yet seen taken. And IS arguably a contender for the leading definition of poseur.
The first paid scaroonie...this has to be the same Valentine who paid Dawg 10 scaroonies to hear his opinion on anime. Money well spent brah brah 👌
Horval of the North Star
What video was that one I've got to hear it lol
@@billblount7854 I can't recall off bat which vid it was, but it was at least 2 and a half months back.
But if you really want to see it that bad try looking in the comment section, where I stated the obvious about Valentine's stupidity. That post has something like 96 up-votes, which crazy high for a J-Dawg comment, which makes it stand out.
Valentin is actually pretty famous and well known on Instagram
Me and the Dawg are gonna watch some Baki The Grappler and Demon Slayer together.
dont talk to poeple in wallmart
Dawg crunching the numbers like the Scott Steiner of Metal.
The Walmart story is one of my faves, one of the first vids of the Dawg I watched!
Wow some of these paid questions prove to me that some people have money to burn!
But hey - even the random ones are hilarious and it's more support for the channel so it's a win either way.
Impetigo need more recognition
Fuck yes they do
There are a ton of blabbermouths at my gym, and I've talked with a few of them about music, none of them know a single Death Metal or Black Metal band. The Thrash big 4 is about all you'll get out of most of them
Usually it’s rap, tweenpop(like MGK), or TWINKcore they’re into
11:38
UNCLE GRANDPA MENTIONED LMAOOOOOO
You must be new here
Because it’s a show for peepantses
Sloth-Dawg love thrash with sack
Always hated Mastodon
I think 2:00 is the hardest ive ever laughed for any of the dawgs vids! And thats saying something cus he regularly says shit that has my ass rolling on the floor laughing 😂
I'm 38. My brother had when Satan lives live album by deicide. He played it when I was 11 or so while taking me to basking Robbins. Haven't looked back since.
Once Deicide gets in you, it's embedded in there for life god dammit! Cool story dude! 🤘
@@joshgrotesque2519nah
@lorenmeans4463 you misspelled "poo"
@@dinkins335 JDawg out here deleting comments I think
Dawg just mad that Brann Dailor of Mastodon is a bigger King Diamond fan than him
Are you ready?
I'm not. Give me 20 minutes.
I hate to break the news to y'all, but Death Metal doesn't offend non Metal people like you think. Non Metal people can't handle high pitch screaming Vocals. I have played lots of Death Metal around people who hate Heavy music. I also have played bands like Cirith Ungol, and they always demand that I play something else. That all the screaming hurts their ears, and gives them a headache. Unless you hand someone a lyric sheet most people don't find Death Metal that offensive. Unless of course it's something like Deicide - Death By Dawn, Deeds of Flesh - Infecting Them with Falsehood , or Cannibal Corpse - The Pick Axe Murders due to the harsh animalistic sounding screaming. Other than getting offended by the Horror movie intros most average people aren't bothered by Mortician type of music. Black Metal actually will clear a room much quicker than just about anything Death Metal could.
Death metal and adjacent has at least some ability to cross over into the mainstream/“normie” territory (not saying thats a good or bad thing) ex: Cannibal Corpse, Dethklok, Slipknot (yes I know they aren’t DM thats why I said adjacent, but they still have undeniable DM influence in the early shit), whatever deathcore-band-of-the-month, etc. Black metal’s only “mainstream” appeal is goth chicks
using it for aesthetic or 15 year olds on tiktok acting like they’re the first to discover the Mayhem drama. Anecdotally speaking however, I can say my girl who’s mostly into mall emo and pop punk is okay with high pitched screams but it’s hard for her to get into death growls and gutturals. Therefore, I’m able to get her into a good bit of BM, but only a select amount of DM. Edit: Even bands like Dark Funeral, Dimmu Borgir and Blackbraid still only exist within the realm of metal basically. The only one I can say is somewhat mainstream is Cradle of Filth, but that seems more like a UK thing.
Elaborating on my previous reply: I don’t think anyone is really “offended” by extreme metal anymore, at least in mainstream society (people in metal and hardcore or whatever certainly love to be offended at stuff). They (the mainstreamers) just don’t like it, it’s certainly not for everyone. The whole Satanist scare is over and done and the only thing you can do to offend people is have the wrong worldview, but good luck breaking out of the underground with that.
Re-commenting this because it didnt seem to come through: To elaborate on my last reply, the only thing that really “offends” anyone anymore is a band or artist having the wrong worldview, at that seems to be almost entirely a thing within the world of metal/hardcore/adjacent. The Satanism scare is over and done.
@@Necromassthere’s a reason why she’s an ex
"Y'all" = not reading that, opinion discarded.
Damn half of these paid "SKAROONIES" are complete gibberish. And I'm sure 90% of the weirdos in Wal Mart would know who Metallica is. Maybe 30% would know who Cannibal is. The first straight up Death Metal show I ever saw was in 1991. It was Morbid Angel w/ Entombed and Unleashed.
The schizo ones and the Dawg's reactions are funny, though.
Way better than "duuuurrrrr J Dawg what do you think of twinkcore posers?? What do you think of (insert band he's already mentioned a million times)?"
Damn, Dawg.. those debut Century Media albums by Shadows Fall and God Forbid were good! And the Mastodon "Remission' goes well with Today Is The Day's "In The Eyes Of God!"
Shadows Fall I like but the band that came before ‘Overcast’ is creme of the crop 👌
I’m really glad that the store I work at has a couple reallll metal fans who are regular shoppers. A couple cool old heads too
Sup Canoes
Warmoon Lord's Burning Banners of The Funeral War is a must buy!
love the Acid Witch Shirt!
I think Dio more manly than Corpsegrinder, bet you Goerge watches uncle grandpa
Yeah...i saw a video some years back of corpsegrinder at toys r us shopping for dolls toys. It goes without saying I was non plussed to day the least. Little super hero dolls???? Uhh....NO. Weak!
Corpsegrinder sadly listens to Deathcore. Barnes is true Cannibal Corpse
@@j.g.junior9835does he have children? Hopefully for them not himself..
Uh but either way I don’t think I’d record a vid of myself shopping and upload it online if I was a well known musician. Not doing that at least if I’m supposed to be the frontman of big brutal metal band. Remember, gotta fit the bill.
I think it’s fine to like his… junkopop marvel 🤢🤮 hero dolls.. and collect them… uhh but I would keep that out of your publicity personally 😂
People who listen to real metal have higher T levels
Dawg was on a heater today LOL
Haha, I knew the Walmart thing would get the Dawg going!
Spongebob definitely existed 20 years ago haha
But this "Uncle Grandpa" I have never fucking heard of before, and I will forever mentally associate it with the Dawg now.
Try watching it…… 😂😂😂😂😂
Metalli...WHOOOOOOO?!?!!
Hahahahaha
Sounds like the land is great! Friday 9 pm everyone and their mother is at the grocery store here in Texas
Anyone know Damnation - Slamming in the Depths of Hell? 80s. Heard of it in an interview with Dead. Familiar?
"POSER CLEANUP IN AISLE 3...REPEAT...POSER CLEANUP IN AISLE 3!"
I would say ten people in wal mart would know Metallica and 2 people would know cannibal corpse if any .
Metallica was trending on TikTok not too long ago after a character in Stranger Things played Master of Puppets on the show.
Mastodon is horrible, not worth you checking out homie.
The best Mastodon song I’ve heard was…..no they all sucked
Oh man....The mental gymnastics to prove some asinine hypothetical point really kill me sometimes. If anyone I didn't know asked me anything like that while I'm getting groceries i'd tell em' to fuck off...or just assume they had autism and ignore it. whether i knew who Metallica was or not!
If it was a random jackoff sure. If it’s a fellow metalhead I’m asking them if they play any instruments because I’m looking for band members for multiple bands 😂
Burzum x Kanye West happened
Kanye West the biggest grifter on the planet.
😂 made my day
bumzur dat sum gangsta varg
Did they Collab?
Good way to counter a gatekeeper is when they ask you to name songs from a band, name three songs in order and ask them what album are you referring too! You can even flex and quiz them and say what side am I referring too haha
Gatekeepers are needed. Posers are the problem.
@@paulhetrick1759I have yet to meet a gatekeeper that was actually part of the scene or consistent gatekeepers come and go like trends haha
That name 3 songs is lame in the 80s you would know what kind of tunes people were into they would be carrying the albums they bought to school or on the bus usually you would do the head knod old heads know this shit 😂😅 way less posers in the 80s just the hair metal stuff but that hair metal way wau more metal than this death core slam urban wanna be wigger bullshit 🖕💩🤮
@@Necromassboth gate keepers and posers are lame as fuck, just like it's lame to feel the need to be part of a scene but its equally lame to think your cool cause your NOT part of a scene... just be into whatever your genuinely into and fuck whatever anyone thinks
Anyone who whines about "gatekeeping" is exactly who needs to be kept out.
CC 45
Metallica 275
...And Statistics for All is HELLCAST GOLD!
OK Dawg. We gotta talk about your chair. Now that you are bringing in the bank from the ads and also from the paidskaroonies I emplore you to invest in a new chair or fuck even just a covering for the chair. I mean the ragged and ripped fake leather surface of the chair back really matches your face well but it seems unprofessional
He'll tell you it's rough and tough just how Death Metal should be or that he doesn't care about material stuff.
It's a fucking chair who cares
It's just a sideways hat who cares! It's about the look bra bra! @@damnedbelowjudas_
"it seems unprofessional" what do you think you're even watching. do you think this guy has light flood umbrellas and reflective surfaces and focuses on framing the picture? some $300 microphone and all kinds of other lame extra shit that video game nerd political commentator youtubers think they need to upload a video to the internet and appear "professional" as they talk about pokemon and politics?
if you want to take this youtuber shit too seriously then i'll take your youtuber comment too seriously.
Well now Ian it sounds like you are getting your pretty pink panties all in a ruffle about the chair comment? I think you are taking yourself too seriously! @ianswift3521
"What is Metallica?" "Is it a person?" - waaaah!
Did you see the video where this girl said "I've noticed t shirts nowadays have this metallic word on them. Idk what that is, but I like it" or something like that.
“Tallichurr??”
Longsleeves with cuffs are so uncomfortable
I agree. I used to wear them all the time -- I don't know how.
@@patfrat666 I had two-sent them to Goodwill after wearing them once
Older people???😂you are not young by the way, or you would just say old people. 😂. Older people don't like Mortician for the same reason why you don't like Tombmold . It's not the music of their generation. Rainbow Rising is a really old album. It's ridiculous to compare what was really Heavy in 1976 to what is considered Heavy in 2024 . It's just advancements in technology that makes newer music Heavier. If you were talking about how much Heavier Rainbow is compared to something 45 years ago back in 1976 your would have been comparing it to Frank Sinatra type music. Because not only was there nothing Metal, Rock music didn't even exist yet. There were no Thrash, Death, or Black Metal bands in 1976 . Do you also compare smart phones to old big Heavy dial wall phones?
Maybe he's talking about dudes in their 60s that only listen to Priest.🤣
@@dinkins335 Dudes in their 60s actually listen to Judas Priest? I figured most of them like Country Western, if they even care about music anymore
@Hecatecrossways there's a few out there. Far and few between but they exist. 😄
@@dinkins335 And they all look like Will Rahmer from Mortician
@@Hecatecrossways so you've seen them too. 😂
I am also accepting paid scaroonies.
Me aswell
If you go into grocery store and start and start asking people who cannibal corpse is, my guess is 1-2 people on an average day. A super busy Sunday maybe 3-5.
*cracks beer* they don’t make em like ‘Nilla Road anymore
mark the shark sounded like a caterwauling donkey getting forcefully fondled by a gorilla. tabletop rpg fantasy sword and sorcery nerdery nonsense.
I would describe Iron Maiden as majestic. Don't you think you correlating manliness with metal is going to your head? When I make fun of bands for being pussified they actually have whiny/crybaby songs i.e. Dokken or Def Leppard. Seriously, dude, your taking this to the dorkiest heights! I think I'll go listen to The Who!
You clearly haven't watched more than 5 or 10 of his vids. He's said 1000 times that Maiden is Metal Royalty and are Goated as fuck. He has a running gag about ripping on bands for not having enough sack but it's not that serious. Just because you dont agree with all his takes shouldn't be a big deal. I mean nobody agrees with anyone 100% of the time
@16:38 Idiocracy is an awesome movie!
It's not a movie anymore its a prophecy
12:17 Bubbles
Lol
When I'm in Walmart by my house, I'm probably the only one there that knows Cannibal Corpse.
You didn't know roy Orbison
To be honest whenever someone asks if I know metallica I just say no.
Same
Someone is gonna pay J Dawg to follow him around.
I am 49 and I love the tough stuff.
Youd win the 1000 dollar bet. Where I live id say everyone would know Metallica except maybe someone elderly...Cannibal Corpse not a soul. MAYBE 1 guy walking around wearing a normie band shirt like 5 finger death punch or Pantera would know the CC. So yeah CC is the mainstream of underground but to the normies they wouldnt know who it is. They would think its a horror movie or walking dead reference
Here for my daily lesson in not being a poser canoe brah brah
My estrogen is high but my testosterone is 800
I guess I just fat and need to lose weight
Most dogs are more reasonable than most humans.
15:12 We got a remixed version today lol
And 20 people out of 300 people knowing who Cannibal Corpse would be a really good ratio of people and that probably a fairly accurate guess, Im thinking possibly even less. But if 20 people knew of them thats good out of 300. Metallica i agree everyone would have heard of
The Dawg repping doom metal now?? The end is nigh
That explains why most bands start putting out lamer albums with less and less sack as they get older! Haha
Hazbin Hotel is a new cartoon
Cool seeing Dawg wearing Acid Witch today. I have their album Stoned. Good stuff
😂 like and share the video Devils
I saw that conversation with athenar. He was arguing like my wife does. Came up with the most hyper specific bullahit to explain why he was right
Repulsion had a he -she in the band for a while....sorry, Justin, that's not tough.
🏳️⚧️ are awesome brah brah
That’s disgusting.
you mean they had pedo?
they had a worm?
The Cliff 'Em All VHS tape influenced more people to start a death metal band than all the demo tapes combined ever did. Hear the words now, get butt-hurt, and later on let the truth worm its way into your soul. Poll every person who formed an early death metal band and ask them if they ever watched it, if they thought it'd be cool to be in a metal band after watching it, then ask them if they started a band only after sending a SASE and $3 to Necrovore c/o Frank Gildersleeve or Enrique Verdugo and receiving an indecipherable, home recorded cassette demo 2 months later.
@@schmoopenStupid unintentionaty, I would say. Nothing this guy ever said ever had a lick of intelligence.
@@schmoopen😂🤣😂I'm really liking this new angle
I think more than not people would know who Metallica are
15-20 peoplesssss would know CC
you're logic is so fucked sometimes
Justin shockingly knows about pronoun people 😮
They are ubiquitous
@@damnedbelowjudas_in the depressing Hells warehouse? at his gym, or his local Applebees?
20 peple out of 300
Who cares who really likes Metallica anyway?
Old Mastodon does rock. Especially the EP but that was just Today is the Day diet version..hell half the band played on Today is the Days 'In the Eyes of God' album. TITD one heavy crazy band without playing strictly metal.. I love em
I like obscure death metal but Mastodon is one of my favorite bands. Being a lifelong musician it's real hard to not like or respect that early stuff. I get it that they became household but if they stopped at the EP it would be hailed. Kind of like if Metallica crashed a plane after Ride, songs like Fight Fire would be so much more heavy, and respected. I try to take things for the timeframe they were created, in which case the Mastodon stuff is pretty freaking good imo
@@icankillbugs 😆
@unsoundproductions-cn1py yeah from a musical standpoint they're extremely talented and a fool would say their not. But for me I checked out after Blood Mountain but they do write good prog rock for lack of better word. But for me my favorite was the EP and Blood Mountain
Never cared for them never will
It only makes sense that you hate on Shadows Fall, J-Puppy has never seen so much hair ! His testosterone levels must have plummeted after seeing Brian Fairs dreads 🤣💀😆.
Although I don't follow Mastodon too much these days, their first 3 are secured as top tier. Pull your hairless head out of your ass 😅.
Much love 👌💀🤠
Shadows Fall has some good songs. I might be a bit biased since they're from where I grew up. Failure of the Devout, 🤘
Their guitarist was in a couple of DM band in the early 90s,
Exhumed- Massachusetts
Perpetual Doom
@@corystafford4958Yeah that guy is cool I own his signature guitar \m/
@@JDawgFunnyMomentsI was referring to Bachand, I'm assuming your guitar is a Donias. Cool, I didn't know he had those.
@@corystafford4958 nah I own the mbm2
@@JDawgFunnyMoments I just looked, he has them too. I'm not a guitar player, so I'm clueless... ha ha.
Do you say "homie" as a joke? I hope so.
Are you autistic?
Idk Dawg about the Walmart Metallica thing. I think if you asked white Americans they would know but I feel like other demographics wouldn't know as much. I feel like alot of Mexican people and black people wouldn't know about Metallica. So I guess it depends which Walmart you go to.
eh depends on the social strata of Mexicans you ask. Metal's huge in the unlikeliest places, but you can't go up to someone who looks like they have an entirely different world-view and get the answer you're looking for.
who cares
Don’t like to capitalize White or Black when referring to race huh?
I wouldn’t recommend capitalizing asian/yellow or mestizoid/brown or arab/brown either 😂
@@jefflawson3574lots of mestizos actually do love Metal. In America though, ehh hit or miss really. Most probably won’t know.
If we’re going by race, likely White European Americans will be the most frequent to be familiar with extreme genres of Metal music
You’ll be surprised Mexico has a pretty active metal community
J-Dawg, some men become adults when they age, and stop pretending to be "tough" and they may just grow out of their childish beliefs in "the devil" and may stop looking up to silly metal musicians. You still ask other grown men for their autographs 😮😅
Metal Rules. 🤘🤘
And you watch a grown man you apparently don’t even like daily.
You're here every day regurgitating the same nonsense. You seem obsessed with him
cringe
Sometimes, you poop so hard that Jesus weeps.
A stouffer's pizza brah brah? 🐳🛶🐋 The same groceries every week? 🦀🦭🦞
Sounds like acid reflux brah brah
Shit is good but I wouldn’t recommend eating it unless you in shape already 😂 fattening as fk so much bread in most pizza unless it’s thin as hell
The next biggest paidski to say hi in the comments will receive a personal love react from the Dawg himself. ❤Yes, you will be the recipient of the first ever love react in the history of Dawgness, mmhhmmm ...so hurry up, 1 love, 1 paaid scarooonie = my kinda homeboy
Mastodon’s first album is fuckin awesome and far from polished
Yeah my comparison to Mastodon is having a unique sound and progressing very quickly. I think most people who give them a lot of crap didn't hear them until they were household names, and didn't know about "Today is the day" and going into the EP. There weren't many people out there taking the progressive route with music that heavy. But I could understand if people didn't hear them until after 2010 to not get into the back catalogue as well
It's boring hipster crap for non metal fans.
@@unsoundproductions-cn1py There were plenty of bands taking the prog route with much heavier music than Mastodon before Mastodon. Bands who were actual Metal bands.
@@unsoundproductions-cn1py agreed if the first and or only thing you heard was the hunter or after idc how you feel about them cause you weren’t in the know for the drug sludge days. If you completely refuse to even check out their early shit you’re also just a joke to me
@@matthewrodriguez3320 Mastodon formed in 2,000. There were actual good progressive metal bands, far heavier than Mastodon, before Mastodon even existed.
Older people???😂you are not young by the way, or you would just say old people. 😂. Older people don't like Mortician for the same reason why you don't like Tombmold . It's not the music of their generation. Rainbow Rising is a really old album. It's ridiculous to compare what was really Heavy in 1976 to what is considered Heavy in 2024 . It's just advancements in technology that makes newer music Heavier. If you were talking about how much Heavier Rainbow is compared to something 45 years ago back in 1976 your would have been comparing it to Frank Sinatra type music. Because not only was there nothing Metal, Rock music didn't even exist yet. There were no Thrash, Death, or Black Metal bands in 1976 . Do you also compare smart phones to old big Heavy dial wall phones?