Tom Hank's Son Goes Jamaican & Gritty's Alleged Assault | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
  • During an in-studio rehearsal DESUS & MERO discuss Tom Hanks' son, Chet Hanks, embarrassing his dad at the Golden Globes Awards and Gritty, the Philadelphia Flyers mascot who was involved in an alleged assault of a fan.
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    DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits.. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.

Комментарии • 442

  • @Eldoncoyote
    @Eldoncoyote 4 года назад +260

    “Listen I’ve been a great white guy all these years, you’re not gonna fuck up my legacy”

    • @kayceecee-
      @kayceecee- 4 года назад +1

      SPACEJAMCHAVEZ “fuck up”...

  • @Drewski217
    @Drewski217 4 года назад +601

    The funniest thing about Chet is that for him that was pulled back. His black posturing used to be MUCH worse LMAO

    • @jarelanderson1787
      @jarelanderson1787 4 года назад +60

      Drewski217 this is him being subtle

    • @ashleymeggan
      @ashleymeggan 4 года назад +19

      Yes... But, I think he was legitimately on crack then. Still... for a white person, dropping the nbomb is sorta like rape or murder. Like, you should be able to smoke a little hard and not drop the nbomb.

    • @rico8673
      @rico8673 4 года назад +3

      Nah the Jafacan stuff was much worse

    • @Drewski217
      @Drewski217 4 года назад +7

      @@rico8673 No I promise you this is less cringe than his rap music LMAO

    • @rico8673
      @rico8673 4 года назад +3

      @@Drewski217 I respectfully disagree sir... This is the height of idiocy and this man needs evaluation

  • @TravisHouze
    @TravisHouze 4 года назад +581

    I had no expectations for the song and was still disappointed 😂

    • @seanwilson8168
      @seanwilson8168 4 года назад +10

      LMAO

    • @mechekorrect1442
      @mechekorrect1442 4 года назад +5

      Dang

    • @Michael5221
      @Michael5221 4 года назад +5

      Omg same

    • @quickchange4386
      @quickchange4386 4 года назад +5

      This comment!!!⚰⚰⚰

    • @NeopToIemy
      @NeopToIemy 4 года назад +8

      It had me real fucked up, like I thought it was a BBMak track or something from 99-03.
      That is *actually* the song.

  • @Dannyo7o7
    @Dannyo7o7 4 года назад +519

    Background music for the CW is perfect lmao

    • @MaoMoney
      @MaoMoney 4 года назад +16

      That's literally EXACTLY what it sound like

    • @mrwest1818
      @mrwest1818 4 года назад +3

      Sounds like music for the friends reboot

    • @SuperJNG18
      @SuperJNG18 3 года назад +3

      "She didn't know...I was the Gossip Girl!"

  • @miggy_chagon6630
    @miggy_chagon6630 4 года назад +261

    Tom Hanks was in his ear screaming out "Quit bangin on the damn furnace. The party done"😂

    • @natalyajones7955
      @natalyajones7955 4 года назад +23

      LMFAO 😂😂 "Dis is di last time!"

    • @marzellholbrook6130
      @marzellholbrook6130 4 года назад +6

      Whoever you are... I hate you 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sharondalewis1620
      @sharondalewis1620 4 года назад +9

      Lol everybody, OUT!

    • @cjayroxas
      @cjayroxas 4 года назад +4

      💀💀

    • @SurahOnline
      @SurahOnline 4 года назад +7

      *LMAO!!!! OH MY GOD!!!* 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Stain000
    @Stain000 4 года назад +524

    Why was I expecting the song to be on a afrobeat

    • @ChristopherBatson
      @ChristopherBatson 4 года назад +42

      You were expecting better. Honest mistake

    • @seanwilson8168
      @seanwilson8168 4 года назад +6

      @@ChristopherBatson LOL

    • @dalekdude180
      @dalekdude180 4 года назад +14

      I was expecting it to be Reggae lmao. It sounds like any ole soft pop music!

    • @aeonjoey3d
      @aeonjoey3d 4 года назад +2

      RIGHT?! it would've been like a "ohhhhhh okay that tracks" now it's just more confusing! and offensive.

  • @RaisedByYoutube
    @RaisedByYoutube 4 года назад +267

    I was not expecting that Aaron Carter ass song from Tom Hank's son lmfao

  • @ten4k964
    @ten4k964 4 года назад +359

    Shabbah Hanks

  • @142T
    @142T 4 года назад +168

    “Background music for the CW” I’m dead 💀💀💀😂😂😂

  • @pureblack3363
    @pureblack3363 4 года назад +192

    That song sounded like something you'd hear on shampoo commercial

  • @dlein93
    @dlein93 4 года назад +191

    "I no have secret family *pshhh*" lmaoo goddammit mero

  • @jamiecharles3954
    @jamiecharles3954 4 года назад +71

    “Papi forget about it I no have secret family” 😂

  • @theplourde
    @theplourde 4 года назад +361

    I’d rather listen to Jeremy Renner...
    Yerrr

    • @FiremanH16
      @FiremanH16 4 года назад +41

      Never be the saaaame

    • @seanwilson8168
      @seanwilson8168 4 года назад +44

      A Bippie Boopy gotta Teeeeelll yoooou

    • @roodick85
      @roodick85 4 года назад +18

      Let's be serious...them two should be banned from ever touching a mic lol

    • @dshepherd107
      @dshepherd107 4 года назад +2

      theplourde ikr, & that’s saying something!

    • @dokebi4502
      @dokebi4502 4 года назад +2

      DAMN LMAO

  • @alwaysxnever
    @alwaysxnever 4 года назад +187

    Bruh. He could have at least went all in and made some cod reggae. This is the most generic 2000 pop/ guy with a guitar track I have ever heard!!

  • @PoloBeeX7
    @PoloBeeX7 4 года назад +186

    On a side note for everybody, I think we can all agree that Chet Hanks just gave us the worst song of 2020.

    • @oliverdyer9155
      @oliverdyer9155 4 года назад +5

      DJ POLARITY elon musty is a strong contender

    • @kelechic.jemelumba9981
      @kelechic.jemelumba9981 4 года назад +5

      Give logic a chance to dethrone him, he has earned that much at least

    • @larrymcjones
      @larrymcjones 4 года назад +1

      Man I hope so I don’t want anything worse than that we got almost a whole year though and a lot of trash “artists” out there

  • @kayceecee-
    @kayceecee- 4 года назад +96

    That song made me so uncomfortable as I’m riding the train 🤣🤣💀. Likeeeeee... yooooo!!! What in the white...

  • @nicolegiramata4854
    @nicolegiramata4854 4 года назад +178

    he trying to come for Jesse McCartney’s bag but he can’t love up to it 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @CainCorso
      @CainCorso 4 года назад +1

      Who tf is that?

    • @dariamorgendorffer1650
      @dariamorgendorffer1650 4 года назад +16

      Cain Corso Your joking right?

    • @CainCorso
      @CainCorso 4 года назад +2

      @@dariamorgendorffer1650 i wasn't i googled hes not in my realm

  • @JV-rx3ov
    @JV-rx3ov 4 года назад +166

    More likely some Jamaicans sent 'Big Up' Chet some unripe ackee with a note to eat them ASAP.

    • @cft3022
      @cft3022 4 года назад +12

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 yooooooo

    • @Zbandsz
      @Zbandsz 4 года назад +4

      CFT Lmfaoooo

    • @solitairedoll
      @solitairedoll 4 года назад +6

      Not the unripe ackee! LMAOOOO
      RIP

    • @sharondalewis1620
      @sharondalewis1620 4 года назад +2

      😂🤣😂🤣😭

    • @staceyshere
      @staceyshere 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @oliverdyer9155
    @oliverdyer9155 4 года назад +67

    “$300 dollar hospital bill” soooo y’all paid the ER fee to have a doctor say your kid would have a bruise?

    • @lindseystein9676
      @lindseystein9676 4 года назад +7

      There are parts of the US in the south that have been labeled 3rd world conditions by either the world health organization or the UN, can’t remember which, it was a couple years ago.

    • @EvanSaltare
      @EvanSaltare 4 года назад +2

      @@lindseystein9676 I'm gonna take a guess that Mississippi contains most of those places.

  • @barih4prez
    @barih4prez 4 года назад +79

    “Selecta Fast Forwaad!!!”

  • @marvdatboi
    @marvdatboi 4 года назад +42

    "Papi I no have a secret family" Can we just imagine a Dominican MIB film.

  • @tobyjaffe270
    @tobyjaffe270 4 года назад +28

    Mero's Dominican impression never fails to crack me up

  • @dothedeed
    @dothedeed 4 года назад +182

    Paris Hilton song Stars are Blind sounds more Jamaican than him.

    • @JaneDoe-tm2ex
      @JaneDoe-tm2ex 4 года назад +23

      dothedeed Lmaooooo that song low key slaps though

    • @5thgearouttahere
      @5thgearouttahere 4 года назад +5

      JADAKISS
      NEVER FORGET

    • @MAdebilJA
      @MAdebilJA 4 года назад +6

      that song sounds like something gwen stefani passed on (stars are blind one)

    • @jasonnn2284
      @jasonnn2284 4 года назад +8

      LOL I'll never forget when Stars Are Blind was leaked to Myspace. The reaction was so bad that initially her label claimed the song was fake.

    • @sparkswolverine
      @sparkswolverine 4 года назад +9

      I kind of liked Paris’ first album though, low- low-key.

  • @Mrruidiaz
    @Mrruidiaz 4 года назад +176

    Oh we got different camara angles? Brand Stronger than ever

    • @dalekdude180
      @dalekdude180 4 года назад +1

      I noticed that too! The "from the ground shot" reminds me of the ViceLand show! They used that angle a lot! All they need now is Juice Boxx the bear!!!

    • @sheegie69
      @sheegie69 4 года назад +1

      You see it!!

  • @ashleyeffrece1666
    @ashleyeffrece1666 4 года назад +44

    Mero's impersonation of a drunk chick tryna get some is me with my fiance after the club with my girls. Just savage lol

  • @paulo2y
    @paulo2y 4 года назад +68

    "yet he says it on twitter" LMAOOO #FreeMero (just in case)

  • @larrymcjones
    @larrymcjones 4 года назад +28

    The Dominican Men in Black is so funny they need to make a whole skit about that

  • @christianfears3116
    @christianfears3116 4 года назад +49

    Bro said one tree hill sound track 😭😭

  • @clonehighisl33t
    @clonehighisl33t 4 года назад +8

    Gritty looking at the kid like he's food, run your lunch money timmy 🤣🤣🤣

  • @astronaut4291
    @astronaut4291 4 года назад +42

    My guts been hurtin for 2 MONTHS I NEEDED THIS!!!

  • @mr.rashadgrice79
    @mr.rashadgrice79 4 года назад +89

    Tom Hanks From Oakland...... Chet Hanks Is Not

    • @Jumanzor08
      @Jumanzor08 4 года назад +2

      Rashad Grice facts lol

    • @AQUAPHREESH193
      @AQUAPHREESH193 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂 faxxx Tom went to Skyline High right?

  • @Myunsolicitedthoughts
    @Myunsolicitedthoughts 4 года назад +7

    That boy really been practicing that Jamaican accent though😂🤣😂😂😂🤣

  • @jahretro
    @jahretro 4 года назад +26

    Yo, I hate that Mero know how to talk like a NY Bird so well yo! dead on like, "lemme see dat zick Daddy" 🤣🤣

  • @alexx.maxiii
    @alexx.maxiii 4 года назад +49

    Chet look like Rory lowkey😂😂

  • @orlandogonzalez6157
    @orlandogonzalez6157 4 года назад +14

    Fun fact: That's EXACTLY how my ex came through after mimosas with her girls looking like Gritty. Never fails 🤣

  • @almostatami
    @almostatami 4 года назад +17

    That mascot is making me panic. You can see in the eyes that he up to no good.

  • @Jay-ue2ic
    @Jay-ue2ic 4 года назад +15

    The Brand is so strong it’s creating “never to be aired ever” deadstock episodes.

  • @sirleon3x
    @sirleon3x 4 года назад +8

    "Fogit about eet...I have no secret family" *flashy thing* LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LiveLoveLaugh_44
    @LiveLoveLaugh_44 4 года назад +19

    😂 my guy flew by Flatbush one time

  • @IjeomaThePlantMama
    @IjeomaThePlantMama 2 года назад +7

    I'm from Philly and we all laughed at the Gritty story. He and the Phillie Phanatic are always tryna fight somebody, it's part of their persona 😅

  • @SuperJNG18
    @SuperJNG18 4 года назад +24

    We missed you! Welcome back! The Bodega Hive is buzzing again!

  • @Badgalkt
    @Badgalkt 4 года назад +6

    Half the reason I watch them is for Mero’s laugh, I love it lol

  • @MotterPotter
    @MotterPotter 4 года назад +67

    Shout out One tree hill

    • @wheelwatcher05
      @wheelwatcher05 4 года назад +3

      One Tree Hill was my show back in the day.

  • @Just-Princess
    @Just-Princess 4 года назад +18

    This is MUCH needed after Kobe. I literally haven't laugh this much in a while. Thanks guys!

  • @BinWylin
    @BinWylin 4 года назад +54

    He sounds more like he from 🇬🇧 then 🇯🇲 lol

    • @tXh1234
      @tXh1234 4 года назад +2

      Nahhhhhhh

    • @solitairedoll
      @solitairedoll 4 года назад +4

      The SilentGamer Scottish, not Irish.

    • @theCelticDragon1
      @theCelticDragon1 4 года назад +1

      The Jamaican accent is just Africanised Irish.

    • @theCelticDragon1
      @theCelticDragon1 4 года назад +1

      Irish speak Irish, it's also spelled Gaelic, the Scots use Gaelic. The Irish had been speaking English predominantly, nearly 100 years before the British set foot on Jamaica. You are speaking of some slang words from patois, i am speaking of the general sound and voicing of Jamaican descends directly from British and Irish dialects, with most being Irish.

    • @vita9010
      @vita9010 4 года назад +1

      Shaun Casey Not true

  • @PoloBeeX7
    @PoloBeeX7 4 года назад +82

    Mero looks extra light skinned in this exclusive.

    • @amuchen9609
      @amuchen9609 4 года назад +22

      It’s winter lmao

    • @tristanchuey
      @tristanchuey 4 года назад +2

      He ugh... bleaching I guess.

    • @luisframirez2335
      @luisframirez2335 4 года назад +6

      He’s been hanging with Sammie Sosa 😂🇩🇴🇩🇴

    • @gusa8006
      @gusa8006 4 года назад +1

      @@tristanchuey 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gusa8006
      @gusa8006 4 года назад +1

      @@luisframirez2335 lmaooooo

  • @GeorgesOpinion
    @GeorgesOpinion 4 года назад +6

    Real tears when Desus clanged the bottles together😭😭

  • @jake5634
    @jake5634 4 года назад +16

    I’ve been a great white guy all these years I’m sickkkkkk 😂

  • @mraverybrown4621
    @mraverybrown4621 4 года назад +5

    5:50 mark - “South datactives!” That’s the new way to say the word, ‘detective’. - 🙌🏿😂

  • @mraverybrown4621
    @mraverybrown4621 4 года назад +5

    4:06 mark- “Merooooo, come out and play!” Hilarious! - 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

  • @LordSkella
    @LordSkella 4 года назад +40

    When are going to send Gritty back to Hell where he belongs?!

    • @aechols2398
      @aechols2398 4 года назад +16

      He is already in Philly what more do you want?

    • @LordSkella
      @LordSkella 4 года назад +4

      A Echols touché! You’ve got me there...

  • @wynrick1
    @wynrick1 4 года назад +29

    background music for the CW... LOL

  • @sherylsmallwood-valdivia5375
    @sherylsmallwood-valdivia5375 4 года назад +10

    I always feel bad for his OTHER son Colin Hanks because he must always get confused for his brother since people probably just Google "Tom Hanks son" lol.

  • @hotbluflame2933
    @hotbluflame2933 4 года назад +5

    “Forget about it. I no have a secret family.” 😂😂😂

  • @queenkitsune4864
    @queenkitsune4864 4 года назад +6

    I was NOT expecting the song to sound like that 😂 sounds like it should be on The Hills

  • @tamarajaii9415
    @tamarajaii9415 4 года назад +33

    I was waiting for this 😂

    • @ashywushu
      @ashywushu 4 года назад +1

      So was I... that was first thought lmao

  • @IM_ZAANX
    @IM_ZAANX 4 года назад +39

    I mean Tom Hanks nice at spades so......👀

  • @markacevedo441
    @markacevedo441 4 года назад +4

    Idk why but anytime Mero says some wild shit and Desus can't hold his laugh i fucking crack up

  • @Daniellehiu
    @Daniellehiu 4 года назад +8

    This Gritty story has me in tears!

  • @brucefre
    @brucefre 4 года назад +22

    Meroooo come out and plaaayyyy!

    • @kayceecee-
      @kayceecee- 4 года назад +1

      brucefre it’s been a month... I don’t think we’re ready for all that!!

    • @sheegie69
      @sheegie69 4 года назад

      brucefre I literally choked on my wine

  • @CarlosGarcia-jl9dq
    @CarlosGarcia-jl9dq 4 года назад +3

    Mero as Tom Hanks fucking killed me 😂😂

  • @jhormanacevedo2348
    @jhormanacevedo2348 4 года назад +13

    I never cringed more while eating breakfast till i heard this dude speak like hes Jamaican

  • @SuperJNG18
    @SuperJNG18 3 года назад +7

    I've watched plenty of D&M, but few bits have made me laugh as hard as horny Gritty after brunch

  • @joestar99
    @joestar99 4 года назад +2

    "You better fuckin apologize!" If ONLY we had Tom Hanks on tape.

  • @DrEcho
    @DrEcho 4 года назад +8

    #freegritty because if that was the entire hospital bill then they were there for 15 minutes and got a bag of ice. Even ibuprofen would cost another couple hundred. If all they were charged was 300 I can guarantee you Gritty didn't do shit.

  • @rawtv520
    @rawtv520 4 года назад +8

    Papi forget about it I have no secret family 😂 me you cousin

  • @Mrderrickacheampong1
    @Mrderrickacheampong1 4 года назад +8

    Chet Hanks Song Sound Like Something you Can Hear In The O.C.

  • @missmoanypants
    @missmoanypants Год назад +2

    I miss the days when I thought Colin was Tom’s only son.

  • @mrmushin1
    @mrmushin1 4 года назад +4

    Chet Patois was good for some person not born in Jamaica,we jamacian weren't that mad just found it comical

  • @peachesandpoets
    @peachesandpoets 3 года назад +4

    I love how they crack each other up

  • @genekwagmyrsingh9433
    @genekwagmyrsingh9433 4 года назад +6

    Funniest show on tv. So glad you're coming back.

  • @adminimer5176
    @adminimer5176 4 года назад +6

    WE WANT MORE DESUS & MERO!!!

  • @AnotherGenericUsername
    @AnotherGenericUsername 3 года назад +1

    There's a cop or a security guard in the background that was giggling at the Jamaican accent lol

  • @Farhan917
    @Farhan917 4 года назад +2

    Look at the cop behind him trying not to laugh 🤣

  • @shayboogie3682
    @shayboogie3682 4 года назад +2

    The person inside the mascot costume is DEFINITELY a “MATTHEW” 😂😂😂

  • @jacobthejuuler
    @jacobthejuuler 4 года назад +1

    One time i tapped Chuck E Cheese on his head and he slapped the shit outta my hand 😂

  • @ShaniceXO26
    @ShaniceXO26 4 года назад +4

    Chet definitely should have ended it with a Big up 🤣

  • @kimmieb4706
    @kimmieb4706 4 года назад +2

    Man had one beef patty. 🤣

  • @policeboy1288
    @policeboy1288 4 года назад +2

    "Respect me" 😭😭😂😂🙌🏾

  • @roodick85
    @roodick85 4 года назад +1

    Mero with them damn impressions man lolol I had to turn my shit off to collect myself bruh! 😂😂😂

  • @McShane1996
    @McShane1996 4 года назад +6

    In Chet's defense, he sounds a lot more Jamaican than when Desus and Mero do it, they just come out Irish 😂

  • @donking4
    @donking4 4 года назад +5

    That CW joke was 🔥low key

  • @BlancOsmooth
    @BlancOsmooth 4 года назад +24

    Na play Jeremy Renner skip that chet s***

  • @gms4430
    @gms4430 4 года назад +5

    Desus bringing it back with the beef & broccolis 👍🏾

  • @jayberdie
    @jayberdie 4 года назад +4

    so happy theyre back

  • @agmcroom2374
    @agmcroom2374 4 года назад +7

    Reminds me of When Michael went with Jane to Jamaica 🇯🇲

    • @glmrgirl717
      @glmrgirl717 3 года назад

      Lmao! Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot!

  • @geogmz8277
    @geogmz8277 4 года назад +13

    Mero.. You need to bring Gadiel From Pero like to your show.

  • @ebonywhite1388
    @ebonywhite1388 4 года назад +3

    One Tree Hill soundtrack 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BlancOsmooth
    @BlancOsmooth 4 года назад +5

    I like how mero getting a little bit more golden

  • @Kobain0
    @Kobain0 3 года назад +2

    Tom Hanks: bitch I’m Forrest Gump .. cut the shit!!

  • @Darkthoughts-z7r
    @Darkthoughts-z7r 4 года назад +4

    Why did my tired eyes read: “tony hawk’s son”

  • @dirtporcelain
    @dirtporcelain 4 года назад +13

    A LICKY BOOM BOOM DEM!!!

  • @StarOfMyCity
    @StarOfMyCity 4 года назад +1

    No respect me ! Lmaooo

  • @TheBrob1983
    @TheBrob1983 4 года назад +6

    Reminded me of ali g when i realized he was actin the whole time

  • @roninblax
    @roninblax 4 года назад +2

    He actually didn't sound that bad. I've heard much worse.

  • @pearlxoxoxurznay2898
    @pearlxoxoxurznay2898 4 года назад +6

    Dead🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 they didn't know I was a Gossip Girl

  • @tonythepokemonguy751
    @tonythepokemonguy751 4 года назад +2

    Mero didn’t fall out of the chair, he is growing as a person

  • @ashywushu
    @ashywushu 4 года назад +2

    I was waiting on this!!!!

  • @antberrios75
    @antberrios75 4 года назад +1

    There's was actually a second video prior to the "setting it straight video" where he was still speaking in a Jamaican accent.

  • @davidhurtado2725
    @davidhurtado2725 4 года назад +2

    I’m frustrated that no one understood the “The Warriors” reference with the beer bottles 🤣