I’m dying right here. In the background while he’s saying the taliban can’t overthrow the ANA it shows the chinook taking off from the US embassy in Kabul
seriously though, it must kinda suck being one of the best pilots in the world, with the greatest technological aircraft, and no one to actually fight.... I mean, even if we went to war, theres maybe a country or two out there that could actually give our pilots any kind of actual threat
@@peterbilt6662 I see it this way: Bush started it. Obama kicked the war down the road and added more wars. Biden just literally increased tensions and made America look so weak, China is literally bold enough to now plan the take over of Taiwan and other countries see our weakness. Overall, we stopped winning wars since WWII, we just occupy until we withdraw now.
It’s okay the president of Afghanistan has a plan: The president of Afghanistan has left the game with 3 cars and a helicopter full of 169 million dollars.
all that have participated in a Chain of Command Ceremony, can appreciate the quickness that the Taliban got this done with. The last CoC ceremony I was in (101st Div CoC), was a whole week affair, with all kinds of "Mandatory Fun Day" activities for the whole family, including the slowest Div Run I ever been part off. It was a 6 mile run that took 4 hours, most of that time was spent waiting on the side of the road for the end of the run to pass by so we could join in. By the time my battalion joined the run, the front had crossed the finish line already. By the time we finished this 6-mile "walk" everyone was gone, showered, ate breakfast, and was back at the office.
@@jonnywilson9117 I'm not sure if intelligence predicted it this fast, but they did predict the possibility of an extremely quick Taliban takeover. Personally, I'm more inclined to blame this on the generals.
@@SlimeyEmeralds72 Yeah no I do agree. I was just making that joke because of what everyone's saying. But intelligence have obviously gotten shit wrong in the past. Which is ironic considering the name Lmao. It's not just the generals though. Didn't the ANA just throw their hands up and hand everything too them. Idk about you, but i'd be fighting for my country. Now being that i'm in the UK, if I was literally gifted firearms and training from men within the Special Forces, I'd 100% be fighting for my country. I'd kill a few of 'em. It's a sad sad situation. I feel for all the civilians that just want to live their lives.
Holy shit that is savage. I'm not even talking "Macho Man Randy Savage". That's straight up "bushman with a bone through his nose on a backwater pacific island who regularly enjoys long pork" savage.
Bro, I’m trying to get the boys together to go over there and snag a few Blackhawks. We can sell those to the Mexican cartel and make a quick $50mil for like 10 UH-60. Too easy it would seem.
I've never even been there, closest I got was cutting circles in the Indian Ocean. But even a squidly REMF like myself saw this coming. I was hoping it wouldn't got this way, but I knew it would.
Yeah, Biden saying the Taliban doesn't have an air force, aged about as well as knocking on wood that people haven't been killed. Which is to say they aged about like a child bride.
Atleast it was a slightly more planned out Strategy that took France down (which was also a bold move too), than what happened in Afghanistan. The Taliban just looked at their Phones, put them slowly away and ran, gun holstered, towards Kabul and every, single Big City.
"The US Air Force has stopped dropping bombs and started dropping bodies, AC." I legit jumped when the body fell. Surprised the piss outta me. Best coverage of the SNAFU and accurate depiction of FUBAR I've ever seen. Better than CNN, by far. ;-)
@@paulbarclay4114 Dude CNN didn't exist in the 60's. I don't even remember it until 1980s. You might want to look up the declassified shit about Operation Mocking Bird. It's been propaganda ever since it's founding.
*wet slap hits the ground* "Holy shit its raining people" This right here fucking killed me and my fiancé we laughed so fucking hard. Nope just read the title of the video, imma dead again
@Brock Brewn lol 😂 you leftist commies are funny. I’m sure no one wants to be in Afghanistan except the military industrial complex. There was a right and wrong way leaving the country and this was the wrong way…
@Brock Brewn for smart people it was about preventing something like this that could have a bunch of people like the taliban china and russia joining forces having the best strategic stronghold in the areas and not be invaded. Oh wait now 50 percent of that is actually what happened alread and its only been a few days.
Fun Fact: The German invasion of France in ww2 took longer than the taliban offensive in afghanistan So in conclusion, france is no longer gonna be made fun of in history memes, the ANA is.
@@toastytoast9800 but at least they did put up a fight considering what they had and once they were invaded they started a militia but eventually because Britain couldn't provide the correct ammunition that the militias were using and the British didn't even have proper uniforms
"They will fight to get in that airport, they will fight to get on a plane, they will fight to cling onto that plane midair, but they will not fight for their country." I still can't explain this to myself.
You might get a chance to see it here. Can you in your wildest imagination believe college kids today, the 142 genders, BLM liberal White suburb moms standing up and fighting for our country? Hell, Antifa has the most battle experience and they won't be on our side. 🙄
It was my dream to serve, I was in grade 7 when the towers fell, I was unable to enlist.... And seeing what's going on now.... Iam happy life threw me that curve ball. I cannot imagine what the soldiers that have sacrificed so much are going through right now.
As an OIF vet, dealing with all the mental gymnastics and frustrations of the unfolding events, I needed this. AC delivers. This is not lighthearted humor at the expense of us, but biting truths served up with the only humor that fits--military hysteria. "Any E-6, any SSgt could have told you that these guys are idiots and aren't worth the F-ing salt that it took to f-ing train them!" Truer words have never been said, nor better expressed. Hope you and Pvt Dirtbag got your MRAP all loaded up and made your exfil. I hear Uzbekistan is nice this time of year:)
If the reality of this situation wasn't so depressing, I'd say this may be my favorite video of yours! Loved the ad bit!! :) Thank you for your service in all areas of your life, Sir!
Imagine the US Government distracting us by pulling out of Afghanistan just to keep AC busy and delay showing off his training video. What kinda lips sealed, eyes only stuff went down during his basic?
@@a3s1r1986 ahh yes, That would be comrade Schmidt i guess. An acquisition done by the CIA quite fast after the wall Fell. Comrade Schmidt has alot of "thinking outside the Box" experience in spying on the own population. Thanks to 2 Decades in the Stasi back then. And not to forget the KGB training he got as an Stasi Official. And now even the CIA Training. You really got the best there.
@@kaitan4160 I expect nothing but the best of both former Soviet and CIA training. My country does it's best to have cordial relations with both Russia and the States 😂. I can die happy now
Yeah I was dieing laughing at that remark and when he said they will fight to get into the airport and to hang on the outside of a plane but won't fight a terrorist organization driving into there city. So true bunch of cowards.
I'm at a quiet diner right now, I choked and laughed on my food and now I can't explain why it's funny because I'm literally laughing at people falling from airplanes and nobody here is finding it funny
You wanna know what I find funny is why we have to justify why or how we could laugh like there is just different kinds of humor such as irony and sometimes it’s a coping mechanism it’s making the best of what is very much a shitty situation worldwide 😂
@@whenlifegivesyoulemons8845 super true, when we go through stuff it's gotta be funny or it's just hurtful ; and ain't nobody got time for your judgments I didn't ask for in a diner Karen
@@sethredmond3421 I don't think anyone in a diner wants to hear about afghani's falling from the side of a plane and have a laugh over it while eating but that's just my opinion.
"I'll tell you what, you can help me pick up more of this shit and put it in that MRAP over there, I'll give you a free ride." "That sounds good to me."
@@Danny_chew Know that there are many people grateful of the men and women who were deployed to a situation that was never going to succeed. My heart hurts for all of those soldiers and families who have had to go through so much to see this result at the end.
This is the only news source I trust. The helicopter in the background before the commercial break killed me. Hopefully we see him again. If there's anyone capable to get AC out of this terrible situation it's dirtbag private.
@My 6th Account true all of americas enemies are now happy, China need to know the weapons and targeting systems of the abrams its comm array and chobem armor? buy it from the taliban. Need to know how the aegis radar works? or the drone systems? get it from the taliban they will happily sell the shit they cant use to anyone. russia china etc
@@TAKIZAWAYAMASHITA sad fuckin day the security implications this will cause will be enormous feel like I've been in the twilight zone ever since he took office first Mexico now this...
@My 6th Account We trained traitorous afghan army personnel on how to use all of these platforms the whole country of Afghanistan betrayed us there is no other plausible situation need to pull a second Anglo-Afghan war and return with fire and brimstone..at the very least coundouct strikes on are lost equipment..
@@kimberlybooth3914 this isnt just him, trump set this in motion before he took office, secondly this also fall of the heads of the military. the generals and the CO's in the AO could have ordered everything left behind to be destroyed
If I were there, I'd roll with Private Dirtbag, that guy is gonna get out of there okay regardless. I guess I'd have to help him load all that "acquired" stuff into the MRAP for the trip.
Free Ride if help load... seems fair lol. Not calling dibs on gunner hatch, heard it's dangerous on rollovers. Granted some versions don't have gun ports or the seats turned the wrong way.
@@kman-mi7su I just gotta say that I started one of my long stories but decided to not post as the line between imagination and "unacceptable conduct" became blurred and told too much about Private or SSG Dirtbags and what we could pull after the now unspoken incident. Anyone could've figured out the details even if in a foreign army...I meant our identities and our own self assigned missions.
That last part makes me curious about our troops that was already there (not the ones flown in) just going around and thinking... “I could get away with this” and just taking abandoned m4’s and m16’s and taking it home through some bs paper work. I mean might as well as the ATF classifies everything with a trigger as a machine gun.
The military would have just ended up confiscating it anyway, saying "Hey! That MY gun, I'm going to take it from you!" So it wouldn't have made a difference, unfortunately.
While this is funny, at the same time it’s just so damn sad. Just depressing to think that the troops being sent back to help evacuate might get killed by the training and weapons we left behinds.
"Largest tactical acquisition" got me good. I know the command staff of 3/6 is probably trying to contact someone over their and run numbers for their rifles..
Thank you. I needed that laugh bad. Been kind of down about this whole thing after spilling blood over there, including my own, and watching good young boys die. This whole mess is soul crushing for anyone who fought in that country. Thanks for the laugh, you’re helping more than you know.
Thank you for being a soldier! Cannot imagine the pain and anger some vets must be feeling right now watching this happen. Very sad to think all of the lives lost to come to this result.
Have several vets in my family. Sadly most of them have passed. Uncle was a helicopter gunner in Vietnam. His platoon was ambushed at night. A grenade was thrown into his barracks and exploded where his whole left side of body was covered in shrapnel. Nobody survives War.
Most accurate reporting I've seen. You've voiced the outrage we all feel, and made us laugh. I certainly needed it, and I'm sure many others as well. Thank you.
History has indeed repeated itself. We as Americans, just like the Soviet Union, pulled out as fast as possible and left so much military equipment for them to have. You'd think we would have learned
It's almost as if it's by design. Now the c.c.p is trying to be buddy buddy with the Taliban. Guess they'll get a rude awakening when the t'ban learns what chyna has been doing to the Uighurs.
I flew c 141's many times in the area during the 70's. Constantly told to be aware of the SA-7 missiles We gave afghans to fight Russians. At least pulling the contractors out of Teheran, 3 days before the Shaw fell wasn't as hairy, gaurds with machine guns on top of the airport buildings and all the Iranian aircraft disabled.
@@matildastanford7019 Taliban are Sunni hard liners. They don't view Uighurs as Muslim. They won't care, and will probably congratulate China for doing them a favor.
Only Dirtbag PVT could walk into a situation like this and walk right back out of it with an MRAP full of goodies to hock on Craigslist or add to his stash of pilfered USGI gear.
I NEEDED THAT BAD! I HAVE NOT LAUGHED THAT HARD IN OVER A YEAR! I COULD NOT BREATHE AND STOP CRYING! WHERE HAVE THEY BEEN HINDING YOU? WHY IS THIS MY FIRST TIME SEE YOU? GOD DAM THANK YOU!!
there has to be a way to get over there, trade something for all that sweet sweet equipment and get it back here. Clearly also Biden doesn't understand you don't need F-15's and nukes to take over a country
3:50 "Dump that shit like a french rifle in 1940". Bro I lost it at that point. The most I have laughed in a year dude. That was hilarious and so true.
Imagine an army being reliant on American air support and American contractors doing maintenance on their aircraft and then we withdraw all that support. I can’t imagine why it collapsed so rapidly.
@Chad Mower no, they'll sell the tec to China, Russia, North Korea, ect... They have a full Sim for f-15s. javelins, full strength oc, you name it, if a squad could carry it they have it.
I don't believe they really needed modern air support in order to stand a chance of fighting back against terrorists that live in caves. Not one bullet was fired. They just don't have the will or courage.
They have conveniently failed to locate him as he is in the witness protection program sponsored by the Air Forces. Soon enough, he'll be passed to the Marines
I remember spending hours searching for the spare battery for the PRC-152 someone lost while we were on QRF... the battery... can you imagine being the guy that was in charge of the fucking drone?
I have been waiting for his take the entire week. I was not disappointed. Also that's the same thing i said: "We couldn't even get out of there that they're already taken over... again!"
What afghan government? They high tailed it out of there first chance they saw the line of Toyotas full of Taliban coming to town to trade in there rides for U.S. equipment. Hell most of the idiots holding onto the outside of our transport planes were probably ex afghan army in there civvies trying to keep their heads attached. Well that C-17 shook them off like a dog's does flees for sure. Who needs a head though when you are a pile of goo in a crater.
Her: "you pulled out, right?" The US army: "yeah but some of my equipment dribbled out and got left in there" Her: "... It wasn't a lot, was it?" Taliban: "Thanks daddy :)"
While it's true that the large parts of the Afghan military weren't willing to fight the Taliban, it was still Joe's responsibility not to abandon OUR equipment, civilians, soldiers, and our allies. He's still the one responsible for this disaster
We built the ANA to fail-safe. We didn't know who these guys were, or how loyal they'd be, or if we'd be unleashing an aggressor on the region. We made them abjectly dependent upon US tactical support, to conduct any kind of offensive operations. Thats what the remaining troops were doing. They werent occupying Afghanistan or waging war. When we pulled out, we pulled the plug on the most advanced, most effective and most critical half of their military capability. Joe just accidentally tripped the failsafe and basically turned off the ANA.
@@austinjackson3986 Yes, accidentally. Or, negligently. Because, I fully believe he simply didn't understand the situation and got belligerent that people were telling him it was incomprehensibly stupid. I can totally see him saying what we got, like 20... 2, 2, 200 thounert 20, 200 hunnert guys in there? What could that many guys even be doing. There's still 2, 22... pobly a hunnerthousn Americans still there. Its not like we're just leaving and going away.
I’m dying right here. In the background while he’s saying the taliban can’t overthrow the ANA it shows the chinook taking off from the US embassy in Kabul
I was wondering when someone would catch that Easter egg
@@AngryCops i just farted.
@@AngryCops it's the little things that make videos like this great
I am so glad i read this comment, I completely missed that first go. Priceless timing.
It started with Baghdad Bob and stuff in the background.... and it ended with DNN and stuff in the background.😐😑😐
"They now have an air force"
USAF Pilots: Finally. My first air to air kill will be legendary!
My favorite part was the “making my way down town in a helicopter to Kabul 🎶”
seriously though, it must kinda suck being one of the best pilots in the world, with the greatest technological aircraft, and no one to actually fight.... I mean, even if we went to war, theres maybe a country or two out there that could actually give our pilots any kind of actual threat
USAF Pilots: **Starfox theme**
They have the highground now
Pretty sure it's still five or more to be an ace.
Ever since America pulled out, Angry cops has been like:
“This is where the fun begins”
america pull out game better than mine if u know wut i mean
@@m1a1abrams3 unfunny
Just wait for the Taliban civil war where the number of civilians killed will be LEGENDARY.
Bro this is the fault of joe biden, his administraion and his supporters, yall gotta stop saying that the whole entire west has fault.
@@peterbilt6662
I see it this way:
Bush started it.
Obama kicked the war down the road and added more wars.
Biden just literally increased tensions and made America look so weak, China is literally bold enough to now plan the take over of Taiwan and other countries see our weakness.
Overall, we stopped winning wars since WWII, we just occupy until we withdraw now.
Newscaster: “AC, are you there?”
AC: “We’re f@cked”
Thats about what its like.
🤣🤣🤣
@@givememytacobell9397 Umm.....the Vagisil is in aisle 9 right next to the tissues and snickers.
@@givememytacobell9397 what's racist?
@@givememytacobell9397 Virtually all comedy is about making light of suffering. Lighten up and stop being 'that guy'.
It’s okay the president of Afghanistan has a plan:
The president of Afghanistan has left the game with 3 cars and a helicopter full of 169 million dollars.
I would be more surprised if he only had $169 million.
Right, because you would definitely stay and tell the Taliban where to put it.
Honestly wish the taliban would intercept him, if anyone deserves it, it’s him
You serious?
So much money that they couldn't close the helicopter door (at first).
Rumor is that it was all in $20 bills
"The fastest change of command ceremony in history" - Best line ever.
Even faster than the British's outstanding 38 seconds?
@@givememytacobell9397 change ya tampon and go to your safe space........
@@givememytacobell9397 🤨 he never made any racial remarks. YOU made this about race. YOU'RE the racist.
And that is typical.
Theres going to be a point where no one even bats an eye at blatant racism because people like that guy up there scream racism at everything.
all that have participated in a Chain of Command Ceremony, can appreciate the quickness that the Taliban got this done with.
The last CoC ceremony I was in (101st Div CoC), was a whole week affair, with all kinds of "Mandatory Fun Day" activities for the whole family, including the slowest Div Run I ever been part off. It was a 6 mile run that took 4 hours, most of that time was spent waiting on the side of the road for the end of the run to pass by so we could join in. By the time my battalion joined the run, the front had crossed the finish line already. By the time we finished this 6-mile "walk" everyone was gone, showered, ate breakfast, and was back at the office.
"But the intelligence community told me 90 days?!?"
"Minutes. They meant minutes Billy."
@@justinforney763 doesn't matter. He won't notice.
Intelligence had it wrong... Again? Who knew!?
@@Klaaism Kinda feel like those in "Intelligence" aren't all that Intelligent.
@@jonnywilson9117 I'm not sure if intelligence predicted it this fast, but they did predict the possibility of an extremely quick Taliban takeover. Personally, I'm more inclined to blame this on the generals.
@@SlimeyEmeralds72 Yeah no I do agree. I was just making that joke because of what everyone's saying. But intelligence have obviously gotten shit wrong in the past. Which is ironic considering the name Lmao. It's not just the generals though. Didn't the ANA just throw their hands up and hand everything too them. Idk about you, but i'd be fighting for my country. Now being that i'm in the UK, if I was literally gifted firearms and training from men within the Special Forces, I'd 100% be fighting for my country. I'd kill a few of 'em.
It's a sad sad situation. I feel for all the civilians that just want to live their lives.
AC: "Holy shit its raining people"
Guiltiest I've felt laughing in a while
Same
Yeah I’m going to hell
dang it I couldn't laugh cause watching it gave me shame and guilt itself
Same.
#MeToo
Hey at least Hunter can be happy knowing hes no longer Joe's worst pullout mistake...
This comment deserves so many likes lol.
Holy shit that is savage. I'm not even talking "Macho Man Randy Savage". That's straight up "bushman with a bone through his nose on a backwater pacific island who regularly enjoys long pork" savage.
You win the Internet
Short, sweet and right to the point. Perfection! 👌🤣
Oh and ZING!
“Who knew the ANA would fold in eleven days?!”
Everyone who’s been there: “We did.”
🤣anyone who saw the jumping jacks video a decade ago.
Bro, I’m trying to get the boys together to go over there and snag a few Blackhawks. We can sell those to the Mexican cartel and make a quick $50mil for like 10 UH-60. Too easy it would seem.
I've never even been there, closest I got was cutting circles in the Indian Ocean. But even a squidly REMF like myself saw this coming. I was hoping it wouldn't got this way, but I knew it would.
This Is What Winning Looks Like
Got news for you, even us civilians saw this coming.
"FASTEST CHANGE OF COMMAND CERIMONY EVER" sent coffee out my nose laughing my ass off!
Ouch.
Oof. There goes the nose smells like sugar and coffee
That's one way to wake up
I was drinking a Mountain Dew and the same thing happened to me..... RIP nose
Good news was my nose was a little stuffy so that cleared it real quick
I wish I could leave pictures in the comments....
"Gift the Taliban their own Air Force" - Almost fell off my chair.
Have no relationship with me, im Japan now.
Lol
Yeah, Biden saying the Taliban doesn't have an air force, aged about as well as knocking on wood that people haven't been killed. Which is to say they aged about like a child bride.
“Dumped it like it was a French rifle in 1940” that’s probably the best comparison I have ever fucking heard lol
It's more hilarious if you know that Afghanistan is the size of France too.
Fall of France: 3-4 Weeks
Fall of Afghanistan: 5 days, give or take.
@@fabianmichaelgockner5988 Atleast the french citizens fought back.
@@50shadesofcerakote At least the French army used some ammo
Atleast it was a slightly more planned out Strategy that took France down (which was also a bold move too), than what happened in Afghanistan.
The Taliban just looked at their Phones, put them slowly away and ran, gun holstered, towards Kabul and every, single Big City.
Many know of the Enfield and Garand, but few know of the Lebel, and for good reason lol
It looks like Dirtbag Private stopped by Makmuhd’s Military Menagerie. Also, “Do do do do do do, there’s a mini gun” made me laugh so much.
Bro that person falling from the sky made me lose it 💀 I’m going to hell man
Does anyone know if Makmuhd ships internationally? Asking for a friend
I died when dirtbag pvt walked up with weapons r'us having a sale
i was reading comments as the video was playing and he said it lmao
@@uzer141 this whole video had me rolling so you and me both be going to hell. lol
"Tactically acquired."
Oh. My. Shit.
This is too funny and true.
Nothing funny about it man
@@Hongobogologomo Hence the "too true".
I fucking died when I heard that
“They’re suck starting their own rifles” man I needed a good laugh.
I guess they misunderstood the term "shotgun".
“Holy shit it’s raining people” had me dying 😂😂
Cant like it past 69 so heres a comment.
Only way better was if he had said it's raining men...or maybe not.
I heard that damned “it’s raining men” song in my head when I saw the C-17 footage!
I shouldn't laugh, I shouldn't laugh, I shouldn't laugh...
Its perfect for a double tap backwards for repeat enjoyment 🤣 dodododod ... 😱holy shit!🤣🤣🤣
"The US Air Force has stopped dropping bombs and started dropping bodies, AC." I legit jumped when the body fell. Surprised the piss outta me. Best coverage of the SNAFU and accurate depiction of FUBAR I've ever seen. Better than CNN, by far. ;-)
that's honestly not difficult.
@@paulbarclay4114 umm no it’s 2021 where CNN legit a joke.
Situation Normal All Fucked Up
Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
@@paulbarclay4114 Dude CNN didn't exist in the 60's. I don't even remember it until 1980s. You might want to look up the declassified shit about Operation Mocking Bird. It's been propaganda ever since it's founding.
I knew donut would get some reporters over there. DNN never fails to keep its watchers entertained and up to date
God i hope that reporter and Pvt make it home safe, They don't deserve this.
The way his voice went so high it almost cracked when he said “the whole Fucking country” brought me to tears!!
*wet slap hits the ground*
"Holy shit its raining people"
This right here fucking killed me and my fiancé we laughed so fucking hard.
Nope just read the title of the video, imma dead again
@Brock Brewn lol 😂 you leftist commies are funny. I’m sure no one wants to be in Afghanistan except the military industrial complex. There was a right and wrong way leaving the country and this was the wrong way…
Dysgenic behavior.
I literally said WTF when I read the title
@Brock Brewn for smart people it was about preventing something like this that could have a bunch of people like the taliban china and russia joining forces having the best strategic stronghold in the areas and not be invaded. Oh wait now 50 percent of that is actually what happened alread and its only been a few days.
Now my brain is playing that song by the Weather Girls.
*IMAGINE BEING A SENATOR DURING THE FALL OF SAIGON AND THEN BEING PART OF THE FALL OF KUBAL* kek
biden is so old he probably saw the fall of Constantinople
@@toastytoast9800 he was there if you asked him
Back to back L's. God save us.
McConnell lol
Based
I love DNN so much, some of the most accurate news out there.
Agreed
I love your profile icon.
Appsro for PONG.
Yes
The most trusted name in news, unlike those other guys.
Sad that a satire channel is more accurate and depends with more commons sense and truth than actual news networks.
Did that guy you hip checked ever come out of orbit for arraignment? 😂😂😂 Get em big guy. ❤️
Lol
If you watch carefully he actually landed in Kabul at 5:22
*DNN the only news channel I trust and believe in.*
Well for wrestling fans Kayfabe News is the only true news source
Other than Sir Swag, but I forgive you
fair and off balance
@@AngryCops yessir
@@AngryCops once Biden blamed the Afghan government for the collapse I lost all my respect for him. How about you @Angry Cops
Fun Fact: The German invasion of France in ww2 took longer than the taliban offensive in afghanistan
So in conclusion, france is no longer gonna be made fun of in history memes, the ANA is.
Denmark lasted 6 hours
@@toastytoast9800 Afghanistan lasted 37 seconds
@@toastytoast9800 but at least they did put up a fight considering what they had and once they were invaded they started a militia but eventually because Britain couldn't provide the correct ammunition that the militias were using and the British didn't even have proper uniforms
@@6P3-MK4 the time it takes to cook instant noodles is a lot longer
@@justnoobtoo6352 fair point
"They will fight to get in that airport, they will fight to get on a plane, they will fight to cling onto that plane midair, but they will not fight for their country."
I still can't explain this to myself.
You might get a chance to see it here. Can you in your wildest imagination believe college kids today, the 142 genders, BLM liberal White suburb moms standing up and fighting for our country? Hell, Antifa has the most battle experience and they won't be on our side. 🙄
So did the vietnamese
@@ptaylor4923 it's gonna be up to the tough country boys. Cause those pansy ass west coasters ain't gonna cut it!
I can. They dont care. Theyd rather get the freebies they know that the US will give them.
It was my dream to serve, I was in grade 7 when the towers fell, I was unable to enlist.... And seeing what's going on now.... Iam happy life threw me that curve ball. I cannot imagine what the soldiers that have sacrificed so much are going through right now.
“The whole f*cking country” has the best delivery in the whole video
"THEY LITERALLY TACTICALLY ACQUIRED THAT SHIT- THIS MAY BE THE BIGGEST TACTICAL ACQUISITION OF SHIT"
Correction: THIS MAY BE THE BIGGEST TACTICAL ACQUISITION OF SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING"
if only there was a quick easy and tactical shit disposer doodad
ISIS did well for itself after the U.S. intentionally armed it.
Real missed opportunity to have “General Potato” talking about the Afghanistan exit. Love the coverage nonetheless.
Lowkey amazing idea for another vid. Angry, I second this request.
@Chad Mower fourth.
Fifth
Well Mr Potato Head would get offended especially his handlers and of course you boob would probably give him a strike or a bann
He will be on next
As an OIF vet, dealing with all the mental gymnastics and frustrations of the unfolding events, I needed this. AC delivers. This is not lighthearted humor at the expense of us, but biting truths served up with the only humor that fits--military hysteria. "Any E-6, any SSgt could have told you that these guys are idiots and aren't worth the F-ing salt that it took to f-ing train them!" Truer words have never been said, nor better expressed. Hope you and Pvt Dirtbag got your MRAP all loaded up and made your exfil. I hear Uzbekistan is nice this time of year:)
This situation has had me pissed off but can't help laugh with this interpretation. Thank as always
That was the most honest and in-depth news reporting I've seen in 20 years.
It'll probably get removed before too long...
Well we're 2 days in
@@localcrackhead4038 well we’re in 5months so far.
@@machy8515 It’s been a year now.
Most reliable source ever. DNN. God bless the DNN
GOBBLESS BRÕTHER
Deez Nutz Network
Amen
@@ayomrwhiteigotdrip6235 lmfao i never thought of that
I hear you are really good at dodgeball
Coming over from Doughnut Operator to say.... GIVE US THAT BODY CAM FOOTAGE OF THAT HIP BUMP YA DID W BPD! That shit was EPIC
I agree with Private if I’m risking my ass to drive out of Afghanistan I’m leaving rich
hells ya
Better we grab it than the talibans. All I want to do with the pkms and rpgs is blow up some dirt. Maybe a shrubbery or a watermelon.
let's rent a C-130 and return with all the fun weaponry we've ever dreamed of
A couple of m4's would be pretty fun. Maybe get a .50 cal while im at it
@@AngryCops Da, good idea comrade.
“The Afghan government hightailed it faster then me trying to get away from my crippling depression” pure gold
Nothing like laughing crying and being pissed at the same time.
I'm seriously scared for a Taliban invasion to other countries now. It's really fucked and likely that we are going back into a full scale war.
Fuck.
@@smallknuckles5708 desert storm 2 electric boogaloo
Yeah , they need to do something about those seized weapons. They just armed the entire country
@@smallknuckles5708 It's so bad - it's almost like it was a planned fuck up
@@smallknuckles5708 it was getting a little slow over there so we just had to let the taliban think we’re leaving to draw them out.
"It's raining people"
My kinda dark humor.
You're more honest than most news nowadays
Because the news is so corrupt it’s beyond parody
@@BalrogUdun For real though
@@BalrogUdun Yeah even the Babylon Bee keeps accidentally reporting it in advance just trying to parody it
DNN should be nominated for a Golden Globe, Pulitzer Prize, an Emmy and all the other awards
Hell, add a Grammy with it too
What about Boy Scout badges? Should definitely get some of those! Salute
@@BangChief_AllIsOne Silly, The Boy Scouts is a relic of the patriarchy and has been properly canceled.
If the reality of this situation wasn't so depressing, I'd say this may be my favorite video of yours! Loved the ad bit!! :)
Thank you for your service in all areas of your life, Sir!
I still can't get over how well this was done. Epic
Imagine the US Government distracting us by pulling out of Afghanistan just to keep AC busy and delay showing off his training video. What kinda lips sealed, eyes only stuff went down during his basic?
I fear that if we know, they will kill us
@@reinier7865 All I ask is that I meet the CIA agent that's assigned to kill me.
Don't ask; don't tell.
@@a3s1r1986 ahh yes, That would be comrade Schmidt i guess.
An acquisition done by the CIA quite fast after the wall Fell. Comrade Schmidt has alot of "thinking outside the Box" experience in spying on the own population. Thanks to 2 Decades in the Stasi back then. And not to forget the KGB training he got as an Stasi Official.
And now even the CIA Training.
You really got the best there.
@@kaitan4160 I expect nothing but the best of both former Soviet and CIA training. My country does it's best to have cordial relations with both Russia and the States 😂. I can die happy now
"Holy shit, it's raining people." I lost my shit at work over that one.
Yeah I was dieing laughing at that remark and when he said they will fight to get into the airport and to hang on the outside of a plane but won't fight a terrorist organization driving into there city. So true bunch of cowards.
I read your comment before the video got that far and still laughed out loud at work when I saw it
I'm at a quiet diner right now, I choked and laughed on my food and now I can't explain why it's funny because I'm literally laughing at people falling from airplanes and nobody here is finding it funny
I burst out laughing in a diner at the "raining people", now I can't explain how funny it was because of how light people's humor is now days
You wanna know what I find funny is why we have to justify why or how we could laugh like there is just different kinds of humor such as irony and sometimes it’s a coping mechanism it’s making the best of what is very much a shitty situation worldwide 😂
@@whenlifegivesyoulemons8845 super true, when we go through stuff it's gotta be funny or it's just hurtful ; and ain't nobody got time for your judgments I didn't ask for in a diner Karen
@@sethredmond3421 I don't think anyone in a diner wants to hear about afghani's falling from the side of a plane and have a laugh over it while eating but that's just my opinion.
@@xxxxpandaxxxx I know right? We live in a society
"I'll tell you what, you can help me pick up more of this shit and put it in that MRAP over there, I'll give you a free ride."
"That sounds good to me."
Dying seeing Private Dirtbag gettin his sham-on in the middle of chaos….
Yeah, I'm sitting here wishing that I could have gotten some of that stuff left behind.
To any other combat vets. We love you and appreciate what you did in Afghanistan.
Damn shame the sacrifices made. We essentially turned our backs on all whom never made it home.
@@williecroft5555 it’s painful
@@Danny_chew Know that there are many people grateful of the men and women who were deployed to a situation that was never going to succeed. My heart hurts for all of those soldiers and families who have had to go through so much to see this result at the end.
@@williecroft5555 amen
“Fastest Change of Command ceremony” had me rolling bro. I’ve been in so many of those.
Their pass and review was running to the airport.
Holy shit it’s raining people 😂
Oh dear God, they're hitting the ground like bags of wet cement!
USAF> WHAT!?!? Fuck it's raining men there! We need to get to... Where is that place? Oh AfMANistan? We are on the way!
This is the only news source I trust.
The helicopter in the background before the commercial break killed me.
Hopefully we see him again. If there's anyone capable to get AC out of this terrible situation it's dirtbag private.
They lost Abrams tanks even before we pulled out.... who thought they wouldn’t just lose all the equipment we gave them
@My 6th Account we are talking about the ANA, or what was the ANA...
@My 6th Account true all of americas enemies are now happy, China need to know the weapons and targeting systems of the abrams its comm array and chobem armor? buy it from the taliban. Need to know how the aegis radar works? or the drone systems? get it from the taliban they will happily sell the shit they cant use to anyone. russia china etc
@@TAKIZAWAYAMASHITA sad fuckin day the security implications this will cause will be enormous feel like I've been in the twilight zone ever since he took office first Mexico now this...
@My 6th Account
We trained traitorous afghan army personnel on how to use all of these platforms the whole country of Afghanistan betrayed us there is no other plausible situation need to pull a second Anglo-Afghan war and return with fire and brimstone..at the very least coundouct strikes on are lost equipment..
@@kimberlybooth3914 this isnt just him, trump set this in motion before he took office, secondly this also fall of the heads of the military. the generals and the CO's in the AO could have ordered everything left behind to be destroyed
If I were there, I'd roll with Private Dirtbag, that guy is gonna get out of there okay regardless. I guess I'd have to help him load all that "acquired" stuff into the MRAP for the trip.
Free Ride if help load... seems fair lol. Not calling dibs on gunner hatch, heard it's dangerous on rollovers. Granted some versions don't have gun ports or the seats turned the wrong way.
@@Klaaism Yeah I served with guys like private Dirtbag, they always seem to land on their feet most of the time, no matter what scam.
I thought Lord Miles was going to make a cameo.
@@kman-mi7su I just gotta say that I started one of my long stories but decided to not post as the line between imagination and "unacceptable conduct" became blurred and told too much about Private or SSG Dirtbags and what we could pull after the now unspoken incident. Anyone could've figured out the details even if in a foreign army...I meant our identities and our own self assigned missions.
The more Pvt Dirtbag grabs, the less for the Taliban!!
That last part makes me curious about our troops that was already there (not the ones flown in) just going around and thinking... “I could get away with this” and just taking abandoned m4’s and m16’s and taking it home through some bs paper work. I mean might as well as the ATF classifies everything with a trigger as a machine gun.
When everything's a machine gun, might as well own a machine gun.
They're called "souvenirs"
Like the whole pistol brace fiasco. May as well just throw a stock on there. F*** em.
The military would have just ended up confiscating it anyway, saying "Hey! That MY gun, I'm going to take it from you!" So it wouldn't have made a difference, unfortunately.
Private Potato never got his camera crew setup? Damn shame, hes the only man I trust
I'm always disappointed when Pvt. Potato doesn't make an appearance. Then again, it makes the camera time he does get that much more "special".
He got potatowed
He may act dumb, but he's secretly very cunning when he wants to be
The WHOLE FUCKING COUNTRY! I'm crying here AC 😂😂
But it's only been a 30 second commercial break!
While this is funny, at the same time it’s just so damn sad. Just depressing to think that the troops being sent back to help evacuate might get killed by the training and weapons we left behinds.
Yeah 20 years of brothers and sister dying and being wounded just to arm the taliban with 21st century arms and an Air Force
My buddy’s meu got sent there a few days ago, I’m infinitely jealous of him but also worried, mostly jealous
@@Fierymedic2015 and in 20 years we could be back their because the taliban are having to much fun
We didn't leave them behind. The Afghan army did...
@@Fierymedic2015 they won't be dying anymore. There going home WHERE THEY BELONG. KEEP SENDING THEM AND THEY'LL KEEP KILLEN EM!!!
"Largest tactical acquisition" got me good. I know the command staff of 3/6 is probably trying to contact someone over their and run numbers for their rifles..
Thank you. I needed that laugh bad. Been kind of down about this whole thing after spilling blood over there, including my own, and watching good young boys die. This whole mess is soul crushing for anyone who fought in that country. Thanks for the laugh, you’re helping more than you know.
Thank you for being a soldier! Cannot imagine the pain and anger some vets must be feeling right now watching this happen. Very sad to think all of the lives lost to come to this result.
@@williecroft5555 go ask a vietnam vet.
Have several vets in my family. Sadly most of them have passed. Uncle was a helicopter gunner in Vietnam. His platoon was ambushed at night. A grenade was thrown into his barracks and exploded where his whole left side of body was covered in shrapnel. Nobody survives War.
@@matthewgibbs6886 I think I’m understanding them more and more daily. Different war, same crap…
Most accurate reporting I've seen. You've voiced the outrage we all feel, and made us laugh. I certainly needed it, and I'm sure many others as well. Thank you.
Looks like the Taliban won't be needing these Toyotas anymore, cause they got the Military stuff now.
The Toyotas are more reliable and easier to work on lmao
Sad to BREAK it to you but Toyota Hilux is better than Humvee
That's a downgrade.....
@@cooloffroadtrucks came here to comment this
@@cooloffroadtrucks Yeah man, Toyotas are also less gas-guzzling. Lots of infrastructure n' process to maintain those Humvee's
This is better than any news station out there! Definitely will have to tune in next time
History has indeed repeated itself. We as Americans, just like the Soviet Union, pulled out as fast as possible and left so much military equipment for them to have. You'd think we would have learned
It's almost as if it's by design.
Now the c.c.p is trying to be buddy buddy with the Taliban. Guess they'll get a rude awakening when the t'ban learns what chyna has been doing to the Uighurs.
I flew c 141's many times in the area during the 70's. Constantly told to be aware of the SA-7 missiles We gave afghans to fight Russians. At least pulling the contractors out of Teheran, 3 days before the Shaw fell wasn't as hairy, gaurds with machine guns on top of the airport buildings and all the Iranian aircraft disabled.
Only after soviets left local government held on for 6 years more. Nothing it common with present shitshow
@@matildastanford7019 Taliban are Sunni hard liners. They don't view Uighurs as Muslim. They won't care, and will probably congratulate China for doing them a favor.
We should have learned, especially with a president who appears to be older than the soviet union
“Holy sh*t it’s raining people!”
mmm love dark humor
Oh man that had me rollin haha
🎶its raining men🎶
I fucking needed this laugh. Thank you. "Holy shit, it's raining people."
"OH SHIT! IT'S RAINING PEOPLE!" My adult beverage became an unintentional mister as I laughed my ass off!!! Well done!🤣🤣
Trying so hard to not let everyone at the VA hear this right now 😂
Why? Everyone needs a good laugh.
Play it LOUD!!!
This should be blasted all over the news and radio stations, just cuz
Still some US and UK troops stuck their guarding the airport and the masses of citizens and afghans.
let them hear it!!!!
This entire situation is wonderful comedic timing, would be better if it wasn’t so dangerous.
And true
That put me to tears "do doo do doo there's a minigun! do doo do doo there's a rocket!" lol
Just what I needed to lighten the mood
Only Dirtbag PVT could walk into a situation like this and walk right back out of it with an MRAP full of goodies to hock on Craigslist or add to his stash of pilfered USGI gear.
Lol SGLI
Best summary of the events I have seen so far. DNN and AC, AC and AC are the best! Love from Germany.
Best song to describe Afghanistan:
"It's raining man"
or alternatively, "let the body hit the .. .. FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR!!!"
It's raining men, Hallelujah!
I NEEDED THAT BAD! I HAVE NOT LAUGHED THAT HARD IN OVER A YEAR! I COULD NOT BREATHE AND STOP CRYING! WHERE HAVE THEY BEEN HINDING YOU? WHY IS THIS MY FIRST TIME SEE YOU? GOD DAM THANK YOU!!
Tapped as soon as the notification popped up, as usual. What’s up everyone, how are you doing?
Great. Thanks! You?
Pretty well comrade. And you?
Doing a lot better now after seeing this gem.
"Dumped that shit like it was a French rifle in 1940!" LMAO fucking priceless!
there has to be a way to get over there, trade something for all that sweet sweet equipment and get it back here. Clearly also Biden doesn't understand you don't need F-15's and nukes to take over a country
That's why Mr. Biden doesn't see what all the fuss is about. The Taliban took about everything but the F-15s and nukes.
Yep. The Taliban is almost an inspiration of sorts. Sure should scare the Hell out of tyrants here at home. If those tyrants were smart.
P
But it would be a lot cooler if you did
@@slartybarfastb3648 That is a need !
“Running away for my crippling depression”- Story of our lives.
God Bless You
3:50 "Dump that shit like a french rifle in 1940". Bro I lost it at that point. The most I have laughed in a year dude. That was hilarious and so true.
Imagine an army being reliant on American air support and American contractors doing maintenance on their aircraft and then we withdraw all that support. I can’t imagine why it collapsed so rapidly.
@Chad Mower no, they'll sell the tec to China, Russia, North Korea, ect...
They have a full Sim for f-15s. javelins, full strength oc, you name it, if a squad could carry it they have it.
I don't believe they really needed modern air support in order to stand a chance of fighting back against terrorists that live in caves. Not one bullet was fired. They just don't have the will or courage.
We actually offered to still maintain all of it for the ANA. They just surrendered before they needed maintenance.
Excellent hard hitting journalism.
"Any E-6, any [Army] Staff Sergeant could have told ya..."
Amazingly, so many DID!
Any private for that matter
Anybody who payed the slightest bit of attention to what was going on out there...
Marine Staff Sergeants could have said the same, but more eloquently, using more profanity, and knife hands.
"This might be the largest tactical acquisition of SHIT in the Military's history" lmao
That had me rolling.
Can DNN interview the 2LT who signed for all of that equipment? I'm curious how he's holding up.
They have conveniently failed to locate him as he is in the witness protection program sponsored by the Air Forces. Soon enough, he'll be passed to the Marines
Gonna be one hell of a 15-6 and FLIPL LOL
@@Lafly84 As former JAG, I want front row seats to that
I remember spending hours searching for the spare battery for the PRC-152 someone lost while we were on QRF... the battery... can you imagine being the guy that was in charge of the fucking drone?
@@Poptart133g may he RIP
I have been waiting for his take the entire week.
I was not disappointed.
Also that's the same thing i said: "We couldn't even get out of there that they're already taken over... again!"
Thanks for helping us find a laugh in the middle of this terrible situation. Can only imagine what those still there are going through.
The ending with Dirtbag had me ROLLING 🤣
"holy shit its raining people!" If it was not true, it would be hysterically funny.
It is hysterically funny because it is true!
@@danielecorwin How About A Little Bit Of Both?
When Jamsheed the RPG god fell, the thread of prophesy was severed, afganistan was doomed.
Jamsheeds dead? :'(
yannikmeister I believe he died in 2016.
Edit: It may have been 2018. But he was killed in a firefight.
@@north7764 where’s the source of his death tho?
@@north7764 sad rpg moment
Hes one of the few who had the nuts to fight for his country, i hope his sacrifice won't be in vain
Hey bad ass arrest I just saw on donuts channel. We appreciate you sir.
Same
@@E8.productions same
“It’s nice to see, that this was well thought through.”
Wwwwwweeelllll- about that.
DNN always the realest news comin in clutch 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
Finally a news source that you can trust
@Angry Cops You and my USAF MTI are the best instructors I know!
"they couldn't fight themselves out of a wet paper bag"
you are the doomguy to all trainee's, arent you?
Boom!!!
Afghanistan government - "ohhh, the taliban fly now!"
The U.S government - "they fly now????!!"
Afghanistan government - "ThEy Fly NoW!"
What afghan government? They high tailed it out of there first chance they saw the line of Toyotas full of Taliban coming to town to trade in there rides for U.S. equipment. Hell most of the idiots holding onto the outside of our transport planes were probably ex afghan army in there civvies trying to keep their heads attached. Well that C-17 shook them off like a dog's does flees for sure. Who needs a head though when you are a pile of goo in a crater.
Her: "you pulled out, right?"
The US army: "yeah but some of my equipment dribbled out and got left in there"
Her: "... It wasn't a lot, was it?"
Taliban: "Thanks daddy :)"
the taliban is pregananant with new tactical equipment suited for desert warfare
Christ this is fucking priceless
I just can't 🤣🤣🤣☠
The only thing the Taliban didn't get was the USGI maternity burqua's - you know, maternity flightsuits with a ski mask stitched to the collar.
@Channel LuckySpock - Left 4 Dead 2 Give it a month and these guys might become apart of Pakistan. The Taliban were funded and trained by us and them
While it's true that the large parts of the Afghan military weren't willing to fight the Taliban, it was still Joe's responsibility not to abandon OUR equipment, civilians, soldiers, and our allies. He's still the one responsible for this disaster
We built the ANA to fail-safe. We didn't know who these guys were, or how loyal they'd be, or if we'd be unleashing an aggressor on the region. We made them abjectly dependent upon US tactical support, to conduct any kind of offensive operations. Thats what the remaining troops were doing. They werent occupying Afghanistan or waging war. When we pulled out, we pulled the plug on the most advanced, most effective and most critical half of their military capability. Joe just accidentally tripped the failsafe and basically turned off the ANA.
@@springbloom5940 accidentally?? 😂😂
@@austinjackson3986
Yes, accidentally. Or, negligently. Because, I fully believe he simply didn't understand the situation and got belligerent that people were telling him it was incomprehensibly stupid. I can totally see him saying what we got, like 20... 2, 2, 200 thounert 20, 200 hunnert guys in there? What could that many guys even be doing. There's still 2, 22... pobly a hunnerthousn Americans still there. Its not like we're just leaving and going away.
@@springbloom5940 If you know the history on Joe Biden, then you seen it coming.
@@whiskeyniner6416for following what was signed by trump with the talibans?