5 Things Bikers Never Grow Out Of

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

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  • @lucadino66
    @lucadino66 6 лет назад +785

    Is it just me or do all bikers look into windows of shops on the side of the street just to admire how damn good we look on that sexy two-wheeler?

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад +46

      Lol you’re not alone you have no idea how many comments like this I’ve received!

    • @lucadino66
      @lucadino66 6 лет назад +12

      Chaos Causes True biker blood is what connects us!

    • @diamondheat9
      @diamondheat9 6 лет назад +4

      I do that when I am in my car as well

    • @tmston2
      @tmston2 5 лет назад +5

      GUILTY!

    • @TheRealElmoSkateTeam
      @TheRealElmoSkateTeam 5 лет назад +2

      Always do when the windows are reflective enough

  • @philhart3878
    @philhart3878 6 лет назад +342

    The moment your leg goes over, and you become one with the bike. Bloody magic.

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад +13

      Couldn’t agree more!

    • @maleka58
      @maleka58 5 лет назад +1

      We all like a leg over! Sorry had to be said haha. speed = fun!

  • @Kevz8611
    @Kevz8611 6 лет назад +267

    Don't forget, when you ride to the shops you always look for the most longest possible route to get there. Haha.. It's never straightforward.

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад +7

      Lol this is so true I always go to the furthest shop or the most fun route there!

    • @richardmcknight4147
      @richardmcknight4147 6 лет назад +3

      i save money by not going to the gym and paying membership fees....also im lazy :) but the fuel i drive out while taking a detour to the shops is more than the membership fees OMFG.

    • @fazeraper5104
      @fazeraper5104 6 лет назад +4

      Kevin Kloppers yaaa."hey honey im going to the store" comes back 3 hours later

    • @tomknox8227
      @tomknox8227 6 лет назад +1

      3 trips for groceries is reasonable!!

    • @sumorabbit2160
      @sumorabbit2160 2 года назад

      I've ridden about 200 miles to go to shops that are about a 5 minute walk away a few times!

  • @tylerrue3108
    @tylerrue3108 6 лет назад +160

    #6 Looking up parts or mods for your bike regardless of whether you'll ever buy them
    #7 Looking at bikes for sale online, even when you love the one you already have.

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад +14

      Lol I do this everyday even when I’m broke!

    • @1djandi
      @1djandi 6 лет назад

      Lol i do that to

    • @DoomStarRequiem
      @DoomStarRequiem 5 лет назад +1

      Why love one, when you could(through smart financial decisions and slightly starving yourself) get two bikes.. Or even three,! A sportbike, a cruiser, and a dual sport/adv. That would complete my life.

    • @speedyboi349
      @speedyboi349 3 года назад +1

      #8 looking a wheeling tutorials or any other stunt that you already know how to accomplish

  • @MuhammadHammadAshraf
    @MuhammadHammadAshraf 6 лет назад +279

    Point # 6 - Making sure your motorcycle looks clean all the time.
    Point # 7 - Naming your motorcycle
    Point # 8 - Keeping photos of different motorcycles on your phone
    Point # 9 - Wanting more than one motorcycle
    Point # 10 - Riding on the road like you're riding on the track :p

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад +34

      These literally sum up my life lol!

    • @steve17
      @steve17 6 лет назад +22

      Muhammad Hammad Ashraf I sometimes feel like I'm cheating on my bike when I look at other bikes on my phone. Feels dirty somehow.

    • @c-man5679
      @c-man5679 6 лет назад +6

      Me too... I thought I was the only one! I don't look at pics in front of her

    • @RameezRazaRiaz99
      @RameezRazaRiaz99 5 лет назад +2

      Yup. Exactly

    • @deathrodamus9608
      @deathrodamus9608 5 лет назад +2

      @@steve17 lol 😂 yeah me too. Especially when I'm watching other motorcycle review.

  • @blacklanner5795
    @blacklanner5795 6 лет назад +114

    When you hug your girl friend and stare at your bike out the window. Whisper a quite, "I love you." She says, "I love you too." Then you respond, "I was talking to my bike." After about 8 times of that she won't argue about it anymore. That's when you know she's a keeper.

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад +7

      Lol this is my life summed up in one comment!

    • @guerrillaradio9953
      @guerrillaradio9953 6 лет назад +1

      If she's got huge tits, and a tight puss, there's no way I'm admitting the truth, not gonna lie.

    • @cristinalingvay3621
      @cristinalingvay3621 6 лет назад +7

      Or , your girlfriend completely understand cause she rides too

    • @rebelguy9487
      @rebelguy9487 3 года назад +1

      @@cristinalingvay3621 Mine used to ride until she got spooked by a near miss. She still rides on the back of mine but she doesn't trust her abilities to ride anymore :-(

  • @EazyE11
    @EazyE11 6 лет назад +275

    6) Constantly watching others ride on youtube to get your fix because it's been snowing where you are for 5 months!

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад +7

      Lol that sounds terrible man but it should be coming to an end soon and then you can get your riding fix!

    • @stevemoriarity860
      @stevemoriarity860 6 лет назад +2

      Moving a thousand miles away just to ride year round😃

    • @joshkotek7211
      @joshkotek7211 6 лет назад +2

      Then it just makes it worse because you get excited to ride but realise you can't :(

    • @jchristopher23
      @jchristopher23 6 лет назад

      EXACTLY! And its April/Spring and only 30F out... still :(

    • @mastertweeker
      @mastertweeker 6 лет назад +2

      Damn I'd end up in serious trouble if I had to stop riding for 5 months! I could barely wait for the 2 months whilst recovering from the motorcycle accident I had

  • @jdmlover9178
    @jdmlover9178 6 лет назад +208

    Downshifting inside a tunnel

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад +16

      100%!

    • @Sol-l4i4d
      @Sol-l4i4d 6 лет назад +11

      REV REV REV REV REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVEVEEE EEEEVVVVVV REV REV REEEVVVV

  • @KikiDaily09
    @KikiDaily09 6 лет назад +69

    Yeah, number 5 i agree.. i always stare at my bike for a few second when leaving away from the bike.

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад +2

      There’s nothing more satisfying!

  • @johnjacob688
    @johnjacob688 6 лет назад +140

    With me its not forgetting the key in my pocket as I let the bike warm up as I'm gearing up. Its forgetting to strap my helmet on after I've already put on my gloves.

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад +2

      Lol I've never heard of this one before but I guess we all have our one weakness!

    • @Tevorek
      @Tevorek 6 лет назад +6

      Omg I hate when this happens!

    • @sn0wtec
      @sn0wtec 6 лет назад +1

      Who doesn't strap their helmet immediately after they put it on? Or who puts on gloves before helmet?
      Some people smh

    • @johnjacob688
      @johnjacob688 6 лет назад +21

      Ladies and gentleman, lets all get on our knees and bow to the most perfect human being, Mr. sn0wtec. He was kind enough to grace us with his presence today.

    • @Thomas-uk5cp
      @Thomas-uk5cp 6 лет назад +5

      Yep, done that, usually dont realize til im on the road though. I just lock the throttle, remove gloves, strap up and keep going lol

  • @williamdolezal9184
    @williamdolezal9184 6 лет назад +48

    Except for the tunnel revving. I don't live close to any tunnels. My dad goes one farther and brings his bike in the house. It has it's own room and some times he let's it hang out in the living room with him.

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад +4

      Your dad sounds awesome my dream is to do exactly that!

    • @oogoldyooimvu2548
      @oogoldyooimvu2548 Год назад

      Memories of my miss spent youth, always kept the chopper in the front room (we lived in the second room) was warmer and comfortable when working on it or cleaning it 😉 Now much older and new home, wife says Goldwing not allowed in house AT ALL! 🤣

  • @AkaHakko
    @AkaHakko 6 лет назад +37

    Last but not forgotten, watching bike vids on RUclips!!

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      Haha I think that's an important habit too!

  • @ramkripal11
    @ramkripal11 5 лет назад +4

    I have a small 125cc bike with just 8bhp of power. But I have to admit that I always follow step 5 - look back at my bike when moving away after parking her. Absolutely spot on.

  • @BirnexDxD
    @BirnexDxD 6 лет назад +63

    #6 looking at your reflection while you ride past storefronts

  • @davidalexispr
    @davidalexispr 6 лет назад +34

    I like to park my bike close to where i'm at to stare at it all the time! LOL

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад +2

      Hahah I do the exact same!

    • @fazeraper5104
      @fazeraper5104 6 лет назад

      David A. Gines yup during work oh shit boss i have to go outside my bike fell over haah then you just hop on and leave

  • @hughkeith9185
    @hughkeith9185 6 лет назад +8

    Thanks for another great video. Key in the pocket is so totally me. I'm so obsessive compulsive I don't even approach my bike until all the gear is on and fastened properly and the bike has been checked for lights, horn, signals, tire pressures etc.. Then and only then do I gleefully allow myself to hop on the bike... only to realize that the key is safely in my pocket. Cloth key tags help with fishing fully gloved, but there's still that precious moment when you chuckle in your helmet while fishing for the key thinking what a dork you must look like. Guilty as charged. Happy fishing and ride safe every one.

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      Haha I fully understand the OCD it affects me with bikes too!

  • @OmniRider
    @OmniRider 6 лет назад +38

    I relate to all of these points on a spiritual level. Awesome video!

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      Awesome to hear dude thanks for watching!

  • @Shifty1050
    @Shifty1050 6 лет назад +195

    6. Reluctance to take bike gear off long after you've finished riding.
    7. Taking photos of yourself naked upon your bike. Maybe that's just me though 😂😂😂

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад +11

      Hahah 6-true, 7-...just you I hope lol

    • @threethrushes
      @threethrushes 6 лет назад +7

      6. Guilty as charged!

    • @Ohno0es
      @Ohno0es 6 лет назад +8

      6. too true, ppl always ask if i plan to stay in motorgear at work or if i'm going to change after all?
      I always try to find an excuses like: i'll be leaving soon (like in 2hours soon) or "I just arrived" (3 hours ago).

    • @Shifty1050
      @Shifty1050 6 лет назад +8

      Ohno0es lol I'm bad at home for it and quite happy to spend the rest of the night in bike gear😂

    • @antoniowilliams5067
      @antoniowilliams5067 6 лет назад +11

      So naked isn’t proper bike gear??? 😂😂😂😂

  • @Kevz8611
    @Kevz8611 6 лет назад +17

    Haha you so right man! I laughed all the way through your video. I do all those points. I'm happy it's not only just me

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      Lol I was stoked to hear it wasn't just me too!

  • @danielcasselberry928
    @danielcasselberry928 6 лет назад +4

    I always enjoy your videos, not just for the content, but for your deep talent in filming and composition. A feast for the senses! Many thanks!

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад +1

      Thanks so much dude for the awesome comment! Always appreciated!

  • @builtroughborncheep7909
    @builtroughborncheep7909 6 лет назад +12

    #6 letting the revs run down to get the pops and bangs or inducing them for your pleasure
    #7 trying to get the perfect tunnel rev pop and bangs

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад +1

      Lol this is me every ride there’s nothing more satisfying!

  • @Renstar431
    @Renstar431 6 лет назад +2

    That cheeky look back after you get off usually involves me taking a photo as well. Got I love looking back at her

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      Haha I do the same especially if it's looking good where you parked and then it's straight to Instagram!

  • @Mushin-Flowstate
    @Mushin-Flowstate 6 лет назад +8

    don't forget watching endless amounts of RUclips videos about your dream bike while you're slowly painstakingly and steadily saving up for it while riding a 400cc bike from the 80s

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      Haha that's the best part

    • @Tim_van_de_Leur
      @Tim_van_de_Leur Год назад +1

      Still love my old Honda CB450 even though I never ride it anymore since I transitioned from my power of dreams to a big boy bike and now an old geezer wheeler ;)

  • @Vangabonders
    @Vangabonders 6 лет назад +44

    I have never successfully retrieved my key with glove on

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад +3

      It's an impossible task!

    • @blackbarry
      @blackbarry 6 лет назад +4

      I had my key around my neck and was all geared up. I still thot i myt be able to take it off over my helmet...Epic Fail. Lol

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад +1

      Lol that takes it to a new level!

    • @thordiesel6.7
      @thordiesel6.7 6 лет назад +3

      I know the"key" solution to this problem! Slap a Keytag or two or five on your bike key and you'll be able to grab it with your glove on ;)

    • @rickee2652
      @rickee2652 6 лет назад +5

      Vangabonders I did once manage to get my gloved hand into my pocket- then my knuckle armour caught and I was stuck like that for about 5 min trying to yank my hand out. I swear if anyone saw it i would have been arrested for commiting a lewd act in a public space.

  • @blackbarry
    @blackbarry 6 лет назад +15

    Awesome list bro. Am guilty on all counts. Nos 1 and 5 are soooo on point

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      Lol these are the best things to be guilty of!

    • @blackbarry
      @blackbarry 6 лет назад

      U said it bro

  • @shaggymotto8337
    @shaggymotto8337 6 лет назад +41

    How bout multiple trips to the store just for an excuse to ride more

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      Lol this is one of my favourite things to do!

    • @shaggymotto8337
      @shaggymotto8337 6 лет назад +1

      Thank god its not just me

    • @promiselost3448
      @promiselost3448 6 лет назад

      Or how about going to a store all the way across town, or even in another town

    • @shaggymotto8337
      @shaggymotto8337 6 лет назад

      Promiselost ya iv done that too

  • @anandcherian.585
    @anandcherian.585 6 лет назад +8

    Explaining to your loved ones who aren't even interested in bikes, all the new models and manufacturers.

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад +2

      Hahaha I know the feeling with some people and they think you're crazy!

  • @spencercoffaro3396
    @spencercoffaro3396 Год назад

    I love this dude. Found this channel last week and hes so deadly accurate its hilarious. I wasn't even aware I checked every box on this list. Great content dude. Your my new favorite channel.

  • @IamJimhunder
    @IamJimhunder 6 лет назад +2

    #1 is really really true... My room faces my street and almost everyday at about 5pm, a hayabusa rides past my street. Love it so much

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      Lol that's a true biker right there that you even know what time to be watching out for it!

    • @IamJimhunder
      @IamJimhunder 6 лет назад +1

      Chaos Causes nah the bike has a full exhaust and you can hear it from afar!! Haha I do wish Im able to listen to my own bike riding past

  • @sanjitchahal1341
    @sanjitchahal1341 4 года назад

    Cold starting the bike and listening to those 1st few revs of a full exhaust system before warming up and giving it some more...then those sweet sweet notes and burbles 🤩

  • @oetken007
    @oetken007 5 лет назад

    Good... you are right! I love blippin the throttle and shift down to stretch the cable and listen to the sexy whisper of my Duc Monster 1200S during launch!

  • @tylerrue3108
    @tylerrue3108 6 лет назад +2

    Where I'm at in America, we have 7 months of weather that's either too cold to ride or it's snowing. Of the remaining 5 months, only about 3 of those are really great for riding. I am SO ready for May. I miss my screamin' meemee.

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      That’s not nice but at least it’s close now! Winter is coming for us In SA

  • @AiroRider
    @AiroRider 6 лет назад +9

    Key in pocket is such a daily struggle!

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      Lol it's a great reason to buy a keyless entry bike!

  • @HorizonPaintingHawaiiLLC
    @HorizonPaintingHawaiiLLC 6 лет назад +2

    I still put my gloves on before helmet once in a while
    I always try to add gas at service stations without getting off the bike
    Carving the bike back and forth while going down a straight road
    I not only look back at my bike when I’m walking away, I sneak out at night to the garage and smoke a joint while I stare at my bikes, especially the 06 R1.... just in love with those body lines and under tails

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      Lol definitely the true life of a biker!

  • @evangelist6277
    @evangelist6277 3 года назад

    Totally relatable, no tunnels near me but definitely extra revs at the lights, or when down shifting.

  • @Vladimir-gq2ho
    @Vladimir-gq2ho 6 лет назад +4

    I have to agree with all those reasons, I always smile when I do lane spliting and car drivers have to wait when they can move again.

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад +1

      Haha it's hugely satisfying!

  • @gronkgrunk
    @gronkgrunk 6 лет назад +1

    Guilty as charged! Every day.
    And tunnels are our concert halls! Sweet music...
    Great vid again, CC.

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад +1

      That's the perfect description bro I love the concert hall!

  • @cssjavascript5629
    @cssjavascript5629 6 лет назад +22

    Saying to mah MUM daily ...I'll not cross the speed limit 😂

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад +3

      Hahah I’m sure she believes you!

    • @cssjavascript5629
      @cssjavascript5629 6 лет назад +2

      Chaos Causes nope you know how mums are....they really know everything 😂

    • @fazeraper5104
      @fazeraper5104 6 лет назад +1

      2WHEEL RIDER ya espiccaly when its night time and shes at an red light and you run it and pass her doing 90mph

    • @cssjavascript5629
      @cssjavascript5629 6 лет назад

      Daul Sport Motovlogs lol

  • @ThatCampingOwl
    @ThatCampingOwl 6 лет назад +3

    My bike is the pride and joy of my life, I love her like a daughter and take care of her to the best of my possible ability to do so, sparing no expense.
    PS: Riding the bike all year round through all types of weather, so constantly checking for any defects related to it (rust, dried up chain ect)

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад +1

      That's awesome man it's one of the best hobbies in the world and worth it 100%! The rust must be awful so the attention to detail will pay off!

  • @mouchthebiker2938
    @mouchthebiker2938 5 лет назад +2

    watched this the first time around when I didn't have a bike. cut to today when i did all the above in a span of 4hrs

    • @georyd
      @georyd 5 лет назад +1

      What bike did you get?
      Also, congratulations, you have a mixed feeling of having a baby and a wife at the same time ;)

    • @mouchthebiker2938
      @mouchthebiker2938 5 лет назад

      @@georyd hahaha thanks, i got a 2009 CBR 600RR surprising easy to ride at low revs, i slapped on the pirelli diablo rosso iii and they dive into leans like you wouldn't believe lol. People say their wrists ache but i feel it in the knees. she gets really hot and bothered in traffic. I luv her.

  • @doubled8342
    @doubled8342 2 года назад

    Dude those are so on point. I agree with all and many more in the comments. You’ve described my life exactly and I’m proud to admit it!!! Keep up the great content. I love this channel. So funny and so true!!

  • @weekendwarriorT7
    @weekendwarriorT7 6 лет назад +1

    Haha, most excellent vid, totally true!
    How about returning back from a day's work, parking, and when you just about to take down the kickstand - you decide that you are not through with riding and you go for another more fulfilling ride.

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад +1

      Thanks dude! And that's definitely on the list!

  • @adamstratford6740
    @adamstratford6740 6 лет назад +15

    Pmsl 🤣 you've summed us bikers up in 5.10 💯 had my chuckling watching this even went to my garage just for a cheeky look 👀 at my pride and joy 😜

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад +1

      Hahaha we’re simple folk! Glad you went to get a look at that beautiful 675 too!! 😂

    • @adamstratford6740
      @adamstratford6740 6 лет назад +1

      Chaos Causes lol can't resist!!! Ive fitted my HID kit and dropped a little clip of how it looks if you're interested 👍🏻

    • @fazeraper5104
      @fazeraper5104 6 лет назад

      Adam Stratford what is it a triumph daytona

    • @adamstratford6740
      @adamstratford6740 6 лет назад

      Daul Sport Motovlogs its a sports bike Google it you'll see

    • @fazeraper5104
      @fazeraper5104 6 лет назад

      Adam Stratford a 675 i know its a sportbike just didnt know if it was the daytona

  • @Kiwiriderandcarnut
    @Kiwiriderandcarnut 6 лет назад +10

    Hilariously accurate!

  • @MT-THNDR207
    @MT-THNDR207 6 лет назад +1

    There is a GSXR 600 that drives down the road next to my high school almost everyday around 10:00 in the morning. The guy has a shorty pipe on it. Whenever it goes by, it sounds like a race way. It's very deep and raspy when it decelerates. I ALWAYS look in its direction and say to myself "yesss". It brings me pleasure to hear it roaring down the road.

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад +1

      That’s awesome man and makes school a bit more tolerable lol!

    • @MT-THNDR207
      @MT-THNDR207 6 лет назад +1

      Chaos Causes Yeah. ;) Very soon I am getting a 2018 Yamaha MT 07.

  • @GM-lo3nx
    @GM-lo3nx 6 лет назад +1

    I’m proud to say that i’m a real bike enthusiast and your Video explains my natural habbits to bikes

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      Haha that's great to hear man!

  • @ncgsc
    @ncgsc 6 лет назад +1

    My bike may not be the fastest or andvanced in technology but I love my 04 RC51. I agree with your tunnel comment. That never gets old. 😎

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      I couldn,t agree more man you don't need the latest and greatest to love riding!

  • @justinnaidoo4582
    @justinnaidoo4582 6 лет назад +3

    Dare I say , the best S.A motorcycle vlogger out there .

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад +2

      That's quite a title man I appreciate it!

  • @AleksAndrosik
    @AleksAndrosik 5 лет назад +1

    Omg your videos put a smile on my face every time! So glad I found your Chanel and subscribed)

  • @scotstewart4011
    @scotstewart4011 5 лет назад +6

    6. Wondering if your bike thinks about you too.

  • @HondamaticDave
    @HondamaticDave 6 лет назад +1

    All on point! I was grinning through the whole video saying, ''yup that's me, lol true, God the gloves is so me''. Not only do I stare at it while I walk away but also when I'm outside in general, can't help stare when it's sparkling in the sunlight!

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      Lol they just catch our eye wherever we go and we can't help but stare!

  • @BKLYF
    @BKLYF 6 лет назад +1

    Gloves, Tunnel revs, light to light races, looking for the bike that made the sound passing by and looking at my bike when walking away, that is what I live for. Very accurate list! :')

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      Lol I'm glad I'm not the only one then! There's nothing better in life!

  • @NinjaThug
    @NinjaThug 6 лет назад +2

    6) Don't ever let anyone overtake us. Especially cars! I just LOVE the way I gradually roll on to the throttle to match the speed of the cars who're slowly approaching to overtake me and they start to speed up as well.
    I usually keep my bike just a bit ahead of the cars so that they can stare and get envy of me and my ride. Then I open-up the throttle 30-50% to smoke EVVVERYbady. =))

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      T His is a bikers favorite game I think it's always fun!

  • @garrettsherman2232
    @garrettsherman2232 6 лет назад +3

    this is the most accurate video I've ever seen!! especially the glove and key part :D . you've earned a like and subscribe from me. Great video!

  • @steelandglass
    @steelandglass 3 года назад

    Well, .. you were reading my book, I was smiling the whole time...sitting here next to my bike and Barbecue grill watching RUclips on my Big Screen TV hanging by a nail on my bike shed wall.....now my bedroom. She got angry and threw me out... I kept popping out of bed after having horrible dreams that someone had nicked my moto. I’m saving for an alarm and sleeping like a baby. Well done narration and voice over, so deeply funny because if your a bikerboy no matter 17 to 70 you instantly share common ground and everyone is smiling. StayUpOn2 ......Blitz

  • @Shifty1050
    @Shifty1050 6 лет назад +17

    You have the bike bug bad, and that's bloody brilliant 👍🏻 Lots of words beginning with b in that sentence 😁 Nice vid man 👍🏻😁👍🏻

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      Lol yeah dude and the best part is you can’t cure it!

  • @emilylouise9705
    @emilylouise9705 6 лет назад +1

    Tunnel revs especially. I don't know what it is about going through a tunnel that brings out my inner hooligan!

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад +1

      Haha they just possess that power!

  • @bikerbobcat
    @bikerbobcat 6 лет назад

    Cruiser types, too. All true. I've 'raced' kids on little pocket bikes and 10 speed bicycles. It never gets old. Cheers!

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      Lol exactly, a race is a race no matter who it's against!

  • @unknownuser-sz4ec
    @unknownuser-sz4ec 4 года назад +1

    Yeah I agree with these as being a bike addict💪🙂

  • @gariyamiraa2128
    @gariyamiraa2128 5 лет назад

    Your videos, your descriptions and articulation is on another level. Can I subscribe twice?

  • @afletra
    @afletra 6 лет назад +8

    you took the words out of my mouth maaaan, hahahaha... everything you said is true, I experienced it all!

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад +1

      Lol glad to hear it man and that I’m not the only one!

  • @hacksaw4966
    @hacksaw4966 6 лет назад +1

    LMAO. I just had the key in pocket with gloves on dilemma today leaving work. Kept gloves on and finally got key, only took about 3 minutes! Need work on tunnel revs more.... Thanks for the fun video.

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      Haha 3 minutes is not a bad time! If it were an Olympic sport you could be leading lol!

  • @imlyshawn3690
    @imlyshawn3690 5 лет назад +1

    So true to the core man,a thumps up 4 u 👍

  • @himonwillard5088
    @himonwillard5088 3 года назад

    I live in Mobile Alabama and we have 2 tunnels under Mobile bay and my vtx1800c sounds so good inside them, you just have to rev it a few times.

  • @juvy96ify
    @juvy96ify 6 лет назад +1

    Thank you my brother you have no idea of the smile you put on my face today as I was on the train on my way to work because my battery died last night yes that dreaded sound

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      Thanks for the awesome comment dude, glad it could make your day a bit better!

  • @upsidedowndog1256
    @upsidedowndog1256 6 лет назад +3

    #2 is not a problem with fingerless gloves. I only started wearing them for a skin condition I have but quickly realized this benefit.

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад +1

      That does sound like it would make it easier!

  • @christophergreen6980
    @christophergreen6980 6 лет назад +1

    Great to see a South African biker on RUclips having his own great channel. You should come do a few videos in Cape Town on the beautiful bends, yes I know not the safest idea but I think it could be fun.

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      Thanks dude I would love to film in CT it’s so beautiful and would be nicer than JHB lol!

    • @christophergreen6980
      @christophergreen6980 6 лет назад +1

      Chaos Causes I grew up in Pta and recently moved to CT. My whole family used to be bikers, and funny enough at the age of 21 I'm considering buying a 600rr perhaps I have ridden 125 so have experience in that regard. My family has sold all their Superbikes and a few of them still play with dirt bikes. Could you please make a video on a topic that I think would be cool? The topic being trading your car for a motorbike the pros and cons. I actually do own a vehicle but toying with the idea of trading it for a bike.

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      That’s a good idea I have a bike and no car so I have experience lol. I’m going away for a while so I’ll only be able to make a video in a few weeks

  • @notcookiemonster6436
    @notcookiemonster6436 6 лет назад +4

    Omg hahaha I dont have my motorcycle yet but I already do the sound thing. I love guessing types of bikes

  • @mistirion4929
    @mistirion4929 6 лет назад +1

    You look back to your bike when you're going away? Dude, I filmed mine starting up so I can listen to it every time I want.

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад +1

      Hahah that’s professional man!

  • @Fr1sch_Bez0gen
    @Fr1sch_Bez0gen 6 лет назад +3

    Damn that's an accurate top 5 listing

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      Lol I’m glad you agree!

    • @Fr1sch_Bez0gen
      @Fr1sch_Bez0gen 6 лет назад +1

      Chaos Causes you have now 1 subscriber more! greetings from germany

  • @temblekec
    @temblekec 3 года назад

    Yooo 🤣🤣🤣 it's been 1 hr and I'm still here laughing my butt out with your videos man. I'm definetly liking and sharing all of them!

  • @chadfolmar5900
    @chadfolmar5900 6 лет назад +2

    The hardest part of riding is putting my bike up in the shed.now I have a camera in there I can look from my phone at anytime

  • @DorDor400
    @DorDor400 6 лет назад +1

    This was clever as hell and enjoyable to watch! Haha subscribed!!!

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      Thanks so much man I appreciate it!

  • @nickbrown1478
    @nickbrown1478 6 лет назад

    Awesome videos man.. love the way you make them. Not like the usual moto vlogs.. lol

  • @Sammy-zg6xg
    @Sammy-zg6xg 6 лет назад +1

    Mate you literally got it spot on 😂 all them things are just so true!

  • @matejjakopovic1818
    @matejjakopovic1818 4 года назад +1

    Maan im 18yo. I dont ride yet and im just gona go take a2 driving class. And some of mentions u have in video I already have, my love for bikes I cant describe it. My friend had an bike to fix and i came to help him. And those were best days of life to help fix and let the bike live again. Some times in my village some bikes pass at 3am and when i hear them I go out the house just to see them. I cant wait to get my license to ride and enoy the bike freedom and brotherhood. P.S from Croatia man great videos.

  • @dirkoetjen1373
    @dirkoetjen1373 6 лет назад +1

    Am I the only one checking his reflection in shop windows, just to make sure that one still looks cool?

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад +1

      Lol I can confirm you’re not alone!

  • @WillfulThinker
    @WillfulThinker 3 года назад

    As a street/sportbike rider, I never grow tired of a good Harley rider joke.

  • @KickStandsandKeyboards
    @KickStandsandKeyboards 5 лет назад +1

    You made my girlfriend laugh, and that's no small feet! Thanks brother!

  • @bayuiam4675
    @bayuiam4675 2 года назад

    I always gave my bike a Little pat on the Tank, to show appreciation for the enjoyment

  • @SandraOrtmann1976
    @SandraOrtmann1976 4 года назад

    Where you get snow: the hard time when you have to get your bike to do its winter sleepover due to salted streets (if you love your bike, you do not torment it with salted streets). Here it is normally end of November. Then, up to Christmas, it is still bearable. Maybe you get some nice christmas presents...but after new year, you start to get seriously itchy. February has some lovely, sunny weather. One or two nice, still careful rides. Then - snow strikes again. This can go on until April/May. I really do not like snow at all after New Year.

  • @TubeSocksMalone
    @TubeSocksMalone 6 лет назад +1

    LMFAO so true. whenever I hear a bike I always go look out of the window to see EXACTLY what it is. My key I leave right in front of my computer at work to remind me I have a dope ass rsv4 waiting to ride as soon as I clock out and to remind me that if I don't work I don't get paid and I can't have a dope ass bike lol. my bike is my desktop image at work and at hope hahaha. I have to subscribe because you nailed everything right on the head.

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      Lol this is the bikers dream life! There's nothing better than an RSV4

    • @ncgsc
      @ncgsc 6 лет назад

      MotoBike Mike .....RSV4 ...The sound of your bike it's amazing. Specially with Austin Racing 👍🏻

  • @lizzardmoto9386
    @lizzardmoto9386 5 лет назад

    Great video dude! Keep it up💪👍

  • @oscarjettman9346
    @oscarjettman9346 6 лет назад +2

    Love this video man! :)

  • @kopan14
    @kopan14 6 лет назад +2

    you tell the exact 5 things I (and almost all bikers) have

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      I hope so man especially passionate bikers!

  • @riderrantau3452
    @riderrantau3452 6 лет назад +1

    I agree with with you and keep safety riding too

  • @clintbillton2161
    @clintbillton2161 3 года назад

    LOL. Absolutely correct!!! ..After about 30 yrs on superbikes I can't agree more!

  • @jeandredelange4840
    @jeandredelange4840 6 лет назад +2

    Good to see a fellow South African

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад +1

      Thanks bro!

    • @Tiqerboy
      @Tiqerboy 6 лет назад

      I actually thought he was Norwegian or Scandinavian at least, with a British accent :-)
      Then I saw him ride on the left side of the road, so my guess then went to Ireland

  • @bobberchris3762
    @bobberchris3762 5 лет назад

    definitely the tunnel noise. i dont have the key and glove problem because i like to put my key in then watch the tachometer go full then down, digital gauge does its sci-fi thing and all lights come on....like a little space ship getting ready to launch me into space

  • @tristramgordon8252
    @tristramgordon8252 5 лет назад

    Getting on now, but when I go out on my bike I always ask myself: "are you glad you came out today?" it's always yes, of course

  • @jumpingjewel3104
    @jumpingjewel3104 6 лет назад +3

    I can so relate to that glove key thing xd

  • @streetsquiid5615
    @streetsquiid5615 6 лет назад

    I, in my beginner stage did the "forgetting the key thing" but just a couple lessons was enough for me to not do the mistake again. So I kinda grew out of that habit forever.

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      Haha it still gets me every so often

  • @TheYakkis
    @TheYakkis 5 лет назад +1

    That was awesome. I will say, after 13 years of riding, I've learnedl Glove off. Took me a while. Lol

  • @SpudEater
    @SpudEater 6 лет назад +1

    Last year I decorated my bike and used it as my Christmas tree..She never stays outside when the weather goes south, a fair lady deserves proper treatment.

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      Haha that's awesome dude that's my dream tree right there!

  • @Marie579
    @Marie579 4 года назад

    Spot on mate, and I’ve only got a yzfr125 but I love it...

  • @Para-ni5lx
    @Para-ni5lx 5 лет назад

    LOL Thanks for this SPOT ON TRUTHFUL AMUSING video & nice bike btw !!

  • @ja-no6fx
    @ja-no6fx 6 лет назад +5

    i always put my key on before i have any of my gear on lol

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      Haha I need to get into this habit!

    • @brayvdb2191
      @brayvdb2191 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah I always warm my bike up before I go haha

  • @rickee2652
    @rickee2652 6 лет назад +1

    If I'm on a twin and I'm at the lights i can't resist the snap blip, trying to get that one single bang from the next pot to fire. Sometimes the bike showed me up for doing it by compression stalling on the other cylinder. Lols. I've also made myself late for classes/work/dinners etc by turning around and riding a twisty/scenic or bikini-rich beach stretch of road again, cos it was so awesome the first time.

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      There’s nothing better than blipping a twin! And I know the feeling of taking the scenic route when you shouldn’t lol!

  • @shenight8293
    @shenight8293 6 лет назад +7

    Every time before I walk away from my motorcycle I kiss it 😘

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      I get physical with mine sometimes as well lol!

  • @Cbr_Boy21
    @Cbr_Boy21 6 лет назад +1

    Ayyy finally a new video it’s been a while man how are you doing!

    • @ChaosCauses
      @ChaosCauses  6 лет назад

      I’m good man and yourself? Yeah it’s been a while I was struggling for ideas but I’m back!

    • @Cbr_Boy21
      @Cbr_Boy21 6 лет назад +1

      Chaos Causes haha I am good too