Christmas Gifts for EVERY NFL Team!
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- Опубликовано: 21 дек 2023
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For the Rams, I’d give them 4 quarters, just to remind them that there are 4 quarters in a game so to stop letting teams back in the game in the 4th quarter
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When I first checked the Rams vs Commanders game it was 0-20 rams winning
When I checked final score 20-26 only scoring a touchdown the rest of the game
I cheered for us to lose last night and as a Saints fan I despise the Rams. We need to lose enough games to get Jaiden. Please God let us get Jaiden.
And some bubble wrap for Kupp and Stafford
I’d gift that to Matt Ryan
I thought the cardinals needed batteries to keep Kylers Xbox controllers awake for when he's off the field. I guess that works too though
As a Patriots fan, I would give the team an archive of every camera angle of every classic Navy game along with the team playbooks. Belichick would spend the offseason absolutely enraptured by the classic film study and someone else could handle the draft and free agent signings. He'd finish just in time for OTAs, refreshed and energized for the new season.
We'd probably have some weird wingback plays once a game, but otherwise it's the cleanest way to get the glory of Coach Belichick without the pain of GM Belichick.
As a Saints fan, we need a pink slip for our HC and OC. I am tired of people blaming Carr for our problems. There's so much you can do with coaches with a combined seven brain cells.
Who dat but that is true who dat
Ong as a saints fan get rid of pete
That’s Dennis Allen football for ya
@@fuhbox a defensive head coach that can’t coach defense
@@BigMan0317 i wonder what other hc that reminds me of… oh wait he got fired
As a Panthers fan that better not be a minimum amount gift card because we got a lot to fix over here
Not sure how to feel as a Lions fan about our gift. I think just having Sam Laporta is gift enough!
Also wouldn't that mean they would have to kidnap Taylor for this to happen?
Why would we want Taylor?
@@nathanielsmith5976If The Lions had her, they’d finally get some calls going their way.
We already have our own Taylor, Taylor Decker.😂
The best thing that someone could give the Lions for Christmas is a win against the Minnesota Vikings so the Lions could win their first division title in 30 YEARS!
As a niner fan that crack about Cowboys jerseys was on point and needed to be said 😂.
I was born in 1972 and grew up as a part of the rivalry that started between the two teams around the time. To say that the two teams haven't gotten even one Super Bowl trophy between them in a combined 55+ campaigns is surreal to me.
@ashleighelizabeth5916 a whole paragraph and you managed to add absolutely nothing to the conversion, that is amazing 👏 be proud of that you are a clever person and you have not only wasted our time but as you were casually writing a novel to basically say "hey everyone I am 50 something years old" without saying that your wasted time is that much more difficult to justify. Congratulations your today's "|$#!+ £u€k of the week"
@@adhamsmithninercards8133why?
Yeah and it was true 💀
0:09 dolphins
0:24 bills
0:37 patriots
0:46 jets
1:07 ravens
1:25 browns
1:41 Bengals
2:03 steelers
2:25 jags
2:51 colts
3:08 texans
3:17 titans
3:34 chiefs
3:41 broncos
3:55 raiders
4:06 chargers
4:50 eagles
4:59 cowboys
5:13 giants
5:18 commanders
5:32 lions
5:37 packers
5:48 vikings
5:55 bears
6:05 buccaneers
6:10 falcons
6:17 saints
6:21 panthers
6:33 40 whiners
6:55 rams
7:08 seahawks aka my fav team
7:21 Cardinals
Super Bowl 49
@@JKennedy0204 super bowl 48 👌👌👌
Super bowl 49 is the worst nightmare
What the hell did we do to you ohhhhhhhh week 13 got it
@@HowBoutThemCowboys_ you mean what the refs did to us
@@arnavmohan389 ehhh. Crazy Game tho. Thanks for beating the eagles. Or Rat Birds is what I call them
Bengals gift should be a solid O-Line
As a Panthers fan we should have been David Tepper selling the team 😂
Yes, someone needs to get him to stop Teppering with OUR team.
I think our gift should just to have this year end early.
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Dude I love jack links, so happy you got them sponsoring you, it's perfect
we need a Benchwarmerbran/Wyattzworld/Tom Grossi collab
No Brandon Perna?
@@LeCommieBoi The internet might just collapse if you throw Perna in there too.
@@LilyMaeBlossom True dat.
This is very true
As a Falcons Fan, Army Training was perfect 😂
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As a Steeler fan that would be the perfect present for us! A wide receiver that’s good AND WITH SOME DAMN SENSE!!
As a giants fan I agree with your decision on our gift, Tommy is better then Daniel by a MILE.
That's what I'm saying bro. It should have been cutlets for Tommy Devito
And cheaper
As a bengals fan, thank you so much
As someone who works with birds for a living, I appreciate you wanting to change the Seahawks mascot, and I have to agree that the Seattle Skuas would be wonderful
Bro the “ho ho ho” had me rolling for no reason
Definitely did have me laughing
Brandon pls start every video with thst
As a niners fan, I would like to see CMC win an MVP sometime in his career
Panthers fan- same. I think it's gotta be him or Hill. None of the QBs deserve it over them imo
I would sacrifice either of CMC or Purdy winning MVP to get Kyle COTY though
As a bears fan, a hypothetical harbaugh has never sounded better
Happy Holidays, Benchwarmers!!🎉
I love that Bran keeps coming up with the most clever and witty stuff to say. Keep up this great work, love your videos!
Loved the Lions gift. Fantastic work.
The Tyreek one is crazy
Bro bran been pumping out that content. Your doing great bruh
As a Lions fan, our present has to be us at least getting to the championship game, maybe even a Super Bowl because we haven’t made one yet💀
Would love to see this for the NBA
For the Pistons: 2 more losses so they can set the record for worst team ever and join the 2008 Lions. 😂
As a Lions fan, I appreciate the love to LaPorta and the shade at Kelce
Love this dude
Thanks for making such good content!
Branta clause is tuff
Bran always finds a way to give us a good laugh. Good gift idea for each team going into Xmas! Pats fan here, they also need a luck charm.
0:00 Yo thanks for the shout out to my mother! Much appreciated! 🙏 🙏 🙏
A new mascot for the Seahawks? How about a University of Washington (the one in Seattle) quarterback? Love Geno but would really like to see Penix Jr under the tree. Hell, if he keeps playing like he is, Jake Browning is also a good option
So generous of him!!!!
Fully agree on the Shane Steichen blank check, sign him for LIFE for the stuff he's done in Indy
Imagine what this man is gonna do with a healthy AR, it's gonna be nuts
Shoehei was already playing in LA!!!!!
"Shohei Ohtani is in their city now" poor Los Angeles Angels, completely deserved but feels bad
Came here looking for this I was like wait what?? He’s been in LA, I wanted them to go to Vegas, but the A’s beat them to it
As an Eagles fan, I think we need Dan Lenning as our DC and we need to steal Todd Monken from Baltimore. And maybe adding McConkey, Bullard, and Lassisster will help as well. We just need more Dawg related people!
Wyatt’s gift to you was this video idea
Wyatt’s the homie, but I’ve had this idea in the holster for a while. Just so happened that we uploaded em like a day apart 😂
As an eagles fan, I want Shane Steichen back for Christmas
Sadly Tyreek isn't even the worst offender, Xavien Howard currently fighting 4 paternity suits lol
That Washington line was cold😂
As a Vikings fan we need a history book, so that we dont repeat the past and pull a Brett Farve on Aaron Rodgers
I love how the Lions one wasn’t even bad but really a compliment 😂
As a falcons fan I would give them Jayden Daniels or any other qb except for Ridder and maybe a new coach as a stocking stuffer
As a cowboys fan I think we need a note to be cautious while eating and really doing anything cause we keep choking
Love your videos, and as a Raiders fan, I agree, lol
The Broncos gift had me in hysterics
Merry Christmas
As a Steelers fan all I want is a pink slip for our entire coaching staff
I still question how your coaching staff thought it was a good idea to not run the clock against the Bengals. As a Bengals fan, I was just waiting for the Steelers to stop throwing incompletes and just march on us for a quick and easy 41-11.
This is hilarious!
As a 49ers fan, the MVP for Purdy.
Fax on the Texans.
Keaton Mitchel and dobbins
You nailed it!!! He needs to know where the line is to line up!! I would stick with what you gave my team the Chiefs with a coloring book so that they learn where the lines are to properly line up!!!
I love how the lions of all teams were the only ones he didn’t roast
Best RUclipsr in my opinion
The Aaron Rogers dog muzzle joke had me dying😂😂😂
As a D-Boys fan I'm lmao with the retro electronics
7:03 As my friend reminded me tonight... HE ALREADY WAS!!!!!
Ok that Saints joke was funny 😂
As a Lions fan I completely agree with that gift
REAL BEST TIGHT END IN THE NFL
GO LIONS
You should get the Cowboys an engraved plaque of the infamous poem "Casey at Bat." Cause that's just our situation. We play decently during the season, manage to squeak in, get our hopes up, but then strike out when it matters most.
that ohtani joke almost made me spit my toast out good one lol
Wyatt’s gonna get you for this one 😭
The Seahawks would like more packs of gum for Pete Carroll
Bears: a real o-line
As a chiefs fan, i'd give them some towels... so they can wipe the butter off their fingers
loved the video! love these long form videos. they're great.
Best ones were dishwater to replace Bowles and mechanic to fix Carr
Cardinals: a Defensive Linemen
Falcons: a belt for each player to whoop Arthur smith’s ass
Ravens: One year of being fully healthy
Bills: Prime Von Miller
Panthers: Weapons to threaten David Tepper to sell the team
Bears: Marvin Harrison Jr.
Bengals: Joe burrow to be ambidextrous
Browns: a full refund for Deshaun Watson’s Contract
Cowboys: a elite player so they can actually beat a winning team
Broncos: a Defensive Linemen
Lions: A super bowl win
Packers: a new DC
Texans: a playoff spot
Colts: a one year immunity potion for Anthony Richardson
Jaguars: Time Machine to pick someone else for the 2022 draft
Chiefs: a wide receiver so Mahomes can stop bitchin’
Raiders: a offensive linemen
Chargers: Jim Harbaugh
Rams: a edge rusher
Dolphins: a Tight end for their explosive offense
Vikings: a metal achilles for Kirk Cousins
Patriots: Caleb Williams
Saints: a new coaching staff
Giants: a offensive line
Jets: a offensive line
Eagles: Therapy for your fans
Steelers: Drake Maye
49ers: A kicker
Seahawks: the legion of boom for one year
Buccaneers: Bruce Arians
Titans: Taylor Lewan
Commanders: a Rebuild
Tony Pollard, Dak Prescott, or Ceedee Lamb aren't elite?
Anyway as a jags I'm still kinda hoping that Walker works out. Such a missed opportunity
As a bengals fan I just found something to add to my Christmas list
All I want for Christmas is an NFC North division title
As a Packer fan, that was far better than anything I expected😂
Merry Christmas Eve
I'm surprised he didn't go a COD Kyler murray route with the cardinals 😂
As an eagles fan I want to give them a pop Warner coach so they can go over the basics and fundamentals of tackling
As a Packer fan, the blender was an amazing gift. Thank you!
Berry blender
3:41 my Denver bros
As a Steelers fan, can we have a new coaching staff?
Also,
Rudolph the Steelers qb
Has been overlooked for years
And if he does really good
Tomlin might be on his way out
All of the other teams
Used to call him trash
We never let poor Rudolph
Play in any Steelers games
Then really close to Christmas Eve, coach t came to say
Rudolph it’s is your time, show the fans that you can shine
Then all the Steelers loved him, as he led them to a win
Rudolph the Steelers qb
You’ll make everyone happy
As a falcons fan I think author smith shaving his mustache is the beginning of a chain of events that will lead to a falcon post season
dog muzzle for rodgers is crazy😅😅
The best gift the Eagles could get would be Bill Belichick as the Defensive Coordinator
The mechanic joke was too good
Brilliant.
Could Minnesota please have some Robocop legs for Kirk Cousins. That way we never need worry about his Achilles tendons ever again, plus he could become a mobile quarterback (imagine trying to bring down somebody with Robocop legs), PLUS he would be able to take over all kicking duties so the Vikings never miss an extra point or field goal ever again.
As a saints fan I would gift Dennis Allen a one way trip to a therapist so he can talk out the mistakes he has made (he should have been a Tulane coach )
Nikola throwing it to AG in the red zone would be deadly and it’s just what the broncos need.
“For the Denver Broncos, Nikola Jokic.”
I fuckin died 😂😂😂
As a giants fan, I just wanna make our hero happy. Get Tommy D some home cooked chicken cutlets.
You have to do an AFC South check in! As a Texans fan we need more love😭😂
The name puns are actually wiillld
5:55 Mike Tomlin
I love your channel
Why everyone acting like shohei wasn't already in LA? 💀
i would give the rams a fountain of youth so stafford and donald won’t age
Thank you for the blender we will use it
7:22 Conspiracy? Have *you* ever seen two birds in one stone at the same time?
Branta Claus is coming to town! 🤣