Why Germany and Japan Don't Ally...

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @arpitverma784
    @arpitverma784 Год назад +584

    THEY SAID MY AUTISIM WAS WEAK AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

  • @TypologyTable
    @TypologyTable Год назад +414

    Dankus casually threatening Bo with paratroopers at the start

  • @Ponter
    @Ponter Год назад +514

    Dankus speed running the tommy Kay arch: Balding, washed japan, casting hoi competitive

    • @JustF4211
      @JustF4211 Год назад +11

      how is he balding lol ???

    • @Mat-cf7xj
      @Mat-cf7xj Год назад +41

      @@JustF4211 he''s malding

    • @MrElrondmcbong
      @MrElrondmcbong Год назад +4

      i actually spat out my food, thanks for the laugh bro xD

    • @JustF4211
      @JustF4211 Год назад

      @@Mat-cf7xj lol

  • @Xeem_Pad
    @Xeem_Pad Год назад +338

    My naval bombers in SP: 5 bombers shot, 1% of DD damaged.
    USA's naval bombers in this MP: 0 bombers shot, 6 large ships sunk

  • @ThinkingOutLoud1.1
    @ThinkingOutLoud1.1 Год назад +233

    Did anyone else notice that Germany had 75 factories on radio equipment with over 100k + in stockpile ? Somebody was throwing big time LOL

    • @Ghost-yv9zh
      @Ghost-yv9zh Год назад +1

      It was 15k

    • @ThinkingOutLoud1.1
      @ThinkingOutLoud1.1 Год назад +34

      @@Ghost-yv9zh still. I feel like if each country had a macro and a bunch of micro coops, they would be a lot better games. Like 5 ppl per country.

    • @MaXiMoS54
      @MaXiMoS54 Год назад +28

      All I noticed was that only Yugoslavia and Germany were there guarding for D-Day. Like where the hell is Spain and Italy hello? Where is anyone?

    • @Ghost-yv9zh
      @Ghost-yv9zh Год назад +9

      @@MaXiMoS54 I think Italy was in Africa (I forget but Bo has a video of this match and he was Italy) but the other minors near the end had their team complaining since they weren’t doing much outside of I think Bulgaria

    • @ThinkingOutLoud1.1
      @ThinkingOutLoud1.1 Год назад +7

      @@MaXiMoS54 they need more coops and macro players. These games r getting to be hot garbage. I love dankus & his content but these games should be a lot better in regards to the research, economy, national focuses, and other decisions

  • @AtelierLaoshi
    @AtelierLaoshi Год назад +523

    This video was a huge relief, i watched the bo video first and it portrayed dankus as the manifestation of all their mistakes. Then here we see how axis took france in 38 and was afk until 42 where they did barb. 4 years of dankus being solo against the entire allies and the axis still failed barb miserably despite the 4 year buildup. Bo actually tricked me in to thinking dankus wasn't the best player in the game

    • @USELESSDCK
      @USELESSDCK Год назад +117

      ngl, Dankus still had no game impact, the allies were severly crippled in africa. Japan could have capitalized on that to prevent the allies from building up.

    • @mullerman1104
      @mullerman1104 Год назад +34

      The Danish snake

    • @wesleykill33
      @wesleykill33 Год назад +134

      @@USELESSDCKsolo holding a majority of the Allies should have given them enough time to do anything worthwhile

    • @MaXiMoS54
      @MaXiMoS54 Год назад +1

      Japan should never have any impact to begin with. You can't do anything with navy or air and have to suicide charge mountains or a river. Japan is much weaker since the man the guns DLC

    • @NateMcBrady
      @NateMcBrady Год назад +54

      @@USELESSDCKNo one seems to realize Japan has to develop an army/navy to do anything. The axis wasted 3 years of time letting Allies/Sovs build

  • @ryanpuri96
    @ryanpuri96 Год назад +92

    In the Axis’ defense, Dankus did drop the ball with his navy (which he admits in the video), which severely limited his ability to do anything. However he was rushed to early war & he had no coop, so hard to really find definitive blame. And in Dankus’ defense, the axis failed to keep up momentum on the Soviets after their ‘massive victories’ in Africa. They took too long to do anything, which effectively set Japan alone against the Allies + soviet volunteers for over a year in-game. Throws all around

    • @davedavidson4548
      @davedavidson4548 Год назад +15

      I mean just the fact that he's holding china and drawing US/commonwealth attention for so long is already way above par in terms of what a Japan should realistically be doing. Obviously losing his navy was a setback but in the grand scheme of things it wasn't really relevant.

    • @lactoseintolerant7074
      @lactoseintolerant7074 Год назад +3

      nice its a golden alt

  • @Blankskeen
    @Blankskeen Год назад +79

    Golden be like:
    Wastes time on Sealion
    Fails Barbarossa
    Doesn't fortify Atlantic Wall
    Blame everyone, but himself
    Classic Golden

  • @endzor
    @endzor Год назад +21

    i love when both dancus and bokoen drop videos about the same game, its fully describes whole game , from both sides (i mean europe , africa , asia)

  • @Vuosta
    @Vuosta Год назад +33

    Golden really had some fuhrer bunker moments at the end there lol

  • @alfatejpblind6498
    @alfatejpblind6498 Год назад +8

    Damn Dankus really has the patience of a saint to be dealing with that Germany

  • @Trex1n
    @Trex1n Год назад +45

    The USA carried the allies in that game the BO video made it look like everything was dankus fault but this gives some more perspective I think dankus could’ve done china better but he was dealt a crappy hand with new zealand carriers his navy getting nav bombed to death and canadian tanks in the raj

    • @bradenpeppenger
      @bradenpeppenger Год назад +21

      It’s because golden went 38 war so USA gets super OP

    • @lordderpington8021
      @lordderpington8021 Год назад +1

      @@bradenpeppenger I never realized the US got hefty bonuses in TFB if the war started early.

    • @niewiemjaksienazwac1652
      @niewiemjaksienazwac1652 Год назад +1

      @@lordderpington8021 i'd guess either straight out bonuses or just war tension.

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1 Год назад +4

      @@lordderpington8021 They don't. They get straight up bonuses when Japan joins the war. WHICH DANKUS DID IN 1940, 1 year ahead of time....

    • @ark_boomstik4657
      @ark_boomstik4657 Год назад +1

      Yea but it’s not dankus we fault
      He allies can’t micro the side of a barn

  • @NotevenpolishLMFAO
    @NotevenpolishLMFAO Год назад +4

    14:20 Braun Live Reaction:

  • @Pqgers
    @Pqgers Год назад +75

    The autism in hoi4 lobbies is worse than in a mental hospital

  • @turkabdulhamitci
    @turkabdulhamitci Год назад +17

    They said my heavy fighters were weak (they actually were)

  • @peterbc6129
    @peterbc6129 Год назад +9

    Honestly, although Bo's video misrepresents Dankus quite badly, Dankus didn't have to do an 'early war'. The Allies had Africa done, and if they weren't going to naval invade India or do Clown Front, then Japan has less reason to rush. Japan is alone in the Pacific against the entirety of the Allies, so he needs a good army and navy, and being forced into an early war meant Dankus had to eat rocks against a buffed USA.
    Granted, Dankus probably could of pushed as soon as D-Day happened, because all their attention would be there, but it wouldn't have done much except take some Indian Divs off, which weren't the problem, the US divisions were.
    Ultimately, this was 95% Golden's fault, for Early Warring, and not choosing to double down and just take out the allies totally. A 40 Barb is fine, but if they'd naval invaded India, they'd remove India and the allies from the Pacific except the US. The US in that case has to focus on the Pacific totally, or risk that War in the Pacific Debuff stopping D-Day. They'd never cap Australia, but just removing India, one of the largest manpower pools the Allies have, would of delayed D-Day.

  • @johnacer1727
    @johnacer1727 Год назад +18

    Bo's video is a lie. Dankus hold the line until end. They literally put the blame to Dankus! Thats outrageous.

  • @АрсенийГусейнов-ъ9э

    Ты лучший! Смотрю тебя уже год и не пропускаю ни единого ролика! Продолжай в том же духе Dankus!

  • @andrewmadden8824
    @andrewmadden8824 Год назад +36

    he asked his team to help invade. You know have game impact. They decided no were gonna build up for barb and fail it rather then play with the best micro player in an advantageous assault that would allow him to further help against USA. Maybe his fleet wouldn’t be dead if he was supporting naval invasions in India rather then getting permanent naval bombardement because his team refused to play as a team. Furthermore rather then being accountable for that, they took a 180 stance at the end of the game and say Dancus was the one not providing “ impact.” It’s my least favourite part about HO4 all these kids pent up on rules trying to establish cringey hierarchies as if the viewer isn’t going to notice this weird anti dancus protocol that’s so far from the truth but believed in a cult like fashion. My point being you could simplify this as Germany being a power hungry moron trying to do some nazi rp. It wasted what like 30 peoples time but at least he got to say fuck Dancus right. Literal children that will never grow up.

    • @scipioafricanus2212
      @scipioafricanus2212 Год назад +3

      This is why I don't play Hoi4 MP. The last Hoi4 mp game I played I got banned from for supposed game ruining. My crime was beating Germany as France by 1940.

  • @cbeezy225
    @cbeezy225 Год назад +2

    Literally Tommykay jr

  • @detroitdave9512
    @detroitdave9512 Год назад +4

    Dankus your content is actually legendary for all the memey shit you get

  • @TheEnginseer
    @TheEnginseer Год назад +2

    I think Golden might be a bit jealous of Dankus XD

  • @NO-AH562
    @NO-AH562 Год назад +1

    Bro this Germany has never been punched in the face, the way he's talking to you is evidence of that

  • @stonedtowel
    @stonedtowel Год назад +11

    They should add dockyard forts to protect ships, or at least for subs considering that existed back then. Having your navy blown up with green air is gay as fuck.

  • @Yrojrund
    @Yrojrund Год назад +9

    Literally what the hell were the axis doing from Africa to '42. Japan isn't meant to take punishment for like literally 4 ingame years this is riduclous. I don't blame Dankus for "losing" this, that was completely on the Axis for not capitalizing on the fact that THEY went early war and DIDNT DO EARLY WAR!! WHY???!???

    • @swacks7960
      @swacks7960 Год назад +3

      Dankus had 99% game impact, Germany was just coping so hard for not doing nothing for like 4 years

    • @BloodNothinglol
      @BloodNothinglol Год назад +2

      Its a classic Golden game

  • @4DAAGUA
    @4DAAGUA Год назад +2

    Most casual Hoi4 TBH game

  • @MrElement-nv6nu
    @MrElement-nv6nu Год назад +7

    37 seconds. I want my tortilla de patatas

  • @teunperebooms4814
    @teunperebooms4814 Год назад +4

    Legend has it that Canada is still putting tanks in the Raj

  • @niku4154
    @niku4154 Год назад

    Goldens "Leauge of Legends" is coming out every second he talks and it's just painful, man can not go 3 seconds in his life without flaming while wasting years letting the Allies build up and fumble Barb.

  • @dai-belizariusz3087
    @dai-belizariusz3087 Год назад +7

    im still unsure how axis lost this... basically soviets were just better then them?

    • @Blankskeen
      @Blankskeen Год назад +5

      Golden lost. End of story.

  • @smureho3673
    @smureho3673 Год назад +16

    truly a dankus japan moment

  • @wesleykill33
    @wesleykill33 Год назад +2

    They said my alliance was weak

  • @saver6131
    @saver6131 Год назад +3

    I can see the balding coming

  • @CommanderTavos99
    @CommanderTavos99 Год назад +4

    Why is everyone using the worse field marshal? He has 1 attack more, yes, but 10% less xp and 2 logistics less o.O

  • @bradenhetzel874
    @bradenhetzel874 Год назад

    Braun having the most normal autism attack

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 Год назад

    Lore of Why Germany and Japan Don't Ally... Momentum 100

  • @tomirk4404
    @tomirk4404 Год назад

    Is this tournament going to have edited vods, just raw streams posted on RUclips or neither? Just curious

  • @tommcduck7031
    @tommcduck7031 Год назад

    2:25 somg?

  • @jonidymeti5396
    @jonidymeti5396 Год назад

    They said my arms race was weak

  • @diegooliveira-vc6xi
    @diegooliveira-vc6xi Год назад +1

    what mod of hoi4 is this?

  • @calciumboy406
    @calciumboy406 Год назад

    play stellaris no balls, no hair, eyebrows gone

  • @somestuff7931
    @somestuff7931 Год назад +1

    How was the hair cut dankus

  • @jonathanhansen2280
    @jonathanhansen2280 Год назад +1

    How did the US build such strong nav bombers and how can I do it? Like they wiped out the whole Japanese fleet.

    • @swacks7960
      @swacks7960 Год назад

      It's just coordinated naval attacks by New Zealand and the USA, don't forget NZ also had carriers

  • @julianasche9494
    @julianasche9494 Год назад

    dankus no game inpact here lol

  • @lugerry
    @lugerry Год назад +1

    I haven't watched in a while
    Why is he in a new set up

  • @memesthememer766
    @memesthememer766 Год назад +2

    THEY SAID MY TRIPARTITE PACT WAS WEAK should be new title lol

  • @marcoaranghel3783
    @marcoaranghel3783 Год назад

    Bro i have a question, what is the name of the russian song that came on during the first seconds of the advertisment(please i've been loking for it for so long)

  • @Mr._Tree_Man
    @Mr._Tree_Man Год назад

    Why the f*** was the UK mad

  • @lemonke2.0
    @lemonke2.0 Год назад

    bruh i got the same ad by rise of kingdoms with madpat on this video and im tommys video from yesterday

  • @COALROCK8642
    @COALROCK8642 Год назад +1

    What mods they use? they exist for SP?

  • @L3FT2BURN
    @L3FT2BURN Год назад

    Seems to me Dankus just got torn apart by paper cuts.

  • @mussoIS
    @mussoIS Год назад +1

    Hi Dankus , what mod used in this tournament ?

  • @kagantekin201
    @kagantekin201 Год назад

    Dankus copium stocks must have depleted

  • @Gamer-is6ew
    @Gamer-is6ew Год назад

    Happens bro(whacked navy)

  • @t_gabiuel6058
    @t_gabiuel6058 Год назад +3

    14:33 Imagine being a grown ass man and screaming that loud over a video game lmao.

    • @lordderpington8021
      @lordderpington8021 Год назад

      Its braun lmao.
      There is nothing Grown or Man about him.
      Just unfiltered autism.

  • @douglee0
    @douglee0 Год назад

    They said his game impact was weak

  • @aprilecotton2060
    @aprilecotton2060 Год назад

    Man those guys saying no game impact, wouldn’t even play with them. Wtf did he do for 4 years as germany, i wish i knew about twitch, id sign up for TO. Might be one of best japan around

  • @rttpuy691
    @rttpuy691 Год назад +1

    Please, answer my question: What mod is it???

    • @ckadefoliat2882
      @ckadefoliat2882 Год назад

      might be the mod: Their Finest Bruh (TFB) or LW

    • @rttpuy691
      @rttpuy691 Год назад

      ​@@ckadefoliat2882Oh, don't be a fool, as i can see it is road to 56 or new ways, im not sure.

    • @ckadefoliat2882
      @ckadefoliat2882 Год назад

      @@rttpuy691 yea it might also be millennium dawn no? or maybe TNO

    • @rttpuy691
      @rttpuy691 Год назад

      @@ckadefoliat2882 shut up lol, didn't ask you.

  • @zquaputzi
    @zquaputzi Год назад

    Keep up the Contemt🤑

  • @romanfish133
    @romanfish133 Год назад

    Does anyone know what mode is this?

  • @ultimate.sensei9848
    @ultimate.sensei9848 Год назад +1

    THEY SAID MY SODAAAAAA WAS WEAK BUT THEN JOE BIDEN APPEARED

    • @swacks7960
      @swacks7960 Год назад +1

      THEY SAID MY JOE BIDEN MICRO WAS WEAK

  • @readdaer8819
    @readdaer8819 Год назад +1

    I like the mod what he use. what mod he using????

  • @NietzscheanMan
    @NietzscheanMan Год назад

    Mod list?

  • @dashinysnorlax7720
    @dashinysnorlax7720 Год назад

    Dankous Yayyay

  • @themadkerbal7701
    @themadkerbal7701 Год назад

    what mod is this

  • @vericujoaca4367
    @vericujoaca4367 Год назад

    what mod is he using?

  • @nano_zhenya2508
    @nano_zhenya2508 Год назад

    They said

  • @philadelphia.23
    @philadelphia.23 Год назад

    what is name of this mod?

  • @doofy453
    @doofy453 Год назад

    What is name of this mode?

  • @doughsoldier3744
    @doughsoldier3744 Год назад

    Casual dankus throw

  • @rttpuy691
    @rttpuy691 Год назад

    What mod is it?

  • @josephff451
    @josephff451 Год назад

    mod name?

  • @misterbeach8826
    @misterbeach8826 Год назад +7

    it is $1000, not 1000$. damn barbarians

    • @6th_Army
      @6th_Army Год назад +1

      But Canadian just looks, smells & feels better. Even last far longer too.

    • @SarajevoShotz
      @SarajevoShotz Год назад +3

      A THOUSAND DOLLARS NOT A DOLLARS THOUSAND FIGHT ME

    • @6th_Army
      @6th_Army Год назад

      @@SarajevoShotz Fight you? What idiot would disagree.

  • @theaveragecuber9498
    @theaveragecuber9498 Год назад

    You look like nick di giovanni

  • @unnul
    @unnul Год назад +1

    seeeeeeggggggggaaaaaaa

  • @sp_ninja_8326
    @sp_ninja_8326 Год назад

    Hi dankus

  • @ashothegod
    @ashothegod Год назад

    You could have pushed india sooner

    • @ckadefoliat2882
      @ckadefoliat2882 Год назад

      pushed or declared? if pushed, he couldn't he had too much stuff on him

  • @Kagami-ve5ps
    @Kagami-ve5ps Год назад

    rare dankus L

  • @slowismo
    @slowismo Год назад

    Давай русские субтитры

  • @MrRecycle1
    @MrRecycle1 Год назад

    28tg

  • @exotic2789
    @exotic2789 Год назад

    Oman

  • @edgejelly9443
    @edgejelly9443 Год назад

    ywes

  • @buns9022
    @buns9022 Год назад

    back away from the microphone
    you're blowing your damn audio out

    • @swacks7960
      @swacks7960 Год назад

      He's the blowmaster

    • @buns9022
      @buns9022 Год назад

      @@swacks7960 he is, his audio blows

  • @Leatly
    @Leatly Год назад

    Hello

  • @polishblackmarketpl7232
    @polishblackmarketpl7232 Год назад

    ❤❤❤

  • @zMage
    @zMage Год назад

    Xddd

  • @victhebig6526
    @victhebig6526 Год назад

    3 Minutes :)

  • @capelife2665
    @capelife2665 Год назад

    e

  • @judepowell3473
    @judepowell3473 Год назад

    Second

  • @huiallen2163
    @huiallen2163 Год назад

    First

  • @abdullahkhalid4155
    @abdullahkhalid4155 Год назад

    mod name?

  • @PanzerV21
    @PanzerV21 Год назад +1

    first