I Made Them Suffer with FORT ARMIES

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @bendoleen5458
    @bendoleen5458 Год назад +761

    Dankus using paratroopers without almost getting banned is something i never thought i would see

    • @lordphonix0994
      @lordphonix0994 Год назад +16

      in this it is no paras just more city stats

    • @SVP-uy9qb
      @SVP-uy9qb Год назад +9

      they can't paradrop anymore, they are basically specialsed units for urban tiles and alike

  • @KevVIII
    @KevVIII Год назад +501

    LOL I love how "good'ol Rambler try" is now the synonymous term for " I don't know what the heck I am doing but I will give my best effort"

    • @hellbach8879
      @hellbach8879 Год назад +27

      I feel like it more often implies that it's expected to fail

    • @DG0131
      @DG0131 Год назад +27

      Truly one of the rambler moments of all time

    • @cassu6
      @cassu6 Год назад +21

      Yeah pretty funny how it's become such a big saying in the HOI4 community

    • @USELESSDCK
      @USELESSDCK Год назад +8

      I don't get why he said it, I don't think console commands were used

    • @blazeeer1483
      @blazeeer1483 Год назад +3

      @@USELESSDCK what? 💀

  • @jisookim6904
    @jisookim6904 Год назад +198

    Australia in WWII had at one point over 10% of the total population under arms. And that's not counting the people employed in war-time production.
    Of a population of around 7 million 730000 people were in the armed branches and let's not forget that those 7 million include children, elderly and women. Of all those groups only a small percentage was directly in the armed forces, so about 50% of the men in fighting age were indeed fighting.
    For obvious reasons that wasn't sustainable, especially the lack of skilled labour put an immense strain on the economy so the first moment that the government thought the Japanese threat to the homeland wasn't imminent they downsized the armed services by about 40%. It's still crazy that a country with a population this tiny at one point had an army that nearly rivals that of today's PRC army in manpower.

  • @calebworkman7719
    @calebworkman7719 Год назад +399

    I like how people used to say Dankus can only play tanks but it turns out he’s just good

    • @SuperCaptainFail
      @SuperCaptainFail Год назад +51

      TommyKay on suicide watch

    • @lovablesnowman
      @lovablesnowman Год назад +83

      Dankus either carries his team or he plays so bad you question whether he has a mental disability

    • @petitchaton9677
      @petitchaton9677 Год назад +13

      Just not on uk lol

    • @dogdog2635
      @dogdog2635 Год назад +13

      @@petitchaton9677 wym he always baits Germany to Sealion

    • @friendlymods6567
      @friendlymods6567 Год назад +3

      ​@@dogdog2635😂 true true.

  • @aboi6638
    @aboi6638 Год назад +259

    I aspire to be as good as the UK in this game

    • @tetra.
      @tetra. Год назад +9

      Based pfp

    • @aizuuya
      @aizuuya Год назад +13

      If you're older than 5, you've probably already accomplished your goal!

  • @crashEPIC
    @crashEPIC Год назад +74

    I know the guy with the hungarian troll tanks. Bonafide chad with his builds. I'm glad other people are suffering him as well.

  • @snrken
    @snrken Год назад +79

    dankus really went from really low mic to not peak to extremely loud and low quality mic in 2 videos lol

    • @Arexsis
      @Arexsis Год назад

      I literally cant watch his videos anymore, my fucking ears man

    • @pedronabais1456
      @pedronabais1456 Год назад +8

      dankus and audio quality go like water and oil

  • @STURMLEITER
    @STURMLEITER Год назад +67

    "They said my forts are weak"

    • @Dwarfsayingwtf
      @Dwarfsayingwtf Год назад +1

      ... and then this happened? 😂

    • @STURMLEITER
      @STURMLEITER Год назад +4

      @@Dwarfsayingwtf certified dankus Micro esports alta Oman moment

  • @ParanoidAlaskan
    @ParanoidAlaskan Год назад +80

    The entire game was a giant allied major skill issue. The U.S and the U.K did absolutely nothing.

    • @datboi7893
      @datboi7893 Год назад +9

      Your comment sums up 90% of PMFU-based games.

    • @pedronabais1456
      @pedronabais1456 Год назад +5

      the thing is, who puts a mewbie as uk? the guy who chose the countries is the one at fault

    • @datboi7893
      @datboi7893 Год назад +6

      @@pedronabais1456 Most of the time the "meta people" are wehraboos who spam racist gifs in the NSFW section that pick Axis countries. Then the Allies are mostly random. Every once in a while the "meta people" pick Allies. 9/10 games are a complete stomp because these people form a group and only play together.

    • @pedronabais1456
      @pedronabais1456 Год назад +1

      @@datboi7893 yeah i messed a bit around with the eu4 mp but never with hoi4 besides videos
      then again obligatory all hoi4 players are racist so that doesnt leave much

    • @gamerdrache6076
      @gamerdrache6076 Год назад

      @@pedronabais1456 cap i m germany main and not nazi or racist

  • @chickennugget6056
    @chickennugget6056 Год назад +18

    “They said my mental illness was weak…”

  • @remi609
    @remi609 Год назад +43

    Dankus losing hair because his HOI addiction has made him ignore hygiene and the stress gained shaved atleast 25 years off of his life.

  • @mariadinoraaraujodossantos9891
    @mariadinoraaraujodossantos9891 Год назад +112

    UK Player on his way to throwing the game: 🚶

    • @katra5673
      @katra5673 Год назад +8

      Well not everyone can be the best at a game. Dankus has thousands of hours. Maybe the UK only has a couple hundreds. It's a game not a tournament, it's whatever. We all started somewhere.

    • @skanderbeg152
      @skanderbeg152 Год назад +15

      @@katra5673however, the way he talked about 'bokoen games' makes me think this is a competitive game with a high skill level, and this UK was apparently not up to par. I also understand if they are new to the mod, or first time on UK with the mod, etc, but it is still annoying for everyone else on the team if the major is throwing like that.

    • @ottercar1493
      @ottercar1493 Год назад

      That's why dankus needs breathing exercises haahha

    • @KleinesStein
      @KleinesStein Год назад +14

      @@katra5673you could say that, until the UK literally ignored complaints from everyone on the team by doing the thing they kept telling them not to do. There’s only so far “inexperience” can excuse your acts, beyond that you are throwing or just stupid and should not play mp outside of a close friend group vs AI so you can learn to play properly

    • @juliannolastname2442
      @juliannolastname2442 Год назад +1

      @@katra5673True, but you’d think in a game with a mod like this that a player on UK would have many, many hours. Hell, I played Germany in a casual game with a few randos in the HOI4 discord, and I had to claw my way to play because I had only 450 hours.
      Granted I ate shit that game, mostly because it was 1 am and I was exhausted, but still.

  • @MaxTheLegend_YT
    @MaxTheLegend_YT Год назад +36

    They said my Aussie was weak...

  • @SpiderClaw0com
    @SpiderClaw0com Год назад +5

    Should be titled "How The UK ARMIES Made Me Suffer"

  • @ЛъчезарСтоянов-ф6д

    0:45 this sounds familiar....

  • @t_gabiuel6058
    @t_gabiuel6058 Год назад +20

    They said my [INSERT UNFUNNY HERE] was weak.

  • @moon_spirit1
    @moon_spirit1 Год назад +3

    as an australian i can confirm this a certified dankus memecus moment

  • @drewdunham6189
    @drewdunham6189 Год назад +1

    0:45 nineeee… elevennnn 😮😮😮

  • @kurtis9366
    @kurtis9366 Год назад +1

    "3:07"
    -American civil war in a nutshell

    • @JL-XrtaMayoNoCheese
      @JL-XrtaMayoNoCheese Год назад +1

      No.
      Abraham Lincoln repeatedly stated his war was caused by taxes only, and not by slavery, at all.
      "My policy sought only to collect the Revenue (a 40 percent federal sales tax on imports to Southern States under the Morrill Tariff Act of 1861)." reads paragraph 5 of Lincoln's First Message to the U.S. Congress, penned July 4, 1861.
      "I have no purpose, directly or in-directly, to interfere with the institution of slavery in the States where it exists. I believe I have no lawful right to do so, and I have no inclination to do so," Lincoln said it his first inaugural on March 4 of the same year

  • @mr_confuse
    @mr_confuse Год назад +4

    The video description is a certified hood classic.

  • @GuardianMilsim
    @GuardianMilsim Год назад +5

    Tobruk 1941 Roleplay be like

  • @hehning8678
    @hehning8678 Год назад +31

    The UK was clearly the MVP in this game

  • @Lyrxside
    @Lyrxside Год назад +6

    I want to know what this UK was smoking 😂

  • @Gunnart
    @Gunnart Год назад +3

    Gordon Ramsey of hoi4

  • @Funmud
    @Funmud Год назад +3

    I keep finding your videos sooner after they upload

  • @BloodNothinglol
    @BloodNothinglol Год назад +2

    Rare Dankus Australia sighting

  • @alwarado
    @alwarado Год назад +7

    uk gorilla tactics meta

  • @samo1560
    @samo1560 Год назад +2

    They said my hairline was weak

  • @josephe9306
    @josephe9306 Год назад +1

    its crazy how germany lost after being in africa until jan 1942

  • @ricflairsayswoo5894
    @ricflairsayswoo5894 Год назад +1

    Sid from Toy Story Dankus

  • @carolinaandy5059
    @carolinaandy5059 Год назад +1

    This title reminded me of eu4. Dankus, you should consider getting into that as well.

  • @ranganesquik2920
    @ranganesquik2920 Год назад +16

    Thats easily the worst UK players ive seen

    • @cassu6
      @cassu6 Год назад +5

      Wouldn't have even been that bad if he would've actually communicated with his team. Especially when he is supposed to be the leader of the allies.

  • @deutscherrusse3466
    @deutscherrusse3466 Год назад +2

    How can you see how much equipment you destroyed?

  • @reflectivegaming9979
    @reflectivegaming9979 Год назад +2

    This might not be entirely a good idea, but what if Italy just spammed forts, can’t get through the alpine and use costal forts on the ports to try resisting naval invasions

    • @Prussia_
      @Prussia_ Год назад

      There is bombing from UK and US and other majors. Then you can use siege artillery against forts which basically removes them since you get iirc a 3pp% bonus to attacks. Then you can use green air and Cas to get another bonus. Then stack Intel to remove their entrenchment and they only have the defense buff from the mountains without anything else.
      For naval forts you can use shire bombardment for a25% debuff for the enemy and use previously mentioned strats to make them easier to invade
      Also italy isn't the best place to hold out. Yes you have the alps and sea but you are also need to defend more land against naval invasions and the keep holding the alps.
      Also depending in whether or not the mod you may use has the balance of power, you may get a civil war because you lost Sardinia and africa.
      Overall, you can pull it off but you will never break out or be able to actually do something.
      Just take the med and make a good dday wall.

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 Год назад

    Lore of I Made Them Suffer with FORT ARMIES momentum 100

  • @6th_Army
    @6th_Army Год назад +3

    How much did the axis pay the UK?

  • @kekscho-k7p
    @kekscho-k7p Год назад

    bro got the buzz cut

  • @KrizTheMan
    @KrizTheMan Год назад

    Mic is peakier than the fookin' blinders

  • @slyguythreeonetwonine3172
    @slyguythreeonetwonine3172 Год назад

    (0:45)
    *X-Files Theme Plays*

  • @lumielsilvermillon8921
    @lumielsilvermillon8921 Год назад

    Esport haircut tho

  • @modernth3896
    @modernth3896 Год назад +1

    Ussr guide 2 when

  • @IridescentIrene
    @IridescentIrene Год назад +3

    this might be the most insufferable UK I've ever seen

  • @forkii4122
    @forkii4122 Год назад

    And they said my Australia was weak

  • @alexmilakis1156
    @alexmilakis1156 Год назад +1

    Bro that UK player wtf is he smoking morphine or something lol

  • @Thesaxychase
    @Thesaxychase Год назад +1

    I’ve been balding since I was 18 it is a rip

    • @Thesaxychase
      @Thesaxychase Год назад

      All my points went to height and build so the hair got left out

  • @filip4333
    @filip4333 Год назад +2

    UK just installed game man

  • @friedhelminkursk503
    @friedhelminkursk503 Год назад +1

    D day dankus ALTA

  • @NoConn
    @NoConn Год назад

    They said my fort armies were weak

  • @AmericaIsACountry
    @AmericaIsACountry Год назад +1

    They said my dingo was weak

  • @cooldudecooldude9112
    @cooldudecooldude9112 Год назад

    What mods is he using I would like to know

  • @tymongrzadziel2033
    @tymongrzadziel2033 Год назад

    What mod are you playing

  • @Arez-hu6nr
    @Arez-hu6nr Год назад +1

    Cheese

  • @James-wg7pz
    @James-wg7pz Год назад

    “Slave labour? Bruh”

  • @farukakbayrak8599
    @farukakbayrak8599 Год назад +2

    what does ''alta'' mean? is it german?

  • @Wingnuts34
    @Wingnuts34 Год назад

    whats the mod

  • @xylixpachy9865
    @xylixpachy9865 Год назад

    Uk player was getting flamed 😅

  • @Ewalin1337
    @Ewalin1337 Год назад +1

    Mic please.

  • @GeneralLiuofBoston1911
    @GeneralLiuofBoston1911 Год назад

    Bruh this UK player

  • @nano_zhenya2508
    @nano_zhenya2508 Год назад

    W

  • @Boulders911
    @Boulders911 Год назад +1

    Was gonna watch this but the editor didnt fix sound

  • @megabytes6434
    @megabytes6434 Год назад

    What mod is this?

  • @Trever101
    @Trever101 Год назад

    You love to see it

  • @shannthemanandiplaygames4886
    @shannthemanandiplaygames4886 Год назад

    whats the mod?

  • @pedronabais1456
    @pedronabais1456 Год назад +1

    what is this, a dankus video where the music isn't 3 times louder than the voice???
    (also could u reupload last vid? it's legis unwatchable)

  • @justthadaniel4412
    @justthadaniel4412 Год назад +1

    esports

  • @Leatly
    @Leatly Год назад

    Hello

  • @gothia1715
    @gothia1715 Год назад

    Giga Joe Biden UK.

  • @4DAAGUA
    @4DAAGUA Год назад +1

    YEET

  • @Anonymous-_-69
    @Anonymous-_-69 Год назад +2

    They said my mic was weak

  • @LOUISFORTAINTeamICraftGaming
    @LOUISFORTAINTeamICraftGaming Год назад

    Fix mic please

  • @matejaradulovic1075
    @matejaradulovic1075 Год назад +3

    Ban that Uk from playing majors actually just ban him from mp dude is clueless and unresponsive.

  • @benashton9679
    @benashton9679 Год назад

    obligatory "what mod is this?" comment

  • @paddybickle3365
    @paddybickle3365 Год назад +1

    Hard to watch

  • @treyebillups8602
    @treyebillups8602 Год назад

    I had to watch on 5% volume because of very loud microphone literally unwatchable

  • @modernth3896
    @modernth3896 Год назад +1

    First

  • @lemonke4209
    @lemonke4209 Год назад +1

    Claim your here within a year ticket here (im not a bot just felt like typing this)
    👇

  • @MeatyTF2Mercs
    @MeatyTF2Mercs Год назад

    UK is like the Soft Underbelly of the Allies.

  • @adrianbt2619
    @adrianbt2619 Год назад

    When is navy germany

  • @HugaBugaUga
    @HugaBugaUga Год назад +2

    Which mod is that?

  • @DangerasTM
    @DangerasTM Год назад

    what mod is this?