I Joined a Noob Game as USA

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @iowsiam492
    @iowsiam492 Год назад +1678

    they....they said my...my usa...they said...

    • @krait5645
      @krait5645 Год назад +251

      The voices … they said… weak… weakness … the voices

    • @artos9406
      @artos9406 Год назад +33

      hahahah no way those memes are getting better and better each time

    • @Trever101
      @Trever101 Год назад +2

      ☹️

    • @kniazjarema8587
      @kniazjarema8587 Год назад +11

      sleepy joe

    • @professorhal8098
      @professorhal8098 Год назад +8

      Bo biden

  • @cameronsmith4827
    @cameronsmith4827 Год назад +676

    I felt bad for the new India. He played one hell of a game for someone that’s never done it before

    • @dr.skillz77mgpl92
      @dr.skillz77mgpl92 Год назад +17

      96 likes no replies?
      Lemme fix that!
      PS: Also I agree, it is always refreshing to see some new talented players in any video game!

    • @kw695lh
      @kw695lh Год назад

      @@dr.skillz77mgpl92bro RUclips commenters are cringe as fuck

    • @emmo.h7047
      @emmo.h7047 Год назад +13

      The guy could’ve been way nicer when telling him as well.

    • @Torpidosever
      @Torpidosever 10 месяцев назад +1

      Mod name ?

  • @magm.9921
    @magm.9921 Год назад +748

    Tommy Kay is in the game, Dankus: Noob Game

    • @Barakon08
      @Barakon08 Год назад +74

      W dankus moment

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 Год назад +41

      So? Dankus is right

    • @flukz.z
      @flukz.z Год назад

      tommykay is a noob

    • @Fran-yk6jo
      @Fran-yk6jo Год назад +33

      i mean tommy is not that good on hoi4 anymore like the old days

    • @saribey3375
      @saribey3375 Год назад +14

      Tommy is playing Manchuko which has no game impact

  • @berserker4940
    @berserker4940 Год назад +1014

    Playing a major in MP requires at least 1 coop. If you have air then you need 2 coops. These mods that add tons of research are cool for flavor and fun but create so much more tedious micro

    • @walker1tnranger
      @walker1tnranger Год назад +89

      Yeah, I miss vanilla where no one would have a co-op besides maybe the USSR

    • @ivanrykov8183
      @ivanrykov8183 Год назад +7

      What's the name of the mods?

    • @ManueL-sd9jl
      @ManueL-sd9jl Год назад +5

      ​@@ivanrykov8183their finest bruh

    • @berserker4940
      @berserker4940 Год назад +18

      @@walker1tnranger Indeed those were good. USSR and USA with a coop. Sometimes UK and Japan. That's all that's needed.

    • @12gark
      @12gark Год назад +32

      Yeah, as the US you basically need air/research, Asia and Europe.
      And the UK needs 2: army/research, navy+air, as a minimum.
      Same for Japan, you need 2 japan and 1 Manchu, 3 Germany minimum and 3/4 soviets.
      It's a huge amount of micro

  • @DirkusTurkess
    @DirkusTurkess Год назад +399

    Noob game?
    **Sees TommyK**
    Checks out.

  • @FourtoslavGenrikhovich
    @FourtoslavGenrikhovich Год назад +785

    Finally loving the naval meta, where your entire gameplay isn't decided in one deathstack vs. deathstack battle

    • @abusiveplaguedoctor
      @abusiveplaguedoctor Год назад +13

      Is this new naval meta a hoi4 update or the mod they're using?

    • @diceman3219
      @diceman3219 Год назад +71

      @@abusiveplaguedoctor mod

    • @idrisir1388
      @idrisir1388 Год назад +59

      Wait you don't like seeing who has more battleships and naval bombers

    • @snakeoil7089
      @snakeoil7089 Год назад

      @@diceman3219which mod

    • @Fran-yk6jo
      @Fran-yk6jo Год назад +3

      @@abusiveplaguedoctor its a system created by horst that tfb implemented

  • @junkoxeno_7734
    @junkoxeno_7734 Год назад +131

    dankus coming into some random guy's MP server and complaining why everyone isn't tryharding while he blasts hardstyle in the background
    then loses when he's playing in the bokoen competitive matches
    absolutely crazy

    • @siritio3553
      @siritio3553 Год назад +3

      Bokoen's scripts don't favour him

    • @johnroach9026
      @johnroach9026 3 месяца назад

      Its more just Dankus tunnelvisioning on a tiny area of the front. When he's against people who won't exploit you looking away from a front for 30 seconds, he wins hard, else he flounders (you see this when Dankus plays solo minors, like Finland or Romania. He'll be zoomed all the way in on a few tiles he's winning in, not realizing the entire front is collapsing around it)

  • @Sans-Table
    @Sans-Table Год назад +124

    Those Bulgarian tanks were like a midgame boss just showing up in a cutscene

  • @octopusguy5648
    @octopusguy5648 Год назад +186

    they said my brain damage was weak

  • @CarterMoore2001
    @CarterMoore2001 Год назад +32

    it amazes me that people know how to play this game so efficiently, while also playing online in real time.

  • @512TheWolf512
    @512TheWolf512 Год назад +48

    Any game dankus joins is a noob game by definition, by default. Cause dankus is in it.

  • @michaelthayer5351
    @michaelthayer5351 Год назад +148

    For US Elections the day people vote is always the second Tuesday in November as prescribed in the Constitution, because it was written before the 9-5 grind when everyone was farmers and could do what they wanted. But the actual selection of the president is done by the Electoral College in December when the various electors from each state convene and cast their votes, which align with the result of the popular vote in each state. Technically there's no rule in some states that the electors have to vote according to the will of the people, other than the Second Amendment of course.

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 Год назад +32

      Such an outdated system, completely unfit for a modern age

    • @Spoon47863
      @Spoon47863 Год назад +22

      W for being informative
      though let’s be honest Dankus can’t read

    • @danlorett2184
      @danlorett2184 Год назад +13

      @@512TheWolf512 No, it's necessary because of federalism

    • @mm-ez6xn
      @mm-ez6xn Год назад +1

      how does the second amendment do that?

    • @michaelthayer5351
      @michaelthayer5351 Год назад +15

      @@mm-ez6xn It implicitly implies the possibility of armed revolt should the powers that be egregiously trample on the norms, rights, and customs of the nation.

  • @cptcatf1sh
    @cptcatf1sh Год назад +51

    They said my voices were getting louder…

  • @Qwerty-of4cy
    @Qwerty-of4cy Год назад +37

    I joined a noob game: Tommy, DP etc. rn

  • @AmericaIsACountry
    @AmericaIsACountry Год назад +7

    25:36 "let's look at dankus' tanks. Yup, those are some good tanks."

  • @sg_kerb
    @sg_kerb Год назад +50

    tommy has such main character syndrome its crazy

    • @uckbritley1305
      @uckbritley1305 Год назад +46

      Most self-aware Dankus viewer

    • @blizyon30fps86
      @blizyon30fps86 Год назад +4

      As if Dankus doesn’t lmao

    • @sirarthurwesley3464
      @sirarthurwesley3464 Год назад +1

      @@blizyon30fps86 dankus is not all the day coping thinking he is the best and when someone goes to fight him says ''Its because im dankus im a streamer and they wanna troll me''

  • @6th_Army
    @6th_Army Год назад +35

    People seem to not like a 7 hour mp game.
    When my friend & I play we normally aim for 5 hours but end up calling it around 7-10 hours in or 1950. They normally overlap though.

    • @illican
      @illican Год назад +11

      >1950
      what on EARTH

    • @6th_Army
      @6th_Army Год назад +9

      @@illican For some reason. Whenever I play, even if all I do is sit in south america doing nothing. The world ends up finding a way to get so messed up that wars simply don't end.
      Germany has 40million casualties? Well to bad. They're ready to take another 40.

    • @rxinpharoah
      @rxinpharoah Год назад

      @@illican i hope he has the Road to 56 mod on or the game would just eventually get boring

  • @akdele5
    @akdele5 Год назад +40

    every day i see dankus transform into a russian zoomer, now we see his chain

  • @epicguy6343
    @epicguy6343 11 месяцев назад +1

    Bro said "43 D-day".... My brother in Christ, do you know when the actual D-Day happened???????

  • @DanielKi199
    @DanielKi199 Год назад +6

    Seeing Dankus play solo USA reminds me of the last time I played a comp game with Bokoen’s mod (TFB) as a solo USA.
    I did pretty well. I actually maxed infra in all the aluminum/steel states instead of building civs. Didn’t build a single civ actually since you can get 50 from focuses alone and too many USA players civ greed in this mod (which is the worst thing you can do).
    Built up to 100 dockyards (UK was struggling with his fleet and I needed a navy to beat the Japanese and Italians). Rushed for 1939 ships and had two modern fleets with BCs, CVS, CLs, and DDs. Easily destroyed the Japanese with it (I have a spreadsheet for different fleet comp due to the new TFB fleet command limit was implemented).
    Had 280 mils by war (December 41). I had a very solid build and was ready to D-Day by 43 with 70 infantry divs (quality AT bricks), marines and Amtracs (about 20), and 12 tanks. Problem was, Russia was dead by mid 42… so no D-Day was possible as the Russia died before we could make progress in the west :/.
    Did hold out against Japan pretty decently. It took japan four tries to take Guam, and only because I was looking at India to put up air and help him counter a naval invasion. It was me running solo USA vs two japans and a Manchu… so yeah.
    With my build, I still get about 400 civs (focuses and trade), and have 280 mils and 100 dockyards by war (enough to pump out two whole modern fleets built from scratch, a few hundred planes, and 80 divisions for Asia).
    I actually appeared in one of Dankus’ videos and played with him a few times in HMM and ElWolf, so that’s cool. It’s nice to see his build and his take on USA.
    Edit: also noticed that he built a port on a plains tile on Guam. Oof. I like to build level two ports on every tile but that one in Guam because it’s much easier for them to take it (other tiles are jungle, hills, and mountain). Especially if Japan goes long war, which damages coastal forts immediately about declaration of war.

  • @jooksin6244
    @jooksin6244 Год назад +5

    Actually nice seeing Tommy in the mp games now

  • @hughburda4490
    @hughburda4490 Год назад +3

    WAR ECO, “you’re on the Allie’s.”

  • @Ok-but
    @Ok-but Год назад +25

    They said my patriotism was weak

  • @iverson1016
    @iverson1016 Год назад +30

    Dankus crushing noobs nothing new

  • @totsamiysanya
    @totsamiysanya 2 месяца назад

    Ah yes, 2 guys that completed the Ragnarok 1937 challange - Completely noob game

  • @lilloverboy21
    @lilloverboy21 6 дней назад

    old video but still shows why you are or one of the best hoi4 players of all times man love watching and learning o7

  • @gutentach6613
    @gutentach6613 Год назад +7

    I have to hear chickenlittles voice in discord already why in dankus Video fr 💀

  • @remi609
    @remi609 Год назад +14

    What does classify as "pro" game for dankus?

    • @juanon_industries7256
      @juanon_industries7256 Год назад +3

      Habbibi, g*lden, lennard, dankes(no more players, they annex every other minor or ai)

  • @fki7559
    @fki7559 Год назад +1

    used to play this multiplayer back when the game came out, thought it was competitive then, watching this now i think id just give up lol

  • @igortytarenko9136
    @igortytarenko9136 Год назад +1

    19:55 I am not alone with them. It is THEM ALONE WITH ME!!!!

  • @appleemperor3820
    @appleemperor3820 Год назад +3

    I like the fact Tommy’s stream looked in 4k HD quality and Dan Dan here is the opposite 😂😂😂😂😂❤😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RedLogicYT
    @RedLogicYT Год назад +11

    Dankus hard carried here actually. Usually he over exaggerates his impact on the game, but he totally carried on both fronts this game 😮

  • @official_commanderhale965
    @official_commanderhale965 Год назад +4

    All those open tiles in the invasion of Germany, but Germany had no divs to spare.

  • @12gark
    @12gark Год назад +10

    Great build, clearly impossibile to micro alone. But great game nonetheless, but clearly a lot of inexperienced player, especially on the allied minors and Russia dying very quickly.

  • @pospirommel9981
    @pospirommel9981 Год назад +3

    how can dankus be batman when im batman ?

  • @redactedredacted4505
    @redactedredacted4505 Год назад +1

    Heya, what mod/s were you using?

  • @Ypsilon66
    @Ypsilon66 Год назад +14

    They said my United states of America was weak

  • @johnsharle9011
    @johnsharle9011 Год назад +7

    i love dankus

  • @SoulStormZero
    @SoulStormZero Год назад +3

    for the love of god, can you please list the mods your using

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 Год назад +1

    Lore of I Joined a Noob Game as USA momentum 100

  • @fleshygd9661
    @fleshygd9661 Год назад +1

    Quick question. Where do you find these Noob games?

  • @MrDead00
    @MrDead00 Год назад

    Soviet losing barb itself and coping abt barb, what a kid

  • @Mats_shiny_psyduck
    @Mats_shiny_psyduck Год назад

    01:20 AHHH NOT AC 130 JUMSCARE

  • @GorrilazWarfare
    @GorrilazWarfare Год назад +1

    the different perspectives make the video

  • @maotlenu4847
    @maotlenu4847 Год назад +1

    At least i can say that the game ended with japan owning Hawaii

  • @MrTeddy12397
    @MrTeddy12397 Год назад +1

    THEY SAID MY NOOB GAME WAS WEAK

  • @Mr_OogaBooga
    @Mr_OogaBooga Год назад +1

    They said my USA was weak...

  • @bluthut5576
    @bluthut5576 Год назад +5

    They said my eagle was weak

  • @justaperson3910
    @justaperson3910 Год назад +6

    Just wondering what mod they are using

  • @no-nx3ip
    @no-nx3ip Год назад +1

    No wayy he read chat for once

  • @BOREDC0W
    @BOREDC0W Год назад +1

    Why does this guy who won various oficial tournaments playing with newbies?

  • @endzor
    @endzor Год назад +1

    2:45 isn't relief of command basically better?

    • @Fran-yk6jo
      @Fran-yk6jo Год назад +1

      you pick the other one for command power, so you can send attaches and pick the chief of army

    • @endzor
      @endzor Год назад

      @@Fran-yk6jo fair

    • @DanielKi199
      @DanielKi199 Год назад

      @@endzoror the USA in TFB, you get no command power until like 38. By picking Professional Army Command, you gain a trickle of command power which allows you to send an attaché to China months earlier (which is crucial for focus and XP).
      You switch to Relief of Command when you start assigning your army advisors and after your attaché, as Dankus mentioned. It’s what I do as well.

    • @endzor
      @endzor Год назад

      @@DanielKi199 thx for more context of the mode

  • @lynxgaming3664
    @lynxgaming3664 10 месяцев назад

    Dawg you said noob game this is leagues above where i am XD

  • @oak8626
    @oak8626 Год назад

    What mod is this? It reminds me of the old World war Bruh or total war MP mods

  • @lactoseintolerant7074
    @lactoseintolerant7074 Год назад +4

    this russia co-op really tryna get is cheeks spread by dankus like tim💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @wesley_4444
    @wesley_4444 Год назад

    I love his usa videos

  • @Box_plot
    @Box_plot Год назад

    What mods are you guys using?

  • @goofyahhproductions-do8tu
    @goofyahhproductions-do8tu Год назад +1

    Fresh trim

  • @chasepup8591
    @chasepup8591 Год назад

    why is the us focus tree so different along with the fact that he has over 400 factories at the start of the game? Is it different for multiplayer or?

  • @lubieplacki192
    @lubieplacki192 Год назад

    what is the mod/dlc for usa that he is playing

    • @lubieplacki192
      @lubieplacki192 Год назад

      or even just the mod cuz its freacking huge

  • @ertugbatr8410
    @ertugbatr8410 Год назад +1

    which mod?

  • @homelessemperor-o9j
    @homelessemperor-o9j Год назад

    What is the name of the mod they are playing with?

  • @tricot6468
    @tricot6468 Год назад +1

    I continue to have brain rot help

  • @saulgallagher5668
    @saulgallagher5668 Год назад +3

    "Noob game"
    TommyKay, mods, co-op is Sega
    Hmmm idk Dankush

    • @sirarthurwesley3464
      @sirarthurwesley3464 Год назад +4

      tommykay is a noob, mods have nothing to do and well about sega...

    • @alwarado
      @alwarado Год назад +1

      discard on the uk too

  • @akanabahi
    @akanabahi Год назад

    THEY SAID MY EAGLE M4A1 WAS WEAK 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊

  • @woxbe1851
    @woxbe1851 Год назад +1

    what mod is this?

  • @maverick4761
    @maverick4761 Год назад +1

    2:40 no pp :(

  • @RahulDevanarayanan
    @RahulDevanarayanan Год назад

    Why focus on BB's instead of CV's and standoff engagement in your fleets?

  • @gabri-immortale
    @gabri-immortale Год назад

    So tommybetsgaygingerkay is a noob now? Lol

  • @crowneproductions9908
    @crowneproductions9908 Год назад +6

    As a guy who has been playing Hearts of Iron since like 2005 (or whenever HOI2 came out) this is cute watching these children play and master HOI4.

  • @АйратНагимов-р7д

    JOE BIDEN, JOE BIDEN!!! WAR ECO! LMAOO

  • @dinosauro_antico
    @dinosauro_antico Год назад

    Hi Dankus can I know what mod do you use for hoi4?

  • @erich6336
    @erich6336 Год назад

    Why the heck has video been recommended 3 times?

  • @fhaattht
    @fhaattht Год назад

    bro keeps joining noob games

  • @slntarts4163
    @slntarts4163 Год назад +1

    Mods?

  • @joeymeredith2888
    @joeymeredith2888 Год назад

    Where do we find the mod?

  • @cacabaca3457
    @cacabaca3457 Год назад

    USA said my weak is they

  • @temmieruko5638
    @temmieruko5638 Год назад

    @Dankus Memecus, What Snus do you take or prefer?

  • @thauththauth
    @thauththauth Год назад

    What mods are they using?

  • @cheavy.6386
    @cheavy.6386 Год назад

    Tell me the name of the mod for the game please

  • @TheTeaMan-ex6nk
    @TheTeaMan-ex6nk Год назад

    What mod is this

  • @jacobholden2030
    @jacobholden2030 Год назад +4

    I think the allies this game wanted it to be truly historic for WW2 and let USA get the job done.

    • @gagagagagagagaism
      @gagagagagagagaism Год назад

      But it is clearly the soviets who won the war historically

  • @kooishicool7497
    @kooishicool7497 Год назад

    Just let them have fun

  • @carlossoares8384
    @carlossoares8384 Год назад +3

    They said my USA was weak

  • @csakpetigaming
    @csakpetigaming 9 дней назад

    Can anyone tell me what mods are they using I wanna try it :D

  • @tabsi_1056
    @tabsi_1056 Год назад

    What Mod is this?

  • @ivanthegod49
    @ivanthegod49 Год назад

    whats the mod

  • @haus16a
    @haus16a Год назад

    dancus minecraftcus

  • @mini7403
    @mini7403 Год назад

    what '' mod '' is this?

  • @kintama661
    @kintama661 Год назад

    What is this mod

  • @greentea203
    @greentea203 Год назад

    when you say ''noob game'', you meant streamer and youtuber games right?

  • @drakez2332
    @drakez2332 Год назад

    They said USA was the Voices

  • @muremuresen3725
    @muremuresen3725 Год назад

    they said the voices was weak

  • @chucksblacksmithing9499
    @chucksblacksmithing9499 Год назад

    The US election is always in Nov in real life but this game is wrong.

  • @senicone7816
    @senicone7816 2 дня назад

    thanks for telling me of your malpractices, will be reporting you!

  • @thoronirgros188
    @thoronirgros188 Год назад +1

    Is Dankus still the best heart of iron player? Been away for a while.

  • @bendemengamingenmeer
    @bendemengamingenmeer Год назад

    Mod name?

  • @danielflores2492
    @danielflores2492 Год назад

    Is it just me or did the quality of his vidoes drop?

  • @WolfXLP
    @WolfXLP Год назад

    My question is... how can i join to this games

  • @trinhdung8038
    @trinhdung8038 Год назад

    What mod is this guys :(