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When Bill says that in the end people will not care about Newsom's incompetence and that they will support him because of his looks, the audience does not seem to realise that he is talking about people like them; leftist morons who can see their country crumbling around them, but continue to elect the people who are destroying it.
In all fairness, Newsom's first wife got rid of him and his current wife slept with Harvey Weinstein to try and get funding for a film. While DeSantis has been married once and his wife seems classy and sticks with him. So maybe the good girls really like the serial killer smile better.
Ha! This guy is a legend. All you have to do is tell the American people what they want to hear or some sob story and they fall for it every time. @@DashingPartyCrasher
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Meh, it's a numbers game and neither party wants to lose any seats. Notice how nothing of consequence happened to the Democrat who pulled the fire alarm to prevent a vote from happening? That was definitely breaking laws and arguably more directly impacted the work of the House than any of Santos' shenanigans.
Dem pulled a fire alarm which he was admonished for and will be fined. Santos gained a seat in Congress and stole hundreds of thousands of dollars based on a lie. Another false equivalence.
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@Martina-qj3zf should I get me a 6 yr old bride? Oh don't forget mountain's are the tent stakes of the earth and keep it from shaking due to the big fish ... these are real things. Not jokes. The joke is MD
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I like Bill Maher and all and find him on point with most of the issues. What I don't understand though is why it seems he always turn a blind eye on Gavin Newsome.
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@MatthewTheWanderer no. The minority party should split into 3 parties, this way the GQP will keep a majority. But GQP reps will be desperate to leave for a different party.
Oh boy. A debate with a governor that should be making Vitalis commercials and a governor that is 10 light years behind Trump in the polls. I am surprised the sponsor didn't provide them with cow manure to throw at each other to make it somewhat entertaining.
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Hilarious monologue. We also lost George Santos. Hell be fine, if it’s one thing we know about him he knows how to write a resume. I didn’t even hear about Sandra Day O’Conner
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I may be wrong, but with some government contracts, you get paid monthly for the work that you are doing ahead of you. Hmm, yeah, maybe that's why they did it at the end of November. No December check forthcoming for George, but no paying back the November money.
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Dude if it was the dems just as many would prolly have all voted to keep their guy in.... no one has any "moral high ground" in American politics anymore, it is all just different means to different ends.
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When Bill says that in the end people will not care about Newsom's incompetence and that they will support him because of his looks, the audience does not seem to realise that he is talking about people like them; leftist morons who can see their country crumbling around them, but continue to elect the people who are destroying it.
I don’t think you understand how human dynamics work. That like saying it’s possible to be pro-Black and pro-KKK…you just want both sides to live with each other. Never. Gonna. Happen.
@@RaffineDebauche your logic sounds good but is fundamentally flawed. Being a member of the KKK is a choice. Being KKK is a choice to be intolerant of Blacks and others unlike you. Being Black is not a choice. Being Israeli or Palestinian is not a choice. Israeli and Palestinian people must learn to accept the rights of each other as human beings to exist and have opportunities in this life.
As Bill said some days ago, why do so many people think they have to have an opinion on everything - that they don’t really know anything about. Regarding Israel and Hammas, most of us should say the whole thing is terrible but admit we don’t know what should be done.
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@@Martina-qj3zf As it is not necessary to have an opinion on everything, it is not necessary to try to proselytize everyone. No thanks. Religion - any religion - is a major part of the problem.
to solve the housing problem in the US, how about if you own a 2nd home, then your property tax on the 2nd home is double. 3rd home, your tax is triple, etc....?
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@@Martina-qj3zf I can be a servant to no man who has ever walked the Earth. I serve only the Creator my God loves all good men no matter the religion judging them by their deed and forgive us for our frailties. My God is the God of all gods and all men and women bless you Allah and Buddha and those who have guided men in their Good lives and deeds
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Been like that for almost a decade now. Usually he turns on the audience at that point and berates them for being too politically correct or, more recently, 'woke', to have the courage to laugh at his - obviously, as he delivered it, flawless - joke. Bill just got completely broken by Trump (Bill really can't understand how Trump won, or more pertinently given the sizes of the egos involved: if Trump won, why doesn't he also get those ratings?) and he's little more than a dollar store Hannity these days.
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It would be interesting to see what WILL ROGERS & FDR would think if they saw BILL MAR and the subject matter of today. Living Today is like an episode in Rod Serling’s TWILIGHT ZONE.
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As oppose to the president who paid a adult movie star for a quickie and spanking with a magazine??? AND had his lawyer go to jail for paying her $300,000 to get her to keep quiet about it???
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Right so because Gavin Newsome is a pretty boy and charming that is the reason he should be elected ? If that is your criteria for electing a politician that explains Bill Clinton's reason for being elected because he is a slick Willy in more ways than one .
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@@Martina-qj3zf In the name of Odin I respond to thee . Lo there do I see my father . Lo there do I see my mother , and my sisters and my brothers . Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the beginnings . Lo they do call to me . They bid me to take my place among them , in the halls of Valhalla , where the brave will live forever . Odin , Odin , Odin
It's very obvious that he has two different sets of writers for the monologue, and new rule. New rule has been hilarious for years and the monologue has been crap equally
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You just described all Late NIght shows. The opening monologues are always the dopiest, most predictable jokes. They get them out of the way early as a crowd warm up so they can move on to the good stuff.
When Bill says that in the end people will not care about Newsom's incompetence and that they will support him because of his looks, the audience does not seem to realise that he is talking about people like them; leftist morons who can see their country crumbling around them, but continue to elect the people who are destroying it.
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When Bill says that in the end people will not care about Newsom's incompetence and that they will support him because of his looks, the audience does not seem to realise that he is talking about people like them; leftist morons who can see their country crumbling around them, but continue to elect the people who are destroying it.
When Bill says that in the end people will not care about Newsom's incompetence and that they will support him because of his looks, the audience does not seem to realise that he is talking about people like them; leftist morons who can see their country crumbling around them, but continue to elect the people who are destroying it.
Love both but since we are being honest I am not a big CA person politically. Much more Michigan or Nevada type. Much more mixed ideology. Working class. They really did a lot of groundwork in all the states so I am pleased to have assisted.
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Santos memoir: “My Life as the Longest Serving U.S. President Ever”
and how do you get to be longest serving president?
Forced smile like a serial killer...lol...that is the exact description of DeSantis 😂
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It is gruesome Newsom that resembles Christian Bale's character in "American Psycho".'
Newson is a entitled rich kid, who totally sucks at his job. But at least he is tall ? wtf
When Bill says that in the end people will not care about Newsom's incompetence and that they will support him because of his looks, the audience does not seem to realise that he is talking about people like them; leftist morons who can see their country crumbling around them, but continue to elect the people who are destroying it.
In all fairness, Newsom's first wife got rid of him and his current wife slept with Harvey Weinstein to try and get funding for a film. While DeSantis has been married once and his wife seems classy and sticks with him. So maybe the good girls really like the serial killer smile better.
Bill's monologue always gets me going here in early Saturday morning Finland.
Terve!
@@MatthewTheWandererTervepä terve!
Helsinki vs Aberdeen was a good football this week. Lots of snow😊.
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@@Cross-Carrier Nice to hear that! Although I have to admit I do not follow football at all :) But yes, lots of snow and apparently more on the way.
@@Grappapappa They had to stop the game to clear the park of snow so all the fans just sang Jingle Bells together for 15 minutes. Was very nice
Santos has a life that's a fabulous work of fiction and any resemblance to actual events is entirely coincidental.
Good riddance to utter trash, bye bye Santos. Enjoy prison scumbag.
Stop picking on old Georgie boy, he is just misunderstood 😂🤣
Billy Boy will not be remembered, just like Santos.
😂😂😂
@@hardcastle4419Alzheimer's ??
David Santos knows how to write a resume 😂
You mean George. Though on his next resume, he just may be David! 🤣And probably a new last name, too.
Ha! This guy is a legend. All you have to do is tell the American people what they want to hear or some sob story and they fall for it every time. @@DashingPartyCrasher
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@@Martina-qj3zf quit spamming
George santos isn't a shyster, he's shyster-ish
It’s Yiddish - scheister.
Santos is mostly peaceful.
Is he George-ish, or Santos-ish..?
He can't be both!
like how Obama is black-ish
Lol...George Scam-most is out. Enough said lol.
“Alexa, drop disco ball, and play Vogue by Madonna” - George Santos
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What gets me is most Republicans voted to keep him. Right. You don’t want to lose a high quality guy like that.
Meh, it's a numbers game and neither party wants to lose any seats. Notice how nothing of consequence happened to the Democrat who pulled the fire alarm to prevent a vote from happening? That was definitely breaking laws and arguably more directly impacted the work of the House than any of Santos' shenanigans.
Dem pulled a fire alarm which he was admonished for and will be fined.
Santos gained a seat in Congress and stole hundreds of thousands of dollars based on a lie.
Another false equivalence.
Most of us don’t really care. All I will say is this opens a Pandora’s box. Don’t think republicans in congress will forget.
Because dems would throw out any of their own with even a hint of corruption.
Edit: in case it's not obvious, this is sarcasm
Include Speaker Johnson.religious virtue isn't quite as important when MAGA needs votes.
Bill: “hey everyone!”
Audience: HA HA HAAA!! WOOOOO!!
Bought and paid for. Pretty sure I keep hearing same guy woohing every week 😂
No more words Just see and dream ...
🇺🇸 ❤️ Bill
Here in the Arctic Bill always starts my day off with a good laugh 😂
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😂 Never go fullretard dude!
Muhammad Ali #1 🥊
The jokes in this clip are outstanding!
Those were jokes ?
They are outstanding if you are a leftwing lunatic.
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@Martina-qj3zf should I get me a 6 yr old bride? Oh don't forget mountain's are the tent stakes of the earth and keep it from shaking due to the big fish ... these are real things. Not jokes. The joke is MD
If there was a "big show in the sky" to go to, Kissinger definetly wouldnt be there
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Thx Bill
"...all went to their reward in the sky..." Well, not Kissinger. 😈😈
he should have been in prison for the last 4 decades. But Americans honour people like him. That's why trump is still relevant there.
From the river to the sea, we will have no Christmas tree
gavin is a hoser
Can't wait for the Santos tell-all book in the fiction section of the local libraries and book stores.
I like Bill Maher and all and find him on point with most of the issues. What I don't understand though is why it seems he always turn a blind eye on Gavin Newsome.
Because, at his core, he's still a Democrat-supporting prop.
But Bill did say Newsom is a schemer who would screw your family. He only said that in a most polite way, like a girl who hates her friend.
@@FLPhotoCatcher100%
So ...someone who hasn't raped, cheated, lied, or tried to overturn a free and fair election isn't your thing?
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If there were 6 political parties in power in the house, 5 parties would've teamed up to remove George Santos.
The question is how, HOW do you convince America to consider more than just 2 parties?
I'm from South America. Trust me, you don't want 5 political parties, unless chaos is your kind of lifestyle.
@@AbbieFabbieBoBabbie By implementing a different voting system.
@barona404 I am American. I deserve to have my voice heard. My voice is silenced when there are just 2 parties to vote for.
@MatthewTheWanderer no. The minority party should split into 3 parties, this way the GQP will keep a majority. But GQP reps will be desperate to leave for a different party.
Oh boy. A debate with a governor that should be making Vitalis commercials and a governor that is 10 light years behind Trump in the polls. I am surprised the sponsor didn't provide them with cow manure to throw at each other to make it somewhat entertaining.
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Hilarious monologue. We also lost George Santos. Hell be fine, if it’s one thing we know about him he knows how to write a resume. I didn’t even hear about Sandra Day O’Conner
Wow, me neither, I thought she was already dead. Oops. Still, she was 93!
Was reported early evening today.
@@hardcastle4419Yeah, I loved it!
@@hardcastle4419 and your point IS?
@@MatthewTheWanderer 😱🥲🥲
"Turning everything into a brag about California" is how RHCP made their career.
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That Felons Galore joke was on Pod Save America
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@@Martina-qj3zf did you just deceive into muslimhood? 🤣
Fabulous Fabulist Bill
Stupid remark
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It's a start to end the corruption within the PEOPLES GOVERNMENT
So glad the writers' strike is over 🙄
No mention of Elon Musk telling Disney to go f%&k themselves. hmmm For me, it was the funniest story of the week.
Here I thought antisemitism in the news, here comes a bit about Elon. Nope. Bill has been a Musk bootlicker for a while
everyone would leave with Gavin.
If they kick you out of Congress does that mean you lose that lifetime pension and health insurance?
I think members of congress have to serve 5 years before they qualify for those pension benefits; George Santos didn't even make it a year.
I may be wrong, but with some government contracts, you get paid monthly for the work that you are doing ahead of you.
Hmm, yeah, maybe that's why they did it at the end of November. No December check forthcoming for George, but no paying back the November money.
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Yes
The fact that so many Republicans voted to keep George Santos in Congress tells you all you need to know about the Republican Party
Dude if it was the dems just as many would prolly have all voted to keep their guy in.... no one has any "moral high ground" in American politics anymore, it is all just different means to different ends.
I expected Newsom and DeSantis to challenge each other to a fistfight, since this seems to be how it goes with Republicans these days.
That could've been bad without Bernie Sanders there to break it up
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When Bill says that in the end people will not care about Newsom's incompetence and that they will support him because of his looks, the audience does not seem to realise that he is talking about people like them; leftist morons who can see their country crumbling around them, but continue to elect the people who are destroying it.
It’s possible to be pro-Palestinian AND pro-Israeli. They must learn to live with each other. Leadership on both sides have let the people down.
Maher is a bigot and dishonest about this. He equates caring about the lives of civilians on both sides as being "pro ham aa"
its not, go there before judge
I don’t think you understand how human dynamics work. That like saying it’s possible to be pro-Black and pro-KKK…you just want both sides to live with each other. Never. Gonna. Happen.
@@RaffineDebauche your logic sounds good but is fundamentally flawed. Being a member of the KKK is a choice. Being KKK is a choice to be intolerant of Blacks and others unlike you. Being Black is not a choice. Being Israeli or Palestinian is not a choice. Israeli and Palestinian people must learn to accept the rights of each other as human beings to exist and have opportunities in this life.
yes, when zionism is left out
As Bill said some days ago, why do so many people think they have to have an opinion on everything - that they don’t really know anything about. Regarding Israel and Hammas, most of us should say the whole thing is terrible but admit we don’t know what should be done.
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@@Martina-qj3zf As it is not necessary to have an opinion on everything, it is not necessary to try to proselytize everyone. No thanks. Religion - any religion - is a major part of the problem.
DeSantis must be kicking himself in the butt after this monologue.
Maybe he can transition and return to politics as Georgia Santos.
to solve the housing problem in the US, how about if you own a 2nd home, then your property tax on the 2nd home is double. 3rd home, your tax is triple, etc....?
George santos new show on Fox News is stating Monday
Stay tuned for the Broadway Musical -- SANTOS!
By Trey Parker and Matt Stone?
California has the fifth largest economy in the world compared to other countries.
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@@Martina-qj3zf I can be a servant to no man who has ever walked the Earth. I serve only the Creator my God loves all good men no matter the religion judging them by their deed and forgive us for our frailties. My God is the God of all gods and all men and women bless you Allah and Buddha and those who have guided men in their Good lives and deeds
0:18 “… all went to their reward in the sky…” ~ unexpected comment from an atheist
I gotta see the whole episode. Maybe tomorrow that will be uploaded.
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@@Martina-qj3zf The Fuck ?
@@Martina-qj3zf I only worship what I get paid to worship. COLD HARD CASH.
It's a little uncomfortable watching bill wait for laughs for a joke that doesn't hit.
If you're uncomfortable, don't watch.
Been like that for almost a decade now.
Usually he turns on the audience at that point and berates them for being too politically correct or, more recently, 'woke', to have the courage to laugh at his - obviously, as he delivered it, flawless - joke.
Bill just got completely broken by Trump (Bill really can't understand how Trump won, or more pertinently given the sizes of the egos involved: if Trump won, why doesn't he also get those ratings?) and he's little more than a dollar store Hannity these days.
worst studio audiences ever.
He would really be uncomfortable if his audience was a party of 1 and the 1 was me. 😴 🥱 💤
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We also lost Santos. no one is going to be upset that he will be going to the other place. with the the double toothpicks.
Santos will go write his autobiography😂😂or his memoirs as A FRAUD I MEAN FROG 😂😂
Make American great again put Trump in jail.
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BILL FOR 2024 ❤
Could see "felons galore " from a mile away 😊
What do Bill Maher and Donald Trump have in common?
Benjamin Netanyahu
Protesting the actions of the israeli government isn’t antisemitism.
Newsom did a great job as Mayor of San Fran, and he has been a great governor…. Said nobody.. ever…. But at least he is handsome….
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This is how you do a political monologue, attacking all sides equally and being funny. We have been missing this since Leno retired.
Not going to miss George. Did he even accomplish anything legit in the House?
It would be interesting to see what WILL ROGERS & FDR would think if they saw BILL MAR and the subject matter of today.
Living Today is like an episode in Rod Serling’s TWILIGHT ZONE.
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I heard a newscaster 'accidentally' call Ron Desantis 'President' Desantis. What's up with that?
Given Bill's strong position on atheism, is he implying they're now clouds? Asking for a friend.
Yeah!
So bill confirmed Newsome is one Lewinsky story coming in the future.
As oppose to the president who paid a adult movie star for a quickie and spanking with a magazine??? AND had his lawyer go to jail for paying her $300,000 to get her to keep quiet about it???
Fetterman Calls For Fellow Democrat Bob Menendez to be Expelled From the Senate: He’s Even More ‘Sinister’ Than Santos
Most reps in Congress would agree with you and there are a hell of lot more that should be booted.
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So elegant So beautiful JUST looking like a VowS...................
Watch Bill's hands. What kind of sign is that?
Serial killer here... Believe me, our smile is authentic, not forced ;-)
I think Bill lost some of his best writers from the strike.
Or hired better one.
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It is somewhat strange how well known people seem to die in numbers of three or more!
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No Kissinger jokes?
Right so because Gavin Newsome is a pretty boy and charming that is the reason he should be elected ? If that is your criteria for electing a politician that explains Bill Clinton's reason for being elected because he is a slick Willy in more ways than one .
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@@Martina-qj3zf In the name of Odin I respond to thee . Lo there do I see my father . Lo there do I see my mother , and my sisters and my brothers . Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the beginnings . Lo they do call to me . They bid me to take my place among them , in the halls of Valhalla , where the brave will live forever .
Odin , Odin , Odin
Most presidents have been tall and arguably charismatic. That’s not new.
@@RaffineDebauche And how many people vote for them because of that ? Says a lot about the gullibility of people .
It's very obvious that he has two different sets of writers for the monologue, and new rule. New rule has been hilarious for years and the monologue has been crap equally
It’s always been crap and Forced jokes
Yes it has been hilarious...
Whiners
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You just described all Late NIght shows. The opening monologues are always the dopiest, most predictable jokes. They get them out of the way early as a crowd warm up so they can move on to the good stuff.
Cf. “The Distinguished Gentleman” featuring Eddie Murphy….
Newsom looks like Patrick Bateman
California Home to Happy Cows
DeSantis is 5 foot 10 in heels 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When Bill says that in the end people will not care about Newsom's incompetence and that they will support him because of his looks, the audience does not seem to realise that he is talking about people like them; leftist morons who can see their country crumbling around them, but continue to elect the people who are destroying it.
Fabulous fabulist is gold
Yall take down full shows ffs billiam🏚💔🧱😑😤✨️
Raising writers' pay sure isn't paying off. Yikes.
I'll go with the Hollywood face.
America deserves a president as aweful as Galvin Newsom would be. I'll laugh and watch from Romania.
Santos is a big liar , but aren't they all ?
deSantis wife left with gavin... lmaooooooo
Gotta Love California. if you don't , leave .
That ending was great Bill you had me laughing out loud 😂😂😂
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@@Martina-qj3zfno.
5'10'' in heels. haha
It’s sad that looks matters more than substance for so many…
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When Bill says that in the end people will not care about Newsom's incompetence and that they will support him because of his looks, the audience does not seem to realise that he is talking about people like them; leftist morons who can see their country crumbling around them, but continue to elect the people who are destroying it.
Amazing how different he sees the debate, the rest of the non brain dead viewers witnessed a complete humiliation of Californian in general.
Keep drinking the orange Kool aid
@@Izzy-qf1do shoots brah, Tang is amazing stuff , thanks for the advice!🤙🏻
When Bill says that in the end people will not care about Newsom's incompetence and that they will support him because of his looks, the audience does not seem to realise that he is talking about people like them; leftist morons who can see their country crumbling around them, but continue to elect the people who are destroying it.
being pro-palestine doesnt mean pro hamas.
Felons galore, omg that’s the perfect drag name
Love both but since we are being honest I am not a big CA person politically. Much more Michigan or Nevada type. Much more mixed ideology. Working class. They really did a lot of groundwork in all the states so I am pleased to have assisted.
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Wonder if Maher will comment on the Bribe’ems corruption when he has so much to say about Santos
He thinks kissinger is in the good place??
DeSantis is actually a clone of Moe the stooge. If he had the same haircut the two of them would be visually indistinguishable.
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So wtf is Menedez still there BS Bill?
The best joke was the last joke
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Yep, Gavin is a stud.
They go in 3s.
My version of this replay was garbage. Thanks for nothing.
I don't know why, but I thought SDoC died years ago.
I thought so too, but I think the actress who looked like her did. Nurse Ratchet.
Is desantis implying florida isnt a dumpster fire?...
"No Christmas Trees, that will teach the Jews".... LOL!
I'm ok with Bill brining guests from both sides. but please bring republicans who are not radical and axx licking
Well, there's only 2. So.... scheduling is a bit of a problem.
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Who are the radical Republicans that Bill has invited? And what radical things have they said or done?
Bill is so funny.LOL
You know what they say about deaths happening in threes…