Doctor Who Review of Season 1 episode 2 for the BBC and Disney team up series. We all knew the BBC was going down this road with Doctor Who, but Disney seem to have accelerated everything. While you could understand a bit of ego with a quality TV series, that's not what this series is so all the commentary and interviews attacking the fans by the shows cast are doubly strange. It's like they are deliberately trying to crush their own viewership. So confident are they those viewers can be replaced with a big new American one. But much like episode 1, even if you removed all the messaging from the episode, it's still bad television. With a nonsensical plot, poor pacing and lack of any serious stakes or emotion. It's just not good telly. But what did you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)
Sorry tried listening to your Episode 1 review but was so disgusted I gave up after eight mins! Not bothering with this one. Edit for @pinky8167 : Disgusted with the show not the review!
@@paintedblue1791 Why on earth would you think that he would give a shit about your one opinion. E.g. this video is at 1k likes to 3 dislikes. Usually 10:1 is the average. 333:1 means his audience like his content (me included - I couldn't watch Dr Who without his commentary even if someone paid me). If you can actually form some valid criticism, then do that, but we all know that you have nothing to defend if you are a fan of this shit.
The ONLY emotion they could convey through all these garbage, was from MASTERPIECES already in existence, like the Christmas music, or the Beatles, created by much talented and devoted people than these loonies
@@zacharywoloszynski4258 I don't watch so correct me if I am wrong. I know each incarnation is completely different, but I thought certain core principles are apart of all versions. That line definitely sounds like a core principles.
I have two degrees in music. The "Devil's Chord", also known as a tri-tone, is purely metaphorical and was not actually banned by the church. It was called the devil's chord as a warning, because it's so ugly, newer composers were often instructed not to risk using it. "If you play this, the devil appears", was an old form of hyperbole. It's like if I were to say to a student today, "If you play this, the sun explodes and we all die." It was a joke back then. Not literal. Seemingly all of this new Doctor only exists to perpetuate dated, debunked rhetoric, with no substance at all.
Thank you!! I was wondering if anyone else knew about "the devil's chord". Even if it is an ugly chord. I do love using tri tones in rock music (with subtlety ofcourse)
It's the children. Today's writers are 40+ yo uneducated children who think briefly googling something will make them profound. Reminds me of the Disney writers who named a lion SIMBA. Imagine how retarded this must sound to people who speak the language??? A lion named Lion!!! Wtf man???? Imagine if a German wrote a story about a dog named Dog and you got an English translation and it said Dog 🤣🤣🤣
World Enough and Time also makes the list of scary episodes due to the unsettling atmosphere of the hospital and implied body horror. Funnily enough, it seems like Moffat was the one to write all of the scary stories, with Midnight being RTD's only contribution.
Turns out the Weeping Angels were weeping for US. Their ability to send people back in time is actually a mercy to keep people from seeing what The Doctor would become.
And what’s more, the people we saw sent back lived long, happy lives and found someone to love, marry, and spend their lives with. They’re both sorry to have been forced to leave their mutual friend alone and frightened, but equally eager to assure her that their fates were not unhappy ones and they didn’t blame her at all for having gotten them involved in the whole affair.
An observation on the ending. The Beatles were famously musically illiterate. They did not know how to read notes, especially Paul. After he became one of the most famous songwriters ever, he was tasked with writing a symphony, and he needed to work with a more classically trained composer, someone who could actually put notes on the staff. This show knows nothing about anything.
This comment needs every upvote. Today I Learned. ... this is the sort of thing classic "Doctor Who" once taught kids. You are awesome and I thank you for imparting knowledge. ... AND this pathetic show is miserable and knows close to nothing and certainly doesn't know how to use the little it does know.
most electric guitarists or bassists can't read musical notiation it's also a bit in the nature of the guitar, where you can play the same notes in different positions, and there are many ambiguities and quicks that make it overly convoluted in classicam music theory, suspended, augmented and added chords all over the place because of open strings and all that, just knowing the chord won't tell you much about the fingering, but one can basically triad the shit out of anything on a guitar ofcourse clasiscal guitar uses notation, even to the point it proves piano notation insufficient for guitar, because it doesn't tell you the exact fingerings you may need for real time sight reading, the PIMA system does but how hard can it be on a bass, right? it's not like you're playing 4 notes at a time or strumming much, it's going to be down to rhythm more there ;) but yeah, disparu doesn't know shit about music :D
It's a common thing isn't it? I've heard that several famous musicians couldn't read sheet music. Makes me feel better, it all just looks like gibberish.
It would be outrageous for sure, with at least two of them still alive. But they had no qualms making Isaac Newton black. Did they suppose the dead doth not protest? Or that contemporary viewers are so fucking ignorant we wouldn't notice?
Christopher Ecclestone: "I'm gonna wipe every last STINKING dalek out of the sky! David Tennant: Blink and you're dead! Matt Smith: Basically.... run. Peter Capaldi: BECAUSE IT'S NOT A GAME, KATE! IT'S A SCALE MODEL OF WAR!!! Ncuti Gatwa: *mincing about in a skirt*
This villain is beyond pathetic. It's like a discount version of Pennywise that even the cheapest corner shop in all of Christendom would be too proud to sell.
@@curosaber Their character in this episode, they are loud, obnoxious, self-interested. Their interviews in real life about this episode are exactly the same. I don’t know if they are a bad person away from the cameras.
I made a quick google search and it says tv license fees funds dr who . Its not made for most UK population , but took money from most UK population to make it . Funny
@fudouakio4759 yep, he pointed out behavior of one of the producers that would walk around with his chubby hanging out. And the bbc remained silent and covered up the behavior.
Odd how they didn't want a disabled villain because then everyone would associate people who are disabled with villains, but now they had a trans one. It's like they don't think about anything they do until after they've done it.
It's not a lack of thought on the showrunners' part. It's that they're not interested in taking any sort of principled position at all. They're interested in manufacturing a sound bite. The whole point is that the bite doesn't require any thought to digest, and it can be forgotten for the next news cycle because, again, no thought is necessary to consume it.
What. The. Hell. is this? How can so many people be involved with something that objectively shit in every which way. Blows my mind every time I see shows and movies like this.
My first thought was "1960's Batman villain" but then I realized 1960's Batman tv show, which was meant to be over-the-top, and didn't treat viewers like they need a lecture.
Both your comments are spot on btw. Makes me miss the campiness of Batman. You couldn't wait for the next episode. This mess you want to rinse your eyes and ears out with bleach.
@@juggernautheadcrush4161 Did you know that The Joker (Ceaser Romero) refused to cut off his mustache for the part. If you look at pictures of him you can actually see his mustache is simply covered in white makeup. I didn't know that for years and I grew up with the show.
I think he has genuine fun while making fun of it, so it may be less suffering for him than it would be for us … there probably is some troll blood in his line 😂
In the US, the "representation" is at most targeting 7.2% of the nation. Turning away your existing fanbase from the entire population to cater to whatever portion of that interested in sci-fi and apparently sad comedy can never work out well. Disney being involved should've been expected.
So if a bad guy in a wheelchair is implying that handicapped people are evil, a bad guy a guy who wears a lot of make-up and a dress is implying that guys who do drag are evil.... Did I follow that logic correctly?
Not evil, just in dire need of therapeutic assistance from qualified psychologists. Unfortunately those don't exist anymore, they all left to go prescribe hormone blockers to children.
Fun fact: Jinkx Monsoon was permanently banned from multiple gay venues for getting totally obliterated and demanding to “eat the workers asses” Not hyperbole. This happened multiple times.
@@langdonledwig3734 it died with bad writing in the matt smith run because thats where the real stupidity began with davis and how dare he slander the beatles.
I'm feeling the same way. It's been said that Doctor Who was always a low-budget sci-fi show played by good actors who played it serious. Which is what made it so good in the classic era (and probably why some people didn't like McCoy's somewhat campy take). Now Doctor Who is straight-up BAD sci-fi played by no-talent clowns who take nothing seriously at all (except their "agenda.")
I won't go that far. I'm glad for the reboot, but as far as I'm concerned Doctor Who ended when Matt Smith left. Everything about the show went into a free fall after that. The writing, the quality, the ratings. It took me some time to realize this, but that's when I personally started to lose interest.
They did always say a Timelord can never live beyond 12 regenerations. The 13th Doctor = 12th regeneration. Now we finally know why that rule is there.
Kinda wished it ended after "Day of The Doctor." It's a better ending if the BBC decided to have the show abruptly cancelled. Just saying - A better conclusion.
I love how the episode accidentally gives the church credit for preserving good music, preventing the death of culture, and keeping a talentless transvestite from destroying billions of lives.
And the first ep had the whole gay men thinking babies are perfect, black men being proud about not paying taxes or having a job and having their first solution to a problem be breaking the law. Is DWho secretly based? No, it's just that the writers can't write their own names without help, let alone an episode of a tv show.
By Loki's left nut... For a second there I thought you meant there was a writer or actor attached to both this and Velma. Felt my very soul checking out from this miserable plane of existence, did I.
These people are just... Bizarre. As an SF/horror/fantasy/action fan, I always went to these genres to AVOID boring personal themes like expounding on sexuality, identity and other idioticies. Yeah, a gay guy who thinks being black is enough to make him special should somehow be interesting? Byach pls.
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Exactly, most of us go top sci fi for the grand ideas and theories. Yes the individual characters matter but, for example Babylon 5, most of the story is about big themes that apply across the various races in the show. Because many themes are universal.
Yeah. It’s like…most SF/horror/fantasy/action fans want to dance with myths, journey through the stars, fight beside their brothers/sisters-in-arms, and ponder soul level topics that people across nation and creed recognize. This show reads like the writers/actors are the “popular” people who criticize fantasy and sci-fi for not being “real” enough, when their most profound thought in a week is probably what color of clothing they should wear!
Exactly this. When I want to escape present social and political issues, I pick up any book by Lovecraft, Tolkien, Poe and many other works, be it books, films, TV series, sci-fi based concept albums... Exactly what I need to get away from all this crap. R(ussel)eTarD(avies) decided to turn one of the most famous and loved sci-fi into a rotting dumpster and lit it on fire. Oh yes, I'm "sure" they will get 3-5 new fans for every "bigot" (read: a self-respecting person who has enjoyed Doctor Who for years, even decades). Sure, Jan, whatever you say.
The greatest introduction Doctor Who villain with a twist in Tennant era is The Master. That Derek Jacobi speech is absolutely terrifying. After The Master regeneration, Doctor and his companions slowly realised that The Master new regeneration identity is UK prime minister. And the terror begin for Doctor and his companions.
I just rewatched Season 3 finale. It was AWESOME. Season 3 was always one of my favorites, and Martha one of my favorite companions, a little underrated. Rewatching these episodes after being intimately familiar with the classic Masters, you can really hear so much of Roger Delgado inside Derek Jacobi's performance. However short, he left an indelible imprint on the role. I'm glad he's come back to it in Big Finish. Jon Simm is magnificent too as the younger, rejuvenated psychopathic Timelord. Who can forget the beating of the drums?
My God, you’re right Russell T Davis has written a metaphor for why he cannot produce an episode worth a damn anymore! he metaphorically let an orange hand man out of his piano and now the guy takes a great deal of pleasure from sucking all of the creative energy out of him😮 my God it’s a genuine modern day snuff film
@@Shineinpoverty all y'all loonies took one look at that and thought "Trump"? deargods I'm so glad I'm not an American. Seriously, you all need, but do not deserve, serious help.
@@KIA130123 don't pin this sort of twattery on a lesser evil like the Devil. You'd besmirch a RELATIVELY better reputation with defamatory association to such villainy.
“People talk loud when they want to act smart, right?” “CORRECT!” This is the definition of that joke . In a disturbingly insane type of way…. Commentary still at its finest, Disparu 😆
Piano teacher: "this secret forbidden chord was lost to history because evil" (plays a tritone). Me: "Wait. A tritone? Is that the best you can do for an 'evil' chord? Seriously?"
And if it was lost to history, forbidden, and would summon a questionably deadly drag show, how did the guy at the start of the episode know it? And know what it sounds like enough to know "makes your spine tingle"? Expecting logic out of these creativity-voids is a category error.
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@@kentonbaird1723 When a dumb idea about some magic chord is done so poorly that it makes the Cosmic Key, from the live action Masters of the Universe movie, seem a hell of a lot more logical, and the guy who remembers the tones is a musician so that explains him being able to recreate it just from hearing it a few times. Some rando knowing this forbidden thing makes no sense.
Oh dude, the Cosmic Key was a quintessentially 80's campy sci fi device. It matched the tone of the time and genre perfectly. AND they tried to make it make a lick of sense. These days though - between this visual noise on Not The Who and the music note fight on Doctor Strange 2 - it's almost a certainty that the presence of deadly musical notes is a sign of diminished creativity.
I bet in the _current day_ he'd wore a dress to get promoted to the four-star general rank and get a sweet Pentagon's spokesma... err scratch that... spokesperson job 🤣
@@TallorianEven in MASH, powerful people in the military kept trying to promote him...even back then. He called THEM crazy for thinking he wanted to stay in the military. Scary how alike it is to our reality.
Nice to see they ripped off when Tom Baker showed Sarah Jane Smith the future when she made the exact same argument that it can't be gone because she exists. Except Sutek was actually intimidating and explained.
God, I remember the genuine fear of Eccleston's Doctor when he was faced with a Dalek for the first time since the time war or when Tennant's Doctor was about to lose Rose. It meant something because if the Doctor was scared, then you were in trouble. It upped the stakes and made it all the more satisfying when he overcame that fear. Now, this "doctor's" fear feels hammy and is played just for laughs. Utterly pathetic.
One of the scariest monsters for me were the angels. They even freaked me out as an easter egg in witcher 3. The villains in this ..... s-show .... can be defeated with a slap.
@@V123es the Vashta Nerada (sp?) or the child looking for his mom. Anyone remember them. Or the genuine emotion when he reversed the effect on the zombie child and was praying to (to him) an nonexistent god that no-one dies "Just this once". Or when Rory chooses to guard Amy who is locked in the pandorica risking insanity and destruction for a 1,000 year vigil so she isn't alone, or Amy asking if she would be with Rory again if she lets herself be taken by the weeping angels and the loss in the Doctor's voice and face as he begs her not to do it. Now we have this.
@@James.B.Russell canonically I don't believe that the time lords believe in a god as they tend to view themselves as deities in their own right. So the Doctor in some ways is so broken at that point (having just ended the Time War by whipping out his own home world and all of the tragedies and horrors he saw and committed) that he was desperately calling out even to beings that he did not believe existed that for once he could see a happy ending as opposed to another tragedy.
@@fenrir6002 I don´t think time lords denied the existences of god and the devil, but they think they are older beings and see themselves in the same league. Like when the doctor fought the Devil, he said he was a creature older than the universe, but didn´t seem him as a god..
It's as if RTD is acting out a personal camp fantasy and then wrapping it up with messaging, messaging, messaging. I bet Dame Edna, Danny La Rue, Kenneth Williams etc wouldn't have touched this script/series with a barge-pole.
It's British pantomime masquerading as sci-fi. Panto is fun for a family in a theatre and the six year olds to scream and jump around at but this is a time honoured and respected SCI-FI franchise. It's F ridiculous lmao.
That's a insult to pantomimes! They're crass, brash and silly, but the family ones are safe for all ages. The average pantomime involves more effort than that mess. More acting and emoting too. Widow Twanky gets more convincing when she's wondering were Alladin is. Peter Pan has more depth than any of them when he meets Wendy. There's zero effort gone into that.
Since this show is a reboot, I think we should start referring to the TARDIS (Time And Relative Dimension In Space) as a Revived Equitable Time And Relative Dimension In Space, or RETARDIS,
This new incarnation of the doctor annoys me more than whittaker. Its awful. Almost painful to watch. Bad acting, terrible stories, dance numbers. At least we can assume it won’t last much longer
The funny thing is that with some better writing, Whittaker's Doctor was salvageable. Even had some decent moments in between some really stupid ones. This Doctor is supposed to have mojo and presence and... kinda lacks both.
@@Unethical.FandubsGames indeed. Whittaker was miscast but she was still a decent enoigh actor. Capaldi was excellent but saddled with some awful episodes but he managed to make them watchable. Shitty actor (my admittedly childish name for ncuti gatwa) is awful.
Please keep the episode commentaries going - there hilarious 😂 True Dr who is sadly no more - but these videos make my day it’s horrifically entertaining lol
I've been a Doctor Who fan since 1977, I still am a fan---this reeking dumpster fire of shit isn't Doctor Who so I don't mind being told I'm not a fan of it.
Also '78. This show gave me ethical, educational, science-loving and reading values even my parents didn't put into me. It's funny, because of that show I can tell you: a better violin duel was in the 1984 version of "Unfaithfully Yours" with Armand Assante and Dudley Moore; that the notes hovering above the piano only show the length of the note, not its actual pitch; that world history is screwed because the dance number in 1963 wouldn't have corrected all the deviations since 1925; and Davies is now obviously incompetent and needing professional psychiatric help; but sure doesn't deserve it. Oh, and that the "destroyed future" scene is a total theft from the Tom Baker episode "Pyramids Of Mars". ... whatever that festering pair-pile of trash those last two episodes were, not even time travel would help me understand that. That wasn't even a shambling skin-suit. It's all gone.
I used to buy merchandise from local PBS fund drives back in the late 70's.. early 80's just to keep the Doctor on the air. Had a poster of "The Master" above my bed next to Farrah and a few coffee cups that the Tardis would disapear when you added hot water. I scrimped and saved to buy every Doctor Who VHS tape out there. I wouldn't take a autographed DVD of this latest garbage for FREE. This is bad......really...really bad. Worse then bad! A complete and 120% utter failure!! So very sad...........
@@troffle The animated musical notes flying around was stolen from the last Dr Strange movie, same thing happened there. Everything in Who is a lame derivative of a better work.
@@rozzgrey801 I saw the same movie, I know that part. Whether it was directly stolen or not, I don't know and don't even need to care. The problem is that still the fake Beatles couldn't possibly have known which notes to play because the notes that hung above the piano DID NOT IN ANY WAY INDICATE WHAT NOTES THEY WERE. Not even the relationship between the notes. The only think you could tell from those notes were the relative durations of the notes. Without the staff, without the five lines the notes sit on, they're more useless than emoji.
The devil’s chord thing is actively ticking me off. It’s a tritone. Everyone in music knows what it is. It’s part of music 101 and it’s a myth that it was ever banned. There’s no devilish legend attached to it anyway.
Everyone knows the devil's music is 3 sets of two tritones each. (OMG, it's 666, DO YA GET IT!!! Because we have to spell everything out for the stupid audience!)
I have no intention whatsoever of watching the actual episodes, but I _will_ watch your reviews of them. As a Dalek; I find this defeat of the Doctor; where he has been torn down to a pathetic parody of his former self hollow and unsatisfying. We've won, but there is no pleasure in this victory.
I did too. I gave Jodie a chance. The awful writing and acting let me down. I gave the new RTD era a chance. Honestly, if it were not for star power from David Tennant and Neil Patrick Harris, the episodes were also fairly awful, except maybe for the Giggle. But the excessive musical numbers, and childish plots are just not Dr. Who. Ncuti Gatwa is such a baffling choice. He is not the Doctor. He doesn't even use a British accent, for god's sake. At least Jodie had that.
to be fair, the kid was also the thing with the orange hair and the kid said "daddy" hold on that means the kid called itself "daddy" Wow. The more you think about it, the worse it gets.
The way Eccleston, Tennant, and Smith could command a close up shot was always amazing. Their ability to juggle joy, wonder, fury, and terror and hold your attention to the screen was amazing. They really carried their role, even on weaker episodes. This just feels like a lazy "oh a quirky character" job.
But he's BLACK, GAY, GENDER FLUID, INCLUDING A TRANS DUDE!! All the checked boxes taken care of. We'll be speaking MANDARIN sooner than later, because of how STUPID humans in the USA have become in A SLIVER amount. They're all still in California. In other words, with a small amount of people ruling everything, we're FUCKED.
Davies: "Davros can't be in a wheelchair because the kiddies will think everyone in a wheelchair is evil!" Also Davies: "So the villain of the week is a ginger dragqueen...." Is... is there something you're trying to tell us RTD?
According to some comments, the drag queen in question is apparently a controversial figure who's been banned from multiple gay bar for sexually harassing staff.
It wouldn't surprise me if he was secretly very bigoted. The only thing he likes is homosexuals. The rest he hates. Probably doesn't like disabled people. And Drag Queens. And his views on transgender people. Probably not good. Perhaps he tolerates transgender men if they're homosexual. Probably doesn't like Intersex people neither. Or none binary. I'm not joking. It strikes me he is a very twisted and bigoted man. Hiding behind being leftist and progressive.
@@brockdavid RTD proceeds to put weapons in a wheelchair that belongs to a cripple that can walk, also, why does she get a wheelchair if davros cant have one?
RTD: It's offensive to have disabled people as villains, something something impossible for them to be evil. Also RTD: Here's a non binary/gender neutral villain.
@@shanematthews1985 In my opinion, drag in itself isn't an issue. It starts to be one when they try to get children into it. Similar to many other agendas they try to manipulate kids into, that is something I don't like. So it is funny to me that this show has a character like that. I guess this went over his head.
So if music hasn’t been good or existed for (I think the beetle says 20 years or something) why would pianos and guitars exist anymore? Do you remember how quickly record players, vhs players, cassette players, floppy drives, cd players, etc disappeared after they stopped being useful? Why did that old lady have a piano in her home? But no one had any record players?
You MUST continue these reviews. I beg you . Also, side note, you didn't comment on the bit that made me shout at the tv (Yes, I'm ashamed) when the Dr (He's not the Dr, he's a semi-finalist in the most annoying character to ever be put on screen and he's up against am-dram champion, Ruby Doomsday) steps out of the Retardis and mentions Maestro by name. Did Maestro introduce itself? Did I miss that? It's possible, I was retching a lot. Honestly, Eurovision was on after this and it felt like a 4 hour Chekhov play by comparison.
I think you're being overly generous in saying that the show got nuked in this latest nonsense. At this point, even the Daleks are ashamed of the Whoniverse they are a part of
This has to stop now! Russell T Davies needs to banned from the BBC and Ncuti Gatwa has to be banished to musical theatre. How dare they be allowed to destroy such an iconic TV show with this woke crap. Hartnell, Troughton and Pertwee will be spinning in their graves 😢
Yeah its kinda crazy how this is a thing. Its a freaking joke right now and just laughable. I really hate that they keep pushing out the real fans for this crap.
"Were gonna replace one lost fan with three new fans who come for the representation" - 'looks at viewership' ......who wants to tell him....they.....zer....whatever
@117haseo3 its because their numbers only allow them to replace 1 person with 3 of their representatives.. total! thats why the views are declining so rapidly the majority of the viewers are reviewers covering the downfall of a 60 year old classic
So finally you come to the truth. Daleks wish to destroy the _inferior_ so that the _superior_ can thrive. Modern writers wish to destroy everything good to spread their _inferior_ crass filth everywhere.
Episode 0: singing goblins. Episode 1: talking babies. Episode 2: a drag queen who can't sing is the embodiment of music who actually seems to hate music... Also it's 100% fantasy now. Hardly any science fiction in sight.
*Woke Writers:* For every bigoted homophobic "Dr. Who" fan we lose, we'll gain 3-5 new ones here for the representation. *The "New" Fans: . . . . . .* *Woke Writers:* .....Aaaaany Second now...... *The "New" Fans: . . . . . . .* *Woke Writers:* Yep, here they come, anytime now...
Come on, that ~2% of the UK population is worth equal representation, so after 700+ episodes have we had 14? Erm, yes... so can we move onto more balanced casting - that aside I liked the episode, and The Maestro made for a good villain. This review was a bit heavy handed in it's critique despite a few points I agree with.
To be fair, that is a great villain, this is what so many of us want to fight against in reality. That thing does seem creepy and evil and makes kids unsafe.
I can see the design as a potentially great villain, but the execution lacked. To undefined and way too metaphorical, with no real rime or reason to it. Imo it isn’t the drag queen villain scheme that kills it, but the bad music theme and the „god with powers that we don’t need to apply consistently“ theme that kills it. It’s just badly written and doesn’t know how to hide it, so that all the plot holes just burry it.
It was literally put there for the character are you dumb? Jinx goes by she/her she’s trans like how ignorant can you be?? Just because a tv show is showing diversity and representation your pissing your little pants? Dr who was never a show made for you if you honestly believe that certain people shouldn’t be allowed in media
i mean matt smith, ecleston, and tennant did a better job of describing how people 'out of time' are still alive and they didnt need to time travel to show it(thereby creating a paradox)
Oh he's acting with integrity alright. He's absolutely committed to what he believes. He has committed himself to the destruction/reconstruction of DR Who and means to do it. Remember that "Integrity" doesn't mean doing what's "right" according to someone else's moral code. It's acting within the spaces of the moral code you wish to follow.
You know that moment you feel like you went to bed, and woke up in some weird dystopian reality, ruled by weirdos? Some one slap me! This nightmare... I even see the shadows and spiders running for their lives!!
@@GH-ub7qzlosers have been saying it’s the end of times since the beginning of time. Lol MF was upset at Elvis for shaking his hips. You can find writing from the 1600s saying “society is deteriorating because the monarch was losing power. Y’all are just old, miserable and stuck in your ways.
Doctor Who Review of Season 1 episode 2 for the BBC and Disney team up series. We all knew the BBC was going down this road with Doctor Who, but Disney seem to have accelerated everything. While you could understand a bit of ego with a quality TV series, that's not what this series is so all the commentary and interviews attacking the fans by the shows cast are doubly strange. It's like they are deliberately trying to crush their own viewership. So confident are they those viewers can be replaced with a big new American one. But much like episode 1, even if you removed all the messaging from the episode, it's still bad television. With a nonsensical plot, poor pacing and lack of any serious stakes or emotion. It's just not good telly. But what did you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)
Sorry tried listening to your Episode 1 review but was so disgusted I gave up after eight mins!
Not bothering with this one.
Edit for @pinky8167 : Disgusted with the show not the review!
Even in this bs, Murray Gold made some good tunes for the show, at least.
@@paintedblue1791 Why on earth would you think that he would give a shit about your one opinion. E.g. this video is at 1k likes to 3 dislikes. Usually 10:1 is the average. 333:1 means his audience like his content (me included - I couldn't watch Dr Who without his commentary even if someone paid me). If you can actually form some valid criticism, then do that, but we all know that you have nothing to defend if you are a fan of this shit.
Doctor Who (the show) having a crippling stroke in 2024....
Well, it's not like there haven't been warning signs for years.
RToxicD writer issues
The ONLY emotion they could convey through all these garbage, was from MASTERPIECES already in existence, like the Christmas music, or the Beatles, created by much talented and devoted people than these loonies
The Doctor once said: "If I run away today, good people will die. If I stand and fight, some of them might live." This is not the Doctor.
It's a sick parody of the doctor.
I like this a lot, the doctor has a distinct personality from the others ones. he’s flawed and that makes him interesting
@@zacharywoloszynski4258he definitely is flawed
@@zacharywoloszynski4258 I don't watch so correct me if I am wrong. I know each incarnation is completely different, but I thought certain core principles are apart of all versions. That line definitely sounds like a core principles.
I have to say that is a very accurate thing that has happened going in the opposite direction. The doctor ran, an old lady got snuffed.
I have two degrees in music.
The "Devil's Chord", also known as a tri-tone, is purely metaphorical and was not actually banned by the church.
It was called the devil's chord as a warning, because it's so ugly, newer composers were often instructed not to risk using it.
"If you play this, the devil appears", was an old form of hyperbole.
It's like if I were to say to a student today, "If you play this, the sun explodes and we all die."
It was a joke back then. Not literal.
Seemingly all of this new Doctor only exists to perpetuate dated, debunked rhetoric, with no substance at all.
Thank you!! I was wondering if anyone else knew about "the devil's chord". Even if it is an ugly chord. I do love using tri tones in rock music (with subtlety ofcourse)
It had to do with pythagorean tuning, right? Or was that the wolf chords?
but how else would they be able to disparage religion in the episode?
Though this entire episode was the "brown note"
It's the children. Today's writers are 40+ yo uneducated children who think briefly googling something will make them profound.
Reminds me of the Disney writers who named a lion SIMBA.
Imagine how retarded this must sound to people who speak the language??? A lion named Lion!!!
Wtf man???? Imagine if a German wrote a story about a dog named Dog and you got an English translation and it said Dog 🤣🤣🤣
I remember how scary dr who used to be.
Empty child, blink, midnight.
This is a different form of scary.
It’s scary in a “is this really what society has come to?” kind of way
This is so disgusting that it is scarry to look at it...
Midnight, what an episode!
That's the episode that I randomly turn on @@select899
World Enough and Time also makes the list of scary episodes due to the unsettling atmosphere of the hospital and implied body horror. Funnily enough, it seems like Moffat was the one to write all of the scary stories, with Midnight being RTD's only contribution.
Turns out the Weeping Angels were weeping for US. Their ability to send people back in time is actually a mercy to keep people from seeing what The Doctor would become.
Is a younger Doctor going to team up with the Weeping Angels to prevent this bad future Doctor Who from existing?
@@AstroTomI hope
And what’s more, the people we saw sent back lived long, happy lives and found someone to love, marry, and spend their lives with.
They’re both sorry to have been forced to leave their mutual friend alone and frightened, but equally eager to assure her that their fates were not unhappy ones and they didn’t blame her at all for having gotten them involved in the whole affair.
Seriously.
This is now my official head cannon
So Gatwas Doctor is canonically responsible for Lennon getting with Yoko Ono?
Jesus even the Master isn’t that evil.
And the orange hair demon is responsible for Yoko Creating "Voice Piece for Soprano". Now everything makes sense.
An observation on the ending.
The Beatles were famously musically illiterate. They did not know how to read notes, especially Paul.
After he became one of the most famous songwriters ever, he was tasked with writing a symphony, and he needed to work with a more classically trained composer, someone who could actually put notes on the staff.
This show knows nothing about anything.
This comment needs every upvote. Today I Learned.
... this is the sort of thing classic "Doctor Who" once taught kids. You are awesome and I thank you for imparting knowledge.
... AND this pathetic show is miserable and knows close to nothing and certainly doesn't know how to use the little it does know.
most electric guitarists or bassists can't read musical notiation
it's also a bit in the nature of the guitar, where you can play the same notes in different positions, and there are many ambiguities and quicks that make it overly convoluted in classicam music theory, suspended, augmented and added chords all over the place because of open strings and all that, just knowing the chord won't tell you much about the fingering, but one can basically triad the shit out of anything on a guitar
ofcourse clasiscal guitar uses notation, even to the point it proves piano notation insufficient for guitar, because it doesn't tell you the exact fingerings you may need for real time sight reading, the PIMA system does
but how hard can it be on a bass, right? it's not like you're playing 4 notes at a time or strumming much, it's going to be down to rhythm more there ;)
but yeah, disparu doesn't know shit about music :D
Donk!
Oh is that why when I played violin as a kid I didn't learn to read music, I just memorized the strokes?
It's a common thing isn't it? I've heard that several famous musicians couldn't read sheet music. Makes me feel better, it all just looks like gibberish.
The most surprising part about this episode was the fact that all the Beatles were played by white actors lmao
Now that you mention it, that is a bit odd. Is it because they don't think they can revise history that people still personally experienced?
I want a black Ringo Starr. We got black Ann Bolin. So disappointed.
@@chazzitz-wh4ly Don't worry. We'll eventually get a Black, Gay, JFK - or something.
It would be outrageous for sure, with at least two of them still alive. But they had no qualms making Isaac Newton black. Did they suppose the dead doth not protest? Or that contemporary viewers are so fucking ignorant we wouldn't notice?
Christopher Ecclestone: "I'm gonna wipe every last STINKING dalek out of the sky!
David Tennant: Blink and you're dead!
Matt Smith: Basically.... run.
Peter Capaldi: BECAUSE IT'S NOT A GAME, KATE! IT'S A SCALE MODEL OF WAR!!!
Ncuti Gatwa: *mincing about in a skirt*
Ouch lol
The Seventh Doctor tricking the Daleks I to blowing up Skarro wasn't too bad either.
Oh Christopher Ecclestone..❤❤ I miss real men in media.
Tom Baker: would you like a Jelly baby?
God Capaldi was so bloody underrated maybe we’ll definitely better than the last two we’ve had
This villain is beyond pathetic. It's like a discount version of Pennywise that even the cheapest corner shop in all of Christendom would be too proud to sell.
thats an insult to pennywise, both of them
also, i just assumed this villian was Russell T Davies
Finally they said it : This is about representation and not about what its supposed to be : content. Entertainment dead.
I'm not sure any trans person would want to be represented by Jinx Monsoon. Absolute stereotype.
They got the worst possible tranny. Horrible acting, stupid plot, garbage script.
Representation? Since when did giving a blowhorn to the 0.000001% of nutjobs equal "representation" of a sane, normal majority?
@@jakobjas4212 Is Jinx Monsoon that bad of a person in real life? This is the first I heard of Jinx.
@@curosaber Their character in this episode, they are loud, obnoxious, self-interested. Their interviews in real life about this episode are exactly the same. I don’t know if they are a bad person away from the cameras.
Isn't it amazing how the "it wasn't made for you" excuse never comes up whenever we're talking about GOOD movies?
I made a quick google search and it says tv license fees funds dr who . Its not made for most UK population , but took money from most UK population to make it . Funny
They plagiarise quality material that wasn't made for them...
Good entertainment has universal appeal. Cringe, bad entertainment has universal repulsion.
this shows why christopher eccelson says why he wants russel t davis to be gone to come back as the doctor.
You think it would be less woke if he did come back? It would be just as bad.
Funny as he was hailing him as 'One of our greatest writers' a few years back.... and he's always written overtly gay rubbish.
Eccleston doesnt like RTD for different reasons than his writing...
@@rnw2739 He has! RTD was woke before it was cool. Evil man.
@fudouakio4759 yep, he pointed out behavior of one of the producers that would walk around with his chubby hanging out.
And the bbc remained silent and covered up the behavior.
Odd how they didn't want a disabled villain because then everyone would associate people who are disabled with villains, but now they had a trans one. It's like they don't think about anything they do until after they've done it.
Nah they didn’t think about it after either. It only matters what is said now… like spaceballs
It's not a lack of thought on the showrunners' part. It's that they're not interested in taking any sort of principled position at all. They're interested in manufacturing a sound bite. The whole point is that the bite doesn't require any thought to digest, and it can be forgotten for the next news cycle because, again, no thought is necessary to consume it.
They think about things?
Now I associate trans people to music stealing villains.
They know everyone already associates men in skirts with perversion and crime.
What. The. Hell. is this? How can so many people be involved with something that objectively shit in every which way. Blows my mind every time I see shows and movies like this.
They’ll sell their souls for a momentary paycheck.
We forget that the BBC spent the 1960's and 1970's covering for the kiddie fiddlers.
'This was never made for you...but we'll still demand your money to make it.'
We are entitled to your TV license money, bigot!
Doctor Who was made for us. Whatever this shit is isn't Doctor Who.
And blame us for it’s failure.
My first thought was "1960's Batman villain" but then I realized 1960's Batman tv show, which was meant to be over-the-top, and didn't treat viewers like they need a lecture.
Obviously.
Adam West's villains were fun goofballs
Both your comments are spot on btw. Makes me miss the campiness of Batman. You couldn't wait for the next episode. This mess you want to rinse your eyes and ears out with bleach.
Frank Gorshen as the Riddler was amazing.
@@juggernautheadcrush4161 Did you know that The Joker (Ceaser Romero) refused to cut off his mustache for the part. If you look at pictures of him you can actually see his mustache is simply covered in white makeup. I didn't know that for years and I grew up with the show.
@@DaNinja60 Yeah, he kept it because (similar to Tom Selleck) his mustache was iconic in Hollywood.
The only way to watch the new doctor who is through Disparu...Thank you for suffering in our place❤
That's how I'm going to watch with this "guy" playing the Doctor.
I like these reviews. Never seen an episode of dr who but I will watch these reviews
Keep them coming disparu. Every episode ✊
Yea, I like Disparu's take on bad media, but this crap I cannot tollerate.
I think he has genuine fun while making fun of it, so it may be less suffering for him than it would be for us … there probably is some troll blood in his line 😂
For me, even that is hard because of the clips her shows and they’re FUCKING AWFUL.
In the US, the "representation" is at most targeting 7.2% of the nation. Turning away your existing fanbase from the entire population to cater to whatever portion of that interested in sci-fi and apparently sad comedy can never work out well. Disney being involved should've been expected.
So if a bad guy in a wheelchair is implying that handicapped people are evil, a bad guy a guy who wears a lot of make-up and a dress is implying that guys who do drag are evil.... Did I follow that logic correctly?
Not evil, just in dire need of therapeutic assistance from qualified psychologists. Unfortunately those don't exist anymore, they all left to go prescribe hormone blockers to children.
@@UnchainedEruptionpsychologists don’t prescribe meds genius
@@jamescuttler8047 lol
Fun fact: Jinkx Monsoon was permanently banned from multiple gay venues for getting totally obliterated and demanding to “eat the workers asses”
Not hyperbole. This happened multiple times.
Least sexually aggressive gay man
Well we can see why RTD wanted them around then
Oh what a shock that Davies doesn't care about this. Eccleston QUIT precisely because of bad behaviour that Davies and Trantor would do nothing about.
and?
@@above.average.gaming.natio3026Shill.
Can't believe I'm saying this but this new Doctor Who is turning out to be much worse than even Jodie Whittaker's Doctor
You're still watching the show?
@@Nyet-Zdyeshe’s taking one for the team
Same. At least you could cringe at it and laugh at it occasionally. But this... this is some eldritch horror.
@@Nyet-Zdyes he's a masochist
@@ginjaedgy49 This is the only way I watch Dr. Who now... since he got "upgraded" to JW.
Now I wish Doctor Who stayed dead when it was cancelled the first time, rather than be revived and turned into this stinky shambling corpse.
Let’s say it died after the 12th doctor even though he was the 13th
@@langdonledwig3734 it died with bad writing in the matt smith run because thats where the real stupidity began with davis and how dare he slander the beatles.
@@robertharrison1058 it really went completely off the rails with Jodie
I'm feeling the same way. It's been said that Doctor Who was always a low-budget sci-fi show played by good actors who played it serious. Which is what made it so good in the classic era (and probably why some people didn't like McCoy's somewhat campy take). Now Doctor Who is straight-up BAD sci-fi played by no-talent clowns who take nothing seriously at all (except their "agenda.")
I won't go that far. I'm glad for the reboot, but as far as I'm concerned Doctor Who ended when Matt Smith left. Everything about the show went into a free fall after that. The writing, the quality, the ratings. It took me some time to realize this, but that's when I personally started to lose interest.
Please do more of the episodes. I want to see the lunacy in a safe environment. You're a hero, sir, thank you.
The Doctor died with Peter Capaldi.
For me the Doctor died with Tom Baker.
@@HiraghmPeter Davison was okay
They did always say a Timelord can never live beyond 12 regenerations. The 13th Doctor = 12th regeneration. Now we finally know why that rule is there.
Kinda wished it ended after "Day of The Doctor." It's a better ending if the BBC decided to have the show abruptly cancelled. Just saying - A better conclusion.
@andrewsmith3469 thank you, you couldnt be more correct
I love how the episode accidentally gives the church credit for preserving good music, preventing the death of culture, and keeping a talentless transvestite from destroying billions of lives.
Hey, point one for the Church! But yeah, how funny considering they never get it right elsewhere ...
And the first ep had the whole gay men thinking babies are perfect, black men being proud about not paying taxes or having a job and having their first solution to a problem be breaking the law.
Is DWho secretly based? No, it's just that the writers can't write their own names without help, let alone an episode of a tv show.
Dr. Who and Velma season 2 is paying for his retirement.
By Loki's left nut... For a second there I thought you meant there was a writer or actor attached to both this and Velma.
Felt my very soul checking out from this miserable plane of existence, did I.
These people are just... Bizarre. As an SF/horror/fantasy/action fan, I always went to these genres to AVOID boring personal themes like expounding on sexuality, identity and other idioticies.
Yeah, a gay guy who thinks being black is enough to make him special should somehow be interesting? Byach pls.
Exactly, most of us go top sci fi for the grand ideas and theories.
Yes the individual characters matter but, for example Babylon 5, most of the story is about big themes that apply across the various races in the show.
Because many themes are universal.
You sound so ignorant bro get a life
Yeah. It’s like…most SF/horror/fantasy/action fans want to dance with myths, journey through the stars, fight beside their brothers/sisters-in-arms, and ponder soul level topics that people across nation and creed recognize. This show reads like the writers/actors are the “popular” people who criticize fantasy and sci-fi for not being “real” enough, when their most profound thought in a week is probably what color of clothing they should wear!
ojesuswept thank you so much
Exactly this. When I want to escape present social and political issues, I pick up any book by Lovecraft, Tolkien, Poe and many other works, be it books, films, TV series, sci-fi based concept albums... Exactly what I need to get away from all this crap.
R(ussel)eTarD(avies) decided to turn one of the most famous and loved sci-fi into a rotting dumpster and lit it on fire. Oh yes, I'm "sure" they will get 3-5 new fans for every "bigot" (read: a self-respecting person who has enjoyed Doctor Who for years, even decades). Sure, Jan, whatever you say.
The greatest introduction Doctor Who villain with a twist in Tennant era is The Master. That Derek Jacobi speech is absolutely terrifying. After The Master regeneration, Doctor and his companions slowly realised that The Master new regeneration identity is UK prime minister. And the terror begin for Doctor and his companions.
Utopia is one of my all time favorite episodes.
I just rewatched Season 3 finale. It was AWESOME. Season 3 was always one of my favorites, and Martha one of my favorite companions, a little underrated. Rewatching these episodes after being intimately familiar with the classic Masters, you can really hear so much of Roger Delgado inside Derek Jacobi's performance. However short, he left an indelible imprint on the role. I'm glad he's come back to it in Big Finish. Jon Simm is magnificent too as the younger, rejuvenated psychopathic Timelord. Who can forget the beating of the drums?
It's crazy how all my knowledge of Dr Who comes from a couple of compilations on youtube but even I can see that this is not the Doctor
My God, you’re right Russell T Davis has written a metaphor for why he cannot produce an episode worth a damn anymore! he metaphorically let an orange hand man out of his piano and now the guy takes a great deal of pleasure from sucking all of the creative energy out of him😮 my God it’s a genuine modern day snuff film
Lol, this is amazing. I am not even a Trump fan but seeing what he does to these people is priceless.
@@Shineinpoverty Trump: exists
Crazy leftists: "and so I took personal offense to that."
Ah damn i was listening to it, any1 got a timestamp?
@@Shineinpoverty all y'all loonies took one look at that and thought "Trump"?
deargods I'm so glad I'm not an American. Seriously, you all need, but do not deserve, serious help.
The fact this thing says "daddy was bad to me" tells you everything about these people
All music is destroyed in 1925, yet, in 1963 there are recording studios, rock bands amd musical instruements. To quote a Dakex, 'Explain! Explain!'
There's no explanation. They didn't think about it.
What good would thought do when there's an agenda to fulfil?
@@kentonbaird1723 We have entered the 10th circle of Hell.
@@KIA130123 don't pin this sort of twattery on a lesser evil like the Devil. You'd besmirch a RELATIVELY better reputation with defamatory association to such villainy.
Arnold Schoenberg killed classical music with 12 tone out of tune garbage.
As if continuity ever mattered in Doctor Who. One of the reasons why it's fun is because the creators don't worry too much about this sort of stuff.
“People talk loud when they want to act smart, right?”
“CORRECT!”
This is the definition of that joke .
In a disturbingly insane type of way….
Commentary still at its finest, Disparu 😆
5:57 my skin crawled after that moan, like I’m really uncomfortable now… just why 😭
Yeah, I think I’ve lost my sex drive entirely…
The viillin looks like one of the witches from hocus pocus 😂
I thought I was the only one who thought that!
Bette Midler, right? 😂
Piano teacher: "this secret forbidden chord was lost to history because evil" (plays a tritone).
Me: "Wait. A tritone? Is that the best you can do for an 'evil' chord? Seriously?"
You want to know something that actually sounds evil and demonic?
Play on the piano strings.
Like "The Banshee", look up that piano piece
And if it was lost to history, forbidden, and would summon a questionably deadly drag show, how did the guy at the start of the episode know it? And know what it sounds like enough to know "makes your spine tingle"?
Expecting logic out of these creativity-voids is a category error.
@@kentonbaird1723 When a dumb idea about some magic chord is done so poorly that it makes the Cosmic Key, from the live action Masters of the Universe movie, seem a hell of a lot more logical, and the guy who remembers the tones is a musician so that explains him being able to recreate it just from hearing it a few times.
Some rando knowing this forbidden thing makes no sense.
Oh dude, the Cosmic Key was a quintessentially 80's campy sci fi device. It matched the tone of the time and genre perfectly. AND they tried to make it make a lick of sense.
These days though - between this visual noise on Not The Who and the music note fight on Doctor Strange 2 - it's almost a certainty that the presence of deadly musical notes is a sign of diminished creativity.
@@toolatetothestory It's funny that you mention "The Banshee" because some of that is close to how the TARDIS's dematerialization sound was made.
Anyone old enough to remember MASH? Klinger wore a dress to try to convince the military he was mentally ill & get them to discharge him.
I bet in the _current day_ he'd wore a dress to get promoted to the four-star general rank and get a sweet Pentagon's spokesma... err scratch that... spokesperson job 🤣
@@Tallorian 👍🤣👍 Facts!
To be fair it was also just his genuine hobby and he was really good at sewing.
@@TallorianEven in MASH, powerful people in the military kept trying to promote him...even back then. He called THEM crazy for thinking he wanted to stay in the military. Scary how alike it is to our reality.
@@Tallorian There is more truth in your words than you know. Both the UK and US militaries are going down this kind of path.
This is horrifyingly bad!
Disparu is a LEGEND for watching this trash for us. You sir deserve a medal.
And a colon cleansing.
The purple heart...
In the US, it's awarded for being wounded in the line of duty.
My 2 year old daughter watches a show called Bubble Guppies that already did this episode. All the BBC did was add a drag queen.
Bubble Guppies sounds more interesting.
Nice to see they ripped off when Tom Baker showed Sarah Jane Smith the future when she made the exact same argument that it can't be gone because she exists. Except Sutek was actually intimidating and explained.
Exactly!
I'm surprised they made the Beatles white
Dunno some were looking pretty Asian
Wot! I thought they were The Rutles! 😉
@@philipebbrell2793I definitely saw Stig and Barry
God, I remember the genuine fear of Eccleston's Doctor when he was faced with a Dalek for the first time since the time war or when Tennant's Doctor was about to lose Rose. It meant something because if the Doctor was scared, then you were in trouble. It upped the stakes and made it all the more satisfying when he overcame that fear. Now, this "doctor's" fear feels hammy and is played just for laughs. Utterly pathetic.
One of the scariest monsters for me were the angels. They even freaked me out as an easter egg in witcher 3. The villains in this ..... s-show .... can be defeated with a slap.
@@V123es the Vashta Nerada (sp?) or the child looking for his mom. Anyone remember them. Or the genuine emotion when he reversed the effect on the zombie child and was praying to (to him) an nonexistent god that no-one dies "Just this once". Or when Rory chooses to guard Amy who is locked in the pandorica risking insanity and destruction for a 1,000 year vigil so she isn't alone, or Amy asking if she would be with Rory again if she lets herself be taken by the weeping angels and the loss in the Doctor's voice and face as he begs her not to do it. Now we have this.
@@fenrir6002 "nonexistent god" bro wtf are you talking about 💀
@@James.B.Russell canonically I don't believe that the time lords believe in a god as they tend to view themselves as deities in their own right. So the Doctor in some ways is so broken at that point (having just ended the Time War by whipping out his own home world and all of the tragedies and horrors he saw and committed) that he was desperately calling out even to beings that he did not believe existed that for once he could see a happy ending as opposed to another tragedy.
@@fenrir6002 I don´t think time lords denied the existences of god and the devil, but they think they are older beings and see themselves in the same league. Like when the doctor fought the Devil, he said he was a creature older than the universe, but didn´t seem him as a god..
It's as if RTD is acting out a personal camp fantasy and then wrapping it up with messaging, messaging, messaging. I bet Dame Edna, Danny La Rue, Kenneth Williams etc wouldn't have touched this script/series with a barge-pole.
watch out there is a bigot in the house
@@above.average.gaming.natio3026 Watch out, bot in the house.
2037, Ncuti Gatwa tells all about being groomed by the late Queer As Folk creator...
@@above.average.gaming.natio3026 oh noes! Mean names and hurty words!
Throw in Mr Humphries and Larry Grayson for good measure too
So basically RTD ripped off Robert Holmes and Pyramids of Mars when the Doctor takes Sarah to the 1980s if Sutekh escapes.
100% right and a good reminder to watch Pyramids of Mars instead of the current drivel! Thanks👍
Yeah when that scene came on I was like oh just referencing when the show was good
It's British pantomime masquerading as sci-fi. Panto is fun for a family in a theatre and the six year olds to scream and jump around at but this is a time honoured and respected SCI-FI franchise. It's F ridiculous lmao.
That's a insult to pantomimes!
They're crass, brash and silly, but the family ones are safe for all ages.
The average pantomime involves more effort than that mess. More acting and emoting too.
Widow Twanky gets more convincing when she's wondering were Alladin is.
Peter Pan has more depth than any of them when he meets Wendy.
There's zero effort gone into that.
It's amazing to see they've given Kathy Griffin a comeback role in Doctor Who.
Bette midler
@@andrealee8561😂😂😂😂😂😂
Try the "translate to English " button 😅😅😅😅😅😅
😂@@Chris-dy9gw
It's the piano Ma'am!
Lol😂
This episode is based as hell.
What would a Trans person do with the power of god? Take away freedom and destroy all of Humanity.
And SA their son.
Based as hell? Indeed! Literal HELL.
Based-economy!
Basically a temper tantrum that pulls in the neighbors and the extended family.
I don't know. What a would an imaginary, fictional creature do with the powers of another imaginary, fictional creature?
Since this show is a reboot, I think we should start referring to the TARDIS (Time And Relative Dimension In Space) as a Revived Equitable Time And Relative Dimension In Space, or RETARDIS,
😂😂
This new incarnation of the doctor annoys me more than whittaker. Its awful. Almost painful to watch. Bad acting, terrible stories, dance numbers. At least we can assume it won’t last much longer
The funny thing is that with some better writing, Whittaker's Doctor was salvageable. Even had some decent moments in between some really stupid ones.
This Doctor is supposed to have mojo and presence and... kinda lacks both.
@@Unethical.FandubsGames indeed. Whittaker was miscast but she was still a decent enoigh actor. Capaldi was excellent but saddled with some awful episodes but he managed to make them watchable. Shitty actor (my admittedly childish name for ncuti gatwa) is awful.
Please keep the episode commentaries going - there hilarious 😂
True Dr who is sadly no more - but these videos make my day it’s horrifically entertaining lol
I've been a Doctor Who fan since 1977, I still am a fan---this reeking dumpster fire of shit isn't Doctor Who so I don't mind being told I'm not a fan of it.
Bless you. Fan since 1978, feel the same.
Also '78. This show gave me ethical, educational, science-loving and reading values even my parents didn't put into me.
It's funny, because of that show I can tell you:
a better violin duel was in the 1984 version of "Unfaithfully Yours" with Armand Assante and Dudley Moore;
that the notes hovering above the piano only show the length of the note, not its actual pitch;
that world history is screwed because the dance number in 1963 wouldn't have corrected all the deviations since 1925;
and Davies is now obviously incompetent and needing professional psychiatric help;
but sure doesn't deserve it.
Oh, and that the "destroyed future" scene is a total theft from the Tom Baker episode "Pyramids Of Mars".
... whatever that festering pair-pile of trash those last two episodes were, not even time travel would help me understand that. That wasn't even a shambling skin-suit. It's all gone.
I used to buy merchandise from local PBS fund drives back in the late 70's.. early 80's just to keep the Doctor on the air. Had a poster of "The Master" above my bed next to Farrah and a few coffee cups that the Tardis would disapear when you added hot water. I scrimped and saved to buy every Doctor Who VHS tape out there. I wouldn't take a autographed DVD of this latest garbage for FREE. This is bad......really...really bad. Worse then bad! A complete and 120% utter failure!! So very sad...........
@@troffle The animated musical notes flying around was stolen from the last Dr Strange movie, same thing happened there. Everything in Who is a lame derivative of a better work.
@@rozzgrey801 I saw the same movie, I know that part. Whether it was directly stolen or not, I don't know and don't even need to care.
The problem is that still the fake Beatles couldn't possibly have known which notes to play because the notes that hung above the piano DID NOT IN ANY WAY INDICATE WHAT NOTES THEY WERE. Not even the relationship between the notes. The only think you could tell from those notes were the relative durations of the notes. Without the staff, without the five lines the notes sit on, they're more useless than emoji.
The devil’s chord thing is actively ticking me off. It’s a tritone. Everyone in music knows what it is. It’s part of music 101 and it’s a myth that it was ever banned. There’s no devilish legend attached to it anyway.
Well if it summoned a tranny cosplaying as Bette Midler in Hocus Pocus every time it would have been banned.
If it summoned a dude cosplaying as Bette Midler in Hocus Pocus every time it would have been banned.
Wow, really?
Everyone knows the devil's music is 3 sets of two tritones each. (OMG, it's 666, DO YA GET IT!!! Because we have to spell everything out for the stupid audience!)
@@Coasterlocity which part?
This is awful, just awful.
Shehulk was awful ......
The 13 th doctor was very painfully....
I don't know what the hell this crap is .......
@@waynehewett4017 A travesty.
I have no intention whatsoever of watching the actual episodes, but I _will_ watch your reviews of them.
As a Dalek; I find this defeat of the Doctor; where he has been torn down to a pathetic parody of his former self hollow and unsatisfying. We've won, but there is no pleasure in this victory.
The only horror the villain has is being a fashion horrorshow.
So glad i quit watching near the end of the Capaldi era… this narrative bowel movement would probably kill me.
Yeah, I even liked watching Mid-Capaldi, he was a great doctor. Anything after is hell in the shape of a TV show, riding on the coattails of success
Thats when i stopped watching also, but i found that even then, it was kinda taken over by Clara.
Same here. Clara was becoming too much of the show and then it just went off a cliff from there.
I did too. I gave Jodie a chance. The awful writing and acting let me down. I gave the new RTD era a chance. Honestly, if it were not for star power from David Tennant and Neil Patrick Harris, the episodes were also fairly awful, except maybe for the Giggle. But the excessive musical numbers, and childish plots are just not Dr. Who. Ncuti Gatwa is such a baffling choice. He is not the Doctor. He doesn't even use a British accent, for god's sake. At least Jodie had that.
Watch it 👀
Uh-oh, jailtime for Disparu in the UK?
He said "he" to that thing with orange hair.
that's just scotland isn't it? i got asked to leave a cafe for "misgendering" in america a few months ago, wild.
to be fair, the kid was also the thing with the orange hair and the kid said "daddy" hold on that means the kid called itself "daddy"
Wow. The more you think about it, the worse it gets.
what he deserves for living in a fascist country
RTD is also now a bit angry that people pointed out to him this episode has now shown trans men/drag queens are villains and creepy 😂
please please please tell me there's something actually published and written that shows that, and it's not just our wishful thinking.
Margaret Thatcher said "Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't."
The way Eccleston, Tennant, and Smith could command a close up shot was always amazing. Their ability to juggle joy, wonder, fury, and terror and hold your attention to the screen was amazing. They really carried their role, even on weaker episodes. This just feels like a lazy "oh a quirky character" job.
But he's BLACK, GAY, GENDER FLUID, INCLUDING A TRANS DUDE!! All the checked boxes taken care of. We'll be speaking MANDARIN sooner than later, because of how STUPID humans in the USA have become in A SLIVER amount. They're all still in California. In other words, with a small amount of people ruling everything, we're FUCKED.
Davies: "Davros can't be in a wheelchair because the kiddies will think everyone in a wheelchair is evil!"
Also Davies: "So the villain of the week is a ginger dragqueen...."
Is... is there something you're trying to tell us RTD?
According to some comments, the drag queen in question is apparently a controversial figure who's been banned from multiple gay bar for sexually harassing staff.
“Those wheelchair people, don’t you know, they have hidden weapons”
-RTD, probably.
It wouldn't surprise me if he was secretly very bigoted.
The only thing he likes is homosexuals.
The rest he hates.
Probably doesn't like disabled people.
And Drag Queens.
And his views on transgender people. Probably not good.
Perhaps he tolerates transgender men if they're homosexual.
Probably doesn't like Intersex people neither.
Or none binary.
I'm not joking. It strikes me he is a very twisted and bigoted man.
Hiding behind being leftist and progressive.
@@brockdavid RTD proceeds to put weapons in a wheelchair that belongs to a cripple that can walk, also, why does she get a wheelchair if davros cant have one?
It was incredibly brave of the BBC to make the doctor special needs.
Needs balls ⚽️ 🏀
Just like that brave episode of Quantum Leap.
Don't insult the special needs kids! I was a special needs kids and I don't like this anymore than you do.
RTD: It's offensive to have disabled people as villains, something something impossible for them to be evil.
Also RTD: Here's a non binary/gender neutral villain.
That's what makes it offensive 🤣
Yeah Russell is basically saying drag is evil
@@shanematthews1985 In my opinion, drag in itself isn't an issue.
It starts to be one when they try to get children into it. Similar to many other agendas they try to manipulate kids into, that is something I don't like.
So it is funny to me that this show has a character like that. I guess this went over his head.
Thus ironically creating a stereotype of Drag queens being evil ugly gay men in dresses wearing clown makeup
So if music hasn’t been good or existed for (I think the beetle says 20 years or something) why would pianos and guitars exist anymore?
Do you remember how quickly record players, vhs players, cassette players, floppy drives, cd players, etc disappeared after they stopped being useful?
Why did that old lady have a piano in her home? But no one had any record players?
Also, who's been keeping that piano in tune?
You MUST continue these reviews. I beg you . Also, side note, you didn't comment on the bit that made me shout at the tv (Yes, I'm ashamed) when the Dr (He's not the Dr, he's a semi-finalist in the most annoying character to ever be put on screen and he's up against am-dram champion, Ruby Doomsday) steps out of the Retardis and mentions Maestro by name. Did Maestro introduce itself? Did I miss that? It's possible, I was retching a lot. Honestly, Eurovision was on after this and it felt like a 4 hour Chekhov play by comparison.
This Maestro guy looks like Bette Midler, which I'm going to call him: Kidde Diddler
I can't believe I couldn't put 2 and 2 together until I read your comment.
That's who he reminds me, Bette Midler in Hocus Pocus.
@@maraudershield9923 or if Bette Midler and the Mad Hatter from Alice In Wonderland 2010 had a child
That is what The Maestro actually did to their son, and I'm really confused why no one in the comments is talking about it.
@@hisaceinthehole3426 Those type of comments always get deleted. CSA cannot be mentioned, even in comments, on RUclips.
@@S_raB that actually makes sense. For a while there, I was getting seriously blackpilled.
I think you're being overly generous in saying that the show got nuked in this latest nonsense. At this point, even the Daleks are ashamed of the Whoniverse they are a part of
The Daleks are unironically the heroes for wanting to stop the show by making the show unmakable
At this point I'm rooting FOR the Daleks.
waiting for the supreme Rainbow Dalek this season!
I hate that I'm rooting for the daleks
@@stevenedwards8353we have to support them now.
No, you HAVE to review each episode, pleeeease! I love being able to see the shite without watching it, your commentary makes it enjoyable!
This has to stop now! Russell T Davies needs to banned from the BBC and Ncuti Gatwa has to be banished to musical theatre. How dare they be allowed to destroy such an iconic TV show with this woke crap. Hartnell, Troughton and Pertwee will be spinning in their graves 😢
Could Boy George in his prime knock out Monsoon Baboon in a cage match?
They've manged to turn an iconic tv show in to a clown show of epic proportions.
What, about any of that trash, was in any way epic? It didn't even deserve that.
Yeah its kinda crazy how this is a thing. Its a freaking joke right now and just laughable. I really hate that they keep pushing out the real fans for this crap.
In other words, it's a Disney+ show.
"Were gonna replace one lost fan with three new fans who come for the representation" - 'looks at viewership' ......who wants to tell him....they.....zer....whatever
Yes but they meant 3 total, they were just confused and bad at math
Are these new fans in the room with us right now?
@117haseo3 its because their numbers only allow them to replace 1 person with 3 of their representatives.. total! thats why the views are declining so rapidly
the majority of the viewers are reviewers covering the downfall of a 60 year old classic
Shouldn't the Beatles have been black, lesbian quintet... y'know... for diversity's sake?
I was thinking on those same lines... good on you for saying it!!!
The race swapper was already used with Newton,gotta cool it down a little.
they were in white face
22:44 A man wearing high heels on the rubbles of your civilization. Truly a visionary show.
I subbed for these breakdowns. Please continue if you think you can survive the process.
Geeky Sparkles from Clownfish TV said it best about the musical nonsense episode: "Sing us a song, you're the piano ma'am" 🤣
Didn't think I'd live long enough to root for the Daleks and the Cybernen.😑
So finally you come to the truth. Daleks wish to destroy the _inferior_ so that the _superior_ can thrive. Modern writers wish to destroy everything good to spread their _inferior_ crass filth everywhere.
Dylan Mulvaney: Watch me ruin a successful legacy brand with one video.
Jinx Monsoon: Hold my Tampax.
I physically cringed when she said "I was born in 2004"... I thought "Poor you"....
The more cringe crap they put out, the more I appreciate the 90' and even early 2000'.
Episode 0: singing goblins.
Episode 1: talking babies.
Episode 2: a drag queen who can't sing is the embodiment of music who actually seems to hate music...
Also it's 100% fantasy now. Hardly any science fiction in sight.
*Woke Writers:* For every bigoted homophobic "Dr. Who" fan we lose, we'll gain 3-5 new ones here for the representation.
*The "New" Fans: . . . . . .*
*Woke Writers:* .....Aaaaany Second now......
*The "New" Fans: . . . . . . .*
*Woke Writers:* Yep, here they come, anytime now...
😂😂😂😂😂😂
*The Ratings:* Reality is often disappointing
Come on, that ~2% of the UK population is worth equal representation, so after 700+ episodes have we had 14? Erm, yes... so can we move onto more balanced casting - that aside I liked the episode, and The Maestro made for a good villain. This review was a bit heavy handed in it's critique despite a few points I agree with.
In my words for every 1000s fans left's they gain up to 5 new ones. Than loss another 1000s fans. Yep make sense
@@manticore5733 You're thinking equity, which is garbage. Representation is useless if that is prioritized over talent
To be fair, that is a great villain, this is what so many of us want to fight against in reality. That thing does seem creepy and evil and makes kids unsafe.
Yes, he looks like a creepy paedophile!!
I can see the design as a potentially great villain, but the execution lacked. To undefined and way too metaphorical, with no real rime or reason to it. Imo it isn’t the drag queen villain scheme that kills it, but the bad music theme and the „god with powers that we don’t need to apply consistently“ theme that kills it. It’s just badly written and doesn’t know how to hide it, so that all the plot holes just burry it.
I just can't believe how far the oldest longest sci fi TV show in the WORLD has fallen,
it's unrecognisable
Its now a Disney and bbc propoganda mouthpiece and nothing else.
Show this to fans 20 years ago lol
Dude, this is my first time on this page. Enjoyed this! So true!
Please do more episodes, I had so much fun watching this one. This material is pure gold for RUclips reviews
'Womanface', never ceases to make me cringe, feel nauseous and wonder where we went wrong.
What do you mean?
Agreed! As a woman, I find it really offensive, and knocks us back like 50 years.
@@anchoredhopes8896 search blackface then smash a few brain cells together… you should get it by then
@@anchoredhopes8896i think they mean drag which is the woman version of blackface.
He meant there will only be 3-5 people in total left watching by the end of the season, because of the representation...
And that is just the personalities🤭
Even the kid says ',That's my daddy.' donating a gender to someone that was referring to themselves as a 'them.' Then he melts the kid.
Wtf?!?
Shudders
It was literally put there for the character are you dumb? Jinx goes by she/her she’s trans like how ignorant can you be?? Just because a tv show is showing diversity and representation your pissing your little pants? Dr who was never a show made for you if you honestly believe that certain people shouldn’t be allowed in media
i mean matt smith, ecleston, and tennant did a better job of describing how people 'out of time' are still alive and they didnt need to time travel to show it(thereby creating a paradox)
Thanks!
Wait...Ncuti Gatwa's WHAT? I don't think he's had integrity since about age 6.
Oh he's acting with integrity alright. He's absolutely committed to what he believes. He has committed himself to the destruction/reconstruction of DR Who and means to do it. Remember that "Integrity" doesn't mean doing what's "right" according to someone else's moral code. It's acting within the spaces of the moral code you wish to follow.
He’d never heard of DW until the day RTD paid him for something disgusting.
i am 100% disgusted in regards to how Doctor Who evolved into this.
Devolving.
@@saalkz.a.9715 you took the words right out of my mouth.
*regressed
Mick Hucknall's plastic surgery was not entirely successful, I fear...
of all the queens they could have hired, they hired jinx. WEIRD.
Keep up the reviews, Disparu! You make everything fun.
You know that moment you feel like you went to bed, and woke up in some weird dystopian reality, ruled by weirdos? Some one slap me! This nightmare... I even see the shadows and spiders running for their lives!!
stop your crying, its a sign of the times...welcome to the final show, I hope your wearing your best clothes...
@@GH-ub7qzlosers have been saying it’s the end of times since the beginning of time. Lol MF was upset at Elvis for shaking his hips. You can find writing from the 1600s saying “society is deteriorating because the monarch was losing power. Y’all are just old, miserable and stuck in your ways.
I thought Netflix already had a huge category for what modern studios are churning out…. “Gay interest.”
They don't want to watch stuff made for them, they want to take away everything from those they hate.
So... after Space Rabies and The Devil's Choad, they've lost over half their audience. Imagine my shock!
I so hope you continue making these lol. Watching you suffer through it is the perfect way to view this car crash of a show