Alhan - The Five Pound Munch (Part 1) [@Alhan]
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- Опубликовано: 3 мар 2019
- We gave Alhan £5 to get a munch & here's what he decided to buy...
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This was the funniest one 😂😂
Nah Maxsta was
4s Over3s that was jokes too still
You are forgettin big jimmy jones
barlo90 alie 😂
Mustaq Tahmid trust me 😂😂
Man said are both ur parents white and then spudded man 😂😂😂😂
✊🏻
And then man played bieber 😂😭😂
this one killed me cant even lieee
DEEEAD 😂😂😂😂
Spartan Entertainment racist
The guy does a £20 munch every gasworks episode 😂😂😂
the uk version of sneaker shopping with complex
acreativename sneaker shopping is the American version of 5 pound munch...
Not the other way round
@@billyh7341 Correct, Grime report was about 5 years before complex's youtube
Looooooooool
Hows my man pressuring dat yute at the end😭😭
should of just took the tenner and went barbers
Yolanda The Panda ten?
Treat your self man be getting a tenner trim
Worst barbers in ldn right next to the shop he was in aswell 😂
😂🤣
@@fasttrainsliketheyjustsnif3623 u been in there? Lol
kid at the end was defo shook when lordie went crackhead mode
the boy said thank u, then he told him to say thank u 🤔
the edible kicked in
"Are both ur parents white?"
"Yeah"
"My guy!"
Hahahha
Lordy gettin more and more high throughout the vid deads me😂 keep it up my guy 💯
SAY THANK YOU YOUNG MAN 😭
that shops mad, i aint ever seen bossman selling 16gb usb😂😂😂
one of the chillest shop keepers yet
He needs to have patience in order to make his money
Shout out Turkish Adam Deacon
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Hahahhha Lordie I love these giveaways my g
Do you actually give this shit away though?
lordie youre using all of the lights for the intro UMG are about to claim the fuck out of this lool
Double or "nothing" lol
Met this don at Boiler Room last night his energy is something else. Proper positive and funny guy.
why u cappin for
8:46 man came out with Birmingham 😂
Hat shaped like a teat on a baby's bottle
Bro the funniest part of this vid was actually when Lordie said he took an edible 😂😂😂 wtf
Beeks S for real ffs man 😂😂😂😂😂
Naaa 16:11 the edibles possessed lordies soul im ngl that part had me rollinggggggggg
Man like alhan the man is too funny big up lordie and alhan been waiting for this one 💯
Need to get yung filly on this 110%.. would be funniest one hands down.
Yes! 👍😂
How do you spell Alhan?
"Alhanb 👊🏻"
Nah I don't think so fam
Aaron Mitchell woulda been to jokes if Lordie caught on to that and didn’t give him the tenner 😂
This is the best one so far the jokes with this guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Been watching a few munchies and had to sub after this one. Lordie killing it with production
This guys too funny cant believe i missed this in the past
Still makes no sense how he is 19
His humor is so ahead of his age. I know too many 19 year olds that are complete shitbags.
He's 20 now 🎉
Private school my bruddas
Is he actually though? Mad1
😂😂😂 lordie done him dirty on that 2nd question
Grime report back finally
Loooool the fact this is in my local is hilarious. Big up alhan every time
This guy will be a star.
Best one yet my g Alhan
Are both your parents white 😂
Turkish
@@maherhamadouch2005 Man picked up haram haribos
@@albertfrank4807 that's something that Hitler would say, and also it's not a fact, it's psuedo-scientific nonsense
albert frank lol wtf you on about actually mixed race people have the best genetics cause the widest gene pool. Go marry your cousin u wasteman
@@davidostar157 europeans have the strongest genes haha you have no idea what you are talking about ? the last time i seen a "mixed race" person in russia they were crying for the embassy because it was to cold . mixed race do not have the best genetics and a prone to illness and disease. stop talking rubbish . it is facts. a race that is pure eg african is the strongest then you have the white european . Saying a mix of both races is the strongest . the deeper the roots the stronger the genetics. just because you are mixed race sorry to break it to you but i recon you always have sickness and you have a baked bean face like fumin
This guy is so tapped I love him🤣🤣
Best one for a while man👊🏻
When lordie sent him back in the car in the beginning the edits r too funny 😭😂
welcome back
Why does the editing look like when someone uses editing software for the first time 😂 looking like a PowerPoint presentation!
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE BRUV
Jail changed Potter Payper
Ffs🤣🤣🤣
Put some respect on MOD general u pussio!!! Do u know mover ?? Potter will put u to soil
@@hrbtodisdaaay9221 🤣🤣🤣fanny
HRB To dis DAAAY 😭😭😭😭
Dons 19 madd lookin like Pablo escobar in his prime
How's man getting aces of spades free lool that shopkeeper the plug 😂😂😂
our holy father, coming home where he belongs to give the masses what they deserve
Slowly becoming an Alhan fan still, he seems like the guy you need to be around when you're high to get the best jokes LMAO
Lordie dashed out the rulebook for this. My mans budget went up and down like mad.
Was just thinking the other day how good gasworks and grime report would be together
“They do fam, I copped one the other da-“😂😂😂
That 'All The Lights' grime tribute is amazing.
Trust me bruv, need an ID ASAP
😂Class, that Justin beiber tune at the end coz it was a white kid with the bender's elite hair style was 👌🤣
Alhan is a fool for that intro 😂😅
Man said Palmers Green you know. Big up the ends
Palmers Greek
Tio989 trust , I’m greek myself😂
Your most famous goon is Ash Sarkar, real boss
Cmon
ValWop my guy 👊🏼
Yesssss lordie £5 munch just when a needed something to pass ten mins. We need another poundland rubbish vid asap 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lordie one of the funniest and realest guys out there
aye this is real box office content ya kna
“No more questions...I’m burnt out!” 💀💀🤣🤣🤣
Happy Birthday the legend 19 going on 45.
Alhan don't beat yourself treat yourself pmsl big up alhan 💯
YESS BROOOOO
Possibly my two favourite man on youtube
Ang tite lords !
THAT KID AT THE END AND MY MAN PUT IN "AND OHHHHHHHH IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE" GOT ME FUCKIN CREASIN FAM
I think you should do chunks haha be sick tha
best ep
Lordie need to start a new series 'Five pound lunch' loool
"When you gonna change your name to drill report?" Alhans acc got jokes
omdz! I lost attention half way through cz I was checking this one on the gram and her profile took me somewhere, then I rewound this like 5 mins and I'm so happy I did, maybe its the shrooms idk but this was so funny! can't believe I wasn't already subscribed.
it was nelsb._ for those of you that love the glute work
Just got to the end and I love that boss man honestly went to the blunts! I love that, he just thought what's the most exclusive thing I can show, blunts!
We back baby
He wasnt lying best shop in whole of london BOSSMAN SINCE DAY
This episode was too funny😂😂😂
Lordie sounded like he was gonna tear up 😂
£5 munch is the best show on internet and TV. Big up Lordie
Bruv the ending had me dying 😂😂
Lordie was not tryna give him the score 😂
Jheez man copped the ace of spades outta love 😂
I smell a gambling problem.
@ 10.55 😂😂😂😂 Lordie is a G... "see what you can get for free fam"
yessss about time we got 5 pound munch backkk
lol legit thought it was Alan just spelt different, nearly died when i heard how his name is pronounced. 😂😂
this one had man struggling to breathe 😂😂
bossman looked like D2 from invasion
"Yo keep it down I'm doing the 5 pound munch" even in 2020 these are still jokes, ffs😂😂
Looking at the dirty mags 😂 😂
Bruv where’s the video of him at supreme asking kids about politics ??? Need to watch that again
Shout out Lordie and Grime Report
Get some 7up Lordie had me dying we all know what he was sippin 😂😂
you gotta reverse dat!!!
Lordie and Alhan are a good blend yana 😂
Respect though, manz reaching for the top shelf on camera *bow, fist bump*
Alhan x Lordie has made my week
all i did was look at the thumbnail and it already had me dead
SAY THANK YOU YOUNG MAN. Fuck me that had me creasing 😂😂
Should've gave him 15 quid 5 for the munch and 10 for a fuckin haircut next door jeezusss
Trust Lordie to notice those dodgy magazines on the shelf. 😂😭
this is theeeee funniestt 5 pound munch simply cus its Alhan
0:43 Ofb was in there feelings
I felt personally attacked when you said “you don’t got no tv in ur yard?” Cz... my household doesn’t own one 😔😫🤦🏻♀️ not allowed! 😭😭
How do you not have a Television in your home? That's some harsh life you're living.
Where's part 2 lordie!
Alhan is one of the funniest guy around!
Bring it back
Are both your parents white?
My guy
"I'm feelin a little bit brexit"
“Are both your parents white?” “My Guy” ahahhaha
Who’s Roy cropper fam 😂😂😂that bit had me dying
gonna have to start doing 10 pound munch with the prices these days
11:49 Looool Lordie turn nitty, codeine fiend 😂