Alhan - The Five Pound Munch (Part 1) [@Alhan]

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  • @MT-qg7ev
    @MT-qg7ev 5 лет назад +1252

    This was the funniest one 😂😂

    • @armaanhafiz
      @armaanhafiz 5 лет назад +7

      Nah Maxsta was

    • @MT-qg7ev
      @MT-qg7ev 5 лет назад

      4s Over3s that was jokes too still

    • @barlo90
      @barlo90 5 лет назад +8

      You are forgettin big jimmy jones

    • @kwayvldn3682
      @kwayvldn3682 5 лет назад

      barlo90 alie 😂

    • @londonboy5211
      @londonboy5211 5 лет назад

      Mustaq Tahmid trust me 😂😂

  • @AaMz112
    @AaMz112 5 лет назад +1252

    the uk version of sneaker shopping with complex

    • @billyh7341
      @billyh7341 5 лет назад +52

      acreativename sneaker shopping is the American version of 5 pound munch...
      Not the other way round

    • @liverpool5146
      @liverpool5146 4 года назад +13

      @@billyh7341 Correct, Grime report was about 5 years before complex's youtube

    • @hakzmalone870
      @hakzmalone870 3 года назад +2

      Looooooooool

  • @willwinters2864
    @willwinters2864 5 лет назад +500

    The guy does a £20 munch every gasworks episode 😂😂😂

  • @HIQ45
    @HIQ45 5 лет назад +1740

    Man said are both ur parents white and then spudded man 😂😂😂😂

  • @yolandathepanda1124
    @yolandathepanda1124 5 лет назад +1437

    should of just took the tenner and went barbers

  • @Transformwithpuvi
    @Transformwithpuvi 5 лет назад +334

    kid at the end was defo shook when lordie went crackhead mode

    • @romashears5204
      @romashears5204 5 лет назад +16

      the boy said thank u, then he told him to say thank u 🤔

    • @rmna1590
      @rmna1590 4 года назад +10

      the edible kicked in

  • @tradaholic6792
    @tradaholic6792 5 лет назад +311

    Hows my man pressuring dat yute at the end😭😭

  • @tsmith5419
    @tsmith5419 5 лет назад +196

    Lordy gettin more and more high throughout the vid deads me😂 keep it up my guy 💯

  • @thehypest6118
    @thehypest6118 5 лет назад +102

    one of the chillest shop keepers yet

    • @BirdieBrietling
      @BirdieBrietling 4 года назад +2

      He needs to have patience in order to make his money

    • @TurquazCannabiz
      @TurquazCannabiz 2 года назад +1

      Shout out Turkish Adam Deacon

  • @omgitsme39
    @omgitsme39 5 лет назад +329

    SAY THANK YOU YOUNG MAN 😭

  • @r3b22ber3
    @r3b22ber3 5 лет назад +172

    "Are both ur parents white?"
    "Yeah"
    "My guy!"
    Hahahha

  • @jaysundj
    @jaysundj 5 лет назад +43

    Met this don at Boiler Room last night his energy is something else. Proper positive and funny guy.

  • @litmediauk2141
    @litmediauk2141 10 месяцев назад +8

    Imagine we could still do the £5 munch 😂, pack of doritos an yazoo milkshake 😑👊🏼😂

  • @dannypereira9819
    @dannypereira9819 5 лет назад +73

    that shops mad, i aint ever seen bossman selling 16gb usb😂😂😂

  • @omgitsme39
    @omgitsme39 5 лет назад +262

    Hat shaped like a teat on a baby's bottle

  • @chayburton3853
    @chayburton3853 5 лет назад +355

    Need to get yung filly on this 110%.. would be funniest one hands down.

    • @Soraizel
      @Soraizel 5 лет назад +3

      Yes! 👍😂

    • @thugmonk9837
      @thugmonk9837 Месяц назад +2

      £5 munch. Prison canteen edition

  • @jackofallsales4535
    @jackofallsales4535 5 лет назад +37

    8:46 man came out with Birmingham 😂

  • @yhs2942
    @yhs2942 5 лет назад +99

    Bro the funniest part of this vid was actually when Lordie said he took an edible 😂😂😂 wtf

  • @AJ4LYF95
    @AJ4LYF95 5 лет назад +216

    How do you spell Alhan?
    "Alhanb 👊🏻"
    Nah I don't think so fam

    • @grilledupuk
      @grilledupuk 5 лет назад +8

      Aaron Mitchell woulda been to jokes if Lordie caught on to that and didn’t give him the tenner 😂

  • @CommonG
    @CommonG 5 лет назад +70

    Naaa 16:11 the edibles possessed lordies soul im ngl that part had me rollinggggggggg

  • @nikhil_aryal
    @nikhil_aryal 5 лет назад +165

    Still makes no sense how he is 19

    • @493HZ
      @493HZ 5 лет назад +62

      His humor is so ahead of his age. I know too many 19 year olds that are complete shitbags.

    • @londonALI
      @londonALI 5 лет назад +4

      He's 20 now 🎉

    • @zahirmehmood
      @zahirmehmood 5 лет назад +14

      Private school my bruddas

    • @donself8182
      @donself8182 5 лет назад

      Is he actually though? Mad1

  • @mbains1991
    @mbains1991 5 лет назад +15

    😂😂😂 lordie done him dirty on that 2nd question

  • @colette7692
    @colette7692 5 лет назад +30

    This is the best one so far the jokes with this guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrBoxingVideos
    @MrBoxingVideos 5 лет назад +20

    This guy will be a star.

  • @Qeifu
    @Qeifu 5 лет назад +7

    Lordie dashed out the rulebook for this. My mans budget went up and down like mad.

  • @unitedasleeds
    @unitedasleeds 5 лет назад +198

    Are both your parents white 😂

    • @maherhamadouch2005
      @maherhamadouch2005 5 лет назад

      Turkish

    • @fardinahmed313
      @fardinahmed313 5 лет назад +5

      @@maherhamadouch2005 Man picked up haram haribos

    • @maherhamadouch2005
      @maherhamadouch2005 5 лет назад +32

      @@albertfrank4807 that's something that Hitler would say, and also it's not a fact, it's psuedo-scientific nonsense

    • @davidostar157
      @davidostar157 5 лет назад +32

      albert frank lol wtf you on about actually mixed race people have the best genetics cause the widest gene pool. Go marry your cousin u wasteman

    • @albertfrank4807
      @albertfrank4807 5 лет назад

      @@davidostar157 europeans have the strongest genes haha you have no idea what you are talking about ? the last time i seen a "mixed race" person in russia they were crying for the embassy because it was to cold . mixed race do not have the best genetics and a prone to illness and disease. stop talking rubbish . it is facts. a race that is pure eg african is the strongest then you have the white european . Saying a mix of both races is the strongest . the deeper the roots the stronger the genetics. just because you are mixed race sorry to break it to you but i recon you always have sickness and you have a baked bean face like fumin

  • @Candydude130
    @Candydude130 5 лет назад +21

    Dons 19 madd lookin like Pablo escobar in his prime

  • @snsnsnsss
    @snsnsnsss 5 лет назад +17

    our holy father, coming home where he belongs to give the masses what they deserve

  • @epictag7879
    @epictag7879 5 лет назад +13

    How's man getting aces of spades free lool that shopkeeper the plug 😂😂😂

  • @bakerrrc1900
    @bakerrrc1900 5 лет назад +42

    Jail changed Potter Payper

    • @marshwiggle9676
      @marshwiggle9676 5 лет назад

      Ffs🤣🤣🤣

    • @hrbtodisdaaay9221
      @hrbtodisdaaay9221 5 лет назад

      Put some respect on MOD general u pussio!!! Do u know mover ?? Potter will put u to soil

    • @JD-wi2kg
      @JD-wi2kg 5 лет назад +4

      @@hrbtodisdaaay9221 🤣🤣🤣fanny

    • @User10111
      @User10111 5 лет назад +1

      HRB To dis DAAAY 😭😭😭😭

  • @tfadeanlockett288
    @tfadeanlockett288 5 лет назад +3

    Man like alhan the man is too funny big up lordie and alhan been waiting for this one 💯

  • @letstalkaboutit4666
    @letstalkaboutit4666 5 лет назад +5

    This guys too funny cant believe i missed this in the past

  • @asowavy6185
    @asowavy6185 5 лет назад +6

    “They do fam, I copped one the other da-“😂😂😂

  • @shadowswest9612
    @shadowswest9612 5 лет назад +8

    Alhan is a fool for that intro 😂😅

  • @ominxusbeats7490
    @ominxusbeats7490 4 года назад +4

    Slowly becoming an Alhan fan still, he seems like the guy you need to be around when you're high to get the best jokes LMAO

  • @ethanackley9783
    @ethanackley9783 5 лет назад +4

    Loooool the fact this is in my local is hilarious. Big up alhan every time

  • @astrowor
    @astrowor 5 лет назад +2

    Grime report back finally

  • @themoonmandan3131
    @themoonmandan3131 5 лет назад +11

    Happy Birthday the legend 19 going on 45.

  • @ScarcityStudios
    @ScarcityStudios 5 лет назад +2

    welcome back

  • @MrLWGreen
    @MrLWGreen 2 года назад +1

    Why does the editing look like when someone uses editing software for the first time 😂 looking like a PowerPoint presentation!

  • @AM-qn1nv
    @AM-qn1nv 5 лет назад +4

    This guy is so tapped I love him🤣🤣

  • @jamesa380gray
    @jamesa380gray 5 лет назад +7

    😂Class, that Justin beiber tune at the end coz it was a white kid with the bender's elite hair style was 👌🤣

  • @conordee6518
    @conordee6518 5 лет назад +8

    Lordie need to start a new series 'Five pound lunch' loool

  • @PefectCell
    @PefectCell 5 лет назад +5

    Lordie one of the funniest and realest guys out there

  • @wahaba2938
    @wahaba2938 5 лет назад +5

    WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE BRUV

  • @r3b22ber3
    @r3b22ber3 5 лет назад +3

    £5 munch is the best show on internet and TV. Big up Lordie

  • @Spiinellii
    @Spiinellii 5 лет назад +47

    all i did was look at the thumbnail and it already had me dead

  • @raymondpjoyce
    @raymondpjoyce 5 лет назад +9

    Was just thinking the other day how good gasworks and grime report would be together

  • @waynekerr866
    @waynekerr866 5 лет назад +3

    Should've gave him 15 quid 5 for the munch and 10 for a fuckin haircut next door jeezusss

  • @specialpixiedust
    @specialpixiedust 5 лет назад +10

    I smell a gambling problem.

  • @V3ryW3LL
    @V3ryW3LL 5 лет назад +1

    When lordie sent him back in the car in the beginning the edits r too funny 😭😂

  • @valwop7190
    @valwop7190 5 лет назад +69

    Man said Palmers Green you know. Big up the ends

  • @oldmangamer382
    @oldmangamer382 5 лет назад +2

    Yesssss lordie £5 munch just when a needed something to pass ten mins. We need another poundland rubbish vid asap 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Idk-dd2gn
    @Idk-dd2gn 5 лет назад +3

    “Are both your parents white?” “My Guy” ahahhaha

  • @mlondon6601
    @mlondon6601 5 лет назад +3

    "When you gonna change your name to drill report?" Alhans acc got jokes

  • @natural420able
    @natural420able 5 лет назад +1

    Been watching a few munchies and had to sub after this one. Lordie killing it with production

  • @conzactive3840
    @conzactive3840 5 лет назад +2

    Lordie was not tryna give him the score 😂

  • @MrKiingpin
    @MrKiingpin 5 лет назад +39

    Are both your parents white?
    My guy

  • @conconr322
    @conconr322 5 лет назад +7

    I think you should do chunks haha be sick tha

  • @DreamClean
    @DreamClean 5 лет назад +1

    We back baby

  • @jdhill9184
    @jdhill9184 5 лет назад +12

    Who’s Roy cropper fam 😂😂😂that bit had me dying

  • @augustaskaralius8786
    @augustaskaralius8786 5 лет назад +2

    He wasnt lying best shop in whole of london BOSSMAN SINCE DAY

  • @soukybird9274
    @soukybird9274 5 лет назад +1

    I felt personally attacked when you said “you don’t got no tv in ur yard?” Cz... my household doesn’t own one 😔😫🤦🏻‍♀️ not allowed! 😭😭

    • @andredrayton5668
      @andredrayton5668 5 лет назад +1

      How do you not have a Television in your home? That's some harsh life you're living.

  • @jordangoodyear294
    @jordangoodyear294 4 года назад

    THAT KID AT THE END AND MY MAN PUT IN "AND OHHHHHHHH IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE" GOT ME FUCKIN CREASIN FAM

  • @user-or7nv3uq4f
    @user-or7nv3uq4f 5 лет назад +3

    "I'm feelin a little bit brexit"

  • @thinkbecome1219
    @thinkbecome1219 Год назад

    omdz! I lost attention half way through cz I was checking this one on the gram and her profile took me somewhere, then I rewound this like 5 mins and I'm so happy I did, maybe its the shrooms idk but this was so funny! can't believe I wasn't already subscribed.

    • @thinkbecome1219
      @thinkbecome1219 Год назад

      it was nelsb._ for those of you that love the glute work

    • @thinkbecome1219
      @thinkbecome1219 Год назад

      Just got to the end and I love that boss man honestly went to the blunts! I love that, he just thought what's the most exclusive thing I can show, blunts!

  • @samyheath8103
    @samyheath8103 5 лет назад +3

    Looking at the dirty mags 😂 😂

  • @bungled7702
    @bungled7702 4 месяца назад

    Started with double or nothing on £5 munch, now Alhans out in Vegas on the roulette. It all started with £5 munch!!!

  • @thebandit1853
    @thebandit1853 5 лет назад +2

    Jheez man copped the ace of spades outta love 😂

  • @sammorton956
    @sammorton956 5 лет назад

    Best one for a while man👊🏻

  • @mez9843
    @mez9843 3 года назад +1

    "Yo keep it down I'm doing the 5 pound munch" even in 2020 these are still jokes, ffs😂😂

  • @HIQ45
    @HIQ45 5 лет назад +4

    Alhan x Lordie has made my week

  • @vsopvisionsstartedoverpain9636
    @vsopvisionsstartedoverpain9636 3 года назад +1

    Bring it back Lordie this show is needed

  • @preetscloset4116
    @preetscloset4116 5 лет назад +2

    Trust Lordie to notice those dodgy magazines on the shelf. 😂😭

  • @kaynebk7462
    @kaynebk7462 5 лет назад

    Best one yet my g Alhan

  • @d.snutts7791
    @d.snutts7791 5 лет назад +4

    Shout out Lordie and Grime Report

  • @adesgymzone
    @adesgymzone 5 лет назад

    “No more questions...I’m burnt out!” 💀💀🤣🤣🤣

  • @shivambhatt7503
    @shivambhatt7503 5 лет назад +1

    Alhan: are both your parents white?
    Kid: yeah
    Alhan: my guy *spuds*

  • @aBrightDarknessHD
    @aBrightDarknessHD 5 лет назад +60

    Man can't get a Ace of Spades for £5 wtf😂😂😂😂

  • @Peter-ur3yy
    @Peter-ur3yy 5 лет назад +1

    They're saying Kozzie had the weirdest five pound munch because he bought some fruit, but let's not forget Mic Righteous just bought a 10 deck of B and H dual capsule

  • @syrusghaly3016
    @syrusghaly3016 5 лет назад +19

    Alhan pulling up in a Tesla 😂 the gas 💨 is workin fam lmaoo

    • @syrusghaly3016
      @syrusghaly3016 5 лет назад +1

      Arolite 92 😂😂😂

    • @user-ik9yh6rh9e
      @user-ik9yh6rh9e 5 лет назад +5

      @Arolite 92 that's why he's P'd up, certain man are out here wearing all their money with zero in the bank👀

    • @gooboid
      @gooboid 5 лет назад +5

      *in his mom's Tesla

    • @user-ik9yh6rh9e
      @user-ik9yh6rh9e 5 лет назад

      @@gooboid bruv if you saw how much he gets just for doing Gasworks alone, it's a madness

  • @ib2928
    @ib2928 5 лет назад +1

    Get some 7up Lordie had me dying we all know what he was sippin 😂😂

    • @prof_135
      @prof_135 5 лет назад

      you gotta reverse dat!!!

  • @RJC-ve5qe
    @RJC-ve5qe 5 лет назад +1

    Lordie and Alhan are a good blend yana 😂

  • @Mr1011Gr0ve
    @Mr1011Gr0ve 5 лет назад +6

    0:43 Ofb was in there feelings

  • @ThatKidJakee
    @ThatKidJakee 5 лет назад +2

    bossman looked like D2 from invasion

  • @ciarannewman5772
    @ciarannewman5772 5 лет назад

    SAY THANK YOU YOUNG MAN. Fuck me that had me creasing 😂😂

  • @TheVicco13
    @TheVicco13 5 лет назад +1

    this one had man struggling to breathe 😂😂

  • @Kobain222
    @Kobain222 5 лет назад +1

    @ 10.55 😂😂😂😂 Lordie is a G... "see what you can get for free fam"

  • @trippersnipper99
    @trippersnipper99 5 лет назад +22

    Naaa this caught me off guard

  • @YungBobs
    @YungBobs 5 лет назад

    YESS BROOOOO
    Possibly my two favourite man on youtube
    Ang tite lords !

  • @chargeittothegame688
    @chargeittothegame688 5 лет назад +3

    Alhan knows about the haribo super mix

  • @wazzak2312
    @wazzak2312 5 лет назад +1

    Alhan is hilarious I can’t lie

  • @493HZ
    @493HZ 5 лет назад

    That 'All The Lights' grime tribute is amazing.

    • @zuavohra
      @zuavohra 5 лет назад

      Trust me bruv, need an ID ASAP

  • @coldsnotes3465
    @coldsnotes3465 4 года назад +1

    alhan was defo set 8 😂😂😂

  • @soffpant8208
    @soffpant8208 5 лет назад

    Lordie sounded like he was gonna tear up 😂

  • @brandg3435
    @brandg3435 5 лет назад +2

    Whys it say part 1? Where's part 2 then lords?

  • @todoroki_4527
    @todoroki_4527 5 лет назад

    aye this is real box office content ya kna

  • @grime1
    @grime1 2 года назад

    Man said “A L H A N B” 😂

  • @ChoobChoob
    @ChoobChoob 4 года назад

    Adam Deacon is like a mini DJ Khaled

  • @mashembo
    @mashembo 5 лет назад

    lol legit thought it was Alan just spelt different, nearly died when i heard how his name is pronounced. 😂😂