Roblox rat stapler... ??

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
  • SOME MERCH FROM LAST TIME GOES ON SALE AT A DISCOUNT TOMORROW- THEN NEW STUFF NEXT WEEK
    Play here: www.roblox.com...
    TODAY I play rat stapler which is honestly the only roblox game that matters

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  • @xiaoleung
    @xiaoleung 3 года назад +5074

    This is the strangest game ever

  • @randomlafourche
    @randomlafourche 3 года назад +660

    "My babe went to Comic Con without me"
    "She's probably cosplaying with another man"
    "She probably went to Fur Con without finishing her fur-suit"
    I like the over arching story

    • @jamal2982
      @jamal2982 3 года назад +9

      Flamingo is getting to you kids heads

    • @squidzzcafe
      @squidzzcafe 3 года назад +2

      Im confused

    • @travelsizedarchie
      @travelsizedarchie 3 года назад +11

      @@jamal2982 you mention us as children, yet you are 8 years old yourself?

    • @jamal2982
      @jamal2982 3 года назад +3

      @@travelsizedarchie Your asking if I'm a 8 year old I'm actually 14 if it wasn't for youtube guidelines flamingo wouldn't act like this.

    • @mygodddbruh7030
      @mygodddbruh7030 3 года назад +3

      @@jamal2982 Actually, if he didnt want to act like “this” he could just not be family friendly i mean he doesnt have to be family friendly lots of youtubers curse

  • @secretly8072
    @secretly8072 3 года назад +441

    Alberts best line ever:
    "I thought you were going to Furcon with an unfinished Fursuit!"

    • @mcderple8501
      @mcderple8501 3 года назад +4

      No I think it’s AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    • @Bogeywithdahogey
      @Bogeywithdahogey 3 года назад

      Or: LOOK AT THAT, THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.. my pee- went down... and now it’s clean!

    • @Catsk1es
      @Catsk1es 3 года назад

      Time stamp?

    • @secretly8072
      @secretly8072 3 года назад +2

      @@Catsk1es 3:19 :)

    • @wanazahari8758
      @wanazahari8758 3 года назад

      My fav line that he says is “uwu”

  • @Red_Rifter
    @Red_Rifter 3 года назад +175

    Hey thanks for visiting our game (Toilet Testing) Flamingo/Albert! Sam surprisingly wasn't as ecstatic about it as I am. Not entirely sure why just I think he was more surprised. He originally made the game so he could test out his guns he made and his sirens (he is a siren enthusiast.) But thanks again for visiting! I was thinking about adding a link to this video in the game's description but then I realized it's probably gonna come off as clout chasing so we'll just stick with the way it is. A lot of things have changed since the last time you played, mostly there being too much Admin abuse by people who begged for Administration, now we are working on a couple new games and hope to attract more attention in the future. With that said, thank you so much for visiting our game!

  • @TomClownery
    @TomClownery 3 года назад +3342

    *Glitch just entered the chat*

  • @gumball4191
    @gumball4191 3 года назад +636

    “A dead babe is better than no babe.”
    Words of Wisdom

    • @AyyooEsther
      @AyyooEsther 3 года назад +26

      ᵂᵒʳᵈˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍᵒᵈˢ

    • @JulioCesar-uk7jj
      @JulioCesar-uk7jj 3 года назад +11

      *Screams cutely*

    • @addisonkilpatrick2603
      @addisonkilpatrick2603 3 года назад +7

      @@JulioCesar-uk7jj poops cutley

    • @SpikeyBagel
      @SpikeyBagel 3 года назад +6

      @@Ppwpepfepdsdldl *vomits cutely*

    • @rose-vn7dw
      @rose-vn7dw 3 года назад +8

      @@SpikeyBagel has diarrhea sets a bomb in everyone's house murders every single human on the earth kills dogs *CUTLEY* OWO

  • @skittlesthetortoise724
    @skittlesthetortoise724 3 года назад +300

    rat:”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
    Flamingo:”my babe is pretty no matter what.”

  • @verysadcatc7897
    @verysadcatc7897 3 года назад +595

    The Rat Stapler game is reference to Squirrel stapler
    Edit: Squirrel Stapler is a indie weird horror game about hunting squirrels and staple for your dead wife idk... and then the God has mad... same as this video in 4:16 it used the same music from the squirrel stapler.
    Let’s just say Squirrel just replaced with rat in this roblox game. Also in the sewer...

    • @lol-ki5cp
      @lol-ki5cp 3 года назад +11

      Why did you say this 5 days ago lol

    • @wasteland7154
      @wasteland7154 3 года назад +18

      And the model is from Jerma's rat movie

    • @likeoimate
      @likeoimate 3 года назад +3

      Omg really

    • @ranium6149
      @ranium6149 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @no7f4ng63
      @no7f4ng63 3 года назад +4

      No duh

  • @tracewilhite93
    @tracewilhite93 3 года назад +433

    “I didn’t like that”
    ((Like .3 milliseconds later))
    “I liked that”
    -Albert, the indecisive rat stapler

  • @isaiahidiot8143
    @isaiahidiot8143 3 года назад +413

    Albert:"Im not scared of you anymore"
    Also Albert: *gets scared*

  • @fleshiez
    @fleshiez 3 года назад +458

    “i could give her some uh.. blood soup?”
    *unus annus flashbacks*

  • @OverStrive2008
    @OverStrive2008 3 года назад +447

    It's weird how a lot of people put the "no-face" mask in games but nobody mentions it's from the 2001 award winning animated film spirited away.

  • @faecore668
    @faecore668 3 года назад +318

    "A dead babe is better than no babe" top ten inspirational quotes 2020

    • @cocainut8369
      @cocainut8369 3 года назад +7

      No

    • @ryazs
      @ryazs 3 года назад +4

      @I Am KevinBB x2 ew no

    • @Shadow-yq8wg
      @Shadow-yq8wg 3 года назад +1

      @I Am KevinBB x2 self promo

    • @minifuntom2054
      @minifuntom2054 3 года назад +2

      this man is the god of words fetch him his crown

    • @Yourdad619
      @Yourdad619 3 года назад

      @I Am KevinBB x2 You again?

  • @sunken00
    @sunken00 3 года назад +616

    He is like Kevin in Home Alone 1, he said, "I'm not scared of you anymore." Then he was immediately scared again.

    • @ryazs
      @ryazs 3 года назад

      Yes

    • @squidsaj1302
      @squidsaj1302 3 года назад +2

      nice quote integration, my lit and comp honors teacher would be proud

    • @shoxerx7406
      @shoxerx7406 3 года назад +2

      @@squidsaj1302 damn you had to mention honors

    • @mr.incognitoyt2235
      @mr.incognitoyt2235 3 года назад

      @@shoxerx7406 Damn, chill out

    • @agrainofsalt8070
      @agrainofsalt8070 3 года назад

      Lol

  • @emeraldhamster
    @emeraldhamster 3 года назад +281

    My hamster listening to what I'm watching: "I HAVE TO ESCAPE EMIDIATELY"

    • @carlasummers9289
      @carlasummers9289 3 года назад +5

      Yea my Guinea pigs are momomo there so loud poor rats = Guinea pigs

    • @macarontea7894
      @macarontea7894 3 года назад +7

      hamster:AHHH FUGE UMM UMM AH HA OUT THE HOLE KIDS
      OMG HIGHLIGHTED REPLY YAYY 4 LIKES TO OMG

    • @name-uh5ee
      @name-uh5ee 3 года назад +8

      Hamster stapler

    • @wheredidmysockgo
      @wheredidmysockgo 3 года назад +2

      My dead rats watching this from heaven: 😳

    • @vasilvasilev1665
      @vasilvasilev1665 3 года назад

      Yeep

  • @mhertoro
    @mhertoro 3 года назад +76

    “You’ve done well so far, but that was just level one. Not that there is a level 2.”
    nice man

    • @berryxx823
      @berryxx823 3 года назад

      There is a level 2?!

  • @cartoliravioli2391
    @cartoliravioli2391 3 года назад +260

    I feel like Cleetus is actually the most qualified character to do this

  • @sadiafaheem1742
    @sadiafaheem1742 3 года назад +388

    *imagine if he forgot to press record after all that scariness*
    edit: thank u for so many likes in 6 hours

  • @madisonlambo2243
    @madisonlambo2243 3 года назад +368

    You should play "The home" (it has a black screen and then red writing saying "The Home" it's really fun too.!

  • @potatochip422
    @potatochip422 3 года назад +76

    “There’s no WAY you’re cosplay in another guy,right?”
    Her: *angry junko poses*

    • @danganronpahasconsumedmewh8483
      @danganronpahasconsumedmewh8483 3 года назад +2

      I don't love you enough so I'm joining despairs side 😤

    • @potatochip422
      @potatochip422 3 года назад +3

      @@danganronpahasconsumedmewh8483 oh no don’t do that😡😡😡😡

    • @zerotodalabandoned292
      @zerotodalabandoned292 3 года назад +1

      Wait kokichi is from Danganronpa right? Sorry, I’ve only watched DR: The Animation and almost finished the prologue of DR2

    • @potatochip422
      @potatochip422 3 года назад +1

      @@zerotodalabandoned292 yes he is! I recommend you watch a play through of the games, they’re amazing. Someone I highly recommend is kubscouts, he can be loud and swear though so if you don’t like that type of you tuber maybe try looking for someone else

    • @lamhw
      @lamhw 4 месяца назад

      how did the danganropa get here?

  • @ellymichael818
    @ellymichael818 3 года назад +121

    I can speak for others when I say we miss myth videos!
    now I know you have to be invited by a myth person and stuff but you can trick them into inviting you. Simply messaging Chuck Lloyd “hey Chuck, how have you been?”, will start a conversation, continuing myths. A lot of myth hunters have made recent discoveries about the smiles, chuck, the rhymes or whatever.
    I do think this would be exciting for yourself and your viewers!
    Like this so Albert can see!!
    (i did write this on the last video if you wanna go find and like that toooooo, love you fatties)

  • @asushin8844
    @asushin8844 3 года назад +110

    Albert: "why is the toilet glowing red? "
    **tbhk theme intensifies as Hanako-kun rises from the toilet**

    • @kalissaw.7835
      @kalissaw.7835 3 года назад +8

      Hanako-kun why are you out of the school toilet?

    • @mxlodiic1984
      @mxlodiic1984 3 года назад +3

      Oh no.. ALBERT RUNNN

    • @mxlodiic1984
      @mxlodiic1984 3 года назад +2

      @@kalissaw.7835 Maybe she graduated

    • @haven7236
      @haven7236 3 года назад +2

      if that happen tho .-.

    • @bliindmouse
      @bliindmouse 3 года назад +1

      Lmaos

  • @waffles3463
    @waffles3463 3 года назад +115

    "You're right she'll never love me. I don't even have any rats"
    -Albert 2020
    Edit: Tysm for 100 likes!! My max is like 4 usually XD

  • @pysocatine
    @pysocatine 3 года назад +19

    I love how Flamingo can skateboard, has rolled down a hill with a mannequin, has experienced the strangest groups of people on and out of games, has had several experiences with other youtubers, and has played some of the coolest and scariest games out there, yet is absolutely taken aback and in awe at a roblox toilet.

  • @mistersmoothmcgroove9009
    @mistersmoothmcgroove9009 3 года назад +124

    The original game is on steam called “Squirrel Stapler “ in a bundle called Dread X Collection 2

  • @aliviaplum4413
    @aliviaplum4413 3 года назад +327

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Albert: *Is amazed by a toilet flushing and refilling*

  • @_b0sil
    @_b0sil 3 года назад +308

    I love how Albert is just reviewing each toilet 😂 and he’s like “oh yeah I like that toilet” 😂

    • @ballincat431
      @ballincat431 3 года назад +2

      I love albert wen he,s say blood soop

    • @mr_dont3758
      @mr_dont3758 3 года назад +5

      who knows? that toilet could actually be a nuclear warhead made to eliminate a country.

    • @kjnleys
      @kjnleys 3 года назад +1

      Let me guess... you commented 85 comments on his channel

    • @battleprojects2359
      @battleprojects2359 3 года назад

      I recognize that beep but I cant put my finger on it

  • @lol-bt5sl
    @lol-bt5sl 3 года назад +27

    Albert: If you don't like rats being stampled and screaming on top of their lungs
    *Rats united has left the chat"
    *Kitties united has joined the chat*

  • @mikaylacleary5777
    @mikaylacleary5777 3 года назад +264

    "Look, a dead babe is better then no babe." -Albert 2020

  • @WHOSHIRO0
    @WHOSHIRO0 3 года назад +148

    Flamingo : “What’s so scary about that?”
    Me : THE RATTTS!!!

    • @Clos-uf5sz
      @Clos-uf5sz 3 года назад +2

      @I Am KevinBB x2 your the best youtuber to ever exist. Please make more content

    • @Floonter
      @Floonter 3 года назад +1

      @@Clos-uf5sz How?

    • @zackym6210
      @zackym6210 3 года назад

      RATS

    • @BilliamwiIIiam
      @BilliamwiIIiam 3 года назад

      @I Am KevinBB x2 It's a me Mario

    • @ashymoth7632
      @ashymoth7632 3 года назад +1

      Rats are beautiful

  • @slimewipe
    @slimewipe 2 года назад +5

    Fun fact: this game is inspired by Squirrel Stapler, a first person game where tou shoot squirrels in a forest, and you staple them to your skinned wife to please this “God.” I remember this voice actor from half life 1 streamed the game. The overall gameplay, the execution of it, and the ending was genuinely horrifying to me, especially with the choir singing “GOD IS COMING” at the the end.

  • @dafloppa7627
    @dafloppa7627 3 года назад +38

    Roblox: 'This game it's a platform to create your imagination'
    The Imagination:

    • @robloxfunnyanimations4271
      @robloxfunnyanimations4271 3 года назад +2

      The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

    • @Blue93737
      @Blue93737 3 года назад +1

      @@robloxfunnyanimations4271 what

    • @umyozarniwin
      @umyozarniwin 3 года назад

      ok

    • @karennenicoleandolero9125
      @karennenicoleandolero9125 3 года назад

      @@robloxfunnyanimations4271 Understandable, have a great day.

    • @schemesthefox1255
      @schemesthefox1255 Год назад

      @@robloxfunnyanimations4271 So motivational, almost shed a tear

  • @Flamingo_Vlogs
    @Flamingo_Vlogs 3 года назад +34

    I wonder if flamingo truly knows how much we love him...

  • @defaultgamer592
    @defaultgamer592 3 года назад +124

    "I didin't like that.'
    not a second later:
    "I like that"
    4:44

    • @chonadizon7844
      @chonadizon7844 3 года назад

      next is im crazy but you like that xD

    • @PUI0
      @PUI0 3 года назад +1

      Omg that is Mista’s nightmare

    • @shane6722
      @shane6722 3 года назад

      Bobux

    • @shane6722
      @shane6722 3 года назад

      $/Bobux

    • @shane6722
      @shane6722 3 года назад

      Dobuhx. udhdrkfj. hi

  • @kingofhorses5745
    @kingofhorses5745 3 года назад +3

    3:26
    that's kindve happened, there was a dude who showed up wearing a fursuit made out of carpet samples and plushies he'd...well, "had his way with". He followed people around at cons and cleared out whole rooms because of the suits rancid stench, he never washed the suit. Truly one of the staples of "holy shit im so disturbed" in the furry community

  • @zion2794
    @zion2794 3 года назад +29

    "Babe we need to have a conversation, youre not cosplaying with another guy are you?"
    "Youre not going to furcon with another guy and an unfinished fursuit are you?"
    I havent laughed at a flamingo video like that for a while

    • @xspengy315
      @xspengy315 3 года назад

      They all make me cackle how can u not laugh at every vid

  • @mkhn1996
    @mkhn1996 3 года назад +121

    About the whole wearing dead animals to a FurCon, there was a... "notorious" person who wore a suit made of stuffed animals. Look it up, there is so much more.

  • @not_trisha9106
    @not_trisha9106 3 года назад +103

    Good morals in the story :
    “Some toilet SUCK but some are GrEaT”

    • @Ali-zs7fj
      @Ali-zs7fj 3 года назад

      @@user-sc8uu9kf3o n o

    • @matasovich3446
      @matasovich3446 3 года назад +1

      @@user-sc8uu9kf3o shut up

    • @livinghop2674
      @livinghop2674 3 года назад

      @Not_Trisha True

    • @kasumii3341
      @kasumii3341 3 года назад

      @@user-sc8uu9kf3o hi there bot

    • @matasovich3446
      @matasovich3446 3 года назад

      Even though he deleted his reply, he can't delete the truth

  • @macaron_freak3453
    @macaron_freak3453 3 года назад +50

    “Do I have to build a base?”
    What you gonna build with five rats and staples

  • @twproductionsfr
    @twproductionsfr 3 года назад +131

    "My babe is at comicon without me, she gonna cosplay with another guy"
    Albert the Skinny man

    • @blinkseditz9580
      @blinkseditz9580 3 года назад +1

      He is not skinny haven't you seen his muscles

    • @snek3335
      @snek3335 3 года назад +4

      @@blinkseditz9580 yeah he is the most *musclely* man

    • @lexiemei1075
      @lexiemei1075 3 года назад +1

      albert big boy. big boy in old vlong on other channel ALBERT

    • @crimes2004
      @crimes2004 3 года назад +2

      @@lexiemei1075 beeg
      Sorry

  • @cayleeann6697
    @cayleeann6697 3 года назад +90

    OH. MY. GOD. I JUST PLAYED THIS GAME WITH MY FRIEND AND I LITERALLY SAID "Imagine if Albert played this" HJSK-
    ALBERT PLEASE PLAY "Worms"

  • @krishanalimerchant
    @krishanalimerchant 3 года назад +42

    "Dead babe is better than no babe"
    - Flamingo
    THESE ARE THE WISE WORDS FROM ALBERT THE SUPERIOR GODLY BEING

    • @trxvesty2018
      @trxvesty2018 3 года назад +2

      Stans like you are weird and scare me.

    • @frostyfloofy6786
      @frostyfloofy6786 3 года назад

      @@trxvesty2018 Ever heard of *Dream stans*?

  • @ScrungleBungle
    @ScrungleBungle 3 года назад +11

    Imagine going into the sewer with a staple gun and an axe like “ time to give my wife some *RAT*

  • @Flamingo_Vlogs
    @Flamingo_Vlogs 3 года назад +24

    Yesss! Ive been waiting for you to upload all day!

  • @vihaanjain6593
    @vihaanjain6593 3 года назад +53

    Here's something that you can do with the drone:
    Make an announcement to the whole server saying that the police or FBI will be on full survailence mode and that if you get found you will be punished
    Set the spawn point to this type of jail /Mental asylum/ dark room, etc, so that when you kill them they will be teleported there :D
    (Yes it's like a hardcore game of hide and seek) in island life pardise :D

  • @SkatersofROBLOX
    @SkatersofROBLOX 3 года назад +47

    no one:
    albert: just imagine if some deranged psychopath showed up wearing dead animal skin. that just crossed my mind.

    • @rebel6301
      @rebel6301 3 года назад +2

      if some guy showed up at a furry convention with dead animal skin he's probably be kicked out by security or something

    • @AltairBlue
      @AltairBlue 3 года назад +2

      @@rebel6301 y e a h.

    • @xninewxw7559
      @xninewxw7559 3 года назад +3

      @@rebel6301 or arrested and throw into jail to rot

    • @kjnleys
      @kjnleys 3 года назад

      WOW you have 1K+ comments on his channel? Your a LEGEND

    • @SkatersofROBLOX
      @SkatersofROBLOX 3 года назад

      @@kjnleys i do?

  • @kim0927062708
    @kim0927062708 3 года назад +1

    Here's an idea: Make a massive maze in the server. Though, this maze HAS no end. You can tell the people in the server that they will get free admin / money if they escape. but since the maze has no end, they will be wasting all of their time trying to escape
    So SOME OF YOU have been saying i'm not cruel enough, so how about Albert becomes a demon and stalks people in the maze. He can also add ghosts and stuff. About the whole Zooming out thing, he can add an invisible roof to the top of the maze so he can see them walk around, but they can't see out of the maze. The "endless" thing could be similar to the infinite house video, where he builds a maze, copy and pastes it together, and voila. I also sorta meant like no exit, but for the extra aesthetic we'll make it really long. Good day, good afternoon, good evening. good night.
    Like so albert can see this

  • @Pukdo
    @Pukdo 3 года назад +138

    Every other RUclips: organizes videos so they don’t feel out of order.
    Albert: goes from a horror game to a game about flushing toilets.

  • @thatoneguy8879
    @thatoneguy8879 3 года назад +92

    “I’m gonna bring her red soup”
    *it isn’t that useful when their legit covered with red soup.*

  • @Oh_No_1
    @Oh_No_1 3 года назад +24

    Imagine hearing that scream after a rat being cought in a mouse trap 😀...

    • @Anhanglich
      @Anhanglich 3 года назад +2

      I'd cry.

    • @angelic_Death.
      @angelic_Death. 3 года назад

      Id be terrified because it would completely sudden

  • @samjarrett6192
    @samjarrett6192 3 года назад +25

    Albert: Has anyone pooped in a urinal before
    People in Elementary School: ._.

  • @chiliation5202
    @chiliation5202 3 года назад +36

    Fun fact: Flamingo said E over 500 times in his channel

    • @kyleehyatt7987
      @kyleehyatt7987 3 года назад

      No 1000 times ((☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

    • @fcrdr
      @fcrdr 3 года назад

      @@kyleehyatt7987 no infinite times

    • @Cosmiccosmos1112
      @Cosmiccosmos1112 3 года назад

      @@fcrdr no infinity and beyond times

    • @fcrdr
      @fcrdr 3 года назад

      @@Cosmiccosmos1112 btw can you check out my cringe content

    • @virksingh8672
      @virksingh8672 3 года назад

      I Am KevinBB x2 SHUT UP!!!

  • @JellyX8045
    @JellyX8045 3 года назад +77

    Albert: “if you dont like watching rats scream”
    Me: “I click your videos and do it everyday”

  • @vallycorpses
    @vallycorpses 3 года назад +300

    More than half of this comment section is going to have “A dead babe is better than no babe” as their senior quote..
    But I ain’t complaining cus he isn’t wrong 🖐😳

  • @___-ec7fp
    @___-ec7fp 3 года назад +30

    Me realising I’m having sleep paralysis: *looks at figure towering over me*
    The figure: 0:15

  • @makeupformelanin1969
    @makeupformelanin1969 3 года назад +16

    Me watching this:
    My pet rat seeing what I’m watching: Objective: Escape

    • @axeman5841
      @axeman5841 3 года назад

      Why do you have a rat? I'm hoping you mean a mouse .___.

    • @goobergobber
      @goobergobber 3 года назад

      ESCAPE

  • @Yeahyeah-q9v
    @Yeahyeah-q9v 3 года назад +15

    not even one second in and we got something disturbing
    *i love it.*

  • @Mynameishassan0
    @Mynameishassan0 3 года назад +35

    “The rat god is coming”
    Wait powie

    • @h4zrds
      @h4zrds 3 года назад +1

      powie is the king not the rat god

    • @basmestdagh3491
      @basmestdagh3491 3 года назад

      Yeah know ur rat community dude

    • @Mynameishassan0
      @Mynameishassan0 3 года назад

      Bruh in the group it says “rat GOD and king”

    • @h4zrds
      @h4zrds 3 года назад

      @@Mynameishassan0 yeah but that means they worship the rat god and powie both of them.

    • @Mynameishassan0
      @Mynameishassan0 3 года назад

      @@h4zrds powie is the rat god
      That was powie you saw in the video

  • @user-wr2kt8ht5k
    @user-wr2kt8ht5k 3 года назад +6

    I’m not sure, but I think it’s a reference to an old rom called “Squirrel Stapler”. It was basically the same plot but with squirrels.

  • @yeetertier138
    @yeetertier138 3 года назад +17

    This cheared me up a bit, a few hours ago my pet canary bird passed away. I believe that he isn’t suffering anymore. ❤️

    • @yourdailynoob7588
      @yourdailynoob7588 3 года назад +2

      I feel what your feeling
      :( my first leopard gecko passed away from chocking at 1 month old I loved him more than life

    • @xheartxbrokenx8799
      @xheartxbrokenx8799 3 года назад +1

      Awww I'm sorry.... 🤧🤧🥺😭

    • @xheartxbrokenx8799
      @xheartxbrokenx8799 3 года назад +1

      My cat died from getting hit by a car and I had to stand and watch... i couldn't do anything 😪🤧

    • @searing878
      @searing878 3 года назад +1

      I’m very very sorry for your loss 😓😓😓😭😭😢😢

    • @speedyy__
      @speedyy__ 3 года назад +2

      YeeterTier 13 I know what your talking about that happened to my cat

  • @byicy4664
    @byicy4664 3 года назад +20

    "You have met god"
    "Ok, no I havent."
    -Albert 2020

  • @maddiee1271
    @maddiee1271 3 года назад +105

    no one:
    my mom:
    wHy WoULd YoU sTaPlE rAtS

    • @AyyooEsther
      @AyyooEsther 3 года назад +13

      ᵀʰᵉ ᑫᵘᵉˢᵗᶦᵒⁿ ᶦˢ.... ᵂʰʸ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈⁿ'ᵗ ʸᵒᵘ

    • @sbeve1927
      @sbeve1927 3 года назад +2

      @@AyyooEsther So why wouldn't he?

    • @ethanalexanderfield1576
      @ethanalexanderfield1576 3 года назад +2

      @@sbeve1927 yes

    • @mr_dont3758
      @mr_dont3758 3 года назад +5

      ItS nOt A fAsE mOm!

    • @crustypenguin474
      @crustypenguin474 3 года назад +3

      Thou shalt not staple *squirrels*

  • @rulamantic
    @rulamantic 3 года назад +3

    4:05
    I think people find things more terrifying if there's a visible countdown before something happens
    You have the time to try and escape or do something, and it slowly fades for every second that drops

  • @thatoneguy8879
    @thatoneguy8879 3 года назад +18

    “Things I learned i quarantine”
    *dead rats is a design choice*

  • @nheirenecid7436
    @nheirenecid7436 3 года назад +22

    Mouse screams:*Squeak cutely
    Albert:*screams like a god*

  • @absolute_lad4438
    @absolute_lad4438 3 года назад +56

    albert: no music on my new dance trend just the sound of my toilet refilling after i fed it diarrhea
    also albert: *is fascinated by toilets flushing*
    me:

  • @fearfulhamster
    @fearfulhamster 3 года назад +6

    ‘LOOK AT THAT that is beautiful’ -albert 2020 while looking at toilets

  • @quack1570
    @quack1570 3 года назад +60

    Flamingo: “Show up to a furcon with dead animals”
    Me being a furry: Ah yes, as if I our suits in a suitcase is dead.

    • @mattsnotit7662
      @mattsnotit7662 3 года назад +2

      Well mine is made of dead wolfs so idk what ur suit would look like smh

    • @ExtraPrivatable
      @ExtraPrivatable 3 года назад +10

      flamethrower time

    • @muqaa
      @muqaa 3 года назад +3

      @@ExtraPrivatable flamethrower time

    • @reeryasa5
      @reeryasa5 3 года назад +1

      You been done been needing holy water

    • @name-uh5ee
      @name-uh5ee 3 года назад +1

      @@muqaa flamethrower time

  • @averysummerforest9471
    @averysummerforest9471 3 года назад +25

    nobody:
    albert: fascinated by toilets

  • @user-wv5je2er4b
    @user-wv5je2er4b 3 года назад +11

    When Albert's camera quality is better than your eyesight:

    • @FREDDY_FATBEAR0
      @FREDDY_FATBEAR0 3 года назад

      Oof that’s me

    • @dudeblizt6350
      @dudeblizt6350 3 года назад

      when you steal a comment:

    • @Chill_lxrd
      @Chill_lxrd 3 года назад

      Nice name
      It sucks

    • @dudeblizt6350
      @dudeblizt6350 3 года назад

      @I Am KevinBB x2 ok nigga

    • @grass904
      @grass904 3 года назад

      When I realize you copied this comment from someone else and then I say screw you:

  • @hyperlv-gaming
    @hyperlv-gaming 3 года назад +9

    *anyone ever notice how the song chanted “god is coming” in the rat stapler game?*
    no?
    ok

  • @luemkas
    @luemkas 3 года назад +25

    Imagine being in a hyper realistic dream where a counter counts down to a terrifying event and you wake up in a cold sweat

  • @dewdrop6708
    @dewdrop6708 3 года назад +48

    Me: reading a really emotional story and bawling my eyes out
    Notifications: rObLoX rAT sTapLer 😃

  • @sterrnie
    @sterrnie 3 года назад +18

    Bots "wHoS bEeN a FaN oF fLamInGo fOr a LoNg tImE?
    Me: Who been a junkbot for a long time...?

  • @MAC_00
    @MAC_00 3 месяца назад +1

    Rat Stapler is a reference to “Squirrel Stapler”, made by “Ducky Dev Games”. Originally created as part of The Dread X Collection II, Squirrel Stapler is a short (less than an hour long) horror hunting simulator that satirizes low budget edutainment games with pitch black humor and panic-inducing absurdist horror.
    A lonely man living in a remote cabin wakes up one day and realizes his beloved--a dismembered corpse nailed to the cabin wall--has been made ugly and rotten by the flies that swarm her. He wishes she were beautiful, like the squirrels of the wood. And so he sets out to hunt the squirrels of the wood, so that he might staple them to her and make her beautiful again.
    But that is easier said than done. A sinister presence lurks in the deep forest, and it has only one rule: "Thou shalt not staple squirrels!"

  • @wechub773
    @wechub773 3 года назад +62

    WHO ATE MY HOT WATER

    • @Default-A69
      @Default-A69 3 года назад +1

      @I Am KevinBB Ok

    • @brysonssg
      @brysonssg 3 года назад

      No E

    • @blxkutlr5060
      @blxkutlr5060 3 года назад

      Bot

    • @8pixy
      @8pixy 3 года назад +1

      @Selena Rodriguez Serrano how he is a bot

    • @8pixy
      @8pixy 3 года назад

      @@blxkutlr5060 proof

  • @A-Warthog-cc1wm
    @A-Warthog-cc1wm 3 года назад +76

    if anyone wanted to know, this game is a twist on the game "squirrel stapler"

    • @nerdswithcats7312
      @nerdswithcats7312 3 года назад

      yep

    • @Sayaka16-v7l
      @Sayaka16-v7l 3 года назад +2

      Bro u need to chill

    • @Lantern_Light
      @Lantern_Light 3 года назад +4

      Not even a twist. Just a straight rip. Dialogue and everything. just with less days and less secret content

    • @fishygump573
      @fishygump573 3 года назад +5

      i find it weird that even when ripping off an entire game, roblocks devs still fail at making it.

    • @adrianrulloda6167
      @adrianrulloda6167 3 года назад

      @Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 2 oh god another one

  • @isaabellam
    @isaabellam 3 года назад +15

    8:10
    “Has anyone ever tried to poop in a urinal?”
    True words of wisdom..

    • @tekashimaahshiha647
      @tekashimaahshiha647 3 года назад +1

      lol

    • @randomthings4805
      @randomthings4805 3 года назад +1

      Me who thought you had to poo in the urinal: Oh that’s why they were yelling at me.......oops

    • @yourdailynoob7588
      @yourdailynoob7588 3 года назад +1

      If flamingo said this is the vid I'm NOT watching this around my mom XD

  • @e-eleven1980
    @e-eleven1980 3 года назад +4

    The ghost thing on the picture from night shift is from japanese folktale spirits
    A movie that its in is called spirited away its PG if ya wanna watch it
    Edit: i wrote this at 5:00 in the vid

  • @alinxh1538
    @alinxh1538 3 года назад +20

    so this game is about someone tearing of their babe's skin and replacing it with rats then god comes

    • @ub200
      @ub200 3 года назад +3

      Y’know the normal sort of stuff

    • @flaming.river.
      @flaming.river. 3 года назад +2

      Thats not what everyone does? Pretty sure itsnormal

  • @chunga_baby_the_third4388
    @chunga_baby_the_third4388 3 года назад +49

    No body:
    Some more people:
    Game: “you have no rats”
    Albert: “your right she’ll never love me ;(“

  • @janelle623
    @janelle623 3 года назад +53

    “Look a dead babe is better then no babe”
    Maybe that should be a proverb

  • @abuoscio773
    @abuoscio773 3 года назад +7

    2:51 welcome to my anime obsessed life

  • @thespokyskull3774
    @thespokyskull3774 3 года назад +30

    Albert 2019:*USING HOT BABE AND YES QUEEN AND E*
    Albert 2020: *USING YOOOOO*

    • @lounakurma8138
      @lounakurma8138 3 года назад +2

      @I Am KevinBB x2 You deserve the hate because of the videos and what your commenting when we click on you we know what video you comment on and what you said "STFI" "SHUT IT BOTS" "BOTS"

    • @indonesianv1nce427
      @indonesianv1nce427 3 года назад

      @I Am KevinBB x2 B O T

  • @destinyawaitsyouofficial
    @destinyawaitsyouofficial 3 года назад +51

    Flamingo: Roblox Rat Stapler... ??
    *Rats United has left the chat*

  • @JustMe-ik7fx
    @JustMe-ik7fx 3 года назад +55

    Me: “rats”
    Me: OoO rats
    Flamingo: *screams*
    Me: AAAAAAAAAA *scared*

    • @eyad5212
      @eyad5212 3 года назад +1

      veri funni

    • @ilikefolders
      @ilikefolders 3 года назад +1

      r/youngpeopleyoutube

    • @Marfromwhovile
      @Marfromwhovile 3 года назад

      @@ilikefolders this would fit perfectly bc what they said didn’t even make any sense

    • @weezerlover911
      @weezerlover911 3 года назад

      @@ilikefolders yes

  • @ZMB_VRLRD
    @ZMB_VRLRD 3 года назад +7

    I think this would be normal compared to other games Albert has played.

  • @bagdallu
    @bagdallu 3 года назад +7

    “A dead babe is better than no babe”

  • @Antijo
    @Antijo 3 года назад +22

    Albert: *staples rat*
    rats united: WE SHALL MAKE THE SACRIFICE OF OURSELVES FOR OUR EMPEROR!

  • @kraidenz4058
    @kraidenz4058 3 года назад +55

    Claim your here before 1 million views achievement

  • @JimmyNeutronTheRealest
    @JimmyNeutronTheRealest Год назад +3

    you'd be surprised at how many times that has happened 3:23
    I'm pretty sure there was someone who bought live cats and then used their skin to make fur suits and wore it on Omegal or whatever

  • @somebodythatanimates3938
    @somebodythatanimates3938 3 года назад +260

    “Deal with pests, help ur woman, find God”
    -Albert Aretz 2020
    Another day to like my own comment (again)

  • @abtsay56
    @abtsay56 3 года назад +16

    Albert : *Dude He is Not even Really-*
    RAT GOD : **COMES**
    Albert : *Oh God Oh God*

  • @elora.a1818
    @elora.a1818 3 года назад +26

    Me:LETS STAPLE SOME RATS! Friend: Why…? Me: …don’t question ME.

  • @slothydrops
    @slothydrops 3 года назад +4

    “I thought you were going to furcon without finishing your fursuit”

  • @Ablox4426
    @Ablox4426 3 года назад +21

    POV: there’s no way your in full screen.

  • @Bampossible
    @Bampossible 3 года назад +61

    *OMG I HATE RATS but i would never...*
    DO THIS O_O!!!

    • @LinkHyrule_
      @LinkHyrule_ 3 года назад

      I will do it!

    • @jaxual
      @jaxual 3 года назад

      I would expect stapling them on someone ill staple them in the fire

    • @jaxual
      @jaxual 3 года назад

      except*

    • @GottaLoveGoku
      @GottaLoveGoku 3 года назад

      Why do you hate us😞

    • @grim4525
      @grim4525 3 года назад

      I like rats I’m hoping to get one as a pet one day.

  • @notweston2565
    @notweston2565 3 года назад +32

    Nobody:
    Not even a single soul:
    Albert as a rat AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @taurusgal9
      @taurusgal9 3 года назад

      I'll work at your offices in the BAU, when I'm an appropriate age. How ironic.

    • @dogbutcool7432
      @dogbutcool7432 3 года назад

      @@taurusgal9 your not so appropriate yourself “gamergirl69”

    • @sushitVA
      @sushitVA 3 года назад

      69

    • @Interdictiondeltawing
      @Interdictiondeltawing 3 года назад

      The FBI Is this video ok?

    • @3lynxesinapancake
      @3lynxesinapancake 3 года назад

      @dog but cool They're legit saying that they're gonna work there when they grow up what the hell dude

  • @aguyontheinternet8876
    @aguyontheinternet8876 3 года назад

    That “you are sleeping, Squirrel ;)” sounded so innocent Albert 9:35

  • @shiroutheb3st
    @shiroutheb3st 3 года назад +17

    "my babe went to comic con with me and she went cosplaying with another guy"
    *cough cough*

    • @thesily
      @thesily 3 года назад

      excuse me, did you just say comecon*

    • @clownjuice4617
      @clownjuice4617 3 года назад

      fursuit time

    • @name-uh5ee
      @name-uh5ee 3 года назад +1

      @@clownjuice4617 flamethrower time