this is really what 3rd wave 'feminism' boils down to, false narratives. since actual feminism has outlived its usefulness in western culture, new 'issues' have to be created. after all, there's money to be made by continuing the myths. meanwhile, women in other cultures are still treated like property, but where's the outrage about that?
Yeah, but she bitched when people thought it was Batman. That didn’t get her any recognition or personal attention so she put on a long wig the color of a traffic cone. That way criminals and people with male genitalia know that she’s batshit crazy and to avoid her at all costs. Just like real life.
@@johnalessi1835 - Nope, that is oviously not even possible, because: She is a woman! Men could only achieve the status "victims of her" , under no circumstances they are able to grow to enemies! Serious villains are women too, of course! Super villains are women and lesbian! Did you get it, worm? There will be only three sorts of worms (men): 1. Worms which doesn´t matter in any way. 2. Worms as minions. 3. Worms as victims.
@@philtanics1082 We've had it all before. Look at movies like Salt or Atomic Blonde. The problem is, some people (including women) actually believe that it is possible for a 80 pound sack of skin and bones to beat up a 200 pound trained male MMA fighter thanks to muhrtiehl errts.....
"The suit is literal perfection." "It will be........when it fits a woman." Wait...are you telling me there are DIFFERENCES between men and women? Do they have to amend the suit to fit the female form? Why....wouldn't that be objectifying the woman who wears it? A woman can do anything a man can do and do it better, so why can't she just slip on into that suit and work it...girrrrrlll!!!
Yes nothing says women empowerment like copying a male character that was created by a male and switching that character to female . Way to put in the hours ladies . ✊🏻🙄
OK from one Batman doesn't give up ! So whoever meet the script is a total Moron in kind of wrong and has feminism messages. I I can't believe You guys will fall for this.😒
FEMINIST: Batman sacrificed the best years of his life to protect the city until eventually retiring after he was no longer physically capable of performing his work due to injuries sustained whilst protecting an ungrateful city = he abandoned us.
Melodramatic JerBear and getting triggered by a stupid joke is exactly what an SJW does. A little melodramatic in your response there eh sweetie? Your name is quite apt.
"It will be ... when it fits a woman." I actually came close to throwing up. They captured everything on that is wrong with the FRU (female replicant universe - aka Wokelywood) in ONE line of dialogue.
When I heard that line in the trailer, I rolled my eyes so hard I gave myself a migraine... Other than thinking poor Dougray Scott was slumming it & in need of a GoFundMe if this was the caliber of gig he was up for, the Drinker’s & one or two other critical reviews are the closest I have come to watching this show/ train wreck- & I don’t regret my choice...
Oh what’s the point?! They’re never listening, anyway! Fuck them; let them go bankrupt on failed plans that pander to entitled misandrists. See if I fucking care.
My list: '' Don Quixote" ''Dune'', ''The Art of War'' (Sun Tzu) ''Childhood's End'', Lamb's ''Genghis Khan'', Dr. Stanley Manahan's ''Environmental Chemistry''
Batman is absent from this series because he said 'good morning' to Batwoman at the grocery store. Currently serving a 19 year sentence for that horrid display of sexual assault and misogyny.
"When it fits a woman" - why tho? It's not like she has any feminine body traits... Looking at her - she looks to be able to straight up wear hand-me-downs from a 16 year old guy.
She looks like an 80s chick in some cyberpunk movie, doing cocaine all day... Hell, I am one skinny fuck, but I am pretty sure that I could beat her up...
I get more and more glad that I stumbled onto this channel with every upload. Your brand of snark and carefree hatred speaks to me on a spiritual level.
Whatever happened to that guy. He screwed over the Republic by suggested giving emergency powers to the Democrats......I mean Palpatine. Then you see him at Amidala's funeral. Has any Star Wars Extended Universe material ever addressed his fate? I'm FAR more interested in that, than in this girl who steals Batman's cool stuff and pretends it makes her strong.
"It will be. Not when it fits _me,_ but when it fits, y'know, just 'a' woman in general. I'm not important or interesting. I'm just a representative of females in general." Batman never did anything because he was a man. He didn't even do it _as a man._ He just did it. This is bad writing.
What I'm impressed by is how there is NO market research before the CW launches a show. Comic book adaptations have always had a predominately male audience. Why would you use this as the vehicle for progressive agendas? Is there a large enough female target audience who is interested in comic adaptions to support this show? I just don't get it. Imagine if they made eat pray love with a male lead, I still wouldn't watch it!
"I dont want a man taking credit for a woman's work".... as she steals a man's life work.... yea that'll do it Edit: congratulations drinker on the growth of your channel, loving your content
And I was so hyped when they announced a Batwoman show... Well, I was also hyped when they announced the Bird of prey movie... Well, I was also hyped when they announced a new Star Wars trilogy... Man! Where did it go all wrong?
I could say it, but..... Our host here explained it better than i ever could. When you say out loud what they think you ought to be thinking/saying, it sounds.... irrational.
Its this sort of stupid crap that justified stupid movies and story telling like this one. You took a sexist part of societal exploitation that has been going on forever and combined it with a sexist saying... this really grinds my gears
"...no adversary can hope to defeat...sense of entitlement.." - You genius. I have seen this review so many times. More entertaining than the film, which I haven't seen.
@@firstLast-jw7bm that's actually the last step. First you have to have every character in you story praise the main character for being the bestest evar without them having done anything to earn said praise
I've said it before, but this would be very easy to fix. All you need to do is have her say things like 'my cousin was a great man and a hero to this city; I can never really fill his shoes, but I can't stand by and do nothing' instead of the cringy, self-entitled, SJWisms they have her saying now, and people would be embracing this.
Think of how many hundreds of thousands that could be saved by very simple youtube advice. How many thousands of (wo)man hours of art and craft that will go to waste. Not kidding.
They aren't even good at speaking to the audience they're looking for. "When it fits a woman??" Have you been to the women's aisle? Go ask a girl if it's easy finding an item that fits her. There's a reason SNL did a parody on the difference between a clothing store for men and a clothing store for women.
Meh... When she meet Scarecrow and he use fear toxic(masculinity) on her and she will have a vision about Trump 2020 she won't be able to wake up anymore.
I am so, so fucking glad I found your channel. I really don't give a fuck about movies, even though I go out to see them. But your delivery just makes me laugh my ass off, which highly needed in these days. Well done. I actually hope that in real life you are totally sober. Not for your well being necessarily, but it just make your character that much funnier!
Plus it looks like they're ignoring there "growth" part of the "Heroes Journey." Doesn't seem to be any struggle to overcome other than fighting the villain.
When I first heard her say Batman abandoned them I immediately thought " he's off somewhere busting his ass with the Justice League trying to save the rest of the world! "
He didn't ask for consent when he lifted away a feminist hostage, so now he's wanted for rape. He left the country and gave the society the middle finger.
CW = Can't Watch The question isn't "How does a show like this stay on the air?" The question is "How does this Network stay on the air?" Garbage TV for decades. Also, are writers so bad that they can't create original characters or heroes? Why not just create an interesting hero that fits the archetype they want to create from the get-go? Why piss off an entire fan base by perverting beloved characters that they apparently hate so much anyway. Lack of talent and trying to make a quick buck on established characters. The good thing about garbage is that when it really stinks people take it to the curb. Love your channel. Great job as usual!
I think it's really funny how your profile pic is Alita. It feels like a real badass character (who also happens to be a woman) is calling out this sexist hypocrite (who happens to be a woman).
@@ursaminor9780 Well it has to be a women to call out a women. If a man does it thats pure evil and sexist. But if a women does it that's equal rights.
I'm curious... in that fantasy universe, is the real Batman dead ? Because when he comes back, he's probably going to punch her face so hard it'll rip a hole in the space-time continuum. Does she have a plan for that occasion ? We know she's a lesbian, so an offer of free sex is off the table, and we know she doesn't have nearly enough muscle to even scratch the guy. Any theories ? Or is she just suicidal ?
@@TheNefastor im so confused with the approach of this series. Instead of doing the current version of "batwoman" they missed a chance to actually make people happy. Make the show about the barbra gordon story arc. Its way more interesting to new viewers of the franchise, and really nostalgic for those who watched the animated shows particularly the episodes known as "batgirl begins" and arkham games. Show her progress as she goes from a goofy tech kid, daughter of the police chief to her becoming Oracle and later batgirl. At the end of the series they can show how the joker paralized her. We have never seen a live action version of these story's. Same with the "death in the family" and "a killing joke" people want to see the important naritves, the popular /loved story arcs we read when we were kids. They need to make shows about the stuff fans love. red hood, Knight wing, batgirl (barbra gordon), hell, make a GOOD catwoman show, do the batman beyond story arch. There are sooooo many good choices for them to make a show based on. And they flat out missed that opportunity
The suit might be perfect, but what about the contents ? I'm pretty sure ultra-buff DC Justice League Ben Affleck Batman could punch her so hard she'd disintegrate into a spray of blood. Whereas if she were to land a punch on him, all she'd break is her own wrist. I mean seriously, she does look like she weighs 90 pounds. What kind of soldier was she supposed to be exactly ? The one that only uses a knife because a rifle is too heavy ?
@@TheNefastor She was pretty cool in XXX Return of Xander Cage. And decent i guess in John Wick 2. Other than that shes just been pushing the feminist agenda so she sucks.
@@eriklehnsherr5784 I've seen the movies you mentioned and I don't even recall her being in them. She didn't make an impression, I guess. Was she the mute bodyguard in JW2 ? That was a dumb concept. She couldn't use a radio or shout "hey guys John Wick is here". Who would hire her ? Anyway, have you seen JW3 ? It has a strong female character in it and she's written normally, not like a Rey or a Batwoman.
It's actually genius writing. It's the perfect analogue for modern feminism: A lesser-skilled female with a chip on her shoulder against her masculine betters, literally taking on the skin of a man far better than her, to bitterly prove a point that ultimately fails to garner public support. As a scathing critique of 3rd-wave feminism it's actually an absolute work of art.
mgtowfish73 thx added that. I thought about all female version of chuck norris like in missing in action then I remembered there is already fhe 20year old trilogy: pissing in action
Regarding 3:02 a "90 lbs. girl", Kate Kane as portrayed by Ruby Rose is no anorexic because she weighs 128 lbs. and stands 5 feet, 7 inches tall. Kate Kane (alias Batwoman) and Bruce Wayne (alias Batman) are cousins. Bruce Wayne's mother was Martha Kane and Kate Kane's father is Colonel Jacob Kane. Martha and Jacob Kane were siblings. Martha Kane married Dr. Thomas Wayne and became parents to their only child Bruce Wayne.
@@grecoconduris6716 I think the identifier is what they've turned into? So a biological woman who becomes a man is a "trans man", distinguishing them from a real man. Oops I mean "biological man". So if someone is a trans woman, that's a former man.
I used to read Wonderman comics when I was a kid. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonder_Man Looking back, what was cool about them was that he wasn't a Wonderwoman clone, he just had a gender-bent name. I feel like modern-day comics could learn from Wonderman.
Phil Royle Leeloo was the Supreme Being who saved the world from that asteroid. Girl power without the feminism. One of the greatest Sci-Fi movies of all time.
@@AfroCentauri I mean... Fifth Element was really trashy. Really trashy. There's way better sci fi films. With female leads. Alien? But, Fifth Element is better than this looks.
Развлечения
CW: This show is literal perfection.
Fans: It will be, when its canceled.
Got em.
@MidnightWasTaken the world idolized the US during Obama's tenure, now they just laugh at it.
HAHHAHAAAA NICE!!!
This show is literal perfection.
It will be, when it fits an actual narrative.
Very good one
“The original Batman has vanished, for unexplained reasons.”
I’m guessing he read the script.
Mmh, reminds me of something...
"Somehow Batman has vanished." X)
thank god he left before he made contact with that Sh*t
"The Batcave is LITERAL perfection."
"It will be. When it has a kitchen."
Ahhah
Aha!
🤣😂
It will be, when it has a framed “live, laugh, love” on the wall, scented candles, cats 🐈, and wine🍷.
"steals Batman's equipment and resources*
"I'm not letting a man take credit for a woman's work"
this is really what 3rd wave 'feminism' boils down to, false narratives. since actual feminism has outlived its usefulness in western culture, new 'issues' have to be created. after all, there's money to be made by continuing the myths. meanwhile, women in other cultures are still treated like property, but where's the outrage about that?
"I'm a strong independent woman that need no man! ... only his idea, money, mansion, suit, identity and respect."
Oh , the irony...
ikr? it almost feels dudes wrote this to make it ANTI female...you literally can´t come up with this shit....
Sounds like what our backwards courts give them in a divorce.
@@nuhuh4564 hahahaha pretty much!
Sounds almost like Kathleen Kennedy wrote and produced this flick
Don't wanna like cuz 404 not found
She doesn't need a mans help, so she goes to a mans house, steals his equipment and his identity... I laughed so hard at this
Tyrone Palma and had a man modify the suit.
Well it is like the real world when in a divorce :)
Yeah, but she bitched when people thought it was Batman. That didn’t get her any recognition or personal attention so she put on a long wig the color of a traffic cone. That way criminals and people with male genitalia know that she’s batshit crazy and to avoid her at all costs. Just like real life.
And forces a black man to help her tiny white nonexistent ass.
@@johnalessi1835 - Nope, that is oviously not even possible, because: She is a woman! Men could only achieve the status "victims of her" , under no circumstances they are able to grow to enemies! Serious villains are women too, of course! Super villains are women and lesbian! Did you get it, worm?
There will be only three sorts of worms (men):
1. Worms which doesn´t matter in any way.
2. Worms as minions.
3. Worms as victims.
In the 60's we got Batgirl. Now we got Batwoman. I can see it now, we will soon get Batmilf.
No, Cougar-Mom
Batgendernonspecific
Nope, all we will see is Old BATS!!!
Batthem.
What ever it is it will be in a burka, in the coming caliphate.
"The thing that no adversary can hope to defeat... an overwhelming sense of entitlement." can't breathe
'You know what I always wished Batman could be? A skinny anorexic child' 😆
I think I can't get it up anymore when watching women wearing leather.
I really hope Batwoman has some strong female characters- this looks too male-centric.
Imagine some little girl with an eating disorder dressed up like batman trying to kick a full grown mans ass? LOLOLOL
@@philtanics1082 We've had it all before. Look at movies like Salt or Atomic Blonde. The problem is, some people (including women) actually believe that it is possible for a 80 pound sack of skin and bones to beat up a 200 pound trained male MMA fighter thanks to muhrtiehl errts.....
@@davedogge2280 but you still get hard with men wearing leather right?
The thing that no adversary can hope to defeat:
An overwhelming sense of entitlement.
🤣
I loled so hard 😂😂😂
Really snorted at this one
Go away now...
Laughed so hard my Taco Bell flew all over my phone! Thanx man 😂
"The suit is literal perfection."
"It will be........when it fits a woman."
Wait...are you telling me there are DIFFERENCES between men and women? Do they have to amend the suit to fit the female form? Why....wouldn't that be objectifying the woman who wears it? A woman can do anything a man can do and do it better, so why can't she just slip on into that suit and work it...girrrrrlll!!!
Pussy ass pc culture who don't use brains but their jovial hearts.
naah it will be fine.
PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
She can't fit in the suit dude. But yeah saying it like that was cringy. And it's not the only cringy stuff she did.
The 800 dislikes outweigh the 27 thousand likes...at least on a scale.
Yes nothing says women empowerment like copying a male character that was created by a male and switching that character to female . Way to put in the hours ladies . ✊🏻🙄
Indeed. Whole premise of this show is just lazy as hell.
"Batman gave up on us"
Of course he did.
He watched the trailer.
OK from one Batman doesn't give up ! So whoever meet the script is a total Moron in kind of wrong and has feminism messages. I I can't believe You guys will fall for this.😒
FEMINIST: Batman sacrificed the best years of his life to protect the city until eventually retiring after he was no longer physically capable of performing his work due to injuries sustained whilst protecting an ungrateful city = he abandoned us.
More likely he heard someone was criticising islam and had to go accuse them of racism.
@@Aquascape_Dreaming This show is based on the Christian Bale Batman, not Batfleck....
@@VogtTD So batman exploded in nuclear hellfire and "died"
Superman: Do you bleed?
Batwhamen: Once a month.
That's sehxist!!
Buford T. Justice Brilliant!!!
This regurgitated joke makes those of us with legitimate concerns look as bad as SJW culture claims we are.
Inb4 they use something just like this line unironically in the show.
Melodramatic JerBear and getting triggered by a stupid joke is exactly what an SJW does.
A little melodramatic in your response there eh sweetie?
Your name is quite apt.
"It will be ... when it fits a woman."
I actually came close to throwing up. They captured everything on that is wrong with the FRU (female replicant universe - aka Wokelywood) in ONE line of dialogue.
Brian T Not Wokelywood, Pedowood
When I heard that line in the trailer, I rolled my eyes so hard I gave myself a migraine... Other than thinking poor Dougray Scott was slumming it & in need of a GoFundMe if this was the caliber of gig he was up for, the Drinker’s & one or two other critical reviews are the closest I have come to watching this show/ train wreck- & I don’t regret my choice...
That line would have been more effective if she was in the Batman suit at the time.
How many times does Hollywood need to be reminded of who the primary demographic is for comic books and comic book movies?
This
Oh what’s the point?! They’re never listening, anyway! Fuck them; let them go bankrupt on failed plans that pander to entitled misandrists. See if I fucking care.
Hollywood is going all out to encourage people to read books for entertainment.
So True
Hollywood is killing it self.
My list: '' Don Quixote" ''Dune'', ''The Art of War'' (Sun Tzu) ''Childhood's End'', Lamb's ''Genghis Khan'', Dr. Stanley Manahan's ''Environmental Chemistry''
@@whitefeather802 Here's my list: "Shogun", "Moby Dick", "Redwall", "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea", and Timothy Zahn's original Thrawn Trilogy.
I would already rather watch the movie reviewers than the movies themselves..lol..
Batman is absent from this series because he said 'good morning' to Batwoman at the grocery store.
Currently serving a 19 year sentence for that horrid display of sexual assault and misogyny.
Or he's the president now. The nation is calling.
@@Black-Circle That comment has won the internet for one hour!
Do you stand with Don?
If they only saw Batman's "performance" in American Psycho!
He's in prison in his other batman outfit because he was grocery shopping for the bat cave
I’m pretty sure that this video has more views than the actual show
And was way way more enjoyable
"When it fits a woman" - why tho?
It's not like she has any feminine body traits...
Looking at her - she looks to be able to straight up wear hand-me-downs from a 16 year old guy.
She looks like an 80s chick in some cyberpunk movie, doing cocaine all day... Hell, I am one skinny fuck, but I am pretty sure that I could beat her up...
I always thought Kate just needed to work out, maybe do some roids, then she'd fit the suit with no modification.
Shes no whamen!
But...The Ramones t-shirt and biker jacket says she's a strong, edgy, powerful whamen.
Well it doesn't make much of a difference if silicone is outside breasts. It's still all fake just like this identity bs.
Batman = criminals feared him because he is the sign of Justice
Batwhamen = criminals avoids her because they might misgender her
only thing you can be sure of is that you can tap it's ass, not sure if the rest is real.
That's so hilarious, I'm telling that joke to all my friends
I know right ....lol
Then it would be called Batzir
#DontTouchMahBatwahmen
I get more and more glad that I stumbled onto this channel with every upload. Your brand of snark and carefree hatred speaks to me on a spiritual level.
@Chris It was Game of Thrones for me. Tragedy has a strange way of bringing people together.
It was The Last Jedi for me. Specifically the apology video where he explains how he was wrong to criticize it. HILARIOUS!
For me, it was the booze. I also like to start my day with a strong cup of whiskey and a little bit of coffee.
Reading this thread really shows the quality of Drinkers work. We were all drawn by the hate, but for different reasons.
@Chris Same here (Or maybe it was my destructive toxic masculinity that guided me here like the dark side of the force).
A Jajar Bink's trilogy is looking pretty good compared to this.
Apostrophe?
Peppa pig is better than this
Whatever happened to that guy. He screwed over the Republic by suggested giving emergency powers to the Democrats......I mean Palpatine. Then you see him at Amidala's funeral. Has any Star Wars Extended Universe material ever addressed his fate? I'm FAR more interested in that, than in this girl who steals Batman's cool stuff and pretends it makes her strong.
Don't give them ideas!
"It will be. Not when it fits _me,_ but when it fits, y'know, just 'a' woman in general. I'm not important or interesting. I'm just a representative of females in general."
Batman never did anything because he was a man. He didn't even do it _as a man._ He just did it. This is bad writing.
Yeah, she might has well have just broke the 4th wall, winked into the camera and said 'right sisters!'
@@FunBobbyNI Exactly. The character is a mouthpiece and that's boring.
"I fixed the suit. Gal Gadot will be here in 15 minutes to put it on."
She would have fit Robin's costume perfectly. A little tighter at the chest and looser at the crotch maybe.
Why isn't it Batperson? Assuming gender is so 2018
Never assume she identifies as a person, she may identify as a bat in which case this should be called Batbat.
It's ok to apply a female gender as long as they make sure the male gender is trampled on in the process because it's so toxic.
What I'm impressed by is how there is NO market research before the CW launches a show. Comic book adaptations have always had a predominately male audience. Why would you use this as the vehicle for progressive agendas? Is there a large enough female target audience who is interested in comic adaptions to support this show? I just don't get it.
Imagine if they made eat pray love with a male lead, I still wouldn't watch it!
Bat...person?
I wouldn't assume their animal representation either. A more proper name would be AnimalPerson. Now that's a super hero identity for the modern era.
"I dont want a man taking credit for a woman's work".... as she steals a man's life work.... yea that'll do it
Edit: congratulations drinker on the growth of your channel, loving your content
Exactly my thoughts. The whole trailer seemed like a parody.
@@ramonserna8089 That's because it was.
A H.
I meant the original trailer.
Thank you. It's been quite a ride so far
@@ramonserna8089 Got ya. Read your comment too quickly and thought you meant Critical Drinker's video. Apologies.
And I was so hyped when they announced a Batwoman show... Well, I was also hyped when they announced the Bird of prey movie... Well, I was also hyped when they announced a new Star Wars trilogy...
Man! Where did it go all wrong?
at the drawing board
I could say it, but..... Our host here explained it better than i ever could. When you say out loud what they think you ought to be thinking/saying, it sounds.... irrational.
Apparently with you (and me and many other folks) getting hyped about shit like this
Stop getting hyped for things.
You know, they say a woman's work is never done.
Maybe that's why they get paid less than men.
Brutal
Its this sort of stupid crap that justified stupid movies and story telling like this one. You took a sexist part of societal exploitation that has been going on forever and combined it with a sexist saying... this really grinds my gears
@@0oDRAGONFIREo0 O' Fuck off now!
The whole comment is a joke but ok guys put your internet rage hats on because that really grinds my gears
@@0oDRAGONFIREo0 realy? Get a life you histerical psycho.
Can't wait for the "Social Justice League".
That would be real funny.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That's great... I love the internet
@@bmcfonzie Dayem RIGHT !
Yeah to all replyes.
Remember Spaceballs?
You just made me laugh
When Commissioner Gordan calls Batwoman, he'll use the "Virtue Signaller".
I suppose Gordon is now a woman too. Gender change procedure or maybe that's his daughter who took his job same way Ruby Rod took Batman's ?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Underrated comment, bravo
Hilariously accurate
Comment of the year!!!
"...no adversary can hope to defeat...sense of entitlement.." - You genius. I have seen this review so many times. More entertaining than the film, which I haven't seen.
"Go away now" - best closer on the toob.
Honorable mention to Steven Crowder : )
Better than "Like and subscribe?"
Let me Batmansplain this to you.
john tucker batlesbiansplain
In this case, it would just be Batnagging
Let me batma'amsplain this for you thank you veeeeeerrrry much
Don't add to genius.
Batmansplain it is.
Sonic: I have the most disliked video on RUclips.
Batwoman: Hold my strapon.
Almost every reply here is great - but this is pure gold! You win the internet today.
Holy shit.. Almost pissed my pants.. Hilarious..
Yeh mate, I literally LOL'd. My poor dog looked at me startled.
Eew... I don't know where that strap-on has been !
😆😆😆
I’ll pass on getting preached to about my manliness and whiteness.
In fairness, I don't think you're the target audience. Not everything has to be for you.
@@yessum15 Right, the target audience is lesbians and soy boys.
@@dgphi I mean definitely some lesbians. I think also probably younger girls. Doubt soy boys. In any case u shouldn't get so jealous of them.
@@yessum15 Jealous of whom? Soy boys? I don't understand.
@@dgphi All of the above. You just seem way too angry about something fairly benign.
Why couldn’t they’ve written “when it fits me.”?
Understood, one boys size coming up.
@Samuel Alsadi Feminism is collectivist. They talk about the group women as if it was only one person.
Or
...when the suit fits a woman
So this is not for you to wear then?
How to create a strong female superhero character in 2019:
Hijack an existing Male character's persona
@@firstLast-jw7bm that's actually the last step. First you have to have every character in you story praise the main character for being the bestest evar without them having done anything to earn said praise
You do know Batwoman is an actual comic, right? This show is just shite.
Hugh James-Berry hopefully the black widow movie corrects this.
In 2019?
Gender swap has been a standard comic book trope forever.
And, Batwoman has been around before this show.
If she just said "me" instead of "woman" the trailer would have been 90% less cringe. They are just trying to hard.
What they want to do is normalize this excessive and stupid virtue signalling, regardless of the cringe.
I've said it before, but this would be very easy to fix. All you need to do is have her say things like 'my cousin was a great man and a hero to this city; I can never really fill his shoes, but I can't stand by and do nothing' instead of the cringy, self-entitled, SJWisms they have her saying now, and people would be embracing this.
Think of how many hundreds of thousands that could be saved by very simple youtube advice. How many thousands of (wo)man hours of art and craft that will go to waste.
Not kidding.
That would make too much sense...and prevent the agenda at hand...
They aren't even good at speaking to the audience they're looking for. "When it fits a woman??" Have you been to the women's aisle? Go ask a girl if it's easy finding an item that fits her. There's a reason SNL did a parody on the difference between a clothing store for men and a clothing store for women.
Weapons grade sarcasm deployed in the most effective manner I have seen in a long time. Well done!
"Audiences certainly responded well to....."
(Capt Marvel, Last Jedi, and GoT finale video thumbnails pop up)
OOOH GOOOOOD
Impeccable timing
"That's her REAL undefeatable super power, an overwhelming sense of entitlement."
Best. Description. Of. SJWs. Ever! (and funniest)
Meh... When she meet Scarecrow and he use fear toxic(masculinity) on her and she will have a vision about Trump 2020 she won't be able to wake up anymore.
The CW needs to lose the right to make DC shows.
Better yet, it should perish.
Don't hold your breath. The CW is WB.
Cringe Worthy
They will. Just don't watch or pay for their shit. They're remaking ghostbusters without the all female cast.
Another channel who respects DC should make good shows.
This generation of writers, directors and studio executives only know how to ruin everything.
I am so, so fucking glad I found your channel. I really don't give a fuck about movies, even though I go out to see them. But your delivery just makes me laugh my ass off, which highly needed in these days. Well done. I actually hope that in real life you are totally sober. Not for your well being necessarily, but it just make your character that much funnier!
It looks like they're using the Disney formula.
No flaws +
No weaknesses +
No personality =
Good
Plus it looks like they're ignoring there "growth" part of the "Heroes Journey." Doesn't seem to be any struggle to overcome other than fighting the villain.
= profit... not good.. just profit.. all that matters.
No personality would likely be a step up.
" So i was stirring some coffee into my whiskey this morning " oh jeez , here we go again ...Increase sarcasm to maximum ...:)
His sarcasm goes to 11.
*whisky
And the obligatory black sidekick. ..check.
I was stirring some coffee into my whiskey this morning 🤣🤣🤣
This is the epitome of the sarcasm that I strive for in my everyday life!
She’s your typical “Strong Female Character”
The random L she's not female looking enough to be considered a typical female lead
Not gonna happen as long as DC and WB stay Woke.
@@cattyping2635 How transphobic! Looks don't matter, a strong female lead can have a nice feminine penis you know?
@@wulfherecyning1282 it's really past time for Bat-thing.
@@Black-Circle twinks aren't men
I love the smell of sarcasm in the morning. It smells of......victory.
Your sarcasm is next level! I worship you! X
Brie Larson probably has this preordered on Blu-Ray
Thank yoou verryyy much
Manny Salazar
I thought Brie Larson was the villain.
Brie is producing it under a false name so Marvel doesn't know shes helping D.C.
you mean on lazerdisc, dvd and bluray?
@@M3rcyKn1ght even vhs my son
"you're a female Bruce Wayne"
"No I'm a female ME thank you verrrrrry much!"
Haha..Please more ppl get this reference !
😂😂😂😂 Exactly! Right??? Wtf?
Hahahaha that interview was painful
Bree Larson vs Ruby Rose in a cringe contest,
GO!!
I understood that reference
I straight up thought you were going to say “and his own Morgan Freeman” now that would be awesome
Keeping a straight face through the whole video must be the hardest part of making these.
D&D’s special writing brought me to this channel.
same
Cosmic Ninja LOL, same here... wonder why since this plot is spotless
I audibly groaned at the "when it fits a women line." Ouch I don't know whether to laugh for cry anymore.
Just cringe all the way up into your butthole to create some kind of angry confused singularity like I did
It already had boobplates, weird feature for a suit allegedly designed for a man to wear.
Yeah that line is literally unbelievable.
Yeah can you help me unstick my eyes?they got stuck rolling in the back of my head...
@@spethmanjones2997 hahaha
3:42 - "And I confidently predict: this show will be around for many season to come". The drinker was right - at least 3 too many!
Humor is not dead. I am relieved to know this.
"So I was stirring some coffee into my whiskey this morning.." lol
My man !
*oldie, but goldie! :)
`A man shows up to hold her back because uhmm.....patriarchy`
That just cracked me
Sarcasm is so thick and dense, you can use it instead of cement blocks for masonry.
Your sarcasm makes me tingle inside.
I miss Lena Headey's Ma Ma from _Dredd_
_That's_ how you play a hardcore female villain
That was one of the most ruthless villains I've seen in a while. Very good characterization of the nature of the villain.
Now that was awesome
@Tony C Agreed. Quintessential Dredd.
I miss Lena Headey's Cersei Lannister back when she had more lines besides "shut the fuck up, Jaime"
@@NYG5 AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
The sarcasm on this video can heat up a cup of coffee
Don't forget to add rum
Sir, you did a splendid job of editing... I couldn't hear any of the snickering throughout the video. 🤣
So Girl. Much Power. Yet again.
Batman did not abandon Gotham, Bruce Wayne got "me tooed" and is in prison.
When I first heard her say Batman abandoned them I immediately thought " he's off somewhere busting his ass with the Justice League trying to save the rest of the world! "
He didn't ask for consent when he lifted away a feminist hostage, so now he's wanted for rape. He left the country and gave the society the middle finger.
He's getting raped in prison
Is her special move the scissor kick? #👌
think it's the dildo-kick ...:)
Her back up move is to munch rug.
It’s using a pan as a weapon...it’s in the trailer
@@CSIGrissom Kitchens need superheroes, too.
I see what you did there...
Approved!
I don't know about u,but I'm straight. And proud of it. Yeah!!!
gz for achieving what 95% of the population achieves by birth. I'm straight too - send me gifts!
CW = Can't Watch
The question isn't "How does a show like this stay on the air?" The question is "How does this Network stay on the air?" Garbage TV for decades. Also, are writers so bad that they can't create original characters or heroes? Why not just create an interesting hero that fits the archetype they want to create from the get-go? Why piss off an entire fan base by perverting beloved characters that they apparently hate so much anyway. Lack of talent and trying to make a quick buck on established characters. The good thing about garbage is that when it really stinks people take it to the curb. Love your channel. Great job as usual!
"I won't let a man steal a wahman's work!"
*/procedes to steal Batman's gadgets, Batman's lair, Batman's suit, Batman's persona, Batman's reknown...*
I think it's really funny how your profile pic is Alita. It feels like a real badass character (who also happens to be a woman) is calling out this sexist hypocrite (who happens to be a woman).
@@ursaminor9780
Well it has to be a women to call out a women. If a man does it thats pure evil and sexist. But if a women does it that's equal rights.
@@eriklehnsherr5784 Wrong. If a woman does it, it's internalised misogyny. Because, errrr, patriarchy.
I'm curious... in that fantasy universe, is the real Batman dead ? Because when he comes back, he's probably going to punch her face so hard it'll rip a hole in the space-time continuum. Does she have a plan for that occasion ? We know she's a lesbian, so an offer of free sex is off the table, and we know she doesn't have nearly enough muscle to even scratch the guy. Any theories ? Or is she just suicidal ?
@@TheNefastor im so confused with the approach of this series.
Instead of doing the current version of "batwoman" they missed a chance to actually make people happy. Make the show about the barbra gordon story arc. Its way more interesting to new viewers of the franchise, and really nostalgic for those who watched the animated shows particularly the episodes known as
"batgirl begins" and arkham games. Show her progress as she goes from a goofy tech kid, daughter of the police chief to her becoming Oracle and later batgirl. At the end of the series they can show how the joker paralized her. We have never seen a live action version of these story's. Same with the "death in the family" and "a killing joke" people want to see the important naritves, the popular /loved story arcs we read when we were kids. They need to make shows about the stuff fans love. red hood, Knight wing, batgirl (barbra gordon), hell, make a GOOD catwoman show, do the batman beyond story arch. There are sooooo many good choices for them to make a show based on. And they flat out missed that opportunity
As usual a flawless delivery. You Sir have a Black Belt in sarcasm. Subscribed.
Yeah his sarcasm is strong enough to strip the paint off an oil tanker.
The sarcasm is strong with this one.
I love your work!!! :)
Assistant: The suit is perfection
Batwoman: It will be...once it fits a woman
*Feminine Insecurity Meltdown*
I look at that like this. She's openly admitting she cant fill the shoes of a man. 😉
But she said it herself she's gender neutral so she isn't a woman lmao
The suit might be perfect, but what about the contents ? I'm pretty sure ultra-buff DC Justice League Ben Affleck Batman could punch her so hard she'd disintegrate into a spray of blood. Whereas if she were to land a punch on him, all she'd break is her own wrist. I mean seriously, she does look like she weighs 90 pounds. What kind of soldier was she supposed to be exactly ? The one that only uses a knife because a rifle is too heavy ?
@@TheNefastor
She was pretty cool in XXX Return of Xander Cage. And decent i guess in John Wick 2. Other than that shes just been pushing the feminist agenda so she sucks.
@@eriklehnsherr5784 I've seen the movies you mentioned and I don't even recall her being in them. She didn't make an impression, I guess. Was she the mute bodyguard in JW2 ? That was a dumb concept. She couldn't use a radio or shout "hey guys John Wick is here". Who would hire her ? Anyway, have you seen JW3 ? It has a strong female character in it and she's written normally, not like a Rey or a Batwoman.
"HOLY POLITICAL CORRECTNESS BATMAN!!"
"THAT'S WHY I WENT MISSING BOY WONDER"
@@the-trustees
With Symbiotic life forms like Venom on it!
It's actually genius writing. It's the perfect analogue for modern feminism: A lesser-skilled female with a chip on her shoulder against her masculine betters, literally taking on the skin of a man far better than her, to bitterly prove a point that ultimately fails to garner public support.
As a scathing critique of 3rd-wave feminism it's actually an absolute work of art.
I always enjoy your videos Critical Drinker.
Next Blockbusters are:
Rambos Sister
Rockys Wife
Jane Bond in Dr. No Means No
Noahs Daughter
Julia Caesar
All female:
Die Hard
DragonBall
Don't forget a female lead die-hard movie as well!
mgtowfish73 thx added that. I thought about all female version of chuck norris like in missing in action then I remembered there is already fhe 20year old trilogy: pissing in action
Jane Bond in Dr. No Means No
No dislikes the way it should be.
The ruby rod quip had me dying😅
Heathens! How dare you dislike. I know Bruce Willis' number!
That scene NEVER gets old.
THIS IS
A
MASTERPIECE
You're reaching RLM levels of sarcasm my good sir
Regarding 3:02 a "90 lbs. girl", Kate Kane as portrayed by Ruby Rose is no anorexic because she weighs 128 lbs. and stands 5 feet, 7 inches tall. Kate Kane (alias Batwoman) and Bruce Wayne (alias Batman) are cousins. Bruce Wayne's mother was Martha Kane and Kate Kane's father is Colonel Jacob Kane. Martha and Jacob Kane were siblings. Martha Kane married Dr. Thomas Wayne and became parents to their only child Bruce Wayne.
I felt like I detected a hint of sarcasm at the end there. 🤔😆
Maybe just a tiny bit.
Nah...not a smidge at all 😂
Hopefully she doesn't throw used tampons at her enemies thinking that will summon vampire bats 🦇
Now I'm hoping that will happen. Then I could enjoy this show as a parody.
but that might let male vampire bats take credit for a woman's work
Damn! I was almost crushed under the weight of the sarcasm in this video!! Lol!
Love this guys narration
Just chilling here wondering when is Wonderman coming out
It'll be perfect, when it fits a man! lol
Oh it will, but it will be a trans man! Or is that trans woman? I can never figure it out. Anyway, a chic that’s now a dude.
@@grecoconduris6716 I think the identifier is what they've turned into? So a biological woman who becomes a man is a "trans man", distinguishing them from a real man. Oops I mean "biological man".
So if someone is a trans woman, that's a former man.
I used to read Wonderman comics when I was a kid. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonder_Man
Looking back, what was cool about them was that he wasn't a Wonderwoman clone, he just had a gender-bent name. I feel like modern-day comics could learn from Wonderman.
What a magnificent gimpsuit you have there Wonderman.
The Fifth Element bit in this almost killed me from laughing.
One of the best things I've ever seen.
Well Played
Phil Royle Leeloo was the Supreme Being who saved the world from that asteroid. Girl power without the feminism. One of the greatest Sci-Fi movies of all time.
@@AfroCentauri I mean... Fifth Element was really trashy. Really trashy. There's way better sci fi films.
With female leads. Alien?
But, Fifth Element is better than this looks.
No. It did not almost kill you.
Ben Assfleck's Batman, much like a good vine, only gets better with age. Thanks to this.
And now they've perfected it by casting a black woman in the new lead role
Dare to defy logic, commonsense, patriarchy, masculinity, etc, etc.
The CW
The Cringe Worthy
We've reached levels of stunning AND brave that shouldn't even be possible
Hollywood...so fantasy.
Coming soon to the CW:
SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR LEAGUE
Its surely a bad sign when your head of security gets kidnapped.
Dude. You are seriously becoming my favorite RUclipsr. Your sarcasm absolutely delights.
I can't wait until she teams up with catman to fight crime
! :3
And of course he's a flamboyant gay person.
Hawt.
U mean CatMa'am ??
These studios have a lot of resources and this is the best they can do.
Sounds like the aftermath of a hangover during the commentary!