Your Friend Who Thinks Going to the Gym Fixes Everything
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Attempting cardio isn't going to outweigh the drugs you've done.
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CAST
Tao Yang
Katie Marovitch
Raphael Chestang
CREW
Director - Carmen Angelica
Writer - Tao Yang
Producer - Shane Crown
Production Coordinator - Jessica Clemons
Director of Photography - Stephen Branagan
HMU - Leigh Schwartz
Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter of BoTown Sound
Editor - Eve Hinz - Приколы
This is low-key a redo of the one with Katie where she was a health nut who did drugs. Still hilarious tho
Kinda, same premise, different execution
that’s what the end references
Thank you, im not the only one
the difference is that one is just drugs
this one, is sorta everything, with a reference to that one at the end
And that was a remake of the Jake and Amir standing desk episode.
Katie seems actually pretty rational in this skit! Oh, nope. There's the Katie we all know.
They r all just skit....
Skit? SKIT?
@@Samot0423 Sketch
@@TheUKisThere thank you.
honestly I like this Katie.
she is rational yet still does drugs
Do you have anymore?...Tao! Do you have anymore?!
Tao! I NEED HEROIN!
Awesome
The moment when I realized it was a Katie sketch and not a Tao sketch
Aaron Kahan
I have no reason to hate you two...but, for some reason I do.
@@maxmogavero952 It was Tao's. Look at video description.
I like how Katie was correcting him on the correct way to do Heroine
Same
she had experience..bein a "healthy person"
I would like but u have 420 likes rn
Heroin*
*Herobrine
Looks like Tao is a lil bit Katie after all;);)
This is just the same sketch as the one where Katie thinks healthy food lets her takes drugs.
@@svendinsvinderlin4569 exactly!
Definitely... Not just a small part Katie inside him...
Both Tao and Lilly are Katies really.
@@Anis3 Or maybe they're all like Bjorns!
So Tao is the new Katie!
No katie is still katie she even says he's not doing it right and she would know
Feels like a passing of the torch in this sketch.
You say that as if Katie wasn't the new Amir.
No it’s just that there are two now katie is still awful
I like the fact that Tao is still getting his soda from Nasty Val's. Gotta stay comitted to your favourite restaurant.
He probably won't gain much weight if he throws up everything he eats...
"I'm gunna go to the gym for the next thirty days without fail... except for tomorrow, that's my cheat day..."
So relateable.
Also, don't go the gym everyday, unless you're a professional athlete or something. You'll overtrain, your muscles will be on fucking fire and you'll be too sore to even move.
@@DoctorLazers as long as you properly rotate muscle groups you can go like 6 days a week (chest, arms, legs twice a week). Your body doesn't need a full week to heal before you can start working out again.
@@aidanderson53X I never said you need a full week off (I do two days on, one day off) just that EVERYDAY is too much for like 99% of the population. Even then, I ain't gonna recommend a 6 day rotation to someone who's new to the gym/working out. Start small, work your way up.
“You’re not doing that right” said by a professional heroin consumer
Okay but Katie is definitely Kramer. There's no contest, Raf.
Totally agree
*Af
*Ralph
But how tall is Grant?
@@AceChampElite who? Do you mean Keith?
Katie, you are the cutest drug addict child actress ever
Wrong, that's Macauley Caulkin.
I'm surprised no one's mentioned that Tao is still having Nasty Val's. He's gonna be sick tonight lol
Wait, so you mean going to the gym won't bring my dad back?
cole sweet In some rare cases it will but I wouldn't depend on it
Katy the one to say”relax” when someone is doing drugs and then asking for more
I love that Nasty Val's made a cameo. Now Tao doesn't need to worry about what he ate, its all coming up!
I cannot express how much I love Katie as a character
"You can't do that in the work place!"
... You mean there's an acceptable setting? Dude.
If you wanna do heroin in your own home, that's your business. Don't recommend it, wouldn't do it myself, but I think you should have that right.
I don’t need to be called out like this.
For the working out part or the drugs part?
So Tao is the new Katie neat
This is the same joke as when Katie thought eating organically made her healthy even though she did lots of drugs. Still enjoyed it though
So you actually gain WAIT, YOU'RE ALREADY DONE?!
I’m watching this while i work out
I think they cancel each other out
You can really tell it's a skit by Tao when Katie is completely sane.
I like that with this and the twitch stream thing, Tao is just making all of the old cast members mistakes
i was diagnosed with depression when i was young. my dad thought that i wouldn’t be depressed if i “just exercised more”. i did nothing but exercise in my spare time. six years later and i’m still hella depressed.
You have to shoot-up at the gym or you'll never make it. I can't tell you how many times I just ended up standing in my driveway for forty minutes in a full nod, neighbors threatening to call 911. It's okay guys, I'm just feeling the burn!
This is the most important video you guys have done.
Since when did Katie transition from coke?
The real question is when is she not doing coke lol
She needed something harder
@@patrickt.6492 it balances out
She no longer do come because she sells it.
Her dealer ran out that week.
If this isn’t my cousin.😂we once ate a pizza and he ate the whole thing minus 1 slice. I was like “wtf your going to get fat!” But he just blew it off saying he’ll work it off at the gym. This was when we were both 14 when your metabolism really helps with your calorie intake. But man, i knew exactly what would happen 30 years from now with the same dietary habits when it gets way harder to work off a few pounds.
Kathy : you cant do horrible thing to your body.
Hmmmmm ... Is this real life?
"Tao, do you have anymore?"
Confirmed Kramer.
This is just the “healthy friend that does drugs” sketch
It's not
WulfMeister sorry didn’t mean to offend the furry😬
@@emilycc3664 No worries, you didn't at all and you are right that these sketches are extremely similar (It might even be a altered version of the healthy friend sketch. I guess I can just relate to this one more.
Best of wishes and a great start into the 2020s to you.
oh wow katie’s being normal this sketch!
2:35
ok nvm
Why youtube think givin me a 13 min add for a 3 min video AND THEN having a second add is ok?
I like the reoccurring “Nasty Vals” reference.
Nasty Val’s
the nasty vals soda is from when your favorite reasteraunt gives you food poisoning
I love how he keeps up with Nasty Vals
There are so many collegehumor sketches that are just redo’s of older collegehumour sketches, I have a playlist and there are sooooo many
I knew the end will be like that 😆😆😆😆 hearing a heroin addict talk about doing healthy stuff never made sense
Tao: [goes out and shoots a person]
Tao: dats my cheat day relax guys
Raf: freaking out
Katie: relax.... youre doing that wrong.... do you have anymore?
It's so weird seeing Katie being serious.
But I also like it.
Katie's sketches are always the best.
Lmao I love that we all know that plant was light as shit
Me during the whole scene : "Wow Katie is the logical one in this sketch"
Katie :"Do you have anymore?"
For the first 86.6% of this sketch I thought it was a Tao-written sketch. And then I changed my mind and knew it was Katie for sure.
Yea, my “friend” does that.
Lol is Tao trying to be the new Katie?
I think you mean, is Katie trying to make Tao into the new Katie?
me after one push-up: well that's enough for this year
HIS BOTTLE SAYS NASTY VALS!! Man, the continuity is excellent
Katie: Tao? Do you have any more?
Also Katie: ChiLD aCToR kAtiE maROviTCh
I love every sketch with Katie in it. She’s so good!
I feel personally attacked by this video LMAO
Goes to gym once a month.
"Is really stressfull to go to the gym."
And my mom said I am lazy.
"Whoa, do you go to the gym like 2 times a month or something?" Always gets me.
Tao in this reminds me of one of my coworkers fr 😭 he'd binge coke all day but bc he was going to the gym and eating right he thought he was fine. (Spoiler alert he went to the hospital for a silent heart attack ) hes okay and clean now tho super proud of him
*Me* I should really start studying for my final
*College Humor:* Uploads another video
*Me:* Nvm. It can wait. 😂😂😂
this reminds me of the sketch where katie eats healthily and does coke
2:19 Tao's got a burn on his arm just like me
BURNT BUDDIES!
The sketches with Katie are my faveee
I’m waiting for a Katie drugs joke
2:34 yup it happened
2:36 yup again
Remember Nasty Val gave Tao food poisoning. And his soda (and probably the burrito, too) is from Nasty Val. LOL.
True facts people, weight loss is like 90% diet. Exercise is great, especially if you're trying to build muscle, stamina, etc... But for most of us, where the goal is just to trim down some excess weight, diet is VASTLY more important.
I just saw the Nasty Val's soda! Glad Tao's character is consistent.
I like how Katie's like relax because she's done it to
the ending was GOLD god i love katie
"You're not doing that right."lmfao!
Caught me off guard. I had no idea it was a Katie sketch.
"you're not doing it right...do you have any more?" Katie is fucken amazing
I like that under man-boob sweat and phrases like "carte blanche" can coexist in a sketch
3:14 is pure gold
I love Katie's drug addiction continuity.
Katie! Cocaine, not heroin!
True but we know she don't care
Cocaine *AND* heroin
never heard of a speedball?
0:26 oh god... Tao’s eating at Nasty Val’s again
I feel like this is the most real Katie sketch ever.
Bro I got Velma vibes from Katie the entire time like the look the voice... Velma.
Really liked the delivery of "I'm gonna lift that big-ass plant."
Lmao. You guys crack me up! Thanks for the endless laughs. 😆
Lmao. Teo sticking with the Nasty Val's
This is a redo of Katie being a health nut but does drugs... I prefer the old one.
This channel should have way more subs.
Well, Tao won't have to worry about gaining much weight from Nasty Val's, since it'll be coming back up later tonight.
Katie “ok relaaaax 🙄” = fav part
I love how Katie’s backstory is pretty consistent throughout the videos
omg did anyone else see that the soda was from nasty vals? (reference to the food poisoning sketch by tao) i love the attention to detail!!!!
Strategically placed cup to hide if Tao really has that syringe in his arm is strategically placed.
Soon Tao will be screaming that people are flirting at him
His drink says nasty vals, which Is reference to denieg when your favourite restaurant gets you sick
Tao is now my spirit animal.
I don't think they understand that eating alot of calories is essential for muscle growth.
Why is Katie reasonable in this skit?
This is not scientifically possible
I once had cancer but now that I went to the gym it’s all fine
Ok but how rude is it for Matteo to fall asleep while Katie’s asking him a question 😤 BRING ENOUGH FOR THE CLASS OR DONT BRING ANY AT ALL! 😡
Ah yes, Nasty Val's soda - the best way to wash down some Chompsky's brand potato chips
That was before I started.. Working out.
my god teo MUMBLES LIKE CRAZY and no one seems to notice or care. It drives me insane
0:30 i expected adam to show up and correct him
Katie's wrap looks real good.
That was legit a hilarious funny reference joke, props for that
First of all, Tao is the new Katie. And second, Raph is so relatable in this one