Your Friend Who Thinks Going to the Gym Fixes Everything

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    CAST
    Tao Yang
    Katie Marovitch
    Raphael Chestang
    CREW
    Director - Carmen Angelica
    Writer - Tao Yang
    Producer - Shane Crown
    Production Coordinator - Jessica Clemons
    Director of Photography - Stephen Branagan
    HMU - Leigh Schwartz
    Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter of BoTown Sound
    Editor - Eve Hinz
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Комментарии • 559

  • @heavensdoor7955
    @heavensdoor7955 4 года назад +4269

    This is low-key a redo of the one with Katie where she was a health nut who did drugs. Still hilarious tho

    • @rulerworld1289
      @rulerworld1289 4 года назад +164

      Kinda, same premise, different execution

    • @owengrady
      @owengrady 4 года назад +75

      that’s what the end references

    • @darleendeer424
      @darleendeer424 4 года назад +1

      Thank you, im not the only one

    • @BlazinBlz
      @BlazinBlz 4 года назад +16

      the difference is that one is just drugs
      this one, is sorta everything, with a reference to that one at the end

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 4 года назад +4

      And that was a remake of the Jake and Amir standing desk episode.

  • @Don-C.L.
    @Don-C.L. 4 года назад +3707

    Katie seems actually pretty rational in this skit! Oh, nope. There's the Katie we all know.

    • @campkira
      @campkira 4 года назад +2

      They r all just skit....

    • @Samot0423
      @Samot0423 4 года назад +1

      Skit? SKIT?

    • @TheUKisThere
      @TheUKisThere 4 года назад +3

      @@Samot0423 Sketch

    • @Samot0423
      @Samot0423 4 года назад

      @@TheUKisThere thank you.

    • @richtigmann1
      @richtigmann1 4 года назад +13

      honestly I like this Katie.
      she is rational yet still does drugs

  • @aaronk8440
    @aaronk8440 4 года назад +2168

    Do you have anymore?...Tao! Do you have anymore?!

  • @ProphesizedHero
    @ProphesizedHero 4 года назад +2325

    I like how Katie was correcting him on the correct way to do Heroine

  • @bDwS27
    @bDwS27 4 года назад +1932

    Looks like Tao is a lil bit Katie after all;);)

    • @svendinsvinderlin4569
      @svendinsvinderlin4569 4 года назад +57

      This is just the same sketch as the one where Katie thinks healthy food lets her takes drugs.

    • @bDwS27
      @bDwS27 4 года назад +7

      @@svendinsvinderlin4569 exactly!

    • @metadataxd7664
      @metadataxd7664 4 года назад +2

      Definitely... Not just a small part Katie inside him...

    • @Anis3
      @Anis3 4 года назад +5

      Both Tao and Lilly are Katies really.

    • @Justinthemood
      @Justinthemood 4 года назад +6

      @@Anis3 Or maybe they're all like Bjorns!

  • @ramyap6410
    @ramyap6410 4 года назад +1214

    So Tao is the new Katie!

    • @shanedaley6236
      @shanedaley6236 4 года назад +42

      No katie is still katie she even says he's not doing it right and she would know

    • @johnyliltoe
      @johnyliltoe 4 года назад +15

      Feels like a passing of the torch in this sketch.

    • @futurelink1359
      @futurelink1359 4 года назад +12

      You say that as if Katie wasn't the new Amir.

    • @bentv6923
      @bentv6923 4 года назад

      No it’s just that there are two now katie is still awful

  • @hedwigk272
    @hedwigk272 4 года назад +126

    I like the fact that Tao is still getting his soda from Nasty Val's. Gotta stay comitted to your favourite restaurant.

    • @derekw104
      @derekw104 6 месяцев назад +1

      He probably won't gain much weight if he throws up everything he eats...

  • @jameshicks12
    @jameshicks12 4 года назад +315

    "I'm gunna go to the gym for the next thirty days without fail... except for tomorrow, that's my cheat day..."
    So relateable.

    • @DoctorLazers
      @DoctorLazers 4 года назад +10

      Also, don't go the gym everyday, unless you're a professional athlete or something. You'll overtrain, your muscles will be on fucking fire and you'll be too sore to even move.

    • @aidanderson53X
      @aidanderson53X 3 года назад

      @@DoctorLazers as long as you properly rotate muscle groups you can go like 6 days a week (chest, arms, legs twice a week). Your body doesn't need a full week to heal before you can start working out again.

    • @DoctorLazers
      @DoctorLazers 3 года назад +3

      @@aidanderson53X I never said you need a full week off (I do two days on, one day off) just that EVERYDAY is too much for like 99% of the population. Even then, I ain't gonna recommend a 6 day rotation to someone who's new to the gym/working out. Start small, work your way up.

  • @zitto1107
    @zitto1107 4 года назад +247

    “You’re not doing that right” said by a professional heroin consumer

  • @sunshine6997
    @sunshine6997 4 года назад +512

    Okay but Katie is definitely Kramer. There's no contest, Raf.

  • @daniellewiser6492
    @daniellewiser6492 4 года назад +435

    Katie, you are the cutest drug addict child actress ever

    • @meisteremm
      @meisteremm 3 года назад +8

      Wrong, that's Macauley Caulkin.

  • @MrFireflies100
    @MrFireflies100 4 года назад +61

    I'm surprised no one's mentioned that Tao is still having Nasty Val's. He's gonna be sick tonight lol

  • @colesweet8478
    @colesweet8478 4 года назад +152

    Wait, so you mean going to the gym won't bring my dad back?

    • @netherdominater9960
      @netherdominater9960 4 года назад +4

      cole sweet In some rare cases it will but I wouldn't depend on it

  • @TeaNBon3z
    @TeaNBon3z 4 года назад +76

    Katy the one to say”relax” when someone is doing drugs and then asking for more

  • @vparker1543
    @vparker1543 2 года назад +29

    I love that Nasty Val's made a cameo. Now Tao doesn't need to worry about what he ate, its all coming up!

  • @Lucroq
    @Lucroq 4 года назад +49

    I cannot express how much I love Katie as a character

  • @sirdeadlock
    @sirdeadlock 4 года назад +39

    "You can't do that in the work place!"
    ... You mean there's an acceptable setting? Dude.

    • @DoctorLazers
      @DoctorLazers 4 года назад +1

      If you wanna do heroin in your own home, that's your business. Don't recommend it, wouldn't do it myself, but I think you should have that right.

  • @nahibylopez6801
    @nahibylopez6801 4 года назад +22

    I don’t need to be called out like this.

    • @daydreamer3697
      @daydreamer3697 4 года назад

      For the working out part or the drugs part?

  • @jacobrengen
    @jacobrengen 4 года назад +98

    So Tao is the new Katie neat

  • @ryukisgod2834
    @ryukisgod2834 4 года назад +43

    This is the same joke as when Katie thought eating organically made her healthy even though she did lots of drugs. Still enjoyed it though

  • @DrOooable
    @DrOooable 4 года назад +55

    So you actually gain WAIT, YOU'RE ALREADY DONE?!

  • @justinbuergi9867
    @justinbuergi9867 4 года назад +18

    I’m watching this while i work out
    I think they cancel each other out

  • @Teddy-od7lp
    @Teddy-od7lp 3 года назад +7

    You can really tell it's a skit by Tao when Katie is completely sane.

  • @aidentanner8141
    @aidentanner8141 4 года назад +3

    I like that with this and the twitch stream thing, Tao is just making all of the old cast members mistakes

  • @ravilkayrovfan
    @ravilkayrovfan 4 года назад +1

    i was diagnosed with depression when i was young. my dad thought that i wouldn’t be depressed if i “just exercised more”. i did nothing but exercise in my spare time. six years later and i’m still hella depressed.

  • @Psychol-Snooper
    @Psychol-Snooper 4 года назад +12

    You have to shoot-up at the gym or you'll never make it. I can't tell you how many times I just ended up standing in my driveway for forty minutes in a full nod, neighbors threatening to call 911. It's okay guys, I'm just feeling the burn!

  • @MrGamelover23
    @MrGamelover23 4 года назад +6

    This is the most important video you guys have done.

  • @sarvashaktimaan7106
    @sarvashaktimaan7106 4 года назад +111

    Since when did Katie transition from coke?

    • @shanedaley6236
      @shanedaley6236 4 года назад +8

      The real question is when is she not doing coke lol

    • @patrickt.6492
      @patrickt.6492 4 года назад +4

      She needed something harder

    • @labrador_dali
      @labrador_dali 4 года назад +7

      @@patrickt.6492 it balances out

    • @jermainekngdom3154
      @jermainekngdom3154 4 года назад +4

      She no longer do come because she sells it.

    • @RubyDoobieScoo
      @RubyDoobieScoo 4 года назад +1

      Her dealer ran out that week.

  • @incognitoburrito7458
    @incognitoburrito7458 4 года назад +5

    If this isn’t my cousin.😂we once ate a pizza and he ate the whole thing minus 1 slice. I was like “wtf your going to get fat!” But he just blew it off saying he’ll work it off at the gym. This was when we were both 14 when your metabolism really helps with your calorie intake. But man, i knew exactly what would happen 30 years from now with the same dietary habits when it gets way harder to work off a few pounds.

  • @yobelpetra8652
    @yobelpetra8652 4 года назад +16

    Kathy : you cant do horrible thing to your body.
    Hmmmmm ... Is this real life?

  • @OpherChrist82
    @OpherChrist82 4 года назад +5

    "Tao, do you have anymore?"
    Confirmed Kramer.

  • @emilycc3664
    @emilycc3664 4 года назад +46

    This is just the “healthy friend that does drugs” sketch

    • @85set05
      @85set05 4 года назад

      It's not

    • @emilycc3664
      @emilycc3664 4 года назад

      WulfMeister sorry didn’t mean to offend the furry😬

    • @85set05
      @85set05 4 года назад +1

      @@emilycc3664 No worries, you didn't at all and you are right that these sketches are extremely similar (It might even be a altered version of the healthy friend sketch. I guess I can just relate to this one more.
      Best of wishes and a great start into the 2020s to you.

  • @mxrcvrii
    @mxrcvrii 4 года назад +2

    oh wow katie’s being normal this sketch!
    2:35
    ok nvm

  • @Sithandra_Likes_To_Art
    @Sithandra_Likes_To_Art 4 года назад +5

    Why youtube think givin me a 13 min add for a 3 min video AND THEN having a second add is ok?

  • @zaworldo3189
    @zaworldo3189 4 года назад +6

    I like the reoccurring “Nasty Vals” reference.

  • @kathrynb514
    @kathrynb514 4 года назад +39

    Nasty Val’s

  • @mendysusskind6167
    @mendysusskind6167 4 года назад +2

    the nasty vals soda is from when your favorite reasteraunt gives you food poisoning

  • @Enlightened0ne
    @Enlightened0ne 2 года назад +1

    I love how he keeps up with Nasty Vals

  • @leslierae6416
    @leslierae6416 3 года назад

    There are so many collegehumor sketches that are just redo’s of older collegehumour sketches, I have a playlist and there are sooooo many

  • @jemmaj2919
    @jemmaj2919 4 года назад +11

    I knew the end will be like that 😆😆😆😆 hearing a heroin addict talk about doing healthy stuff never made sense

  • @margaritam.9118
    @margaritam.9118 4 года назад +5

    Tao: [goes out and shoots a person]
    Tao: dats my cheat day relax guys

  • @JoseMares3396
    @JoseMares3396 4 года назад +1

    Raf: freaking out
    Katie: relax.... youre doing that wrong.... do you have anymore?

  • @mx.menacing
    @mx.menacing 4 года назад +2

    It's so weird seeing Katie being serious.
    But I also like it.

  • @TheDarkKnight992
    @TheDarkKnight992 4 года назад +1

    Katie's sketches are always the best.

  • @TearLilyd
    @TearLilyd 3 года назад +1

    Lmao I love that we all know that plant was light as shit

  • @bramastowibisono2200
    @bramastowibisono2200 4 года назад +11

    Me during the whole scene : "Wow Katie is the logical one in this sketch"
    Katie :"Do you have anymore?"

  • @XylessBrawl
    @XylessBrawl 4 года назад

    For the first 86.6% of this sketch I thought it was a Tao-written sketch. And then I changed my mind and knew it was Katie for sure.

  • @Karonis124
    @Karonis124 4 года назад +3

    Yea, my “friend” does that.

  • @21Stephen12
    @21Stephen12 4 года назад +35

    Lol is Tao trying to be the new Katie?

    • @Antenox
      @Antenox 6 месяцев назад

      I think you mean, is Katie trying to make Tao into the new Katie?

  • @salmaknuters3825
    @salmaknuters3825 4 года назад +3

    me after one push-up: well that's enough for this year

  • @cowman850
    @cowman850 4 года назад

    HIS BOTTLE SAYS NASTY VALS!! Man, the continuity is excellent

  • @explolsivecake2045
    @explolsivecake2045 4 года назад +1

    Katie: Tao? Do you have any more?
    Also Katie: ChiLD aCToR kAtiE maROviTCh

  • @sophia1801
    @sophia1801 4 года назад +3

    I love every sketch with Katie in it. She’s so good!

  • @daymanAAAAHHHH
    @daymanAAAAHHHH 4 года назад +7

    I feel personally attacked by this video LMAO

  • @maestrulgamer9695
    @maestrulgamer9695 4 года назад +2

    Goes to gym once a month.
    "Is really stressfull to go to the gym."
    And my mom said I am lazy.

  • @panthrgaming
    @panthrgaming 4 года назад +1

    "Whoa, do you go to the gym like 2 times a month or something?" Always gets me.

  • @patsguttersock
    @patsguttersock 2 года назад

    Tao in this reminds me of one of my coworkers fr 😭 he'd binge coke all day but bc he was going to the gym and eating right he thought he was fine. (Spoiler alert he went to the hospital for a silent heart attack ) hes okay and clean now tho super proud of him

  • @EleanorJosefina
    @EleanorJosefina 4 года назад +4

    *Me* I should really start studying for my final
    *College Humor:* Uploads another video
    *Me:* Nvm. It can wait. 😂😂😂

  • @n.c.435
    @n.c.435 4 года назад +2

    this reminds me of the sketch where katie eats healthily and does coke

  • @EggsBenAddict
    @EggsBenAddict 4 года назад +2

    2:19 Tao's got a burn on his arm just like me
    BURNT BUDDIES!

  • @lillyvanbergen1435
    @lillyvanbergen1435 4 года назад

    The sketches with Katie are my faveee

  • @imacookieboichocchip8819
    @imacookieboichocchip8819 4 года назад +6

    I’m waiting for a Katie drugs joke
    2:34 yup it happened
    2:36 yup again

  • @angel_cat
    @angel_cat 3 года назад

    Remember Nasty Val gave Tao food poisoning. And his soda (and probably the burrito, too) is from Nasty Val. LOL.

  • @DoctorLazers
    @DoctorLazers 4 года назад

    True facts people, weight loss is like 90% diet. Exercise is great, especially if you're trying to build muscle, stamina, etc... But for most of us, where the goal is just to trim down some excess weight, diet is VASTLY more important.

  • @MrGksarathy
    @MrGksarathy 3 года назад

    I just saw the Nasty Val's soda! Glad Tao's character is consistent.

  • @sethezrathegodofbread
    @sethezrathegodofbread 3 года назад

    I like how Katie's like relax because she's done it to

  • @paulinastone4728
    @paulinastone4728 4 года назад

    the ending was GOLD god i love katie

  • @RK-ck6pl
    @RK-ck6pl 4 года назад

    "You're not doing that right."lmfao!
    Caught me off guard. I had no idea it was a Katie sketch.

  • @jesseserrano6399
    @jesseserrano6399 4 года назад

    "you're not doing it right...do you have any more?" Katie is fucken amazing

  • @Leovinus1
    @Leovinus1 4 года назад

    I like that under man-boob sweat and phrases like "carte blanche" can coexist in a sketch

  • @exploreinfinite9175
    @exploreinfinite9175 4 года назад

    3:14 is pure gold

  • @nadunlochana2956
    @nadunlochana2956 4 года назад +1

    I love Katie's drug addiction continuity.

  • @newandroid2673
    @newandroid2673 4 года назад +57

    Katie! Cocaine, not heroin!

  • @marvelgeek9577
    @marvelgeek9577 4 года назад +1

    0:26 oh god... Tao’s eating at Nasty Val’s again

  • @jiiaga5017
    @jiiaga5017 4 года назад

    I feel like this is the most real Katie sketch ever.

  • @CrimsonReaper.
    @CrimsonReaper. 2 года назад +1

    Bro I got Velma vibes from Katie the entire time like the look the voice... Velma.

  • @rainbowpandafish
    @rainbowpandafish 4 года назад

    Really liked the delivery of "I'm gonna lift that big-ass plant."

  • @ravenschalice9374
    @ravenschalice9374 4 года назад +1

    Lmao. You guys crack me up! Thanks for the endless laughs. 😆

  • @folashokunbi7051
    @folashokunbi7051 3 года назад

    Lmao. Teo sticking with the Nasty Val's

  • @miseryworld_8677
    @miseryworld_8677 4 года назад +5

    This is a redo of Katie being a health nut but does drugs... I prefer the old one.

  • @peytonwest7876
    @peytonwest7876 4 года назад

    This channel should have way more subs.

  • @doslover
    @doslover 4 года назад

    Well, Tao won't have to worry about gaining much weight from Nasty Val's, since it'll be coming back up later tonight.

  • @meghanemma728
    @meghanemma728 4 года назад

    Katie “ok relaaaax 🙄” = fav part

  • @xx-mute-xx5051
    @xx-mute-xx5051 4 года назад +3

    I love how Katie’s backstory is pretty consistent throughout the videos

  • @nebularose3035
    @nebularose3035 3 года назад

    omg did anyone else see that the soda was from nasty vals? (reference to the food poisoning sketch by tao) i love the attention to detail!!!!

  • @czechoutboom1597
    @czechoutboom1597 3 года назад

    Strategically placed cup to hide if Tao really has that syringe in his arm is strategically placed.

  • @Markaroni_n_Cheese
    @Markaroni_n_Cheese 4 года назад

    Soon Tao will be screaming that people are flirting at him

  • @seanslong
    @seanslong 4 года назад

    His drink says nasty vals, which Is reference to denieg when your favourite restaurant gets you sick

  • @kinorai
    @kinorai 4 года назад

    Tao is now my spirit animal.

  • @fryzeec9054
    @fryzeec9054 4 года назад

    I don't think they understand that eating alot of calories is essential for muscle growth.

  • @c0smicc0re
    @c0smicc0re 4 года назад +2

    Why is Katie reasonable in this skit?
    This is not scientifically possible

  • @iffycoronett1242
    @iffycoronett1242 3 года назад

    I once had cancer but now that I went to the gym it’s all fine

  • @davidmenjivar1994
    @davidmenjivar1994 3 года назад

    Ok but how rude is it for Matteo to fall asleep while Katie’s asking him a question 😤 BRING ENOUGH FOR THE CLASS OR DONT BRING ANY AT ALL! 😡

  • @karankshah
    @karankshah 4 года назад

    Ah yes, Nasty Val's soda - the best way to wash down some Chompsky's brand potato chips

  • @AngloidBeliever
    @AngloidBeliever 3 года назад

    That was before I started.. Working out.

  • @waffles9637
    @waffles9637 2 года назад

    my god teo MUMBLES LIKE CRAZY and no one seems to notice or care. It drives me insane

  • @tejas9258
    @tejas9258 3 года назад

    0:30 i expected adam to show up and correct him

  • @NickFisherman
    @NickFisherman 4 года назад

    Katie's wrap looks real good.

  • @xqzqcv7950
    @xqzqcv7950 4 года назад

    That was legit a hilarious funny reference joke, props for that

  • @definitelynotreptiles5722
    @definitelynotreptiles5722 4 года назад

    First of all, Tao is the new Katie. And second, Raph is so relatable in this one