guys my teacher just forced us to watch this video and is now demanding a 5 page analysis on it, can you give me pointers i dont know where to start credit: dont know please drop in comments 🙏
@@nagi2960 nah too bad you don’t get no ozone layer, you get the harmful radiation of UVC and UVB, which leads to increased risks of mutational skin disease. You know what, fuck it, you lose thermosphere privileges too, enjoy the high energy suffrage of x-ray and gamma radiation bitch. Keep acting up and you’ll lose mesosphere privileges next.
He’s the kind of guy who would guard a facility where a certain guy with glasses in an orange suit pushes a suspicious crystal into a laser, making him have full responsibility for the pretty much downfall of humanity.
Gordon: places 5 tripmines and 5 satchel charges on a security guard Security guard's honest, unadulterated, tamper-free, triple distilled and true to factory spec reaction:
The first thing I did after getting Half-Life was try to kill the security guard for his gun. I did not succeed, since I had a crowbar and was incompetent in combat at the time.
Jokes aside, this guy's cosplay is better than most anime cosplayers. As always, Black Mesa Research Facility's Security Force officer: Barney Calhoun, is indeed the best waifu.
Ok so from waht I've gathered from the plot is that the man dressed as the security guard from half life gradually rotates slower and slower, symbolizing the slow and steady death our planet is marching to due to our emission of fossil fuels. His stiff posture and straight face explains to the viewer that this is no laughing matter. The use of the iphone ping in this video is very important, as it demonstrates the cause of all of our carbon emissions. Technology. As you know iphones are technology, and we use them every day, meaning we also use fossil fuels every day.
Upon closer examination I realize he is not, in fact, a security guard. He is a civilian making a very convincing attempt at pretending to be a security guard.
This video is a representation on a man's tragic experience as a police officer. In the video, we see 2 pictures a police officer, one of his front side, and one of his back. These 2 pictures are alternated, very fast at the start, but slowing down as the video progresses. This represents the man's mixed feelings about his job, wanting to protect people, but being pressured into solving problems brutally, instead of a calm, relaxed manner. As the video slows down, he becomes more and more depressed about his dilemma. The Samsung ringtones represent his friends trying to call him, wanting to help him break free of this trap he's fallen into. The man, however, ignores these calls, for he is too busy fighting a losing battle every day. This is truly a masterpiece, thank you, QTG.
All the guards in Black Mesa when, instead of rescuers, sent cold-blooded soldiers to the scientific complex, which worsened an already hopeless situation.
Good morning and welcome to the Black Mesa Transit System. This automated train is provided for the comfort and convenience of Black Mesa residents and visitors to the Black Mesa Research Facility. The time is 08:42 AM. Current topside temperature is 91 degrees with an estimated high today of one hundred and five.
when you owe gordon the beer but he fucking crumbles due to the effects of the morphine wearing down after he breaks all of his bones for the 600th time
Barney: About that beer I owned ya! Gordon: **tries to remember which Barney is it after knowing all of the Black Mesa security guards he talked to said that they will buy him a beer**
This is 100% me when I had a bunch of messages for you, but we just had a system crash about 20 minutes ago and im still trying to find my files. Just one of those days I guess
"guys my teacher just forced us to watch this video and is now demanding a 5 page analysis on it, can you give me pointers i dont know where to start" -quagmire toilet gaming, 2022.
Ok here's a start: An analysis on the security meme In the simple meme of a man dressed as a security guard from the original half-life game there lies a deep history, from the game itself and the melting pot of culture, ideas, and works of a vast number of people. You would then state the history and memes of the half lifeguard, memes and their devolution into simplistic sound effects, and the events that came to make this such as the cosplayer and his own personal culture. i can give you this starting point, hopefully to start the thing off. if you need help, i will try my best.
*Trainstation* Get in here. Go on! I said 'move!' You, Citizen! Come with me. Back up! Get in! No, I'm good. Yeah, I'm gonna need me some privacy for this! Now... (switches to normal voice) about that beer I owed ya. It's me, Gordon! Barney from Black Mesa. Hey, sorry for the scare. I had to put on a show for the cameras. I've been working undercover with Civil Protection. I can't take too long or they'll get suspicious. I'm way behind on my beating quota. Sorry, Doc, but look who's here. Yeah, you and me both, Doc. He was about to board the Express to Nova Prospekt. I'm thinking, I'm thinking. Well, as long as he stays away from checkpoints we should be okay. Listen, I gotta go, Doc. We're taking enough chances as it is. Okay, Gordon you're gonna have to make your own way to Dr. Kleiner's lab. Oh man, that's what I was afraid of. Get in here, Gordon, before you blow my cover. Pile up some stuff to get through that window, and keep going 'til you're in the plaza. I'll meet up with you later. here's no time to waste here, Gordon. Get a move on!
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he doesn't need autotune 🔥
First reply
hey x
yo kracc bacc I am a big fan
hey Beter
He dont need to hear this he's a highly trained professional
This feels like a joke that an ungodly ancient abomination beyond human comprehension would make
@khell do do do do do
@khell Sorry I prefer men
So benrey?
@@youtubecat3809 cringe
@@KendrickFan2007 LMAO
What 16 years without a sequel does to a community
Fr
R/batmanarkham moment
@@plushluigi7417reddit moment
16?!?!?! I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE 9 YEARS WTFFFF
@@pantudgab It's actually 19 (you can now fuck half life 2💀)
"Catch me later and I'll get you that beer I owe ya" - Barny Calhoun, 1998
20 years later calhoun didnt have gordon's deserving beer
stupid empire
technically Half Life is set in the 2000s but that doesn't matter
@@awii.neocities umm actually
About that bear I owed ya! It’s me Gordon, Barney from black mesa!
-Barney Calhoun
@@berchead12 🤓
This gives me life, oxygen and ozone layer
You should give me a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer
@@nagi2960 that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trap bubble
@@nagi2960 nah too bad you don’t get no ozone layer, you get the harmful radiation of UVC and UVB, which leads to increased risks of mutational skin disease. You know what, fuck it, you lose thermosphere privileges too, enjoy the high energy suffrage of x-ray and gamma radiation bitch. Keep acting up and you’ll lose mesosphere privileges next.
u mean fart?
Lol
I'd imagine this is how Gordon sees Barney after having a crippling morphine addiction
Morphine Overadministered
@khell wtf
I read that Gordon Ramsey and Bonnie send help
@khell dic* pushup*s
@@lettuce4390 seek medical attention
He’s the kind of guy who would guard a facility where a certain guy with glasses in an orange suit pushes a suspicious crystal into a laser, making him have full responsibility for the pretty much downfall of humanity.
Yeah from a certain game franchise
oh and also gordon has a morphine addiction
GotDem seamen
He is also the kind of guy whose boss would become a dictator of earth in which aliens inhabit as well
he's also a guy who woke up in a train to a certain city
Gordon: places 5 tripmines and 5 satchel charges on a security guard
Security guard's honest, unadulterated, tamper-free, triple distilled and true to factory spec reaction:
“Do I shoot the aliens? Or Dr.Freeman who’s trying to kill me for my handgun?”
-the security guard probably
Yea
dr freeman
If barney was sentient during a Half-Life Speedrun
The first thing I did after getting Half-Life was try to kill the security guard for his gun. I did not succeed, since I had a crowbar and was incompetent in combat at the time.
aliens
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional!
FOR GOD'S SAKE OPEN THE SILO DOOR, THEY'RE COMING FOR US IT'S OUR ONLY WAY OUT
@@stellarbastard98 STAHP
weve assured to the administrator that nothing will go wrong
@@Catzenrome Well, go ahead. Let's let him in now.
@@stellarbastard98 *presses E*
Jokes aside, this guy's cosplay is better than most anime cosplayers. As always, Black Mesa Research Facility's Security Force officer: Barney Calhoun, is indeed the best waifu.
I know he’s mine
@@zoty3021 no hes mine
I thought this was an action figure
you better share@@gorts_brothers_brother1072
@@zoty3021 nuh uh
Damn, Mr. Calhoun really trying to make sure Gordon is in the right airlock.
The security guards do get a bit quirky at night…
The security guards when you get out of radius.
half life not fnaf
@@bungiecrimes7247 this is half life not fnaf but ok
catch me later i buy you a beer
Reverse fnaf
Those theories about this man... All he needed was a badge
@khelldnc im a uber oni with lannis
@khell don't care,didn't ask. + you're white. + you're* + cope + mald + L + nou +cope harder + mald harder + fatherless behaviour + L x2+ fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + grandfatherless + grandmotherless
@@rush.9469 chill out, it's ok, we are on internet, just... Just relax
@khell hey turk if you want to enslave people over 18+ just go to Armenia again
@@rush.9469 man this tony hawk combo lookin sick
The new half life remake looking good
As a hl fanboy, I can confirm this is how the black Mesa security works
This is what the average trespasser sees after entering black mesa
what does you having a femboy have to do with it
This comment has been demolished.
That is an action figure though right?
@damon gant ah, thanks
Deep
@@bucketman you realy didnt know the half life frenchise????????!!!!?
@damon gant thank you for information damon gant from the hit game Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney!!
Ok so from waht I've gathered from the plot is that the man dressed as the security guard from half life gradually rotates slower and slower, symbolizing the slow and steady death our planet is marching to due to our emission of fossil fuels. His stiff posture and straight face explains to the viewer that this is no laughing matter. The use of the iphone ping in this video is very important, as it demonstrates the cause of all of our carbon emissions. Technology. As you know iphones are technology, and we use them every day, meaning we also use fossil fuels every day.
You mean samsung?
andriod ping*
wrong
we need 5 pages, this isn't enough
@@ivonnesaysmiau *samsucc
“Can I see your passport” said some random security guard
@@ElGatoGordanfermanNo, that's something different. He means passport.
Upon closer examination I realize he is not, in fact, a security guard. He is a civilian making a very convincing attempt at pretending to be a security guard.
gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional.
*murders scientist*
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, because you stole a comment.
@@Dowux gordon doesn't need to hear all this, because this is a youtube comments section, we should be used to it by now
@@olo7823 Barney doesn't need to hear all this he's a trained RUclipsr
@@sokogekigoji8299 gordon doesn't need to hear all this because you replied to an 11 month old comment, I already get it 💀
That's gotta be the best Barney Calhoun cosplay I've ever seen.
This video is a representation on a man's tragic experience as a police officer. In the video, we see 2 pictures a police officer, one of his front side, and one of his back. These 2 pictures are alternated, very fast at the start, but slowing down as the video progresses. This represents the man's mixed feelings about his job, wanting to protect people, but being pressured into solving problems brutally, instead of a calm, relaxed manner. As the video slows down, he becomes more and more depressed about his dilemma. The Samsung ringtones represent his friends trying to call him, wanting to help him break free of this trap he's fallen into. The man, however, ignores these calls, for he is too busy fighting a losing battle every day. This is truly a masterpiece, thank you, QTG.
It’s Barney from half life not a police officer
i could not read this with a straight face heLLP💀😭😭
the reason why he is depressed is that he owes gordon a beer
This is a HL video, you just wrote a whole ass essay for no reason Imao
I wasn't prepared for unforeseen consequences.
He looks like one of those security guards from half life.
no shit
crazy
No way
*How 😱*
he’s from fortnite
this feels like analog horror
lol
@khell If it's not a woman with a dick then i'm not interested.
@@Ruby...X What the fuck.
@@Ruby...X Profesional have standards
@khell sorry but I'm only into spiritual gods
me when resonance cascade :
this meme made me breathe
All the guards in Black Mesa when, instead of rescuers, sent cold-blooded soldiers to the scientific complex, which worsened an already hopeless situation.
And then they send even more Cold-Blooded soldiers to kill the Cold-Blooded soldiers.
I could legit never explain to my mom why this is funny
Good morning and welcome to the Black Mesa Transit System. This automated train is provided for the comfort and convenience of Black Mesa residents and visitors to the Black Mesa Research Facility. The time is 08:42 AM. Current topside temperature is 91 degrees with an estimated high today of one hundred and five.
- "Morning, Mr. Freeman. You're running late."
🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥
This is 100% a video for a twomad try not to laugh stream rn
He already watched it
when you owe gordon the beer but he fucking crumbles due to the effects of the morphine wearing down after he breaks all of his bones for the 600th time
*lego break sound effect*
@@gordoneman Couldn't have put it better myself
*"See what happens when you bring your ID and your pass port"*
-Benrey
"catch me later ill buy you a beer" - all Barney's clones
i would love it if this was somehow related to wayneradiotv
@khell too bad then
EXACTLY the comment i was looking for thank you
This happened to my budy Eric
I'm sorry to hear that
This happened to my buddy Keith too
Can confirm
"sorry Gordon, i got explicit orders not to let you through with RTX on."
WE MAKIN' OUT OF BLACK MESA WITH THIS ONE💥💥💥💥
When barney won’t catch you later but buys a beer
he will be working in freddy fazbear pizza
@khell freddy farbear is the best waifu
BlCk messa
r.i.p 😔
@@depressormk2afton54 yes sir
@khell remove the k in khell
The transcript be speaking facts🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏💯💯💯💯💯
Scientist: BARNEY THERES A GRENADE THROW IT BACK!
the security guard in question:
Barney: About that beer I owned ya!
Gordon: **tries to remember which Barney is it after knowing all of the Black Mesa security guards he talked to said that they will buy him a beer**
Fun fact, it’s “benry” I think they only actually made up their mind of which name to use near the end of the series
@@Supreme-Being-8 I very much doubt that
@Тити Мити why are you pointing out my comment🤣 I didn’t even make a joke
@Тити Мити you good, I personally enjoy the jokes, but I understand how some could find them annoying
Security in Bulgaria 🇧🇬🤤🤤🌝
Охрана be like
wow, sliven охрана looks so different nowadays!
не взе тоя туборг на Гордон в края
@@Prismate russians are cool
@@olo7823 What? What does this have to do with my comment?
How security guards look once they open a door and are of no longer use to you:
Extra layer of security is always needed.
“Gordon, I’ll stay here.”
This is 100% me when I had a bunch of messages for you, but we just had a system crash about 20 minutes ago and im still trying to find my files. Just one of those days I guess
they were having some problems down in the test chamber too, but i think that's all straightened out
Scp sl tutorial in half life
This is what Half Life
Life will look like in 2098
I could look at this for minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years, decades, centuries... And even then I wouldn't get bored
yo this looks like my friend bogdan
Say hi for me
@@uncleJeremy755 cheese
No joke this was a Halloween costume I wore once back in elementary/middle school. Had a fake Glock made of that heavy red plastic/resin
Who was letting you play Half-Life in Elementary school?
going to a ciber was the only way to play half life in that time@@shiethegal
He wishes to see your *passport*
"Hey, catch me later. I'll buy ya a beer!"
*Years later...*
"About that beer I owned ya"
and then he still doesn't buy you one
Because there is no one selling beer left in the world thanks to combine
@@potatodude3947it’s pretty hard to do so when the worlds governed by an alien empire who only gives you drugged water
*hands bottle of distilled alien juice*
Another day in Black Mesa.
Pov: you have not prepared for unforeseen consequences
As a security guard I can confirm this is literally me
As a girl I really loved this (I’m a guy btw)
Lol
G-Guy
I- in
R- Real
L- Life
As a girl i love this comment (I'm a guy btw)
@@Baloongis2
As a former french veteran I really like this reply (I’m American and have never been in the army btw)
As an idiot, I like this (I've coded several programs and am above average IQ btw)
Mornin mr Freeman! I require crack
Girl: “he’s probably cheating on me”
Me and the boys:
the music you hear before an american police officer mauls you to death
not the pitbull? 😂
@@barkinglights249it works for both
Black mesa moment
This person is wearing a costume of a Black Mesa security guard. Half-Life being the game it’s referencing. That game is a blast!
He's actually cosplaying the original HL1 guards, in Black Mesa they redesigned the armour (kinda sucks really the original is too nostalgic)
@@chocofrolik834 Wait, what are the differences between the BlackMesa ones and the Half-Life ones?
@@beanmchocolate3900 None, really, just the Black Mesa ones are more high quality and realistic.
he most likely meant the foundation, not the remake of HL1, "Black Mesa"
@@nolongergabe Yep, that was what I was saying.
What system crashes and missing files does to a man
When Barney hears that Gordon Caused a resonance cascade
He's just holding Gordon on that beer
it's weird think that barney is literally everywhere and even if he die he will revive in half life
"guys my teacher just forced us to watch this video and is now demanding a 5 page analysis on it, can you give me pointers i dont know where to start"
-quagmire toilet gaming, 2022.
when valve released hl1 remastered:
Half life 1 on ps2🙀
black mesa blue shift looking fire
The fact that it isn't synced up with the notification sound is what bugs me the most.
Beautiful
@khell wtf
@khell Bot!
this is barney in half life 3
Half life Security in real life
Pov someone's getting robbed then I come to the rescue 🤤
Ok here's a start:
An analysis on the security meme
In the simple meme of a man dressed as a security guard from the original half-life game there lies a deep history, from the game itself and the melting pot of culture, ideas, and works of a vast number of people.
You would then state the history and memes of the half lifeguard, memes and their devolution into simplistic sound effects, and the events that came to make this such as the cosplayer and his own personal culture. i can give you this starting point, hopefully to start the thing off.
if you need help, i will try my best.
"Do you have your passport", Barney, said calmly
Bro working on black mesa wish you enjoy your shift man
He would like to know if you brought your passport
I was looking for this comment lol
Wow so funny hahahaha
Fucking overused joke dude it's been one year already
@@forsene2297 mayonnaise sir
@@liketocodev yeah delicious
I feel like I’m missing some crucial lore here
Black Mesa
Resonance Cascade
7 hour war
The Resonance cascade and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Citadel
HES THE STARWARS DUDEE
He owes a beer
Combine been real quiet since this dropped 🗣️🗣️💯💯
*Trainstation*
Get in here.
Go on!
I said 'move!'
You, Citizen! Come with me.
Back up!
Get in!
No, I'm good.
Yeah, I'm gonna need me some privacy for this!
Now... (switches to normal voice) about that beer I owed ya.
It's me, Gordon! Barney from Black Mesa.
Hey, sorry for the scare. I had to put on a show for the cameras.
I've been working undercover with Civil Protection. I can't take too long or they'll get suspicious. I'm way behind on my beating quota.
Sorry, Doc, but look who's here.
Yeah, you and me both, Doc.
He was about to board the Express to Nova Prospekt.
I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
Well, as long as he stays away from checkpoints we should be okay.
Listen, I gotta go, Doc. We're taking enough chances as it is.
Okay, Gordon you're gonna have to make your own way to Dr. Kleiner's lab.
Oh man, that's what I was afraid of. Get in here, Gordon, before you blow my cover.
Pile up some stuff to get through that window, and keep going 'til you're in the plaza.
I'll meet up with you later.
here's no time to waste here, Gordon. Get a move on!
This is the sort of content that keeps the Internet running
About that beer he owes you…
Y’all this man has such high quality videos get him to 1m
The more I look at him the more mannequin-like he becomes.
This happens when Gordon actually does have his passport
me trying to pass without my passport
This meme makes more sense after playing Half Life.
It’s nice to see a fellow officer so dedicated to his work
Haahaa
Haahaa
for the love of god i tracked his account and he has fetish for women
This man is becoming the new I didn’t ask to be born
Gordon: hired
Shepard: forgotten
Barney:
The black mesa security guard after seeing his friends get killed by Gordon and Gordon still being praised as a hero:
benry
Tenis
Just noticed Black Mesa on his shirt
As a member of security, I can say this is correct
evil barney be like: "about that non-alcoholic drink i owed ya"
The things coming after the security guard is supposed to be scary, not the guard itself