The Emperor’s New Groove is absolutely one of the funniest movies of all time, when Yzma is talking to Kuzco and he’s just looking at the food stuck in her teeth 💀💀💀
I was also purely team Jacob in New Moon until the "do you want me to PUT YOU in the hospital?" scene and when they cut his hair 🤢 The motorcycle repair "Shooting the Moon" scene sequence followed by the "shirtless dabbing at Bella's head wound" scene made me fall for him, and then that ick-inducing face punch movie scene made me dislike him entirely 🫠
My sister and I love the quote from the Princess Diaries 2 where she's getting her wedding hairstyle done and she says "I look like a moose..." and the stylist says "But you're a very cute moose! You make all the boy moose go whhhaaaaaaaaaaa!!" 😂😂😂
these movie quote episodes are my fav, i’ve rewatched them like 6 times & alllllways giggle The Heat is also my favorite movie & when Melissa McCarthy says to the albino cop “you’re giving beauty tips? do you own a fuckin mirror?” TEARS every single time my die hard love for Drew is making so much sense looking back💀
The “then by all means come along sir.” From HP is from that scene where Harry drinks the liquid luck and then runs into that one professor (slughorn?)in the Herbology room no?🤣🤣 Harry says he is going to visit Hagrid and professor said he can’t let Harry go out since it’s almost night time😁
I just had to say that someone forgot to mention the BEST quote from the emperor's new groove: "Yikes, yikes, yikes. And let me guess. You have a great personality." lol
My favorite from 21 jump street (it might be 22 I can’t remember) was the roommate not believing Jonah hill is 18. And she’s like “18 minutes late to penuckle? Tell us about the war…anyone of them”
In my eyes, Patrick is a Taurus, Mr. Krabs is a Capricorn, Pearl is an Aries, Larry is a Libra, Sandy and Squilliam are Leos, Computer Wife and Gary are Virgos, Spongebob is a Sagittarius, Squidward is a Pisces, Plankton is a Scorpio, and the Pirate Ghost is a Gemini. I’m very passionate about this. Nobody can change my mind.
Emperor’s New Groove is the epitome of my 5yr old son’s humor!! I would argue that Kronk is his favorite, especially when he’s making up his own theme song while trying to dump Kuzco’s llama body 😂😂😂 or when Kronk goes “MY SPINACH PUFFS”
I've shaved my head a bunch for the past couple years and when it's freshly shaved down i always video call my sister and she goes BALD BALD BALD AH MY EYES!!!
Funniest but stupidest line from emperors new groove “uh squeekdy squeak squeak squeaken” when Kronk is talking to the squirrel 🐿️ It made me laugh so hard 😂
I love to quote the movie Bring It On 😂 I love when Torrence follows Missy to her car and goes “Alright that’s it get out of the car Im gonna kick your ass” and when Courtney and Whitney catch Torrence looking and smiling at Missys brother at the game and Courtney goes “We saw that you were having cheer sex with him” 😂 the list is endless with that movie and of course the piece de resistance.. the opening cheer! Also randomly too from Bridesmaid when Annie tells Lilian “you doooo, awww” on the plane😂
for dumb and dumber, my family quotes that one all the time too but its funny cause almost all of the quotes you guys mentioned are none of the ones we quote 😅 “how’s your burger?” “mmm pills are gooood” “swanson? i thought it was samsonite!” *the clicking noise the cop makes when he drinks the piss*
I’ll quote New girl and say “you remind me of my dead friend Karen, does anyone ever tell you that?” whenever people say I look like someone. They always think I’m being serious and act like I’m an idiot. It’s hilarious to me every damn time
The grinch. Quote that shit all year. “And by ‘we’ I mean you” “odd” “brilliant!” “grab a handful of popcorn shrimp and blow outta there” “you did the right thing!” “It’s gonna blow!” “Hahaha ahhh that’s a good one” “Betty! Hiiiiii” the list is long 😂
the two quotes I always say are "dude, you threw off my groove" and my favorite is every time someone asks where something is, I very guiltily say "I uh... put it away" and hope that they ask "where" so I can say "why do you want to know" and usually if people don't realize I'm doing a bit they will naturally say "I need it" and then I can say "nuh uh don't you go running off doing the old darin' do, we've been planning this dinner for months!!" and by then everyone has figured out I am quoting the incredibles
the half blood prince quote is the scene when harry's all hopped up on Felix Felicis and is trying to go to Hagrid's hut and Slughorn is telling him its about to be curfew or that's its about to be dark so he tells Slughorn 'then by all means come along sir' best scene from the movie other than Draco saying he would rather 'pitch himself off the astronomy tower' than take charms class again imo
Also she’s the man “my favorites Gouda” and “What does your heart tell you… I mean which one would you rather see naked” “ball and freaking chain man” honestly the whole movie
Dr. Cox from Scrubs had a bunch of zingers I loved lol my favorite: “I would make you swear on a bible, but I know how contact with holy things makes your skin sizzle.” 😂😂 wordy but clever My best friend and I always told each other “I love you Jenny.” from Forrest Gump. I always list ways of cooking shrimp because of Bubba 😅
I also have a widows peak & that shit can be so annoying when parting ur hair 😂 I used to shave it in high school, then I would look in the mirror & get goosebumps bc of how scary I looked, so I leave it now fr 😂💅
My favourite Pauly D line is when he is talking on the phone with that girl In season one and he’s like “ you stalked my whole life on the boardwalk…. I got on some rides god forbid me it’s f***in summer”
I have a special spiritual connection to Shrek movies bc as a child, the movies always came out on or around my birthday (May 21st, Taurus Gemini cusp but TECHNICALLY a Taurus thank u I will not be taking anymore questions) and my mom loves movies, so one time for my birthday party she got me and my little group of friends a tour of the movie theater (came with their birthday package thing, got to see the projector room and everything) and got those kids snack boxes while we watched the movie. Honestly would still rock with that for a birthday party as an adult lmao
Omg I can’t believe I forgot this but one of my favorite SpongeBob quotes is from the episode when Mr. Krabs sells the Krusty Krab and it becomes the Krabby O’ Mondays and the new manager is talking to Squidward and he goes “because the less you know… the better” and like disappears into the shadows 💀💀💀
my best friend and i constantly quote the bloopers of the ouran high school host club dub. the blooper reel fr lasts 30 minutes and we have them all memorized
I FREAKIN KNEW SHE MEANT GALOSHES! I swear I yelled that shit in my car while driving home from work. But now I’m calling them Goya Boots for shits and giggles
When The Emperor’s New Groove came out, my brother and sister and I were in elementary school. And omg did we watch that movie over and over and over again. To the point that my aunt (who we were living with at the time) hid the tape (yes it was vhs at the time 😌) and we ended up finding it and still put it on repeat 🤣 she ended up doing something else with it because we couldn’t find it again after a while. Good times 😌 I can still quote that entire movie tho
my family and I (in addition to quoting movies) quote things that random kids we know have said. Our favorite is "It's shtill alive but jusht bArely!" A kid said this to my sister-in-law when she found a sand dollar that was still purple. He proceeded to take it from her and chuck it full force back into the ocean.
Catching up here on old episodes but I had to add to Drews HP4 quotes “well done dragon!!!” “feet off the table! Feet off the table!!” My sisters and I quote those two allll the time
One of the best movies to quote is "what we do in the shadows" the movie not the show lol you both will love it!!! "What are we??!!" - "we are werewolves not swear-wolves!"
This is so random to point out, but I noticed how when these two mention their family they say *my* instead of *our dad, brother, mom etc* 😂😂i found that interesting (not in a bad way)
Whenever I’m working on a project and have an “ah-ha” moment I ALWAYS quote Yzma’s monologue “I know what I’ll do, I’ll turn him into a flea…”
"put that box inside a box and then I'll put that box inside another BOX"
and then I’ll mail that box to myself and when it arrives AHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAA I SMASH IT WITH A HAMMAH!
@@twoidiotgirls lmao me when I’m opening an Amazon package 📦 that has multiple boxes for no reason lmao
The Emperor’s New Groove is absolutely one of the funniest movies of all time, when Yzma is talking to Kuzco and he’s just looking at the food stuck in her teeth 💀💀💀
how longgg has THAT been there
Agreed! David spade KILLED that role!
When Rosalie says "my monkey man" about Emmett in the first movie during the baseball scene, and when Edward says "Hang on tight, spider monkey" 😭
I was also purely team Jacob in New Moon until the "do you want me to PUT YOU in the hospital?" scene and when they cut his hair 🤢 The motorcycle repair "Shooting the Moon" scene sequence followed by the "shirtless dabbing at Bella's head wound" scene made me fall for him, and then that ick-inducing face punch movie scene made me dislike him entirely 🫠
OMG HAHAHAHAHA I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE
I didn’t get mine submitted in time but mine is “You cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to.” Drew, you know🤣🤣
LOL
"THAT'S MY BOOOOOOOYYY. THAT'S MY SOOOONNNNNNN" is constantly in my head
omg SAME
My sister and I love the quote from the Princess Diaries 2 where she's getting her wedding hairstyle done and she says "I look like a moose..." and the stylist says "But you're a very cute moose! You make all the boy moose go whhhaaaaaaaaaaa!!" 😂😂😂
A CLASSIC
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“No brain power, just vibes here” I love that 😂😂😂
we're here to give the people what they want
these movie quote episodes are my fav, i’ve rewatched them like 6 times & alllllways giggle
The Heat is also my favorite movie & when Melissa McCarthy says to the albino cop “you’re giving beauty tips? do you own a fuckin mirror?” TEARS every single time
my die hard love for Drew is making so much sense looking back💀
ahahhaahahhahha
The Bridesmaids line I quote the most is when she's drunk on the plane tryna sneak into first class and she's like "help me I'm poor"
THERE'S A COLONIAL WOMAN ON THE WING OF THE PLANE
The “then by all means come along sir.” From HP is from that scene where Harry drinks the liquid luck and then runs into that one professor (slughorn?)in the Herbology room no?🤣🤣 Harry says he is going to visit Hagrid and professor said he can’t let Harry go out since it’s almost night time😁
When Drew said “hit the road Bucky” I lost my mind 😂😂😂
hahahahahahaha
This podcast literally cures my depressive episodes bless u both u have immaculate taste 🙏🏻
awwww Wren! luv u!
I just had to say that someone forgot to mention the BEST quote from the emperor's new groove: "Yikes, yikes, yikes. And let me guess.
You have a great personality." lol
hahahahahahahaha
I was SCREAMING that Deison would be Gingie from Shrek and idek why the energy just matches 😂
My favorite from 21 jump street (it might be 22 I can’t remember) was the roommate not believing Jonah hill is 18. And she’s like “18 minutes late to penuckle? Tell us about the war…anyone of them”
omg hahahahaha
In my eyes, Patrick is a Taurus, Mr. Krabs is a Capricorn, Pearl is an Aries, Larry is a Libra, Sandy and Squilliam are Leos, Computer Wife and Gary are Virgos, Spongebob is a Sagittarius, Squidward is a Pisces, Plankton is a Scorpio, and the Pirate Ghost is a Gemini.
I’m very passionate about this. Nobody can change my mind.
oooooo very interesting!
Emperor’s New Groove is the epitome of my 5yr old son’s humor!! I would argue that Kronk is his favorite, especially when he’s making up his own theme song while trying to dump Kuzco’s llama body 😂😂😂 or when Kronk goes “MY SPINACH PUFFS”
OMG THE SPINACH PUFFS
I absolutely love this show . Please keep them coming . It really gets me thru the day hearing y’all make jokes & laughing ❤
awww luv u!
I’ve literally re watched the last 7 episodes so many times now. Y’all are so funny I love this 💓💓💓💓
awww thank you!!! we luv u!
I watch these as background noise (to help with my ADHD) and I could listen to y’all quote the office for a hours.
this podcast never fails to make my day, you guys are so funny ❤😁
awww thank u!
I was about to go to sleep cause it’s 2am but now that you uploaded I’ll sleep later 😭😂
LOL LUV U!
LOVED this episode!… I always say “Crap on a spatula!!” whenever something goes mildly wrong lol it’s from Parks and Rec and no one ever gets it.
omg SO many good ones from Parks and Rec
@@twoidiotgirls LITerally
"What a beautiful chocolate man"
~White Chicks
a classssic
Half of my conversations are quotes😂 the office, new girl, & parks & rec, SpongeBob honestly the list never ends😂
same!
This podcast makes washing dishes feel like a treat
Thanks for another great episode! Love yall and we appreciate the joys you bring to us
omg thank you! Luv u!
I've shaved my head a bunch for the past couple years and when it's freshly shaved down i always video call my sister and she goes BALD BALD BALD AH MY EYES!!!
hahahahahahaha
I would like you both to know that the quote Drew says at 7:54 has been my echolalia quote for some time lmaoo.
I love, "Only one!" from the fourth HP. I say it like that too. 👹🧜♀️
omg we quoted this in a past episode too! lol
Funniest but stupidest line from emperors new groove “uh squeekdy squeak squeak squeaken” when Kronk is talking to the squirrel 🐿️
It made me laugh so hard 😂
the way i rewatch jersey and drink wine w my bestie…jersey is unmatched as far as reality tv or whateva
Mine is ‘don’t be suspicious’ 😂 my friends and i will even do the whole dance
a classic!
“Lowkey photographic memory” FELT THAAAAT🤣
YESH
Yesss was hoping I'd catch this early 😊
Luv it!
I needed this today. I'm having the worst mental health day and I needed a good laugh to keep me going.
hi Emma, sorry you're having a tough day. we luv u and are glad you're here!❤️
Im a new listener; day 3 and you being big GOT fans make me LOVE u guyssss even more
luv u!
I love to quote the movie Bring It On 😂 I love when Torrence follows Missy to her car and goes “Alright that’s it get out of the car Im gonna kick your ass” and when Courtney and Whitney catch Torrence looking and smiling at Missys brother at the game and Courtney goes “We saw that you were having cheer sex with him” 😂 the list is endless with that movie and of course the piece de resistance.. the opening cheer! Also randomly too from Bridesmaid when Annie tells Lilian “you doooo, awww” on the plane😂
omg hahahahahaha
Not from a tv or movie, but I quote UNHhhh so much it’s a problem
for dumb and dumber, my family quotes that one all the time too but its funny cause almost all of the quotes you guys mentioned are none of the ones we quote 😅
“how’s your burger?”
“mmm pills are gooood”
“swanson? i thought it was samsonite!”
*the clicking noise the cop makes when he drinks the piss*
We also use "pumpkin pie haircutted FREAK"
I’ll quote New girl and say “you remind me of my dead friend Karen, does anyone ever tell you that?” whenever people say I look like someone. They always think I’m being serious and act like I’m an idiot. It’s hilarious to me every damn time
@11:05 yes when she said “you can’t even keep a cat” 😂 I screamed
hahahahaha "that cat took oNE look at your life and was likeee nooooo fuckin thanks i am OUT of here"
@@twoidiotgirls 😂😂😂
emperors new groove and dont tell mom the baby sitters dead are my favs too
In Emperor's New Groove "Is that MY voice?!... Oh well"
LOL
Deison IS SO THE GINGERBREAD MAN 😭😭💀
My favorite SpongeBob quotes are "hoopla!" , "chocolate", and my all time favorite "soiled it!"
Oops missed one "No, this is Patrick!"
all classics!
The grinch. Quote that shit all year. “And by ‘we’ I mean you” “odd” “brilliant!” “grab a handful of popcorn shrimp and blow outta there” “you did the right thing!” “It’s gonna blow!” “Hahaha ahhh that’s a good one” “Betty! Hiiiiii” the list is long 😂
the two quotes I always say are "dude, you threw off my groove" and my favorite is every time someone asks where something is, I very guiltily say "I uh... put it away" and hope that they ask "where" so I can say "why do you want to know" and usually if people don't realize I'm doing a bit they will naturally say "I need it" and then I can say "nuh uh don't you go running off doing the old darin' do, we've been planning this dinner for months!!" and by then everyone has figured out I am quoting the incredibles
Me and my sister always quote Alvin in the chipmunks when they’re opening gifts and they misspell Dave and he reads it out loud “To Dav”
“EHH PACHA?!!?” 💀💀 my brother and I quote that ALL the time🦙
truly a classic
this is the widows peak of a killer, bella
omg
the half blood prince quote is the scene when harry's all hopped up on Felix Felicis and is trying to go to Hagrid's hut and Slughorn is telling him its about to be curfew or that's its about to be dark so he tells Slughorn 'then by all means come along sir' best scene from the movie other than Draco saying he would rather 'pitch himself off the astronomy tower' than take charms class again imo
LMAO
I can listen to you guys talk about the office for an entire hour
LOL
school of rock is my #1 quoted movie 🤣 “get of your ath let’s do some math”
LMAO
Also she’s the man “my favorites Gouda” and “What does your heart tell you… I mean which one would you rather see naked” “ball and freaking chain man” honestly the whole movie
Dr. Cox from Scrubs had a bunch of zingers I loved lol my favorite: “I would make you swear on a bible, but I know how contact with holy things makes your skin sizzle.” 😂😂 wordy but clever
My best friend and I always told each other “I love you Jenny.” from Forrest Gump. I always list ways of cooking shrimp because of Bubba 😅
LOL
OMG wedding crashers is my family and my biggest quoted movie of all time!!
dudeeee i need to watch this one! -Deison
@@twoidiotgirls it’s the best!! “ CRAB CAKES AND FOOTBALL THATS WHAT MARYLAND DOES NUMMM NUMMM NUMMM NUMMMM NUMMMM!!!!!” Hahaha
'thats my purse i dont know you'
'no no he got a point'
'sit on your throne of lies'
the "King of the Hill" quote??? was like 90% of our personality throughout highschool wowowow
Highlight of my Tuesday! Love your podcast 🫶🏼
Omg your memories are also insanely impressive !! Lol
aw luv u!
My brother and I do "THE POWER WITHIN!!!" and "its not just a Boulder. its a rock!"
Also from Surf’s Up, my mom and I frequently say “I can feel it in my nuggets”
omg
the way that i don’t remember anything i’ve ever watched
omg
This is the greatest episode ever
For the Shrek character I like to think I am the three blind mice 😂😂😂
The fact that I watched the Pam Dwight Kelly vs Jim & Kathy episode yesterday😂😂
LOLOLOL
Not “Killer widows peak”🤣🤣🤣
LMAO I'M SORRY
If you know this quote you’re the G.O.A.T!
“I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate”
🤣
Space Balls = TOP TIER FILM
@@twoidiotgirls yessss!!! 👏
I also have a widows peak & that shit can be so annoying when parting ur hair 😂 I used to shave it in high school, then I would look in the mirror & get goosebumps bc of how scary I looked, so I leave it now fr 😂💅
LOL i'm sure it looks amazing!
not Drew pointing out another way that she’s super smart and Deison fumbling the chance to tease her sister!
Drew may forget the word "galoshes" but I'll never question her intellect, she's a smart lady!
“YOU.DONT.KNOW.HOW.IT.IS”
LMAO
My favourite Pauly D line is when he is talking on the phone with that girl
In season one and he’s like “ you stalked my whole life on the boardwalk…. I got on some rides god forbid me it’s f***in summer”
Ayyyye @6:40 😂😂 Kuzco was a vibe
truly
Not deison casually coming for drew 💀
it's a full time job
From mean girls I love quoting “my nana takes her wig off when she’s drunk” and “what are you saying about?”
Also from stepbrothers: “can I come over later and touch your face?” And when the moms like “what did I do to deserve that?”
LOLL
I quote archer && I think y’all would like that one too
“And that’s how we get ants”
“Shut up Pam…you manatee”
Again ladies another hour and 5 min of pure laughter. Thank you😭
LOL luv u!
Me and my boyfriend always say “ texas Calvery “ and “ battle scars “ from twilight
I have a special spiritual connection to Shrek movies bc as a child, the movies always came out on or around my birthday (May 21st, Taurus Gemini cusp but TECHNICALLY a Taurus thank u I will not be taking anymore questions) and my mom loves movies, so one time for my birthday party she got me and my little group of friends a tour of the movie theater (came with their birthday package thing, got to see the projector room and everything) and got those kids snack boxes while we watched the movie. Honestly would still rock with that for a birthday party as an adult lmao
"Solarplexus
Instep
Nose
GROIN!"
a classsssic
she’s the man is my literal favorite movie
Omg I can’t believe I forgot this but one of my favorite SpongeBob quotes is from the episode when Mr. Krabs sells the Krusty Krab and it becomes the Krabby O’ Mondays and the new manager is talking to Squidward and he goes “because the less you know… the better” and like disappears into the shadows 💀💀💀
hahahaha i also love "another day another dollar -- MORE LIKE A NICKEL"
I immediately knew Deison was Pinocchio lol
LMAO
deison is the wolf from shrek. the one who wears the nightgown
I literally have the same memory with movies and quotes only!! Everything else psshh nope just movies lol
LOL luv it!
1:03:55 omg y’all’s synchronized voices sound like Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls!
my best friend and i constantly quote the bloopers of the ouran high school host club dub. the blooper reel fr lasts 30 minutes and we have them all memorized
luv it!
My leg !! Is me and my sisters fav fs
a classic
I FREAKIN KNEW SHE MEANT GALOSHES! I swear I yelled that shit in my car while driving home from work. But now I’m calling them Goya Boots for shits and giggles
goya boots are the IT fall fashion item
When The Emperor’s New Groove came out, my brother and sister and I were in elementary school. And omg did we watch that movie over and over and over again. To the point that my aunt (who we were living with at the time) hid the tape (yes it was vhs at the time 😌) and we ended up finding it and still put it on repeat 🤣 she ended up doing something else with it because we couldn’t find it again after a while.
Good times 😌 I can still quote that entire movie tho
it's such a CLASSIC
that little boy from Just Go With It is such a G. severely underrated quotable character
EXACTLY
Mmmm butterrrr is me and my sister terrys fav from cloudy and the chance of meatballs
omg
@@twoidiotgirls I am confused
my family and I (in addition to quoting movies) quote things that random kids we know have said. Our favorite is "It's shtill alive but jusht bArely!" A kid said this to my sister-in-law when she found a sand dollar that was still purple. He proceeded to take it from her and chuck it full force back into the ocean.
LMAO
They should give the hand on the table nails 💅
By far the FUNNIEST video yet
LOL
My lesbian bestie and I had matching “Free Snooki” shirts that we wore together for quite a while. Also Sammi Sweetheart was THAT girl fr fr
omg fun!
have you guys seen kronks new groove? it’s really good too. my favorite quote from it is “all i ever wanted was a thumbs up from papi”.
OMG!
Catching up here on old episodes but I had to add to Drews HP4 quotes “well done dragon!!!” “feet off the table! Feet off the table!!” My sisters and I quote those two allll the time
LOLOLOL
One of the best movies to quote is "what we do in the shadows" the movie not the show lol you both will love it!!! "What are we??!!" - "we are werewolves not swear-wolves!"
omg we'll have to check it out!
My favorite episode so far! So funny and makes me feel like I'm hanging out with you both.
awww luv u!
This is so random to point out, but I noticed how when these two mention their family they say *my* instead of *our dad, brother, mom etc* 😂😂i found that interesting (not in a bad way)
“Chittttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…….Like a glove”
ooo what's this from?!