Horrible $85 Million Penthouse

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  • Опубликовано: 10 окт 2024
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  • @gravelle7774
    @gravelle7774 3 года назад +4617

    charlie, the stone is obviously a save point in the middle of the room.

    • @fart63
      @fart63 3 года назад +175

      So you don’t have to walk to the other side of the house you can just load your save

    • @jukeswolfy2593
      @jukeswolfy2593 3 года назад +97

      its for fast travel

    • @jpedro1800
      @jpedro1800 2 года назад +4

      I was sure it was so you can unlock some fancy new jobs, like red mage, get that pimp sexy outfit you know?

    • @sillylittleowlguy2392
      @sillylittleowlguy2392 2 года назад +33

      I actually kind of want one, but it’s an actual giant salt lick, so I can just randomly offer it to guests just to fuck with them.

    • @kyrios0307
      @kyrios0307 2 года назад +17

      @@jukeswolfy2593 yeah lol fast travel to key points of the house. Walking is sooooo 2020!

  • @mono1813
    @mono1813 3 года назад +5348

    "The worse the art looks, the more expensive it is."
    - Charlie White

    • @Zack-wc5mv
      @Zack-wc5mv 3 года назад +52

      What a time to be alive

    • @nutmaster7794
      @nutmaster7794 3 года назад +136

      He's not wrong

    • @drixcek9782
      @drixcek9782 3 года назад +214

      @@nutmaster7794 man makes very detailed painting about the hardships of human life and personification of the meaningless of life: nothing
      Man urinates on a canvas: THATS THE MOST AMAZING THING IVE SEEN!

    • @TypeKK
      @TypeKK 3 года назад +98

      @@drixcek9782
      We live in a society
      People on Twitter making art commission: $25
      Some random canvas that have wet paint: $1million

    • @TypeKK
      @TypeKK 3 года назад +44

      I mean art on R34 or anime is better and beautiful

  • @lotto5498
    @lotto5498 3 года назад +3634

    “Marble fans”
    Ah yes, my favorite comic creator. *Stone Lee*

    • @Mr_Jish
      @Mr_Jish 3 года назад +174

      Dad joke or not, this is criminally underliked lol

    • @CsGalaxyID
      @CsGalaxyID 2 года назад +87

      Lotto my man, you have unlocked *Dad Jokes Ultra.* I the tree will personally give you this badge

    • @lotto5498
      @lotto5498 2 года назад +37

      @@CsGalaxyID Thank you, Mister Tree

    • @layonyatsu7203
      @layonyatsu7203 2 года назад +14

      the most original joke I seen in a while

    • @jonathanathor117
      @jonathanathor117 2 года назад +5

      Granite Morrison.

  • @katan844
    @katan844 3 года назад +1078

    Imagine waking up your private chef at 3am and being like "I WANT CEREAL MAKE ME CEREAL''

    • @ayssersoussi6198
      @ayssersoussi6198 3 года назад +6

      Idle speculation.

    • @ilhambahniar2892
      @ilhambahniar2892 2 года назад +142

      I got a friend who used to be a chef for a yacht of some dumb millionaire.
      That does happen.

    • @katan844
      @katan844 2 года назад +55

      @@ilhambahniar2892 i wouldn't be suprised lol, i mean some people would do anything just to stay lazy haha

    • @catngelle
      @catngelle 2 года назад +16

      Damn i wish i was a millionaire

    • @katan844
      @katan844 2 года назад +13

      @@catngelle you're not alone

  • @WhoTookSaltyCabbage
    @WhoTookSaltyCabbage 3 года назад +4870

    As someone who's studying architecture I appreciate these videos for teaching me how to design shitty living spaces and scam rich people into buying them for ridiculous prices

    • @giancarlo418
      @giancarlo418 3 года назад +70

      Lmao

    • @Kaphriel1
      @Kaphriel1 3 года назад +3

      How much do you think it’s worth then

    • @flipf615
      @flipf615 3 года назад +8

      @@Kaphriel1 this idiot probably gonna say "2 MiLlIoN"

    • @Kaphriel1
      @Kaphriel1 3 года назад +2

      @@flipf615 lol

    • @garou9914
      @garou9914 3 года назад +145

      Yeah just slap some marble and dogshit art pieces in there and I garantee you rich people will buy it.

  • @NeosLeftLeg
    @NeosLeftLeg 3 года назад +3319

    “We’ll give you 3 luxury cars in a place where driving takes more than walking” totally worth it

    • @onutube6392
      @onutube6392 3 года назад +168

      The one place where driving is absolutely worthless

    • @razgaros
      @razgaros 3 года назад +7

      Technicly driving always takes more money than walking but I get your point.

    • @onutube6392
      @onutube6392 3 года назад +151

      @@razgaros ain't about money, it's about time. Time can't be bought.

    • @onutube6392
      @onutube6392 3 года назад +2

      @@razgaros but can you buy more of your own time?

    • @razgaros
      @razgaros 3 года назад +5

      @@onutube6392 Sure up to a point. Say I was supposed to do the dishe but I hate that so a cleaning lady does it. There I have bought myself some time. I will still die, but I will die having spent more time on stuff I want to do. Could also consider medical bills has a way to buy time.

  • @benjamindover2601
    @benjamindover2601 3 года назад +5358

    This realtor is so good at talking without actually saying anything.

    • @ggez1505
      @ggez1505 3 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html :)

    • @devinbayarea2174
      @devinbayarea2174 3 года назад +91

      He learned from chael sonnen

    • @blakewb_husker5159
      @blakewb_husker5159 3 года назад +22

      @@devinbayarea2174 UNDERRATED COMMENT

    • @t6mal
      @t6mal 3 года назад +13

      Great way to say what i was thinking.

    • @JL-lg9xs
      @JL-lg9xs 3 года назад +77

      I can translate; I think he's saying "Give me your money I'm a douchebag" over and over

  • @NehNehNehNeh42
    @NehNehNehNeh42 3 года назад +830

    Rich people have absolutely no sense of style. Everything is marble and unnecessarily expensive.

    • @ルクミ-w8m
      @ルクミ-w8m 3 года назад +89

      I believe one of the very few reasons they actually buy anything like that is just to show everyone that they have too much money to even care about what they spend it on.
      Like, rich people just buy it because it's expensive.

    • @joeybillings780
      @joeybillings780 3 года назад +31

      Money doesn’t buy taste

    • @Zack_410
      @Zack_410 3 года назад +2

      I mean most of them don't.

    • @RobertSmurda
      @RobertSmurda 3 года назад +7

      This one apartment does not extrapolate to the taste’s of all rich people

    • @shelflord1686
      @shelflord1686 3 года назад +5

      @@RobertSmurda why are you defending the taste of stupidly rich people as if it matters at all

  • @Freyjinn
    @Freyjinn 3 года назад +7178

    Ah yes, a giant power crystal in the middle of the room, definitively another cult penthouse
    they would get along with the cult obsessed by fireplaces

    • @ggez1505
      @ggez1505 3 года назад +4

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html

    • @Charsenic
      @Charsenic 3 года назад +24

      Well there were quite a few fireplaces in there as well

    • @persontheguyman223
      @persontheguyman223 3 года назад +7

      Thats sounds like a comic book villain the always loses

    • @FalconRS
      @FalconRS 3 года назад +19

      They spent way too much money for cool and comfy temple and now they can't afford world domination plans anymore, so sadly, they must sell the place now.

    • @canadianbluepants9446
      @canadianbluepants9446 3 года назад +1

      @@gob233 hmm how strange?

  • @rickeydart3040
    @rickeydart3040 3 года назад +2244

    "2010, a good year"
    Why do people always say it was a "good year" when they talk about wine? Like you never hear someone say "Chateau, 1996. Absolutely shit year."

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 3 года назад +226

      Because the flavor of the wine can differ noticeably depending on the quality of grapes harvest that year

    • @Humongous_Hongonggolongus
      @Humongous_Hongonggolongus 3 года назад +540

      @@JeanMarceaux I think he means that most people don't know if it was a good year and just bullshitting to look suave.

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 3 года назад +128

      @@Humongous_Hongonggolongus a fair point

    • @antapex1
      @antapex1 3 года назад +30

      think he's talking about 2010 being a good date for the age of the wine

    • @boopyy
      @boopyy 3 года назад +65

      Ah yes, a 2020 Cabernet, what a good year - Random Wine Aficionado

  • @thegoldenorder1240
    @thegoldenorder1240 3 года назад +951

    The fact this house has a save point in the living room, gives it indispensable value.

    • @livingcorpse5664
      @livingcorpse5664 3 года назад +8

      Good one.

    • @ggez1505
      @ggez1505 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html

    • @gdottothegamer1001
      @gdottothegamer1001 3 года назад +2

      ok, this actually made me laugh

    • @lamptrent
      @lamptrent 3 года назад +41

      and with the skylight directly above it, it counts as being "outside", so it's even usable for fast travel warps! very convenient

    • @thegoldenorder1240
      @thegoldenorder1240 3 года назад +4

      @@lamptrent Great point.

  • @gummigamer4614
    @gummigamer4614 3 года назад +1890

    7:51
    As a non American, central park looks like the most unappealing, unnatural piece of land I've ever seen in terms of it's structure. It feels like a dystopian future where they have cubes of nature you can reside in,

    • @Caldella
      @Caldella 3 года назад +274

      Plenty of Americans think the same (including me) - I'm sure the rectangular shape made it a lot easier to plan for the city building around it, but it 100% looks unnatural.

    • @clumbus894
      @clumbus894 3 года назад +229

      Trust me most Americans outside of New York City have no clue what the hell New York City is either.

    • @jtek2259
      @jtek2259 3 года назад +188

      It was actually made it to improve the mental health of New Yorkers but the guy who designed it was also responsible for Coney Island so you know

    • @VannahL
      @VannahL 3 года назад +35

      @@clumbus894 as a New Yorker outside of NYC, I can confirm.

    • @gwiz6955
      @gwiz6955 3 года назад +298

      It's much better looking on the inside. Very clean and a good break from the concrete jungle that most of the rest of the city is. Near the middle there is even a spot where you can practically not hear any of the honking, cars, or anything, it's unreal. (I feel like a mental patient typing this lmao)

  • @tayzonday
    @tayzonday 3 года назад +7232

    Are the ten bathrooms for the ten full-time-staff you pay to maintain this property? (Where you go to be all alone)

    • @ggez1505
      @ggez1505 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html

    • @GravityK-b
      @GravityK-b 3 года назад +209

      The Man The Myth The Legend.
      Glad to see you here Tay!

    • @dismissyourself
      @dismissyourself 3 года назад +131

      cocolate rain

    • @devinmcgroot7560
      @devinmcgroot7560 3 года назад +54

      Great Scott! This guy used a time machine to come here from the 2000s!

    • @qwaserdftyghuijkop
      @qwaserdftyghuijkop 3 года назад +20

      chocolate rain

  • @dronus9933
    @dronus9933 3 года назад +810

    Superman is gonna be mad when he finds out one of the crystals from the Fortress of Solitude is missing

    • @GravityK-b
      @GravityK-b 3 года назад +11

      Starts breaking into and destroying every million dollar house with his Lazer beams trying to look for the crystals all the while in the corner the owners standing there confused at what's happening.

    • @poprobbob3856
      @poprobbob3856 3 года назад

      Underrated

    • @optimusbee1274
      @optimusbee1274 3 года назад +2

      i agree he's super pissed that they stole his kryptonite and spray painted it white

    • @jonathanathor117
      @jonathanathor117 2 года назад

      @@GravityK-b Those crystals contain Rule 34 of every alien species and the person responsible for killing Jeffery Epstein.

  • @AnimatedTerror
    @AnimatedTerror 3 года назад +1871

    Honestly the first cabin seemed pretty cozy. I liked that it was designed to be almost a part of the hillside, I liked the inclusion of rock face type walls and more organic looking banisters and walls. It’s an aesthetic I can enjoy.
    Really my only issues with it was the weird power crystal, the lack of blinds anywhere in the house and the furniture outside was exposed to the elements.
    Also the place was probably previously owned by an evil cult but as soon as we fumigate the place I’m sure that’d be fixed too.
    So not bad. I’d spend the weekend there.

    • @SahiPie
      @SahiPie 3 года назад +242

      How are you supposed to bring about the end of humanity without the power crystal? Come on man, this is super villain 101

    • @willmetz1490
      @willmetz1490 3 года назад +86

      Literally tho it is one of the weirdest houses on the lake I have driven by it on our family boat and never see it. Now seeing the interior it really does look like a house from a cheap horror movie but it is way better looking than anything else Charlie looked at

    • @sophiagonzales8974
      @sophiagonzales8974 3 года назад +32

      The house is decent for me it's not the best place but its not the worse I actually love a house where there are plenty of beautiful looking views. But I felt the house doesn't really fit in thr nature or not my kind of exterior housing. I rather have a log cabin or a treehouse where you have stairs leading up to the house.

    • @datbeanyboi1649
      @datbeanyboi1649 3 года назад +32

      I'd buy just the power crystal

    • @wildboargaming1858
      @wildboargaming1858 3 года назад +12

      Same, I actually liked the power crystal house

  • @waffles9733
    @waffles9733 3 года назад +270

    There's actually a torture, where a victim is forced to leave in a white room, with white furniture, in white clothes and eat only white rice and drink water out of white bowls
    The victim usually loses their sanity, personality and all kind of senses

    • @genericghoulnpc4010
      @genericghoulnpc4010 3 года назад +40

      white room torture its inhumane af

    • @Meow-pe2nr
      @Meow-pe2nr 3 года назад +1

      What torture is this called?

    • @waffles9733
      @waffles9733 3 года назад +23

      @@Meow-pe2nr just white room torture, if i am correct

    • @Meow-pe2nr
      @Meow-pe2nr 3 года назад

      @@waffles9733 thank You so much! : )

    • @fakeituntilkingdomcome
      @fakeituntilkingdomcome 3 года назад +30

      Back at my elementary school’s library, there was this book called “The Name of This Book Is Secret” (I can’t remember the author’s name) and there was this part where one of the main characters was stuck in an all-white room and he had to wear white clothes and the only thing he was allowed to drink was this white liquid that looked like milk but had no flavor.
      Your comment made me realize that the author may have been trying to portray White Room Torture.. some of the stuff that happened in that book definitely didn’t feel kid-friendly at all, I wonder how it got labeled as a book for children lmao

  • @GFuelEnergy
    @GFuelEnergy 3 года назад +4223

    The guy mentions the Hudson yards like it's the Grand Canyon

    • @swvvl
      @swvvl 3 года назад +289

      give me free shit

    • @No-yb2kn
      @No-yb2kn 3 года назад +29

      i did it with a hamster

    • @GravityK-b
      @GravityK-b 3 года назад +76

      If Charlie ever decided to do a Tier-List on G-Fuel products there would no better sponsor than you for that video.

    • @eavsium
      @eavsium 3 года назад +15

      Hi gfuel RUclips admin

    • @ethabgofl
      @ethabgofl 3 года назад +8

      what's up checkmark

  • @zuhairkazi5239
    @zuhairkazi5239 3 года назад +2876

    Honestly, the Lake Tahoe house doesn't seem as bad as the other listings Charlie's looked at, it honestly was pretty reasonable and looked nice

    • @maswqesadweqw3548
      @maswqesadweqw3548 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/mN28vHFpq0k/видео.html

    • @Fasouly0320
      @Fasouly0320 3 года назад +429

      Bro got 3 bots under his comment lmao

    • @aidancreaghan8298
      @aidancreaghan8298 3 года назад +291

      I actually agree lol it looked kind of nice

    • @codgod5238
      @codgod5238 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html

    • @thecomplainer6365
      @thecomplainer6365 3 года назад +83

      @@Fasouly0320 4 now

  • @EthGemsnStuff
    @EthGemsnStuff 3 года назад +1100

    "And this can all be yours... for 85 million dollars."
    This honestly sounds like a joke skit or something lol

    • @samuell.jackson9359
      @samuell.jackson9359 3 года назад +38

      I, Samuel L. Jackson am not impressed with that apartment.

    • @jacksbox317
      @jacksbox317 3 года назад +17

      @Spatza what does this have to do with an 85 million dollar house?

    • @mustardman1040
      @mustardman1040 3 года назад +4

      @Spatza edgy

    • @hulkhogger6115
      @hulkhogger6115 3 года назад +2

      lordgudoy upload a new video man wtf

    • @cornonthekobi
      @cornonthekobi 3 года назад +4

      @@samuell.jackson9359 thank you Samuel Leroy Jackson, most famous for performances in Quentin Tarantino films, for your insight

  • @bao1964
    @bao1964 3 года назад +540

    Is it me or the first house doesnt seem that overpriced 🤔. Like i think the whole idea of building houses on a hillside is so cool, plus the view is WAY better than those "Penthouse" with boring views of the lifeless city.

    • @pdebuck1
      @pdebuck1 3 года назад +19

      NYC is a lot of things but lifeless is definitely not one of them

    • @bellamcfaul8259
      @bellamcfaul8259 3 года назад +125

      @@pdebuck1 In terms of nature or any green space, it’s pretty lifeless. Sure it’s “the city that never sleeps” but concrete buildings as far as the eye can see is pretty lifeless

    • @joedied5674
      @joedied5674 2 года назад +72

      @@bellamcfaul8259 the city that never sleeps. Because they can't sleep. There is a car crash every 5 minutes.

    • @The_Real_Frisbee
      @The_Real_Frisbee 2 года назад +7

      @@pdebuck1 The nursing homes sure are lifeless thanks to your mayor.

    • @maggienesin2448
      @maggienesin2448 2 года назад +12

      yea, gave me some cottagecore-but-make-it-rich vibes. if i had enough money, i would change some decorations and countertops, but otherwise it looks pretty cozy, not like a decontamination chamber

  • @BiigManGage
    @BiigManGage 3 года назад +4055

    I’m gonna be honest I want to know whose actually purchasing these homes

  • @SoggySlopster08
    @SoggySlopster08 3 года назад +517

    I’m gonna be honest I really liked the first house. I’m a sucker for natural looking things so the fountains, stone, and wood, got me hyped. Plus it’s got game rooms and a theater room, a little railway system and it’s got a great view, I think this is the best house Charlie’s reviewed.

    • @ggez1505
      @ggez1505 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html :)

    • @GravityK-b
      @GravityK-b 3 года назад +24

      Ikr it's paradise in the making.

    • @the_bottomfragger
      @the_bottomfragger 3 года назад +79

      Agreed. There's a lot of things we don't know about it, maybe it's too expensive. But it's still a dream home for me. Can't say that about the other ones.

    • @gdottothegamer1001
      @gdottothegamer1001 3 года назад +16

      i do like natural looking stuff, but this one is a bit too big for me. i just don't like a big place for me to live. still kinda cool tho

    • @bullettime8760
      @bullettime8760 3 года назад +9

      Same, I like rustic style modern houses that is build on breathtaking scenery

  • @Rurike
    @Rurike 3 года назад +162

    You know, I struggle with my confidence as an artist a lot of the time, seeing what actually gets money from rich people makes me feel a bit better.

    • @klairdelun456
      @klairdelun456 3 года назад +7

      I paint and a real work of art takes awhile whereas a blob of paint on a canvas sells for hundreds of thousands

    • @metronicmagician1816
      @metronicmagician1816 3 года назад +10

      As someone who kind of got into the fine art world you should really know that the only thing that makes a piece of art crazy expensive/wanted by the elites is random chance. Like the vast majority of what is considered fine art came from some rich person wanting to make money (or get a tax write off), grabbing a random artist practically off the streets, and then proclaiming their art to be good. People then buy up every bit of their art thus skyrocketing their value. It’s fucking insane, and honestly demeaning to the art and artist.

  • @brandonkruse6412
    @brandonkruse6412 3 года назад +377

    I’m convinced that none of these millionaires has curtains so the rest of the world can see how rich they are.

    • @aggroknight4259
      @aggroknight4259 3 года назад +13

      Or maybe it's because rich people never sleep past 8am, so they have no need for curtains, especially when they live in a lakeside home with gigantic windows.

    • @johncone2216
      @johncone2216 3 года назад +15

      They have lots of windows so robbers can break into and rob them

    • @radicallarry9704
      @radicallarry9704 2 года назад +7

      @@johncone2216 Of course, You gotta show off how rich you are to the robbers.

    • @anonymous-wk1nh
      @anonymous-wk1nh 7 месяцев назад +1

      Because the moment you get rid of the views and natural light, and turn on artificial lighting, it becomes obvious how horrifically sterile and bare the homes are.

  • @missZoey5387
    @missZoey5387 3 года назад +1225

    The house on the lake: an actual home someone with a good head on their shoulders would buy. The apartments and penthouse: a vanity project for someone with more money than common sense.

    • @lah67
      @lah67 3 года назад +150

      totally. plus it comes with its own land. can't say that about an apartment. i could never buy a home that's not sitting on its own land. seems weird to own a patch of the sky.

    • @kayEnt3rtainm3nt
      @kayEnt3rtainm3nt 3 года назад +98

      @@lah67 "To own a patch of the sky" is such a pretty phrase out of context. I agree with you though.

    • @SMATF5
      @SMATF5 3 года назад +73

      "It has 10 bedrooms."
      That's not an apartment, it's a cult compound.

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 3 года назад +24

      I'm not the kinda guy to get mad about rich people's dumb spending, I mean sure I may call them out on being dumb, but also if you got the money do what you want, I know I'd spend it on some dumb shit too, but watching these overly spacious, tacky designed, and way fucking overpriced for the sake of being expensive does raise my socialism a little, I mean less than 1/1000th of the money that paid for these ugly ass houses to be made could probably make up a decent salary for a middle class job.

    • @satoruriolu6132
      @satoruriolu6132 3 года назад +8

      @@ginogatash4030 I don't know what 10000 dollar is even. It is not that I don't know what 75mil is, I straight up cannot comprehend how much that is. I know how much 10 dollars are, and I imagine that riches have a similar perception... They can easily understand how much 75mil is but can't understand how little 1k is
      I might be stupid or something

  • @belugabop9344
    @belugabop9344 3 года назад +47

    The lakeside house honestly looks really nice, all it's missing are some curtains, tv's, and a cover for the stuff on the balcony.

  • @GaeFootballClub
    @GaeFootballClub 3 года назад +619

    the first place is the only mansion i’ve seen and thought to myself “you know what, that is worth $75 million”

    • @KanishQQuotes
      @KanishQQuotes 3 года назад +75

      Yes that is a nice house indeed. Though it does require you to stock supplies in advance

    • @elijahwright6554
      @elijahwright6554 3 года назад +3

      Other than that stupid crystal absolutly

    • @kreatona4219
      @kreatona4219 3 года назад +83

      @@elijahwright6554 what do you mean stupid? It contains all the souls of the people who built it

    • @PeerKristijan
      @PeerKristijan 3 года назад +7

      i think its really ugly. i particlar the brown reminds me of bitter nushrooms *vomit*

    • @notlNSIGHT
      @notlNSIGHT Год назад +1

      @@elijahwright6554 I kinda dig the crystal. But I wouldn't have it immediately on entry. It'd be in a secret room, with a skylight that shines on it. A more sterile black and white look on the inside of the room.

  • @reda7072
    @reda7072 3 года назад +313

    At this point we should start ranking houses by their _marble_

  • @Noodles.Doodles
    @Noodles.Doodles 3 года назад +343

    >"This room in particular was converted into a kids playroom"
    >sterile white laboratory chamber with stuffed toy on the ground
    >"The property comes with an organically-grown telepathic mutant. Just remember to clear your mind, CLEAR YOUR MIND."

    • @norasyikinali6283
      @norasyikinali6283 3 года назад +39

      Have you seen Kim Kardashian's kid's playroom? Everything in the room is blinding white, including the toys. And all the coloured stuff are arranged so precisely and colour coded the room feels more like a lab than a playroom despite the literal mountain of toys. And she called it 'well-designed'. Like fuck that.

    • @errortryagainlater4240
      @errortryagainlater4240 3 года назад +12

      @@norasyikinali6283 it's just sad tbh, it seems like you care more about the "muh design" of the room than if your kids are actually comfortable/playing in it.

  • @Tartarsauce.
    @Tartarsauce. 3 года назад +47

    "New York is anything *but* fun. I couldn't imagine a least fun place."
    Hey, now that's just wrong. Watching street fights and freak outs is fun as hell.
    -Sincerely, a New Yorker.

  • @kakyoin5862
    @kakyoin5862 3 года назад +534

    the crystal obviously powers the electricity in the house and acts as the AC, and the heater. catch a hint charlie

    • @persontheguyman223
      @persontheguyman223 3 года назад +8

      Why does that remind me of a cartoon series where a city is powered by this giant crystal in the middle of the place

    • @bruhyougottachill6665
      @bruhyougottachill6665 3 года назад

      This has nothing to do with your comment but I’m gonna say it. Matt looks like Kevin love

    • @nfzeta128
      @nfzeta128 3 года назад +2

      It's a pylon.

    • @humanman2358
      @humanman2358 3 года назад

      Cack-Yo-Ween
      Cock Yoink

    • @silver0scale
      @silver0scale 3 года назад

      it is also a respawn point in case you die

  • @hellodolly7989
    @hellodolly7989 3 года назад +539

    The lake house is actually dope. It actually looks cozy and livable.

    • @fart63
      @fart63 3 года назад +29

      Yeah but I’d give the furniture a revamp

    • @baph0met
      @baph0met 3 года назад +33

      Yeah but not worth 75mil. More like 10mil

    • @Mr_Jish
      @Mr_Jish 3 года назад +42

      @@baph0met It's all about location. The physical house itself is a fraction of the total cost; from my totally not an expert opinion, I'd say that exact house anywhere else could be probably no more than 6 million, but the fact it's built into a mountainside overlooking Lake Tahoe is (apparently) worth an extra 70 million 😂 there's a reason shit homes in Santa Monica with rat infestations go for an average of $800,000 on the low end, and that's because of location, location, location babyyyyy

    • @Mr_Jish
      @Mr_Jish 3 года назад +8

      @@baph0met But I totally agree with you lol. Even with the location and views, it's remarkable the price is that fuckin high

    • @baph0met
      @baph0met 3 года назад

      @@Mr_Jish Very true.

  • @northropi2027
    @northropi2027 3 года назад +488

    "I really like that full chrome shit"
    3 years later, he has a chrome arm and is carrying a nuke into Arasaka HQ

    • @theunlucky1326
      @theunlucky1326 3 года назад +16

      Hey he’s just “chippin in”

    • @seryphymagonzales5110
      @seryphymagonzales5110 2 года назад +2

      That is a very niche reference.

    • @realtissaye
      @realtissaye 2 года назад +1

      @@seryphymagonzales5110 not really lol

    • @Dibbles115
      @Dibbles115 Год назад +1

      @@seryphymagonzales5110 Yeah not really, cyberpunk was a very popular game

  • @dylanfarris7647
    @dylanfarris7647 3 года назад +56

    To be fair, it would be pretty sick to have a giant power crystal in your living room.

    • @jeanneann3545
      @jeanneann3545 2 года назад +4

      Those thing look safety hazard. What if you bumped into it and fall ? getting stabbed by crystal!

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 месяца назад

      ​@@jeanneann3545 hell of a way to go

  • @spoonfullofsalt8889
    @spoonfullofsalt8889 3 года назад +844

    Considering a ticket to the ISS costs around 45 million dollars, that’s a pretty good deal.

    • @tropicalfruit4571
      @tropicalfruit4571 3 года назад +127

      Yeah a trip to ISS, might be cool so that's why it's 45mil. They are 99.99% talking about this suborbital launch or whatever's the name where the apex of the parabola is in cosmos but you never even establish an orbit over the earth; it's basically launching yourself into space to then fall down 5 minutes later. Still cool but that ain't 45mil.

    • @orbeezeater
      @orbeezeater 3 года назад +72

      @@tropicalfruit4571 I respect your opinion but I kind of disagree. The cost to get you past 5 atmospheric levels and make sure you don’t come back as vaporized blood is astronomical (pun intended)

    • @ggez1505
      @ggez1505 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html

    • @garlicyum
      @garlicyum 3 года назад +14

      @@orbeezeater it's expensive, but more like a couple 100k

    • @xaviermoxly8704
      @xaviermoxly8704 3 года назад +3

      @@garlicyum maybe closer to 10 mil

  • @akadrop
    @akadrop 3 года назад +308

    If the house don’t got a Philosophers stone in the middle of it, is it really even a house?

    • @patrickshaw411
      @patrickshaw411 3 года назад +14

      If I don’t get my homunculus, god be damned!

    • @dartoney
      @dartoney 3 года назад +1

      @@patrickshaw411 amen brother!

    • @shantcheetah
      @shantcheetah 3 года назад +3

      Without the Philosophers stone, it’s just a bunch of wooden walls not a house :O

    • @eliac
      @eliac 3 года назад +1

      yeah but the house will cost an arm and a leg

    • @Void_Inc-0x
      @Void_Inc-0x 3 года назад

      I think philosophers crystal is the trigger to create a safe zone, so it wouldn't work

  • @lethalkrab
    @lethalkrab 3 года назад +244

    This one's actually not that bad from a visual standpoint. Its just fucking expensive and kinda outdated.

    • @epicxx7699
      @epicxx7699 3 года назад +4

      If you’re talking about the second one, then yeah, the cars and other perks are cool but the apartment is kinda boring

    • @aggskittlord1977
      @aggskittlord1977 3 года назад +14

      That's the thing though. In that market, stuff's not "outdated", it's "vintage" making it more expensive than it was originally. It's a fucking scam lmao

    • @NaudVanDalen
      @NaudVanDalen 3 года назад +2

      @@aggskittlord1977 It's like how the original iPhone lost a lot of value because the iPhone 3G came out and then again with each new iPhone, but then became a collectors item because it's vintage and retro.

    • @mikeehrmantraut1899
      @mikeehrmantraut1899 3 года назад +1

      What bad about the penthouse is what happened if there was a mud slide or a earthquake and the pillars at the bottom of the penthouse look weak that does not look safe at all even a explosion could take out half of the penthouse

    • @aggskittlord1977
      @aggskittlord1977 3 года назад +7

      @@NaudVanDalen Well, the difference here is a person buying the original iPhone isn't buying to use it, they're buying to collect it. And since it's no longer in production, that makes the price go up as a collectable. However, when you're getting a house this expensive, stuff that you be using shouldn't be outdated, because it's not a collectible. Which is why this is a scam.

  • @oniplus4545
    @oniplus4545 2 года назад +26

    of course there's a crystal in the middle of the room
    you wouldn't want to restart from outside the mansion in case of game over, hence the checkpoint crystal in the middle to make finishing the quest and save/load easier

  • @adg135876
    @adg135876 3 года назад +282

    To be honest I like the first one quite a lot because it is surrounded by nature. If I were to buy 75M home that would be it

    • @MidniteMeatBus
      @MidniteMeatBus 3 года назад +29

      That place looks incredible I agree

    • @ggez1505
      @ggez1505 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html

    • @Ordep_Aviaras
      @Ordep_Aviaras 3 года назад +18

      I'm sure there are homes like these or even better ones at a lower price, SPECIALLY if it's not in North America but in other country like Brazil. But It's understandable if you want to stay at US.

    • @jacksonlarson6099
      @jacksonlarson6099 3 года назад +14

      @@eddydiaz2609 It's definitely all about location. That place probably would have sold for no more than $10 million here in Wisconsin.

    • @alpac1151
      @alpac1151 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/haZegPp6gck/видео.html
      I feel like this is a better home for a better price along Lake Tahoe.

  • @slavmonke9069
    @slavmonke9069 3 года назад +372

    Drinking wine in that $85 million apartment is like playing around with a bomb, everything in there is white

    • @codgod5238
      @codgod5238 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html :)

    • @FuzzMustard
      @FuzzMustard 3 года назад +13

      1 dropped glass = $4 million in damages xD

    • @jasperishereyoo
      @jasperishereyoo 3 года назад

      @@FuzzMustard trueeeeeeeee

    • @zel9061
      @zel9061 3 года назад +2

      @@jasperishereyoo trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
      Kill me already

    • @kamisama69666
      @kamisama69666 3 года назад +1

      including the people

  • @Darth_Uchiha47
    @Darth_Uchiha47 3 года назад +113

    The hidden rooms are often called dead spots. Lots of homes have them. I install ac units in houses like these during their construction. Things get left in the wall and under floors all the time. The cool thing to me is the wood or iron often has writing of some sort on it then it is used for construction. Ive seen jokes, names, math and even bible scriptures! There are tons of easter eggs that hide there for years.

  • @thomashendrix6712
    @thomashendrix6712 3 года назад +16

    I worked in a sawmill that cut custom lumber for super expensive mansions like this one in Lake Tahoe. I would focus all my hatred and spite into each beam and board

  • @a1burman01
    @a1burman01 3 года назад +679

    Charlie should just have his own show of him going around and verbally abusing the people who make these homes.

    • @nohumor7702
      @nohumor7702 3 года назад +32

      Sorry that the first 3 replys are idiotic spams

    • @Maximum950
      @Maximum950 3 года назад +9

      F off spams

    • @codgod5238
      @codgod5238 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html

    • @hallowfeather2412
      @hallowfeather2412 3 года назад +2

      A different kind of Gorden Ramsay

    • @a1burman01
      @a1burman01 3 года назад

      Dude why am I getting spammed

  • @arcytek
    @arcytek 3 года назад +217

    I grey up in Lake Tahoe. That house has always been such an iconic landmark for people who go out to the lake. You can’t see inside but you can see the weird rail system. I’ve always wanted to ride that thing lol

    • @fart63
      @fart63 3 года назад +23

      @@blokin5039 maybe he’s a fuckin mermaid how would you know

    • @jetaimessul
      @jetaimessul 3 года назад +1

      @@fart63 no hes the algae in the lake

  • @majamystic256
    @majamystic256 3 года назад +165

    the giant crystal in the middle of the room is one of the fake tomar emeralds that they use to lure the protagonists into a trap

    • @ThaiTie94
      @ThaiTie94 3 года назад +1

      They need Chris-Chan there to really make the place pop lmao

    • @angeleaterstudios1004
      @angeleaterstudios1004 3 года назад +2

      You can tell it's fake because your eyelashes don't burn when you look at it. The REAL Tomar Emeralds cause all hair above the nose to burn upon contact before accelerating the growth of hair follicles on the face, creating a striking phenomenon called Tomar's Visage, where you end up looking just like him.

  • @user-N20
    @user-N20 3 года назад +13

    10:10 this looks like a wooden rendition of Purple Guy from FNAF

  • @flubsdubz6247
    @flubsdubz6247 3 года назад +133

    The first house just screams murder mystery setting to me

    • @ikimadrider
      @ikimadrider 3 года назад +13

      I would buy it
      if I had any money

    • @luckywoo2120
      @luckywoo2120 3 года назад +9

      There is even a save point with the crystal

  • @ryannparkinson1049
    @ryannparkinson1049 3 года назад +271

    Is this what it’s like being rich? Literally making awful financial choices and choosing the ugly furniture

    • @TheScienceNerd100
      @TheScienceNerd100 3 года назад +51

      And you wonder why we need to tax the rich higher to give to the poor.
      This is what they use their money on, money that could save lives, provide Healthcare.
      But nah, the 5th $80M apartment is what they need to spend their money on.

    • @theeggjohnson5930
      @theeggjohnson5930 3 года назад +11

      @@TheScienceNerd100
      We tax the rich high enough , they earned their money so its fine as long as the pay taxes, its only bad if they robbed or commit fraud

    • @teefus1585
      @teefus1585 3 года назад

      poopi

    • @youtubernk5646
      @youtubernk5646 3 года назад +8

      @@theeggjohnson5930 that's if they pay them. They literally have teams to make plans to pay the least taxes.

    • @ggez1505
      @ggez1505 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html :)

  • @sebasg.2709
    @sebasg.2709 3 года назад +115

    The first house actually looks fucking sick i rlly love it unlike the most expensive appartments

    • @GravityK-b
      @GravityK-b 3 года назад +6

      Very dope apartment looks like the perfect place to hang out and play some Wii sports with your friends.

    • @sebasg.2709
      @sebasg.2709 3 года назад

      @@GravityK-b yeaa i know right

    • @chiihasagi7430
      @chiihasagi7430 3 года назад +2

      @@GravityK-b id go for the lodge house, perfect place to get trapped with your friends while a murderer chase you around

    • @ballsacksniffer420
      @ballsacksniffer420 3 года назад +1

      Same, id live there

  • @NeitherSparky
    @NeitherSparky 3 года назад +16

    That wooden-block statue thing is 100% a statue of the Superman sprite from the Atari 2600 game. That thing is burned into my memory.

  • @kuddlykennen2893
    @kuddlykennen2893 3 года назад +208

    When I see that crystal, all I can think of is an alien voice shouting at me:
    "YOU REQUIRE ADDITIONAL PYLONS!"

  • @Zack-xv2yc
    @Zack-xv2yc 3 года назад +360

    For a good change of pace Charlie, try reacting to some Japanese houses. I swear to God the architecture on those masterpieces are as beautiful as they are surprisingly usable which makes them more interesting.

    • @Zack-xv2yc
      @Zack-xv2yc 3 года назад +29

      Plus, they are shockingly cheap too.

    • @GravityK-b
      @GravityK-b 3 года назад +24

      I like your suggestion.
      Those houses really are spectular they are like something out of a sci-fi novel.

    • @SahiPie
      @SahiPie 3 года назад +25

      @@Zack-xv2yc The houses are cheap, the land and taxes are certainly not

    • @314rft
      @314rft 3 года назад +9

      Do you mean actual planned Japanese houses? Because most standard Japanese houses made for the layman just look like normal tract housing.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +325

    7:03
    Gets into a car accident
    Don't worry Charlie, most people who drive like that, usually do.

    • @faketoddhoward7280
      @faketoddhoward7280 3 года назад

      Wow

    • @jadedpanda962
      @jadedpanda962 3 года назад +5

      bro why are you everywhere

    • @loki7701
      @loki7701 3 года назад

      @@jadedpanda962 it's the next Justin y

    • @ggez1505
      @ggez1505 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html

    • @Francis-rq4fw
      @Francis-rq4fw 3 года назад

      Jesus Christ you're becoming worse and worse in this channel

  • @BreadManMike
    @BreadManMike 2 года назад +14

    The first house is honestly pretty dope. Only complaints is the furniture outside and the save point in the middle of the room lol. Seems cozy and livable, the no blinds would be an easy fix but still pretty cool. Not sure about 75 mil but y'know

  • @braxtra1664
    @braxtra1664 3 года назад +182

    dont be silly Charlie, the crystal is where the cultist store the souls of their victims.

  • @mjl11
    @mjl11 3 года назад +168

    Not to be weird, but these videos are actually awesome blueprints for robbers to break in in these houses. I mean they show all the priciest stuff and where it stands.

    • @Odin2244
      @Odin2244 3 года назад

      ᴵ ᵃᵐ ˢᵘᵇᵇⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˢᵘᵇˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡⁱᵏᵉˢ ᵐʸ ˡᵃᵗᵉˢᵗ ᵛⁱᵈᵉᵒ👍❤️

    • @codgod5238
      @codgod5238 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html :)

    • @ElementalLeaf
      @ElementalLeaf 3 года назад +47

      Yeah good luck with that if you steal from someone that has $70m+ to spend on apartments youre not going to get very far. They probably have automated laser turrets for security or something. They can hire their own private army.

    • @Random-ql6rr
      @Random-ql6rr 3 года назад

      @@ElementalLeaf a private army is hella fucking expensive

    • @masont5097
      @masont5097 3 года назад +29

      @@Random-ql6rr so is a 75 million dollar apartment

  • @GeldtheGelded
    @GeldtheGelded 3 года назад +123

    Honestly, with that money i would've bought the lake, built a castle, hired a mercenary force and declared myself king

    • @Unus_Annus_
      @Unus_Annus_ 3 года назад +3

      Hell, for that money I could buy my own island

    • @zerodark3505
      @zerodark3505 3 года назад +7

      Can I join your seceded mercenary monarchy compound?

    • @wellusee688
      @wellusee688 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/4k6WZNAgu0I/видео.html
      .
      .
      .

    • @yungkim5834
      @yungkim5834 3 года назад

      @Spatza whoa you’re so edgy

    • @GeldtheGelded
      @GeldtheGelded 3 года назад

      @@zerodark3505 Yeah sure man

  • @AliothAncalagon
    @AliothAncalagon 2 года назад +14

    I always asked myself why anyone would need 8 bedrooms.
    I mean, if they have an entire castle I can kinda see how you might not want to travel to the other side of your freaking kingdom to go to sleep, but if you have like a billion rooms and 80% of them are bedrooms, that sounds as if you just wanted many rooms and lacked the creativity to come up with something to do with them.

  • @goliathisadog2561
    @goliathisadog2561 3 года назад +90

    let’s be real, the second house was just a flashbang manifested into a house

    • @ggez1505
      @ggez1505 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html

    • @ithurtswhenipee4526
      @ithurtswhenipee4526 3 года назад +1

      Shut the fuck up في حين ان هذه الدول لا تزال تعاني بالفعل بسبب عدم 😂😂😂😂😂😂 صندوق 📦 اسهم فيخحح في المائة

    • @johndexterzarate6663
      @johndexterzarate6663 3 года назад

      ....It reminds me of that SpongeBob episode.

  • @serireicanon
    @serireicanon 3 года назад +340

    cant get enough of terrible living spaces

    • @Slawsers
      @Slawsers 3 года назад +9

      I honestly like lots of the house but not even close to the value

    • @seniorvenusdigital3904
      @seniorvenusdigital3904 3 года назад +2

      comment your address to find more terrible living spaces

    • @codgod5238
      @codgod5238 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html

    • @rozanfaust2967
      @rozanfaust2967 3 года назад

      Above me is not a Cod God instead its a cod bot.

    • @glorp7833
      @glorp7833 3 года назад +1

      oh no there's a bunch of links under your comment I don't want to click on

  • @mattynotfatty
    @mattynotfatty 3 года назад +191

    "We got a million dollar everything, everything's nice and expensive"
    Charlie: I prefer my home.

    • @GravityK-b
      @GravityK-b 3 года назад +13

      A humble man.

    • @nfzeta128
      @nfzeta128 3 года назад +24

      I mean seriously though. I have nothing against having a large house/apartment, but sometimes you want something that actually feels homey, even if not the whole thing. It's why the first tree house seemed better.

    • @TypeKK
      @TypeKK 3 года назад

      Remember
      "Home Sweet Home"

    • @gunsandroses896
      @gunsandroses896 3 года назад

      Yeah. I just want a place with power, access to a city like 5 kilometres away and your basic single bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, living room and weapons rack.

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 3 года назад

      @@gunsandroses896 only an American would name "weapons rack" as one of the basics lmao

  • @Guy-jb7bs
    @Guy-jb7bs 3 года назад +23

    Someone making their own "developer room" in a house they built sounds fun, and I want people to do that now

  • @quagmiretoiletgaming
    @quagmiretoiletgaming 3 года назад +58

    thank you Crit1kal i was just about to purchase this penthouse, you just saved me $85 million

    • @Odin2244
      @Odin2244 3 года назад

      ᴵ ᵃᵐ ˢᵘᵇᵇⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˢᵘᵇˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡⁱᵏᵉˢ ᵐʸ ˡᵃᵗᵉˢᵗ ᵛⁱᵈᵉᵒ😁😁

    • @wellusee688
      @wellusee688 3 года назад

      @Spatza ruclips.net/video/4k6WZNAgu0I/видео.html

    • @quagmiretoiletgaming
      @quagmiretoiletgaming 3 года назад

      @Spatza you're still doing this huh

    • @pirated1587
      @pirated1587 3 года назад

      @Spatzathat's crazy

    • @rita25y.o-checkmyvideo72
      @rita25y.o-checkmyvideo72 3 года назад

      get

  • @CplLight
    @CplLight 3 года назад +42

    “You bought a pile of Lincoln Logs Kevin!” had me rolling 🤣

  • @bobbyjones9113
    @bobbyjones9113 3 года назад +69

    At this point I'm just waiting for the marble cinematic universe

    • @GravityK-b
      @GravityK-b 3 года назад +3

      Move over Marvel Cinematic Universe and DC Extended Universe we got a new kid in town and his made out of marble.

  • @starcrafter13terran
    @starcrafter13terran 2 года назад +10

    0:38 The crystal is used to speak to Zordon.

  • @humanratteler9760
    @humanratteler9760 3 года назад +132

    I swear when you’re that rich, you must ascend to the forth dimension or something.
    “The furniture actually looks very pretty from a higher plane of existence, you should try it.”

    • @ggez1505
      @ggez1505 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html

    • @Ramifen
      @Ramifen 3 года назад +1

      thats a nice way to look at it lol

  • @zicwarrs9729
    @zicwarrs9729 3 года назад +138

    Charlie’s actually going round lowering the value of these apartments from these reactions

    • @AbsoluteMongoloid
      @AbsoluteMongoloid 3 года назад +3

      Proof or it didn't happen.

    • @ggez1505
      @ggez1505 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html

    • @NaudVanDalen
      @NaudVanDalen 3 года назад +6

      Make a negative video about a house to lower the value. Then buy it, make a positive video about it and then sell it for profit.

    • @Zack-wc5mv
      @Zack-wc5mv 3 года назад

      goddamn it.

  • @McDanklestank
    @McDanklestank 3 года назад +9

    Knuckles is soon gonna break through the walls in search of the master emerald pieces again

  • @Toofee
    @Toofee 3 года назад +77

    That white apartment looks like an insane asylum. Perfect for anyone who would buy that

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 3 года назад +2

      @Marka Ragnos Right? Children are messy lol, crazy to give them a white nursery.

    • @barbararab6390
      @barbararab6390 3 года назад

      Theres literally a type of torture that is on a total white room.

    • @ggez1505
      @ggez1505 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html

    • @amp4105
      @amp4105 3 года назад

      How will the billionaires do coke in that white apartment

  • @victoria8629
    @victoria8629 3 года назад +131

    That last guy speaks as though he was a kid trying to convince his mom to buy him a shitty toy at the grocery store

    • @aaronaustin9814
      @aaronaustin9814 3 года назад +1

      The house isn’t shitty though it’s actually rather nice just a bit over priced

  • @GayForklift
    @GayForklift 3 года назад +1397

    “Modern” just means “Everythings made of marble and most shit is useless af”

    • @munjee2
      @munjee2 3 года назад +31

      But rich people have been doing both those things for millennia

    • @TypeKK
      @TypeKK 3 года назад +7

      Croissant Lord
      You say that like people building modern house in Minecraft

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 3 года назад +22

      @@munjee2 at least they also build castles and other shit that actually looks good instead of just expensive, I highly doubt anyone in the future will look back at these houses and think of them as gorgeous historic monuments.

    • @theeyeofomnipotent
      @theeyeofomnipotent 3 года назад +8

      Hmm, why do they goes for old and "rare" material, rather then making the house very techy (intergrated with a whole tons of tech) and mesmorizing to watch?, like cmon, you can make your house have optic illusion or other mesmorizing phenomenon that way it's not usual "rich people" building, but it's sort of usefull? Aesthetical, but also have it's own prestige, i mean society will look at this and say "woah, this is definitely art", rather then "meh, you just bought expensive stuff and put it there", also hmm, make it have a high tier hidroponic garden so it sustains your lavish rich people veggies, make it have concealed solar power (like making a room which mirrors it to some sort of sauron tower in the middle, which behind the scene is a salt liquid powering generator, it's also has a really cool rays of light)[too unrealistic, idk, i guess gotta contact an architech and an engineer to see if thats possible], or just a normal solar panel (it's not even that expensive anymore) or even geothermal, and also create a small chemistry lab if you rich people are bored playing "prestigious and commonly attributed sports", or a techy personal server room for the house and your own desire.

    • @jax1744
      @jax1744 3 года назад

      Exactly

  • @OryNyuu
    @OryNyuu 3 года назад +29

    i actually like the first house. it has that vintage cottage feel with all the wood. finally a good use for the $75 mil i had lying around :)

  • @prematuredgravy8033
    @prematuredgravy8033 3 года назад +29

    ''Three exotic supercars'' *Shows two rolls Royces and a chrome-wrapped Lamborghini*

    • @re_pete
      @re_pete 3 года назад

      Rolls Royces are very good cars

    • @prematuredgravy8033
      @prematuredgravy8033 3 года назад +1

      @@re_pete it isn't a supercar though, that was my point

    • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
      @carlwheezerofsouls3273 3 года назад

      @@re_pete yeah but its like walking into a room full of Mo-peds and saying “damn look at all these superbikes!” its just NOT correct.

  • @smxkestacks3664
    @smxkestacks3664 3 года назад +166

    I would buy that serial killer lodge, that thing is dope, the damn crystal beacon, you could probably light up a beam into the sky, that wouod be sick

    • @DarvosNethven3E
      @DarvosNethven3E 3 года назад +3

      Reminds me of a port crystal from Dragons dogma lol.

    • @fluffyfalcon
      @fluffyfalcon 3 года назад +8

      that crystal probably gives you speed boost and haste

    • @Humongous_Hongonggolongus
      @Humongous_Hongonggolongus 3 года назад +1

      A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON...

    • @sinsofthefather
      @sinsofthefather 3 года назад +1

      @@DarvosNethven3E woah wasnt expecting someone who knows dragons dogma

    • @DarvosNethven3E
      @DarvosNethven3E 3 года назад +2

      @@sinsofthefather I actually only just started playing it recently. Wish more people tried it out game is awesome.

  • @supersammich344
    @supersammich344 3 года назад +86

    Man imagine the shame you would face when you're taking your private yacht across the lake and your friends see your private beach house thinking it's your main estate. Embarrassing. Good luck explaining that one.

    • @codgod5238
      @codgod5238 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html

    • @Odin2244
      @Odin2244 3 года назад

      ᴼᴹᴳ Linus Tech Tips ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡˡʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᵒⁿ ᵐʸ ˡᵃᵗᵉˢᵗ ᵛⁱᵈᵉᵒ👍👍👍👍👍

    • @rohuq6304
      @rohuq6304 3 года назад +7

      All the replies now days are bots

  • @TheSandwichmann
    @TheSandwichmann 3 года назад +137

    I ate a really good Croque Monsieur sandwich with black forest ham, gruyere cheese, dijon mustard, and thick slices of white bread! I find this sandwich to be filled with subtle flavors and not hard to make! I hope you all get to eat a really good sandwich as well!

    • @ImTheDogeKing
      @ImTheDogeKing 3 года назад +4

      I hope that was good

    • @anapple1220
      @anapple1220 3 года назад +20

      Thanks sandwich man for your amazing words of wisdom, add me to your lunch next time

    • @mrgreytea2598
      @mrgreytea2598 3 года назад +6

      A sandwich would hit the spot right about now, slider sandwiches. I need sliders

    • @RCHomemadeHobbies
      @RCHomemadeHobbies 3 года назад +2

      Does ice cream sandwich count???

    • @superllama6768
      @superllama6768 3 года назад +2

      @great day find the tree that makes the oxygen you breath and apologize, then learn how to quit being an awful person who advertises videos on others channel

  • @h20delorian
    @h20delorian 2 года назад +6

    13:34 "I couldn't let you leave" *pulls out gun*...."without telling you more about where the wood on the floors came from"

  • @davidszakacs6888
    @davidszakacs6888 3 года назад +117

    If it rains, Charlie, the servants will no doubt go out to bring the cushions indoors.

    • @justphil4732
      @justphil4732 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/WAtAiP-7JiA/видео.html

    • @Zack-wc5mv
      @Zack-wc5mv 3 года назад

      there is no servant. We are the servants. You and i.

  • @twoic3419
    @twoic3419 3 года назад +85

    I love how Charlie immediately stops bashing on the house when the person comments that they build houses like that 🤣

    • @mightykanohii
      @mightykanohii 3 года назад +17

      These bots are getting out of hand...

    • @Adi-yx5oi
      @Adi-yx5oi 3 года назад +2

      @@mightykanohii fr

    • @ggez1505
      @ggez1505 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html

    • @twoic3419
      @twoic3419 3 года назад +2

      @@mightykanohii It's literally disturbing

    • @lockelamora4184
      @lockelamora4184 3 года назад +3

      @@mightykanohii right? Like wtf is goin on rofl.

  • @nuclear7559
    @nuclear7559 3 года назад +32

    My father spent most of his life building houses and apartment complexes (mostly houses) and he would always leave a dollar in a wall as a little secret. I actually asked him about this and he told me every builder does something akin to hiding a little secret in the walls or flooring.

    • @ggez1505
      @ggez1505 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html :)

    • @GravityK-b
      @GravityK-b 3 года назад +5

      Damn a real life Easter Egg.

    • @zelgiusthebrave1401
      @zelgiusthebrave1401 3 года назад +3

      Whelp time to rip up my floor boards and walls. It's Easter Egg time!

    • @amp4105
      @amp4105 3 года назад

      I scratched my name into some wood before the house was built once lol

  • @Its_worm_time_babey_
    @Its_worm_time_babey_ 3 года назад +655

    The first house is actually really nice honestly, feels like an old fashioned millionaires mansion in a video game

    • @ggez1505
      @ggez1505 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html :)

    • @nannerdunlocke1231
      @nannerdunlocke1231 3 года назад +6

      @@ggez1505 Get B R E A D elsewhere, bot army!

    • @Slv4S8n666
      @Slv4S8n666 3 года назад +44

      It's kinda cool but could be better for for the price. And it's ugly.

    • @glockwidstik
      @glockwidstik 3 года назад +1

      Yah that thing is nice.

    • @LadyBoyToby
      @LadyBoyToby 3 года назад +9

      Except when you have a bunch of bags of grocery’s and have to walk down all those stairs

  • @InfiniteAssassin
    @InfiniteAssassin 3 года назад +9

    10:01 “You bought a pile of Lincoln Logs, Kevin!”

  • @pas5294
    @pas5294 3 года назад +41

    With 80 million dollars I would build an ancient Roman city and make myself emperor

    • @Zack-wc5mv
      @Zack-wc5mv 3 года назад +1

      i will rebuild and reimagined the child slavery industry.

  • @emilemil1
    @emilemil1 3 года назад +68

    Artist spends a month iterating on a beautifully crafted artwork: $5000
    A 20 minute scribble: $75 million

    • @italianwaffle5592
      @italianwaffle5592 3 года назад +2

      So, art is objective?

    • @JK-ei7wr
      @JK-ei7wr 3 года назад +7

      @@italianwaffle5592 no, art appreciation is bullshit

    • @karama5562
      @karama5562 3 года назад +11

      @@italianwaffle5592 fine art is for tax evasion

    • @ggez1505
      @ggez1505 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html

    • @SkylerCrouse
      @SkylerCrouse 3 года назад +4

      Honestly if some rich dumbass is willing to pay $75 million for a scribble then all power to the artist for selling it, gotta make it in this system somehow 🤷

  • @StinkyTreen
    @StinkyTreen 3 года назад +31

    Charlie, the crystal in the first home is the Master JO Crystal. Every week, the Council of the Bros gather and JO around the crystal to feed off its essence. Only bros (while wearing the smaller sister crystals) can participate. Upon completion, all crystals will begin to glow white, fully charged from the JO ritual. The bros will have confidence at work, home, social situations, etc.

  • @2003ToyotaVitz
    @2003ToyotaVitz Год назад +2

    "3 exotic supercars"
    2 luxury cars and 1 supercar shown
    society

  • @Symphonia16
    @Symphonia16 3 года назад +36

    Any person who could actually afford that apartment could afford all of those things and not have to pay 85 million for a terrible apartment. what the crap?

  • @peaxce6675
    @peaxce6675 3 года назад +27

    I swear the apartment is just a real life gta package

    • @GravityK-b
      @GravityK-b 3 года назад +2

      Can't wait for the DLC.

  • @supercat2087
    @supercat2087 3 года назад +24

    4:13 “We’ll throw in 6 strippers or something! Just please!” 😭💀 im dead

    • @ggez1505
      @ggez1505 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html

  • @alienigga
    @alienigga Год назад +4

    3:12 ima formworker, i build the scafolding for the concrete mold. i usually build mansions with underground cinemas, whole kit and kaboodle. a few times ive stuck letters on the inside of the scafolding, so when the concrete gets poured in, it has writing. they normally get filled up from people noticing, but a few have slipped through the gleaming eyes of my supervisor >:)
    favourites:
    "Goober"
    "the person that built this broke as hell"
    "you may be rich but atleast i got to do this"

  • @Ladenstarfish
    @Ladenstarfish 3 года назад +25

    The fact that Charlie heard some guy in chat say he builds homes like this and his immediate question to the individual was "do you hide easter eggs in them?" Is why I watch Charlie.

    • @Odin2244
      @Odin2244 3 года назад

      ᴵ ᵃᵐ ˢᵘᵇᵇⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˢᵘᵇˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡⁱᵏᵉˢ ᵐʸ ˡᵃᵗᵉˢᵗ ᵛⁱᵈᵉᵒ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @rozanfaust2967
      @rozanfaust2967 3 года назад +2

      @@Odin2244 your fonts are not cool, so is your fake verified mark right in your name

  • @mctwishvonnoodles9793
    @mctwishvonnoodles9793 3 года назад +7

    10:32 it's SpongeBob having an acid trip frame by frame

  • @Sorrelhas
    @Sorrelhas 3 года назад +31

    It never occurred to me how genius the idea of putting easter eggs in the house you're building is

    • @codgod5238
      @codgod5238 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html

    • @Odin2244
      @Odin2244 3 года назад

      ᴵ ᵃᵐ ˢᵘᵇᵇⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˢᵘᵇˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡⁱᵏᵉˢ ᵐʸ ˡᵃᵗᵉˢᵗ ᵛⁱᵈᵉᵒ

    • @theyoungmessiah420
      @theyoungmessiah420 3 года назад

      @@Odin2244 yuck

    • @eliasarturo7876
      @eliasarturo7876 3 года назад +2

      @Spatza redditor spotted

    • @twoic3419
      @twoic3419 3 года назад +1

      I know someone who has done this. He's a carpenter and made some adjustments to his house lol

  • @Chloe-bn8so
    @Chloe-bn8so 3 года назад +13

    *The worst the art looks the more expensive it is*
    -charlie

  • @thatfederalguy3562
    @thatfederalguy3562 3 года назад +32

    If I have 85m dollars to spend , I’d go to Zimbabwe and live as a true billionaire.

    • @TheSilentWalkerz
      @TheSilentWalkerz 3 года назад +3

      Trillionaire*** Their physical bills go up to 100 Trillion dollar notes

    • @wellusee688
      @wellusee688 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/4k6WZNAgu0I/видео.html
      .

  • @alexanderserrano9596
    @alexanderserrano9596 3 года назад +40

    "You bought a pile of Lincoln logs Kevin"
    I can't breath

    • @10kedited
      @10kedited 3 года назад +2

      @Spatza when was he talking about god?? Wtf 😂

    • @JamalAli-ps1us
      @JamalAli-ps1us 3 года назад +2

      @Spatza get a life

    • @noahczar
      @noahczar 3 года назад

      @Spazta yea stfu

    • @ggez1505
      @ggez1505 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html

  • @PanzerMan332
    @PanzerMan332 3 года назад +8

    2:05 Local Florida Man hasn't heard of outdoor furniture

  • @michaelreborn9656
    @michaelreborn9656 3 года назад +6

    That giant crystal is the final horcrux. No but I actually looked it up and it appears to be a highly vibrant crystal called Selenite which is supposed to promote a calming atmosphere among other beneficial therapeutic properties.

    • @generikusername
      @generikusername 2 года назад +1

      No its just a fast travel point that house is just the spawn lobby

  • @spam9330
    @spam9330 3 года назад +24

    Imagine charlie reviewing the Taj Mahal.
    Marble everywhere.