When I was touring Rome we had a battleaxe of a tour guide, she literally stopped traffic to get to us. When she saw scammers (the ones giving out roses to people and get them to pay for them) she wielded her umbrella like a sword and yelled: "STOP!!" She then screamed at them in Italian, the looks of the scammers and the tour group was priceless. I love that lady.
@@absurdious The tour guide was the one who said to us they were scammers. Apparently they make out the rose, which is not real, is free and when a tourist takes one they'd be like: It's an overpriced amount. When they don't pay they all get aggressive. Apparently the tour guide was protective because this particular group of rose sellers had a fist fight with her previous group.
@@absurdioushow is it not a scam when the sellers target tourist giving the tourist the perception that the flower is free then tells you a price.......that's the absolute definition of SCAM!
My mind immediately goes to the story a little while back about the guy who had to have the bomb squad remove an antique WWII bomb from his @$$ in the emergency room 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Read about that ish online. He said he was “cleaning his house and tripped and fell!!!””” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣lmao
When I was on a coach trip in the UK, our tour guide told all of us that were heading to Europe. To use the Cross body strap on our handbag (purse), to prevent theft and to also wear our jacket/cardigans over the strap. We were also advised to watch out for and not give any money to the beggars on the street. Great and useful advice
Charlotte I know you were joking but just an FYI, my husband is a firefighter. The jaws of life is a big machine that makes a lot of noise and cuts through steel. Too large and not usable for a swing debacle. Most ppl wouldn't know this.😁 Edit; To all those who work in Firefighting and Rescue, you guys are kind, civic minded, altruistic, and invaluable to your communities. Thank you for your service!!!!
So grateful a firefighter crawled in and were able to cover me with a blanket before using the jaws, glass and sharp scraps go everywhere. It basically chomps the door off.🤣
I, too, thought I was looking at a young adult woman. I was wondering why a grown woman thought it was a good idea to fit her body in a baby swing. I was a little stunned when the mother said "my 13-year-old daughter."
Girl when I heard her age I was shooketh!! Like I thought she looked like she was 21 not a whole ass middle schooler lol…when people say hormones in our food don’t effect us I am showing people this video 😂
Lolol I get it though. I have a 13-year-old who grew like this, too. When I take her to restaurants, they try to offer us margaritas or bar seating lol. The kids I get when I say, no thanks she's 13 is hilarious.
Hi, I’m from Venice Italy. Unfortunately we still have many problems with pickpockets in all Italy. Monica which is the lady from tiktok screaming ‘attenzione pickpockets’ is doing her best so we can recognize these people and prevent these situations! She is the best!
I have to admit as a teenager I attempted to get in the baby swing and got stuck like that, had to have someone flip it upside down so I could slide myself out of it. Definitely learned my lesson not to mess with things that aren't meant for me!
Same when I was like 16. Luckily had a guy friend with me that was able to help lift me out...all while hysterically laughing of course. Even though he's the one that dared me to.
Luckily, I've ALWAYS been a Curvy girl & so it was NEVER even a thought! 🤣🤣 now my children have done it & it's always a bad idea! My 5yo &7yo both regularly swing in them & I can BARELY get them out! & My 12yo got stuck & we flipped him out. 🤣
Why do people want to put their legs through. I would sit in them too but I would sit on it like literally sit on it floating above the legs holes. Seriously why do people try to use the leg wholes just on it
It reminds me of a character Kristen Whig did on SNL more than 15 years ago, Dooneese, whose charming deformities include an extremely large forehead, tiny baby hands, and an odd canine tooth. Funny lady! I have a box filled with things that my friendly raven family has gifted me with over the last 6-7 years. Among the dozens of metal washers, small tools and machine parts, there's several small porcelain doll arms and legs that I think they found in the rubble of a neighbor's house that burned years ago. I was going to make wind chimes out of the arms and legs, but maybe I'll just carry the arms in my purse! I rescued the patriarch of the raven family 8 years ago when he was rejected as a fledgling, probably because his beak had a small deformity. I turned him loose when he could fly, but he stayed because I feed him. He disappeared for a few days, but came back with a mate. They've had several broods over the years, so now I'm feeding about a dozen ravens! Fascinating birds and really smart. When I first started finding their gifts, I thought I was losing my mind because I knew these objects didn't come from my property. They were left at my doorstep in the mornings. I looked online to see if anyone else has experienced this, and it turns out to be not that unusual! They never forget a face, and if you're lucky enough to have these birds like you, they will reward you.
In 2000, my husband sent his mother & I to Paris as chaperones for the French Class of his H.S. We were warned about pick-pocketers, especially in the subway. The husband of the French Teacher felt something going into his pocket. It was a couple of fingers. He hurriedly put his hand in his pocket & bent the fingers backwards. He heard a faint yelp. This was done as soon as the doors closed. He kept the fingers that way until next stop. As soon as the doors opened, he let go. He never turned around to see whoever’s fingers were throbbing get off, but he was hoping that taught that person a lesson😂. Recently, my 2nd mom needed an iPad cover, her old one was falling apart, so I went on Amazon, & there was a IPad Cover with different scenes of & the word “Paris” all over it. It brought tears to her eyes. She messaged me about a week later & said she loved it, because every time she picks it up, it brought back the memories of her & I at all of the main places to visit there. God Blessed me with 2 wonderful mothers, 1 that raised me & 1 that has treated me like her daughter even before my parents died 4 months apart in ‘05. 30+ yrs of marriage & not quite 35 yrs of being together later, I thank the good Lord for Blessing me with a wonderful 2nd family.
@@Nopadope I was blessed. My mother was a wonderful, loving mother. My mother-in-law sent a card to my mom when her & my dad were diagnosed with stage 4 Lung Cancer from being smokers. She told my mom that she would never have to worry about me, my husband(her son), & our 2 sons, because her & my father-in-law would be there like I was there daughter. My parents died 4 months apart, & I am truly blessed because my 2nd set of parents have treated me like their daughter.
Ahahaha, that first responder had me weak 😂 she said oh so this is not the first time, and he said "oh naw"!! Thank you for making me laugh so hard I almost peed myself!!! I love y'all, Charlotte and Vanessa!!!
My 17 year old cousin has a very model physique and she thought she could fit we had to yank her out she was stuck for 20 minutes but she was so scared we would have to call the fire department 🤣
The guy that went to his cousin’s wedding and suddenly realized that he was the groom and that everyone was expecting him to marry his cousin. 😱 Seriously, how evil can some parents be. 😡
It happens to girls all the time, much worse for them, basically trafficked and sold to some ignorant bully of a cousin who has never been out of the old country. There is legislation to protect then in the UK but the number of times it has been used is pathetic.
Once when I lived in Italy I was walking down the street chatting to my American friend in English and felt something on my backpack. I stopped to have a look and this man darted past us. I quickly yelled "Aspetti" (wait) and then he just stopped. He hadn't managed to get anything from me, but had my friends wallet, we just took it off him and he left. It was very fortunate and odd that he just stopped when I told him to.
I’m so glad I saw that swing incident. At 57 I was just made legally blind and everyday am trying to challenge myself to do something new. I have a out 5-10% vision left in one eye other eye has been removed. Was walking my little dog. And decided to go on the swings. Haven’t been on one since I was a kid. Thank god both swings were being used one is like the kid one. They didn’t have those when I was little but I was so tempted to try as felt safer about my sight issues. I don’t know why I even thought that as there is no possible way even one leg would fit in. Clearly delou Lou !! Grateful someone was watching over me as those swings were being used whole time. Thank goodness. Love you Charlotte made my day like all your videos some days are tough for everyone and your laughter and fun helps so many of us all around the world. Loads and loads of love Leisa Western Australia xxxxxxx
The first girls parents ought to have to pay for the swing set replacement. 😂 ETA: i know people are saying she needs to pay but shes only 13. her parents can pay and if they want to teach her anything from this they can have her pay via chores or allowance. she didn't intentionally cause damage, but maybe it will be a good lesson on being more mindful in the future.
@@mnaylor81not everyone does something stupid for attention. Sometimes humans, especially younger ones, have moments of limited impulse control. I'm just happy social media wasn't a thing when I was younger.
My niece got herself stuck in a baby swing, the most embarrassing thing for her was that my brother (her uncle) is a firefighter and was the one who needed to cut her out along with his coworkers. 😆 He stood there for a second just to let her soak in the embarrassment before cutting her lose. She was stuck all the way in the swing took them a long while to get her out. 😂
First video: My dad is an EMS responder, and he has had to cut people out of the baby swings at the neighborhood park once or twice. They can’t use the jaws of life because they are the JAWS of LIFE, those things are huge, they have to be big enough to cut through large pieces of metal/seatbelts/car doors/car exterior/etc. The responders in the video wouldn’t even be able to fit the tip of one blade in between the girl’s waist and the seat. Jaws of Life are essentially very big, very strong scissors that can cut through just about anything 😂 Bolt cutters, lubricant, and a few strategic pulls is definitely the most reasonable option 😂
That whole thing about not eating before a date, I'm the complete opposite. I eat so that I'm not stuffed, but not hungry before the date. Then, if the place we're going to doesn't have food or no food I actually like, I'm good to go with just a small side of something. Cheap date, and I don't go hungry ;-) If we do go to a place where I like the food, I'll also just have something on the menu that's not so heavy to eat :) All set!
I'm the same way. I'm pretty shy, and don't like eating a lot in front of people, especially if it's a potential romantic partner. I like to order finger foods off the appetizer menu because they are typically less messy, and I can share it with my date if he's nice! I don't like doing anything when I'm really hungry because that's all I can think about. The Snickers commercials are true, you're just not yourself when you're hungry! I'd call that a nice date, and he better take some pics since she's dressed up. Might have been nice to bring snacks, maybe some wine and cheese or other light fare.
Second story: I had a similar thing happen to me... Circa 1975, first date with this guy (and last), he took me to Busch Gardens in Williamsburg, VA. He didn't want to go on ANY rides, just walk around, and he didn't want to eat (I hadn't eaten all day). I was hot, tired, and starving! We FINALLY left and I had to beg him to stop at a McDonald's and I paid for my own burger and fries and drink. He claimed he didn't have enough money for anything other than the entrance fee but he had enough to RENT a car to take us there! I only had $5 on me. I had offered to take my car but I guess that would have made his willie fall off! Sadly, this was only the second worse date I'd ever had!
🤦 Dude definitely had his priorities wrong! I think it's totally fine to go on a date of you're broke, just think of something that doesn't cost money! And/or tell your date so that they can make an informed decision, damn.
I helped a girl that got stuck like that on a kiddie swing. I got a chair, got her to stand on it, and then slowly wiggled the swing seat off. Simple as that. Did not destroy the swing set.
That sounds like the most effective and logical thing to do! It doesn't seem like these guys knew what to do. Why cut the swing right at the crotch, and use wire cutters (dykes) which are not the right tool?
The girl wasn't helpful at all, was she? They tried reversing her and using her own body-weight to free her, but oh my she couldn't take a little discomfort.
@tanyastacy-haws993 Yes, I had the same situation. It was so tight and she was crying. But me and my wife slowly wiggled it off. It took some time and effort. Not only did it block circulation, but her thighs became swollen.
I would sign that petition! I just continue to wear men's pants like I have since the 1970s, but it would be nice to buy some cute, ladies pants that had decent pockets!
I am one of those "sit my purse down and forget it" type gals lol I hate womens pants/clothing. I don't give a flying fish that pockets screw up the line of the clothing. Give me a frigging pocket! Lol Wish I could send photos. Ive taken plain muslin and made pockets for my shorts/pants /skirts that don't have real pockets lol. I carry everything in my pocket or I'd lose it.
My fourth step dad was obsessed with the jaws of life. He would bring them up in basically every conversation he could and he would laugh hysterically every time he said it.
That beautiful date is why you ask what youll need for the date and if youre going to eat on the date... reasonable questions that dont ruin surprises.
My 12 year old daughter got stuck in a baby swing just a couple of months ago. Her friend was freaking out so bad and even called the fire service....they refused to go! 😂😂😂 Once they calmed down and thought about the assignment at hand they got her out. I didn't hear about any of this until she got home and she told me in such a blase, matter of fact way 😂 little turd she is
That’s crazy that they refused to go… like what if her circulation was cut off or something… realistically if that happens for too long, you can loose a limb.
That last one... If any of us kids had said to our Dad that "I love you more than Mom," Dad would have FREAKED OUT! It would have been a big lecture about, "Mother does so much for you! Mother put her life on the line to bring you into this world! Mother, Mother, MOTHER!" Dad would take a lot of insults, and laugh it off, but would brook NO disrespect to our Mother.
Oh my gosh right?! 💫 Finally I find a comment regarding this! What on earth!!!!!? I am shook! Are they at least 3rd, 4th, 5th or better yet, not at all related by blood, cousins? I need more information! 😂
@@parkerhatcher224 there’s a lot of people in Pakistan that marry their first cousins too because they don’t trust outsiders. My best friend’s parents are also cousins😂I heard they might make it illegal though since it’s a health risk
When I was in Paris with my family and in the metro, two girls no older than maybe twelve asked my dad what time it was, and during the few seconds he looked at his watch, one girl had managed to open the zipper on his hip bag, and the other one tried to get into my backpack. My mom called them out. They had timed it perfectly: the train stopped at a station and the doors opened right when they either would have been able to grab something valuable or had gotten discovered, as in this case. They sneaked away onto the platform, this time failing to steal anything.
A few months to a year before my first trip to France with a friend, I saw a documentary about pickpockets and their tactics. So when we were surrounded by a bunch of them (speaking their language helped identify them too, tbh), I could get us out of there immediately
I got stuck in a baby swing when I was 8 (I have thick thighs) and a bunch of random strangers had to get me out. One had the genius idea to find some lotion and lather up my ol’ tree trunks and slide me out. Absolutely traumatizing btw.
The way those rescuers went about cutting her out seemed strange. Instead of using metal snips that can cut that thick rubber easily, they used a pair of dykes (wire cutters)? Then, instead of cutting the side where most of the restraint was, they cut at her crotch, towards her crotch? Sure looks like their first time! I could have gotten her out of there in minutes without cutting the swing. Probably would have had to gag her first, but I could do it! I did this same stupid thing when I was about 25. I undid my pants, leaned forward and slipped out, falling on my face with my pants staying inside the swing. Thank goodness my underwear stayed on! Not even in the top 10 of stupid things I did in my 20s. Cocaine is a helluva drug, kids. Just don't!
I got stuck in one of those baby swings when I was 16. I was pretty small, so I was able to get out with my friend’s help…once she got up off the ground where she was dying of laughter 😂
When I was a kid for some reason I never ate anything on the day of Thanksgiving. I loved the entire thing about the Thanksgiving meal and did not want to spoil it. With the smells and visiting while cooking, to be honest I was so hungry and hangry I would havd eaten someone's arm of. Lesson learned. There are always leftovers.
@@lydias2012 lololol :D I think my family likes the leftovers so much they just want to be able to start leftovers early, for supper the night of thanksgiving! HA! :D
As a female, I say to all of you who keep complaining about women's pants with fake pockets, *_stop buying those women's clothes._* Wear men's jeans instead. The only way to get the fake pocket brigade to stop is to _stop funding them._ Also, it's soooo much easier to get the right size in men's pants: two measurements and you're done, just pick the cut you want (straight, skinny, bootcut, etc.) to get the fit you prefer. #StopFakePockets
So I've tried this but unfortunately I wear a men's 28. Do you have any idea how hard it is the find men's 28 pants? It's literally easier to find women's pants with pockets....😭😭😂
I've never found a pair of mens pants that fit me. But I'm short, petite and got a big butt, but I got a long inseam, so buying pants anywhere is hard.
this is a great idea in theory, but men are built different. They have no curves & larger waists on average so it’s really hard to find mens pants that fit right. For me they’re usually too big in the hips but also too small in the thighs lol
Ok Charlotte looks sooooo amazing, i swear she's my inspiration at this point. Her hair, makeup, earrings, clothes ...absolutely perfect. And of course she's adorable, kind, funny. Charlotte you're the best.✨♥️👑
It is still common in some religions and / or cultures. They don't even care if you already have a (legal) partner outside their religion/culture, which for them isn't a valid partnership.
You’re telling me this is why there are never any baby swings when I take my grandson to the public park. 🙄 Here I thought it was garden variety vandalism. Didn’t realize it was an attack of delulu! 😂🤣😂🤣😂 But seriously, she should purchase a baby swing for the public park to replace the one destroyed by her delulu. 🌹 🌳 🌸 Think of the children. 😁
4:44 you’re literally killing me with the tiny hands. Truth is that I do not “smoke” but I had a really long day and night at work… among other bullshit, so I NEEDED IT! And I’m crying dying laughing texting this because ur lil tiny hands. And then ur comment about ur head just being big TOOK ME OUT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love you! Thank you for this laugh that I needed more than I could ever tell you!
11:39.. Well if he is under and 18 and from the UK, this is illegal here now. Arranged marriages, the child goes on 'holiday' and is married. It's why they recently upped the age of marriage to 18, to try and stop those things from happening, A lot of the time it was a young girl being married off to a much older man. I know this may not be the case, but still, I feel like this should be noted. Protect the children.
@@suzi_mai I love the ingenuity, but let’s go for things that bc can’t also effect me… I’m not trying to carry a bag of roaches IN CASE someone steals it 😂
0:16 I got stuck in one of those swings when I was younger, thank goodness my Nana and another person was able to get me out without having to call anyone.
3:06 and her family is going to have to pay for that. yes, many places make you pay for rescue if you did something stupid. if that is a city park, that swing seat could cost 5 grand. edit for time stamp.
I've seen a pickpocket alert work once. I was on a train heading home from work. At one stop I noticed quite a big group of people on the platform. They got on my train and suddenly spread out over the entire train car. The train left the station, and as the conductor did the standard greeting, he also added that a group of notorious pickpockets had just gotten on the train and to watch our belongings. Next stop, said groupf of people gets off and goes back to hanging together on the platform.
The flower date is so cool! He probably thought she would like it because it's pretty, special and different to the boring normal date. Then she's upset because... no food. Good grief. You could go out afterwards, just saying.
The swings thing is way more common than you think. I personally have gotten stuck in one of those baby swings. Thankfully, I was only about nine at the time and I was able to get myself out. Also, if you as a child older than a baby never stood in the middle of one of those child swings and just did weird shit why not that was literally like one of the best parts of my childhood besides getting stuck in the swing it wasn’t on purpose, though I fell and I got stuck (I did not have skinny legs)
I had a friend who got pick pocketing a couple of times, so he started to keep a fake wallet in his back pocket that was empty and just had a slip of paper that said FU on it. 🤣😂🤣😂
1:26 he’s right you know, the vast majority of people who make the mistake of trying to fit into one of those baby swings are adolescent girls, only once have I seen a boy in that situation.
I got stuck in one of those swings when I was 12… didn’t call the fire department cause my older sis and I were convinced we’d get in trouble. She decided it’d be jokes to turn me upside down and gravity actually helped me slide out 😂
The guy at 11:30, who showed up at his "cousins wedding", then he said, "it was "our" wedding" meant, he was marrying his cousin, Charlotte!! Not good! And u clapped ur tiny hands for that lol
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When I was touring Rome we had a battleaxe of a tour guide, she literally stopped traffic to get to us. When she saw scammers (the ones giving out roses to people and get them to pay for them) she wielded her umbrella like a sword and yelled: "STOP!!" She then screamed at them in Italian, the looks of the scammers and the tour group was priceless. I love that lady.
they're not really scammers, they just sell roses, the guide just didn't want them to bother you
@@absurdious The tour guide was the one who said to us they were scammers. Apparently they make out the rose, which is not real, is free and when a tourist takes one they'd be like: It's an overpriced amount. When they don't pay they all get aggressive. Apparently the tour guide was protective because this particular group of rose sellers had a fist fight with her previous group.
they're not scammers, but they're annoying and insistent
@@absurdioushow is it not a scam when the sellers target tourist giving the tourist the perception that the flower is free then tells you a price.......that's the absolute definition of SCAM!
Mess with an Italian Mamma at your peril.
One of my mantras in life: “Never do anything you don’t want to explain to a paramedic.” 😂😂
Always helps.
This is top 10 advice.
This gets posted every year in all the dorms at the University I work at.
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I am a paramedic, and I live in constant fear that I will need an ambulance and my coworkers/friends will judge me 😂
My mind immediately goes to the story a little while back about the guy who had to have the bomb squad remove an antique WWII bomb from his @$$ in the emergency room 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Read about that ish online. He said he was “cleaning his house and tripped and fell!!!””” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣lmao
How did the potato queen miss the opportunity for a baked potato joke with the foil dress?! 🤦♀️😂
I think that’s what she was implying. That was the joke.
Haha! I was thinking the same! Maybe its because they are baked and she is not!
I thought the same thing. “How is she not saying potato!?” Missed the joke apparently 😬
I was thinking the same " baked potatoes"😂
I talked to the screen Potato, charlotte potato!
When I was on a coach trip in the UK, our tour guide told all of us that were heading to Europe. To use the Cross body strap on our handbag (purse), to prevent theft and to also wear our jacket/cardigans over the strap. We were also advised to watch out for and not give any money to the beggars on the street. Great and useful advice
I love how in the first one her mom is just enjoying it and filming her. She is NEVER going to hear the end of that in her family. 😂
I showed this to my teenaged daughter, and said "Honey, don't sit in baby swings. You don't want firefighters to cut baby swings off your crotch."
I did the same 😂😂
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I’ve swam it Wasaga beach dozens of times.
I think she just wanted firefighters to show up, full uniform. She seemed awfully ready to grab onto them!
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For anyone wondering, borseggiatrici is pickpockets in italian😊
Grazie
Ooh thanks! Do you happen to know the Italian creator’s at on TT?
@@jh13-13 No, I have no idea😔
Stavo giusto controllando se qualcuno lo aveva già scritto ahahah (i was looking if someone already write that)
@@jh13-13 @ cittadininondistratti2 if my research is right, means "non-distracted citizens" followed by the number 2
Charlotte I know you were joking but just an FYI, my husband is a firefighter. The jaws of life is a big machine that makes a lot of noise and cuts through steel. Too large and not usable for a swing debacle. Most ppl wouldn't know this.😁 Edit; To all those who work in Firefighting and Rescue, you guys are kind, civic minded, altruistic, and invaluable to your communities. Thank you for your service!!!!
I'm afraid I must disagree. Jaws of Life could have had that swing apart in seconds. Unfortunately, the poor gal wouldn't have survived. 😱
@@michaelhoward142 fair point bc I was thinking what the first 2 were saying lol but you do make a good point lol
@@michaelhoward142 lmao I just about spat out my coffee... was not expecting that 🤣
Jaws of life are for things like removing car doors after an RTA. She dumb but she doesn’t deserve to lose a leg 😂
So grateful a firefighter crawled in and were able to cover me with a blanket before using the jaws, glass and sharp scraps go everywhere. It basically chomps the door off.🤣
00:22 Please, tell me I'm not the only one shocked that that girl is a 13 year old girl, and not some late-teen to early twenty young adult...
I, too, thought I was looking at a young adult woman. I was wondering why a grown woman thought it was a good idea to fit her body in a baby swing. I was a little stunned when the mother said "my 13-year-old daughter."
You have never been near a high-school or a mall?
Girl when I heard her age I was shooketh!! Like I thought she looked like she was 21 not a whole ass middle schooler lol…when people say hormones in our food don’t effect us I am showing people this video 😂
Lolol I get it though. I have a 13-year-old who grew like this, too. When I take her to restaurants, they try to offer us margaritas or bar seating lol. The kids I get when I say, no thanks she's 13 is hilarious.
What? I thought she's in her mid-20s! I wasn't listening 😂
Hi, I’m from Venice Italy. Unfortunately we still have many problems with pickpockets in all Italy. Monica which is the lady from tiktok screaming ‘attenzione pickpockets’ is doing her best so we can recognize these people and prevent these situations! She is the best!
I'm with you, the "ATTENZIONE, PICKPOCKET!" lady has been the summer hero we didn't know we needed.
I have to admit as a teenager I attempted to get in the baby swing and got stuck like that, had to have someone flip it upside down so I could slide myself out of it. Definitely learned my lesson not to mess with things that aren't meant for me!
Same when I was like 16. Luckily had a guy friend with me that was able to help lift me out...all while hysterically laughing of course. Even though he's the one that dared me to.
Same lol
Same. I've always been tiny and my friends thought it was hilarious. They wound up helping me invert myself and crawl out while laughing hysterically.
Luckily, I've ALWAYS been a Curvy girl & so it was NEVER even a thought! 🤣🤣 now my children have done it & it's always a bad idea! My 5yo &7yo both regularly swing in them & I can BARELY get them out! & My 12yo got stuck & we flipped him out. 🤣
Why do people want to put their legs through. I would sit in them too but I would sit on it like literally sit on it floating above the legs holes. Seriously why do people try to use the leg wholes just on it
What kills me more than the tiny hands is us being able to see Charlotte holding them 🤣
She should have one with the Italian claw 🤌
It’s classic Charlotte! 😂🤣
What you mean those are her real hands. XD
Channeling her inner KallMeKris
It reminds me of a character Kristen Whig did on SNL more than 15 years ago, Dooneese, whose charming deformities include an extremely large forehead, tiny baby hands, and an odd canine tooth. Funny lady!
I have a box filled with things that my friendly raven family has gifted me with over the last 6-7 years. Among the dozens of metal washers, small tools and machine parts, there's several small porcelain doll arms and legs that I think they found in the rubble of a neighbor's house that burned years ago. I was going to make wind chimes out of the arms and legs, but maybe I'll just carry the arms in my purse!
I rescued the patriarch of the raven family 8 years ago when he was rejected as a fledgling, probably because his beak had a small deformity. I turned him loose when he could fly, but he stayed because I feed him. He disappeared for a few days, but came back with a mate. They've had several broods over the years, so now I'm feeding about a dozen ravens!
Fascinating birds and really smart. When I first started finding their gifts, I thought I was losing my mind because I knew these objects didn't come from my property. They were left at my doorstep in the mornings. I looked online to see if anyone else has experienced this, and it turns out to be not that unusual! They never forget a face, and if you're lucky enough to have these birds like you, they will reward you.
The flower date!! Oh myh gosh I would LOVE that!! Even if I were hangry!
In 2000, my husband sent his mother & I to Paris as chaperones for the French Class of his H.S. We were warned about pick-pocketers, especially in the subway. The husband of the French Teacher felt something going into his pocket. It was a couple of fingers. He hurriedly put his hand in his pocket & bent the fingers backwards. He heard a faint yelp. This was done as soon as the doors closed. He kept the fingers that way until next stop. As soon as the doors opened, he let go. He never turned around to see whoever’s fingers were throbbing get off, but he was hoping that taught that person a lesson😂. Recently, my 2nd mom needed an iPad cover, her old one was falling apart, so I went on Amazon, & there was a IPad Cover with different scenes of & the word “Paris” all over it. It brought tears to her eyes. She messaged me about a week later & said she loved it, because every time she picks it up, it brought back the memories of her & I at all of the main places to visit there. God Blessed me with 2 wonderful mothers, 1 that raised me & 1 that has treated me like her daughter even before my parents died 4 months apart in ‘05. 30+ yrs of marriage & not quite 35 yrs of being together later, I thank the good Lord for Blessing me with a wonderful 2nd family.
That’s so beautiful, you are so blessed. I would do anything for one nice mother.❤❤❤
@@Nopadope I was blessed. My mother was a wonderful, loving mother. My mother-in-law sent a card to my mom when her & my dad were diagnosed with stage 4 Lung Cancer from being smokers. She told my mom that she would never have to worry about me, my husband(her son), & our 2 sons, because her & my father-in-law would be there like I was there daughter. My parents died 4 months apart, & I am truly blessed because my 2nd set of parents have treated me like their daughter.
@@Nopadope I’m sorry. Everyone should have a true mother, that has unconditional love for her child!
Ahahaha, that first responder had me weak 😂 she said oh so this is not the first time, and he said "oh naw"!! Thank you for making me laugh so hard I almost peed myself!!! I love y'all, Charlotte and Vanessa!!!
Lmao he said it's a trend with 12-13 year olds 😅 they all dumb 😂😂
“Not our first time.” They knew what to do when they got the call and came prepared.
More than one shook their head too.
I for sure got stuck in one of those swings at 12. They had to bring my dad to pull me out 😅 he didn’t stop when I said it hurt like these gentlemen
My 17 year old cousin has a very model physique and she thought she could fit we had to yank her out she was stuck for 20 minutes but she was so scared we would have to call the fire department 🤣
The guy that went to his cousin’s wedding and suddenly realized that he was the groom and that everyone was expecting him to marry his cousin. 😱 Seriously, how evil can some parents be. 😡
It happens to girls all the time, much worse for them, basically trafficked and sold to some ignorant bully of a cousin who has never been out of the old country. There is legislation to protect then in the UK but the number of times it has been used is pathetic.
Incest is so fucked up like bro no if ya have same day don't mix it 🤢
I would be on the next flight out.
Right!? I think Charlotte missed that connection 😂😂😂😂
@@nicolad8822that’s horrible!
Once when I lived in Italy I was walking down the street chatting to my American friend in English and felt something on my backpack. I stopped to have a look and this man darted past us. I quickly yelled "Aspetti" (wait) and then he just stopped. He hadn't managed to get anything from me, but had my friends wallet, we just took it off him and he left.
It was very fortunate and odd that he just stopped when I told him to.
Maybe his heart just wasn't in it 😂
I’m so glad I saw that swing incident. At 57 I was just made legally blind and everyday am trying to challenge myself to do something new. I have a out 5-10% vision left in one eye other eye has been removed. Was walking my little dog. And decided to go on the swings. Haven’t been on one since I was a kid.
Thank god both swings were being used one is like the kid one. They didn’t have those when I was little but I was so tempted to try as felt safer about my sight issues. I don’t know why I even thought that as there is no possible way even one leg would fit in. Clearly delou Lou !! Grateful someone was watching over me as those swings were being used whole time. Thank goodness.
Love you Charlotte made my day like all your videos some days are tough for everyone and your laughter and fun helps so many of us all around the world.
Loads and loads of love Leisa Western Australia xxxxxxx
The first girls parents ought to have to pay for the swing set replacement. 😂
ETA: i know people are saying she needs to pay but shes only 13. her parents can pay and if they want to teach her anything from this they can have her pay via chores or allowance. she didn't intentionally cause damage, but maybe it will be a good lesson on being more mindful in the future.
She's 13???
She got the attention she wanted
How dumb someone has to be to not know that those are for children and that she could never fit in it?
@@mnaylor81not everyone does something stupid for attention. Sometimes humans, especially younger ones, have moments of limited impulse control. I'm just happy social media wasn't a thing when I was younger.
The PARENTS should pay???... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 No HER lil hot azz needs to put up some coins to pay it her damn self 😭😂😂😂😂
Pepperoni in your purse "just in case" is the most relatable thing I've ever heard.
I ALWAYS have purse snacks.
My niece got herself stuck in a baby swing, the most embarrassing thing for her was that my brother (her uncle) is a firefighter and was the one who needed to cut her out along with his coworkers. 😆 He stood there for a second just to let her soak in the embarrassment before cutting her lose. She was stuck all the way in the swing took them a long while to get her out. 😂
🤣🤣🤣 I didn’t notice the tiny hands! I thought you were taking about your real hands! 4:40
First video: My dad is an EMS responder, and he has had to cut people out of the baby swings at the neighborhood park once or twice. They can’t use the jaws of life because they are the JAWS of LIFE, those things are huge, they have to be big enough to cut through large pieces of metal/seatbelts/car doors/car exterior/etc. The responders in the video wouldn’t even be able to fit the tip of one blade in between the girl’s waist and the seat. Jaws of Life are essentially very big, very strong scissors that can cut through just about anything 😂 Bolt cutters, lubricant, and a few strategic pulls is definitely the most reasonable option 😂
That whole thing about not eating before a date, I'm the complete opposite. I eat so that I'm not stuffed, but not hungry before the date. Then, if the place we're going to doesn't have food or no food I actually like, I'm good to go with just a small side of something. Cheap date, and I don't go hungry ;-) If we do go to a place where I like the food, I'll also just have something on the menu that's not so heavy to eat :) All set!
I'm the same way. I'm pretty shy, and don't like eating a lot in front of people, especially if it's a potential romantic partner. I like to order finger foods off the appetizer menu because they are typically less messy, and I can share it with my date if he's nice!
I don't like doing anything when I'm really hungry because that's all I can think about. The Snickers commercials are true, you're just not yourself when you're hungry!
I'd call that a nice date, and he better take some pics since she's dressed up. Might have been nice to bring snacks, maybe some wine and cheese or other light fare.
Second story: I had a similar thing happen to me... Circa 1975, first date with this guy (and last), he took me to Busch Gardens in Williamsburg, VA. He didn't want to go on ANY rides, just walk around, and he didn't want to eat (I hadn't eaten all day). I was hot, tired, and starving! We FINALLY left and I had to beg him to stop at a McDonald's and I paid for my own burger and fries and drink. He claimed he didn't have enough money for anything other than the entrance fee but he had enough to RENT a car to take us there! I only had $5 on me. I had offered to take my car but I guess that would have made his willie fall off! Sadly, this was only the second worse date I'd ever had!
Well what was the fun in that?!!?
Love Busch Gardens in Williamsburg! How can you be there and not eat at Oktoberfest. So sorry for that. What a creep.
I'm so sorry for your experience. Some ppl need to know that dating isn't something to do if you're broke !
🤦 Dude definitely had his priorities wrong! I think it's totally fine to go on a date of you're broke, just think of something that doesn't cost money! And/or tell your date so that they can make an informed decision, damn.
So you were expecting him to pay for everything and are too precious to carry money?
I helped a girl that got stuck like that on a kiddie swing. I got a chair, got her to stand on it, and then slowly wiggled the swing seat off. Simple as that. Did not destroy the swing set.
That sounds like the most effective and logical thing to do! It doesn't seem like these guys knew what to do. Why cut the swing right at the crotch, and use wire cutters (dykes) which are not the right tool?
Good idea
The girl wasn't helpful at all, was she? They tried reversing her and using her own body-weight to free her, but oh my she couldn't take a little discomfort.
I think in her case it was too tight and they were worried about lost circulation.
@tanyastacy-haws993 Yes, I had the same situation. It was so tight and she was crying. But me and my wife slowly wiggled it off. It took some time and effort. Not only did it block circulation, but her thighs became swollen.
The tiny hands when you touched your face 👐🏼 I’m screaming 🤣🤣
5:08 with my allergies, I would probably sneeze myself to death before this date was over 😂
If woman's clothes had real pockets, people couldn't snatch our purses because we wouldn't need them.
#StopFakePockets
Yes exactly why with the fake pockets I have spent too much money on bags when trousers should just have pockets
I would sign that petition! I just continue to wear men's pants like I have since the 1970s, but it would be nice to buy some cute, ladies pants that had decent pockets!
I have travel pants from exofficio. They have pockets inside pockets that zip closed. I wear them anytime I don't want to carry a purse.
I am one of those "sit my purse down and forget it" type gals lol
I hate womens pants/clothing. I don't give a flying fish that pockets screw up the line of the clothing. Give me a frigging pocket! Lol
Wish I could send photos. Ive taken plain muslin and made pockets for my shorts/pants /skirts that don't have real pockets lol. I carry everything in my pocket or I'd lose it.
But they’re pickPOCKETS, started with pockets.
I love when Sharklotte makes an appearance
@@DefyReality-ll2cg a Shaklotte episode would be amazing. And considering she did this whole episode with small hands, there is a chance!
“I love you more than mom!”
“Eh, not today.”
Pops weren’t having NONE of it 🤣
My fourth step dad was obsessed with the jaws of life. He would bring them up in basically every conversation he could and he would laugh hysterically every time he said it.
FOURTH step dad?
5:18 that was an Ursula laugh omgggg Charlotte is such a vibe❤
That beautiful date is why you ask what youll need for the date and if youre going to eat on the date... reasonable questions that dont ruin surprises.
Everytime Charlotte “Hey Everybody Welcome back!” You don’t know the audacity I have to say it along with her!! 🙌🙌🙌
I feel the same and to make a music intro out of it.😂
“How are you not embarrassed?!?!”
Ahh thanks for hearing my comment Charlotte!!
My 12 year old daughter got stuck in a baby swing just a couple of months ago. Her friend was freaking out so bad and even called the fire service....they refused to go! 😂😂😂 Once they calmed down and thought about the assignment at hand they got her out. I didn't hear about any of this until she got home and she told me in such a blase, matter of fact way 😂 little turd she is
That’s crazy that they refused to go… like what if her circulation was cut off or something… realistically if that happens for too long, you can loose a limb.
That last one...
If any of us kids had said to our Dad that "I love you more than Mom," Dad would have FREAKED OUT!
It would have been a big lecture about, "Mother does so much for you! Mother put her life on the line to bring you into this world! Mother, Mother, MOTHER!"
Dad would take a lot of insults, and laugh it off, but would brook NO disrespect to our Mother.
Dad was not having it lmao… the mom laughing though 😂
Are…are we gonna gloss over the fact that the one guy’s family didn’t tell him that they were trying to marry him to his cousin…? 😳😱
!!! Right !!!
It’s common in backward minded south asian families. Not all but many unfortunately
Oh my gosh right?! 💫 Finally I find a comment regarding this! What on earth!!!!!? I am shook! Are they at least 3rd, 4th, 5th or better yet, not at all related by blood, cousins? I need more information! 😂
@@aliyah2336I’d go as far to say it’s just as common in backward minded southern American families too 😅.
@@parkerhatcher224 there’s a lot of people in Pakistan that marry their first cousins too because they don’t trust outsiders. My best friend’s parents are also cousins😂I heard they might make it illegal though since it’s a health risk
That girl not even saying "Thank You" after being cut out of the swing really annoyed the hell outta me 😠
Right!?!? Not a thank you from her or her mom. Disgraceful!!
I came to the comment section to make sure it wasn't just me. So ungrateful...
I think she was a bit distraught, she seemed freaked out, could have taken her a couples of minutes afterwards to gather her thoughts.
@@rra7490 You are very charitable
@@rra7490That’s what i think to. We might just not have seen it on camera. She was probably mortified and couldn’t look them in the eye.
When I was in Paris with my family and in the metro, two girls no older than maybe twelve asked my dad what time it was, and during the few seconds he looked at his watch, one girl had managed to open the zipper on his hip bag, and the other one tried to get into my backpack. My mom called them out. They had timed it perfectly: the train stopped at a station and the doors opened right when they either would have been able to grab something valuable or had gotten discovered, as in this case. They sneaked away onto the platform, this time failing to steal anything.
A few months to a year before my first trip to France with a friend, I saw a documentary about pickpockets and their tactics. So when we were surrounded by a bunch of them (speaking their language helped identify them too, tbh), I could get us out of there immediately
For anyone interested, borseggiatrici = pickpokets
(borseggiatrici is the plural female version of the word in italian)
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I got stuck in a baby swing when I was 8 (I have thick thighs) and a bunch of random strangers had to get me out. One had the genius idea to find some lotion and lather up my ol’ tree trunks and slide me out. Absolutely traumatizing btw.
The way those rescuers went about cutting her out seemed strange. Instead of using metal snips that can cut that thick rubber easily, they used a pair of dykes (wire cutters)? Then, instead of cutting the side where most of the restraint was, they cut at her crotch, towards her crotch?
Sure looks like their first time! I could have gotten her out of there in minutes without cutting the swing. Probably would have had to gag her first, but I could do it!
I did this same stupid thing when I was about 25. I undid my pants, leaned forward and slipped out, falling on my face with my pants staying inside the swing. Thank goodness my underwear stayed on!
Not even in the top 10 of stupid things I did in my 20s.
Cocaine is a helluva drug, kids. Just don't!
I got stuck in one of those baby swings when I was 16. I was pretty small, so I was able to get out with my friend’s help…once she got up off the ground where she was dying of laughter 😂
I’ve dug a couple girls outta those 😂😂. Lucky they were skinny!
When I was a kid for some reason I never ate anything on the day of Thanksgiving. I loved the entire thing about the Thanksgiving meal and did not want to spoil it. With the smells and visiting while cooking, to be honest I was so hungry and hangry I would havd eaten someone's arm of. Lesson learned. There are always leftovers.
It's tradition though, haha, we do the same.
When do you start Thanksgiving dinner, 5? Push it back to 2 at the latest, come now!
@@keladry12 Usually 4 ish. For me it should have been breakfast. Lol
@@lydias2012 lololol :D I think my family likes the leftovers so much they just want to be able to start leftovers early, for supper the night of thanksgiving! HA! :D
Why wouldn't you eat Thanksgiving dinner? You visit and sit at the table, and don't eat all day? Just watch others eating? I'm confused.
oh i LOVE the interactions with sharklotte!:)
As a female, I say to all of you who keep complaining about women's pants with fake pockets, *_stop buying those women's clothes._* Wear men's jeans instead. The only way to get the fake pocket brigade to stop is to _stop funding them._ Also, it's soooo much easier to get the right size in men's pants: two measurements and you're done, just pick the cut you want (straight, skinny, bootcut, etc.) to get the fit you prefer.
#StopFakePockets
So I've tried this but unfortunately I wear a men's 28. Do you have any idea how hard it is the find men's 28 pants? It's literally easier to find women's pants with pockets....😭😭😂
Yes, I buy men's pants & wear them for the pockets and men's clothes are cheaper.
I've never found a pair of mens pants that fit me. But I'm short, petite and got a big butt, but I got a long inseam, so buying pants anywhere is hard.
this is a great idea in theory, but men are built different. They have no curves & larger waists on average so it’s really hard to find mens pants that fit right. For me they’re usually too big in the hips but also too small in the thighs lol
Well... I mostly wear skirts. They don't usually come in a mens version with pockets...
4:50 OMFG he took her Namjooning and she's so ungrateful 😭
Ok Charlotte looks sooooo amazing, i swear she's my inspiration at this point. Her hair, makeup, earrings, clothes ...absolutely perfect. And of course she's adorable, kind, funny. Charlotte you're the best.✨♥️👑
She's a fashion icon!!!
Makes me want to get dolled up for a outing, i’ve been blah lately with my hair.
I 💯 agree ❤
They definitely could have pulled her out of that swing if she didn't complain so quickly. Lay her on the ground and pull up! 🤣
1:53 I convinced my friend to do this one time at a hotel, we called the fire department
little hands vids must become new tradition
Also, the woman dressed as a tin man - an excellent set up for a pick up line. "Excuse me, you look like you need a heart - can I give you mine?"
1:41 The collective “Oh no” by all the firefighters 😂
If Charlotte wears an aluminum wrap dress would that make her a baked potato?
Charlotte! Your makeup is spot on! Gorgeous!
Love the sassy, tiny hands 😂
So we just glossed over the guy saying his family set up a wedding for him to marry HIS COUSIN 😬
Yes!!!! I was wondering if anyone noticed that!
It is still common in some religions and / or cultures. They don't even care if you already have a (legal) partner outside their religion/culture, which for them isn't a valid partnership.
Tiny hands will forever crack me up after that video of the girl telling her mom she donated her hand to her mom after surgery 😂
1:31 u swear if you ever go to a park and the baby swing is broken you know why
I discovered your channel a couple of weeks ago, and I'm hooked! You're so hilarious! Thank you for the entertainment and the laughs. 😂😂
You’re telling me this is why there are never any baby swings when I take my grandson to the public park. 🙄 Here I thought it was garden variety vandalism. Didn’t realize it was an attack of delulu! 😂🤣😂🤣😂 But seriously, she should purchase a baby swing for the public park to replace the one destroyed by her delulu. 🌹 🌳 🌸 Think of the children. 😁
That girl in the silver dress is two earbuns away from "Help me Ho-bi Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope!"
3:29 the unintentional innuendo
The tiny freaking hand kept getting me 😂😂😂 omfg “this is the real me.. accept me as I am!!” 🤣🤣🤣
4:44 you’re literally killing me with the tiny hands. Truth is that I do not “smoke” but I had a really long day and night at work… among other bullshit, so I NEEDED IT! And I’m crying dying laughing texting this because ur lil tiny hands. And then ur comment about ur head just being big TOOK ME OUT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love you! Thank you for this laugh that I needed more than I could ever tell you!
11:39.. Well if he is under and 18 and from the UK, this is illegal here now. Arranged marriages, the child goes on 'holiday' and is married. It's why they recently upped the age of marriage to 18, to try and stop those things from happening, A lot of the time it was a young girl being married off to a much older man.
I know this may not be the case, but still, I feel like this should be noted. Protect the children.
The theft stories make me want to carry a decoy purse with one of those bank ink packs, so when they open it it explodes ink all over them 😂
Nah, put a bunch of roaches in there. Or bed bugs.
@@suzi_mai I love the ingenuity, but let’s go for things that bc can’t also effect me… I’m not trying to carry a bag of roaches IN CASE someone steals it 😂
Maybe throw in slime or something so if they reach in they get a nice little saprise
I was so invested in the first clip i didnt notice the baby hands at 0:59 lol
Love you, girl ❤. Shoutout to the editors & the whole team 👏👏👏
10:00 baked potatoes
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2:08 those tiny hands came so unexpected 🤣🤣
Charlotte I have to ‘HAND’ it to you. I am clapping for you right now for using them and making us chuckle. 💕👏👏👏👏👏👏💕💕
0:16 I got stuck in one of those swings when I was younger, thank goodness my Nana and another person was able to get me out without having to call anyone.
3:06 and her family is going to have to pay for that. yes, many places make you pay for rescue if you did something stupid. if that is a city park, that swing seat could cost 5 grand.
edit for time stamp.
“Where are the jaws of life!” In the fire truck ready to be used to PRY OPEN A CAR DOOR! 😂😂😂 (one example)
I've seen a pickpocket alert work once. I was on a train heading home from work. At one stop I noticed quite a big group of people on the platform. They got on my train and suddenly spread out over the entire train car. The train left the station, and as the conductor did the standard greeting, he also added that a group of notorious pickpockets had just gotten on the train and to watch our belongings. Next stop, said groupf of people gets off and goes back to hanging together on the platform.
The flower date is so cool! He probably thought she would like it because it's pretty, special and different to the boring normal date. Then she's upset because... no food. Good grief. You could go out afterwards, just saying.
The "attenzione pickpocket" lady is helping a lot! I just came back from Venice. She is seriously doing the lord's work!!
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the rizzler @9:45
The swings thing is way more common than you think. I personally have gotten stuck in one of those baby swings. Thankfully, I was only about nine at the time and I was able to get myself out. Also, if you as a child older than a baby never stood in the middle of one of those child swings and just did weird shit why not that was literally like one of the best parts of my childhood besides getting stuck in the swing it wasn’t on purpose, though I fell and I got stuck (I did not have skinny legs)
4:33 I was waiting this whole time for her to properly acknowledge the hands 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
...first one. ..just ...lean all the way back and you'll fall out..
I had a friend who got pick pocketing a couple of times, so he started to keep a fake wallet in his back pocket that was empty and just had a slip of paper that said FU on it. 🤣😂🤣😂
Smart plan :) maybe throw in something sticky or paper confetti for a bit of extra flair
Does he buy a new wallet every time?
@@flamefangstar Yea, he gets cheap cloth ones. He has gone through like a dozen.
1:48 my cousin did this...we also had to get the fire department to cut her out lol
1:26 he’s right you know, the vast majority of people who make the mistake of trying to fit into one of those baby swings are adolescent girls, only once have I seen a boy in that situation.
I got stuck in one of those swings when I was 12… didn’t call the fire department cause my older sis and I were convinced we’d get in trouble. She decided it’d be jokes to turn me upside down and gravity actually helped me slide out 😂
The guy at 11:30, who showed up at his "cousins wedding", then he said, "it was "our" wedding" meant, he was marrying his cousin, Charlotte!! Not good! And u clapped ur tiny hands for that lol
Those tiny hands are so funny. I love them! Kallmekris uses them too. Hilarious! 😂
8:09 WE GET IT..
new drinking game.. take a shot everytime charolette says that
I’m watching you wave around the tiny hands and wondering what they would look like with the nails painted 😂
i was using those hands in south lake last week - now i carry them everywhere in my purse if i want to make myself laugh lmfao
1:18 no Jaws of Life, as the vibration from the motor could cause injury to the patient. The fire crew understood the assignment quite well.
Every day you're my breath of fresh air, Charlotte ! Love from France xx
Charlotte, do you know what the Jaws of Life are? 😂
There is another girl online who got stuck in the baby swing too. Lol