Imagine Cornette going through this stuff and coming across a small paper sack that contained a small baggy with Shawn Michaels hair piece in their from his fight with Brett.
I find these segments entertaining but when can we do another watch along? Those were my favorite and they can still be done on peacock if we just fast forward to the particular match. Let’s fire up the watch alongs again fellas.
I remember baby face Triple H high fiving fans at WWE house shows. It was pretty awkward. Not that Trips wasn't genuine, but it looked as if his facial structure just wasn't designed to come off as friendly while doing so, especially not when compared with John Cena and Mark Hengry, Kofi Kingston, etc.
Isn't it funny how the younger generation, for the most part, don't realize they'll like 'classic' wrestling because they've likely never seen any of it before.
Corny's love for Jarrett is always odd. Jarrett was always so bland and could never get over on the big stage. Couple that with his buddy relationship with Russo and it's a really strange dynamic.
Brilliant stuff this. Can you imagine the reports now though? Every minute detail is likely listed in chronological order with reference numbers. Phrases like "WWE Smackdown on Fox Universal Championship Title opportunity" and "Medical Facility". I feel forbthe current crop...
In Case Anyone Was Wondering. WWF @ Cincinnati, OH - Cincinnati Gardens - January 31, 1998 (7,709) Max Mini, Nova, & Mosaic defeated Tarantula, El Torito, & Battallion Marc Mero defeated Tom Brandi Kane defeated Chainz Skull & 8-Ball defeated Savio Vega & Miguel Perez Jr. WWF Light Heavyweight Champion Taka Michinoku defeated Brian Christopher Henry & Phinneas Godwinn defeated the Headbangers Ken Shamrock defeated Jeff Jarrett via disqualification Bradshaw defeated TAFKA Goldust The Legion of Doom defeated Farooq & D-Lo Brown Steve Austin, Cactus Jack, & WWF European Champion Owen Hart defeated WWF IC Champion the Rock, WWF Tag Team Champions the Road Dogg & Billy Gunn
Was in the third row for this show. The main event was supposed to have Dude Love. The ring announcer said on the mic “ladies and gentlemen, Dude Live could not be here tonight. (Crowd booed). So please welcome his replacement….. Cactus Jack! (Crowd went nuts).
Super Steve Richard's should be getting 500$ after every time someone throws a Super Kick, Calls it a super kick. He needs the recognition and the money.
Diesel's whole title reign was botched from the start. Let's go down the list. -Wins the title in an 8 second match... on a house show. -Gets booked as a babyface goof a la Luger. -Has his first title defense against Bret at the Rumble, where the WWF has to use a finish never seen before (or since AFAIK) to protect Bret instead of just... you know, having the champ win. -Faces HBK at Mania and is completely outclassed (which would be fine if Big Kev was a heel) because HBK goes into business for himself, and to top it off Shawn intentionally botches the finish to make Diesel look even shittier. -The next few PPV matches: Sid, tagging with Bigelow against Sid and Tatanka, Sid again, fucking MABEL, teams with Shawn against Bulldog and Yoko and somehow wins the tag belts by pinning Owen Hart (only to be stripped of them the next night), then Bulldog. Outside of the tag match with Shawn all of these matches were the drizzling shits. -The Bulldog match is so bad that Vince finally pulls the plug and puts the belt back on Bret. Whole thing was a dumpster fire. Should have kept him heel, he would have had much better and much more over opponents. Probably wouldn't have done much better financially because the whole business was in the shitter, but would be watchable at least.
I loved Brian Christopher as the chicken shit heel who could put on a good match 10/10 times. The Too Cool stuff did nothing for me, but he deserved the push.
Certain times they have to bleep it for youtube..and its like way after the fact the cussing will be left in idk how to explain it but can confirm corny is not goin pg
YT has some weird deal where they only check for swearing in the first minute or so. There's Corny clips where he'll say "fuck" and it'll be bleeped, then he'll say it again 5 seconds later and it won't be.
I can't wait to hear what Jim is going to say about Becky Lynch coming out looking like a bag lady from Skid Row for her contact signing with Lita on Raw.
You know there’s alot about wrestling or the business you dont know when a match like Savio vs Taka gets praise while we changed the channel or went to piss
Wow . Cody left AEW . Should be interesting 🤔 The neck tattoo killed that guy. Also he went from being compared to HHH to basically the Miz but with a bad kneck tatoo
So the Cornette involvement in the match involved lots of "high spots" and used weapons in a prelim match that didn't get the pinfall. Kinda sounds like everything Jim complains about AEW doing
Would these reports be considered WWE IP? I have a few of Jim's books and have enjoyed looking at the old time materials. I think he's sitting on a goldmine if he could put together a new book with these agent reports and a selection of shitstain's formats.
@@persistentlypathetic6820 I'm saying that nobody in the corny comments section has ever actually had their no-no zones touched by a real female ( myself excluded and there is this guy Jonathan from 🇨🇦, and the other Canadian comments guys ) . But no, nobody here except maybe Canadians are married 🤔
@@james_the_animator indeed. I wish the Canadians here were more chatty and its even plausible some shy away from me because I'm currently a full blown Brett Hart Hart foundation Jimmy Hart heel on American wrestling fans. Most Canadians wouldn't carry on the way i do here . But rest assured in real life I'm a nice guy and that the Canadian guys here can all attract real females. The American artwork worshipers , insider lingo and Chris Jericho haters most certainly are single4lif.
I like these older formats and stories much more than anything newer. Modern stuff is pretty bland right now
Yes,I have never watched one of them. Old school is what corny is and it’s what he should talk about
Modern wrestling doesn’t hold a candle to the old stuff. I definitely prefer the older stories.
@@Ben-nh9xw He should make the Experience all new crap, the Drive-Thru Old goodness
Why was shitstain beeped out? That was a first.
“This is way better than the new stuff” blah blah blah
Can't believe it's taken over 400 episodes for Cornette to finally reveal these gems to the world.
Man, these Blackjack Lanza reports are awesome. Along with Jim's readings, they really paint a great picture.
Lanza sounds like a pretty awesome agent actually lol.
I heard he wasn’t especially popular in the locker room, the Terry Taylor of his day if you will. Honky Tonk Man accused him of being a stooge.
@@james_the_animator I wouldn't trust much of anything that comes out of HTM's mouth.
@@james_the_animator that was Chief jay Strongbow
@maxx dahl That’s probably good advice tbh.
@craversaints921 He dissed both Strongbow and Lanza.
Imagine Cornette going through this stuff and coming across a small paper sack that contained a small baggy with Shawn Michaels hair piece in their from his fight with Brett.
Damn it I can't believe I used their instead of there. Stupid auto correct.
I think he said that his ex wife has it in a shoot I watched.
Thanks for dusting off this old gem. This is why Corny is the man. He knows what the good stuff is.
These are GREAT! I hope Jim has stacks and stacks of them.
Hell Yeah!
I find these segments entertaining but when can we do another watch along? Those were my favorite and they can still be done on peacock if we just fast forward to the particular match. Let’s fire up the watch alongs again fellas.
This show falls into that awkward period where the lower card gimmicks were still quite New Generation, plus Michaels and Helmsley were injured.
These Agent Report Segments are pretty Fun ….
I wonder if they have the agent report for the first time Austin had a beer bash in the ring
The amazing thing is the WWF had 3 house shows that day..Cleveland Cincinnati and Columbus and a lot of these guys worked all three shows
Imagine now if they told anyone on the WWE roster to "STRETCH your promo futher" while it was happening
I like these. Hope Jim finds more of them.
I have been watching Blackjack's work in A.W.A with Heenan and Bockwinkle so this is fun to hear for me.
I remember baby face Triple H high fiving fans at WWE house shows. It was pretty awkward. Not that Trips wasn't genuine, but it looked as if his facial structure just wasn't designed to come off as friendly while doing so, especially not when compared with John Cena and Mark Hengry, Kofi Kingston, etc.
We need more of these, absolute gold this is ,
Jim never has a bad word to say about good ol' Jeff.
Isn't it funny how the younger generation, for the most part, don't realize they'll like 'classic' wrestling because they've likely never seen any of it before.
Brian and Jim please keep doing this.
This is amazing
These reports are so good
Boy Jim’s reaction to Austin vs Owens at Wrestlemania is gonna be great
Last time I was this early I was taking care of "Horseman Business"
The beers on ice!
Before doing some Saturday Wright fever 😃
He's selling that again.😂😂
I can listen Lanza's reports all day. Awesome.
The psychology of what Lanza said regarding Stone Cold's end of match routine was fucking fascinating.
I love when you talk about old school stuff and new school stuff..
*"Companies need to bring the light weight/cruiserweight titles back"*
Corny's love for Jarrett is always odd. Jarrett was always so bland and could never get over on the big stage. Couple that with his buddy relationship with Russo and it's a really strange dynamic.
A Lanza newsletter would have been great, The man knew how to tell a story
Blackjack was the real deal
Too bad Lanza wasn't given a segment on one of WWF's mornings shows just to do house show reports.
Could’ve followed up the Event Center with Sean Mooney/ Gorilla Monsoon
Brilliant stuff this.
Can you imagine the reports now though?
Every minute detail is likely listed in chronological order with reference numbers.
Phrases like "WWE Smackdown on Fox Universal Championship Title opportunity" and "Medical Facility".
I feel forbthe current crop...
These Agent reports are awesome. Give us some more
More Jack Lanza agent reports!!!! Lol
In Case Anyone Was Wondering.
WWF @ Cincinnati, OH - Cincinnati Gardens - January 31, 1998 (7,709)
Max Mini, Nova, & Mosaic defeated Tarantula, El Torito, & Battallion
Marc Mero defeated Tom Brandi
Kane defeated Chainz
Skull & 8-Ball defeated Savio Vega & Miguel Perez Jr.
WWF Light Heavyweight Champion Taka Michinoku defeated Brian Christopher
Henry & Phinneas Godwinn defeated the Headbangers
Ken Shamrock defeated Jeff Jarrett via disqualification
Bradshaw defeated TAFKA Goldust
The Legion of Doom defeated Farooq & D-Lo Brown
Steve Austin, Cactus Jack, & WWF European Champion Owen Hart defeated WWF IC Champion the Rock, WWF Tag Team Champions the Road Dogg & Billy Gunn
Was in the third row for this show. The main event was supposed to have Dude Love. The ring announcer said on the mic “ladies and gentlemen, Dude Live could not be here tonight. (Crowd booed). So please welcome his replacement….. Cactus Jack! (Crowd went nuts).
Nice, this agent report was from my 3rd birthday lol (1/31/1998)
Super Steve Richard's should be getting 500$ after every time someone throws a Super Kick, Calls it a super kick. He needs the recognition and the money.
And stevie should be paying Gentleman" Chris Adams some money out of that too 🤣
The all of a sudden shaking hands and smiling killed diesel and roman IMO!
Diesel's whole title reign was botched from the start. Let's go down the list.
-Wins the title in an 8 second match... on a house show.
-Gets booked as a babyface goof a la Luger.
-Has his first title defense against Bret at the Rumble, where the WWF has to use a finish never seen before (or since AFAIK) to protect Bret instead of just... you know, having the champ win.
-Faces HBK at Mania and is completely outclassed (which would be fine if Big Kev was a heel) because HBK goes into business for himself, and to top it off Shawn intentionally botches the finish to make Diesel look even shittier.
-The next few PPV matches: Sid, tagging with Bigelow against Sid and Tatanka, Sid again, fucking MABEL, teams with Shawn against Bulldog and Yoko and somehow wins the tag belts by pinning Owen Hart (only to be stripped of them the next night), then Bulldog. Outside of the tag match with Shawn all of these matches were the drizzling shits.
-The Bulldog match is so bad that Vince finally pulls the plug and puts the belt back on Bret.
Whole thing was a dumpster fire. Should have kept him heel, he would have had much better and much more over opponents. Probably wouldn't have done much better financially because the whole business was in the shitter, but would be watchable at least.
i pretty much saw the same card in louisville ky at the louisville gardens in feb 98
Havent heard corny just find a way to somehow have a story take a left turn at the Louisville Gardens…
Now this is some real pro wrestling talk 👍👍🤼🤼
agent report readings are good shit, pal!
@@maxand.1462 Of course 😆😆😆
I loved Brian Christopher as the chicken shit heel who could put on a good match 10/10 times. The Too Cool stuff did nothing for me, but he deserved the push.
Love the Agent Reports! As fun as Cornette & Last taking the piss out of Modern wrasslin, but these stories are my favorite
These reports would make an excellent book
cornette should write a book based on these reports lol. I would buy it. they are interesting.
The best content
WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!!! Why is the prefix "Shit" bleeped out of the name "Shitstain"???? Please don't tell me cornys goin pg on us for the money!!!???
I didn't notice but if it was early in the video then it was to avoid RUclips potentially age restricting the video.
If you want unaltered version, listen on any podcast app like Spotify.
@@sajidmahmud7945 naw bruh.. I listen to corny on fuken RUclips why everything gotta change all the dam time?? Shits crazy..
Certain times they have to bleep it for youtube..and its like way after the fact the cussing will be left in idk how to explain it but can confirm corny is not goin pg
YT has some weird deal where they only check for swearing in the first minute or so. There's Corny clips where he'll say "fuck" and it'll be bleeped, then he'll say it again 5 seconds later and it won't be.
Jim would use Cena as an example. Especially since John was the Prototype.
1998?? The Godwinns? Taka Mishinoku?? How did Vince win that war. That sounds very 1995.
I can't wait to hear what Jim is going to say about Becky Lynch coming out looking like a bag lady from Skid Row for her contact signing with Lita on Raw.
10:55 he could work with anyone except Austin ! What ??
I was at this show!
You know there’s alot about wrestling or the business you dont know when a match like Savio vs Taka gets praise while we changed the channel or went to piss
jim shits on shamrock a lot but i loved watching shamrock. hell shamrock would be the best thing going if he was in wrestling now.
Ace keep them coming
Wow . Cody left AEW . Should be interesting 🤔 The neck tattoo killed that guy. Also he went from being compared to HHH to basically the Miz but with a bad kneck tatoo
Am digging this, please don’t kill this bit by doing it a million times though
Who the fuck booked godwinns
Not a fan of the beeps whenever he swears.
So the Cornette involvement in the match involved lots of "high spots" and used weapons in a prelim match that didn't get the pinfall. Kinda sounds like everything Jim complains about AEW doing
Would these reports be considered WWE IP? I have a few of Jim's books and have enjoyed looking at the old time materials. I think he's sitting on a goldmine if he could put together a new book with these agent reports and a selection of shitstain's formats.
You're bleeping out the cuss words now? Damn
Jim is god
Jim is good
Last time i came this early my wife got pregnant
I'm not saying your story isn't true but I have yet to see any corny fans using insider lingo and worshipping the artwork who actually have wives .
@@jeffmac9642 what? Lol
@@persistentlypathetic6820 I'm saying that nobody in the corny comments section has ever actually had their no-no zones touched by a real female ( myself excluded and there is this guy Jonathan from 🇨🇦, and the other Canadian comments guys ) . But no, nobody here except maybe Canadians are married 🤔
@@jeffmac9642 You say with tremendous confidence.
@@james_the_animator indeed. I wish the Canadians here were more chatty and its even plausible some shy away from me because I'm currently a full blown Brett Hart Hart foundation Jimmy Hart heel on American wrestling fans. Most Canadians wouldn't carry on the way i do here . But rest assured in real life I'm a nice guy and that the Canadian guys here can all attract real females. The American artwork worshipers , insider lingo and Chris Jericho haters most certainly are single4lif.
Jeff Jarrett, aint he great!?
The way Jim says W's makes my skin crawl. Creepy.
Love Cornette, but hate when he puts over bland ol Jeff Jarrett
aint he great? nope